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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Alchemy this. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pok Yes that Kevin? What's that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I'm killed to be back. Why would you think other ones?

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Speaker 1: I love doing this? Why are you saying? I don't know?

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Speaker 1: You said, don't put words, but I digress. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemist, shall we? In no particular, Let's quickly check

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Speaker 1: in with Craig Atkowski. First two Winter Olympics highs and

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Speaker 1: lows corner Coco. The highs are that the Winter Olympics

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Speaker 1: is happening. The lows are that I have no idea

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Speaker 1: what's happening with them. I think MICHAELA. Schiffrin fell a

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Speaker 1: couple of times. I think we have one gold total.

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Speaker 1: We referring, of course, to the Polish, because that's that's

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Speaker 1: where my allegiances lie. Um, yeah, that's that's pretty much it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, No, you can count on you. Hey, there's

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, newlyweds nar Old, nether Region. Fill in the blank.

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Speaker 1: Please If getting married last week proved anything to me,

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Speaker 1: it's blank that I have so much love in my

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Speaker 1: life and no one looks better in a tuxedo than me. Well, finally,

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Speaker 1: some fucking confidence look Out. It's Jen ZENI jin Fizz

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Speaker 1: Johnny Jim. What is your least favorite libation and why? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess my least favorite is it's not really the

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Speaker 1: actual alcohol that's in there, it's the mixers. Margharita's make

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Speaker 1: me the most hungover? UM? But but is that is

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Speaker 1: that a libation? That's a drink? Right, So I'd say Margarita's.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing, It's like, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: I just want to say. We asked a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks ago for reviews and people did respond, and it

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Speaker 1: helps us with charts, it helps us with expanding our

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Speaker 1: our listener base. And I wanted to say thank you

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Speaker 1: to Terren Side who said there. The title is lt

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Speaker 1: l FTC. It says there, thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: the fun show heart five star review. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: hope Margarita is satisfactory. From my least favorite liveation. It's

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Speaker 1: not for the taste, it's for the hangovers, so that

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Speaker 1: I get. But those reviews will cure a hangover, Yes

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Speaker 1: they will, And thank you for that one. UM. Remind

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Speaker 1: to please send more. Oh my goodness. Please walking back,

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Speaker 1: Caroline Cotter schmot Totter, What if anything do you remember

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Speaker 1: from your senior year in high school? Oh? A lot? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was um, well, I you know, I um kind

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Speaker 1: I can't say too much more without getting the cops

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Speaker 1: That's kind of what's going on with me, right and last,

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Speaker 1: but maybe your cockles be pummeled if you think of

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Speaker 1: least it's Joey Greer hamster peen. I just write these

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Speaker 1: now to try to make Caroline laughing. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: first part. Uh, my penis is a hamster. It is

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Speaker 1: you're thinking. Hamster's life cycles aren't as long as I've

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Speaker 1: been alive. You're right, So I've watched this hamster die

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Speaker 1: and be reborn over and over again. You give it

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Speaker 1: the same name each time. No, I don't. I actually

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Speaker 1: prefer if you wouldn't say that out loud, because I

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Speaker 1: don't want it to just memory. Let's do it in

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Speaker 1: the show. All of our scene suggestions to gather from

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Speaker 1: your listener emails. It. As I mentioned interrupting myself in

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Speaker 1: the show, we would love to get some more listener emails. Um,

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Speaker 1: dear goodness, gracious, I never thought i'd see the day

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Speaker 1: where they studied to running a little thin in terms

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Speaker 1: system that Joey created, I think Joey created where we're

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Speaker 1: sharing and Chris and Joey are taking terms of loading

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Speaker 1: and new ones. Um. So I had my own running

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Speaker 1: don't know, individual bonus scenes that we do just for you,

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Speaker 1: documented emails at gmail dot com. That's document his email.

