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Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Updates.
Speaker 6: I googled best food and worst food to order on
Speaker 6: a first date.
Speaker 7: Guess what it said?
Speaker 3: Okay, good question.
Speaker 2: I feel like worst food would be like crab, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so messy the guests.
Speaker 6: Worst it said was ribs or hot wings, best grilled
Speaker 6: chicken or fish. Okay, but I bring it up because
Speaker 6: our listener, Peter said his food choice definitely caused some reactions,
Speaker 6: not just amongst his date, but among the weight staff
Speaker 6: that was there too. We'll see how it affected their hangout.
Speaker 6: Hopefully it wasn't just a bunch of peeb and Jy's.
Speaker 5: But Peter, welcome to the Show's that guy?
Speaker 2: Oh Peter, it sounds like you've got a story for us.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this one's grave. All right.
Speaker 7: We'll tell us about this woman that you met. What's
Speaker 7: her name?
Speaker 5: All right? Well? I met this really cool girl. Her
Speaker 5: name's Emma. I met her off this app called match
Speaker 5: app Matchup.
Speaker 1: What's that about. I haven't heard of that one before.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's kind of just like mumble Tender. It's
Speaker 5: kind of like the same shpew.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, nothing special, right, Well, I'm glad you brought
Speaker 6: it up.
Speaker 5: It's just like a new app. So I just thought
Speaker 5: i'd give it a shot, and I always kind of
Speaker 5: have that good luck on it. But anyways, long story short,
Speaker 5: Emma's really cool, super attractive, and then she's like active,
Speaker 5: which helps because I'm super physical. She like hiking outdoors,
Speaker 5: et cetera.
Speaker 2: All right, so you guys have some shared interests obviously already.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So then we went to like this really awesome
Speaker 5: taco spot. I had never went.
Speaker 2: There, but I thought it was like some weird food
Speaker 2: you ate or something like that's like such a normal
Speaker 2: date meal.
Speaker 7: Unless it's like ostrich tacos.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know. I think that's kind of like
Speaker 5: where it got weird. I think I might order like
Speaker 5: too much food. I never had been there, right, so
Speaker 5: I wanted to order and like get to know her
Speaker 5: and talk and not have that be an issue. So
Speaker 5: I just kind of went ahead and ordered like a
Speaker 5: bunch of stuff.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you know.
Speaker 3: That could look like kind of a baller move too,
Speaker 3: to be like you know what. It was like one
Speaker 3: of everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. I wanted to
Speaker 5: set it up so then we could just.
Speaker 1: Talk what came to your table?
Speaker 5: I mean, like what dinnet come at the table? I
Speaker 5: ordered like Manu Thos v Chase, shrimp, cocktails, burritos, burritos.
Speaker 6: The thing about the Mexican places, though, is that they
Speaker 6: usually give enormous food sizes, like the burrito is the
Speaker 6: size of your arm?
Speaker 1: Was she laughing? Like what's the reaction?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was like she thought it was kind
Speaker 5: of cute or whatever. And then I didn't want the
Speaker 5: food to go to waste, so I was like, hey,
Speaker 5: let's just stop on my place. I'll throw all this
Speaker 5: food in refrigerator real quick, and then you can continue
Speaker 5: the date and hang out. And she thought that was
Speaker 5: funny too, and the whole conversation on the ride back
Speaker 5: it was super funny, Like my whole car just smelled
Speaker 5: like a delivery, Like you're like a grub hub driver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I haven't called her in two weeks, but
Speaker 2: I've been eating Mexican.
Speaker 6: But it is kind of like a sneaky smart move
Speaker 6: to get her back to your place.
Speaker 5: I wasn't even trying man like. And then once she
Speaker 5: came over, I mean, we just put the food in.
Speaker 5: I gave her a tour, showed her around, made a
Speaker 5: joke about like this lazy boy that I had. I
Speaker 5: have like this weird chair and I'm pretty sure it's haunted.
Speaker 1: How how is it haunted?
Speaker 5: It like reclined by itself.
Speaker 7: Across the grandpa sleeping in it.
Speaker 5: I pretty much told her, like, it only really happens
Speaker 5: when I'm laying down in bed.
Speaker 1: In the bed.
Speaker 5: So then I told her, I told her, Hey, do
Speaker 5: you want to go into the bed and like see
Speaker 5: if you can hear it? Move?
Speaker 6: Okay, And this wasn't a movie even I'm not kind
Speaker 6: of the move.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay, it was smart.
Speaker 1: That was good. I would think that's really funny, and
Speaker 1: I would get in bed.
Speaker 7: You would get in bed without a line. Okay, So
Speaker 7: she lays in the bed with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So she lays in the bed and then we
Speaker 5: kind of make out and she didn't sleep over or anything.
