1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:10,479 Speaker 1: subject my best friends are my exes. We'll get into 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: that in just a little bit. Yeah, but right now, 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:22,239 Speaker 1: you got for his nev? Your baby going back the 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 1: pre k Your baby? Yeah, yeah, I didn't do too well. 8 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: You baby going back to pre care. We gotta do, 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: we gotta start. We just got to start all with 10 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:36,559 Speaker 1: baby going back to pre care. Let's go cat though. Yes, 11 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Mrs Thomas. Please, my name is 12 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: Mr Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. 13 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: You're I'm looking at my records indicating that your son, 14 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: Thomas is going to be starting his first grade? Is 15 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: ready right? Listen? Ms Thomas, Um, I've been going through 16 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: actually all of the children's records that will be starting school, 17 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: and I'm looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten 18 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: and he did good well, No, not exactly. I mean 19 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: there's been a few Uh. I actually spoke with the 20 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 1: teacher who he was under in kindergarten, and it seems 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: like he just really wasn't up to par as the 22 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: rest of the children. Now his conduct, Now, he talked, 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: but he gets his work. So what else is she 24 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: saying on that that ain't right? Well, what what's what 25 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: it seems to be, ma'am, is that his grades weren't 26 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: up to par as the rest of the other children. 27 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No, 28 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: he disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, okay, well, man, listen, 29 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: what we've decided here is we're gonna let a little 30 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. Ain't gonna let him 31 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: do another year kindergarten? No, sir man, that's that's the 32 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: only choice I have. No, we got our letter in 33 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: the mail with our report card the week after school started, 34 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: and it's said on the back promoted. And if I 35 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: got to get about this couch and go get it, 36 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be because I'm telling you right now we 37 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: will be in the first grade kindergarten when that hard. 38 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm not sure what they told you about him, but 39 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: it must be the wrong. Well, if I understanding, he's 40 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: he doesn't color as well as the rest of kids. 41 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: He's all he's out of lines. When he color, he 42 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: doesn't know his numbers completely. And that's kind of what 43 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: we need when you first come into into the first grade. 44 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: When I can show you on this paper he did 45 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 1: satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about to me 46 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: off and I'm already sick calling me with some about 47 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: my son blank kindergarden. He that kind of he does 48 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: not color well. Man, color ain't gonna do with the dad. Kindergarten. 49 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: He is going to the first grade and I'll be 50 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: down there on August four. Mom, I will not be 51 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: able to allow you to get in the school on August. 52 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Uh, and let me get Let's tell you what. 53 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: Let me go and get my pencil pen because I 54 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: don't live that far from this school. And if y'all 55 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: an't read it down, they're causing some comfort. I need 56 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: to get up and go down there because I'm not 57 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: telling my baby when he come home the day that 58 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: he ain't going to the day come first. Man, I 59 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 1: hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse 60 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: education from him. You know what, I just went back 61 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: and put him in public school. I know there was 62 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: a stake in the first place. Food which you're talking 63 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: about some coloring. Give me your name again, sir Stapleton man, 64 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: And what's that number down there? The number here is 65 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: actually area code. Wait minute, I got the number them mind. 66 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: I pulled up this report card. I got the number 67 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: in your name on the back of this paper. I'll 68 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: tell you what I was tonting fourth. We'll be coming 69 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: in there, going to school, and I might make a 70 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: trip around that this evening when I come from the doctor. 71 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: The bottom line is, I'm not want to hear that coling. 72 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: Ain't got no to do with nothing else. But it's 73 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: not only color. Here's a rhythmic tickets back. Are you 74 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: working with him at home? Are you're doing anything what 75 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent. I'm just 76 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: asking as a parent, are you working with your child? 77 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: Working with my child every day? Thinking? Readbatter you? Probably no, 78 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: he can't read. Then don't read better than you, because 79 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: obviously you read that role on that paper that he's 80 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: supposed to be going back to kindergarten when I know 81 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 1: the paper saying from it going to the first grade. 82 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: And I'm not listening to no more this about him 83 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: going backwards. Now, if you got a problem with your 84 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: paper work. Maybe you need to go talk to your 85 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: secretary of somebody in there that wrote my baby name down. 86 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: Your son's name, Thomas, ma'am, No, it ain't him, baby, 87 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: I know it ain't him. You're not gonna sit up 88 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: and tell me my son is flocking kindergarden. He is 89 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 1: not going back to that kindergarten. Don't bring your son 90 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: down here August. Hear me, I'll tell you what. Be 91 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: ready to whip me and my husband, but we will 92 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: be down there that shoes, uniform everything you hear me, 93 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: I will not be able to allow him and education 94 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 1: right now. I will come down there right now and 95 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 1: make that correction on that paper for you. Can your 96 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: baby it's not going back to no kindergarten for no coloring. 