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Speaker 1: Let's be very let's be very clear. It's Alchemy this

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Speaker 1: funny folks, Alchemy is so under my skin that last night,

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Speaker 1: You tell me if it works on call superheroes with

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Speaker 1: course we do. It's called Better Parenting. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: Are you a quadriplegic? No, I'm fine. I'm standing on

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Speaker 1: We all need to wear these feathers quickly? Think, I

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Speaker 1: excuse me. I'm here to inspect the bunch of crunch.

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Speaker 1: We have now reached the spoken word portion of the

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Speaker 1: boxing show. We will start with the bullfighter watching watching. Ah. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I I did not prepare anything, so I would speak

419
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: extemporaneously from their hearts. Ah, this is good to be

420
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: around people again. Because of course, bullfighting has been canceled

421
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: because of the cruelty, they say to animals. But what

422
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: is so cruel about putting a bull out of its

423
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: miserable existence and cutting off its head and lifting it

424
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Speaker 1: above your shoulders to stroll to the crowd who throw

425
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: roses upon you. This is a beautiful tradition, and I

426
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 1: hope to cut off the head of my opponents today

427
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Speaker 1: with I saw it in there's a boxing show all

428
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: right next spoken word from slugger. Okay, twas brillig and

429
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,880
Speaker 1: the slithy toves did jarring gimble in the way all

430
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Speaker 1: mimsy were the Bora goes and the mome raths out

431
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Speaker 1: grad Yeah, the chaper walk my son, the jaws that

432
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Speaker 1: bite and the claws that catch, Beware the job jub

433
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: burden Seun, the fremulous bander snatch does everyone know? And um, yep,

434
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,239
Speaker 1: that's all I have to say. Well, Tom mate, well

435
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: John and the one guy loves it. Oh boy, that

436
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: was one hell of a great boxing show. Oh Louis,

437
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: how how old are you? Not? You know what? It

438
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: turns out I've got um not just photos or X rays.

439
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: It's me. I'm aging quickly. Um, I'm dying of old age,

440
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: really young, really young. This is terrable. I met you

441
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: a week ago. You were but I looked forty eight,

442
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: didn't I? Yes, Yes, two weeks ago I was in

443
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 1: my twe Well it's it's complicated, but I don't got

444
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 1: much more time At this aging rate. I'm gonna be

445
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: dust by next month. Well why are you're on your deathbed?

446
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: You have your advice to me? Well, I I need

447
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: somebody I don't have any heirs, and and honestly I

448
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: wanted to have Slugger take over. But but you know

449
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: you're here right now next to my bed, and I

450
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 1: decapitated and you're decapitated. Slucker. Oh, Slugger was young, and

451
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: that poem was great, but yes it was. It was

452
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: a good poem. It didn't understand a single word. No,

453
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: let me through, Let me through. You won't die, let

454
00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:00,959
Speaker 1: me through. Hell, Listen, listen. I know you're on your

455
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: deathbed and your schedule to die any minute, but there's

456
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: been a breakthrough. You probably read about the raid at

457
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: the mudget bunch factory, but the crunch, Yeah, about the crunch. Yes,

458
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 1: there wasn't rage at the bunch of Well what's the

459
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: world coming to? It? Turns out the ingredient that was

460
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 1: making those bunches crunch can also be used to save you.

461
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: So all he needs to return to his normal edge

462
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: is to have a bunch of crunch. That's right. Unfortunately,

463
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: our hands on any during the concession standard Well there

464
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: was one box, but I guess it was open and sampled. Ah,

465
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: you can't the sample sample, so that box feels like

466
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: it's not gonna I'll take whatever's left in that sample

467
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: box anywhere? Well, this was the guy, this is the

468
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: snack shack attendant. Say you want to bring in the sample?

469
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: You was going on? I just got pulled that on.

470
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,479
Speaker 1: We pulled you out of your bed. Sir. We understand

471
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: you were asleep, but you understand you woke me up.

