1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: The nick Yes Nikki, guys, good morning wherever you are. 2 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: It is Thursday, closing out the week. Uh, Los Angeles 3 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: is where I've been this entire weekend last week. I believe, Um, 4 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 1: what a great week of shows again. I'm like kind 5 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: of bummed that there's going to be a three day 6 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: wait for the next one. I like that people feel 7 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: the they like get sad, they get a little sad 8 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: with me. I'm I'm getting um feedback from listeners that like, 9 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: on Monday, I have you know best He's writing me 10 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: being like I'm just waiting for it to drop, like 11 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: I can't. It's been all weekend and it's it's just 12 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: so nice. I need you guys to socially. Since we've 13 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: extended the episodes, episodes are way longer than I know. 14 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: I like it. We literally we've never even talked about it. 15 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: Every time I just stopped the recording on my end, 16 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,839 Speaker 1: I'm like an hour in twenty three minutes. Wait what 17 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: I was talking to someone yesterday? Who was I talking to? 18 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: And maybe it was Whitney And I was like, I 19 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: do an hour every day and I go, that ain't right. 20 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, we're getting some Joe Rogan numbers, and I mean, 21 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: pretty soon this is just going to be a twenty 22 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: four hour channel, um, and that's what I hope to be. 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I literally could only do this and be 24 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: very happy. I was telling what I did Whitney Cummings 25 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: podcast yesterday, Good for you. I'm not gonna brag, but 26 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: she may have said it was the best episode she's 27 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: ever done. After we close it out, we talked about 28 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: a lot of great stuff. I just love her. I 29 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: just like every time I'm with her, I just like 30 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: gush about how much um I used to fear her 31 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: and envy her, And it's just nice to tell someone 32 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: I used to make a meal out of talking about you, 33 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: and like whenever your name would come up, I would 34 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: love to just say hear what people said and how 35 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: they uh justified your fame and your success. And I'd 36 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 1: love to just hear any excuse why you are successful 37 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with hard work and being 38 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 1: good and and uh and smart and funny and all 39 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: the things that are the reason why she's successful. Oh 40 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: she's a schmoozer. Oh she's calculated like I've been. You know, 41 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with tailor swift obviously, and that's the word 42 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift gets called all the time is she's 43 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: too calculated. And like if a man's calculated, he becomes president. 44 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 1: Like it's I don't mean to play the double standard 45 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 1: thing here, but it really is true. Women being calculated. 46 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: That is such a thing that people don't like about 47 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 1: Taylor stuff. They say it all the time, and or 48 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: or like about any woman that seems to have a 49 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: goal in mind and knows goes about means of getting it. 50 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: Calculated doesn't mean you're being um like machiavellian and it's 51 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: like at any cost, I will be number one. It's 52 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: like it's just having a fucking goal and being like, 53 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: here's the steps to get to that. But it has 54 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: this negative connotation only really when when associated with women. 55 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's a little negative if you say, God, 56 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: he was so calculated, but it's like, but he's smart, 57 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: he just did it the right way. She's so calculated. Oh, 58 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: she's such a like evil bitch and and uh, it's 59 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: not about her talent. It's because she she did this 60 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: thing so that her fans are like, you you've heard 61 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: me talk about it. For my tour coming up, I'm 62 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,119 Speaker 1: really man, I was. I have so much to say, 63 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: so I'm talking all over myself for the tour coming up, 64 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 1: I am trying slowly to incorporate, like, uh, Taylor Swift, 65 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: just do things that Taylor Swift has done. I'm listening 66 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: to this podcast series called Every Album Taylor Swift Every Album, 67 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: and it's every single album and it's these two smartest 68 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: fuck writers. One woman is a sports reporter I forget 69 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: her name, um. And then the other guy forget his 70 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 1: name too. He's really calculated now. They're both he was 71 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: the CEO of Ticketmaster for a while, so these and 72 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: and both write about music and just super intelligent people 73 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 1: know what the funk they're talking about. UM and both 74 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: huge tailors with fans, and they just talked about her 75 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: with such love and respect. And they also know that 76 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: swifties are listening to these episodes, so they every single 77 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: episode is going through a deep dive of the album 78 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 1: and what led up to it and what Taylor was 79 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 1: doing on the side to or like what led to it, 80 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: and just how she created herself and um I talked 81 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: about it before, but she was very aware that she 82 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 1: wanted to have a special connection with her fans. And 83 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: that that was going to make for a lasting career 84 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: and probably would benefit I mean, I know that I 85 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: feel like Taylor Ship is my friend. Whitney yesterday goes, wow, 86 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: name drop best friends with Taylor Swift, and I go no, no, no. 87 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: I talk about her like that's so cute, you thinking 88 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 1: I don't know her at all, but she is my 89 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 1: one of my best friends. And I was like, that's 90 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: what I do on my show, is like I want 91 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: my fans to feel like that too, and to feel 92 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 1: the love for them that that um, I see Taylor 93 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 1: feel when she's on stage. Um. And yes. So I'm 94 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: just trying to have more fan interactions and have more 95 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,920 Speaker 1: fan experiences and just bring people in and and I 96 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do on tour. I mean, 97 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: it's I have to focus on it though, because I've 98 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: just been I have a bunch of people working for 99 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: me for my tour, and I throughout a ton of 100 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: ideas and now I'm just like make those things happen. 101 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: And they're like, well, what what exactly do you want 102 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 1: for these things? I'm like, I want a big set 103 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 1: design and they're like, well, what, I'm like, I don't 104 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: know They're like, what are you talking about? What's the 105 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: theme of your thing? I'm like, I don't know yet. 106 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna figure it out, but I can guarantee if 107 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 1: you go see me on tour, it's it's gonna be good. 108 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: I Um, I've been doing stand up a lot when 109 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,599 Speaker 1: I come to l A, having really fun sets. You know, 110 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: some are a little shaky, but it's only because I'm 111 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: working on new material figuring out what to do. And Uh, 112 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 1: I'm not worried about tour. If I keep telling myself 113 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 1: that it might be true, It's good to be nervous. 114 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: It's good to be like, oh my god, this thing, Like, 115 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: am I gonna do a good job? Uh? Are people 116 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 1: going to be entertained and feel like they got their 117 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 1: money's worth? I just I'm the only comic I think 118 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: who feels bad that people have to pay more money 119 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: to go see me. When I get more famous, I 120 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 1: just like really feel like, oh my god, Like the 121 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: expectations are higher because it's someone yesterday on speaking of Ticketmaster, 122 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: someone on Twitter was like, Hey, I got charged twenty 123 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 1: five dollars for a thirty dollar Nikki Glazer ticket. It's like, 124 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: what for Ticketmaster? Charges, just these arbitrary charges. It's like, 125 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 1: we address, is this still going on? Nothing was solved? 126 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's so insane. Um And I'm sorry 127 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: and I and they tag me on it, like I 128 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: can do something. I'm just listening to a podcast for 129 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: the from the former CEO of Ticketmaster. I got he 130 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: doesn't even work there anymore. And uh, I don't know. 131 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what to do there. Um, so I 132 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,200 Speaker 1: have no information for that. People are like, hey, the 133 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 1: venue says that I can't bring drinks, and I'm like, 134 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even know. Can I be 135 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: honest with all of you right now? Truly, truly honest. 136 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 1: I do not know what cities I'm going to. I 137 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: don't know when. Um. All I know is that it 138 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:40,560 Speaker 1: all kicks off July tenth in Waterloo, New York at 139 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: a casino, and then July. I only know July thirty 140 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: as the second date because it used to be the first. 141 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: I only know the first thing because if I look 142 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 1: at my tour schedule when I post my tour schedule, 143 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: I like blur my eyes when I'm looking at it, 144 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 1: because I can't handle that much things. You know what, 145 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:00,040 Speaker 1: I meant many things at once, and so I and 146 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: people are like, oh, I can't wait to come see 147 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: you in whatever I go. I guess I'm going there. 148 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: I don't look at it. I don't like to see ahead, 149 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 1: and maybe that's a bad thing, and I should The 150 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift probably knows exactly where she's going whenever she's going. 151 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: I can't do that because I just live one day 152 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: at a time. Yesterday was a great day. Woke up, 153 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: did the pod. Uh was like kind of recuperating from 154 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: a traumatic event the day prior. As you guys heard 155 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: fashion egg, Well there's no fashion I haven't given you 156 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: a fashion egg. I just like that was it, um, 157 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 1: and which I can't talk about yet, but boy I 158 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 1: will someday. I will tell you all about it some day, 159 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: and maybe I'll tell you about it on my tour. 160 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 1: But you can't tell anyone if you hear me. I'm 161 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: gonna little literally make people promise like this can't leave 162 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: this room, which is a ridiculous. I really should have 163 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: named the tour this can't leave this room, um, because 164 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 1: I want to talk about things that I wouldn't talk 165 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,559 Speaker 1: about on TV where they could like find a home. 166 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: But I'm sure people could film. I don't care. I 167 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: have nothing to hide. Um, but guess like everyone's checking in. 168 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 1: All my friends are checking in on me about what 169 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 1: happened two nights ago and the thing that made me 170 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: call Andrew at six am, uh or like I called 171 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,679 Speaker 1: him at too, the thing that may be called I 172 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 1: called you, decho. You know what I texted you. I 173 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: don't think I called you. You texted me. Yeah, I 174 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: texted you because I was like, Noah, I just feel 175 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,319 Speaker 1: like it goes to bed on time. And then uh 176 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,319 Speaker 1: yeah that was. But everyone chocked on me the next 177 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 1: day and and even today, and I like don't even 178 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 1: know what they're talking about, like that's how this morning. 179 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 1: My biggest problem was that I'm boarding groups C thirty 180 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,320 Speaker 1: seven on my Southwest flight, and I am pissed because 181 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 1: usually I'm a list preferred because Bill mar But bought 182 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: these tickets and I'm like they always buy like the 183 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,959 Speaker 1: highest end ticket for the Southwest, and now I'm C 184 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 1: thirty seven. I'm like the last person sat, which I 185 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 1: don't mind, like being last in line and having but 186 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: I just want a windows seat and I don't know 187 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,200 Speaker 1: if they're gonna be an evilable, But I have a plan. 188 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 1: I have a hundred dollar bill in my UH purse 189 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: and I'm going to offer someone a hundred dollars for 190 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,719 Speaker 1: the window seat if I can't obtain one myself. I've 191 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,800 Speaker 1: done it before on a flight, and I'll do it again. 192 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: And it seems crazy, and but that's how important it 193 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,199 Speaker 1: is to me to lean upon a window. I hate 194 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: the aisle um. But maybe I'll get lucky and just 195 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: get a window. Who knows. But that was my biggest 196 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 1: problem this morning. And and people are like, are you 197 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 1: how are you doing? NICKI? And I'm like, well, you know, 198 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: see thirty seven. Listen, I've done this a lot and 199 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: I can do it again. And who do I think 200 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: that I am? That I always should get the first 201 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,440 Speaker 1: in line, Like there was some kind of entitlement of 202 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,560 Speaker 1: like I can't fly if I'm in the I'm I'm 203 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: a star. I should be in the aisle, or I 204 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,320 Speaker 1: can't be in the aisle. You know, I have no 205 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 1: problem flying southwest. You guys know that, but I still 206 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 1: want that a list prefer But it's like, no, bitch, 207 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 1: you didn't check in within twenty four, like soon enough 208 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,839 Speaker 1: you checked in literally point seven seconds after the twenty 209 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: four hours, So you're you got this boarding group c 210 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,400 Speaker 1: because for some reason everyone else checked in point seven 211 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:17,079 Speaker 1: seconds before you. Um, and that's okay. And my assistant 212 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 1: was apologizing to me because I'm like, hey, next time, 213 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,440 Speaker 1: we need to do it. That's what I'm like, being 214 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 1: all not even passive aggressive. I'm just like I just 215 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 1: love a window and I might I might just delay 216 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 1: my flight because I want to get a win. I'm 217 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: just being win. And then I take a sip of 218 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,199 Speaker 1: coffee and like wake up, and I'm like, what are 219 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: you complaining about? Like who cares? You might learn something 220 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,440 Speaker 1: being in the fucking aisle seat that you won't learn 221 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 1: if you fall asleep on the window, something might happen, 222 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 1: you know. Um, So all good things. And I really 223 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,840 Speaker 1: am over the other night. Yesterday was so funny because 224 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 1: I was drafting all these texts to send to further 225 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,440 Speaker 1: just give more, to pour more gasoline on this fucking 226 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: dumpster fire. That was the other night. And I get 227 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,839 Speaker 1: to Whitney's, I am I'm on my way there and 228 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,439 Speaker 1: I'm drafting this giant text to send and be like 229 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 1: what you know, all my anger and like I want 230 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: answers and keep pop and um, and I send it 231 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: to you know, Anya and I no one else because 232 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: I knew everyone else would say, don't send it as always? 233 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 1: Can I just say that Anya is the friend that 234 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 1: will always help me keep the torch going. For a 235 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,560 Speaker 1: a person who are a man, I should say, any 236 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 1: boys that I really like, Anya will never go He's unique, 237 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,360 Speaker 1: he's the he's worthless, Like get rid of him and 238 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,240 Speaker 1: you will always go. Yeah. I think that there's such 239 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 1: like she'll help me draft something like she will always 240 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,520 Speaker 1: have hope and I need that in her because I 241 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 1: have that in me. Um. So I only asked her 242 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 1: for help and then I got to Whitneys and I'm 243 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: about to send the text. God I didn't because we 244 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: pull up to Whitneys. I'm like, oh, I didn't have 245 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: time to like really draft it out before I sent it. 246 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: So I get into Whitneys and I'm like, Okay, I 247 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 1: got I gotta tell you the story so you can 248 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,719 Speaker 1: help me with this text. And I told her the 249 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,880 Speaker 1: whole story and she's like do you want do you 250 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: want to support or do you want advice? Which is like, 251 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,800 Speaker 1: do you want me to lie to you? Or do 252 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: you want me to tell you what and like, advice 253 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,839 Speaker 1: is not really what you're supposed to ever give someone. 254 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 1: You're supposed to say like you should never go you 255 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: should do this. I try to never say you should. 256 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:33,600 Speaker 1: I've learned that through you know, things that I've done 257 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 1: that I can't talk about, like, I've learned that that's 258 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: the best way to approach anything in my experience. I 259 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,240 Speaker 1: have found that this works when I do this, always 260 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,840 Speaker 1: talk from a point of I this has worked for me, 261 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 1: and that way people can do maybe can hear how 262 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 1: it's worked for you and then do it themselves. But 263 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 1: any like you should, it's not gonna work for people. 264 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: But Whitney did the same thing. She was like, this 265 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: is how I interpret it. It's really interesting too when 266 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,840 Speaker 1: you are the victim of your own story, which the 267 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,440 Speaker 1: other night I was the victim a hundred percent. Like 268 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you know what we're talking about, right, Okay, 269 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,079 Speaker 1: So I want to say this in a way that 270 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,079 Speaker 1: isn't leaving out our listener, because the only reason I'm 271 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: not telling you guys this is because it's it's a 272 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:21,080 Speaker 1: it's sensitive and people could get hurt, including literally myself. 273 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: So I don't want to. So I'm not trying to 274 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: leave you out, but if you feel left up, I'm sorry. 275 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 1: And uh, but what Whitney did for me, Noah was 276 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 1: there's a situation. The situation is I feel like I'm 277 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 1: the victim, like I got the raw deal, I'm the 278 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 1: one being persecuted and all these things. What what she did, 279 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 1: what she did, Noah was said, said Nikki, I just 280 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 1: want you to see it. I'm going to pretend I'm 281 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: the best friend. I'm the I'm I'm a friend to 282 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 1: the other person in this scenario, the enemy as or 283 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 1: like who who were personifying as the enemy. And obviously 284 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:02,040 Speaker 1: I've always already been through a place of seeing trying 285 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 1: to empathize with that person and seeing how it must 286 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 1: feel from the their side. But I didn't really do 287 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 1: a good job of it because I was too lost 288 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 1: in my own of like but me, and it's it's 289 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the one that's being attacked, and and 290 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 1: she goes, Honestly, Nigi, I probably would if I was 291 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: the friend to this person, I would have been like, 292 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: let's do that thing, let's go to that thing, and 293 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 1: let's let's confront that person, you know, like can can't 294 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 1: you imagine being the friend of the person on the 295 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 1: other side of my thing and creating a story that 296 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 1: would make me the evil one that we need to attack. 297 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: And I saw it suddenly. I was like, oh my god, 298 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: I could so see. I could so see myself being 299 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 1: the cheerleader of my own enemy. And if it was 300 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,280 Speaker 1: if it was like if this happened to you, no uh, 301 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 1: like you were the in the scenario on the other side, 302 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 1: I would be like, I would tell you to do 303 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 1: exactly what happened to me the other night, Like I 304 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 1: would support you and probably go with you, you know, 305 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: like it I really she made me see it from 306 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: the other side, And I go, you know what, and 307 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: she goes, what are you trying to get from sending 308 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: the sex? What do you want to know? And I go, um, well, 309 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 1: I wouldn't know why it took place, and what uh 310 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:27,080 Speaker 1: why that I wasn't protected and what uh? And she goes, um, 311 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 1: I think you know, because um, that person doesn't care 312 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 1: about you. And I go, but but that person said 313 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: they did, and now their actions say they're not. She goes, okay, 314 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 1: so they their actions are what we're going off of, 315 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 1: and and they don't so you need confirmation on top 316 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,400 Speaker 1: of that that they don't care. Like when you when 317 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 1: you really look at a text that you want to 318 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,080 Speaker 1: send that you maybe shouldn't, what do you What information 319 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 1: are you trying to get? And don't you already have it? 320 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 1: Don't you already have the information? And if you if 321 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: it takes that text to get the apology or to 322 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,760 Speaker 1: get what you want out of them, is that what 323 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: you really want is to have to beg someone or 324 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,399 Speaker 1: to remind them of what it was. If someone hurts 325 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,119 Speaker 1: you and you're like, I want them to know that 326 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: they hurt me. If they might, oh, my therapist always 327 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,440 Speaker 1: just say this, wow, Donna's coming back in. She just 328 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,400 Speaker 1: go Nikki. If they were sorry, and if they cared 329 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: about your feelings, they would care about your feelings. You 330 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 1: don't have to remind them that you that that how 331 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,239 Speaker 1: you hurt what they did was hurtful. And if they 332 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 1: were capable of feeling it, they're not going to feel 333 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,679 Speaker 1: You can't make them feel it. They what what happened 334 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 1: to you is objectively a bad thing to do to 335 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,439 Speaker 1: someone and and not a loving thing. Therefore you have 336 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,520 Speaker 1: they if you go, hey, that was mean and not 337 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,640 Speaker 1: loving You're not going to suddenly make them go, oh 338 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,399 Speaker 1: my god, I feel bad. They should have already felt it, 339 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,879 Speaker 1: you know, unless it's something that was completely, you know, 340 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,520 Speaker 1: unintentional and subconsciously hurtful to you, I understand that. But 341 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: if it's something direct and it's very clear that that's 342 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,840 Speaker 1: like not a good thing, which it was the other night, 343 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: was a very clear sign of like that wasn't nice. Um, 344 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 1: And then they don't follow up with I'm sorry. They're 345 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 1: not sorry, and you going shouldn't. Aren't you sorry? It's 346 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,879 Speaker 1: not going to make them actually sorry. It might make 347 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,480 Speaker 1: them say they're sorry, but they ain't. I have all 348 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:28,440 Speaker 1: my answers. I don't need further confirmation. So I needed 349 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,640 Speaker 1: that from her. And she goes and I'm not gonna 350 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,760 Speaker 1: let you send that before I go, I'm gonna send it, 351 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,720 Speaker 1: even though you're saying this, And she goes, give it 352 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 1: two days and see how you feel. I gave it 353 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 1: two hours, and I walked out of there and I go, 354 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: why would I ever send that? Why would I ever 355 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 1: have said that? And I also I sent the text 356 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: to you as well. Right, No, you didn't send it 357 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 1: to me. Oh I would have. You would have been 358 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 1: like do it like, I, well, let's say the same 359 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,119 Speaker 1: thing because it's out of anger, and she actually like, 360 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,520 Speaker 1: that's a technique I learned an anger management. If you 361 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,919 Speaker 1: want to, you draft up the test, you let it 362 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 1: all out, and then you just let it sit there, 363 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: and then in five minutes you go look at it again, 364 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,160 Speaker 1: you assess your feelings. Are you still as angry? Probably not, 365 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,680 Speaker 1: say let me wait another five minutes, another five minutes 366 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,840 Speaker 1: after that, and then over time is like you just 367 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: have a completely different perspective. Really, I love what she 368 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,760 Speaker 1: said to you. She's the best. She really is good. 369 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: She like unlaunched something and I can't wait to get 370 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 1: into more details about it, because it was just like, 371 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,840 Speaker 1: you know, when you are someone who is a public 372 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,119 Speaker 1: figure and by all means that you can google my 373 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,479 Speaker 1: net worth and you're like, oh, she's a millionaire and 374 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,199 Speaker 1: she's has she's glowy, she's on TV, she has all 375 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,640 Speaker 1: these friends, she's on counting. Like, you know, from the outside, 376 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 1: my my life looks pretty fucking perfect. And then when 377 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 1: the person on the other side, the foe, my foe 378 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,120 Speaker 1: is not someone like that, I'm always gonna look like 379 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: the fucking I'm not it's gonna be hard to make 380 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,159 Speaker 1: me out to be the victim when I am the 381 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:01,160 Speaker 1: one that has all I have. So if this became public, 382 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,840 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be the little, like innocent girl that 383 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: I feel. It's in and she's and she's right when 384 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 1: he was right, you know. Um, so I was able 385 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,400 Speaker 1: to empathize yesterday and really have an amazing, amazing talk 386 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: with her, and then last night was so fun. I 387 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 1: want to tell Andrew about it after we get him 388 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,280 Speaker 1: in here? Where is that little scamp which corner of 389 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:31,920 Speaker 1: the room and he in? Hey, Andrew, good to see you. 390 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: I'm going to see you later today. Right, Oh yeah, 391 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 1: I don't know what time are you getting in bra 392 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 1: I'm getting at six? What time are you? I'm getting 393 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: at six oh five? My mom's picking me up and 394 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,320 Speaker 1: then we're going to uh my dad's show. Okay, well 395 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 1: Brandon was going to pick me up, but I'll maybe 396 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: I'll go straight to your dad's show as well. Sweet, Okay, 397 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: cool that way, so I won't wait for you. I'm 398 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 1: gonna go home. I'm gonna get as, drop off my bags, 399 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,120 Speaker 1: go to my dad's show. It's from seven, I mean, 400 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,959 Speaker 1: doors are at seven and then it's like eight to ten, um. 401 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 1: And by the time you guys are hearing this, if 402 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,360 Speaker 1: you live in St. Louis, uh, you might be able 403 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,439 Speaker 1: to run and get there. It's Joe's Cafe and St. Louis. Um, 404 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,919 Speaker 1: My dad's doing a concert tonight with his band Glaze 405 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: in the Moon Kings, and there might be a special 406 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 1: guest performance spoiler alert there is. I'm going to sing 407 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: and play a song on guitar perform No I wish 408 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 1: blank Space I'm gonna do. I picked up blank Space 409 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, not only because I've it's her Grammy performance. Um. 410 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 1: She did like this Grammy like town hall type thing, 411 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 1: and I've I've been playing the song. I probably played 412 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: it like eighteen thousand times. Andrew, you've heard it a 413 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,159 Speaker 1: billion times. And I am playing that because I just 414 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 1: wanted to pick a song that I can get everyone 415 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,119 Speaker 1: to sing along so no one sees how shitty my 416 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 1: singing and I just want it to be more. I 417 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 1: invited my mom to sing on stage. We practiced the 418 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,879 Speaker 1: other day. She's like, I'm gonna need to wear my 419 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 1: glasses on stage to look at my phone for the lyrics. 