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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it? Re scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris? Welcome? Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Christopher Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Lynn Kilgariff.

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Speaker 3: Well we went a little longer with our names this time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good.

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Speaker 3: Usually I go by Chris Fairbanks. There's a legal reason

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Speaker 3: I don't go by Christopher. But today I thought, tonight

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Speaker 1: Have you been thinking about this all day?

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Speaker 3: About coming out as Christopher? Today and tonight, I've been

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how's it feel?

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Speaker 3: It feels good.

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Speaker 4: I feel free.

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Speaker 3: I feel transparent. No, there's another actor in town named

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Speaker 1: Ha ah, you said race to the TV, motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you had already won. He's been on Hunter.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit. So he's eighty two years old, he's.

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Speaker 3: I guess he deserves from living a longer life. Mine's

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Speaker 3: just a gift from God. But uh yeah, I am

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Speaker 3: going back to being Chris Fairbanks. And this is Do

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Speaker 3: you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: It's better, it's more casual, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be all you know, formal.

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Speaker 2: It is, and it is for everybody. It Still we

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Speaker 3: How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: There's a couple of Christophers for you right now?

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Speaker 3: The way that guy was shaped is that? Does that

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Speaker 2: Chris Garcia from San Francisco, I am a nor haller.

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Speaker 3: That's a Tignataro joke. That's not my joke.

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Speaker 2: I had an extreme case of vulnerability hangover after our

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Speaker 3: Look at his collegiate shirt. There he is California Berkeley

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Speaker 1: Hi friend, Hello Chris.

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Speaker 3: Chris Garcia entering the vehicle, entering the two thousand and

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Speaker 3: eight going on the other side because he's a professional.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Chris Garcia, how are you good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris Garcia. Where's your show tonight?

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Speaker 4: My show is at Stories in Echo Park. It's called

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Speaker 4: Good Heroin.

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Speaker 3: You should do it, Karen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I love the part where you thought

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, what welcome people thought I had

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Speaker 2: And then basically everybody, by the time the whole party

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Speaker 2: Mouse's in my eyes, so like I couldn't go to sleep.

453
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 2: Part of the yeah, it was like part of the

454
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 2: acid trip. But it was like I was just seeing

455
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,199
Speaker 2: like these very commercial cartoon things just spinning and circuit.

456
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 3: Did they tell you you would You're gonna see Disney characters?

457
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 5: No?

458
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 3: Oh god no, that was.

459
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 2: Just a bonus for me personally. Wow, that's like how

460
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 2: lame my brain is. It was just like, here's the

461
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 2: thing you got sold when you were eight.

462
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's a piece, it's a safe place, I suppose.

463
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, I don't know. I think as

464
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: it's kind of dumb.

465
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all yeah, I like the organic natural yeah.

466
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 2: Well, and things that last, like you said, you thought

467
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,919
Speaker 2: it was gonna last half an hour, like pot, like

468
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 2: the idea.

469
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: It just lasts too long, all those drugs do.

470
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,160
Speaker 3: It's crazy.

471
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 4: It's too long.

472
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: It's too long.

473
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 4: Four hours max.

474
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: Right, a movie and some pizza, that's all you need.

475
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 3: That's terrific. I love it. But I've never done Heroin.

476
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 3: It's a bad one. That's the one that everyone knows

477
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 3: you're not supposed to do.

478
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: It's just too scary. It's not worth it.

479
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 3: It isn't worth it. I don't care how great it feels.

480
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 3: Someone could say it feels like your whole body is orgasming, orgasming,

481
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 3: and I'd say, I don't care.

482
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 1: Man, Well, no, that feels like.

483
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 4: The exact opposite of that. So what's the point.

484
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Like moments later.

485
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 2: When you're well, yeah, it makes your life feel the opposite.

486
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 2: That's you're we're not supposed to live that way. No,

487
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,199
Speaker 2: we're supposed to, you know, we're supposed to buck up

488
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: and live in the real world.

489
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 3: That's right.

490
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 2: You have orgasms every once in a while with your

491
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 2: husband or wife.

492
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 3: Yes, under the eyes of God.

493
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: In between beds, sleeping separately, we.

494
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 3: Scoot them together on weekends and.

495
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: Then kiss lightly and leave each other alone.

496
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 3: Light to mid heavy.

497
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: Petting Saturday nights only.

498
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 3: Come on, keep it in the weekend.

499
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: Don't get greedy, Chris. What else is going on?

500
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you spill your guts, Chris.

501
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm so. I get a little nervous on

502
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 5: podcasts because.

503
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 4: I usually just go to like revealing too much about myself. No,

504
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,159
Speaker 4: all we do, which is that buttle when I was seven?

