WEBVTT - Second Date Update: The Roadside King

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, thanks for being here.

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<v Speaker 2>It is your second Day podcast and we've got a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new episode for you today, and you found the

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<v Speaker 2>official one, so shoot, subscribe yep, I mean that is

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<v Speaker 2>the only answer to that.

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<v Speaker 3>An unsubscribe from the other fake one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you, and don't forget to also follow our

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<v Speaker 2>dot com, slash Brook and Jeffrey I believe, probably test.

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<v Speaker 3>It and let us know, yeah yeah, probably, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're putting live videos up there so you can

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<v Speaker 2>watch now some of these second dates and awkward tuesdays.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes And on yesterday's live video, Sarah Hall commented and said,

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<v Speaker 4>what a lovely surprise? Do you think if I get

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<v Speaker 4>pulled over, I can blame you guys for going live.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe the cop will be a fan and let me

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<v Speaker 4>off the hook for driving while distracted.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do launch while driving. Been listening for over ten years.

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<v Speaker 4>Not even sure how I came across you guys all

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<v Speaker 4>those years, but I'm so happy to have accidentally found

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<v Speaker 4>my daily escape.

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah, Sarah, why are you searching on YouTube while driving?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Your best bet is at the cop goes you know what.

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Get you a ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do this more safely. Okay, let's pull over and

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<v Speaker 2>then watch YouTube. Yeah, here goes your brand new episode

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<v Speaker 2>starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Updates.

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<v Speaker 6>I googled best food and worst food to order on

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<v Speaker 6>a first date.

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<v Speaker 7>Guess what it said?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, good question.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like worst food would be like crab, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so messy the guests.

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<v Speaker 6>Worst it said was ribs or hot wings, best grilled

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<v Speaker 6>chicken or fish. Okay, but I bring it up because

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<v Speaker 6>our listener, Peter said his food choice definitely caused some reactions,

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<v Speaker 6>not just amongst his date, but among the weight staff

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<v Speaker 6>that was there too. We'll see how it affected their hangout.

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<v Speaker 6>Hopefully it wasn't just a bunch of peeb and Jy's.

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<v Speaker 5>But Peter, welcome to the Show's that guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Peter, it sounds like you've got a story for us.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, this one's grave. All right.

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<v Speaker 7>We'll tell us about this woman that you met. What's

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<v Speaker 7>her name?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Well? I met this really cool girl. Her

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<v Speaker 5>name's Emma. I met her off this app called match

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<v Speaker 5>app Matchup.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that about. I haven't heard of that one before.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's kind of just like mumble Tender. It's

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<v Speaker 5>kind of like the same shpew.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, nothing special, right, Well, I'm glad you brought

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<v Speaker 6>it up.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just like a new app. So I just thought

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<v Speaker 5>i'd give it a shot, and I always kind of

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<v Speaker 5>have that good luck on it. But anyways, long story short,

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<v Speaker 5>Emma's really cool, super attractive, and then she's like active,

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<v Speaker 5>which helps because I'm super physical. She like hiking outdoors,

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<v Speaker 5>et cetera.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so you guys have some shared interests obviously already.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. So then we went to like this really awesome

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<v Speaker 5>taco spot. I had never went.

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<v Speaker 2>There, but I thought it was like some weird food

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<v Speaker 2>you ate or something like that's like such a normal

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<v Speaker 2>date meal.

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<v Speaker 7>Unless it's like ostrich tacos.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, I know. I think that's kind of like

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<v Speaker 5>where it got weird. I think I might order like

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<v Speaker 5>too much food. I never had been there, right, so

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to order and like get to know her

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<v Speaker 5>and talk and not have that be an issue. So

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<v Speaker 5>I just kind of went ahead and ordered like a

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<v Speaker 5>bunch of stuff.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>That could look like kind of a baller move too,

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<v Speaker 3>to be like you know what. It was like one

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<v Speaker 3>of everything.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 5>set it up so then we could just.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk what came to your table?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, like what dinnet come at the table? I

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<v Speaker 5>ordered like Manu Thos v Chase, shrimp, cocktails, burritos, burritos.