472
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: What do you mean you understand? You an alien? An alien?

473
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: He's there more, he's there. More. Bunch of crunch in

474
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: the sample, A bunch of cus just sample, I mean serious, Yeah,

475
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: there you go, okay, cable and my, my, my gums

476
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: all I have left in my mouth? Wait? Wait, wait

477
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: those look like legos? Are those legos legs? I don't

478
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: think there's any bunch of crunch stuff. No, true on

479
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: the legos, Louis schu on the legos legos? Oh is

480
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: he screaming or excited? I don't know? Oh yoh? Should

481
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: I get like a key? Suppose he's choking. He's choking

482
00:29:51,120 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: on the legos. Kind of scene too far, bastard. Say

483
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: three comes for Patroon v I p Andrew Davis, who

484
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: wrote Okay, Alchemist. This one comes from a real life

485
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: where Dad finds out the family needs to have an

486
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: intervention for his daughter. Oh sorry, So his response is

487
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: to throw an oyster party for the intervention. My suggestion is,

488
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: what if people were invited to a party not knowing

489
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: it was an intervention? Kevin, I'm still not over you

490
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: giving me ship for a spelling error on the podcast.

491
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: Way to treat the paying customers nice? Everyone else you

492
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: are awesome, Thanks Andrew. Okay, I'm gonna leave. I don't

493
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,239
Speaker 1: give a sh it if we're gonna have dinner with

494
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: people over. Okay, No, you gotta stay. Please say smell

495
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: the oysters. Smell the oysters disgusting. Year. I'm a bad boy,

496
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: so I gotta live it up. Well. I just think

497
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: that the night is young. I mean it's not even

498
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: eight o'clock. Whatever plans you have will still be getting

499
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: on after the party, and after these delicious oysters smells

500
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: just like ships. Someone's here. Why don't you get the door,

501
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: get the doorman to go upsters and finish getting ready?

502
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: All right, get ready? Bring it again, babe. I don't know,

503
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: should we I shouldn't just I'm not that close with them,

504
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: so I should. It's not the kind of family. I

505
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: can just open the door. Were you guys? Hi? What

506
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: were you doing holding the handle? We were looking Sorry,

507
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: we're yeah, I was we we are looking for a

508
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: new front door, and we thought this is a beautiful handle. Anyway, Sorry,

509
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: I brought about two pounds of oysters. Um. Yeah, he

510
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: said it was an oyster party, so yeah, but I

511
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: was supplying the oyster. Oh, I'm so sorry. This is

512
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: such a It's okay, though. The more oysters are better.

513
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: I smelled them. They smell delicious. But that's a lot

514
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: of oysters. I've got a lot of oysters too. Well,

515
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: all right, just bring him in, thank you. I'm sorry

516
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: that was a bad reaction. No, we're not here for

517
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: the oysters anyway. Yeah, but the oysters are a huge

518
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: part of well not the biggest part, but it's not

519
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: the biggest part. Yeah yeah, I mean yeah, it's a

520
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: waster party. But it's more of like a you've got

521
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: to get her off of the social media tonight. Tonight's

522
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: the intervention. No more posting, no more obsessive checking off

523
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: your you don't come inside. Look I don't know her,

524
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know her as well as my

525
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: wife does. Ob Yeah. Is it weird by the way that, um,

526
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm here you know some type times students when they

527
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: see their teachers inside school, it's weird that you brought

528
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: a red ryder wagon of oysters. But come on, it coming.

529
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: He's judging, I know he is. Honey. Thank you for

530
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: coming though, because if I had to do this alone,

531
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: I would get addicted to social media. You know what

532
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: I mean? You do you have those ten? Yeah? It's okay?

533
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: And is it left or right? Jesus Christ. We just

534
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: look at the directions please, it's a right. Okay, well

535
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: I missed and then in a media then I'm a

536
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: it's right, So I gotta make a left then to

537
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,719
Speaker 1: come back. Okay, we'll go around the block, so I'm

538
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: gonna do okay, Jesus Christ. Uh, these muscles are stinking.