505
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 3: That's real. I was just talking about a seven year

506
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 3: old butthole before you got it. Yeah. No, I'm just

507
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 3: saying we before you got in, we were talking about

508
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 3: how we just blurt and we think it's between each

509
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 3: other and then we realize thousands, sometimes six or seven thousand. Brag.

510
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 3: But you're on a very popular podcast, very popular. Originally

511
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 3: Karen and I were going to do a podcast about

512
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 3: Alzheimer's because both our moms have Alzheimer's. And then I

513
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 3: and your and your dad and you have that story.

514
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 3: I think you did a show when I was in

515
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 3: San Francisco, and that's when you did a show that

516
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 3: can you tell me about that show that kind of

517
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 3: got you on like this American Life and Mark Marrin's

518
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 3: podcast and everything. Wasn't it one show that kind of

519
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 3: it was?

520
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 4: I guess it was part of Yeah, it was kind

521
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 4: of based on that set.

522
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 5: I was.

523
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 4: It was my last big show before leaving San Francisco.

524
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 5: I had done comedy for like eight years, seven years

525
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 5: or something, and I was headlining the punchline. It was

526
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 5: a kind of big deal and part of the reason

527
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 5: I'm I mean, I moved down to help take care

528
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 5: of my dad.

529
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 4: You know, he's got Alzheimer's and stuff, and.

530
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 5: Started getting really bad, and I just started decided to

531
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 5: like pour my heart out at the show, and I

532
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 5: just talked about it and how difficult it was, and

533
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 5: but it was funny, like I I cried like half

534
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 5: of the time on stage. His first time, I was

535
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 5: like crying, but also like cracking jokes about it. And

536
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 5: it felt like the first time I ever really did

537
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 5: stand up right.

538
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 4: I was just like so honest and.

539
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: Like and he was saying that it. People are gonna,

540
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 3: of course, draw parallels because it's kind of like what

541
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: Tick did when she would talked about and she wasn't

542
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 3: didn't really plan to get emotional that talked about having

543
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: breast cancer on stage it was around that time, and

544
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 3: it was kind of a similar reaction, wouldn't you say, where, Well, here's.

545
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,959
Speaker 5: This amazing and it's like her, that's her story and

546
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 5: her moment, her coming out. I was talking about my

547
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 5: dad and like it's like different, but is similar in

548
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 5: the way that it was like, whoa, where did this?

549
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 4: This came out of the blue?

550
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 3: Yeah?

551
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 5: And it was, and I think it was probably you know,

552
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 5: some people thought it was special.

553
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 3: Yeah. And you I remember because afterwards, because I was

554
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: in town bravely doing jokes about my balls and you

555
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 3: and then we all met at that bar where a

556
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 3: lot of fixed gear guys hang out and play billiards

557
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 3: and uh, and you you did have this feeling or

558
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 3: this look on your face that you were you were

559
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 3: very excited about what had just happened. Yeah, And I

560
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 3: was just kind of overhearing it. But then I remember

561
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 3: it turned into a lot of things, right, didn't It

562
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 3: turned into an appearance on.

563
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 5: Well it was crazy because I mean, there was a

564
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 5: couple of really wild things about it. It was the

565
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 5: first time my therapist ever saw me do comedy. And

566
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 5: when I showed up to the club known as There,

567
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 5: except for he was sitting in the very front row,

568
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 5: and I've been.

569
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 4: Seeing him for two years, and he could he doesn't

570
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 4: know anything about my standing.

571
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 5: I mean, he knows that I stand up, but he

572
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 5: doesn't know if I'm good or anything, right, he just

573
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 5: knows behind the scenes.

574
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh shit, I'm really nervous, so.

575
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 3: I got would make me very nervous.

576
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was freaking out.

577
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 5: And he's like a ballbuster too. He's like this seventy

578
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 5: year old. He's like this little gay Italian man that

579
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 5: was like he grew up in the Bronx and he's

580
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 5: kind of socialized Jewish and he's like you would just

581
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 5: be like.

582
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 4: Oh my god, listen to yourself. Why don't you just

583
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 4: how about this?

584
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 5: How about we just record this one time and then

585
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 5: you don't have to come anymore. I'll just listen to

586
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 5: the same tape every week because you aren't learning anything.

587
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 5: Just give me one hundred and fifty bucks every week

588
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 5: and just don't fucking come in anymore. I loved him

589
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 5: because it was you. I it was It's the type

590
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 5: of person I need, you know, rather than someone that

591
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 5: just sitting there and listening. I get frustrated that this

592
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 5: guy was awesome and I was like, oh, man, I

593
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 5: gotta knock it out of the park.

594
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 4: For this guy now.