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<v Speaker 6>The thing about the Mexican places, though, is that they

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<v Speaker 6>usually give enormous food sizes, like the burrito is the

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<v Speaker 6>size of your arm?

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<v Speaker 1>Was she laughing? Like what's the reaction?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, it was like she thought it was kind

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<v Speaker 5>of cute or whatever. And then I didn't want the

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<v Speaker 5>food to go to waste, so I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>let's just stop on my place. I'll throw all this

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<v Speaker 5>food in refrigerator real quick, and then you can continue

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<v Speaker 5>the date and hang out. And she thought that was

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<v Speaker 5>funny too, and the whole conversation on the ride back

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<v Speaker 5>it was super funny, Like my whole car just smelled

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<v Speaker 5>like a delivery, Like you're like a grub hub driver.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I haven't called her in two weeks, but

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<v Speaker 2>I've been eating Mexican.

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<v Speaker 6>But it is kind of like a sneaky smart move

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<v Speaker 6>to get her back to your place.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't even trying man like. And then once she

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<v Speaker 5>came over, I mean, we just put the food in.

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<v Speaker 5>I gave her a tour, showed her around, made a

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<v Speaker 5>joke about like this lazy boy that I had. I

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<v Speaker 5>have like this weird chair and I'm pretty sure it's haunted.

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<v Speaker 1>How how is it haunted?

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<v Speaker 5>It like reclined by itself.

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<v Speaker 7>Across the grandpa sleeping in it.

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<v Speaker 5>I pretty much told her, like, it only really happens

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<v Speaker 5>when I'm laying down in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>In the bed.

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<v Speaker 5>So then I told her, I told her, Hey, do

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<v Speaker 5>you want to go into the bed and like see

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<v Speaker 5>if you can hear it? Move?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, And this wasn't a movie even I'm not kind

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<v Speaker 6>of the move.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, okay, it was smart.

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<v Speaker 1>That was good. I would think that's really funny, and

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<v Speaker 1>I would get in bed.

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<v Speaker 7>You would get in bed without a line. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 7>she lays in the bed with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, So she lays in the bed and then we

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<v Speaker 5>kind of make out and she didn't sleep over or anything.

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<v Speaker 7>He did the ghost cut, you did the chair creak.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, to be honest, I wasn't even listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Alexi said, Jeff, nobody cares about the hottest. I

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<v Speaker 1>know it was a line to get her.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Still I could use closure.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, all right, So you guys made out in the bed,

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<v Speaker 6>but nothing more than that, and she left.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she didn't stay over. I just gave her right

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<v Speaker 5>back to her car.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And have you talked to her since?

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<v Speaker 5>No, not at all, So hopefully it's not the bad incident.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why are you calling a makeout session an incident?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Okay, now, you guys are making me think I

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<v Speaker 5>was to some move.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you were.

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<v Speaker 6>She was obviously okay with it as long as you

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<v Speaker 6>weren't like, oh, you can only hear the creaking sound

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<v Speaker 6>if we take our pants saw.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me, we don't hear a ghost though, every time

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<v Speaker 5>I swear it.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, are you trying to get us into your

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<v Speaker 6>bed now?

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<v Speaker 7>Because I'm not going to say no.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think you guys can all sit.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a queen? I bet we could fit.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a king, you know what. Actually, you guys all

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<v Speaker 5>should come over.

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<v Speaker 1>I do picture all of us laying there, just waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for the ghosts.

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<v Speaker 7>All splitting a burrito that he has the back of

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<v Speaker 7>his car.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, now, now, I'm actually really excited to call

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<v Speaker 6>Emma for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Multiple burritos, haunted chair makeout session. It sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>great night.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, we're all in to get this done for

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<v Speaker 6>your second date update.

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<v Speaker 7>We're gonna come back and do it right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.