539
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: They're stinking like we should have steamed them before we

540
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: got there. God damn it. I don't know how to

541
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: prepare muscles. Well, that's an awful lot of oysters that

542
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: you've purchased from us, and we thank you for that,

543
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: but we're not sure we're kind of container to put

544
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: them in. So I guess the options we have are okay,

545
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: moving box, red wagon? Oh yeah, a little red wagon.

546
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: Would that be that? Well? Sure, as long as it's

547
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: included in the price of the oysters. Because I don't

548
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: really need a red wagon. I'm not trying to like

549
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: it's my son's. We don't really give a ship. So sure, Okay,

550
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: how old is your son now? He doesn't use it anymore? God,

551
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Maybe seven? Oh so it sounds like

552
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: he could still be kind of in the red wagon

553
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: phase six. Might be six. You know, I'll bring it

554
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: back after the party, nothing will happen to it. Yeah. Yeah,

555
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: so that's two pounds of oysters. You need a whole

556
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: red wagon to get on there, Okay, Jack, you know,

557
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: I uh, just so you give away the wagons wagon

558
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: pretty smart, right, thinking outside the wagon. I don't care.

559
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: You should check out Hey I'm a parent now I'm

560
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: doing it dot com? Why what is that? When? Why

561
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: would I? It's a great resource website from new parents

562
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: and people are actually just struggling with parents in any

563
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: check it out? How do you know? Check out this book?

564
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: Whoa check out this book? That's like, yeah, this is pamphlet. Yeah,

565
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: Dr George George, he's legit all right. This guy is

566
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: a parent, he's a teacher. PhDd In parenting you know it.

567
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: We all all right, but check out this book. Give

568
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: it a look. Man. I just you keep giving away

569
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: all your kids stuff at the job. Now a left, Okay,

570
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: when you have to tell me when I'm turning, when

571
00:34:55,320 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: you're turning, tell me when I'm turning. Okay, you can

572
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: just tell them. Okay. Oh my god? Oh great, Now

573
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: so you didn't even get gas. I'm stalling out. Now

574
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm stalling out. That actually just dropped me off. And

575
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: I'll take the laundry hamper full of muscles up to

576
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: the party. Oh you're gonna take the laundry hamper. Oh,

577
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: you get the laundry hamper, and I get the two

578
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: hollowed out kettle bells. Are we stuffed muscles in? So

579
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: I gotta lug those? Are you kidding me? I'll take

580
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: the kettle bells guessing the intervention. Um, yeah, no, I

581
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: am a blacksmith for sure. Usually, um, people are asking

582
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: me a few things together. I've never been asked to

583
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 1: remove the metal from inside a kettle bell, but that's

584
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: what you want. Yeah, I'm trying to surprise my partner.

585
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: So I want to just hollow out this kettle bell

586
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: and I and then when they lift it's gonna be

587
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: lighter than they expect, and and then inside is gonna

588
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: be Okay, well, it's a twenty pound kettle bell. You

589
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: want one or two, that's gonna be five thousand dollars

590
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: for both thousand dollars. It's cast iron. Were you talk exactly?

591
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: You just explain the price yourself. It's cast Do you

592
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: know anyone else to even nobody else, No other iron

593
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: worker in this town even took this damn job. Okay,

594
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: I'm the only guy that you have, so you better

595
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: not be trying to bargain with and if I may,

596
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm only the assistant here. But you

597
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 1: said you wanted to hold those out as a surprise

598
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: for your partner. And I just want to say this,

599
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 1: it's worth the money because you can also then use

600
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: those hollowed out kettle bills to carry things elsewhere after

601
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: the surprise, So that might be worth the money. And

602
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: I will go back now to the fire, get back

603
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: in there, I think. So he just goes right into

604
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: the fire. He goes into the f I didn't even

605
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: ask for the kettle bells thirty minutes all right, You

606
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: don't think that has an emotional score on me in

607
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: any fucking way. I thought we were doing gift cards. Sweetheart, sweetheart,

608
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: are you ready for for your evening? Are you still?