595
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 5: And then I go outside and Bobcat Coolthway's there because

596
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 5: I asked him to do the show and he happened

597
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 5: to be in town Ray Buddi's and next to Bobcat

598
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 5: is Robin william and I was like, oh my god, Hi,

599
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 5: how are you? Jokingly I was like, do you want

600
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 5: to do some time? He's like yeah, sure, And I

601
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 5: was like, now Robin Williams is here, and the one

602
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 5: I had met him once before at comedy Day and

603
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 5: I was really drunk and he was backstage, and I

604
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 5: was so drunk that I was like kind of cocky

605
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 5: and his he used to live next door to Alley

606
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 5: Wong's sister, and so I was like, hey, Robin, we

607
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 5: have a mutual friends, you know, Alleywong's sister, and she

608
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 5: keeps complaining that she has to sweep your arm hair

609
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 5: out of her driveway. And then he was like and

610
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 5: just turned around, and I was like, oh.

611
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 4: Like a wasted asshole. And then I knew he didn't

612
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 4: remember who I.

613
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 3: Was, but joker just went about his arm hair.

614
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 4: He and so I was like, oh, nervous. I was like, oh,

615
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 4: well he right, he doesn't remember, but it's just it's

616
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 4: Rob Williams. And so I was like, Bobcat, my therapist

617
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 4: is here. And Rob Williams is like, oh shit, He's like,

618
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 4: what are you gonna do? He's like, that's crazy. And

619
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 4: then we hung out in the green room.

620
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 5: He was really nice, and I was like, oh, this

621
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 5: is really crazy. It's my last show in talent, it's

622
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 5: my first time headlining the punchline.

623
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 3: That was right before you moved to to La, right.

624
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was my big going away show and I

625
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 5: wanted to do it big so I wouldn't ever come back,

626
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 5: right right, And so I was like, okay, I'm not

627
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 5: going to.

628
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 4: Make a fool out of myself and move back one day.

629
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 4: I have to. Like that's why I was like, had

630
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 4: Bobcats and other people want and stuff.

631
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 5: And then I went on stage and I you know,

632
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 5: did my jokes, my standard jokes, and then I just

633
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 5: started really opening up fell my dad and it was

634
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 5: really it felt really beautiful, and it felt like really

635
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 5: the first time I was like, oh, this is this

636
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 5: is comedy right here, this is you know, it's just

637
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 5: not gags and is like this is this is what

638
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 5: is really funny.

639
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, my.

640
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 5: Dad like trying to get it on with my mom

641
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 5: and then stopping himself and being like I can't do this.

642
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 4: I have a wife and two kids, and.

643
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 5: Like him trying to cheat on her with her and

644
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 5: all this stuff that is like really unique to my life.

645
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's the best joke ever. But it actually happened.

646
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it happened.

647
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 5: And then I got off stage and I was like,

648
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 5: I was like, it felt crazy because I just cried

649
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 5: in front of like a packed house and stuff, and

650
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 5: Ron Williams is just standing in the hallway and he

651
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 5: just was like he gave me a hug and he

652
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 5: was like that was I think he was like that's

653
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 5: hilarious and beautiful and from the heart and like I

654
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 5: still get shivers and yeah, I think about it and

655
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 5: it was like this hearing that from him at that moment,

656
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,959
Speaker 5: it was like one of the greatest experiences of my

657
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,479
Speaker 5: whole life. And then I think some you know, some

658
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 5: people were there that were like, hey, put me in

659
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 5: contact with like the people at this American Life and

660
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 5: then Marin or something or WTF. Yeah, and then I

661
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 5: did WTF.

662
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 4: And it was like a live one and it was

663
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 4: really fun. Yeah, so cool, and that helped me get

664
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 4: this American life.

665
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

666
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: How many people?

667
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I was just gonna say, it's that

668
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 2: thing of like I'm sure thirty percent of the people

669
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: that were in the audience had somebody in their family that.

670
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: Had to Alzheimer's.

671
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: Like it's that kind of thing where you think it's

672
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 2: so it's only happening to you, and actually it's happening

673
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: to a shit ton of people every day. Yeah.

674
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 3: I always assume it's happening to older people, like the

675
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: age with my dad, with my dad, when it was

676
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 3: happening with my dad and his mom had it also

677
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 3: known as my grandmother, but uh, that's more common. But

678
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 3: when it's I always think that because we're young people,

679
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 3: the three.

680
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 4: Of us, it's.

681
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 3: Traditionally you know people, you would think we wouldn't have

682
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: to deal with this for another fifteen twenty years. But

683
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 3: there is a lot of people being affected. I think

684
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 3: more and more. Yeah, it's like people are getting it younger.

685
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 3: I think, don't you guys think am I just making

686
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 3: that up?

687
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 4: I think my dad.

688
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 5: Got it like sixty five just like pretty young. I

689
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 5: feel like like early onset.

690
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom started showing signs at fifty nine.

691
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

692
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's bizarre. But in how long how much

693
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 3: time has passed? Like six seven years?

