WEBVTT - I Can See You Showering

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Durand phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Tapped Danielle, Yes, what's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 1>So Maggie called wanted us to play a phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>on her Grandma Doris. Doris likes to leave the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>blinds open when she showered doors, and Maggie keeps saying, Grandma,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to close them. So she said, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>call her, call her someone that has seen a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit too much. So that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Much Grandma Daniel's phone tap. Hello, this has gotta stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Doris?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>It is? Who's his?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter who I am. I can't do it

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<v Speaker 1>anymore though I physically feel ill after watching.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who you are, what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about you showering with no blinds or like

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<v Speaker 1>something about I gotta see it all. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to see it all.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you looking at binoculars? Are you a neighbor?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to tell you my name. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>because I physically want to lose my breakfast in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm watching you.

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<v Speaker 3>Shower like a pervert. To me. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>you look why you're even looking in? I can shower, however,

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<v Speaker 3>I like and I like the sunlight on my body.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you, like eighty five?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, that's none of your business.

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<v Speaker 1>But why do you leave your blinds open?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you stare in? You must like what you're

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<v Speaker 3>looking at?

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<v Speaker 1>Really, the other day I had eggs for breakfast and

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<v Speaker 1>they did not stay down.

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<v Speaker 3>And you made a point of looking out because I

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<v Speaker 3>just might be taking a shower. That's sick. That's really sick.

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<v Speaker 3>You could be some sexual predator out there. Why don't

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<v Speaker 3>you just stop steering and take a picture to last

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<v Speaker 3>a lot longer? Really? Yeah, why don't you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how old are we?

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<v Speaker 3>Teenagers? Peekaboo? Who are you? What? Why don't you just

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<v Speaker 3>close your blinds and leave me alone? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, why would you hang up on me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a whey? Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought old people had more respect.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, maybe you're just jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>Jealous of what your boobs are down to your knees?

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<v Speaker 3>How cold are you jealous? Very good body for somebody

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<v Speaker 3>my age. Ashamed of it? I'm not ashamed of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So here's the deal. Sitting at my dining room table.

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<v Speaker 1>I look across and I can see your shower.

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<v Speaker 3>From my din I'm not going to deal with you.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound a little disturbed to me. Seriously, What is

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<v Speaker 3>your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to know my name?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 3>Rebecca. I wonder if that's your real name?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the how the hell would you even know if

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<v Speaker 1>it was? I could tell you my name is. Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to know?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that sounds more like it to me. Are you done?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really in the middle of my programs and the

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<v Speaker 3>next time I'm in the shower you can watch me

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<v Speaker 3>all you want to kiss my ass?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you want to kiss Elvis Durant's ass, really, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's who's playing this phone tap on you and your granddaughter?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, hi him, Maggie?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing? Grandma?

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<v Speaker 1>This is just a huge joke, Grima, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Told you you have to sudpl Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>To the house listen to me? So I had to

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<v Speaker 2>do this. I'm sorry. Would you do this to me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, how many people heard this? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>all uses on the air, it will be Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's something about it.

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<v Speaker 3>All we've done here I'm gonna get back to my show, Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by all

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<v Speaker 1>party serpents. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Duran in the Morning Show