609
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: I'm going live? We don't live yet. Don't go you can't,

610
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 1: don't go live. Open the door, Open the door. I'm

611
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: going in live. Mrs g is out here, Yeah, Mrs

612
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: geez here. Did you know that your teacher was coming?

613
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: Mrs My sophomore arithmetic teachers? Can we call it math?

614
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: What the fuck? What are you doing here? Um? I

615
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: brought oysters for you? Actually, your your mom told me

616
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 1: that you love oysters. And hey, I'm Charlie. I'm with

617
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 1: He's just my boyfriend. We're not engaged or anything. Why

618
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: is your why? Why are their hands on my on?

619
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: What is going on? I'm sorry. We're just remodeling our

620
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: home and we're always on the beautiful fixtures. Here is

621
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: it our home? Now? Sorry? That was Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's so embarrassing. No, no, no, no, or not even no,

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Speaker 1: it's not it's not um sorry, um, anyway, we could

624
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Speaker 1: use some help. It's your old piano teacher, hollowed out kettlebells,

625
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Speaker 1: full of muscles. What the fund is going on? What

626
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Speaker 1: this is a party? For you. Don't go live, please

627
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Speaker 1: just have Why do they bring me oysters? My partner

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Speaker 1: is trying to park right now, My partner is parking,

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Speaker 1: and then you'll meet him, and uh, this is going great.

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Speaker 1: This is weirds around those kind of belts. We got

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Speaker 1: the muscles two days ago. Oh my god, really it's

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Speaker 1: too long ago. Like I don't know what my part know. Well,

633
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Speaker 1: everyone gets sick of that. Look, I'm out of here,

634
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Speaker 1: and dad, I'm gonna go. Please don't. Actually I'm putting

635
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Speaker 1: have a problem. Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. You

636
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Speaker 1: have a problem me or you're who are you talking

637
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Speaker 1: to you? What is my problem? I don't know you, sir,

638
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: I don't know you. You. Yeah, but Mrs g and

639
00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: your piano teacher and your father, we're saying you've got

640
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: a problem with social media. Mrs She, you have a problem.

641
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 1: You're married. And then with the other word mystery. Alright,

642
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: please shut up. This is not about me. I wrote

643
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Speaker 1: a letter um for you. The notes top on my phone. Well,

644
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: the hamper broke bro Okay, that's that's my partner, Barry.

645
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Speaker 1: That's my partner, Barret. He's got he's got more muscles

646
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Speaker 1: than a laundry hamper. You probably don't need those muscles

647
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: cut the bottom of my foot and I'm bleeding. Okay, Barry, Barry,

648
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: calmed down. We're in the middle of the internew calm down.

649
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Speaker 1: And I don't even know this fucking kid. And hey,

650
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Speaker 1: this kid is my daughter and she's right here in

651
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: front of you, always having agree. I got a fucking

652
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: muscle infection, and my god, oh Jesus, Barry, you've got

653
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: a shellfish energy that's gonna blow up a little. So

654
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: when you were in my soft more arithmetic math class

655
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: two years ago, I couldn't help but notice how addicted

656
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Speaker 1: you were to social media. Would go on live during

657
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: all of our classes. You would snapchat my outlet every day.

658
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Speaker 1: And worst of all, help him or what well this

659
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: is about you? Are you listening to me? Can someone

660
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 1: suck the muscle out of his foot? Please? I'll suck

661
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: the muscle out of his foot. Shouldn't his partner do that?

662
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: I'm not touching his foot. I've just got to think

663
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: about that. Please keep reading the letter. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: make this. I'll get the door, We'll let me follow you.