694
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 5: Like it wasn't so bad at first, and they actually

695
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 5: thought they misdiagnosed him and thought he was just like depressed, right,

696
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 5: like guys that like like newly retired people, like older

697
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 5: guys just feel useless or something and they're kind of

698
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 5: bummed out and subdued. So then they were like, oh,

699
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 5: he doesn't have it, and then he started, you know,

700
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 5: getting forgetful and aggressive.

701
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: And the only way they can ever because they can't

702
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 3: really diagnose it. There's such a spectrum of all this

703
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 3: dementia and just behavioral stuff that is under the same umbrella.

704
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: It's like they don't know it's Alzheimer's until you do

705
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 3: specific things like your actions help diagnose it.

706
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 4: I guess it's cruel. It's such a crazy disease.

707
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 5: It's like anything, I don't know, you could be forgetful,

708
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 5: I don't know.

709
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 4: There's just so many different.

710
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 5: Ways it like attacks you almost you know, like and

711
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 5: it's hard to tell.

712
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 4: What it is.

713
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 5: Like, Oh, maybe he's just forgetful, maybe he's cranky, he's depressed,

714
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 5: maybe he's irritable. Maybe I don't know, he's getting old

715
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 5: and he just got loopy.

716
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 3: But then something happens where you know for sure that's

717
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 3: what it is, right.

718
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, for my dad, it was when I was I

719
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 5: was in San Francisco and my mom called me at

720
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 5: like six pm. My parents live down here in LA

721
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 5: and she was like, hey, so your dad is missing.

722
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, okay, and she's like, he's

723
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 5: been missing since seven o'clock in the morning. I was like, oh,

724
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 5: what the fuck mind you you're telling me now at

725
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 5: like six pm, Like, did you call the cops? And

726
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 5: since she's like a little Latina lady that doesn't call

727
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 5: the cops, she's like, no, why would I call the cops?

728
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 5: And then I called the cops and it was and

729
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 5: then they were like, oh, well, you know, someone's got

730
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 5: to be missing for twenty four hours before they're missing

731
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 5: considered missing. And I was like, he has Alzheimer's. He

732
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 5: could be under a fucking bus right now, You've got

733
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 5: to look for him, right and it and then they

734
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 5: might they found my dad in south central LA he

735
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 5: took the bus from Redondo Beach to South Central, LA

736
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 5: and he waved down a cop and was like, I

737
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 5: need help, and then they drove them back home. That's interesting,

738
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,479
Speaker 5: but that's for me when the first time, I was like, oh,

739
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 5: she like this is real.

740
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. My mom got on a bus once in Spokane

741
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: and took it across town. But had she not been

742
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 3: telling people she had murdered someone, which my mom never

743
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 3: murdered anyone. Well, that's what caused someone to call the police,

744
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 3: and then they contacted my sister. She's like, I killed somebody.

745
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 3: You know when you have I have a reoccurring dreams

746
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 3: where I'm like I killed somebody and I forgot about it. Yeah,

747
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 3: because I ever have that, I don't know why. And

748
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 3: then you wake up and it's like, oh my god,

749
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 3: did I really kill somebody in my twenties. Of course

750
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 3: I didn't, because in my dream I killed them ice

751
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 3: sitting in a chair, and that we were on water

752
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 3: and they drowned. That's not really even murdered. That's just

753
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 3: a precarious situation.

754
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 4: It's not yet.

755
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I yeah, it's.

756
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: It's it's that thing where they start to slip into

757
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 2: that like dream world. My mom used to do a

758
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 2: lot of like she you could tell she wasn't asking

759
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 2: questions that she really wanted to ask because she didn't

760
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: want to freak anybody out. But then like one time

761
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 2: we were sitting there and she just turned the me

762
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 2: and she goes, who are those people? And like she

763
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 2: was seeing people in the room with us, and there

764
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 2: it was just trying eye. So there would be you know,

765
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: there's always that. Like that's why it's such a fucking

766
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 2: hideous disease is because it's degrading and it's it's you know,

767
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 2: like it makes crazy. You know, someone going crazy is

768
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 2: just so dehumanizing. But then also it's so scary for

769
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 2: the people that are there with the people.

770
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: It's just like it's.

771
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Just like a really long, boring horror movie that you

772
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: can't get out of.

773
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 5: And it's like it's dangerous for the care like your

774
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 5: their caretakers or whoever they live with. Like for my

775
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 5: dad would just like constantly walk in the middle of night.

776
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 5: He'd like grab a knife and think someone was like

777
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 5: trying to break in, and he would like become violent

778
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 5: and like break things. It's like it's yeah, I mean,

779
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 5: it's the worst for the person that has it, but

780
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 5: it's really.

781
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 3: Got it's interesting to hear your stories. And then because

782
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 3: there's similar my mom, Yeah, walking around out side with

783
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 3: no shirt, just in her bra holding a hammer, but

784
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 3: not threatening people. She just happened to have been hanging pictures.

