Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser, Here's Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello here I am. It's a Nicki Glazer podcast. Welcome
Speaker 3: to it. Good fair listener, It's I'm Nikki. Brian Frangie
Speaker 3: is not here with us because he's driving picture and
Speaker 3: like still driving mountain.
Speaker 4: I see him like going around to turn, like trying
Speaker 4: to avoid a mountain sleet.
Speaker 1: Like a little tiny car.
Speaker 3: Yes, with all of their stuff packed, like they're moving
Speaker 3: across the country. But it's like they're just driving to
Speaker 3: their wedding location, which I'm going to tomorrow. But why
Speaker 3: did they get there? How many days do you have
Speaker 3: to be there before wedding?
Speaker 2: Didn't he just get there yesterday?
Speaker 3: Okay maybe, but he's getting married Saturday. I would be like,
Speaker 3: let's get in Friday.
Speaker 4: God on my stomach just flipped because I'm getting married
Speaker 4: on a Saturday. I'm getting married on a Sunday, and
Speaker 4: I am just getting there on I think when am
Speaker 4: I getting there on a Saturday?
Speaker 2: We're having dinner on Saturday before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I think he's probably just going up there to hike
Speaker 3: and stuff and they're having a bigger wedding than you are.
Speaker 2: I think, Okay, good, that relieves me.
Speaker 4: I just am having like a daytime springtime lunch that
Speaker 4: I also happen to be getting married at with a
Speaker 4: small coterie of friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: So it's not as I don't understand going up early,
Speaker 3: but I'm sure it makes sense. I'm sure they're doing
Speaker 3: something that is necessary. I never understand getting early to anything.
Speaker 5: It could also be that Ali's family and Brian's family
Speaker 5: are not in the same location and it's just a
Speaker 5: way for them to do activities together all hang out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he's setting up a huge tint just in
Speaker 2: case it rains.
Speaker 1: I just want to see him doing manual labor. Is
Speaker 1: going to rain all weekend.
Speaker 2: It's unfortunate and it's an outdoor.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know what we're gonna do. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm fine with it, but it's not my wedding.
Speaker 4: If Taylor Swift can do it, typhoon, I.
Speaker 2: Think I get marry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Didn't he say he doesn't care if it rains? Was
Speaker 1: that him? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What is it called in that New York Times thing?
Speaker 4: When it rains on your wedding day, it's like the
Speaker 4: devil the devil had sex with your grandma or something.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, that was something Carlyle said the New York
Speaker 3: The New York Times thing.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's an article.
Speaker 3: It was a quiz to place you, uh geography, geographically
Speaker 3: vigienal accents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 3: Said if it's rains, when it's sonny out, it's like
Speaker 3: called the devil beats its wife.
Speaker 5: And I think that's what Carlos, Yeah, that's what. That's
Speaker 5: where I heard it.
Speaker 3: It's so strange and like it's also we have like
Speaker 3: wife the wife beaters.
Speaker 1: The fact that we just call them like a tank
Speaker 1: top is so funny. We don't even think about it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pair this with like a cute white bead.
Speaker 2: What the fuck, man, it's really fucked up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna wear my infanticide shorts and
Speaker 3: pair it with a cute like uh, you know, uh,
Speaker 3: what's the.
Speaker 1: What's the god?
Speaker 3: I can't even think of other murders, my molestation moccasin
Speaker 3: and my suicide and my suicide.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of belts could do that. Some have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people that they think commits suicide are
Speaker 1: just trying to jerk off, you know what.
Speaker 2: Yes, and a lot of her tried choking thing that.
Speaker 3: I mean, have you I've never tied anything around my
Speaker 3: neck to like choke myself, but yeah, I've been choked
Speaker 3: in during sex.
Speaker 2: Is it great?
Speaker 1: I'm a millennial.
Speaker 3: Someone had a joke online the other day that was
Speaker 3: like she was like, I'm not from America.
Speaker 1: She was like she choked and she was like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I thought he was going to strangle me.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 3: We were just making the on couch and he went
Speaker 3: to grab my neck. I forget who it was. I'm
Speaker 3: I'm not giving you credit.
Speaker 4: Katy.
Speaker 1: Oh, really good job.
Speaker 2: I think I follow her too. She's a funny. It's
Speaker 2: just a weird American surprise something.
Speaker 3: She because you would think someone's going to kill you
Speaker 3: if they start just throttling your neck. But that is
Speaker 3: like a normal thing now you see all the time,
Speaker 3: and it's You've never once had any pressure on your.
Speaker 1: Neck during sex. Anya, I can't believe this.
Speaker 2: I can't either. What I just tried it the other day.
Speaker 3: It's like the only way so delicate, really, I can
Speaker 3: see any into that.
Speaker 2: Wait, so are you doing it? Do you ever do
Speaker 2: it to yourself and yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I probably I probably don't.
Speaker 3: Even notice I'm doing it. Do it to myself while
Speaker 3: I'm masturbating. I mean, I can think I know where
Speaker 3: you're going with this.
Speaker 4: So how do you do it when you're doing so
Speaker 4: many other things with your hands?
Speaker 3: I don't know the have done into myself, but I
Speaker 3: guess I would, or it's not out of the question.
Speaker 3: But yeah, And it's the trick is you don't actually squeeze,
Speaker 3: you just squeeze, you just put you just place it
Speaker 3: there and from there.
Speaker 1: If I'm talking to men or women who you.
Speaker 3: Know, are with people who want to be choked, also,
Speaker 3: it's not like you actually choke them that can really
Speaker 3: damage stuff. And it's the sides of the neck where
Speaker 3: like the blood flow is you just kind of put
Speaker 3: your little bit of pressure on there and if you
Speaker 3: block the blood flow. There's just something so hot about.
Speaker 1: Not being able to fucking read when you're trying to
Speaker 1: come Yeah, do you understand this? Noah?
Speaker 5: So I get choked all the time in jiu jitsu,
Speaker 5: and you know, like you have to tap out of
Speaker 5: it otherwise you'd pass out.
Speaker 1: What meant? Yeah? Yeah, so right, you shot all over
Speaker 1: to Mohanda the other day, I thought of you, Matto Mohanda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to.
Speaker 5: So basically it's just like you like start seeing a
Speaker 5: little bit of like white and like like stars, you.
Speaker 3: See the light. Yeah, you start seeing. God starts to
Speaker 3: be like come here, come to your grandmother. She's waiting
Speaker 3: for you. And then you come and you go and
Speaker 3: then you.
Speaker 1: Live sixty more years. But you almost get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you see start to steal a twinkle or like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it just gets like like a little like fuzzy and
Speaker 3: then you have to tap otherwise you will pass out.
Speaker 1: You won't be dead, but you're cutting off oxygen your
Speaker 1: brain mat. Yeah, on the mat. But do you in
Speaker 1: in the in the sex do you ever? I like it?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't want to be choked like I am in
Speaker 5: jiu jitsu during sex. But I like the forced woes
Speaker 5: that it implies, just the hole.
Speaker 3: There, like the whole like you're gonna, I'm gonna just
Speaker 3: like to be used as I like to be holes
Speaker 3: and I like to be like used like I don't
Speaker 3: like to be if I happen to come like I
Speaker 3: want that to be like I'm in trouble for doing that,
Speaker 3: Like I'm just a futon like that someone's humping like
Speaker 3: I want to be. I don't know what that setish is.
Speaker 3: It's probably like projectifying myself. Literally, I don't know what
Speaker 3: that is, but I, like most of my fantasies always
Speaker 3: gear towards like whenever my partner's trying to like actually
Speaker 3: give me pleasure, I'm like take that out of the equation,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not someone who deserves it or needs it.
Speaker 1: I am just something that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, successful people like they're so used to being fans.
Speaker 1: I was like, probably there's something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I think people that are successful and revered
Speaker 4: probably want to be treated like shit sometimes because they're
Speaker 4: so sick of all the yes men around them and
Speaker 4: you know, can I get you a water? Can?
Speaker 3: I sure there's something to that, but I think that
Speaker 3: most successful people secretly think they're pieces of shit, and
Speaker 3: so they want that acted out in their fans. Like
Speaker 3: they can't admit it to anyone because then they would
Speaker 3: be their empire would topple, even though I and I
Speaker 3: talk about it constantly that I don't like myself, but
Speaker 3: they will, so they can only let it out there
Speaker 3: where they truly feel who what their mom told them
Speaker 3: they were or whatever.
Speaker 1: They can let it out in there, because it's like.
Speaker 3: When you say things when you're having sex, you don't
Speaker 3: follow up and talk about them outside.
Speaker 1: Like it's just a it's a safe space.
Speaker 3: It's almost like a therapist office where you can kind
Speaker 3: of let out things that if we both have this
Speaker 3: tacit agreement during sex, not just I'm not talking about
Speaker 3: me and my partner, but like we collectively where it's
Speaker 3: like we say things and they're not going to get
Speaker 3: brought up outside of this, you know, like you don't
Speaker 3: have to hold me to anything I say in here,
Speaker 3: and so I can kind of let out all of
Speaker 3: my deepest fears or insecurities about myself and get treated
Speaker 3: like a dumbcum war but just needs dix and come
Speaker 3: and that's all that I live off of.
Speaker 1: That's so stupid. Like Connor, he just lives up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, doesn't need love. He's just what does he live?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the brother in succession, He's like, I'm like a
Speaker 3: I'm like a tree that lives off the insects that
Speaker 3: die inside it.
Speaker 1: I don't need love. You guys are a little.
Speaker 3: Love sponges and I have learned how to adapt to
Speaker 3: not having love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like being that, But for Conne.
Speaker 4: I'm learning to adapt to a life without succession. It's
Speaker 4: been depressing.
Speaker 2: I have to say, yeah it is.
Speaker 3: I'm like searching every night to find a new thing.
Speaker 3: I did watch Tar the other night based on your
Speaker 3: recommendation on you and like everyone's recommendation it tar.
Speaker 1: It's uh. Her name is Lydia Tar. I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I wish they would have named it something different because
Speaker 3: it just sounds like some I don't know, it just
Speaker 3: didn't sound appealing to me. The tar with like a
Speaker 3: weird oumlat that not even like an accent over the a.
Speaker 3: But she is a composer. She's a maestra instead of maestro,
Speaker 3: because I guess it's they change it if you're a
Speaker 3: lady with a stick, and she is the most prolific
Speaker 3: maestro or maestra that's like literally ever lived, like up
Speaker 3: there with Gershwin in this world that we're living in,
Speaker 3: and you know, she's she's done movie scores. She's e
Speaker 3: gott it essentially, she has egot it in the movie
Speaker 3: like she's just the most renowned, most upheld and just
Speaker 3: the smartest and she does speak like this. Immediately you
Speaker 3: are struck by how she talks. It is like this
Speaker 3: isn't it Anya.
Speaker 2: Yes, starring Kate Blanchette.
Speaker 3: She is a lesbian wardrobe yes, and perfect skin and
Speaker 3: perfect hair and just a perfect vocabulary and the way
Speaker 3: she talks, and she's she does like special lectures, and
Speaker 3: she's written a book and she's on a book tour.
Speaker 3: And then it's about how she kind of it's about
Speaker 3: how she's essentially gets me too. You know, she's like
Speaker 3: this powerful lesbian who has taken in young girls and
Speaker 3: like under her wing and mentored them and surrounded herself
Speaker 3: with like a bevy of young girls. And she and
Speaker 3: it kind of comes out that she might be doing
Speaker 3: some twisted shit and she's a slaty person.
Speaker 1: She's amazing. Cate Blanchett is incredible.
Speaker 3: She learned German for this, she learned how to play
Speaker 3: piano and like, she's incredible.
Speaker 1: She's so, she's so the character.
Speaker 3: You don't question that this person is an actor even
Speaker 3: for a second. It's just next level stuff. Can I
Speaker 3: just say also though, that, like I'm obsessed with Kate
Speaker 3: Blanchette as an actress I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not a caplan. When people are fans of actors,
Speaker 3: you need to check yourself, Like, I don't understand people
Speaker 3: who are like I love like I guess, like, if
Speaker 3: you like someone's acting, that makes sense if you're like,
Speaker 3: I want to see everything this person is in. But
Speaker 3: if you like saw them in the street and were like,
Speaker 3: I want to have dinner with this person.
Speaker 1: You don't. They're actors.