97 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: Can you bring him down here and let him color 98 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: from me? I can you tell my color in the 99 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: rim and taking all themselves? No? Uh no, I'm sorry. Uh. 100 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: We will be down that August to turn and four. 101 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: I would have this poor card in my head that 102 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: says you have been promoted to the first brother. He's 103 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: gonna have a mole on his face, and so are you. 104 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to tell you. 105 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I'm listening. You ain't saying 106 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 1: nothing yet. You better say something that sounds like the 107 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: first glade because I'm not playing. I would go down 108 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: to this deck on the administrative office, and I had 109 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 1: because my son will be in that first grade. Are 110 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: you raising your voice? Who are you raising your voice? 111 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 1: You're talking crazy to me. I'm crazy to in what. 112 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: I'm a ground woman. I don't need to be explained 113 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: to you why I'm trying to Did you graduate, honey? 114 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: I am a college degree person. I have a great job. 115 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 1: My husband and I do well for ourselves and for 116 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: our children, and that's why we're not You're not even 117 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 1: if you're not even at work right now. Man, I said, 118 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: I'm shack phone. I told you that when you called 119 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,799 Speaker 1: here right on the doctor to call me now, partner 120 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: missing my phone call? Can you color because your son 121 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: cant color? God? Question is that? Asked me? Can I 122 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: color you white? And black? Y ask me? I'm not 123 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: color no? I ask you can you color like the 124 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,799 Speaker 1: racist lines? And that? Can you color? No? My coloring 125 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: and me the color ain't got nothing to do with 126 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: none of this is just a race things trying to 127 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: make sure you send him back. No, I'm not trying 128 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: to send him back. I want to send him back 129 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: to color to get his coloring together. You what that 130 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with nothing. And if you're 131 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,160 Speaker 1: the head person down there now, you aren't competent and 132 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: you aren't in a literate Call me and tell me 133 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: that my son has to go back to the first grad. 134 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: I got one more thing. You don't. I'll tell you 135 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,359 Speaker 1: what I'm through with. This guy comes through with this. 136 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be 137 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: out here. Are you listening, I'm listening. That's his nephew, 138 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got 139 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 1: prank by your girlfriend. F laicihaw. I'm o Felicia. I 140 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: am gonna be hot. You're about to get out the pain. 141 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm rite now in every everything, I'm gonna 142 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: beat her because you know I don't play when it 143 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 1: comes to mac. That's all right, all right, but one 144 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: more question. Now, what is the baddest I'm talking about 145 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve Baby. 146 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 1: She was not here for him. Boy, I've never heard 147 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: this before telling me. But I am a cause degree person. 148 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 1: It ain't graduating no more. It's just persons not coloring 149 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: in the lines. You know, that's just that's that's a 150 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: requirement of Pete k. You got to be in the 151 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: color in the lines. But we've seen you on the 152 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: first grade home. Sorry, are you asking me on my color? Oh? Yeah, 153 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: oh yeah, Oh she was gonna turn it into that. Yeah, 154 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: she was gonna be down there with some other issues. 155 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: I hear racism in yeah for the Schoolboy com Racial Lines. 156 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: And then September twenty four and twenty fil September twenty 157 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday, The Nephew is coming to West Palm Beach. 158 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: That's the improv baby, that's right, West Palm Beach twenty 159 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: four tickets on SILD. Now you hear what I said, 160 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: Red Nest, West Palm Beach flowed the Nephew come to 161 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: town Layd in the cut you already know, Detroit, Michigan. 162 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: I told what the sixteen at the music Hall, that's right, 163 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 1: yea tickets your own seal right now, I got a 164 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 1: hell of a line up for y'all. Didn't told you 165 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: about it over and over again. You don't want to 166 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: miss it, but I give you the line up one 167 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: more again. You want to hear? Woman say you want 168 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 1: to hear one more game? You definitely? Alright, I got 169 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: tell I'm scrolling through my phone. That's Dominique God Torrey, Dominique, 170 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: Rodney Perry, Tommy Davidson hosted by Yours Truly Nephew Toimey. 171 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: I told six Detroit Migan. Alright, we'll talked about November lady. Yeah, yeah, 172 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: Tommy Davison Man was one of my favorite stand ups. Man. Alright, nephew, 173 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:12,839 Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my best 174 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 1: friends are my excess. We'll get into it right after this. 175 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,439 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.