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<v Speaker 6>One man, one woman, thirty bags of Mexican food, and

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<v Speaker 6>haunted lazy boy. That helped our listener Peter get his

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<v Speaker 6>date Emma to join him in bed, because that's when

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<v Speaker 6>the ghost in the chair tends to move around the most.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is a strange sentence. I hope you heard

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<v Speaker 1>the first part of this, do you understand?

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<v Speaker 7>But it worked, got.

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<v Speaker 6>Her in there and the only movement that was detected

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<v Speaker 6>was the two of their mouths making out.

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<v Speaker 7>So why after sex?

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<v Speaker 6>The question is why after all of that, would Emma

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<v Speaker 6>not be calling Peter back. That's what we're trying to

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<v Speaker 6>figure out. Is there any chance the grandpa in the

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<v Speaker 6>ghost chair jumped souls into Emma's body and would that

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<v Speaker 6>stop you from wanting to date her?

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<v Speaker 7>Peter? Peter just joined the conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Peter, I will say I think you're one of

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<v Speaker 2>the chillest guys that we've had on this segment, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't really tell her.

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<v Speaker 1>You super stoked about Emma?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean, like I said, I matched her there

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<v Speaker 5>on the app and she wasn't like physical activity, hiking outdoors.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I just want to know what's up. I

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<v Speaker 5>mean I made out with there in my bed and

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<v Speaker 5>then now I'm just not getting any response back like you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I feel used.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah sounds fun to me, but if you're not, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>we'll do this for you and a dial Emma's number

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<v Speaker 6>right now here we go. Hello, Hey, Emma, this is

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<v Speaker 6>a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 7>How you doing he Amma?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Hey, good morning Emma.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, sorry, who's this?

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>This is everyone the room introduce.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's a big radio show.

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<v Speaker 6>It's called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're

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<v Speaker 6>reaching out to you about a segment we do called

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<v Speaker 6>second Date Update. Okay, it's actually really fun. It's something

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<v Speaker 6>where we try to help out listeners who've gone out

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<v Speaker 6>on a date with somebody recently but they're not getting

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<v Speaker 6>a call back. We can reach out on their behalf

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<v Speaker 6>to try and figure out if there's a reason why.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, definitely, we get to the bottom of things, Like

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<v Speaker 6>we learned, sometimes you even want to go out with

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<v Speaker 6>him again.

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<v Speaker 1>Figure it out.

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<v Speaker 6>So we're doing that service today for one of our

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<v Speaker 6>listeners named Peter.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm sorry, so Peter called you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he asked us if we could get a hold

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<v Speaker 6>of you because he feels like there should be a

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<v Speaker 6>second date happening and it's not materializing.

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<v Speaker 2>And his description of the night sounds like a really

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<v Speaker 2>fun first date you have.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't really know what to say.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we're just trying to get like what you thought

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<v Speaker 6>about Peter. What was the vibe?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, he was attractive and fun, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>He told us about all the food at the Mexican spot.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, he overordered.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good problem.

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<v Speaker 6>And then he said some funny stuff happened and you

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<v Speaker 6>ended up going back to his place.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so he did tell you that, Yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 6>We figured you wouldn't have done that if you weren't

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<v Speaker 6>at least somewhat into him.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah. His his place was another story.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, I will say he did mention the chair

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<v Speaker 6>that might be haunted by the ghost of a grandparent.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh no, that was funny. That was fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is it like the state of his house?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you make a pillowcase guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Because like the chill dudes that I know that love

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<v Speaker 2>like rock climbing and stuff, they're not also into homemaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a good way to say it.

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<v Speaker 8>No, I, like I said, he's fun, Like even though

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<v Speaker 8>I had the ick, I made out with him.

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<v Speaker 5>You had him?

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<v Speaker 1>When did the itck come?

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<v Speaker 8>When we went to his bedroom?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>He has a king bed?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah right, No, what single guy.

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<v Speaker 8>Needs a king bed?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 5>What after yourself?