Speaker 3: They're like boring, They're obsessed with this one thing, they're
Speaker 3: good at this one thing. They don't reveal anything about
Speaker 3: themselves ever to you. You don't really know who Margot
Speaker 3: Robbie is at all. And yes, am I saying this
Speaker 3: as someone who's revealed way more of myself than these actors?
Speaker 1: Yes? Is this me tooting my own horn a little bit? Yes?
Speaker 3: I don't feel like they should be upheld. Do you know, Like,
Speaker 3: if you ask most people like who are the five
Speaker 3: people you'd want to have dinner with, they've listened a
Speaker 3: bunch of actors who would bore the fuck out of
Speaker 3: you talking about their technique. Bradley Cooper, do you really
Speaker 3: want to hang out with him? Do you know anything
Speaker 3: about him other than maybe a couple like anecdotes he's
Speaker 3: told on the colbar couch that make him seem relatable.
Speaker 3: That was highly rehearsed and produced by a producer.
Speaker 1: You don't know these people at all.
Speaker 3: There are some actors Jason Bateman who has a podcast.
Speaker 3: Any actor who is a podcast and it actually lets
Speaker 3: you in on who they are, then maybe you can
Speaker 3: really like like them and be like, I'm such a
Speaker 3: fan of them. But most actors pass man like I
Speaker 3: don't want to even I don't I like your work.
Speaker 4: Have you ever met an actor and kind of had
Speaker 4: this shock afterwards that they're saying so yes, so you
Speaker 4: thought they were yes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, can't you act like an interesting person?
Speaker 3: You are?
Speaker 1: You play one on screen? How did you know?
Speaker 3: You meet someone on Riyah who is like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: he's so handsome and he's you watch all this stuff
Speaker 3: and you're like, he's so adorable, and then you meet
Speaker 3: them in person, You're like, he's so lame and he
Speaker 3: takes acting so seriously when it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: You're playing make believe. There's no difference between you.
Speaker 3: And like a kid on a playground seeing like this
Speaker 3: is school, I'm the teacher. Like, what, but actors are
Speaker 3: don't you think is there anything to this? I'm just
Speaker 3: confused when people like worship act musicians, I feel like
Speaker 3: give you a little bit more of a sense of
Speaker 3: who they are, But actors.
Speaker 1: Aren't really writing. I think it's because.
Speaker 5: Musicians like help you feel your feelings, so you get
Speaker 5: like emotionally connected to them. But I totally agree with you,
Speaker 5: and maybe you know not to like humble brag or whatever,
Speaker 5: but just like working in radio and meeting actors and
Speaker 5: stuff on press tours, I just was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: not really you know, they're nice people, but I'm not
Speaker 5: really impressed and I'm not gonna like worship them. There's
Speaker 5: just something icky about worshiping another humans worship them.
Speaker 3: I used to worship like Dawson's Creek and Katie Holmes
Speaker 3: and like all these Jennifer Aniston, I hear, she's a
Speaker 3: good hang, Okay, fine, that's great. Like I'm not all
Speaker 3: of them are awful by no means. Henry Winkler remember
Speaker 3: when he came into studio, he was a fucking joke. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there are some that are like truly great humans and
Speaker 3: interesting off camera, but I don't I just I think
Speaker 3: we should, and I'm not asking people to give a
Speaker 3: shit about me. I'm just I'm so much more interested
Speaker 3: in comedians and people who are sharing of themsel you in, but.
Speaker 1: Also not self help people on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Oh no, more of these people who are sharing, who
Speaker 3: are trying to get you to live a better life.
Speaker 1: I'm just so sick of it. I'm muting them all.
Speaker 3: I don't want any of it of like the Keys
Speaker 3: to a Good Day waking up at first, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just gonna send you that tod I can't you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean.
Speaker 1: Like these I've talked about them before.
Speaker 3: They annoy me, and sometimes you get little nuggets of
Speaker 3: like wow, that's really inspirational. But this girl the other day,
Speaker 3: I send it to you Anya.
Speaker 2: You saw that girl all morning.
Speaker 4: Guys, I just want to remind you, here's your daily
Speaker 4: reminder to take ten minutes outside under the sun, out
Speaker 4: in the real world before you get on with your
Speaker 4: busy day. You might think it's not important to get
Speaker 4: this vitamin D and connect with nature, but it's the
Speaker 4: most important thing he'll do today.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: It did making me sending this to you to make
Speaker 3: fun of it did get me to actually today take
Speaker 3: the long walk home from Starbucks to get a little
Speaker 3: bit more sun and not be on my phone and
Speaker 3: like breathe.
Speaker 1: But I was setting Starbucks. I was Starbucks, just like laying.
Speaker 3: I was going into a deposition hearing I was stressed out,
Speaker 3: stressed sipping Starbucks, chugged it, you know, a whole VENTI
Speaker 3: extra hot by the end of the block. But I
Speaker 3: did go the long way to soak up the sun
Speaker 3: and take that extra ten minutes.
Speaker 1: But my annoyance with that clip was.
Speaker 6: The fact that she posted She's gonna see I know
Speaker 6: someone's gonna see this and send it to her and
Speaker 6: then it's gonna be like, hey, I really didn't appreciate
Speaker 6: that you called like I actually was trying to help people.
Speaker 1: I know you were, girl. I actually think your heart
Speaker 1: is in the right place. Mine is not.
Speaker 3: Mine is not so I can't stomach it.
Speaker 1: But to the left, if you.
Speaker 3: See the yeah, if yeah, it's my heart is like
Speaker 3: her doctor has actually said something to come out like
Speaker 3: a yeah. She posted this and then she showed that
Speaker 3: like you should schedule it every day in your calendar.
Speaker 1: That was the point that I annoyed me are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? This wasn't wearing my readers. No, there was square.
Speaker 3: Oh yes you So within this video, which I did
Speaker 3: actually benefit from, I was like, I do need to
Speaker 3: soak up the sun a little bit more. There was
Speaker 3: a screen grab of her calendar that day, okay, and
Speaker 3: it said ten minutes of like suntime or whatever. But
Speaker 3: then she didn't crop it in a way that she
Speaker 3: cropped it in a way that you could still see
Speaker 3: some other stuff she had on the calendar, and it
Speaker 3: was like, you know, meeting with my book editor an hour,
Speaker 3: and then it was like meeting to come up with
Speaker 3: tour merch designs approval of editing, like and there was
Speaker 3: just three other meetings on there that you could see
Speaker 3: within a three hour span that if you are looking
Speaker 3: at that, you feel like shit about yourself. Because I
Speaker 3: literally looked at my calendar and I go, I had
Speaker 3: so much to do yesterday, I had tons to do,
Speaker 3: but I felt worthless. That made me feel worse about
Speaker 3: myself than it did make me feel better. And I
Speaker 3: think most of this self help stuff is always laced
Speaker 3: with like I'm better than you, bitch, and this is
Speaker 3: my life, and I'm guessing I'm guessing that I know
Speaker 3: she posted that calendar to show us how busy she was,
Speaker 3: which is okay.
Speaker 1: We have to.
Speaker 3: Brag otherwise people don't know what we're doing. Yesterday I
Speaker 3: was at the Muni, which is an eleven thousand seat
Speaker 3: outdoor got a theater to go see the musical, The
Speaker 3: Carol King Musical Beautiful, and I went with Chris, my
Speaker 3: boyfriend and his mom, and she got us tickets. It
Speaker 3: was so lovely. But I got there and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Chris, take a picture of me with
Speaker 3: this sold out eleven thousand seater or outdoor.
Speaker 1: P okay, take a picture with me.
Speaker 3: And we were kind of in the front, so it
Speaker 3: looked like I was like maybe on stage, and I go,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna post. We forgot to do it. But I
Speaker 3: was like, I wish I would have done it. I
Speaker 3: want to post sold out in Birmingham. Love you guys,
Speaker 3: and who the fuck would ever question that? No one
Speaker 3: people would just go she's selling out in Birmingham. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start doing this. I'm gonna start subtly bragging in
Speaker 3: my post. I want everyone who listens to the show
Speaker 3: to know I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I only have the best season be in onto the joke.
Speaker 2: That's the genies.
Speaker 3: I'll let me hashtag it with something so everyone knows
Speaker 3: when I know what i'm doing. Just hashtag SB subtle brag.
Speaker 3: Oh that's humble brag. Yeah, I'll just hashtag it HB.
Speaker 3: But no, no, no, it's it's not a humble brag.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to do this. I'm I'm literally trying
Speaker 3: to manipulate the system to show you that bragging will
Speaker 3: get me like more things, and I want you to
Speaker 3: know that I'm in on it.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't done that humble brag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good, f HB, FHB. Okay, I'll write F
Speaker 3: I'll try to remember to do that. People will just
Speaker 3: be like, this is a great one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, that was really mean. I'm just braging
Speaker 1: and that is my Well.
Speaker 4: This is like what j Loo and famous people do
Speaker 4: to find out who in their camp is a mole.
Speaker 4: They start feeding fake stories to people in their inner circle,
Speaker 4: and then if it gets to the inquirer, they're like,
Speaker 4: all right, I know exactly.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's really good.
Speaker 3: That's like when you do a you sign up for
Speaker 3: things and they give your email and you give you
Speaker 3: have an email account that's just for if they sell
Speaker 3: your date, like to those things. And then Chris sees
Speaker 3: or he has like a fake name, so if he
Speaker 3: ever gets spam mail or something that's like to crunch
Speaker 3: Convy or whatever, he's like, oh, this person sold my data.
Speaker 3: Not that he can keep track, but it's a good idea.
Speaker 3: But I was said to Chris, I was like, what
Speaker 3: town should I say I'm in because it's like outdoor summertime,
Speaker 3: And he was like, Birmingham is perfect because I don't
Speaker 3: tour there. I don't have enough fans in the Birmingham area.
Speaker 3: I never would tour there. I don't think it's okay,
Speaker 3: then I'm not and most people would not question. No
Speaker 3: one's gonna your tour dates are Also if if someone goes,
Speaker 3: was NICKI really in Birmingham? If you go to Niki
Speaker 3: Laser dot com, it's only my current tour dates, So
Speaker 3: if I was there last night, it's not listed anymore,
Speaker 3: you're not gonna find it.
Speaker 4: It would be eleven Thousandingham.
Speaker 7: It is hilarious, burning sold it out.
Speaker 1: I'm cheyser baby.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll take a bag and be back up to
Speaker 3: the all right, we're back. I just sprayed some of
Speaker 3: my daily throat spray immune support bee keepers natural.
Speaker 1: I got all this ship from my throat. None of
Speaker 1: it works.
Speaker 3: It's just no, it's just always irritated. None of my
Speaker 3: subliminal messaging to myself about being the best singer in
Speaker 3: the world is happening because I cannot sing. I haven't
Speaker 3: been able to sing for a week and a half,
Speaker 3: two weeks at this point, I cancel my lesson today.
Speaker 1: It sucks.
Speaker 5: You feel like there's something that needs to be said
Speaker 5: that you aren't saying in your personal life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because yes, Noah, thank you for saying much. Strang
Speaker 3: Chris no more. I mean, yeah, that might be ima.
Speaker 3: My dad's a singer and talks a lot. He never
Speaker 3: has any issues with his voice. I won't I won't
Speaker 3: say never, but it's I don't remember any time in
Speaker 3: my childhood where my dad couldn't sing or had to
Speaker 3: take any time off. And this happens to me constantly.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get choked up even talking about it because
Speaker 3: it just sucks.
Speaker 1: Because it is.
Speaker 3: It is a reflection of like you're not saying something
Speaker 3: that's locked inside of you, like your throat chakra or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm fucked. I don't know how to fix it.
Speaker 3: And and if you try to take time off, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm getting emotional.
Speaker 1: If you take time off.
Speaker 3: No one believed, no one believes you that you can't
Speaker 3: really like hang out, so your social life gets diminished
Speaker 3: because that's what has to go first. So you can't
Speaker 3: talk anymore, people kind of even don't believe you. I
Speaker 3: went to the concert last night. I was supposed to
Speaker 3: go to dinner with Chris and his mom, and I
Speaker 3: canceled on that because I was like, I can't talk,
Speaker 3: and she's like, well, I was gonna get a tickets
Speaker 3: to this musical and I was like, well, I can
Speaker 3: go to that because I can't talk. But it seems
Speaker 3: like I was just like lying, like that sounds more
Speaker 3: fun than a dinner, I'll go to that. And I'm
Speaker 3: talking at the musical because people are talking to me.
