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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins and I'm calling from doctor office.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Will. Yeah you got Will? You got? Hey? Will?

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Speaker 1: How you doing? You came in here to take some

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Speaker 1: food allergy tests. Sure did, and yeah, I am calling

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Speaker 1: with your results. Oh good, I've been waiting for those. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So do you have a little bit of time because

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Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like this is going to

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Speaker 1: be an interesting conversation. Oh okay, nothing to alarm you.

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Speaker 1: It's nothing really serious, but you don't have food allergies.

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Speaker 1: What we did find was that you have something that

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Speaker 1: is called rectus coleoptera. What the hell is that? Well, gosh,

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Speaker 1: it's it's really hard to figure out how to say

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Speaker 1: it exactly. We don't get many cases of this, we have,

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Speaker 1: I've had a few this year though, So Rectus colioptera

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Speaker 1: is So do you know do you know what the

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Speaker 1: word colio pata means? I have no idea, So that

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Speaker 1: is a scientific word for beetle, and the other word

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Speaker 1: is a scientific word for you know. So I'll say

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Speaker 1: it in non scientific terms. We've discovered that you have

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Speaker 1: butt beetles. The hell's a butt beetle, That's what it

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Speaker 1: sounds like. There's some at some point, somehow, you got

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Speaker 1: some unwanted visitors up there. Yeah. Wait, you're telling me

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Speaker 1: I have beatles living in in my bot. Yeah, yep.

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Speaker 1: You are the fourth case of butt beetles we've had

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Speaker 1: in the last two years. And like I said, I

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Speaker 1: knew it was gonna be a strange conversation, but it

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Speaker 1: really has nothing to be that concerned about. It's just

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Speaker 1: that's that's what it is. It's not a food allergy.

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Speaker 1: You just got to got some beatles up there. How

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Speaker 1: would I get something like that? Yeah? Do any naked

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Speaker 1: time in the desert or anything. No, that's ridiculous. Make

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Speaker 1: a time with it in the desert. Come on, what

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Speaker 1: if you make it in the desert? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but that is definitely one way that you can get this.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what it is, though, So you can

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Speaker 1: eat whatever you want. That's the good news. The bad

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Speaker 1: news is you got beetles in the bum beetles. Hell,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was that? My wife h you got

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Speaker 1: a food allergy? Oh? She had any food problems? Because

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Speaker 1: sometimes the beatles can travel no, no, she's good. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the food problems, or we thought that

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Speaker 1: it was a food problem. Yeah, all right, this is

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Speaker 1: some you know, this is not good. It's gross. I mean,

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Speaker 1: how do I get these beetles out of my But

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Speaker 1: it's really nothing to be that concerned about. So you know,

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Speaker 1: like I said, it's not a big health issue. You

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Speaker 1: can leave them up there if you want. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to beetles in my buttets. No, that's not

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Speaker 1: an option. There is one thing that you can do

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Speaker 1: right now. It's very easy actually, and it works ninety

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Speaker 1: eight percent of the time. Other than that, you can

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Speaker 1: come in here and we can do a procedure, which

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Speaker 1: is you know, it is a whole thing, but there's

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Speaker 1: something that with you you can do with a household

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Speaker 1: item that will get them out usually. Okay, what do

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Speaker 1: I need to do? Well? Do you have any ice cubes?

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Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah. If you take an ice cube and

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Speaker 1: just apply it to the area for just a second,

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Speaker 1: that should make that thing, you know, puck her up, buttercup,

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Speaker 1: and they'll come out of there because it'll be too tight.

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Speaker 1: So you want here to take an ice cube and

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Speaker 1: like put it on my b yes, just for a second.

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Speaker 1: You can have your wife help you if she's there

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Speaker 1: with you. Honey. It's just sort of ice ridiculous, all right. Well,

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Speaker 1: like I said, you just need to kind of you

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Speaker 1: don't need to do anything crazy, just a little tappy

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Speaker 1: tap all right, all right, I've got an ice cube. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just ridiculous. Why are you laughing? Don't do that.

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Speaker 1: But hey, she's probably laughing because this is actually Jubil

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you

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Speaker 1: and your wife. Natalie set you up. Get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? It's a joke. She said that you

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Speaker 1: went to the doctor for food allergies and she wanted

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Speaker 1: me to mess with you. And that's the only thing

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Speaker 1: I could think of was beels in your put I

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Speaker 1: cannot believe I was believing this. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubile phone Franks