665
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read this letter. So anyway, so where's

666
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Speaker 1: you guys? Get these door handles by the way. Hello.

667
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Speaker 1: Oh hi, yeah, I just came to see if she

668
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Speaker 1: was done with the red wagon. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. Yeah, I'll get you told him going, Yes,

670
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Speaker 1: it was a condition of the sale. You gave him

671
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Speaker 1: the address here. Sorry, sirs, the problem. I just wanted

672
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Speaker 1: to see if you were done. If you're not done,

673
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Speaker 1: you can keep the wagon. I mean, that's only a

674
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Speaker 1: threat to us. That's only to us that he knows

675
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Speaker 1: our what is going on here? Mr? No, do go

676
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: on the front door. I'm here. I'm right here, assholes

677
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: reading your fucking letter, you dumb little bit. And that

678
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: is our show for today. Oh man, crying and howling.

679
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: It is a good feeling. Oh yeah, there we go.

680
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Speaker 1: All right, let's nank o halchemist and no particular orders dark,

681
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Speaker 1: Mr James Heeney James. Okay. The title of the review

682
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Speaker 1: is Wonderful Chaos. It's from Thorough Din fifty n and

683
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: it says this show is just utter hilarious chaos. The

684
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: lineup isn't always the same from episode episode, which keeps

685
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: things fresh, and the whole cast rotating is pure gold.

686
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: I love you, James, Heeney last partner gets weird that

687
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: you chose that one. But thank you James and great

688
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: to see you. Um do you have a show this week?

689
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: But tonight it's probably not too late if you're listening

690
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Speaker 1: to this tonight. How did the show go tonight? It

691
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: was amazing? Okay, Caroline Cotter, thank you so much for

692
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Speaker 1: being here, Thanks for having me. I just want to

693
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Speaker 1: say the show was not It was good in James

694
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: point of view, but from my point of view, it

695
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: was a disaster. Oh that's right, you joined them. Yeah,

696
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: it's very exciting. Yeah, James said some really hateful things

697
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Speaker 1: to me on stage. It was in character. She was

698
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: Caroline Carter in the scene. Is the problem? You know?

699
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: That is a problem. James hashtag canceled. All right. Craig Atkowski,

700
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Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here. How is your

701
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: show tonight? Uh? My show sucked? Like it it was rough,

702
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: Like it was just me performing from my wife in

703
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: our living room and like no, no laughs, zero laughs,

704
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: no laughs, a lot of talking over what I was

705
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: trying to do, bad suggestions, right, it sounds like it's

706
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: all hurt. But also just googled oyster party and apparently

707
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: it's a party where oysters are served. I was convinced

708
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: it was something more nefarious. Oh man, that makes me happy.

709
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado speaking of happy. Yeah, I didn't go to

710
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: the show, but I heard Lisa Gilroy killed. I heard

711
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: she killed. Oh that's good. Yeah, that's that part is

712
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,439
Speaker 1: is not good. Also, I just want to say quickly

713
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 1: to my future self, it's a little warm today. You

714
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: want to get back in shape, But I mean you're genuine, genuine,

715
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I guess that's the clear message

716
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: to your future. So that's all I got. Take your time,

717
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: Joey Grier, look at you, Look at me. I tore

718
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: every single ligament in my body during that show. Its

719
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: worth it. I'll do it again. Okay, fair and thank you,

720
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Speaker 1: thank you. Let's thank our producer and engineer, the stars,

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Speaker 1: Mr Darby, the fine folks at the media, and thanks

722
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Speaker 1: to all of you. I'm the host, Kevin Pollock, letting

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Speaker 1: you know that we greatly appreciate you. So let us

724
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Speaker 1: know either in a review what you think of us

725
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: or in an email at Alchemy this email at gmail

726
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: dot com. Let us know what's going on in your

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00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 1: life and how we might be able to make it better.

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Speaker 1: Please be kind to each other, and until next time,