785
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: And then I thought it was like the last thing

786
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: in her he I'll.

787
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 3: Go outside before I put on a shirt, and so

788
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 3: it's such a it's it's such an interesting I wonder

789
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 3: how similar those situations are and.

790
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 2: If the well, that's it, you know, they get the

791
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: sundowners thing, where like they walk at night when the

792
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 2: sun goes down, they start to get really restless.

793
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: My dad got a call from our neighbor once.

794
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 2: And it was a woman who told my dad that

795
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 2: the day before she had found my mom walking downtown

796
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: and so she gave her a ride home. And my

797
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 2: dad had been taking a nap and just thinking that

798
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 2: my mom was in the house with him.

799
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: And so he didn't even know.

800
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't even know what happened until she called

801
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 2: and said, I just realized you should probably know this,

802
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: and this is you know, this is a thing. But

803
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: it was just my mom like in a in a robe,

804
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 2: walking around downtown in our town.

805
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 3: In a row.

806
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, just walking around and thank god our neighbor drove by.

807
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 2: Like who knows what would have happened, but like our

808
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: neighbor drove by and said, Patter, are you okay?

809
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? And she she like was

810
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: aware enough to go, yeah, I do. I need to

811
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: ride home.

812
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 3: That's what's so devastating about because I see a lot

813
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 3: of homeless people, and you know, it's safe to assume

814
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 3: that a lot of homeless people are mentally ill, more

815
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: than half of them, Yeah, but a lot of them.

816
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: I'll see a woman and you can just tell by

817
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 3: looking at her that she is a mom, and you

818
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 3: can tell sometimes, like it sounds dumb, but I'll look

819
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 3: at like a homeless person's shoes and it's like, wait,

820
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 3: you've only been homeless for like a week and you're

821
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 3: carrying a lampshade, and I it's that could have been

822
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 3: anyone's parent. That's just someone that didn't get a call.

823
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: It's yeah, exactly.

824
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 3: Because they didn't. And then someone's like, oh, my mom's

825
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 3: missing and maybe maybe she's just downtown in skid Row.

826
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 3: I'm doing a bad job of like describing that, but.

827
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 5: No, but I've become like really since it or like

828
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 5: a tune of that. Like just a couple of weeks ago,

829
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 5: I saw some just old guy standing in front of

830
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 5: Walgreens staring at the door, right, and I went to

831
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 5: Trader Joe's and I came back out and he was

832
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 5: still there, and I was I just hello, Siah, okay,

833
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 5: like yeah, how are you?

834
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 4: Like, what's your name? Like talk to him for a second.

835
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, oh yeah, nothing, I'm okay, Like okay,

836
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 4: but I was like that could be right, you know, that.

837
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 3: Was a yeah, yeah, it's sad.

838
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 5: Sorry, it feels nice to like, you know, we do

839
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 5: these shows and stuff and afterwards you find out that

840
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 5: other you don't feel still alone because other people. You know,

841
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 5: my mom has, my dad has, my grandpa died from

842
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 5: it and all this stuff, and then to bring light

843
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 5: to it is like it's humanizing this terrible, dehumanizing disease again.

844
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it is.

845
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 5: Funny, Like my mom recently there was my dad was

846
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 5: like there's this other small my mom's really short, and

847
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 5: there's this new lady in his he's in a home now,

848
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 5: and there's this new patient who's this small Japanese lady

849
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 5: who has my mom's same name, Hannah, and my dad

850
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 5: was like just started holding her hand and being sweet

851
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 5: to her, and my mom would come visit and my

852
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 5: dad would be like, who's this bitch? Like to my mom,

853
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 5: like get out here? Would you please leave us alone?

854
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 5: And my mom would be like they've been married for

855
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 5: fifty years, they were high school sweethearts. My mom lost

856
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 5: her virginity to my dad, oh like and she's like,

857
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 5: what the heck fuck, and she's like getting super frustrated.

858
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 5: And then like maybe like six months later, my mom's like, hey,

859
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,919
Speaker 5: that lady a lady Anna died and I was like, oh,

860
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 5: that's terrible, and my mom was like that's what that

861
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 5: bitch gets.

862
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 4: But I was like, oh shit, Like that's just funny.

863
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 5: And I know my mom doesn't really mean, she's just

864
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 5: cracking a joke, but it's like, ah, that's a good one.

865
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 4: It's like the darkest.

866
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: Well it's because it gets to me, it's like ten

867
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 2: times funnier. Like my sister and I have like cried

868
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: laughing over the darkest shit because you're not you shouldn't

869
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 2: be laughing at it, and then it just that makes it.

870
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: Like one time my mom came downstairs and she.

871
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 2: Was just wearing a fleece zip up and no pants

872
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: and a pair of sunglasses, and.