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<v Speaker 8>I think about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, that's so nice though I thought it was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be no pillowcases, Like Alexis said, you're saying that his

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<v Speaker 2>size of his bed gave you the ick.

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<v Speaker 8>So you're a single guy and you have a king

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<v Speaker 8>sized bed, you're on the apps. He only has that

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<v Speaker 8>bed so he can be with I don't know how

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<v Speaker 8>many different women only players bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you just don't want him on a futon

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't want him in a twin side.

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<v Speaker 8>You definitely don't want those situations. But a queen is fine.

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<v Speaker 8>The queen is plenty.

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<v Speaker 7>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there could be a billion jillion reasons why he

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<v Speaker 2>is a king size mattress.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be old relationship they got it together.

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<v Speaker 8>Now, he says he hadn't been in a relationship for years,

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<v Speaker 8>so it's not left over from a past girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just his.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking themselves out of it and making all sorts of

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<v Speaker 2>assumptions about this.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I hear you, for sure, but I think it's

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<v Speaker 6>only fair if you've heard from Peter himself, because I

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<v Speaker 6>do need to let you know he's on the other

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<v Speaker 6>line listening and waiting to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Oh, my god, So that's really why I call

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<v Speaker 5>me back. You think that I'm sharing my bed with

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<v Speaker 5>multiple women. Yeah, that's pretty gnarly, but you really want

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<v Speaker 5>to know the truth. I used to sleep on like

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<v Speaker 5>an air mattress I had to blow up all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>And then me and my buddy found this king size

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<v Speaker 5>mattress on the side of the street. It brand new.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait what.

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<v Speaker 5>I loaded it up? You know, I host it down

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<v Speaker 5>before I put it in the house. Pretty much brand new.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, wait where did you find it?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, look, to be honest, you're the only person

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<v Speaker 5>who's ever complained about it. Everybody else seems to enjoy it,

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<v Speaker 5>and I really enjoy my space. It's better than sleeping

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<v Speaker 5>on the air mattress.

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<v Speaker 8>Wait, no, no, no, where did you just say you

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<v Speaker 8>found it?

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<v Speaker 5>Though? I got it off the side of the road,

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<v Speaker 5>but there was nothing wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 6>Like maybe it's like a dog in a way. He

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<v Speaker 6>didn't find the mattress. The mattress found him.

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<v Speaker 5>No, Oh my god, my god found me. I needed

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<v Speaker 5>a mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure, like, if you're worried about bedbugs, it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like he's had it for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>He would have known by now if there was bed bugs,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't get bit by any bed bugs when he

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<v Speaker 5>laid on the bed.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my god, I so much. No, I like, I

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<v Speaker 8>feel like I can go get tested now. Maybe some

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<v Speaker 8>other girl.

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<v Speaker 5>Will on your roadside hold on.

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<v Speaker 6>I just need to real quick ask the ladies in

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<v Speaker 6>the room. Is this an ick or is it something

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<v Speaker 6>that you could get over?

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<v Speaker 3>My mattress is from Brook's friend, so my probably.

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<v Speaker 7>Husband probably roadside And.

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<v Speaker 1>We do have a couple of mattresses that we got

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<v Speaker 1>out of an abandoned cabin.

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<v Speaker 6>Sleep it at.

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<v Speaker 1>My family's house.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm gonna go with no, Okay, I'm asking the

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<v Speaker 6>wrong people, obviously, Brook is standing up for the roadside

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<v Speaker 6>recovered mattress.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, these are times of being frugle. We got to

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<v Speaker 5>watch where we shound our money.

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<v Speaker 7>Or frugal one.

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<v Speaker 5>Tomato.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would recommend some sort of mattress protector, like

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<v Speaker 2>one of those like zip up.

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<v Speaker 5>None of that. I'll just take in the germs to

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<v Speaker 5>let my body be coming into it.

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<v Speaker 8>Or why didn't you tell me let's lie down on

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<v Speaker 8>this roadside mattress to hear the ghost chair creep?

