WEBVTT - Sex Is Too Loud

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, write about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject is he a loser or a work in progress?

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<v Speaker 1>You know I love saying it. Wait till you hear

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<v Speaker 1>like Donald Trump, he's a loser, right, all right? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you hear this letter? Yeah, we'll get into it

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<v Speaker 1>a little later because right now the nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's frank phone call. What you got for his

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<v Speaker 1>nev Sex is too loud? Thanks, it's too loud. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>your nerves bound, and you just bring it down a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit to go to work. Let's go count dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Sex is too loud. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach

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<v Speaker 1>uh uh, you have the wrong number. This is his wife, though,

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<v Speaker 1>Can I help you? Uh? Yes, ma'am. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>from the front desk here at the at the Hilton

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<v Speaker 1>Hotel and I've called the the room a few times

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys, you guys haven't answered. So we actually

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<v Speaker 1>went a little first and got the number that's connected

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<v Speaker 1>with the credit card. And uh, you know, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be calling your number like this, but the people are

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<v Speaker 1>complaining about you guys on the floor. Now, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are staying on and they're saying that the sexiest too

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<v Speaker 1>the sexiest too loud coming from you. Wait, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you say? The people are on you as

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<v Speaker 1>floor saying that the sex is too loud coming from

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<v Speaker 1>you and your husband's room. Way, what is going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>I am at home and that mother is out of town.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you saying to me? Uh? Should I

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<v Speaker 1>get you the whole off? Sure, that's just that's just.

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<v Speaker 1>This is his wife on the phone right now. But

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<v Speaker 1>he said she's a cold. That's what she's telling me.

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<v Speaker 1>She telling me she's at home, but she's not upstairs. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not upstairs. They were doing a different thing. What

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<v Speaker 1>am I supposed to play to Okay? Okay, man, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. What's your m dominique? Okay, dominicque. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>we won't worry about it. We'll fix it. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean don't worry about it? You just caused me to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that basically my husband is having sex with

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<v Speaker 1>someone at the hotel, and now you're acting like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just supposed to act like this didn't happen. Hello, And

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<v Speaker 1>I did hear you talking to the background? You heard

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<v Speaker 1>who I heard you. Okay, hold on, hold on? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you all want to get a police? And? Uh, where

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<v Speaker 1>are you at? Which didn't this? Which hotel? Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Four? Sucker man. I didn't hit the mute,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't hit the whole. No, she heard everything

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about. I don't know what am I supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to say to it. The guy won't answer the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's noise coming from the room all day. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>helloh yeah, okay, the dominique dominique. I want to apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>We thought we were called. Apology is not gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>I can solve the problem for you. Wish your address?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me your address? Um, I'm not at liberty to

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<v Speaker 1>give that information. This is some books, some real books.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you put your manager on the fine or something? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Leta is actually in a meeting right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't something something. I just want to say. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I truly apologize. I mean I thought I was

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<v Speaker 1>calling the person that was in the room. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really really I don't know what to say if there

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<v Speaker 1>is nothing to say, unless you're going to give me

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<v Speaker 1>your address right now so I could be all my

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<v Speaker 1>way over there with don't worry about where I'm at.

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<v Speaker 1>I can get to you and his you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call this mother for myself and he better

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<v Speaker 1>what okay? Where your whole situation? Okay? Right now? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but will you await because you're gonna mess where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lose my job. I don't about your job right now? Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>you told me that my husband is some other boy

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<v Speaker 1>in your hotel? Do you think I care? So? What's

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<v Speaker 1>your address? Though? I could see all my way? Okay, okay, okay, mom, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just call him? No, no, no, no, my manager,

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<v Speaker 1>my manager coming down now. Your manager is available? How convenient?

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<v Speaker 1>So now I don't have to talk. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to your manager. Okay, I thought you wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to the manager. I'm piste off right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So either you're gonna give me your address? Can I

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<v Speaker 1>put this is my manager, Tommy? Can I put Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone? Sure? This is okay Tommy? What's going on? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Your worker called me to tell me that my husband

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<v Speaker 1>was having sex in your hotel? Too loud? And I

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<v Speaker 1>asked his address and he won't give it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm on my way down there, and I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to call my husband since he won't answer your call.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did hear him talking to you in the background?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you hear who he was talking to? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't, Okay, he was talking to me. But do

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<v Speaker 1>you know who I am? No? I don't and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really care. But do you know Tommy at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I know Tommy? No? No? Okay? Do you even

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<v Speaker 1>know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You kitty,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's that's Tommy. I don't like. I'm not your

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<v Speaker 1>friend right now, Tommy, and I don't like to. I

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<v Speaker 1>just like, come on, come on, come stay funny. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not funny, Tommy. It's really okay, all right, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get off the phone. And we're on bad

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<v Speaker 1>terms now we got to get back. We gotta be

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<v Speaker 1>on good terms. When about the phone? Okay, come on

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<v Speaker 1>me laugh laugh with me, baby, please? Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you would be laughing at somebody called But okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a sister. Your sister name is Lydia. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I right? Yes, Lydia is who got me to praying phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Call you basic? Oh okay, it's it's really going down, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got something for you at her in the streets. Tommy, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you this before you go. Lease give

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<v Speaker 1>me this. What's the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, let me add You know Steve Harvey and

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<v Speaker 1>that's your Tommy. You know what, Tommy, You used to

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<v Speaker 1>be my favorite, but now I'm really Steve. You could

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<v Speaker 1>kiss mine. One of them was gonna go too far.

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<v Speaker 1>One was gonna go too far man name, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when I put it on the hole for a second, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know for real, that's how I supposed to go.

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<v Speaker 1>It went just like I wanted it to go. This

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<v Speaker 1>like I wanted it to go. Hey, that was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>ask you for some numbers that I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>see if you can keep me like who Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you got that though I got. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to brank you too much. Really think some

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<v Speaker 1>people you need to give a pass. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>let it go right there, not going on? Man, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't hand it too much. I don't think it's shore.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't gonna be the reaction you're hoping for. Right who else?

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<v Speaker 1>You want time? Okay? Okay, okay, let me think uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>den's God, here's no more you ain't called. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>what else you got? I got talent? Foolishness, Tyler Peer here,

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<v Speaker 1>foolish this man. Hell no, it's not about what they

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<v Speaker 1>have time for. Hey, it's about the prank. Hey, they

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<v Speaker 1>grown people right here. I understand that it's about the

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<v Speaker 1>print I take, not the one that I really won't honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>Samuel Jackson, because I know I'm gonna get some good.

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<v Speaker 1>I have enough beats. That's the one I all to

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<v Speaker 1>give you and let you be a member of Heye

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<v Speaker 1>for eight. Oh man here, never speak to me again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's too blankety blank, my blankety blank number like this

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<v Speaker 1>blankety blank, gonna call me on the blanket and blank

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<v Speaker 1>radio blank blank coming up next, strawberry letter subject is

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<v Speaker 1>he a loser or work in progress? We'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.