Speaker 7: He did the ghost cut, you did the chair creak.
Speaker 5: I mean, to be honest, I wasn't even listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alexi said, Jeff, nobody cares about the hottest. I
Speaker 1: know it was a line to get her.
Speaker 7: Okay, Still I could use closure.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, So you guys made out in the bed,
Speaker 6: but nothing more than that, and she left.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't stay over. I just gave her right
Speaker 5: back to her car.
Speaker 1: Okay. And have you talked to her since?
Speaker 5: No, not at all, So hopefully it's not the bad incident.
Speaker 1: Wait, why are you calling a makeout session an incident?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Okay, now, you guys are making me think I
Speaker 5: was to some move.
Speaker 3: You know you were.
Speaker 6: She was obviously okay with it as long as you
Speaker 6: weren't like, oh, you can only hear the creaking sound
Speaker 6: if we take our pants saw.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, we don't hear a ghost though, every time
Speaker 5: I swear it.
Speaker 6: All right, are you trying to get us into your
Speaker 6: bed now?
Speaker 7: Because I'm not going to say no.
Speaker 5: I don't think you guys can all sit.
Speaker 3: Is it a queen? I bet we could fit.
Speaker 5: It's a king, you know what. Actually, you guys all
Speaker 5: should come over.
Speaker 1: I do picture all of us laying there, just waiting
Speaker 1: for the ghosts.
Speaker 7: All splitting a burrito that he has the back of
Speaker 7: his car.
Speaker 6: All right, now, now, I'm actually really excited to call
Speaker 6: Emma for you.
Speaker 1: Multiple burritos, haunted chair makeout session. It sounds like a
Speaker 1: great night.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're all in to get this done for
Speaker 6: your second date update.
Speaker 7: We're gonna come back and do it right after this.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.
Speaker 6: One man, one woman, thirty bags of Mexican food, and
Speaker 6: haunted lazy boy. That helped our listener Peter get his
Speaker 6: date Emma to join him in bed, because that's when
Speaker 6: the ghost in the chair tends to move around the most.
Speaker 1: But that is a strange sentence. I hope you heard
Speaker 1: the first part of this, do you understand?
Speaker 7: But it worked, got.
Speaker 6: Her in there and the only movement that was detected
Speaker 6: was the two of their mouths making out.
Speaker 7: So why after sex?
Speaker 6: The question is why after all of that, would Emma
Speaker 6: not be calling Peter back. That's what we're trying to
Speaker 6: figure out. Is there any chance the grandpa in the
Speaker 6: ghost chair jumped souls into Emma's body and would that
Speaker 6: stop you from wanting to date her?
Speaker 7: Peter? Peter just joined the conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Peter, I will say I think you're one of
Speaker 2: the chillest guys that we've had on this segment, Like,
Speaker 2: I can't really tell her.
Speaker 1: You super stoked about Emma?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, like I said, I matched her there
Speaker 5: on the app and she wasn't like physical activity, hiking outdoors.
Speaker 5: I mean, I just want to know what's up. I
Speaker 5: mean I made out with there in my bed and
Speaker 5: then now I'm just not getting any response back like you. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel used.
Speaker 6: Yeah sounds fun to me, but if you're not, okay,
Speaker 6: we'll do this for you and a dial Emma's number
Speaker 6: right now here we go. Hello, Hey, Emma, this is
Speaker 6: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: How you doing he Amma?
Speaker 3: Hi, Hey, good morning Emma.
Speaker 5: Wait, sorry, who's this?
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 3: This is everyone the room introduce.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a big radio show.
Speaker 6: It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're
Speaker 6: reaching out to you about a segment we do called
Speaker 6: second Date Update. Okay, it's actually really fun. It's something
Speaker 6: where we try to help out listeners who've gone out
Speaker 6: on a date with somebody recently but they're not getting
Speaker 6: a call back. We can reach out on their behalf
Speaker 6: to try and figure out if there's a reason why.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, we get to the bottom of things, Like
Speaker 6: we learned, sometimes you even want to go out with
Speaker 6: him again.
Speaker 1: Figure it out.
Speaker 6: So we're doing that service today for one of our
Speaker 6: listeners named Peter.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, so Peter called you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he asked us if we could get a hold
Speaker 6: of you because he feels like there should be a
Speaker 6: second date happening and it's not materializing.
Speaker 2: And his description of the night sounds like a really
Speaker 2: fun first date you have.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 8: I don't really know.
Speaker 5: I don't really know what to say.
Speaker 6: Well, we're just trying to get like what you thought
Speaker 6: about Peter. What was the vibe?