Speaker 3: What do I say? I can't So it just sucks.
Speaker 3: And all I want to do is sing. I don't
Speaker 3: want to talk, and I can't do that at all,
Speaker 3: and it just blow. I can't even sing along to
Speaker 3: music in the shower. It just blows. I'm just feeling
Speaker 3: sorry for myself a little bit, just letting that out.
Speaker 3: And then last night I had a drea like I
Speaker 3: always have this recurring dream. Well, last night was really rough.
Speaker 3: I had a dream I was raped and I was
Speaker 3: watching it. Oh my gosh, I was watching my own
Speaker 3: rape and then two and two people were doing it.
Speaker 3: It was like him and another guy, and I was
Speaker 3: gonna report it. I was watching myself. I don't know
Speaker 3: who knows what this even means. Well I might, because
Speaker 3: in the middle of the night I googled dream watching
Speaker 3: your own rape, and then I fell asleep as I
Speaker 3: was reading the fucking bot description.
Speaker 1: All these dreams and are written by bots. None of
Speaker 1: it makes any sense.
Speaker 3: And so yeah, there's obviously something going on with me
Speaker 3: psychologically that I am needing to process because I got
Speaker 3: raped in my dream last night and it was really
Speaker 3: ongoing and it was long, and it turned into this
Speaker 3: whole episode where his girlfriend found out about it and
Speaker 3: she was going to cover it up to and I
Speaker 3: knew I wasn't going to be believed.
Speaker 1: There was no way.
Speaker 3: For whatever reason, I woke up with this feeling of
Speaker 3: like and this person. I was like, if I ever
Speaker 3: meet them again, I this will be so lasting with
Speaker 3: me that they raped me, that even though this person
Speaker 3: did not rape me in real life, not even close,
Speaker 3: I will never I'll be disgusted with them if I
Speaker 3: see them, like this is going to solidify it that
Speaker 3: I will never want to have this person in my
Speaker 3: life again.
Speaker 2: And it was just the person in the dream is
Speaker 2: someone you actually know?
Speaker 1: Yes, the person who raped me is someone I know?
Speaker 4: And what do they mean to you? Obviously anonymous? But like,
Speaker 4: what what are your true feelings about this betrayal daily life?
Speaker 3: And like just yeah, I guess betrayal and just me
Speaker 3: being stupid and like all of those things unfinished, like anger,
Speaker 3: repressed anger that I haven't gotten to express, and just
Speaker 3: feeling like an idiot and feeling like I'm the one
Speaker 3: who's like the joke and I always encounter him and
Speaker 3: his little cohort that I feel like I'm the idiot.
Speaker 3: I always encounter them in dreams and I never win.
Speaker 3: They always win. I never This story never finishes the
Speaker 3: way I used to want it to finish. This is
Speaker 3: all based on something that happened that I wanted to
Speaker 3: finish a certain way in my true life.
Speaker 1: Now I do not.
Speaker 3: Want that I'm so glad it didn't finish that way,
Speaker 3: but it reoccurs, and then I always think in the dream,
Speaker 3: like this is my dream, I get to finally have
Speaker 3: this goal the way I wanted to.
Speaker 1: It never ever goes that way.
Speaker 3: They always end up laughing at me and I get
Speaker 3: physically hurt in some way.
Speaker 1: And last night was raped. What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Man? And I won't crying and like shaking and like
Speaker 3: so distraught that I was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: that really felt real, Like that was no, that was
Speaker 3: no nonsense, man, Like that was a.
Speaker 1: Different kind of dream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like I mean, I'm not comparing it
Speaker 3: to what actual victims feel, but man, I was in it.
Speaker 1: It was and I was.
Speaker 3: Watching it, which I do believe is like a thing
Speaker 3: that happens to people. Like I'm not talking like at
Speaker 3: all like I was raped. Please don't misconstrue what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I had a dream that I was It's like that
Speaker 3: Uber driver that I met that said that he met
Speaker 3: Jesus and he's like it was a dream. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think you met Jesus, but it just felt
Speaker 3: it was it was wild.
Speaker 1: And so you've been.
Speaker 4: Violated in some way in your real life, and your
Speaker 4: subconscious feels like you have these unexpressed feelings. It's like
Speaker 4: what you were just saying about your throat chakra. You
Speaker 4: cannot get the stuff out or you feel like you're
Speaker 4: not allowed to express yourself, and even in a dream
Speaker 4: and expressing.
Speaker 3: I fucking have a podcast where I say I want
Speaker 3: to kill myself sometimes, Like how what is?
Speaker 1: It's probably.
Speaker 5: It's something unresolved and in our dreams, Like the reason
Speaker 5: we have dreams is because our brain is trying to
Speaker 5: purge these thoughts. And it could just be like your
Speaker 5: brain trying to get rid of this issue between you
Speaker 5: and this person. But yeah, just keeps getting locked in
Speaker 5: because it's unresolved.
Speaker 3: Kind of, it's it's it's it's bizarre. And I do
Speaker 3: believe in dream analysis to like let you know what's
Speaker 3: going on in your life. So I'm not saying it's
Speaker 3: not that, but I just don't know what's locked inside
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 4: I just my dad, who's a dream analyst. That was
Speaker 4: what he taught in university was dream research. And he
Speaker 4: called me the other day and was like, I had
Speaker 4: the most bizarre dream and I cannot figure it out
Speaker 4: and then he told it to me. I'm like, this
Speaker 4: is so easy. It's this, this, this and this, and
Speaker 4: he was like, oh my god, you blew my mind.
Speaker 4: Like he has all these unresolved. She's with his dad
Speaker 4: and he dreamt that his dad came back to life
Speaker 4: where they were talking and he's My dad is saying
Speaker 4: to his dad like, I can't believe you've been alive
Speaker 4: this whole time, and his dad's like, yeah, I've been
Speaker 4: living in Romeo, Michigan this whole time.
Speaker 2: Where have you been.
Speaker 4: You never come to visit me, You visited your mother,
Speaker 4: you never come to visit me. And my dad's like,
Speaker 4: I tried, I tried twenty times to find you. I've
Speaker 4: never anyway. So I'm analyzing this dream and my dad
Speaker 4: I go, your name is Jerome, you were called Romeo
Speaker 4: growing up, Romeo, Michigan. Your dad's saying, I've been here
Speaker 4: the whole time.
Speaker 2: He's saying, I've been inside. I'm in Romeo.
Speaker 4: He's inside you, he's always there. He's waiting to connect
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 2: And I go.
Speaker 4: Also, your dad was emotionally unavailable, So you're saying in
Speaker 4: your dream, I've tried that you're.
Speaker 3: Doing dream analysis with your dad, and everything comes back
Speaker 3: to your dad, Like when you bring a dream to
Speaker 3: your dad, is he is he always just kind of
Speaker 3: like trying to tiptoe around the fact that it's about him,
Speaker 3: Like does he ever acknowledge?
Speaker 1: Like does he know about dad issues? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Isn't most stuff? Like isn't most stuff about your dad?
Speaker 2: Like stuff is about you and your dream?
Speaker 4: Like you are the rapist, you are Nikki, you are
Speaker 4: Nikki watching.
Speaker 1: I'm the rapist. You could be, I could be.
Speaker 3: That's not the way I want it to go.
Speaker 4: Usually your subconscious is trying to integrate stuff, so you're
Speaker 4: healing something within yourself. It sounds like maybe you think
Speaker 4: there's a part of it, is it? Does any part
Speaker 4: of you feel like you sold yourself out with this situation?
Speaker 3: Like not that situation, No, no, if anything, I felt
Speaker 3: like I was very authentic and like did for the
Speaker 3: first time like what I wanted and didn't give a
Speaker 3: fuck and was like I felt probably more myself than
Speaker 3: ever regarding that situation, or felt like a woman. You know.
Speaker 2: So the Nikki in the.
Speaker 4: Dream who's watching Nikki get raped? God, what's she doing?
Speaker 4: Are you actually in the room or are you just.
Speaker 1: Mean skinny pop.
Speaker 3: I'm like choker, choker a little bit. This will turn around,
Speaker 3: She'll start liking it.
Speaker 2: You got, you're heeled.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I was doing. All I know
Speaker 3: is it was a night of like struggles to sleep,
Speaker 3: and then I woke up and I was bleeding, you know,
Speaker 3: like it's a period pre period. I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: think that's all of it. Because my old you know,
Speaker 3: abusive therapist, my abusive doctor, abusive.
Speaker 1: She used to say that when you say, like I'm
Speaker 1: on my period, like I'm really fucking upset right now.
Speaker 3: It's like it's all your emotions are still what is
Speaker 3: inside you, it's just being expressed. There's no more walls up.
Speaker 3: The damn is broke because you're on your period. It's
Speaker 3: not because your period's giving you these feelings. Those are
Speaker 3: still inside you, regardless of if your periods, they're not.
Speaker 3: So this whole excuse of like you're whacka do because
Speaker 3: your period, Yes, it might be heightened and it might
Speaker 3: come out like whosh, but that's it's not to don't
Speaker 3: invalidate your feelings because you're on your period.
Speaker 1: Just know that they're heightened for an she had some
Speaker 1: really good points.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think I got a lot out
Speaker 3: of this, lady. I'm not a beauty. I'll never be
Speaker 3: a model, Thank god.
Speaker 1: I'm not a model.
Speaker 3: Models hate themselves. Models are the most miserable people in
Speaker 3: the world. I always come back to that. But you're
Speaker 3: not a beauty and you never were. Your dad told
Speaker 3: you were beautiful at a young age. You didn't trust him,
Speaker 3: so that like you knew you weren't because no one
Speaker 3: else said it. So why would that be? Why would
Speaker 3: your dad know this thing that wasn't true? So you'll
Speaker 3: never trust your father?
Speaker 1: Okay, I tell you what I said. That's a pretty
Speaker 1: good one. Though.
Speaker 3: I was a smart enough kid to be like I know,
Speaker 3: I'm not a knockout like this is. I see girls
Speaker 3: that are knockouts. I see what happens when they live
Speaker 3: their life. I see the compliments they get. I'm constantly
Speaker 3: observing what other people get and I don't.
Speaker 1: It's like my superposer.
Speaker 4: Your dad authentically believed you were beautiful, yes, because he
Speaker 4: saw the beauty in you.
Speaker 3: Yes, But I couldn't trust him because he did not
Speaker 3: line up with what everyone It'd be like saying like
Speaker 3: the sky is green, and I'm like, I know he
Speaker 3: believes that, but he's wrong, and so I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: trust any exactly. I can't trust anything else he says
Speaker 3: good about me because he's so off about this thing,
Speaker 3: and it's true. Like he I would bring home like
Speaker 3: a painting or something from art class, and he'd frame
Speaker 3: it and be like, you're a genius. He would literally
Speaker 3: say that, and I go, well, this can't be true
Speaker 3: because no one in my art, no one at school
Speaker 3: is putting this on a wall, you know, Like there's
Speaker 3: a lot of people that are coming to like are
Speaker 3: touching this art or seeing it. It's getting in front
Speaker 3: of them, Principles aren't putting it up. No one's really
Speaker 3: recognizing it. So you start to just go, well, this,
Speaker 3: I can't really the one person who believes in me,
Speaker 3: I can't trust him because and so I hate this
Speaker 3: whole idea of like, if there's one person no believes
Speaker 3: in you, they're probably your dad, and they probably are
Speaker 3: delusional and they love you because they have to, and
Speaker 3: they see beauty in you because you kind of look
Speaker 3: like them, and they might be a little bit of
Speaker 3: a narcissist, like we all are. Sorry, Dad, and he
Speaker 3: loves me. Anything I do he loves So do you
Speaker 3: relate to that, like when your parents are like you're amazing,
Speaker 3: Like you couldn't really trust.
Speaker 1: I was just like.
Speaker 5: It was always like so, I don't know which is worse. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was like anything I did was not good enough.
Speaker 5: It's like unless you're a doctor. And I'm like, I'm eight, Okay,
Speaker 5: well that's so sad. I'm gonna be a podcast. I
Speaker 5: can't imagine saying those things.