873
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: She came into the kitchen.

874
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 2: Like, my mom's was especially painful for us because she

875
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 2: she stayed herself in these certain ways and then these

876
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 2: other ways. She was so different, right, so she would

877
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 2: every once in a while you'd get a flash of

878
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 2: her old personality. So, like she came down and she

879
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 2: was just staying there with their sunglasses on, and then

880
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 2: my sister like, hey, Mom, what's up, and she's like,

881
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: I don't know, and like kind of like super like

882
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 2: we were dorks and she was the coolest person ever,

883
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 2: and we like could not stop laughing. It's just like

884
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: she always grabbed sunglasses. Everywhere she went. She grabbed and

885
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 2: put on sunglasses when they weren't hers. It was just that,

886
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 2: oh she put them. That's what she wanted. She wanted

887
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: to have sunglasses on. Oh okay, it so it was

888
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 2: it just added that extra kind of like almost internet feel.

889
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 3: Yes, that's so great. Yeah, it's interesting how because I

890
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 3: feel like my mom was just kind of trapped in

891
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 3: the shell of a person that used to be her

892
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 3: because she can't talk anymore, can't eat on her own.

893
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 3: But she makes facial expressions and looks at things and

894
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 3: then turns to talk shit about them or make fun

895
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 3: of someone's because my mom would just make fun of people.

896
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 3: That's where I got it. And uh she but she

897
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,919
Speaker 3: nothing comes out. But I'm like, oh, I know you're

898
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 3: being funny right now, and so I just laugh even

899
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 3: though the joke never came out. She's just like, I know,

900
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 3: she's making a look on her face and get a

901
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 3: load of uh, funny bridges over here, like not that

902
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 3: she would use that word whatever, but but but so

903
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 3: it's they're still there. So you have to just hold

904
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 3: on to these little reminders, you know.

905
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: That's the whole thing that makes it like work.

906
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going.

907
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 3: To go after that.

908
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate her so much.

909
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 3: Oh she was on a little scooter, a scooter.

910
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: And I was just trying to take a left turn. Yeah, wait,

911
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 2: what's what time's your show?

912
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 4: Chris?

913
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: It's we better go there.

914
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 3: He's not going to be first. He's a heavy hitter.

915
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 3: It's a loose show. Hey, Chris, I mean we've had this.

916
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 3: I think this has still been funny this whole time.

917
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 3: But I was excited for us.

918
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: The whole time.

919
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 3: I mean, I liked it. My transition into getting you

920
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 3: to talk about it, I've been so awkward this whole time.

921
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 5: No, I was hoping that we were talking. We would

922
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 5: talk because we have it's so nice to, you know,

923
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 5: talk to the people.

924
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 3: And I've just out in the streets or in our

925
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 3: personal life have wanted to talk to you about this,

926
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 3: So why not record it and try it out for

927
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 3: the first time in front of a bunch of people.

928
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 3: But not to change the subject. But the show you're

929
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 3: gonna do is going to be very fun and you're

930
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 3: about to have a very good time. I promise.

931
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 1: What this is saying is no crying.

932
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 3: Please, yeah, yeah, do your best dick jokes.

933
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 5: It does feel sometimes I would like I was like, okay,

934
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 5: I feel like talking about my dad, and I'll do it.

935
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, you good sports bar right now. They're gonna

936
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 3: love it. This crowd. It's behind a bookstore, so something

937
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 3: about passing a bunch of books people adjust their brain.

938
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 3: I think a little. They're like, uh, it's just a

939
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: good it's a smart audience. Maybe I was there in

940
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: a good night but I was blown away by how

941
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 3: nice this audience that you're about to experience.

942
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: So it is it over there? Do you guys know

943
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: what it is?

944
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 4: That next light? It's the block after that next light.

945
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 4: But I think if you just.

946
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,439
Speaker 6: Make a left of that light, but to the right,

947
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 6: correct to the left, we're gonna take Here's we're going

948
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 6: to take a right, and then once we're on this street,

949
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 6: which the sunset will be on our left.

950
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: I just made it more confusing by adding words, Yeah,

951
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 3: we actually take a left here, and then we'll do

952
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 3: the sneak attack in the alley because that's where the

953
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 3: performing actually happens. And then there's some nice urban wall

954
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,439
Speaker 3: murals that I I like to call them urban wall

955
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 3: murals rather than graffiti because there's a negative connotation with that.

956
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 3: Really Yeah, and I call the tramp stamp tattoo and

957
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 3: I call them the lower back piece. Don't you still

958
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: have butterfly reggae lyrics?

959
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: I have a salmon. I don't know why. I was drunk.

960
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 2: Things got really dark in the nineties and I wanted

961
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 2: to commemorate it.

962
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: With a fish.

963
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 3: I have a tattoo of a band aid on my ankle,

964
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: so real. Yeah, you've never seen it.

965
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: Feel better.

966
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 3: It's right there. Never seen it just looks. I mean

967
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 3: it's kind of it's shaded, so it looks like a

968
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 3: corn dog or a severed human peanut.

969
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: But it's a band aid tattoos.

970
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I uh, I think it's right.

971
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 5: Have a tattoo of a Pablo Picasso is sketching on

972
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 5: my arm?

973
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 3: Oh really?

974
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 5: So I think nine to eleven had just happened, and

975
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 5: George Bush was being all weird and I was like, yeah, Picasso.

976
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 4: It gets warmed. Grnic is too big.

977
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 5: To get this little bullplight scene. I have to see that,

978
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 5: and it's I had no hair on my shoulder when

979
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,479
Speaker 5: I got it.

980
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 4: Now it's like covered in hair.

981
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 3: That show is I can just pull in.

982
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: Here, I think. So yeah, what about check cashing payday love?

983
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 3: Oh? Well, people want to do that round the clock.

984
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: Ah oh this is perfect.

985
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 3: Look at this rear entry.

986
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: Off Chris. Are you getting married right?

987
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 4: Yeah? In October?

988
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: In October? How's that going?

989
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 5: Uh?

990
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 4: Fun planning it and stuff.

991
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 5: We're gonna get married in Joshua Tree.

992
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 4: And uh it was funny. My mom in a really

993
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 4: Catholic and traditional and she's.

994
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 3: Like, so, what church is like a Joshua Tree in

995
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 3: the Church of the Desert.

996
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's gonna be who's going to be the pastorns

997
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 4: Alex Cole Wacamedian.

998
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 3: Friend is Alex Cole gonna officiate?

999
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna officiate. And she's like, oh, your Jewish

1000
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 4: friend is like is he a rabbi?

1001
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 5: He's like, I don't want to talk about it, mom,

1002
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 5: it's gonna be outside. It's gonna be okay.

1003
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:58,439
Speaker 3: Oh that's great. That's refreshing to hear someone's parents still

1004
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 3: being religious. But that's just where I come from. No

1005
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 3: one's religious in Montana.

1006
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 4: Oh I's holding it down for everybody.

1007
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: Oh good, good, good, good lady. Is she doing good?

1008
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 4: Uh?

1009
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, she's doing She started going to therapy.

1010
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 5: My sister and I were like, hey, you gotta go

1011
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 5: to therapy, and which is hard Latin people. It's like,

1012
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 5: I'm not going to tell a white person my secrets, right,

1013
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 5: I tell God my secrets and that's it. Yeah, And

1014
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 5: they're like, okay, well, you should still go to therapy.

1015
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 5: And she's been going and she's been uh, she's been

1016
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 5: doing really well. And she yeah, you know, my dad

1017
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 5: just have like a birthday and those holidays are always tough.

1018
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,959
Speaker 5: But she was like in good spirits and my dad

1019
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 5: tried to blow out the balloon, trying to.

1020
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 4: Beat the candle. But we're like, oh, let's have it

1021
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 4: was fun, like it's sweet.

1022
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so she's doing she's she's a real tough lady.

1023
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 5: And my dad used to handle a lot of the

1024
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 5: stuff before he got sick, and she's just knocked it

1025
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 5: out of the park and she's like taking care of

1026
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 5: stuff and oh, that's great. She lost her car key

1027
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 5: recently and she went to like some shady guy in

1028
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 5: her neighborhood to get a new key made. And the

1029
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 5: guy was like, it's it's like he made the key

1030
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 5: and it was like it's a hundred bucks and she's like,

1031
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 5: I don't have a hundred bucks, Like give me your watch,

1032
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 5: and then she was like, I'll fucking call the cops

1033
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 5: right now, motherfucker.

1034
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 4: And she like went off on him.

1035
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

1036
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 5: And also she thought he was ripping them off. Yeah,

1037
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 5: and she's like that and it's like, oh no, those

1038
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 5: keys are actually one hundred dollars.

1039
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 3: Oh.

1040
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 5: But she's like standing up for he like stuff like

1041
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 5: this little lady had never done. She's like become a real.

1042
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: Tough atrong thing to do.

1043
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 1: Boundaries.

1044
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 3: It's got an alarm on it and stuff, and it's

1045
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 3: an expensive key. But yeah, saying give me your watches. Yeah,

1046
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 3: she deserved that. Good for It's great, that's awesome. Well

1047
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 3: do you want to do your comedy concert? Ryan Singer?

1048
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 4: Oh, it's that beautiful hair.

1049
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a nice head of hair. Who else

1050
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 3: can he's got real.

1051
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 4: Uh Matt far from Atlanta.

1052
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 3: I don't know her.

1053
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 4: Wow, good guy, funny guy.

1054
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 3: Excuse me singer.