Speaker 8: Well, he was attractive and fun, all right.
Speaker 2: He told us about all the food at the Mexican spot.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he overordered.
Speaker 3: That's a good problem.
Speaker 6: And then he said some funny stuff happened and you
Speaker 6: ended up going back to his place.
Speaker 5: Okay, so he did tell you that, Yeah, and.
Speaker 6: We figured you wouldn't have done that if you weren't
Speaker 6: at least somewhat into him.
Speaker 8: Yeah. His his place was another story.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I will say he did mention the chair
Speaker 6: that might be haunted by the ghost of a grandparent.
Speaker 8: Oh no, that was funny. That was fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it like the state of his house?
Speaker 1: Do you make a pillowcase guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because like the chill dudes that I know that love
Speaker 2: like rock climbing and stuff, they're not also into homemaking.
Speaker 1: Maybe a good way to say it.
Speaker 8: No, I, like I said, he's fun, Like even though
Speaker 8: I had the ick, I made out with him.
Speaker 5: You had him?
Speaker 1: When did the itck come?
Speaker 8: When we went to his bedroom?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: He has a king bed?
Speaker 5: Yeah right, No, what single guy.
Speaker 8: Needs a king bed?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 5: What after yourself?
Speaker 8: I think about that?
Speaker 2: Wait, that's so nice though I thought it was gonna
Speaker 2: be no pillowcases, Like Alexis said, you're saying that his
Speaker 2: size of his bed gave you the ick.
Speaker 8: So you're a single guy and you have a king
Speaker 8: sized bed, you're on the apps. He only has that
Speaker 8: bed so he can be with I don't know how
Speaker 8: many different women only players bed.
Speaker 2: I mean, you just don't want him on a futon
Speaker 2: and you don't want him in a twin side.
Speaker 8: You definitely don't want those situations. But a queen is fine.
Speaker 8: The queen is plenty.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 2: Okay, there could be a billion jillion reasons why he
Speaker 2: is a king size mattress.
Speaker 1: It could be old relationship they got it together.
Speaker 8: Now, he says he hadn't been in a relationship for years,
Speaker 8: so it's not left over from a past girlfriend.
Speaker 5: It's just his.
Speaker 2: Talking themselves out of it and making all sorts of
Speaker 2: assumptions about this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I hear you, for sure, but I think it's
Speaker 6: only fair if you've heard from Peter himself, because I
Speaker 6: do need to let you know he's on the other
Speaker 6: line listening and waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 5: I'm Oh, my god, So that's really why I call
Speaker 5: me back. You think that I'm sharing my bed with
Speaker 5: multiple women. Yeah, that's pretty gnarly, but you really want
Speaker 5: to know the truth. I used to sleep on like
Speaker 5: an air mattress I had to blow up all the time.
Speaker 5: And then me and my buddy found this king size
Speaker 5: mattress on the side of the street. It brand new.
Speaker 7: Wait what.
Speaker 5: I loaded it up? You know, I host it down
Speaker 5: before I put it in the house. Pretty much brand new.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, wait where did you find it?
Speaker 5: I mean, look, to be honest, you're the only person
Speaker 5: who's ever complained about it. Everybody else seems to enjoy it,
Speaker 5: and I really enjoy my space. It's better than sleeping
Speaker 5: on the air mattress.
Speaker 8: Wait, no, no, no, where did you just say you
Speaker 8: found it?
Speaker 5: Though? I got it off the side of the road,
Speaker 5: but there was nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 6: Like maybe it's like a dog in a way. He
Speaker 6: didn't find the mattress. The mattress found him.
Speaker 5: No, Oh my god, my god found me. I needed
Speaker 5: a mattress.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure, like, if you're worried about bedbugs, it
Speaker 2: sounds like he's had it for a while.
Speaker 1: He would have known by now if there was bed bugs,
Speaker 1: you're not.
Speaker 5: You didn't get bit by any bed bugs when he
Speaker 5: laid on the bed.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I so much. No, I like, I
Speaker 8: feel like I can go get tested now. Maybe some
Speaker 8: other girl.
Speaker 5: Will on your roadside hold on.
Speaker 6: I just need to real quick ask the ladies in
Speaker 6: the room. Is this an ick or is it something
Speaker 6: that you could get over?
Speaker 3: My mattress is from Brook's friend, so my probably.
Speaker 7: Husband probably roadside And.
Speaker 1: We do have a couple of mattresses that we got
Speaker 1: out of an abandoned cabin.
Speaker 6: Sleep it at.
Speaker 1: My family's house.