Speaker 4: My mom is behind me and I would walk home
Speaker 4: from school. I remember being seven or eight and she
Speaker 4: was going which means what a beauty. Look at that.
Speaker 4: She would always be like, look at that posture. She
Speaker 4: has a neck like Audrey Hepburn.
Speaker 1: Look.
Speaker 7: But it was a little fucked up because it was
Speaker 7: like she's like you, I know, starts a creepy that
Speaker 7: follows you and you're just like okay, thank you, and
Speaker 7: then they keep walking behind you and you're like, oh God.
Speaker 2: Leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Is this coincidence or does this guy live near me?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did feel like, oh, I guess I have an amazing posture,
Speaker 4: so you believe.
Speaker 1: It for a girl.
Speaker 4: But then I had my dad on the other side
Speaker 4: being like, oh, you're gonna inherit. You know, our terrible
Speaker 4: self esteem. You're gonna inherit. Your mother's Russian knows you're
Speaker 4: gonna inherit. Like he was always putting these weird ideas
Speaker 4: in my head of his own insecurities. So I had
Speaker 4: a balance of someone who really believed in me and
Speaker 4: loved me, and my dad it was like, Oh, you're
Speaker 4: probably gonna lose all your friends, and you don't have
Speaker 4: a very strong voice, and you'll never sing at the
Speaker 4: met Oh.
Speaker 1: Wait, your dad didn't say that. That was your dentist.
Speaker 2: Okay, waiting, well, important men in my life.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm glad I can fact check that one.
Speaker 1: Thanks for your dad. So I sent you this earlier today. Anya,
Speaker 1: you didn't see it.
Speaker 3: You have like a million things I sent you in
Speaker 3: your Instagram folder to look at you're I'm like jealous
Speaker 3: of you. It's like a private Reddit feed I've made
Speaker 3: for you interesting things.
Speaker 1: No, I should have put you on all of it too.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I did it, but this one
Speaker 3: is specific to like Anya because she knows this person.
Speaker 3: I follow this like plastic surgeon and they I'll say
Speaker 3: they to protect their identity. They posted all of these
Speaker 3: photos of it before and after, and then at the
Speaker 3: very end of this caption of like highlighting what the
Speaker 3: girl wanted and then what he decided to they decided
Speaker 3: to give her, and then what is the At the
Speaker 3: very end, it says, isn't she the cutest?
Speaker 1: Can ever go see this person? Ever?
Speaker 3: I will never see a doctor that sums up an
Speaker 3: entire surgical procedure and shows before and after pictures say
Speaker 3: in the cutest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I mean, I gotta say the after is cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a chasel, but she doesn't have on harsh
Speaker 3: lipstick either, true, and yeah that lit. The lip lift
Speaker 3: is the thing to do if you're looking to get
Speaker 3: any surgery. The new thing is a lip lift. The
Speaker 3: space between your nostril and your lip is too long, probably,
Speaker 3: so you should fix it by getting the skin cut
Speaker 3: out and lift it up. And then if your lift
Speaker 3: is just lifted up a bit, that is what is
Speaker 3: pretty much setting every celebrity apart from the way you look,
Speaker 3: and you'll never be as good as them.
Speaker 2: But don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: But don't worry about it. There's some other things I
Speaker 3: sent you. I said, oh, this, this one made me laugh.
Speaker 3: You know what the Bechdel test is?
Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot what that is? A personality test.
Speaker 3: No, it's what they run through movies to see if,
Speaker 3: like a movie passes the Bechdel test. It has to
Speaker 3: have one scene where one woman and another talks to
Speaker 3: another woman and they don't talk about a man.
Speaker 1: And it's like, no movies pass it, No movies have one.
Speaker 3: All it needs is to pass the Bechdel test one
Speaker 3: scene where two women talk to each other and they're
Speaker 3: not talking about a man.
Speaker 1: And what else maybe has pass it about?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 1: Well, this one says.
Speaker 3: Someone pointed out to me that, oh my god, Becky,
Speaker 3: look at her butt passes the Bechdel test.
Speaker 1: And I haven't stopped laughing for a week.
Speaker 3: And I loved that they can be talking about a
Speaker 3: job themselves, other women anything, Yeah, exactly what else would
Speaker 3: they be talking about? And then I sent you some
Speaker 3: mean stuff of a cute dog thing, a Joan Rivers clip,
Speaker 3: and then a succession meme.
Speaker 1: So there's some really tasty treats.
Speaker 5: In there for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: This is my own personal Reddit dump. I love these.
Speaker 4: I look forward to these because I don't have notifications
Speaker 4: on so at the end of the day, I'll be like, yes,
Speaker 4: Nicky sent me a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're my newsfeed. It's fun to send stuff. But
Speaker 3: they have this trick now on Instagram where it'll be
Speaker 3: like it'll see like a vacation spot and like this
Speaker 3: beautiful water and link. It's like the first person you
Speaker 3: send this to the if you you go to your
Speaker 3: sends and you the first person that shows up to
Speaker 3: send this to is who you should go on this
Speaker 3: vacation with. But it's just a way to get people
Speaker 3: to send things to people. And it kind of works
Speaker 3: on me because I'm like, that's you. But yeah, you're
Speaker 3: my first one when I pull it up because I'm
Speaker 3: mostally sending things to you. Let me just see you're
Speaker 3: always my first. Okay, so this one, I'm I'll just
Speaker 3: do it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're my first, then Chris, then my sister, then Noah,
Speaker 3: then Noah and you, then my mom.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good list.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're first.
Speaker 4: You and Noah are a second, Matt is third, my
Speaker 4: friend Jenny is fourth. They send her a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff in China's fifth, and then the Nikki Geiser podcasts. Wait,
Speaker 4: this can't be right, because Chris Convey's seventh I've only
Speaker 4: sent him something like once.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: I went to go see a musical last night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what did beautiful?
Speaker 2: Beautiful?
Speaker 1: I so is a music like music?
Speaker 3: Is it like a play or is it just like
Speaker 3: an orchestra play with songs?
Speaker 1: Okay, musical?
Speaker 3: I think, well, I ask you rent, but I don't
Speaker 3: like I Loved Into the Woods it's my favorite musical
Speaker 3: and West Side Story, but music. I turned to Chris
Speaker 3: at one point, like maybe five minutes in and go,
Speaker 3: I gotta write a musical because the jokes are terrible.
Speaker 3: This is critically acclaimed. I mean, they're just so bad.
Speaker 3: The dialogue is off of their jokes. There's no I mean,
Speaker 3: there was one funny one where it was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've got like and she talks like Brooklyn. You know,
Speaker 3: she's like playing Carol King and so she talks like
Speaker 3: this the whole time. She really actually sounded a lot
Speaker 3: like Scherio Terry.
Speaker 1: I was like, this.
Speaker 3: Seems like the Scherio Terry biopic because she was just
Speaker 3: like moving like her and kind of just you know,
Speaker 3: jazz hands about everything, because that's a musical.
Speaker 1: They're just like that, and you know the like high
Speaker 1: kicks and Scherio Tarry.
Speaker 3: So anyway, she was like one joke that I liked
Speaker 3: was like, oh, he'll never go for girl like me.
Speaker 1: He likes girls like that. Look at her body.
Speaker 3: I got all the places that I'm supposed to be
Speaker 3: small I'm too big, and the places I'm too big
Speaker 3: that are supposed to be big or too small. It's
Speaker 3: like I got the right amount of body, it's just
Speaker 3: in the wrong places.
Speaker 1: Like it's like stoppling.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: And the median age at this eleven thousand cedar at
Speaker 3: the Muni, which I've never been to in Saint Louis,
Speaker 3: it's like it's been around forever. We said the Pledge
Speaker 3: of Allegiance or know, we sing, we sang the spars.
Speaker 3: We had to go face the flag and do the
Speaker 3: Star spangled banner before and I go, Chris, what is happening?
Speaker 3: And he was like, this is like from back, this
Speaker 3: place has been around fifty years. I'm like, so, so
Speaker 3: is like segregation, like we have to let some things go.
Speaker 1: Like I don't like this argument.
Speaker 3: Of like it's tradition, but happy to be there, and
Speaker 3: it was it was out no and and you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know what, I can get into the
Speaker 3: fucking star spangled banner. That's a sign not But then
Speaker 3: I was just thinking Trump yesterday. I was kind of
Speaker 3: feeling proud, but I was also like, we elected him,
Speaker 3: and I was just kind of going through all the
Speaker 3: emotions during the It wasn't pledge of allegiance.
Speaker 1: That would be insane. Sorry, third grade class.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I thought you were doing. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that is why it was.
Speaker 3: It was a star spangled banner, and they had to
Speaker 3: make the announcement of like if you can stand, because
Speaker 3: most of the audience couldn't. I said to Chris at
Speaker 3: one point, I go in twenty years, if you just
Speaker 3: did a click, like twenty years, everyone's dad here.
Speaker 1: Literally, no, it's that old.
Speaker 3: It's really sweet that these people go out and do
Speaker 3: this at eight fifteen at night. We were all till
Speaker 3: eleven at night. But musicals are just it was fun.
Speaker 3: The singing is amazing, like that's the hit, and she
Speaker 3: has so many hits. But you saw that musical twice.
Speaker 4: Yes, I went alone once and then I I know
Speaker 4: Carol's daughter, Louise Goffin.
Speaker 3: She's like, how did you get through it twice? Yeah,
Speaker 3: well go into your daughter and that will make you. Oh,
Speaker 3: you can absorb because she's in the daughter's like a
Speaker 3: big part of it.
Speaker 4: Well, when I told Louise, I, go have you seen beautiful?
Speaker 4: Initially she's like, no, I have no interest in seeing that.
Speaker 4: I grew up with my mother. I get it. And
Speaker 4: I was like, you got to see it. It's fucking
Speaker 4: wild and you're do you know that you're in it
Speaker 4: as a baby, like you're in all the scenes, and
Speaker 4: she just like I felt weird telling her about it.
Speaker 4: And then a few months later she's like, I'm coming
Speaker 4: to New York. I have an extra ticket. Would you
Speaker 4: come with me? I was like, I would be honored.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 4: So we're I'm watching it with her and I'm like
Speaker 4: sobbing through the entire thing because it's just so eerie
Speaker 4: and like, I know her sort of her history with
Speaker 4: her family, and you know, maybe wasn't all totally mo
Speaker 4: She's me. We met at a songwriting camp. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I was a fan of hers years ago. I loved
Speaker 4: her first record and was like, this is so good,
Speaker 4: and yeah, we wrote some songs together in Tuloom once with.
Speaker 3: I literally looked her up afterwards because I go, if
Speaker 3: she is the product of Jerry the lyricist and then
Speaker 3: Carol King the composer, she's got to be musically.
Speaker 1: Inclined, and she was. She has like a ton of
Speaker 1: stuff out.
Speaker 4: Oh she's amazing, and she's so nice and so funny
Speaker 4: and she has like a songwriting uh what's her name
Speaker 4: on a songwriting session, Louise Goffin. But yeah, it was
Speaker 4: pretty wild watching it with her, and then she was like,
Speaker 4: you're right, this was great.
Speaker 1: It is great.
Speaker 3: The music is great, and it's just fun. It's just
Speaker 3: fun to watch like the sets being moved around and
Speaker 3: like all the stuff that goes into production and like
Speaker 3: and also to hear their amazing voices.
Speaker 1: And I have to say I was just.
Speaker 3: Jealous the whole time of just like them not only
Speaker 3: being able to sing and I can't fucking do anything.
Speaker 1: My throat was burning that it started burning. Nothing was happening.
Speaker 3: I was chewing on cough drops, and I started having
Speaker 3: like a reaction to my jealousy and envy of like
Speaker 3: these young people just belting, and like, why didn't anyone
Speaker 3: take me aside and teach me to do this?
Speaker 1: I could literally be up there doing this. No one
Speaker 1: would you want to care? Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was obsessed with musical theater in high school.
Speaker 3: I mean, do I want to do it now?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I mean I would like to do I'm now I
Speaker 3: think hoping to get famous enough that someone will like
Speaker 3: cast me in something.
Speaker 1: Someday.
Speaker 2: You should do Chicago.
Speaker 1: I don't like that means at all. I went into
Speaker 1: the woods.
Speaker 3: Okay, you already know that the Baker's wife into the woods.
Speaker 3: It's an alto role. No, I can't sing right now.
Speaker 3: I thought that was like a.
Speaker 4: Wrapping part where you're like, and into the woods and
Speaker 4: this is what they wit.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would like to actually, that's the role I want.
Speaker 1: I want the role of the witch. Greens, greens and
Speaker 1: nothing but greens.
Speaker 3: Parsley pep coach doesn't tell arriusparagus and watercress and fiddle
Speaker 3: friends and let us. He said, all right, But it
Speaker 3: wasn't quite because I caught him in the autumn in
Speaker 3: the garden one night. He was robbing me, riping me,
Speaker 3: rating marugela, ripping up the rampy in my Champion, my favorite.
Speaker 3: I should have laid a spell on him right there,
Speaker 3: could have turned him into a stone or a.
Speaker 1: Dog or a chair. Ha. But I let him have
Speaker 1: the rampy and not lots to smam. But in turn,
Speaker 1: in return, however, I said, fair is fair.
Speaker 3: You should let me have the baby that your wife
Speaker 3: shall bear, and we'll call it square. So I had
Speaker 3: a brother, no, but you had a sister, So I
Speaker 3: let him out the uh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, That's that's all I remember it. But yeah, they
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 3: They did that musical in high school, and I was
Speaker 3: obsessed with it and I played snow White and I
Speaker 3: had one line at the in the finale performance, you
Speaker 3: just you are like a whore on the prince's shoulder
Speaker 3: because he is now like let go of the princess
Speaker 3: at the end and then he's just like, you know,
Speaker 3: a bachelor, bachelor now in this wonderland, that this fairy
Speaker 3: tale land, and I'm snow White and I just had
Speaker 3: sex with him with my with the girl that's with
Speaker 3: sleeping beauties on his other shoulder and.
Speaker 1: We just go element me. No, this is high school.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the connotation that he's he's a Losario
Speaker 3: now like.
Speaker 1: He's your professor.
Speaker 3: MA.
Speaker 4: Sure. At the time, was like, okay, so your motivation
Speaker 4: is you just fucked this guy.
Speaker 3: I mean, do you know high school drama coaches, They're
Speaker 3: all kind of like that. There's always like did you
Speaker 3: have to wear a black wig?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 3: I was just like, but it was a good I
Speaker 3: can't imagine seeing that twice though, because it's so long
Speaker 3: and intermissions have got to go. Just keep it moving, honey,
Speaker 3: I don't. I want to just it's not that it's
Speaker 3: I just kept being like, we got an intermission, and
Speaker 3: I'm always figuring out how much more there is to something,
Speaker 3: even if I'm enjoying it thoroughly, I'm always figuring out,
Speaker 3: when is this gonna end?
Speaker 1: Why do I do that? Do you guys do that?
Speaker 2: I'm also starring everything.
Speaker 3: I almost google Beautiful the Musical running time, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't I think there.
Speaker 1: This is like an accordion.
Speaker 3: It's based on what's production, but I wanted I'm always
Speaker 3: run anytime I type in a movie, Google knows put
Speaker 3: in running time because Nikki Glazer's looking up how long
Speaker 3: this fucking thing is?
Speaker 2: No, No, no, in Europe, we had to negotiate.
Speaker 4: Matt was advancing all the shows. He had to negotiate
Speaker 4: with every city in Europe that we did not want
Speaker 4: to do. And interval because in Europe they do intervals.
Speaker 4: A comedian will do forty minutes, walk off stage and
Speaker 4: come back and do another forty minutes and finish the show.
Speaker 4: And guess why.
Speaker 2: US people can go to the bathroom that But mostly
Speaker 2: they just want to sell booze.
Speaker 3: It's smart, everything's marketing that makes sense, but that's why
Speaker 3: they do it.
Speaker 4: Doors Doors is an hour long of booze purchasing and
Speaker 4: drinking time.
Speaker 3: Because durant, because then people are too scared to get
Speaker 3: up and get something once the show has started, and
Speaker 3: then they lose out on and that is the only
Speaker 3: thing that keeps theaters alive. Really, it's like they get
Speaker 3: screwed on tickets, just like the artist does, like promoter,
Speaker 3: you know, like it's all fucked.
Speaker 1: They gotta make those concessions. They gotta. It makes sense,
Speaker 1: but it is hard to do.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a long night.
Speaker 1: It is a long night.
Speaker 2: I do a half hour interval at most of these.
Speaker 3: You know what I like about intermissions they let you,
Speaker 3: they give you a chance to go.
Speaker 1: Do I really give a fuck about the rest of this?
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, when you're watching a TV show,
Speaker 1: then you could just.
Speaker 2: Go the musical.
Speaker 4: Evan Hansen, Yeah, I just I can't believe then went
Speaker 4: back and stay.
Speaker 1: I went back and stayed.
Speaker 3: But I can't believe that people love musicals so much.
Speaker 3: Like it was really touching to me that everyone in
Speaker 3: this audience was like we we go to every single one,
Speaker 3: people love them and they're so corny, like they're really
Speaker 3: did you not think The Beautiful was corny? I thought
Speaker 3: it was going to be let but you know it
Speaker 3: has to be because that's what musicals are.
Speaker 4: I'm honestly gonna say, of every musical I've ever seen
Speaker 4: in my life, I think Beautiful was my favorite because
Speaker 4: it was emotional. I cried a lot. That's what I'm
Speaker 4: looking for in a show. I want to cry.
Speaker 1: I want to imagine crying during that show.
Speaker 3: I don't care whose daughter was sitting next to I
Speaker 3: don't even know where you would have cried.
Speaker 2: And Waitress was so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some that, I mean, they can be great.
Speaker 4: It just.
Speaker 1: It was the dialogue, just like you know.
Speaker 3: It's just like everything feels like a middle school play.
Speaker 3: Everyone talks like this, and everyone walks like this, and
Speaker 3: mime's like this, and it just like But I know
Speaker 3: that's what theater is because it was based on before
Speaker 3: we had amplifications, so you had to be very big.
Speaker 3: You had to play the back of the room and
Speaker 3: make it so big. And it's weird to me though.
Speaker 3: Carol King's music especially, I want to hear it done
Speaker 3: in the Carol King style, not like tons of vibrato,
Speaker 3: like ah like. It's like musical theaters done in a
Speaker 3: certain way of like, and they sing like.
Speaker 1: This and everything must.
Speaker 3: Be like so like, and Carol King doesn't sing like that.
Speaker 3: So I found that to be a little jarring. Do
Speaker 3: you did you see that?
Speaker 4: Yes you're I wonder who played her, but I didn't
Speaker 4: feel that this singer.
Speaker 2: I think I saw Jesse.
Speaker 1: She was great, Jesse.
Speaker 2: I can't remember her last name anyway, she was also
Speaker 2: in waitress.
Speaker 4: I saw her sing the Carol King part, and she
Speaker 4: seemed understated. But I remember when I was hanging out
Speaker 4: in New York with some Broadway friends, they kept having
Speaker 4: me play this place called fifty two below. I think
Speaker 4: it's called Yeah fifties, I forget it's anyway. It's a
Speaker 4: Broadway place and all the Broadway singers like go there
Speaker 4: and they have drinks and then they do like an
Speaker 4: open mic thing, and I was asked a few times
Speaker 4: to go, and I was like terrified.
Speaker 2: I'm like, please, no, I don't want to perform with
Speaker 2: Broadway singers.
Speaker 4: I don't have Yeah, it's excellent, and they my friends
Speaker 4: who put it on, were like, you absolutely have.
Speaker 2: Do they love you?
Speaker 4: And I remember I was like so shocked that these
Speaker 4: people liked my voice because I have this soft, kind
Speaker 4: of airy voice and I can't belt it out like
Speaker 4: they can. And my Broadway friends were like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: They're fascinated by voices like yours.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you just being nice?
Speaker 4: And she's like, I swear to God because they have
Speaker 4: to sing this way, and they're like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't She might have just been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's a totally different It's it's completely different,
Speaker 3: and but we associate that kind of voice with like,
Speaker 3: that's good.
Speaker 2: If you I would love to be able to belt
Speaker 2: it out like that.
Speaker 1: You could with the right training. You just weren't trained
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 5: I guess what comedy would you kind of equate it
Speaker 5: to improv actors who's like who don't even do stand
Speaker 5: up they just do like the improv theater.
Speaker 3: Like the difference between Broadway singers and rock singers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and like just like like a singer songwriter like Anya.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe of like that one doesn't respect the other.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say no. The only reason stand up
Speaker 3: comics don't respect improv comedians is because we don't.
Speaker 1: I'll speak for myself.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could do that, and so I
Speaker 3: have to make fun of it because I fear it's.
Speaker 2: Like that's comics?
Speaker 1: Is that what?
Speaker 3: That? Ya? A Broadway If I'm making fun of a
Speaker 3: Broadway voice because I can't belt like that, So I
Speaker 3: have to put it down because I'm scared of it,
Speaker 3: which is what we do with literally everything in life.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a break, I'm gonna go pee, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna come back and do some more. We're back.
Speaker 3: We used to get No, what you don't do you
Speaker 3: like musicals? I do not why.
Speaker 5: I think I just and it's no offense to the
Speaker 5: actors or anything like that. I do think there's a
Speaker 5: lot of professionalism behind it, but I find it too corny. Yes,
Speaker 5: like like what you're saying, like the overacting into the music,
Speaker 5: and it was just Yeah, have.
Speaker 1: You guys watched the Idol yet? The new HBO?
Speaker 2: Is it worth watching?
Speaker 3: I haven't watched it. I'm just curious if you've seen it.
Speaker 3: I don't think I ever will because I don't want
Speaker 3: to see an anorexic girl having hanetrastive sex.
Speaker 1: I mean, I watched that nothing my porn. I feel
Speaker 1: like I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't need to see Lily Rose Depp being like
Speaker 3: fuck I hear there's a scene where she has to
Speaker 3: be fully nude in the Weekend is like literally.
Speaker 5: I tried a lot of things about that that were
Speaker 5: not cool, about how the female actors were treated on set.
Speaker 5: Oh yeo.
Speaker 1: But then I saw post might be a bad guy.
Speaker 4: But then were posted something where she's like, I love
Speaker 4: these guys and my teammates and they were so incredible
Speaker 4: and I'm so lucky and they.
Speaker 2: Love you guys.
Speaker 1: There's not a gun to my head.
Speaker 3: I'm not terrified of not getting work anymore if I
Speaker 3: speak out about what really happens speaking.
Speaker 4: I saw that too, I watched the four part Douggers series.
Speaker 2: I can save you anytime you might want to.
Speaker 3: Say, I watched two parts of it, and I think
Speaker 3: I could probably finish it for you. Well, So Josh
Speaker 3: Dougger touched his sisters when they were young. We don't
Speaker 3: have any details about it because they won't speak about it.
Speaker 3: So what's the point of the fucking doc. It's all
Speaker 3: the evangelical church. It's that one guy that started the church,
Speaker 3: and then he kind of trained Joe Bob Jugger to
Speaker 3: take this and actually be prostelytized to the whole world
Speaker 3: through TLC.
Speaker 1: He made the show.
Speaker 3: They knew about Josh the son, the oldest son the
Speaker 3: little girls, so they sent him away to a camp
Speaker 3: or to go build houses in Bolivia where he wasn't
Speaker 3: going to be around kids, except yes he was.
Speaker 1: And then and then that's where I left off.
Speaker 4: And then they covered it up and they never gave
Speaker 4: their children any money. When they finally put their foot
Speaker 4: down and said, we're broke, we would like some money
Speaker 4: for the show we've been working on forever, he paid
Speaker 4: them ten dollars an hour, like barely.
Speaker 1: And they never organized the Doggers Union, a.
Speaker 4: Couple kids were like, you know, she was pregnant and
Speaker 4: one of the ones that had been abused.
Speaker 3: The interesting part I liked was like these kids talking
Speaker 3: about these other kids that grew up in the same
Speaker 3: kind of church system. I forget what it's called IBSL
Speaker 3: or something, it's called like ibs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they grew up in the same cult.
Speaker 3: They said that when they watched the Duggers, they related
Speaker 3: to this family of like everyone's like placid and always happy,
Speaker 3: and there's no there's no kids screaming or no spikes
Speaker 3: of like enjoyment. There's no running around that, there's no playing.
Speaker 3: These kids are just docile. And I'm always watching it
Speaker 3: being like these are such good, well behaved kids, but
Speaker 3: they're they're robots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see all the time as babies, they teach
Speaker 2: them to not to be docile, so if they go.
Speaker 1: They take it. Wait, this is the this is interesting, Okay.
Speaker 4: Telling the blanket and the and the the mom Dugger.
Speaker 4: She says, you just put them on a blanket and
Speaker 4: then when the baby goes off the blanket, you just
Speaker 4: you beat them in the name of God until he
Speaker 4: understands that he's not allowed to go off the blanket.
Speaker 4: And he's not allowed to cry. So much fun.
Speaker 3: Wait, she says you beat them in the name of God?
Speaker 3: Or does she say you spank them? Or does she
Speaker 3: say something sweeter? She doesn't say beat right you.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they say, but basically like use.
Speaker 4: The rod of God or what. I don't know, but
Speaker 4: they they sank them over and over and the baby
Speaker 4: keeps crying. And I did it once with my son
Speaker 4: for eight hours until you finally stopped grining.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't even handle this. What the fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just always have to exercise, as they do
Speaker 4: for all the babies that are born in that religion.
Speaker 3: You know, whenever I think of a child suffering, I
Speaker 3: just age it really quickly and make it so that
Speaker 3: it's old enough to like try to understand what happened
Speaker 3: to it and maybe make peace with it.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do that?
Speaker 3: Like, I can't stand thinking about children being abused, so
Speaker 3: I just age them really quickly in my mind and go, Okay,
Speaker 3: cut to twenty years from now when they're fucking drug
Speaker 3: addicts and you know, on intervention nodding off in a
Speaker 3: shed after they fucked some guy in a Best Buy
Speaker 3: parking lot for enough money to buy heroin or whatever
Speaker 3: it was, like I just picked. Even though that's not
Speaker 3: a better reality. I feel like, Okay, this adult can
Speaker 3: maybe go to therapy and understand what happened to it.
Speaker 3: And I do the same thing with like really fucked
Speaker 3: up adults, and I go just make them babies and
Speaker 3: then you'll like empathize with them, like I just do
Speaker 3: it both ways to like soothe myself.
Speaker 4: Yes, that makes sense. I got to stop watching all
Speaker 4: these documentaries. I think for a while, maybe maybe I
Speaker 4: should watch the Idol just I.
Speaker 5: Was thinking of, like because fiction, Like a lot of
Speaker 5: the girls like watching the documentaries, and I used to
Speaker 5: watch documentaries.
Speaker 1: I just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 5: And I think it kind of goes to the conversation
Speaker 5: we talked about yesterday with gossiping, because it is kind
Speaker 5: of like a gossip tale on this family. Not that
Speaker 5: I'm saying they did anything right or you know, anything
Speaker 5: like that, but it's like, do they have any of
Speaker 5: the children on there to talk about their experience or.
Speaker 1: Is it just from like another perspective.
Speaker 4: So I went on the douggers, Yeah, all the kids.
Speaker 2: It's all the kids.
Speaker 4: They definitely, you know, they talk about what happened, but yeah,
Speaker 4: not in explicit detail, but they do finely.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to know what he did to you,
Speaker 3: and I know I'm a little fucking sicko that I
Speaker 3: want to hear the details.
Speaker 2: Of They do say what they found on his computer.
Speaker 4: And there's audio of the police, you know, meeting up
Speaker 4: with Josh and being like, Hi, we're here because the
Speaker 4: on these devices there have been you know, we found
Speaker 4: this type of pornography and he's like, oh, is it
Speaker 4: from my devices?
Speaker 2: Is there some up with these devices? So it must
Speaker 2: be my employees. I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, one in twenty people, uh sorry, yeah, one
Speaker 3: in twenty people have watched child porn and that's a
Speaker 3: current statistic.
Speaker 1: So just know that that if you.
Speaker 4: Are one person, it isn't your garden variety that means.
Speaker 4: But it was like incredibly disturbing and violent. So yeah,
Speaker 4: it's what was the word yesterday, I know, us soul slashing.
Speaker 7: Slaughtering, lottery, soul slattering, sluttery, well, soul slaughter.
Speaker 1: But these documentaries, they do make me so much.
Speaker 3: The and the Jared from Subway one is the other
Speaker 3: one that you like, paired with shiny happy people.
Speaker 1: That was a nice pairing, like a red line in
Speaker 1: a pasta.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that one was fucking sick, But that one,
Speaker 3: I mean Chris also watched both of those back to back,
Speaker 3: and I did an impression of the woman in the
Speaker 3: in the the Jared from Subway one and was just like,
Speaker 3: what he said to me next, well stay with me forever.
Speaker 3: And it's like they don't tell us what he said next,
Speaker 3: Like they just she just keeps saying shit like that.
Speaker 3: By the end of it, I'm like, someone molests this one.
Speaker 3: I'm bored with her. I like, not that I want anything.
Speaker 3: I was just and she's a hero. She went undercover
Speaker 3: trying to pretend that she was like into kitty stuff
Speaker 3: so that she could get Jared from Subway to admit
Speaker 3: on tape that he likes his stuff, and she came
Speaker 3: up with a whole file she worked with the FBI.
Speaker 3: The FBI then like, we're not doing anything with all
Speaker 3: the evidence she was giving.
Speaker 1: What's surprised exactly.
Speaker 3: They just they were just had this case going with
Speaker 3: her where she would have to like wear a wire
Speaker 3: and pretend that she was into this fucking guy that
Speaker 3: she was disgusted by.
Speaker 1: She would get off the phone with him and just pew.
Speaker 2: They threatened her.
Speaker 4: They said what you did was illegal, so she rewarded
Speaker 4: him choice without to work with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at first she recorded Jared without his knowledge and
Speaker 3: without working with FBI. She just did it herself because
Speaker 3: she was a news reporter. She was doing an interview
Speaker 3: with him at a middle school, and she had no
Speaker 3: She was just like, Oh, this is an inspirational guy
Speaker 3: that lost a bunch of weight eating Subways sandwiches, and
Speaker 3: he leans over and was like, says something about it.
Speaker 3: I'm really attracted. She didn't even say what he said
Speaker 3: to her, By the way, he never.
Speaker 2: Did he said that.
Speaker 4: He he goes, I'm really attracted on yellow school girls.
Speaker 3: Why don't we have first of all, why don't we
Speaker 3: have clips from that interview where she then is interviewing
Speaker 3: him right after he said this to her, because they
Speaker 3: literally go three to two one.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm really attracted to middle school kids action.
Speaker 3: And she's like, Hi, I'm here with Jared from Subway.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that have been an interesting part of the documentary,
Speaker 3: And don't look like they did. They put it in
Speaker 3: it was not in there the interview that she did
Speaker 3: with him, no footage of that after right after he.
Speaker 4: Said that the interview, I thought that there were no
Speaker 4: more interviews after that.
Speaker 3: I know he said it to her right before they
Speaker 3: started the interview, and she said, I then had to
Speaker 3: interview him having just heard this, and had to put
Speaker 3: on a smiley face show that that would have been interesting.
Speaker 3: But maybe there was some legality behind it. But so
Speaker 3: then she so she knows she took it upon herself
Speaker 3: to be like, Okay, he just said that fucked up
Speaker 3: thing to me. I think this guy is up to
Speaker 3: no good and he is going on all of these
Speaker 3: middle school tours to try to get kids, you know,
Speaker 3: running and jerkin, and like he's trying, he's trying to
Speaker 3: get these kids active so he can fuck them. And
Speaker 3: so she decided to and he's kind of he's into
Speaker 3: adult women too, which a lot of people that are
Speaker 3: into child pornography, by the way, they like adult women too.
Speaker 3: It's not just like one or the other. It's actually
Speaker 3: very an interesting thing. You can hear about on the
Speaker 3: Sam Harris podcast that you could you do him me,
Speaker 3: I'll send it to you. But they so's he was
Speaker 3: like into her, this woman, and she could tell that
Speaker 3: he's flirty and that's why he even like kind of
Speaker 3: shared that with her, the middle school girls thing. And
Speaker 3: so then she was like, Okay, I'm gonna just pretend
Speaker 3: I want to date him.
Speaker 1: And so she follow up.
Speaker 3: With him and was like, hey, like I love to
Speaker 3: hang out. And so then she went to his hotel
Speaker 3: room and recorded him, recorded him, and she was so
Speaker 3: he tried to like kiss her and stuff, and she
Speaker 3: pushed him off and he was kind of persistent. So
Speaker 3: when he went to the bathroom, she ran out and
Speaker 3: and then just began a relationship with him where she
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 1: Like I can't see you.
Speaker 3: I hate this my phone, my face time, doesn't worry
Speaker 3: whatever it is, you know, the lies that women do
Speaker 3: to not have to actually see someone, and like I
Speaker 3: can't get away from work, the kids, it's so busy.
Speaker 3: So she would just be talking to him for hours
Speaker 3: a day on the phone. So she finally went to
Speaker 3: the FBI and was like, look at all this stuff
Speaker 3: I have, and they were like, you broke a federal
Speaker 3: law by recording someone without their permission. She's as, don't
Speaker 3: cooperate with us exactly, but it's still breaking federal law
Speaker 3: even to do your own little investigative news journalist thing
Speaker 3: for your little local Florida station. And so they said,
Speaker 3: if you don't cooperate with us to actually bring this
Speaker 3: guy to justice, we're going to charge you.
Speaker 1: And so she was like okay. So then they have her.
Speaker 3: Then they're they're telling her exactly what to say on
Speaker 3: these calls, and it's so traumatic for her because she
Speaker 3: has to talk about wanting to fuck kids with this
Speaker 3: guy and act like she's into it. And so she
Speaker 3: has him admitting that he wants to admitting that he's
Speaker 3: done it in Thailand, all these things, and they're not
Speaker 3: doing anything with it. They won't go in and arrest him.
Speaker 3: So she was like, I'm just gonna go public with
Speaker 3: all this fuck it, like that'll ruin him, that'll stop him.
Speaker 3: And then she tried to do that and I think
Speaker 3: they shut her up. It was just it was really
Speaker 3: it ruined her life. She has a chronic pain now,
Speaker 3: she developed like nervous disorder.
Speaker 4: Her children were really gravely affected by it because they
Speaker 4: knew something was up with their mom, and her daughter
Speaker 4: like went into her notebooks one day and found all
Speaker 4: these notes, because she would keep copious notes after each
Speaker 4: phone call just to and so then her daughter finds
Speaker 4: all this stuff and doesn't know what the fuck it's
Speaker 4: about and is like, oh my mom is like having
Speaker 4: a dis trusting yeah, relationship with a disgusting person.
Speaker 2: And anyway, it just tore her whole life apart. It's
Speaker 2: so sad.
Speaker 3: She couldn't tell her kids because it was an FBI investigation,
Speaker 3: so she couldn't tell anyone. It just like it reminded
Speaker 3: me of watching The Departed the other night, and Leonardo
Speaker 3: DiCaprio was like losing his mind because he's living this
Speaker 3: double life. He get caught at any second. There's this
Speaker 3: amazing scene where he goes and he's wired for the
Speaker 3: first time, and if Jack Nicholson finds a wire on him,
Speaker 3: he'll cut his head off, like and in a very
Speaker 3: slowly too like saw his head off. I mean, this
Speaker 3: guy's brutal and he's wearing a wire and he's just
Speaker 3: like sweating so much. He goes into the bathroom and
Speaker 3: they're listening in the car, like, and he goes into
Speaker 3: the bathroom and he just takes it off and he
Speaker 3: fucking throws it. I feel like he throws out the
Speaker 3: window or something like he gets it off of him
Speaker 3: so he can go back in the room and like
Speaker 3: chill out because if they catch him.
Speaker 1: It's so that's the movie is so fucking good.
Speaker 2: I can't see that you've never seen the Party?
Speaker 3: No, Oh, I'm so excited for you to see it.
Speaker 1: No, have you seen the Depot?
Speaker 3: But I why God, my mom hadn't seen it, And
Speaker 3: that's why I watched it the other night. My dad
Speaker 3: was at like music practice, and my mom and I
Speaker 3: were just like trying to find some reality show to watch,
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, The Departed shows up,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, you've seen this.
Speaker 1: Tay Pwice in Boston.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, listen to this cast, Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCaprio,
Speaker 3: Mark Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin, Uh, what's his name? Martin Sheen,
Speaker 3: women and the list goes on and on. There's so
Speaker 3: Matt Damon, sorry, miss Matt Damon.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: It is so love say, I can't believe I haven't
Speaker 2: seen it.
Speaker 3: And there's the song in the beginning of it that
Speaker 3: I asked you about and when we were in Europe
Speaker 3: and you were like I've never heard that before, and
Speaker 3: it's the Gimme Shelter the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 1: Oh right, do you know that song? Noah? Do you
Speaker 1: know that she says rape murder When she's like rape murder,
Speaker 1: it's just a shut away, it's just a shadow. She's
Speaker 1: going rape.
Speaker 7: Mr.
Speaker 1: I had no.
Speaker 3: Idea to like watch Wah The Departed, and I saw
Speaker 3: the captains like this woman's screaming rape.
Speaker 1: I thought she was screaming, whoa Jimmy?
Speaker 3: She was saying WHOA Jimmy, But she was saying rape murder,
Speaker 3: that's what. But yes, one of the hottest sex scenes
Speaker 3: of all time is in that film. I literally have
Speaker 3: masturbated to that scene.
Speaker 1: And I only.
Speaker 3: Actually I have seen that part of the movie because
Speaker 3: you've brought this up before. Oh yeah, I used to
Speaker 3: bring it up on the serious show that we had.
Speaker 3: It is they play, what's uh Van Morrison is singing?
Speaker 3: I think it's Van Morrison is singing comfortably numb by
Speaker 3: who does comfortably?
Speaker 2: Nooyd?
Speaker 1: Think Floyd?
Speaker 3: Yes, And it's Van Morrison singing it? And this and
Speaker 3: Leonardo DiCaprio shows up in the rain and he's been
Speaker 3: seeing this therapist who's played by Via I always feel like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like very familiar. I think remember the sulk on Twitter.
Speaker 3: He made that distinction once that sounded like very familiar
Speaker 3: via fa Mega.
Speaker 1: She's the therapist that Leo has to go see.
Speaker 4: Oh I think I have seen this scene and because
Speaker 4: I talked about it NonStop when we lived together.
Speaker 3: So he's seeing her and she's like horny for it
Speaker 3: for sure, and then he is like, I am gonna
Speaker 3: fucking die if you don't give me pills. I am
Speaker 3: in panic constantly, Like he can't tell her really why
Speaker 3: because he's undercover and all these things, but he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill myself and it's gonna be your fault
Speaker 3: because I need these fucking pills. And she gives him
Speaker 3: like some. She goes, here's some like two, and he's
Speaker 3: like fucking two. He was like fuck you, and then
Speaker 3: he walks out of her office and then she was
Speaker 3: like she walks up and then she chases him down
Speaker 3: and she's like she hands him, as you know, a prescription,
Speaker 3: and she was like we're not seeing each other anymore.
Speaker 3: She was like take this, but you're not my client anymore.
Speaker 3: She starts walking away and she's like just walking in
Speaker 3: the he goes, hey, since I'm not seeing anymore, you
Speaker 3: want to get some coffee sometime, and she's like okay,
Speaker 3: and then they go to and then it's like hot.
Speaker 3: Leo's the hottest, by the way. But then and she's
Speaker 3: dating the other guy. She's moving in with Matt Damon's character,
Speaker 3: who is his nemesis the whole thing, but they don't
Speaker 3: really know it. This is not too much spoilers, I
Speaker 3: promise you. So anyway, she's moving out of her apartment
Speaker 3: to go move in with Matt Damon who is his nemicence,
Speaker 3: but he doesn't even know it and she doesn't know it,
Speaker 3: and he and Leo shows up at her place and
Speaker 3: then it's just a very short scene, but I watched
Speaker 3: it a million times. It's the hottest thing ever. It's
Speaker 3: that tension before they decide that they both want to fuck.
Speaker 3: And if you could bottle that, I'd be on skid row, baby,
Speaker 3: if you could bottle if you could mainline the feeling
Speaker 3: right before two people who have never.
Speaker 2: It really is the best.
Speaker 3: That's the most depressing thing about monogamy, without question, is
Speaker 3: that no more that feeling the rest of your life.
Speaker 5: I think you can have it if you guys you
Speaker 5: break up No, well, yes, through that, but also makeup
Speaker 5: if one one of the partners goes out of town
Speaker 5: for an extended period of time then comes back, No,
Speaker 5: and then it's.
Speaker 3: Not the same as someone that you're like, I don't
Speaker 3: know if they want to fuck me, but I've been
Speaker 3: thinking about this for weeks and fantasizing about it, and
Speaker 3: this might happen, but I don't know. And like that
Speaker 3: that tension before it actually one person actually leans in
Speaker 3: you will never have that again ever if you're married,
Speaker 3: And that is why I think most people were jealous
Speaker 3: of Taylor Swiss relationship because she was having that kind
Speaker 3: of sex and most people are married and not and
Speaker 3: it's a bummer and.
Speaker 1: Add ely, yeah who she's not broken up with?
Speaker 3: But yeah, like that's Does that ever depress you guys
Speaker 3: that you won't have that anymore?
Speaker 2: Not until now?
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. I've talked about this before.
Speaker 5: No, because I remember very specifically when Aviy and I
Speaker 5: had that moment and.
Speaker 1: Yes we yeah, let's talk about that.
Speaker 5: Okay, So it was so okay, I'll just do a
Speaker 5: little recap.
Speaker 1: It's hot, right, Like, was it so hot? It was
Speaker 1: so hot.
Speaker 5: It was it was on like President's Street in Brooklyn
Speaker 5: and Cobble Hill.
Speaker 2: I thought she was going to say President's Day.
Speaker 1: I did too. I was like, oh, did you go
Speaker 1: to Mattress for Sale too?
Speaker 5: And it was after we met for our first date,
Speaker 5: after I did the book Getting Two I do in
Speaker 5: our DMS. And we met at a bar and he's like, oh,
Speaker 5: what do you want to drink? And I'm like, uh, water,
Speaker 5: I don't really drink. So we ended up going to
Speaker 5: like a little restaurant and instead we just ate and
Speaker 5: had a good time, good conversation, and then he like
Speaker 5: walked me to my car and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you don't have to walk me all the way to
Speaker 5: the car, just walked me to the corner and then
Speaker 5: we just kind of like looked at each other and
Speaker 5: it was so romantic, like it was nighttime and the
Speaker 5: street light was on us and it was on the corner.
Speaker 5: I can't remember the it might have been like Court
Speaker 5: Street and President's Street or something like that. And then
Speaker 5: she just kind of like leaned in and we kissed
Speaker 5: each other and then I just like ran away.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, we did to the first time
Speaker 3: Chris and I kissed. I ran away because I was like,
Speaker 3: I got it. I don't want to, like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to fuck this up by doing anything else. This
Speaker 1: is just what I wanted. I have no plan out here,
Speaker 1: and it's like, where are you going? Yeah? He literally
Speaker 1: was like he said he'd never seen anyone call a
Speaker 1: cap like so quickly. But you kiss and then you
Speaker 1: ran away, and.
Speaker 3: Then I like called a cap And then he was like,
Speaker 3: do you want to come over? And I go, oh, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: And then I got in the car and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll see what worked tomorrow.
Speaker 1: What about you and Mad?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it didn't end the way your stories ended. I'll
Speaker 4: tell you about the moment that I love that I
Speaker 4: think about all the time. It was a hot summer day.
Speaker 4: I had just done a silent retreat for like three
Speaker 4: or five days or something. He picked me up from
Speaker 4: this place. We were not boyfriend and girlfriend, but I
Speaker 4: was probably meditating about him the entire time. All warned up.
Speaker 4: It was summer, I was hot as hell. I was
Speaker 4: like so horny for him. He and I remember we
Speaker 4: went to lunch or something, and then we came back
Speaker 4: to his place and he's like, do you want to
Speaker 4: watch Stop Making Sense about the talking heads, like the
Speaker 4: Jonathan Demi documentary.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that? I was like, whatever, put anything
Speaker 2: on it?
Speaker 4: Care And we're lying on his bed watching Stop Making
Speaker 4: Sense and the window was kissed before. Yes, we had
Speaker 4: kissed before, but it had been like a year, and
Speaker 4: I was like dying to see.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's that, You're right a year. And also
Speaker 3: you guys work together, so this.
Speaker 4: We had all got to be had sex before. But
Speaker 4: I was wearing this blue silk dress that was really thin,
Speaker 4: and I remember when he picked me up, he goes,
Speaker 4: I like your Quaker dress, like he nagged me like
Speaker 4: it was something like he goes, I like your Mennonite dress.
Speaker 2: And I was like, wna night, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: And and then we're lying there on his bed and
Speaker 4: I just remember there was a breeze from the window.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget it. And my dress was fluttering up.
Speaker 4: It kept like fluttering up, and I'm just like, when
Speaker 4: the fuck are we gonna kiss?
Speaker 2: I'm dying.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, when is this movie gonna be over?
Speaker 4: I'm thirty minutes into this movie and I'm just like,
Speaker 4: this guy is not making a move. This guy's not
Speaker 4: making move and the breeze is fluttering and I'm just
Speaker 4: staring at my dress and I'm like, I am dying.
Speaker 4: And then I just remember, like my arm moved a
Speaker 4: millimeter and touched the hair on his arm on his forum,
Speaker 4: and like I barely pressed into his forum, and then
Speaker 4: he rolled over, and that was the beginning. Yes, And
Speaker 4: I was just like the hottest moment of my life
Speaker 4: because I was dying for it for so long.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean that's what I'm talking about, like the
Speaker 3: dying for it, like I'm never gonna I do yearn
Speaker 3: for my my lover, and I like missed him. And
Speaker 3: there are times where it's like, oh thank god, it's
Speaker 3: never as good as the first time.
Speaker 1: It's like the first bite of food.
Speaker 3: It's never it's nothing's ever going to beat the first
Speaker 3: bite or like the first it's just and that kind
Speaker 3: of sucks. Final thought that I don't know that you
Speaker 3: have to say goodbye to that the rest of your
Speaker 3: life and have no more of those. No, I don't think,
Speaker 3: so that was not my first. One has to act
Speaker 3: like they're fine with it, and I don't think anyone is.
Speaker 3: I think my first time, I just cherish it, and
Speaker 3: it's not the first time. You're I'm just talking about
Speaker 3: You're never gonna have that with Matt again.
Speaker 4: I mean, you never know. I could be have to
Speaker 4: my client and giving him pills.
Speaker 3: You'll have to be there have to be some breakup
Speaker 3: for that to happen again, is what I'm saying. So
Speaker 3: I guess you do never know. But if things go
Speaker 3: the way that we all plan in marital bliss, you
Speaker 3: don't have that feeling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not as much fear danger.
Speaker 4: What does Esther farrellsa Euroticism needs danger desire?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Like even yesterday when we went to the Muni,
Speaker 3: there were some like girls that I either Chris like
Speaker 3: knew like he kept saying like there was certain people
Speaker 3: being like Chris and they would go walk over these girls.
Speaker 3: And it turns out they were just like girls he
Speaker 3: works with that I've met before and are not threats
Speaker 3: at all. But they were like cute girls and and yeah,
Speaker 3: I was like so excited about it, like that it
Speaker 3: made me so much more into him to feel the
Speaker 3: threat of like so and not even the threat of like.
Speaker 1: This girl doesn't No one stands a chance. I know that.
Speaker 3: But also it just that really that made me feel
Speaker 3: like alive again, not again, but like for a little
Speaker 3: second of like this could slip away, or like I
Speaker 3: could I have this threatened.
Speaker 1: I need that, I really need You get other.
Speaker 5: Kinds of feelings that you wouldn't normally get with someone
Speaker 5: that you're not with you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Could be off.
Speaker 2: Fun, it's a fun but exiding you.
Speaker 3: Feel those feelings too, like this unconditional love. Like everyone
Speaker 3: talks about these, No I understand that, and I do
Speaker 3: like the things that the intimacy I have with Chris
Speaker 3: is nothing can ever touch that. But it doesn't spike
Speaker 3: my dopamine levels.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't.
Speaker 3: Like the solid ground of like having a partner who
Speaker 3: will always have your back, it doesn't make my brain itch.
Speaker 1: It just it will never do that. And that's just science.
Speaker 1: You know, likes a.
Speaker 4: Drag that those dopamine hits, that the ones that I
Speaker 4: remember from my life all happened when I didn't have
Speaker 4: anyone having my back. So the stuff I was craving
Speaker 4: was like a guy I could count on too. But
Speaker 4: you know, I would have these dopamine hits once every
Speaker 4: I don't know, eight months or something.
Speaker 1: Until the other night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were talking about like just wanting a man
Speaker 3: to like like stare at us and just be like
Speaker 3: marvel at us, like I can't believe she's my girl,
Speaker 3: and like always protect us and like have a gentle arm.
Speaker 1: Like I send pictures to Rachel all the time talking.
Speaker 3: About this before of just men's like nurturing hands on
Speaker 3: the back of their women, like and.
Speaker 1: Chris does that to me. It just feels so fucking good.
Speaker 3: Of just like, uh, like last night he has had
Speaker 3: his hand on my leg and like I didn't want
Speaker 3: to move because I didn't want to like stir it.
Speaker 3: You know when your dog like rests its head on
Speaker 3: your and you just don't want to move at all
Speaker 3: because you know your dog will be like, well I
Speaker 3: don't care anymore. And like I was just like I
Speaker 3: want to move. My leg was like cramping, but I
Speaker 3: was like I can't get in this whole.
Speaker 1: I like want it so bad, But I do believe.
Speaker 3: What I think I just realized is that yes, you
Speaker 3: can argue all day long that no marriage provides and
Speaker 3: the monogamy provides these stable feelings and all this good stuff.
Speaker 3: It's true. It's good for you. It's like good for
Speaker 3: your soul. People live longer who are like paired up.
Speaker 3: It's like what we're meant to do, But you do
Speaker 3: say goodbye to awesome feelings. It's the same as quitting
Speaker 3: alcohol or quitting drugs. Like you, anyone who's listening to
Speaker 3: this who has given up a substance knows that, yes,
Speaker 3: your life does improve. And these really boring ways and
Speaker 3: these ways that just make that. But there's no more spikes.
Speaker 3: There's no more like whoo, the girls are here, Like
Speaker 3: there's you're not saying the girls are here anymore to anyone.
Speaker 1: If you don't drink. No one's ever proclaimed the girls.
Speaker 3: Are in the house unronically if you don't have booze
Speaker 3: in you, So you'll never do that again.
Speaker 1: I will never be like, what's up, y'all? Whoa like?
Speaker 3: I'll never be that excited about anything I liked. I
Speaker 3: like a base beat and be like, oh oh oh
Speaker 3: what like I'll never It'll never happen because I don't
Speaker 3: have alcohol courses in my brains to behave that.
Speaker 1: In the shower. No. I mean, like, you quit drinking
Speaker 1: for a reason. But there are great things.
Speaker 3: There are things about it that made me feel amazing
Speaker 3: and there are things about it that I miss so
Speaker 3: fucking much. And there are things about if I did
Speaker 3: I have ever done cocaine, I think I would have
Speaker 3: missed those feelings too, Like you're giving up something when
Speaker 3: you say goodbye to these things and to I don't know,
Speaker 3: Like I just can't get on board with monogamy, being
Speaker 3: like it's all good and there's no downsides the fact
Speaker 3: that you'll never have a crush on someone again, you'll
Speaker 3: never wonder.
Speaker 5: Like you will. You're still going to feel attraction to people.
Speaker 5: I mean, I know when obviously he's a hot girl.
Speaker 5: That's like smelling food without eating it. It's boring you'll
Speaker 5: never get to eat it. Yeah, But I guess, like
Speaker 5: the way I think about it is I could have
Speaker 5: attraction to someone and like flirt with them, but I
Speaker 5: get to be saved from that extra step that I like,
Speaker 5: I don't like when they finally hit on me and
Speaker 5: then I have to say no. It just it could
Speaker 5: just kind of linger in that like purgatory.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's kind of fun actually, and yeah too, And
Speaker 3: I I wouldn't be in a relationship if I valued
Speaker 3: all of these things more than a relationship, Like why
Speaker 3: would I choose that that's not what I'm saying, right
Speaker 3: in case Chris sees this and is like, then why
Speaker 3: are you with me? Because I would probably feel the
Speaker 3: same way if you were saying these things. I'm just
Speaker 3: saying there are even for I'm constantly like, really me forever,
Speaker 3: no one else ever again, till you die. You don't
Speaker 3: get to live again. You know that, right, Like this
Speaker 3: is it. You don't get any more pussy the rest
Speaker 3: of your life.
Speaker 1: This, How could you?
Speaker 5: I mean, because the only way I I ever be
Speaker 5: able to get well, he loves your pussy.
Speaker 1: That's all he needs.
Speaker 3: It's I just I know that I'll never have any dick,
Speaker 3: probably the rest of my life, any different dick.
Speaker 1: I don't. I will not.
Speaker 3: I would not sign a contract that says like I
Speaker 3: still want like anything could happen. That's what I want
Speaker 3: for the rest of my life. And I won't admit
Speaker 3: that my parents are gonna die someday. I won't admit
Speaker 3: like admitting that I will never have a crush on someone,
Speaker 3: and maybe like a first date with someone again is
Speaker 3: a tiny death to me that I'm not willing to
Speaker 3: give in fully too. Even if I do get married
Speaker 3: I will still be like there's always divorce, like and
Speaker 3: not that I want that. I don't even want it.
Speaker 3: I just need a trapdoor. Is that relatable at all?
Speaker 4: Totally?
Speaker 3: Just the way that I won't think about my parents dying.
Speaker 3: I know they're going to die. I know that I'm
Speaker 3: probably gonna be with Chris for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: But if I marry him, I certainly will know that,
Speaker 3: but I still won't. I don't want to think about
Speaker 3: the fact that it actually and it's all fear of death.
Speaker 3: It's really essentially like I'm not going to get a
Speaker 3: second time to do any of this shit again. The
Speaker 3: fact that I'll never be seventeen again, the fact that
Speaker 3: I'll never be twenty seven, Like all of these things
Speaker 3: really depress me.
Speaker 1: I hate like I'll never.
Speaker 3: Have this day again, like the second like I'm I'm
Speaker 3: one second closer death now. It's all just fear of death,
Speaker 3: I think, is ultimately what this is. I used to
Speaker 3: have a joke that was like men don't want to,
Speaker 3: you know, become your boyfriend because they think like if
Speaker 3: I go from being like casual with this girl to
Speaker 3: a boyfriend, then boyfriend equals like the next step is engaged,
Speaker 3: and then the next step is marriage, and then marriage
Speaker 3: is forever, and then I'm dead, and then it's like
Speaker 3: makes you think of death. It's a very close way,
Speaker 3: you know, commitment is a close, close way to remind
Speaker 3: you that you're gonna die someday, because it's like till
Speaker 3: the word death is.
Speaker 1: In a vows.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, but I realized that joke was my fear
Speaker 3: all along.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm scared of.
Speaker 2: It's relatable.
Speaker 3: I was projected it onto men who didn't want to
Speaker 3: date me, but the truth is I was choosing men
Speaker 3: who did. I didn't want to date me because I'm
Speaker 3: terrified to find someone that I'm forever with and it
Speaker 3: fucking freaks me out. And that's probably why I'm having
Speaker 3: dream where I'm getting raped every night.
Speaker 4: On that note, I tried to get some dopamine out
Speaker 4: of Matt last night. We were having dinner. I lit candles.
Speaker 4: Then I was I looked at him. I was like, so,
Speaker 4: when did you know I was the one? And he's like,
Speaker 4: I don't really believe in the one. I'm like, all right, well,
Speaker 4: when did you know, like you wanted to marry me?
Speaker 4: He's like, I don't know, babe, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: This like, this is not going how I wanted. I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm trying to get something romantic out of you.
Speaker 3: He's like, they don't remember, they don't remember these they
Speaker 3: don't I bet Avi was probably like, oh yeah, that night,
Speaker 3: I don't know, were we in Manhattan, Like he probably
Speaker 3: wouldn't be able to place the cross waits or does
Speaker 3: he we relish?
Speaker 1: She said that night? Yeah, no, he he's very good
Speaker 1: about it. But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just feel like there's nothing and even if someone
Speaker 3: put you in that position on you where it's like
Speaker 3: do you remember like that and how we fell and all,
Speaker 3: it's like maybe it's just uncomfortable to talk about.
Speaker 4: It and finally come up with a good answer. First
Speaker 4: he said, well.
Speaker 1: He goes, I guess like the way we fight is
Speaker 1: like good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the way we fight.
Speaker 4: Your impression of him is hilarious. That's how you decide
Speaker 4: you want to marry me. He's like, I mean we
Speaker 4: do fight pretty. I feel like we resolve our conflicts.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I wanted something romantic. He goes, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: hold on, I like that.
Speaker 2: You're funny.
Speaker 4: You made me laugh, and I laughed a lot with you,
Speaker 4: and I think I just knew. You know, she's weird,
Speaker 4: she's funny. I like that we laugh so much. So
Speaker 4: I guess that was when it kind of nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll try to ask. Maybe i'll call it Chris
Speaker 1: right now and ask him when he knew.
Speaker 2: Well, don't speak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's probably napping, but let me.
Speaker 1: Just loy Koe resolved. Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 3: I like that you don't cuss me out and say
Speaker 3: fuck you, dick and leave the room whatever you're doing.
Speaker 1: It's not that, it's actually pretty cool. He's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: why is she calling me?
Speaker 3: You're in trouble I know, or he's in trouble, babe,
Speaker 3: I just found come on, Oh he's a secret.
Speaker 1: Oh tell me why you love me? When did you know?
Speaker 1: He just probably say the same thing of like you're
Speaker 1: funny and you're weird.
Speaker 5: Maybe he can text it to you and we'll post
Speaker 5: it on Instagram, so bestie's have.
Speaker 1: He won't allow that. He won't because I'll go.
Speaker 3: If I say it's gonna go on Instagram, he'll be like,
Speaker 3: I can't, I don't. It will be too much pressure
Speaker 3: for him. To write something perfect. It just won't there's
Speaker 3: no way. I'm glad he didn't even pick up, because
Speaker 3: I doubt he would have. He would have been like,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing this like he has toed. Yes, No,
Speaker 3: I would have told him I'm not like that bitch
Speaker 3: in that jaredfogel dot I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I love her so much. Thank you for your work,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 4: He would say, how can I say Glaze, She's like
Speaker 4: no other you know, I just knew when I saw
Speaker 4: this lady.
Speaker 1: No, he did not know when he saw me.
Speaker 3: No, he was just like, yeah, like I guess this
Speaker 3: or I think she's into me. Oh, I know, like
Speaker 3: he was confused by it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he did not know right away at all at all.
Speaker 1: I've hunted this man down. I know I'm a man.
Speaker 1: Told me that too.
Speaker 2: He goes, When did I know when you told.
Speaker 1: Me you were the one? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Listen to the song Mastermind by Taylor Swift, and that
Speaker 3: is how I feel about my relationship, and so do
Speaker 3: all of us because that is it's like we we
Speaker 3: read a book, bitch to get this lockdown?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to the show this week. We'll
Speaker 3: be here next week. Don't you even think we won't
Speaker 3: have a great weekend. I'm gonna be in Vegas with
Speaker 3: David Spade July thirtieth and thirty first. I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: in Highlands, California the twenty fourth, and I have a
Speaker 3: bunch of tour dates.
Speaker 1: Let me look them up, really, wig, what's it?
Speaker 3: September it's Chicago eleven, Yes, I'm sure, September fifteenth, Chicago,
Speaker 3: September sixteenth, Peoria, Englewood, New Jersey, Calgary, Napa, Wheatland, California,
Speaker 3: San Francisco. I can't even it's controlling past too fast.
Speaker 3: This is the worst graphic I've ever seen. Who did
Speaker 3: my own?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 1: Then there's like no one can find their date.
Speaker 3: Detroit, Pennsylvania, Ontario, Portland, Atlantic City, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, Baltimore, Boston, Lawrence, Kansas, Riverside, Iowa,
Speaker 3: San Diego, California. And yeah, and that is not even
Speaker 3: all of them. We're still adding more. So thank you
Speaker 3: guys for coming to see me live, Thank you for
Speaker 3: listening to the podcast.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Don't be and just don't
Speaker 1: dring what I dreamed last night