1055
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 4: Have you heard Singer's latest podcast where he does DMT

1056
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 4: with Shane Moss. No, they do DMT like Ryan does

1057
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 4: it for the first time in Shane's an expert and

1058
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 4: walks him through it. And then Shane does it and

1059
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 4: he's done it so much that he's like totally talking

1060
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 4: through his experience.

1061
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 3: He's like whoa Oh. I thought Shane Moss was like

1062
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 3: a sober guy.

1063
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 4: Now he was.

1064
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 5: And then I guess he does zyahwuaska or No, he

1065
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 5: does like DMT and stuff, but I don't.

1066
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: Think he drinks is DMT like ayahuasca.

1067
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 4: I think it's like the cliff note, it's like the

1068
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 4: fifteen minute version.

1069
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 3: Oh well, ayahuasca I've been told by some people you

1070
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 3: like have to go and be guided through by a shaman,

1071
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 3: then being a yurt and all this stuff and there.

1072
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 3: You can't just go out and take it and go

1073
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 3: out to a show or something. You have to like

1074
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 3: an experience because everyone kind of sees the same is

1075
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 3: visited by a guide. And I'm interested in doing it myself.

1076
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: I have a shaman I can put you in touch.

1077
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 3: With do you have?

1078
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: I swear to God?

1079
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 3: Well, I have a sherpa and I know that you were.

1080
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: Going to go to Yeah, we can do like we've

1081
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: been talking about.

1082
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 3: I also, I'll give you a chicken shwarma if you

1083
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 3: let me use your and you have that what's a

1084
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 3: fourth word that? It's so fun to play.

1085
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: I could do a kind of a swing reference if

1086
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: you have no if you had no boundaries, no standards whatsoever.

1087
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 3: When did I ever, of course, don't have a new boundaries? Boundaries?

1088
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 3: Oh okay, do.

1089
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: You ever do bounderies? It's the best drug.

1090
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 2: It's like DMT mixed with ayahuasca and three drops of it.

1091
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:53,439
Speaker 3: Makes you act like a hyper dog.

1092
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 2: Wait you guys, I'm loving this because look it's like

1093
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 2: a little there's like a little green room out in

1094
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 2: this alley and we're just looking at it, Yeah, from

1095
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 2: the car the gate, like we can just watch as

1096
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 2: comedians kind of Hi, how are you together?

1097
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 4: Ye?

1098
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 3: Comedians just acting like dudes together.

1099
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 2: Look at those dudes just duting around for the love

1100
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 2: of comedy.

1101
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 3: Just patting each other on the back, already being so supportive.

1102
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 1: There's been a lot of backpack.

1103
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 3: A lot of backpackers. Maybe they need a sharp you know.

1104
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: I don't think that there's that kind of supportive that

1105
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 3: if that was a group of lawyers we were just

1106
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 3: looking at.

1107
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 2: I'm not going there and just start slapping people on

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Speaker 2: the back even if they don't know me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean nothing against lawyers, but fuck them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This is the funnest part of the show, Chris, is

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Speaker 3: that while you're doing comedy, there's people in these apartments

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Speaker 3: that I just assume one of them would end up

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Speaker 3: being a sniper. I was horrified, and I said, just

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Speaker 3: some sniper up there, surrounded by cats. And then everyone

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00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 3: looked up and sure enough, there's a shadowy figure of

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Speaker 3: someone surrounded by cats and the whole I mean, there

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Speaker 3: was no I could have planned that, but I think

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Speaker 3: it made me have one of my favorite concerts of

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Speaker 3: my life.

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Speaker 1: So use your space, use what you see, use your space.

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Speaker 3: Here's some tips, Chris, the unsolicited advice going into this show.

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Speaker 3: I use the stage.

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Speaker 1: Cat them on the back.

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Speaker 3: Yes, everyone you're coming, like even the audience walk through,

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Speaker 3: pat their back, feel it out, experience. It's tangible, awesome.

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Speaker 3: Oh look at them.

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Speaker 4: Yea car.

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Speaker 3: It's hot in here.

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Speaker 1: It's really hot.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Chris, thanks for being on. Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Thanks so much. This is really fun and.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for talking about the things we talked about.

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Speaker 4: I love I love every second of it.

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Speaker 3: I did too, it was pretty great. Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to plug?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I guess every Monday in Echo Park at the Little

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Speaker 4: Joy Bar, have my show the business.

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Speaker 3: The business. I've done the business.

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Speaker 4: And it's great, great, come back and do it again.

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Speaker 4: But it's every Monday.

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Speaker 3: And what's your Twitter?

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's underscore, Chris Garcia.

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Speaker 3: It's important to get that, you know, get a couple

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Speaker 3: of followers. Thank you for being on the show. You've

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Speaker 3: been listening to. Do you Need a ride? D y

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Speaker 3: n A. R.