420 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,239 Speaker 1: And I'm like, and she goes and I don't know 421 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,679 Speaker 1: that that's a good look. What did she say? She 422 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,159 Speaker 1: does something so funny? She was like, I just don't know. 423 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,400 Speaker 1: I just love the idea of her having singing glasses, 424 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:16,800 Speaker 1: Like I got my reading glasses. I would have to 425 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 1: read the words and wear my glasses. And I'm not 426 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:23,800 Speaker 1: excited about that. I'm not excited about that. I go, 427 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,160 Speaker 1: no one. My mom hates when I say no one cares, 428 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,399 Speaker 1: but true, because then she's like, then you make me 429 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,200 Speaker 1: feel like no one cares about how I look? Ever, 430 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 1: and I go, they don't, like, no one expects you 431 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: to be hot, like no one expects no one should 432 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 1: expects any yourself. Like when my mom is hot, she's beautiful. 433 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,960 Speaker 1: It's just like she thinks everyone's gonna go. I go, 434 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,119 Speaker 1: what's your biggest fear that someone's gonna go? Julie needed 435 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,679 Speaker 1: glasses on stage, and she looked like a dork. Are 436 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: you scared someone's gonna like give you a wedgie and 437 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,240 Speaker 1: throw you in a locker for wearing glasses? Like who cares? 438 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,399 Speaker 1: I know, but I guess it just goes down the 439 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,399 Speaker 1: rabbit hole of then does anything matter? Then? Why am 440 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,959 Speaker 1: I even for me? Why should I perform. If no 441 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 1: one cares all that stuff, we'll probably start going through. 442 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 1: It's not no one cares, it's just I care because 443 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,560 Speaker 1: it's it'll be cute. You're a good singer, and it's 444 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,840 Speaker 1: it'll be fun. No one's gonna go. You know, it 445 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: would have been better if she wasn't bifocal during this 446 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: entire performance. Yeah, I guess my only point. Yes, for sure, 447 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,680 Speaker 1: no one. No one gives a ship. If she wears well, 448 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 1: a song on stage would be hot, but um, just 449 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: a song. My mom would probably blow her own head 450 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,919 Speaker 1: off before she wore a song. Wouldn't be great if 451 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,719 Speaker 1: your mom like tried to pull like a Lady Gaga 452 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: lady later in her life where she's like, I'm gonna 453 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,439 Speaker 1: brand myself, Like she goes so outside the box that 454 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazier mom is wearing. Love it those long triangle 455 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:53,679 Speaker 1: Madonna tits, you know, and like thigh high boots with 456 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:58,280 Speaker 1: a leotard. Then they would take notice. I would love it. 457 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 1: I would love my mom glasses on that kind of confidence. 458 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 1: I think she's getting it though my mom is really 459 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,720 Speaker 1: it was really sweet. We had a really good talks 460 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: this week when my dad wasn't here. She stayed longer, 461 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,560 Speaker 1: and like we just talked about confidence and like body 462 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 1: image and a lot of stuff like eating and uh 463 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,320 Speaker 1: addictions and like she just like picked up a lot 464 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: of things and standing up for yourself, not being honest. 465 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,159 Speaker 1: And she's like, Nikki, I really you're changing me, Like 466 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: she said stuff like that. She's like, I am I 467 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 1: am different because of the things I've I've gotten from you. 468 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 1: It was really really sweet and and I made her 469 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,960 Speaker 1: take an eating disorder quiz because I I was talking 470 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: about uh my like recovery process and she's like interested 471 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 1: in it, and I go, do you want to see 472 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,960 Speaker 1: if you have maybe a problem? We can do the checklist. 473 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,960 Speaker 1: And I thought she was gonna fucking get an A 474 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,399 Speaker 1: plus plus plus. And we went through the checklist and 475 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,760 Speaker 1: she's she doesn't really have any eating disorder. I thought 476 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 1: she did. I thought everyone did. She I was like, 477 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 1: you don't think about food constantly, U all the time, 478 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 1: like when you go to sleep and then when you 479 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,879 Speaker 1: wake up, Like it's not your only motivating thing. I 480 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 1: assumed it was. And she's like, no, not really. And 481 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, She's like, but goodwill I 482 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,040 Speaker 1: think about all the time, and what kind of deals 483 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,840 Speaker 1: I can get. I mean, we all of our things. 484 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: How's how's new? Yeah, it's interesting when you think, uh, 485 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:26,119 Speaker 1: someone someone's is thinking what you're thinking, and you you 486 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: you convince yourself so much that then what they're thinking 487 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: and then you find out and then I mean it 488 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,840 Speaker 1: goes back to your point of not caring about whether 489 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,440 Speaker 1: I should wear this or because no one cares so 490 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 1: so you're they're not thinking about you and that's okay. 491 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,720 Speaker 1: There's beauty and that isn't there like oh, or they're 492 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: not thinking what you're thinking, like, because that's so stressful 493 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 1: to think what someone else is thinking as well as 494 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,359 Speaker 1: you're you know, your own self. I'm so right sometimes though, 495 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,200 Speaker 1: I mean, you know that I am actually pretty good 496 00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:00,680 Speaker 1: at reading people and I'm I'm not saying, but it's 497 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: exhausting to even try. Right. I was just talking to 498 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 1: know about the incident the other night that I had 499 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,639 Speaker 1: that I can't talk about yet, but um, I was 500 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,760 Speaker 1: about to like send off a furious text to like 501 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:19,359 Speaker 1: further get more answers and to confront it more, to 502 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,640 Speaker 1: keep it going because I just want to because I've 503 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 1: not done with it. And then I realized that I 504 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: I truly, for the first time imagine being because Whitney 505 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: helped me when he coming. She goes, imagine you're the 506 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: best friend of the foe in this that like, imagine 507 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,879 Speaker 1: you're the best friend to that person. Wouldn't you go, 508 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 1: let's go do this to Nicky Glazer? I would in 509 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: a hard I would cheer this person on. I would 510 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: I would be this person's cheerleader to do exactly what 511 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 1: was done to me the other night. So all of 512 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,160 Speaker 1: a sudden, I go, I get it. I think this 513 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,800 Speaker 1: person is seeing me like this terrible person who did 514 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: this thing to them, and they're they're right, They're they're 515 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 1: right in some ways, but the way they're seeing it, 516 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: they don't. They're thinking they know what's going on with me, 517 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,880 Speaker 1: just like I think I'm knowing what's going on with them, 518 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,240 Speaker 1: and you can. I mean, I'm just a person that 519 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,200 Speaker 1: you can project a lot of stuff onto, even though 520 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,000 Speaker 1: I don't know it's it's It just made me I 521 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I would totally bully myself 522 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,359 Speaker 1: in this scenario. I mean, it'd be amazing to just 523 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,119 Speaker 1: hear a conversation without emotion and just you guys kind of. 524 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,360 Speaker 1: I mean, it's this interesting. If you talked for an hour, 525 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 1: you guys would probably come out of it going okay, okay, 526 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,399 Speaker 1: you know, but we never knew that with that that 527 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: person would come out of it holding my like hair 528 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 1: in my head that they be headed and they go 529 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: okay and they're walking down the street with my decapitation. 530 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,440 Speaker 1: You really think that that would happen. I honestly think 531 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 1: you would find common ground. I see you're saying we'd 532 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,480 Speaker 1: find a common ground. I happen to think we would not. 533 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:56,440 Speaker 1: But I don't blame either of us for that. Isn't 534 00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:02,159 Speaker 1: it funny that sometimes they're two people that seemed to 535 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,760 Speaker 1: be at odds with each other, and you go, well, 536 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 1: why are these two people the one that have to 537 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,639 Speaker 1: bear the cross of this thing? What is there something? 538 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,399 Speaker 1: Is there a connective tissue you here that isn't really playing, 539 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: is just kind of watching it happen? Uh? Yeah, So 540 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: maybe it's not either of our problem, and maybe it's 541 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:29,640 Speaker 1: another thing altogether too cryptic. Um, what's going on with you? 542 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 1: You look relaxed, and there's there there's a vibe. Um. 543 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 1: I am relaxed. I've had a great time my buddy Glenn, 544 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,040 Speaker 1: who's my best friend from college, randomly was in New 545 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,360 Speaker 1: York City, so I've gotten a lot of Glenn time. 546 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 1: I went out with my other buddy Matt. We went 547 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: to this thing called like it's like a Soho house 548 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: kind of thing where it's like exclusive, you can't get in. 549 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: There's three thousand people on the waiting list, like, and 550 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,960 Speaker 1: you go up like the fifth floor, and it's like 551 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: these swanky, like way too good looking women in with 552 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:05,400 Speaker 1: way too unattractive man in St. Louis like hot women 553 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:11,400 Speaker 1: and way more swanky and hip than that. And and uh, 554 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 1: Meek Mill was there, the rapper who, yeah, I don't know. 555 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 1: It was like it's kind of like doesn't he do 556 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: that song that like that's like wait what wait, like 557 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: a TikTok song night you know, dreaming nightmare. No, but 558 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: there's this TikTok song that sounds like a windshield white Birds, Like, 559 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that. Yes, it's I think it's Meek Mill. 560 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:48,000 Speaker 1: I might be crazy, but who knows Mill TikTok? What's 561 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:54,880 Speaker 1: Meek Mill's middle name? Meek? I can't even think of 562 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: anything that would be funny with Mill something Mill Uh 563 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: he looked he had more. Dorothy Hamill, Dude, can you 564 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,360 Speaker 1: imagine wearing a million dollars worth of chains on your 565 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,400 Speaker 1: neck and go out and like, I just love it 566 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,680 Speaker 1: because you know he's, you know, wearing a baseball cap, 567 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 1: T shirt, jeans, and then a million dollars on his neck. 568 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 1: I would feel so uncomfortable. I put on the chain 569 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,280 Speaker 1: that was thirty dollars that you gave me, and I 570 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable. I just I can't. I mean, the confidence 571 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 1: it takes to wear a million dollars, sir so much though, 572 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,120 Speaker 1: Oh you think that's what you would be worried about it. 573 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: They don't worry. Yeah, I guess. I mean I think 574 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,080 Speaker 1: i'd get shot. I feel like I get it's like 575 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,800 Speaker 1: a girl. When women wear engagement rings that are like 576 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 1: sixty dollars when they're walking around by themselves, it's just 577 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: wild to me, Like I just, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, 578 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,360 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. I never even think 579 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 1: about that. Um. Yeah, but I feel like rings aren't 580 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 1: as valuable as when you bought, Like they're like a 581 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: new car. They depreciate as soon as you I'll do that. 582 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,360 Speaker 1: I thought I didn't know. I mean, I think if 583 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,240 Speaker 1: you try to resell an engagement ring, it's gonna knock off, 584 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: at least immediately. I mean, I could be wrong, but 585 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: I definitely I just uh yeah. Clubs they're nice, but 586 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,240 Speaker 1: thinking about no one talks to each other. Everyone's in 587 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,680 Speaker 1: their own little pod. Everyone's like COVID's over and it's 588 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 1: just six people all sitting in different pods. No one's 589 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,560 Speaker 1: talking to you. How do you But then once people drink, 590 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 1: they start mingling. That's the thing. Alcohol makes everyone like 591 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: so much more able to to frattennizes, fraternize. Oh my god. 592 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,840 Speaker 1: Someone called me out the other day so hard for 593 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,760 Speaker 1: saying take for granted, and I'm so sorry. No, I 594 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: said no, I said take for granted. I said take 595 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 1: for great Oh my god, so embarrassing. Wait, wow, what context? 596 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,040 Speaker 1: I don't know why it was saying take for granted? 597 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: And I said take for grants. Maybe was talking about countertops. 598 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,400 Speaker 1: I don't know what was humiliating and thank you for 599 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,760 Speaker 1: catching me. A few people said that you, I don't 600 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 1: even know how to say this word. I forgot how 601 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: they were post human, post post humorous. Apparently you don't 602 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,720 Speaker 1: say it that way. Do you know how to say 603 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,160 Speaker 1: it's posthumous. Posthumously. Oh yes, posthumously. Yeah, Um, that's when 604 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:28,040 Speaker 1: a when a woman a possum dies. What what happens 605 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,480 Speaker 1: after is after he gets hit by the car? Is 606 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:40,480 Speaker 1: any everything posthumously? I everyone said it was humously. Every 607 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 1: everyone says that. No, they don't say that, because you're 608 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 1: saying post humorously is is what we're doing. We're laughing 609 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,560 Speaker 1: at the way you pronounced. Is what we do after 610 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:59,480 Speaker 1: you mispronounced posthumously? For granted, Wait, can I tell you 611 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: what they did last night? Last night? I uh went 612 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: to do show Supernova at um in l A, the 613 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 1: one that I love. It's my last night in town. 614 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,680 Speaker 1: And then uh, Jeff de was on the show. My 615 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: friend Jeff Die and he was going to some gig 616 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,080 Speaker 1: in the valley, like deep Valley, and uh he goes 617 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,200 Speaker 1: it goes it's deep and I go, I'll go. I 618 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,120 Speaker 1: got nothing to do. And um, so I we went 619 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,720 Speaker 1: to I don't even know where we went. We dreve 620 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 1: like forty minutes in the valley. We go to this 621 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 1: bar that is a it's a Matrix Slash Alison Wonderland 622 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,880 Speaker 1: theme bar. It's called I forget what it's called. Fuck 623 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,840 Speaker 1: I should. Actual bar is like all the time. The 624 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,400 Speaker 1: bar is themed and it's been around eight years, and 625 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,680 Speaker 1: it has wacky like giant chairs like Alison Wonderland chairs, 626 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,720 Speaker 1: and it was like all black lights, and there is 627 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 1: a stage up in this like nest at the very top, 628 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,040 Speaker 1: uh in the front, and the people were so drunk. 629 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 1: It was just like you know, bar locals having a 630 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: good time. Um. And I walked in. It was just 631 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,719 Speaker 1: like it reminded me so much of doing stand up 632 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,440 Speaker 1: comedy back in the day, you know, in the before 633 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: the two thousand seven to two thousand nine, and there 634 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,520 Speaker 1: is the rabbit Hole, thank you, the rabbit Hole? Where 635 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:21,800 Speaker 1: is it? West Hills, California, which was closed, was closing 636 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: like doing forty minutes or was it just like a no, 637 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,840 Speaker 1: he was just doing a spot. I don't even understand 638 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,600 Speaker 1: why he was doing this show. No. No, I mean 639 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,320 Speaker 1: he was in the valley but not that deep. But 640 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: he was like, I gotta go to this gig. And 641 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,800 Speaker 1: he goes, let's hang out after and I go and 642 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,440 Speaker 1: now just let me go. And I think he was like, oh, 643 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 1: you're gonna not like it. I go, I know what 644 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: this is. I don't care. Let's just go and I'll 645 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: tell them you're bringing. He's like, but I don't want 646 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,359 Speaker 1: to be late, and I'm like, you're not late. You're 647 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 1: the only star in this show. You can go up 648 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,400 Speaker 1: whenever you want. So he's like you he wants to 649 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,520 Speaker 1: get to a show early and like scope it out. 650 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,080 Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's a bar show. You don't to 651 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,360 Speaker 1: scope it out. You have to wait for me to 652 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,879 Speaker 1: get off stage. And then we're going. And so we went, 653 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 1: and uh it was. It was so it was a 654 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,919 Speaker 1: good hang we went. It was just like a bunch 655 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,879 Speaker 1: of like comics I haven't really met before and we're 656 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,880 Speaker 1: all hanging in this and also like Frasier Smith, a 657 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,719 Speaker 1: guy that's been around forever. It was like a good 658 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,399 Speaker 1: Valley comic hang. I was so reminiscent of the old days. 659 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,719 Speaker 1: I felt young again. It was so fun, except I 660 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 1: usually would have been black out drunk at these kind 661 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,640 Speaker 1: of things in the past. I was like, there's something 662 00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 1: different going on here, and I go, oh, I can 663 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,879 Speaker 1: see clearly, and I don't want to stay all night, 664 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,480 Speaker 1: you know. And so I'm there and we're back in 665 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 1: like behind the building that the green room is like 666 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 1: the back lot kind of thing and all these comics 667 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,640 Speaker 1: hanging out. It's fun and uh. One of the comics 668 00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,759 Speaker 1: Tino got named Tino had a guitar. He was a 669 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,480 Speaker 1: guitar act and Um, I'm sitting there and where he 670 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,120 Speaker 1: gets off stage and I go, can I like play 671 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,399 Speaker 1: your guitar? And he's like sure, And I started playing 672 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 1: it and he was so nice. He was like, you're good. 673 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,960 Speaker 1: It was like how long people? He gave me all 674 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,319 Speaker 1: the compliments I've been like dying the year from from 675 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,239 Speaker 1: my dad. He's like, wow, like you you're like He 676 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,120 Speaker 1: was like, you don't seem like like you have you 677 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,719 Speaker 1: You've got it, like you're this is You've got a 678 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,000 Speaker 1: foundation that is clearly like you're cut out for this. 679 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,279 Speaker 1: It was just like very very nice. And then I 680 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,200 Speaker 1: was like, can I like play us? I go, I 681 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,960 Speaker 1: kind of I have to perform tomorrow night for the 682 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,040 Speaker 1: first time with a guitar on stage and sing, and 683 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,960 Speaker 1: I was like what if I just like not I 684 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,400 Speaker 1: I what if I do it tonight? I was like, 685 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,759 Speaker 1: because I'm going to do a set. He already had 686 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,360 Speaker 1: a plug in and everything, and I was like, can 687 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: I play your guitar? And um, he was like sure, 688 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,520 Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, this will be so funny 689 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,120 Speaker 1: because I don't these people are wasted. They all had 690 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,719 Speaker 1: their phones in these little like yonder cases. Um yeah. 691 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,879 Speaker 1: The club owner goes and they're yondered up in there, 692 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,600 Speaker 1: and I go, what what does that mean? He's like, 693 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,600 Speaker 1: I go, what are we all? They are on a 694 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,120 Speaker 1: drug or something. They're all yondered. So but they all 695 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,400 Speaker 1: had their phone and cases. No one could film it 696 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,040 Speaker 1: if it was terrible, and I go, um, okay, I'll 697 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,279 Speaker 1: do a set. So I went up there. I did 698 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: a set up in this like loft area. I did comedy, like, 699 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,800 Speaker 1: did stand up, talked about molestation, and then I was like, guys, 700 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,880 Speaker 1: now I'm gonna play a song. And this is really embarrassing, 701 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,200 Speaker 1: and I know no one wants it, but I'm it's 702 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,680 Speaker 1: gonna be blank space and I want you to all 703 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,680 Speaker 1: sing along, you know that song like so it's gonna 704 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,800 Speaker 1: be forever. And they were like oh yeah, And I 705 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,600 Speaker 1: was like, if you know what, please sing it, pull 706 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,879 Speaker 1: it up on your phones and they were like we're 707 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,920 Speaker 1: yondered and I'm like, oh yeah, you can't get it out, 708 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,120 Speaker 1: so okay, we'll just guess. And then Jeff I go Jeff, 709 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: will you come sing with me? And Jeff comes up 710 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,960 Speaker 1: and he has his phone and so we were both 711 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 1: singing and I got to play guitar and sing for 712 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,000 Speaker 1: the first time in my life. I'll show you the 713 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,719 Speaker 1: picture of it. I'm so excited about it. It was. 714 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,440 Speaker 1: It wasn't great, like I fucked up a lot, but 715 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,000 Speaker 1: it's just nice that tonight is not going to be 716 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 1: my first time. Like literally last night was like the 717 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,440 Speaker 1: first open mic I did. Isn't that so cute? It 718 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,480 Speaker 1: was so fun Like seeing myself on stage with the 719 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,640 Speaker 1: guitar is like I got a picture sent to me 720 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,200 Speaker 1: of us of me playing. It was just like it 721 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,800 Speaker 1: made me so happy. It's like all I've ever wanted 722 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,919 Speaker 1: someone that was at someone one of the managers or something, 723 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:05,879 Speaker 1: and uh, I just felt like exactly like I felt 724 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,120 Speaker 1: when I first started stand up, of like that wasn't 725 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,000 Speaker 1: like the best set of my life. Like in terms 726 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,319 Speaker 1: of I am, I'm an open I'm like an open 727 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,839 Speaker 1: mic comic and I'm a new artist. It's like feel 728 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 1: that way of like, oh my god, it's my first 729 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,200 Speaker 1: open mic. You could do some music open mics instead 730 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,759 Speaker 1: of stand up and like maybe go under like an 731 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,400 Speaker 1: alter ego and wear mustache and go in there. And 732 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,800 Speaker 1: I'm going to do that, I think, Yeah, yeah, I 733 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,839 Speaker 1: just point a hair up in a baseball cap. I might. Um, 734 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,919 Speaker 1: but and I wrote a poem yesterday for the first 735 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,640 Speaker 1: time ever about my feelings and might and I am 736 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 1: a fucking good lyricist. I gotta say, like, I'm not 737 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,880 Speaker 1: coming at this as like I know. I didn't know 738 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,279 Speaker 1: though I didn't know. I come on, some might say 739 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,520 Speaker 1: the poet, and I didn't know it. I wrote poetry 740 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,600 Speaker 1: yesterday and I like I and it wasn't It didn't 741 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: feel like it didn't feel like taking for granted. It 742 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,600 Speaker 1: should be. What's it called? Do you have a name? 743 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,960 Speaker 1: I didn't write a title, and I didn't finish it. 744 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,320 Speaker 1: I just wrote can we hear it? Or can we 745 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,440 Speaker 1: hear two? Couple its? Hold on one second, let me 746 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,960 Speaker 1: go get into vulnerable. But yeah it is, but you 747 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,520 Speaker 1: know what, I'm in that state right now. Hold on it. 748 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:30,720 Speaker 1: Oh this is great. M here we go. Oh God, okay, 749 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,200 Speaker 1: hold on, let me just see come on Shakespeare. Uh 750 00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:49,520 Speaker 1: nick nicky, nick nicky? Uh Okay, I don't because here's 751 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,319 Speaker 1: the thing is like anything, it's almost not poetic. It's 752 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:57,400 Speaker 1: not like um no, no, no, no, no, it's not 753 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,120 Speaker 1: that it's it doesn't rhyme or anything. It's not like 754 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,400 Speaker 1: a man from name and tucket or anything. It's like 755 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,600 Speaker 1: it just like I'm talking in a lot of metaphors. 756 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,200 Speaker 1: I'm talking a little bit like, uh, I knew if 757 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:15,960 Speaker 1: I did I, oh my god, we hold on. But 758 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,040 Speaker 1: of course you didn't listen because you wanted my permission 759 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:24,040 Speaker 1: to break someone else's heart. It's pretty good. Well that 760 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,680 Speaker 1: kind of rhymes. And then at the end, well, yeah, 761 00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,600 Speaker 1: I said, well, because I that's just like a part 762 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,960 Speaker 1: of it. But I liked that little listen permission and 763 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: like that too. It was pretty much like you didn't 764 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,640 Speaker 1: stay away because you I asked you to stay away 765 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,920 Speaker 1: and you permission listens pretty good. But it was just 766 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,600 Speaker 1: like it was a way for me to process, like 767 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,120 Speaker 1: it's I might not do anything with it, but I 768 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,440 Speaker 1: didn't feel stupid doing it. And I really felt like 769 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,440 Speaker 1: when I am doing something sincere, I feel so icky usually, 770 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,360 Speaker 1: And this is the way I felt about masturbation, Like 771 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,040 Speaker 1: I had to like ease into it and to it 772 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,560 Speaker 1: to the point where I was really comfortable with it 773 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,439 Speaker 1: and didn't feel like, what are you doing your loan 774 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,720 Speaker 1: and doing this thing that like is like too many feelings. 775 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,920 Speaker 1: And now I'm like, Okay, I can do it anytime 776 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,719 Speaker 1: I want, Like, I don't think about I don't get 777 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,920 Speaker 1: embarrassed at all about masturbating or feel guilty or feel weird. Um, 778 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,959 Speaker 1: And so that's I gotta do that. Hopefully I won't 779 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,440 Speaker 1: need eighteen power tools to get it done. We'll just 780 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,960 Speaker 1: look at it like journaling. But like, but you know, 781 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,200 Speaker 1: and less word economy or better word economy. And I 782 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,560 Speaker 1: want you to write a poem. I could write a 783 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,799 Speaker 1: poem right now. I could do since here. No, it's 784 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,879 Speaker 1: gonna be funny though, and I would do I could 785 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,520 Speaker 1: do it from the heart. No, you can't. We gotta 786 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,399 Speaker 1: get to the news. Give me a topic or I'll 787 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,440 Speaker 1: do anything. No, because I just don't believe you. Okay, okay, 788 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,120 Speaker 1: uh write a song about um. How much you love 789 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:54,200 Speaker 1: your nephew or yeah, Paul got your nephews. I'll do 790 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,600 Speaker 1: my nephews, okay, Aggie, Leo, Sid and Teddy. Um. I 791 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 1: love you dearly, Um. Although I don't have my own, 792 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,799 Speaker 1: I feel like you are um even though we are 793 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,560 Speaker 1: not close, and you are far. You're still so uh, 794 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,279 Speaker 1: You're still on my mind. I keep you on my 795 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:24,600 Speaker 1: phone now to think of you all the time. And um, 796 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,920 Speaker 1: one day, hopefully you'll meet one of your cousins when 797 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,360 Speaker 1: I put a baby up in the oven of someone. 798 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,560 Speaker 1: Are you telling us you would have kids, Andrew? I 799 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,319 Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe it's just one kids. Is this something 800 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:50,080 Speaker 1: you've like, I don't know what, Andrew, we have a podcast, dude, 801 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,120 Speaker 1: Please do not go having kids yet. Are you starting up? 802 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,960 Speaker 1: I mean you can. I can't control that, but I 803 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,800 Speaker 1: have to say, like, watching Andrew's Instagram stories this weekend 804 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,480 Speaker 1: from when he was hanging out with as nephews kind 805 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,840 Speaker 1: of made me feel like I think Andrew's into fatherhood. No, 806 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,120 Speaker 1: I'm into uncle hood. I'm not there yet. I'm not. 807 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,680 Speaker 1: I'm really not. But you know, it was nice. It's 808 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,480 Speaker 1: nice scene. I always think about the Schumer joke of 809 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,399 Speaker 1: like you'd be a great mom. She's like, yeah, i'd 810 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,600 Speaker 1: be a really great prostitute too. But it doesn't mean 811 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,440 Speaker 1: I have to do it. People are always like you'd 812 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,000 Speaker 1: be a great mom, and like I would kill it. 813 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,359 Speaker 1: I know, but I don't want to do it necessarily, 814 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,080 Speaker 1: all Right, let's get to the news. You get out 815 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:38,560 Speaker 1: of our feelings and into the news. That was sweet, Andrew, 816 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,440 Speaker 1: thank you. I hope you're apparently. I didn't say have 817 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,719 Speaker 1: all the swells yesterday, and I know what, I don't know. 818 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,680 Speaker 1: I could have swore I said it. Someone called me, 819 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,040 Speaker 1: I think you did. Well. We need to delete that 820 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,480 Speaker 1: episode that we we we can't even even have that 821 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,640 Speaker 1: out there. Well, I hope you're having a great time. 822 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,080 Speaker 1: And all the swells again, all the swells? Okay, we 823 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,640 Speaker 1: all noticed story. Boy, it's a hot one in the news. 824 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,799 Speaker 1: Britney Spears asked the judge to remove her conservatoire ship 825 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,160 Speaker 1: and says, I'm not here to be anyone's slave. Have 826 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,040 Speaker 1: we seen this, Nikki? Did you read boy? I listened 827 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,360 Speaker 1: to the whole thing. Did anyone listen to the whole 828 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:22,160 Speaker 1: thing out there? It is gnarly this girl is. They've 829 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,360 Speaker 1: put an I U. D in her and won't let 830 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,240 Speaker 1: her get it taken out so that she can't have kids. 831 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,000 Speaker 1: She is forced to work seven days a week. She 832 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,960 Speaker 1: was in a I mean she really It's so funny. 833 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,920 Speaker 1: The Save Britney people were right all along. Yeah, she 834 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,120 Speaker 1: is being held captive. She's being forced to work, she's 835 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:45,640 Speaker 1: being she's paying people to keep her enslaved. That she 836 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:51,120 Speaker 1: pays people too. It's it's it's wild work came out 837 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,400 Speaker 1: that like that recording. I hope that she gets what 838 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,160 Speaker 1: she wants. There's no reason this woman she can they 839 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,400 Speaker 1: can say whatever they on about her. She had her episodes, 840 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,319 Speaker 1: but she talks about being on meds and they put 841 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,600 Speaker 1: her on lithium and changed her meds. Like she just 842 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:11,560 Speaker 1: feels like it's it's it's awful to hear and you know, yeah, 843 00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,839 Speaker 1: I kind of rolling my eyes on a free Britney thing. 844 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,040 Speaker 1: It's like she's a pop style. She has everything going 845 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,239 Speaker 1: focus on like yeah, yeah, she has this hot boyfriend. No, 846 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,840 Speaker 1: she's she truly was is trapped and now people know 847 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,240 Speaker 1: the truth. It really, uh it all it all adds 848 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,320 Speaker 1: up and she you should listen. People should listen to 849 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,120 Speaker 1: those recordings because she's very articulate in them of what 850 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,000 Speaker 1: she's going through and what are some other quotes. Well 851 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,080 Speaker 1: that's the thing, Like I feel like she's so articulate 852 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,680 Speaker 1: where she'll like she'll take it to a very dark place, 853 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,440 Speaker 1: which I think what it does to the judge, it 854 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:49,600 Speaker 1: makes the person seem crazier than they are because the 855 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,960 Speaker 1: analogies they use, does that make sense? Like she's like, 856 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,759 Speaker 1: she's definitely going through it, but then like comparing it 857 00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:02,520 Speaker 1: to okay, I don't know, I'd have to read something slavery, slavery, 858 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:07,880 Speaker 1: um well, working to be not oh yes, sexually, I 859 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,640 Speaker 1: mean that's the only she's She's right though, those are 860 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:15,320 Speaker 1: the work schedule she has is only comparable to and 861 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,319 Speaker 1: and to people who are being pimped out and who 862 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,560 Speaker 1: have no autonomy, autonomy over their own lives and work schedule. 863 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,000 Speaker 1: And there's you know, she's not being protected. She works. Uh, 864 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,000 Speaker 1: she was working like ten hour days, seven days a week, 865 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,240 Speaker 1: and she she there's a clip of her on stage 866 00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,600 Speaker 1: with a hundred and two degree fever in Vegas and 867 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,320 Speaker 1: she says she's has a hundred two degree feether. I 868 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,279 Speaker 1: mean she she's not allowed to take days off. She Uh, 869 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 1: She's like, I honestly want to I honestly want to 870 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,400 Speaker 1: assume my own family like I. She's like, I probably 871 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,280 Speaker 1: should sue them off, Like I loved. She seems angry, 872 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,520 Speaker 1: but she seemed measured. And you know, Brittany is always talking. 873 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,360 Speaker 1: She doesn't she didn't get like a formal education, and 874 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,000 Speaker 1: she she's someone a voracious reader, I know that, but 875 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,320 Speaker 1: she she talked like a pop star that was a 876 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,520 Speaker 1: child star. But for me, based on most of the 877 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,400 Speaker 1: stuff that I had heard from her on her Instagram, 878 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,200 Speaker 1: I found her to be much more mentally sane and 879 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,560 Speaker 1: uh making cogent, like I don't know, points that I 880 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,560 Speaker 1: wouldn't have expected from the Britney spears I know on Instagram. 881 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,560 Speaker 1: And that's because the brave beers on Instagram. Uh probably 882 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,960 Speaker 1: was on drugs that she was being forced to take 883 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,960 Speaker 1: and coming out and I don't know why it came 884 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,080 Speaker 1: out or what it what it is you know? Im 885 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,400 Speaker 1: was she finally met with the judge, the judge that 886 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,200 Speaker 1: didn't listen to her a few years ago apparently. Then 887 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,279 Speaker 1: then she says, uh that that apparently her her dad 888 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:50,080 Speaker 1: makes sixteen grand a month off of her. I think 889 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,400 Speaker 1: it would be more than that. I mean that's just 890 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,839 Speaker 1: I guess what's on the books and what he's who 891 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,600 Speaker 1: knows what else he's taking, So he probably has access 892 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,520 Speaker 1: to all the cars and all the other ship. Yeah, 893 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,360 Speaker 1: she was invade to get married. She's not let to 894 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 1: have kids. The idea that they will not let her 895 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,160 Speaker 1: go get her i U D out what she calls 896 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,480 Speaker 1: an idea. She's like, I have an idea in my 897 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,880 Speaker 1: they put in an I D. And it's just like 898 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,759 Speaker 1: it's an i U D. But that's fine. She says 899 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,440 Speaker 1: that a couple of times. That is so insane to 900 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,560 Speaker 1: me that she's not I had an IU D and 901 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,640 Speaker 1: there's no way to get it out unless a doctor 902 00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,239 Speaker 1: goes in like that, poor girl. She wants to have kids, 903 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:29,440 Speaker 1: she wants to get married, and and she's she really 904 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,680 Speaker 1: is a a prisoner. Yeah, it sucks, and they have 905 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,759 Speaker 1: total control with their current kids. Do we even know? 906 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,239 Speaker 1: I think she has, uh, you know she has, she 907 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,560 Speaker 1: can visitation and stuff like that. I think no. I'm 908 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,840 Speaker 1: just saying like, if that's very strange and she's not, 909 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,759 Speaker 1: we don't see how, you know, how she's being a 910 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,000 Speaker 1: mother to kids. So would you try to keep her 911 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,799 Speaker 1: away from having to save herself? You know what I mean? 912 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sure that's what they're saying, is 913 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,520 Speaker 1: that she's not able to take care of her own money, 914 00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:03,920 Speaker 1: then why should she be able to have kids. I mean, 915 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,400 Speaker 1: I'm sure it's all that, but bottom line is it 916 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,759 Speaker 1: just sounds. It sounds like a bad, bad situation, and 917 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,759 Speaker 1: it should be illegal. So I hope, I hope there's 918 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,560 Speaker 1: something's going to happen with it. I can't wait to 919 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,239 Speaker 1: hear her whole story. She's gonna really talk when this 920 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,600 Speaker 1: all comes out. It's like she has a lot more 921 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,040 Speaker 1: to tell, and I can't wait for the Oprah interview. 922 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,680 Speaker 1: Next story. Recent survey confirms that we are work junkies 923 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,880 Speaker 1: working on vacation during parental leave, even while sick. Some 924 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:38,400 Speaker 1: percentages here people work while on vacation, answer calls from 925 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:43,440 Speaker 1: clients or colleagues while on vacation, take vacation days specifically 926 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:49,360 Speaker 1: to do work, work on sick leave, work on vacation. 927 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:57,080 Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. I'll keep going. Then eighties, Yeah, 928 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,200 Speaker 1: I mean this is this isn't a surprise to me. 929 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,800 Speaker 1: I honestly think that number is low. S working on 930 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,840 Speaker 1: vacation with smartphones, I mean, emails just keep on coming. 931 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,960 Speaker 1: How do you avoid it? And you can do that 932 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,279 Speaker 1: little email that bounces back and says I'll be out 933 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,520 Speaker 1: of the office, but everyone knows you're getting the email 934 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,680 Speaker 1: and that you're probably gonna respond to it right after 935 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,440 Speaker 1: that boring as fuck like work. Sometimes it's kind of 936 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,880 Speaker 1: fun to answer a couple of you. Yeah, but I 937 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,840 Speaker 1: think even like regular people, they just they want to 938 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,360 Speaker 1: feel like they're still important, even on vacation, you know 939 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,800 Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, like I was talking to someone about, like, 940 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,440 Speaker 1: if you had a hundred million dollars, could you just 941 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,560 Speaker 1: move down to the Bahamas and live on the beach 942 00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,680 Speaker 1: kind of like when we were in Cayman. You know, 943 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,879 Speaker 1: imagine doing that without ever talking again on a mic 944 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:45,920 Speaker 1: or just living. But I understand that. I understand that 945 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,440 Speaker 1: because work. For That's why I do a podcast every day, 946 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,040 Speaker 1: because even on days where I have nothing else, at 947 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,520 Speaker 1: least I did a podcast that day. Like I can't 948 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,960 Speaker 1: go a day without doing something productive to give me 949 00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,520 Speaker 1: the self esteem I need to not want to kill 950 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,279 Speaker 1: myself like I need need I need to have put 951 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:05,200 Speaker 1: in work so I deserve the fun I'm having vacations. 952 00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,200 Speaker 1: I can only really sing my teeth into if I've 953 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,719 Speaker 1: really come off a stretch of like the hardest work ever, 954 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,040 Speaker 1: And that's bullshit. You should be able to just like 955 00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,880 Speaker 1: enjoy yourself and not need to have earned it and 956 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:22,480 Speaker 1: uh and not need validation of oh I I did 957 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,880 Speaker 1: I work today. So that means that I am uh 958 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:33,200 Speaker 1: lover like or just self esteem, like you need to 959 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:38,319 Speaker 1: be working to feel like you matter and that you're contributing. 960 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,200 Speaker 1: I mean, especially men. I mean that's the thing you 961 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,600 Speaker 1: find out in all these relationship books is that a 962 00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,040 Speaker 1: man like needs to provide and like have a sense 963 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:51,080 Speaker 1: of like he's working to feel his best self, like 964 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,360 Speaker 1: his sexiest and to feel like a man he like 965 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,360 Speaker 1: has to work and uh like gather sticks or whatever 966 00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:02,480 Speaker 1: that's biologically based off of from But I I I 967 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,040 Speaker 1: love working and I definitely am a workaholic for sure. 968 00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,560 Speaker 1: I Mean I hear some of my friends that do 969 00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,200 Speaker 1: like real estate and stuff, They're like, I got to 970 00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,520 Speaker 1: do a work call. They're always like, I gotta get 971 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,839 Speaker 1: jump on a call. And then I hear the call 972 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,080 Speaker 1: and it's like, hey, Dave, how do you play golf? Oh? Great, sweet, 973 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,480 Speaker 1: you get the numbers. I got the numbers, all right, 974 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,320 Speaker 1: see you later. And they're like, whoa, I gotta do 975 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,480 Speaker 1: another two of those. I was like, oh no, oh no, 976 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:34,640 Speaker 1: not another work call. Shout another brief social interaction in 977 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:41,040 Speaker 1: which you get to that's really funny. I Uh, I 978 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,120 Speaker 1: mean it's the idea of what. Sometimes I go like, 979 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:48,080 Speaker 1: I'm just on rolling calls and I don't count that enough. 980 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,319 Speaker 1: I'm like, we're podcasts. Sometimes I don't count because I'm 981 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,200 Speaker 1: like it's fun. I need work to mean like it's 982 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,439 Speaker 1: painful and it do doesn't have to be, but yeah 983 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,080 Speaker 1: we are, we're work. All people retire and they don't 984 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,200 Speaker 1: know what to do with themselves. I would not be 985 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:06,239 Speaker 1: able to retire. My dad retired and then and worked again. 986 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,759 Speaker 1: Like he he was like, I'll just do stocks all day, 987 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,640 Speaker 1: and then he ended up back in the hospital, working 988 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,280 Speaker 1: in the hospital weekends just to feel like you're important 989 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,880 Speaker 1: and to feel like, well, he does important work. But 990 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,400 Speaker 1: it's just like I don't know, you just can't and 991 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:27,319 Speaker 1: to fill your fucking days. These are really long and uh, 992 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,839 Speaker 1: and then you get into some like behavior that can 993 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,040 Speaker 1: just become like you know, you'd start drinking too much, 994 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,880 Speaker 1: you start just like watching too much TV, and just 995 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,839 Speaker 1: like you just don't feel good. And so I need 996 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,040 Speaker 1: work together like free in my life. But I do 997 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,400 Speaker 1: look forward to like retiring someday and just having birds, 998 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,400 Speaker 1: you know, and like my birds are my work, Like 999 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,560 Speaker 1: you're working shift, like you can go have a garden 1000 00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,279 Speaker 1: you can work around the house like little projects, and 1001 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,400 Speaker 1: you're working shift to things that are actually enjoyable and 1002 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,279 Speaker 1: that you care about, and hopefully your work itself is that. 1003 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,879 Speaker 1: But um yeah, the fact that we have smartphones work 1004 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:08,560 Speaker 1: never ever stops. And can you can you retire and 1005 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,920 Speaker 1: then just work on your garden without recording it on Instagram? 1006 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,200 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Or can you could we 1007 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,440 Speaker 1: just retire throw our phones away if you want, like 1008 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,719 Speaker 1: the Bill Murray way, you could write me a letter. 1009 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,840 Speaker 1: I'll be in Arizona. You gotta send it to a 1010 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,320 Speaker 1: bird and don't fly to me. Now. If I have 1011 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,800 Speaker 1: a bird, I have, I have birds. I don't know 1012 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,399 Speaker 1: that I'll need to post about like I really feel 1013 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,120 Speaker 1: like the things that I love most I don't need 1014 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,920 Speaker 1: to post about, like family, like when I'm having a 1015 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,600 Speaker 1: really good family moment, or romance like I hope. I hope. 1016 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,600 Speaker 1: My ideal retirement is like being with someone I love, 1017 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,480 Speaker 1: and like having a really nice place to like read, 1018 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,120 Speaker 1: and like be around animals, and like have my friends over. 1019 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,680 Speaker 1: I want to live close to friends. I just want. 1020 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,440 Speaker 1: I want to be in a retirement home with a 1021 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,480 Speaker 1: bunch of my friends and birds. Hell yeah, it's like 1022 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,840 Speaker 1: going back to college. We have to get to the sports. 1023 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,360 Speaker 1: But I gotta be honest with you. I gotta go 1024 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,560 Speaker 1: to the bathroom. The coffee has searched through me. Can 1025 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,880 Speaker 1: we take a quick break? Yeah, dumpy, Yeah, a little dumpy. 1026 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,080 Speaker 1: You don't know. I didn't say that. I mean it's coffee. 1027 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:20,880 Speaker 1: You got a balcony there, balcony hang out in the bathroom. 1028 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:26,560 Speaker 1: All right, here we go the bathroom break. Oh, Nicky, 1029 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,239 Speaker 1: you took the mic in with you. Oh god, this 1030 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,520 Speaker 1: is a big ship. Oh boy, I drank all the 1031 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:37,399 Speaker 1: coffee and now I got a ship Starbucks. Oh shit, 1032 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:42,279 Speaker 1: Oh I got too much Stevia. Man, this is embarrassing. 1033 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,239 Speaker 1: This is going to ruin my brand. Oh I ate 1034 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:53,560 Speaker 1: too much brand? U Are we gonna keep that? Now? 1035 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,440 Speaker 1: What I miss? I did a live play of my 1036 00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:04,440 Speaker 1: play of you poopy? Oh my god, please keep it in. 1037 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,800 Speaker 1: Wasn't that fast? I mean that was wild? Yeah? What 1038 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:14,239 Speaker 1: did you mean to ye? Why do I envision when 1039 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,680 Speaker 1: you poop your legs going up in the air and like, 1040 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:22,120 Speaker 1: whoa what? What kind of was like that? Let's get 1041 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,120 Speaker 1: to the sports moment. Now that I've cleared my dugout 1042 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:31,400 Speaker 1: tears Andrew's Weekly sports Moment. Oh she sounds more thrilled 1043 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:36,480 Speaker 1: than ever, folks. The Warriors head coach Steve Kerr says 1044 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:41,560 Speaker 1: that Kevin Durant is more gifted than Michael Jordan's. He's 1045 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:46,960 Speaker 1: more gifted than Michael Jordan's, which is wild. Basketball fans 1046 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,480 Speaker 1: love ranking their top five. It's like their whole thing. 1047 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:55,440 Speaker 1: It goes Jordan's, Kobe Lebron, like they want to kill 1048 00:56:55,520 --> 00:57:00,560 Speaker 1: each other over this, like top Oh my god, it's wild, okay, 1049 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,480 Speaker 1: And now he's putting Kevin Durant above Jordan's. Everyone. I 1050 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:08,320 Speaker 1: feel like Jordan's tops everyone's list. Jordan's number one on 1051 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:14,640 Speaker 1: on I would say lists, is anyone putting Kobe or 1052 00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,480 Speaker 1: is it like there's Kobe heads out there? I mean, 1053 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,520 Speaker 1: but Kobe literally like copied his game from Jordan's. The 1054 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,720 Speaker 1: thing is is, people, it's not just about copy without 1055 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,560 Speaker 1: Jordan's Oh for sure, Yeah, I mean Kobe copy. Like 1056 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,800 Speaker 1: how Michael Jordan talked. I mean he went with the 1057 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,680 Speaker 1: low voice, and you know how they pause and they're 1058 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:39,560 Speaker 1: overthinking about shots, you know, like what, oh you know, 1059 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,840 Speaker 1: what do I think about the rebound? They talk like that? 1060 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how you you got it? 1061 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,360 Speaker 1: It's like that's a choice to like. Yeah, I think 1062 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,280 Speaker 1: they probably have a publicist, like they talk slower and 1063 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,400 Speaker 1: a lower register to sound more important. But anyways, um, 1064 00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,040 Speaker 1: they also take take into account what era you play in, 1065 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,040 Speaker 1: so like Will Chamberlain was this guy? Have you heard 1066 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:08,280 Speaker 1: of him? He's the guy to fuck like he hasmen? Yeah? 1067 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:15,920 Speaker 1: Are those only sports stats? I know? Truly it's got it, 1068 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,200 Speaker 1: you know what? And there's gotta be some other basketball 1069 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,720 Speaker 1: players who are dealing, who are flirting with those kinds 1070 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,200 Speaker 1: of numbers. Oh my god, yeah for sure. I mean 1071 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,720 Speaker 1: that's who I rank is the ones that sucked the most. 1072 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,560 Speaker 1: Who do you think? What? Okay, what else you want 1073 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,680 Speaker 1: to suck the most? Maybe we'll put that out there. 1074 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,440 Speaker 1: Can you think of your top okay, top five Nicki 1075 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,439 Speaker 1: Glazer athletes that you would want to fuck? I don't 1076 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,520 Speaker 1: you know what. Whenever I'm at a sports bar, I 1077 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,240 Speaker 1: always go who's that? Who's that? Like, there's so many 1078 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,560 Speaker 1: hot athletes? Um, I don't know, let me start paying attention. 1079 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,320 Speaker 1: I'll put together a list. But off the top of 1080 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:58,760 Speaker 1: my head, spas is so hot? Who the Greek tennis players? Yes, yes, yes, 1081 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:09,200 Speaker 1: isn't he could pass all over my tcs so stupid. 1082 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,960 Speaker 1: I mean I think he's really he He was one 1083 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,200 Speaker 1: that I was like, oh my god, I want him 1084 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:20,320 Speaker 1: to win because he's hot. Um, John Daily six circup. 1085 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:25,320 Speaker 1: I did like that John Daily doc. I will say, 1086 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,440 Speaker 1: you know who I am very attract to do. Uh, 1087 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:33,400 Speaker 1: Steve Carr when he was on Holy Ship, when he 1088 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,480 Speaker 1: was first of all, he was hilarious in that one 1089 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,880 Speaker 1: when he was like honoring Jordan's at something thing in 1090 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,720 Speaker 1: that documentary. What was the documentary called the fucking Michael 1091 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:52,640 Speaker 1: Jordan documentary that everyone loved? I was obsessed. I'm done 1092 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:59,479 Speaker 1: with that. I it was so hot and like cool, 1093 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,160 Speaker 1: and now I love that he's like saying that Jordan 1094 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,720 Speaker 1: isn't isn't the goat? What? What do you think Kevin 1095 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,280 Speaker 1: Durant is in your top five oft would you like 1096 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,960 Speaker 1: to find? I mean I could suck his dick without 1097 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,760 Speaker 1: on my tippy toes, which is pretty cool. Um, who 1098 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,000 Speaker 1: do you think's the hottest? Oh, you wouldn't look like 1099 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:24,000 Speaker 1: Dustin port Pourier. That's who you want to look like? No? No, 1100 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,560 Speaker 1: I mean I mean who's the hottest athlete? Who's that 1101 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,720 Speaker 1: one guy that I follow, Andrew that you were like, 1102 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,720 Speaker 1: oh yeah you like him? I follow him and I 1103 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:36,760 Speaker 1: don't even yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I mean he's fucking gorgeous. 1104 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,240 Speaker 1: He shouldn't be allowed to be athletic as well, you 1105 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,040 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like he's he's got dimples everywhere 1106 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:49,360 Speaker 1: in all the right places. He's got that dick dimple. 1107 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:53,000 Speaker 1: He's got that that devil d boy. No John, I 1108 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:57,200 Speaker 1: mean yeah, no, there's so many Kevin Durant. He's six eleven. 1109 01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:01,680 Speaker 1: He can shoot threes better in anybody. I mean, well, 1110 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,760 Speaker 1: he's top like ten in everything he does, Like he 1111 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,480 Speaker 1: scores like no other person that has ever scored before 1112 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,439 Speaker 1: around forever to write, like I've been hearing his name forever. 1113 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,920 Speaker 1: I would couldn't pick him out of lineup though. Well, 1114 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:18,280 Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport released d m s that he sent him privately, 1115 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:22,800 Speaker 1: calling him like like essentially like kind of homophobic kind 1116 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,200 Speaker 1: of stuff, but not like just like you get you 1117 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:30,160 Speaker 1: know whatever. However, they no no Kevin Durant sending him 1118 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:34,120 Speaker 1: to Rappaport, and then Rappaport released him publicly on his Instagram, 1119 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,480 Speaker 1: and so that was a whole thing. Also, the guy 1120 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:43,120 Speaker 1: that had his own. He made a secret Twitter page. 1121 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:48,840 Speaker 1: Oh oh that was so bad. I heard about that. 1122 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:54,640 Speaker 1: That was embarrassing. So, like, sometimes celebrities will make a 1123 01:01:54,760 --> 01:02:00,840 Speaker 1: fake account to then promote, like to like nice things. No, 1124 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,840 Speaker 1: but I don't go Nicki Glazer is the greatest of 1125 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:07,480 Speaker 1: all time. I don't talk about myself on there ever. Yeah, 1126 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,280 Speaker 1: he was conducently logged and he thought he was logging 1127 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,480 Speaker 1: into his fake account and it was his account, and 1128 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:16,400 Speaker 1: he like tweeted in support of himself. It was so embarrassing. Yeah, 1129 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,520 Speaker 1: it was bad, and that's not a good look. It's 1130 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,760 Speaker 1: hard to be ranked in the top five in basketball 1131 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,280 Speaker 1: when you get caught with a secret Twitter Again, what 1132 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 1: did he say that it was? Um, I want to 1133 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,400 Speaker 1: see this tweet. By the way, Oh yeah, I don't know. 1134 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,040 Speaker 1: I'd have to I'd have to look it up. I 1135 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,600 Speaker 1: forget exactly how he got caught, but it was not 1136 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,560 Speaker 1: going to take account God. And by the way, I 1137 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,919 Speaker 1: could not find that Winshield Wiper song. That's that really? 1138 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:46,800 Speaker 1: I can't believe it's. Kevin Durant apparently tried to use 1139 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,360 Speaker 1: a fake Twitter account to defend himself and slam the thunder. 1140 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,280 Speaker 1: Kevin Durant appears to Oh my god. On Sunday, someone 1141 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,919 Speaker 1: tweeted at Durant, give me one legitimate reason for leaving 1142 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,960 Speaker 1: okay see other than getting a championship. Durant or whoever 1143 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,400 Speaker 1: was unting his Twitter Twitter account that day, decided to respond. 1144 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,040 Speaker 1: Judging by the use of a third person in his tweets, 1145 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,160 Speaker 1: it appears Durant had meant to use a fake account 1146 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,840 Speaker 1: to make it look like a random fan was making 1147 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:11,320 Speaker 1: his comment. He wrote he didn't like the organization or 1148 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,560 Speaker 1: playing for Billy Donovan k D. Can't win a championship 1149 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,400 Speaker 1: with those cats, and he did it from his own account. 1150 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:22,600 Speaker 1: Man tweets in question I have since been deleted from 1151 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,640 Speaker 1: Duran's acount. This is in two seventeen and uh, that 1152 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,840 Speaker 1: is humiliating. And um, that's why Michael Jordan's better than him, 1153 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,640 Speaker 1: because Michael Jordan's wouldn't be caught dead on Twitter writing 1154 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,680 Speaker 1: his own his own will say, though, Michael Jordan probably 1155 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,320 Speaker 1: is the type of guy that does talk about himself 1156 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,040 Speaker 1: in third person and he means it, you know, like, 1157 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:43,800 Speaker 1: oh God, Michael Jordan, have you ever done that? Where? 1158 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,120 Speaker 1: How do you get to that point of celebrity where 1159 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,520 Speaker 1: you go, you wake up one morning, you go, it's time. 1160 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,400 Speaker 1: Andrew Colin is gonna say, Andrew Collin had a good game, 1161 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,480 Speaker 1: Andrew Collin played his best. Andrew Collins teammates weren't there 1162 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,800 Speaker 1: for him. But hey, Andrew Collins just one man. But 1163 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,240 Speaker 1: Andrew Collins happy where he's at. But Andrew Collin is 1164 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:06,640 Speaker 1: gonna try harder tomorrow. That's what Andrew Colin does. Yeah, 1165 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,720 Speaker 1: I I don't. I think I've been caught doing it. 1166 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,280 Speaker 1: But I was doing it in a funny way and 1167 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,160 Speaker 1: someone's like, are you talking a third person? I go, yeah, 1168 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,560 Speaker 1: because it's like four it's added for the joke, but 1169 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,040 Speaker 1: that is a ridiculous way to talk. And then it's 1170 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,000 Speaker 1: you know, it always reminds me of the Steinfeld episode 1171 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,960 Speaker 1: of like Jimmy Lexi Lane. Elane thinks that this guy 1172 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,560 Speaker 1: is talking about another guy that she has a crush 1173 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,000 Speaker 1: on the gym and uh, this guy Jimmy comes over. 1174 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,640 Speaker 1: It was like, hey, Jimmy lex wale Eline the cut 1175 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:33,120 Speaker 1: of Elane's jim and Elan's like, really he does. It's 1176 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,200 Speaker 1: like Jimmy Lexi Lane. Jimmy wants to take a lane 1177 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,800 Speaker 1: out and she's like really, she thinks he's talking about 1178 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,680 Speaker 1: this guy that he's like speeding more. But then it 1179 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,680 Speaker 1: turns out it's Tim and she's like, you're Jimmy. He's like, yeah, Jimmy. 1180 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:49,000 Speaker 1: Lexi Lane like Jimmy jim He's so funny. Uh, let's 1181 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,040 Speaker 1: get to listener mail. It's Thursday. We get to go 1182 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:56,360 Speaker 1: through your voice memos and your d M s and emails. 1183 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,480 Speaker 1: As always, you can leave us a voice memo at 1184 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,560 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer po are at the link in our bio 1185 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:07,200 Speaker 1: on Instagram. Let's hear from anonymous. Hey team, I'm sending 1186 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:10,480 Speaker 1: you guys this little chicky voice memo from Australia. I 1187 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,920 Speaker 1: just wanted to say a huge, massive thank you for 1188 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,640 Speaker 1: the potty I've been listening. I was listening to the 1189 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,960 Speaker 1: u U podcast first and now listening to this one, 1190 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,400 Speaker 1: and it's so good. I understand it's free, so I'm 1191 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,760 Speaker 1: very grateful that you guys put this out for us, 1192 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,160 Speaker 1: and there's so many episodes. Um Nikki, I just wanted 1193 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,560 Speaker 1: to say a big thank you for correcting Andrew on 1194 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:35,000 Speaker 1: his annunciation and pronunciation of words, because we do say 1195 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:39,120 Speaker 1: words slightly different here in Australia. It is very helpful 1196 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,320 Speaker 1: for us to understand what he is saying. Um, Andrew, 1197 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,840 Speaker 1: You're doing a great job, missy. Thank you for getting 1198 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:48,160 Speaker 1: him to where he is today. Also, I wanted to 1199 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,880 Speaker 1: let you know that I definitely started from episode one. 1200 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,200 Speaker 1: I'm a little bit late to joining this game because 1201 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,560 Speaker 1: I deleted all my socials um and missed out on 1202 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,760 Speaker 1: when it started. So I'm a bit late to joining 1203 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,640 Speaker 1: the game. It from episode one. I know you keep 1204 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,080 Speaker 1: saying joining whatever I have autism. I'm not going to 1205 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,000 Speaker 1: join in wherever I have to go one through to 1206 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:10,120 Speaker 1: whatever episode dropped you now, UM, so I will get there. Uh, 1207 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,840 Speaker 1: this is gonna stop you. And I'm talking way too much, 1208 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,160 Speaker 1: but I just want to say thank you. Love your 1209 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,400 Speaker 1: work or three of you. You have absolute bomb dot com. 1210 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:22,200 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. All the swells peace out. Oh 1211 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:28,680 Speaker 1: my god, thank you. I love an Australia. It's just 1212 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,160 Speaker 1: so crisp, Like it makes me feel like I'm biting 1213 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:35,480 Speaker 1: into a fucking Fuji Apple, just like it's just like 1214 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,520 Speaker 1: it's I love it so much and I love that 1215 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,880 Speaker 1: the party, the port Yeah, I can't. God, I was 1216 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,280 Speaker 1: trying to like hear her voices. I could do if 1217 01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,640 Speaker 1: I if I go there. Wait, I can't. I can't 1218 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:52,480 Speaker 1: do it at first it's on the British and then 1219 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:56,880 Speaker 1: but I can only do Australian not no nor wait 1220 01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:01,000 Speaker 1: NOI NOI no no I you just say like the 1221 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:06,200 Speaker 1: last part of annoy NOI nor nor. It's just it's 1222 01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,720 Speaker 1: so crisp. I love it. Um. I love that she 1223 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,240 Speaker 1: dropped I'm autistic, so that ain't gonna happen where I'm 1224 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:15,160 Speaker 1: just gonna jump in. I get that girl, completionist. Um. 1225 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,760 Speaker 1: I'd love to know what kind of autism you have 1226 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,960 Speaker 1: or what how you got diagnosed. I'm always very interested 1227 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,960 Speaker 1: in that. It reminded me a lot hearing her voice 1228 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,880 Speaker 1: and then saying hearing her just like say that she 1229 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,320 Speaker 1: has autism, just so like yeah, just to a part 1230 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,200 Speaker 1: of who I am, and like very like you know, 1231 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,040 Speaker 1: I love it. I love it to be normalized like that. 1232 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,680 Speaker 1: But it reminded me a lot of love on the 1233 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,280 Speaker 1: spectrum because that was shot in I think New Zealand, 1234 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,400 Speaker 1: maybe Australia as well, but they all had the Australian 1235 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,560 Speaker 1: accent and they all were like you know, all the 1236 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,800 Speaker 1: girls on that show, most of them were very quirky 1237 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,280 Speaker 1: and just like yeah, I have autism and this is 1238 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,640 Speaker 1: how it manifests and it's just so fascinating. I can't 1239 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,919 Speaker 1: wait for Love on the Spectrum again. But I loved 1240 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,800 Speaker 1: how blunt she was about how I speak like ship 1241 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,400 Speaker 1: and how I owe everything to you. It was pretty cool, 1242 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:03,320 Speaker 1: you know, like say, people aren't really dabbling in untruths. 1243 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,720 Speaker 1: You know, they just say what they can't really lie. 1244 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,200 Speaker 1: It's not like they just see the point in it. 1245 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:12,200 Speaker 1: They just are what they are. And I love that 1246 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:17,040 Speaker 1: someone with autism. If we are attracting autistic listeners, we're 1247 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:21,240 Speaker 1: doing something right because there's an authenticity to people with 1248 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:26,479 Speaker 1: autism that I, uh, I want to like have as well. 1249 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,160 Speaker 1: And I really appreciated that. Thank you so much. We 1250 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:33,799 Speaker 1: didn't get your name, but um anonymous autistic beautiful bestie 1251 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,240 Speaker 1: in Australia. Thank you for listening, and I am so 1252 01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,840 Speaker 1: you can you listen on like double the speed so 1253 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,920 Speaker 1: you can zip through them. That's a lot of time 1254 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,519 Speaker 1: for her to hear this call out in six years. 1255 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,920 Speaker 1: Oh well, this is from Leah. Uh. This is a 1256 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:56,080 Speaker 1: d M we got. I just listened to yesterday episode 1257 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,280 Speaker 1: talking about slob encounters. Two years ago. I saw you 1258 01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,040 Speaker 1: in Starbucks behind Rockefeller with Anya, and I was such 1259 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,600 Speaker 1: a fan, and I didn't I wanted to tell you that, 1260 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,160 Speaker 1: but I didn't want to bother you. I knew you 1261 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,800 Speaker 1: would have been so kind, but I chose not to. 1262 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,880 Speaker 1: I still regret it, but since then, I made it 1263 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,080 Speaker 1: a point to go up and tell people that I 1264 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:12,880 Speaker 1: revere and appreciate all the work they to tell people 1265 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,920 Speaker 1: that I revere them and appreciate all the work they've 1266 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,599 Speaker 1: put out. From that, I've met a lot of kind 1267 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,599 Speaker 1: people I look up to. I'm so happy you're back 1268 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,880 Speaker 1: doing your pod and I can't wait to see you 1269 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,360 Speaker 1: on tour ps now. Whenever something happens where I funk up, 1270 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,240 Speaker 1: I remind myself of you, saying, do you think you 1271 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,240 Speaker 1: wanted that to happen? I made a mistake at work, 1272 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:27,920 Speaker 1: And instead of getting really upset and mad at myself, 1273 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,519 Speaker 1: I remembered I didn't want it to happen and not 1274 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,599 Speaker 1: to go to self loathing. So thank you for everything. Yes, 1275 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:36,800 Speaker 1: yes it worked. Did you want that? Did you want 1276 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,240 Speaker 1: to do that? No? You didn't. You didn't want to 1277 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,840 Speaker 1: say that weird thing that you're staying up in bed 1278 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,760 Speaker 1: going Why did I say that to the person you 1279 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:49,120 Speaker 1: didn't want to. If you would have, like it just happened, 1280 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,800 Speaker 1: you didn't. You didn't want to. And so when you 1281 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,280 Speaker 1: make up, just if you didn't mean to do something 1282 01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:57,240 Speaker 1: and there's wasn't intent behind it, really let yourself off 1283 01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,280 Speaker 1: the hook because you don't know why that thing popped 1284 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,719 Speaker 1: into your head that you said, and it's he can't explain, 1285 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,560 Speaker 1: it just did. And if you would have had a 1286 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,479 Speaker 1: chance not to say it, you would have, but you didn't. 1287 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:09,240 Speaker 1: So it's not your fault and they were going to 1288 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,080 Speaker 1: get someone right in and go. So I killed my 1289 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:15,120 Speaker 1: brother yesterday, but thank you, Nikki, I didn't even I 1290 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,720 Speaker 1: didn't even think twice about it. I'm I'm going on 1291 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:22,880 Speaker 1: with my day and I'm skipping. Don't let murdering your 1292 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:26,120 Speaker 1: brother get you down. You know, there's so many more 1293 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,720 Speaker 1: important things in life. And guess what, you murdering your 1294 01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:30,720 Speaker 1: brother is going to lead to a world of possibilities 1295 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:35,960 Speaker 1: that wouldn't have happened without killing your brother. Think about that, yeah, yeah, oh, 1296 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,559 Speaker 1: and please do not kill anyone that is not I'm 1297 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,360 Speaker 1: not doining on the show. We are just joking. Um. 1298 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,040 Speaker 1: I did like what she said about the celebrity encounters. Please, 1299 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,040 Speaker 1: I always say go up to if you see a 1300 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,240 Speaker 1: celebrity that you appreciate, do it. Drive by compliment. If 1301 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,320 Speaker 1: you want to get a picture of your phone already ready, 1302 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,559 Speaker 1: the camera open and ready to go on selfie mode, 1303 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:58,240 Speaker 1: quick boom done. Um, don't look at it and go 1304 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,240 Speaker 1: it's blurry. Just take your blurry shot and get the 1305 01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:02,719 Speaker 1: hell out of there. Um. I will, though, always retake 1306 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,320 Speaker 1: a photo, don't you think most of the time I 1307 01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:07,640 Speaker 1: would yes, asked, oh yes, ask first and go oh 1308 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,320 Speaker 1: can we take a photo? But have it already ready? 1309 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,080 Speaker 1: And then don't get sad if they say no, and um, yeah, 1310 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,160 Speaker 1: let people know that you. I would have loved to 1311 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,799 Speaker 1: hear uh, to have you tap me on the shoulder 1312 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:22,360 Speaker 1: and say are you Nicki Glazer? And then I go, no, actually, 1313 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,920 Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer is Nicky Glazer and she's right here. Yeah, 1314 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:28,479 Speaker 1: that would have loved that. Yeah, talking aboutself, that's when 1315 01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:33,679 Speaker 1: I refer to myself a third person, Jerry like Lazer. 1316 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:37,320 Speaker 1: That's what I said before Jenny, Emily. This is a 1317 01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:45,400 Speaker 1: voice memo from Emily. Hi, guys, I was just wor 1318 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,280 Speaker 1: ever said to and Nicky's was about how her dad 1319 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:56,519 Speaker 1: commented on her as a teenager and my dad very 1320 01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:01,760 Speaker 1: similar to me. Unfortunately, he also calls me babe. He said, 1321 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,400 Speaker 1: I got yes and had shorts on, and like he 1322 01:12:04,479 --> 01:12:07,599 Speaker 1: picked me up from soccer practice and said, wow, your 1323 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:11,160 Speaker 1: legs are getting pretty hairy there, babe. And that's a 1324 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:14,360 Speaker 1: real thing that happened to me. So I should have 1325 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,640 Speaker 1: defended you earlier with the babe thing. But here I 1326 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,799 Speaker 1: am now saying that my dad also calls me babe. 1327 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:26,360 Speaker 1: Kid things hair your the hair on your legs you're 1328 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:30,240 Speaker 1: getting your legs are getting hairy, babe. Um. I will 1329 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,080 Speaker 1: say that I don't know that this is as bad 1330 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:35,439 Speaker 1: as you're getting some boobs, because he hair on legs 1331 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,960 Speaker 1: is not like sexualized, but it is a comment on 1332 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,559 Speaker 1: your body and you don't want to hear it followed 1333 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,080 Speaker 1: by a babe from your dad. No, no, no, we 1334 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:45,200 Speaker 1: don't don't. Don't dad's don't comment on our bodies. It's 1335 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,600 Speaker 1: just not Yeah, it's not good. But I love that 1336 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,559 Speaker 1: someone else is getting babed out there by their dad. 1337 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,439 Speaker 1: I hope my dad never stopped calling me babe. That 1338 01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:56,560 Speaker 1: doesn't make me cringe, Um damn. When I walk in 1339 01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:01,400 Speaker 1: the room, it's like Rose. He literally was like hub 1340 01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:06,160 Speaker 1: hubba the other day and everyone noticed, Dad. No, he goes, 1341 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:10,000 Speaker 1: what's wrong? You don't hub hubba to your daughter? You 1342 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:14,280 Speaker 1: just don't. He didn't say all baba, but it was 1343 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:18,360 Speaker 1: something just as bad. It was just like da damn, 1344 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:23,360 Speaker 1: it's sad as his like tongue fell out of his 1345 01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:30,759 Speaker 1: mouth and then rolled on the carpet. Oh my god, 1346 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:35,280 Speaker 1: that's so funny. I get thing hurts because like the 1347 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,759 Speaker 1: associates how to be a dad from this Andrew, Yeah, 1348 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,880 Speaker 1: I am a little bit. But the leg hair thing 1349 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,519 Speaker 1: then makes her think leg hair is unattractive and that 1350 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,400 Speaker 1: it makes her gross in a way. Like that's how 1351 01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:50,280 Speaker 1: I think she probably internalized that. So yeah, oh you're 1352 01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:51,920 Speaker 1: not You're right. You know what. It is a comment 1353 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,400 Speaker 1: about sexuality. I don't mean to dismiss that, because you're 1354 01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:56,639 Speaker 1: right saying to your daughter, your legs are getting Harry 1355 01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:58,800 Speaker 1: is saying like you should fix that so your legs 1356 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:02,080 Speaker 1: look more sexually. It's active and and to my liking 1357 01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:09,960 Speaker 1: leg get longer socks or shave your legs, baby, because 1358 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:15,439 Speaker 1: you're grossing me out. Oh my god, can we do 1359 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,720 Speaker 1: another one for final thought? Sure? Okay, here. Here's a 1360 01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:25,320 Speaker 1: quick one. Hey Bassies Day one listener over here. My 1361 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,639 Speaker 1: first message, I love too. I just had to say 1362 01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,479 Speaker 1: the episode about Poppying out hard was hands down my 1363 01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:35,360 Speaker 1: favorite episode thus far. I still love the way you 1364 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:40,320 Speaker 1: guys kept throwing the term poppy into the conversation and 1365 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:43,320 Speaker 1: when Noah said her dad was an emotional Poppy, I 1366 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:49,200 Speaker 1: really got great one. That was so fun. I can't 1367 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,800 Speaker 1: we can't forget to use poppy as an adjective to 1368 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:55,639 Speaker 1: describe someone who's stupid, because Poppy is my baby niece 1369 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,880 Speaker 1: and I uh and it all came from the fact 1370 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,639 Speaker 1: that I was, yeah, saying that Poppies dumb because she's 1371 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,519 Speaker 1: a baby. So when you're dumb, your poppy, um, and 1372 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,920 Speaker 1: she's gonna appreciate that someday. I can't wait to see 1373 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,280 Speaker 1: those little rascals. Actually, thank you Kirsty for your must 1374 01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:11,439 Speaker 1: I really like your name to Kirstie is a great name. 1375 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:14,280 Speaker 1: I guess Kirstie Ali is the only other Kirstie you 1376 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:17,599 Speaker 1: really know about. Well, you have a friend Kirsten, which 1377 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,479 Speaker 1: is yeah, but I've never called her Kirstie. I've never 1378 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,240 Speaker 1: thought of her as a Kirstie. Um, what are you doing? 1379 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:25,280 Speaker 1: This weekend, Andrew. I mean, I'm excited to see you. 1380 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,559 Speaker 1: I'm guessing that I won't see you for a few days. 1381 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,280 Speaker 1: I'm excited to have the place to myself because you're 1382 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:33,639 Speaker 1: gonna go over to your girlfriends. Uh probably tonight's tomorrow 1383 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,400 Speaker 1: the next night. And uh, and I'm gonna get to 1384 01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:41,360 Speaker 1: jam out alone and that means masturbate. I'm going to 1385 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,760 Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm gonna I'm gonna have the place to myself. 1386 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:47,479 Speaker 1: And really, uh, I like when you stay out, you 1387 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,000 Speaker 1: don't you don't often have your lady over anymore? Well, yeah, 1388 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:55,040 Speaker 1: I don't say because it's you, Nikki. You make it 1389 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,599 Speaker 1: weird for us. I know that's what you were just saying. There. 1390 01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,280 Speaker 1: It was I right, not completely but not completely wrong. 1391 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:04,360 Speaker 1: Why wait? Why do I make you feel you verbalize it? 1392 01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:07,640 Speaker 1: What do you mean? You don't even remember when you 1393 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:11,000 Speaker 1: verbalize things? Sometimes I think, Okay, what did I verbalize? 1394 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,640 Speaker 1: Come over again? Or I'll stabbor. I don't think you 1395 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:17,439 Speaker 1: understand what verbalize means. I literally told you I don't 1396 01:16:17,479 --> 01:16:20,559 Speaker 1: want you said. You said to me one time when 1397 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:24,680 Speaker 1: we were having a discussion that uh, you never go 1398 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:28,280 Speaker 1: over there. She always comes over here. That's what I 1399 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:32,439 Speaker 1: did say that, but which was the case now, No, no, 1400 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:35,000 Speaker 1: But that's just a point I made that. It's why 1401 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:36,800 Speaker 1: I was just wondering why you don't go over there? 1402 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,680 Speaker 1: Is it like not a good situation? And then you 1403 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,600 Speaker 1: started going over there, and I'm like, oh, great, he 1404 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,599 Speaker 1: always goes over there, So I'm like, I guess it's 1405 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,280 Speaker 1: not so bad. I don't mind if you. I have 1406 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,800 Speaker 1: never told you not to bring her over, but I 1407 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,719 Speaker 1: do enjoy I even told Brenna, I go, I haven't 1408 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,040 Speaker 1: seen you, And when last time I saw her at 1409 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,720 Speaker 1: that party, I go, I haven't seen you in a while. Um, 1410 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:57,880 Speaker 1: I go, I love having the place to myself. I'm 1411 01:16:57,880 --> 01:16:59,640 Speaker 1: not gonna lie like I do. I love when you 1412 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:06,320 Speaker 1: guys aren't there, because then it's not but I'm not. Yeah, 1413 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:09,400 Speaker 1: but I'm not. I didn't say you can't have her 1414 01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:11,519 Speaker 1: over there. I would always prefer you not to because 1415 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,320 Speaker 1: who wants to have a couple having sex in the 1416 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,200 Speaker 1: next room when you feel weird? Because I I don't 1417 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,599 Speaker 1: want you guys to have to like be like having 1418 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:21,720 Speaker 1: to be quiet, and I don't also don't want to 1419 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:23,320 Speaker 1: not use the living room or have to have the 1420 01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:25,920 Speaker 1: TV on super loud, like you know when there's a 1421 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:29,679 Speaker 1: couple that's like kind of like giggling and like sneaking, 1422 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,080 Speaker 1: like like you have to go into the kitchen to 1423 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,880 Speaker 1: grab something and you have to like put on boxers 1424 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,639 Speaker 1: and I know you like probably just it's just it's awkward, 1425 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:39,200 Speaker 1: but it doesn't. It's it's it's not like I don't 1426 01:17:39,439 --> 01:17:42,280 Speaker 1: I've I've never told you not to do that, but 1427 01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:46,880 Speaker 1: you do. But everything you just said leads to that conclusion. 1428 01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:51,760 Speaker 1: I don't care. I have a preference, but it doesn't 1429 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,240 Speaker 1: mean I don't want it. Like I prefer you to 1430 01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,040 Speaker 1: take your shoes off before you walk in the house. 1431 01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:57,920 Speaker 1: But I'm not like saying you can never walk with 1432 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,599 Speaker 1: shoes on, and you can, you can have her over. 1433 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:03,160 Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not lying and saying I prefer 1434 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:06,120 Speaker 1: you not to. But that's I'm not saying that you're lying, 1435 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:07,880 Speaker 1: But I'm saying the person is going to have the 1436 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:11,200 Speaker 1: conclusion that you would rather the person playing away game, 1437 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:14,640 Speaker 1: and that's it's also your house that you're allowed to 1438 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:20,519 Speaker 1: be home rather like but rather go to a Middle 1439 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,439 Speaker 1: Eastern restaurant than a sushi restaurant. But if we go 1440 01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,680 Speaker 1: get sushi, I'll be fine with it, Like, is that 1441 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,240 Speaker 1: going to make you then go? We could never get sushi? 1442 01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:30,719 Speaker 1: She said she would prefer Middle Eastern. You know, it's like, truly, 1443 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,360 Speaker 1: that's the same analogy, like I don't mind. It's not 1444 01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:35,560 Speaker 1: like I hate when she's there, but if you're giving me, 1445 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,719 Speaker 1: you're giving me the choice, I would love the place 1446 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:43,560 Speaker 1: to myself, you know. But then they're what are you 1447 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:47,720 Speaker 1: what are you laughing about? I'm laughing about that that 1448 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:53,680 Speaker 1: you're Initially this conversation started with I never said that 1449 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,479 Speaker 1: she can't that that I don't want her over here, 1450 01:18:57,120 --> 01:19:00,120 Speaker 1: But everything you just said is preference to her not 1451 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:03,240 Speaker 1: being over there. So don't you see how that is? Um? 1452 01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:07,799 Speaker 1: Will you mitigate this and and and decide who? Who seems? 1453 01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,000 Speaker 1: Am I allowed to have a preference? But that doesn't 1454 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:14,040 Speaker 1: mean when she's over I'm I mean, I don't like it. 1455 01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:16,200 Speaker 1: I'm just saying I prefer when she's not. But that's 1456 01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:18,679 Speaker 1: it's like a slight preference of like having the place 1457 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,960 Speaker 1: to myself, And it's not even slight like would you 1458 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,720 Speaker 1: rather me have a boyfriend over where I'm in my room? 1459 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,360 Speaker 1: And like not really engaging with you and not like 1460 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,360 Speaker 1: hanging out as much. And that's but that's it's fine. 1461 01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:32,360 Speaker 1: That's what it is. Would you rather that or me 1462 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,160 Speaker 1: go do that somewhere else where you have the place 1463 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,320 Speaker 1: to yourself. Of even if I had the greatest boyfriend 1464 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:39,160 Speaker 1: in the world, which Brennan, I have, no I like 1465 01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,200 Speaker 1: having her around it. I love when she comes out 1466 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,920 Speaker 1: and we all hang out. That is not my issue. 1467 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,640 Speaker 1: It's the like staying in your room and feeling like 1468 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,360 Speaker 1: when you come out you have to like kind of 1469 01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:53,040 Speaker 1: like it's quick and like, oh, like awkward. I'm not 1470 01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:56,840 Speaker 1: disagreeing with anything you're saying. I'm just saying that that 1471 01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:02,519 Speaker 1: my feelings because of your preferences. I take that into account. 1472 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:06,960 Speaker 1: So therefore I go to her place. That's all. Yeah, 1473 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:09,559 Speaker 1: But listen, you can get sushi sometimes. I'm not gonna 1474 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:12,160 Speaker 1: be mean to you, but I don't think you would be. 1475 01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:14,400 Speaker 1: I don't think you would be. I'm not, but you 1476 01:20:14,479 --> 01:20:16,479 Speaker 1: act like I'm making it so like, well, I do 1477 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,680 Speaker 1: it for you, NICKI. I never asked you to. I'm 1478 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,360 Speaker 1: just saying I stated my preference and you can do 1479 01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:22,600 Speaker 1: what you want. Well, if you told me that I 1480 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:27,519 Speaker 1: prefer Mexican food or sushi. I would probably get sushi, 1481 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,320 Speaker 1: and it's not you know what I mean. I don't 1482 01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:34,639 Speaker 1: know if I said I prefer Mexican food. My point 1483 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:39,920 Speaker 1: is is that I don't think. No, can you mediate this? Okay, 1484 01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:43,840 Speaker 1: this is like a regular roommate thing. I've gone through 1485 01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:48,000 Speaker 1: it myself. But um, I just feel for Andrew a 1486 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,519 Speaker 1: little bit because his girlfriend's gonna move to Chicago and 1487 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,519 Speaker 1: this just won't even be an issue in like what 1488 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,200 Speaker 1: two weeks. No, I hope he plays away games in 1489 01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:02,000 Speaker 1: that way too, just about every night. Is my car 1490 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:05,120 Speaker 1: already here? Oh? Ship? They're coming in eight minutes. Fuck, guys, 1491 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,880 Speaker 1: I gotta go. We gotta wrap this up, guys. Think 1492 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:11,280 Speaker 1: Thanks Nick, Thanks Noah for figuring that out. God damn 1493 01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:14,040 Speaker 1: these are yes? Uh no, what I gotta go? Uh then, 1494 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,439 Speaker 1: thank you know what? You're right, Andrew. I'm so sorry. 1495 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:19,559 Speaker 1: I definitely made it. I wrote it on the door. 1496 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:22,000 Speaker 1: No Brenna is allowed, and I'm sorry about that doormat 1497 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:25,240 Speaker 1: I got um it sent the wrong message and uh 1498 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,960 Speaker 1: look it's fine. I gotta go, you guys. I'm literally 1499 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,760 Speaker 1: gonna be late for my fight. I'll see you tonight, Andrew, 1500 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:33,200 Speaker 1: or maybe I won't see I got the message. I'd 1501 01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:36,000 Speaker 1: prefer not, all right, thank you for listening this week. 1502 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:39,960 Speaker 1: You guys uh all the swells a weekend and we 1503 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:43,360 Speaker 1: will see you on Monday. God yeah,