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna go with no, Okay, I'm asking the
Speaker 6: wrong people, obviously, Brook is standing up for the roadside
Speaker 6: recovered mattress.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these are times of being frugle. We got to
Speaker 5: watch where we shound our money.
Speaker 7: Or frugal one.
Speaker 5: Tomato.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would recommend some sort of mattress protector, like
Speaker 2: one of those like zip up.
Speaker 5: None of that. I'll just take in the germs to
Speaker 5: let my body be coming into it.
Speaker 8: Or why didn't you tell me let's lie down on
Speaker 8: this roadside mattress to hear the ghost chair creep?
Speaker 5: I didn't even think I need to tell you the
Speaker 5: story about the mattress to begin with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the chair was enough of a story.
Speaker 3: Well, the chair is probably not. He also found it
Speaker 3: on the side of the road, squirrel, that's.
Speaker 1: Why it is wanted though. Yeah, there's no way that
Speaker 1: you bought that chair.
Speaker 5: It's not that nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, remember he's fergle So yeah, well okay, So at
Speaker 6: this point, I'm everybody in the room sees no problem
Speaker 6: with it.
Speaker 7: We don't know why you would.
Speaker 1: I could see why she'd be upset, but you know,
Speaker 1: you give it a little bit before thought.
Speaker 5: You're like, well, we can give no later, we can
Speaker 5: get a grand new mattress.
Speaker 1: He's talking in the plural. He sees the future.
Speaker 5: Like a mattress is going to get in the way
Speaker 5: of us. And we had such fun when we ate.
Speaker 3: So you're willing to buy a new queen mattress.
Speaker 7: That's not what he said. They might find one washed
Speaker 7: up on the beach. It's a California king.
Speaker 1: That's pretty sterile. With all that saltwater that is well.
Speaker 5: You know every time I'm paddle boarding in my eyes
Speaker 5: would be able to find it. So there we go.
Speaker 7: That's a man who's looking ahead to the future.
Speaker 5: Emma.
Speaker 6: So we would love to offer to send you out
Speaker 6: on another date with Peter, and we would even offer
Speaker 6: to pay for it if you'll say yes.
Speaker 8: This guy weirder and weirder every time Peter opened his mouth.
Speaker 1: So do it for the plot, Emma.
Speaker 8: I must say no. Some other girl will love your
Speaker 8: king roadside mattress, but it's not me.
Speaker 4: Your hands of getting another guy with the roadside mattress
Speaker 4: might be high.
Speaker 5: Peter Man, I'm dude, I'll just get back on the apps.
Speaker 5: Didn't just run my king size mattress. I mean, nobody
Speaker 5: else really complains about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, nice, right, you're gonna put it as part of
Speaker 2: your bio.
Speaker 5: I mean at this point, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean, plus you have twenty five uneaten chimney chungas
Speaker 6: that you could split with rubber matches.
Speaker 3: With you you kind of live like a king.
Speaker 7: Really, Emma missed.
Speaker 8: Outbody Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Well we got kind of off track there where Emma
Speaker 6: got the ick by just seeing the king size mattress,
Speaker 6: and that was before we found out it was rescued
Speaker 6: from the side of a road.
Speaker 1: I think it is a good way to put it.
Speaker 1: Is nice, same day, same day.
Speaker 6: But going back to her initial problem with it, does
Speaker 6: a king size mattress for a single guy put up
Speaker 6: red flags that he could possibly be a player?
Speaker 3: I'd never heard of that, But it in a loose
Speaker 3: way has some logic, no, I think.
Speaker 2: I think it's only if you have like weird satin
Speaker 2: sheets on it or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's definitely worse, but it is kind of true.
Speaker 6: Like even jose said he's single with a queen and
Speaker 6: that is more than enough roomy, Why as a single
Speaker 6: guy would you need to go bigger.
Speaker 2: It's strange because you even fly planes where you expect
Speaker 2: a king sized bed.
Speaker 6: True, So I don't know what's going on with Peter
Speaker 6: in that whole situation.
Speaker 7: But I'm sure we're going to be speaking with him.
Speaker 3: Again a memory phone, Beck, because that's got bad memories.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Yeah, it seems like he had a lot
Speaker 1: of happy visitors, so only had it for two weeks.
Speaker 7: Yes, I got that.
Speaker 6: A lot more action to come, and if you want
Speaker 6: to have some happy visitors to your bed, maybe we
Speaker 6: can help facilitate that.
Speaker 7: No, that's not that's not a bad thing to say.
Speaker 7: Forget that I said that.
Speaker 3: Do a podcast.
Speaker 6: We'll just help you with your dating life. We'll call
Speaker 6: that person who wasn't calling you back. Go check out
Speaker 6: all of our second dates are up wherever you get
Speaker 6: your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey