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Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for comedy roulette. Jay take

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Speaker 1: it away.

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Speaker 2: All right, there we go, comedy roulette. You take four subjects,

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Speaker 2: three subjects don't matter. Putting them on a wheel. Spin

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Speaker 2: the wheel with a wheel, stop and it stops. Will

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Speaker 2: make it funny, because that's what we do there. You don't.

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Speaker 3: Oh, since he got sick, he wrote respectful.

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Speaker 4: Everybody is equipment.

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Speaker 1: I just wait on that.

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Speaker 4: He's a comedian, Jayson, commit none of that.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Number one excuses black people

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Speaker 1: make not to get in a swimming pool. Number two

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Speaker 1: things you say the fifty year old men who still

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Speaker 1: wear corn rows.

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Speaker 2: Let's do that.

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Speaker 1: Excuses you make to not let the Jehovah witness in

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Speaker 1: the house. Oh and number four things people say when

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Speaker 1: they don't want to leave the waitress or the waiter

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Speaker 1: a tip. All right, so let's get it. Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 5: Fifty year with Conroe. Let's go, baby, fifty year old,

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Speaker 5: please let me go.

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Speaker 1: All right, it landed on high excuses black people make.

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Speaker 1: You're not get in the swimming pool.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna shut it off because this is for real.

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Speaker 2: Was that get in the water? Was that get in

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Speaker 2: the water? I get real damn Ashy.

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Speaker 5: I can't get in that damn one.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. I tell you what I don't know

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Speaker 4: about black people. These are excuses I used not getting

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Speaker 4: the pool. I got Ciga sel I could die. I

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Speaker 4: can't get it.

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Speaker 3: I swim I could that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, you know what. I wanted to swim today.

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Speaker 5: But they don't make the pins in swimming Trump, that's

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Speaker 5: the only reason why there They just you know them

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Speaker 5: depends they don't. Yeah, I gotta have that. I can't

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Speaker 5: get in there, and I.

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Speaker 1: Will never go swimming with you.

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Speaker 3: Every excuse me, black people, don't Black people use not

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Speaker 3: to get in the swim. I like to swim all

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Speaker 3: the way down in back. There's too many people in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't like overstating.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like to go down the back.

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Speaker 2: Excuse us black people make so they don't have to

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Speaker 2: get in the water. It's a whole lot of people

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Speaker 2: in that water and somebody I don't know who it is,

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Speaker 2: but I'm just guessing somebody done broke winning. I ain't

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Speaker 2: getting in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, hey, excuse us black people make for not

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Speaker 4: to swim. Where y'all keep the floutest. I don't see

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Speaker 4: no floating. I can't get in there without floating.

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Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right, all right. Excuses black

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Speaker 5: people make not to get in a swimming pool. You

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Speaker 5: know what, dog, I was gonna get in I was,

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Speaker 5: but my excellent the flat up. And you know if

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Speaker 5: I get everybody gonna get eggs if I get in there.

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Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to

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Speaker 5: get ignit because I got it bad. Yeah, this this

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Speaker 5: exmen here different, this different.

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Speaker 3: Excuses Black people used to not get into swimming pool.

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Speaker 3: I go in with y'all. But black people allergic to chlorine.

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Speaker 1: We don't.

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Speaker 3: Don't care for them.

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Speaker 2: All right, excuses black people make so they don't have

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Speaker 2: to get into pool. See if I get in the water,

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Speaker 2: my fake jured will turn color. See I don't need

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Speaker 2: to get in the water, so I.

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Speaker 1: Can work that worked like that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the angry black people, why they don't get in

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Speaker 4: the pool. We ain't like the boat ride over here,

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Speaker 4: come on close.

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Speaker 3: Excuses black people are used not to get in the

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Speaker 3: swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but

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Speaker 3: I like more of a racial mix in the water.

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Speaker 3: Racial mix in the water I like more like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: fifty fifty half white, half flat. And then I'll get in.

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