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't even think I need to tell you the

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<v Speaker 5>story about the mattress to begin with.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the chair was enough of a story.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the chair is probably not. He also found it

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<v Speaker 3>on the side of the road, squirrel, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Why it is wanted though. Yeah, there's no way that

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<v Speaker 1>you bought that chair.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not that nice.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, remember he's fergle So yeah, well okay, So at

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<v Speaker 6>this point, I'm everybody in the room sees no problem

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<v Speaker 6>with it.

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<v Speaker 7>We don't know why you would.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see why she'd be upset, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you give it a little bit before thought.

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<v Speaker 5>You're like, well, we can give no later, we can

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<v Speaker 5>get a grand new mattress.

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<v Speaker 1>He's talking in the plural. He sees the future.

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<v Speaker 5>Like a mattress is going to get in the way

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<v Speaker 5>of us. And we had such fun when we ate.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're willing to buy a new queen mattress.

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<v Speaker 7>That's not what he said. They might find one washed

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<v Speaker 7>up on the beach. It's a California king.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty sterile. With all that saltwater that is well.

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<v Speaker 5>You know every time I'm paddle boarding in my eyes

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<v Speaker 5>would be able to find it. So there we go.

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<v Speaker 7>That's a man who's looking ahead to the future.

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<v Speaker 5>Emma.

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<v Speaker 6>So we would love to offer to send you out

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<v Speaker 6>on another date with Peter, and we would even offer

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<v Speaker 6>to pay for it if you'll say yes.

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<v Speaker 8>This guy weirder and weirder every time Peter opened his mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>So do it for the plot, Emma.

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<v Speaker 8>I must say no. Some other girl will love your

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<v Speaker 8>king roadside mattress, but it's not me.

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<v Speaker 4>Your hands of getting another guy with the roadside mattress

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<v Speaker 4>might be high.

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<v Speaker 5>Peter Man, I'm dude, I'll just get back on the apps.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't just run my king size mattress. I mean, nobody

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<v Speaker 5>else really complains about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, nice, right, you're gonna put it as part of

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<v Speaker 2>your bio.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean at this point, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, plus you have twenty five uneaten chimney chungas

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<v Speaker 6>that you could split with rubber matches.

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<v Speaker 3>With you you kind of live like a king.

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<v Speaker 7>Really, Emma missed.

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<v Speaker 8>Outbody Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Well we got kind of off track there where Emma

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<v Speaker 6>got the ick by just seeing the king size mattress,

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<v Speaker 6>and that was before we found out it was rescued

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<v Speaker 6>from the side of a road.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it is a good way to put it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is nice, same day, same day.

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<v Speaker 6>But going back to her initial problem with it, does

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<v Speaker 6>a king size mattress for a single guy put up

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<v Speaker 6>red flags that he could possibly be a player?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd never heard of that, But it in a loose

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<v Speaker 3>way has some logic, no, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's only if you have like weird satin

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<v Speaker 2>sheets on it or something.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's definitely worse, but it is kind of true.

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<v Speaker 6>Like even jose said he's single with a queen and

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<v Speaker 6>that is more than enough roomy, Why as a single

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<v Speaker 6>guy would you need to go bigger.

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<v Speaker 2>It's strange because you even fly planes where you expect

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<v Speaker 2>a king sized bed.

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<v Speaker 6>True, So I don't know what's going on with Peter

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<v Speaker 6>in that whole situation.

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<v Speaker 7>But I'm sure we're going to be speaking with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Again a memory phone, Beck, because that's got bad memories.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, Yeah, it seems like he had a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of happy visitors, so only had it for two weeks.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I got that.

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<v Speaker 6>A lot more action to come, and if you want

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<v Speaker 6>to have some happy visitors to your bed, maybe we

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<v Speaker 6>can help facilitate that.

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<v Speaker 7>No, that's not that's not a bad thing to say.

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<v Speaker 7>Forget that I said that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do a podcast.

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