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Speaker 1: Dance phone, Elvis d Elvis Durant phontat all right, scary?

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Speaker 2: What's it all about?

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Speaker 1: Well, Anthony emailed us wanting to phone tap both his parents.

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Speaker 1: They're retired and they get bombarded with robocalls every afternoon,

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Speaker 1: so they wanted me to call at mister Michael Oppenheimer

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Speaker 1: with that whole did.

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Speaker 2: You know scary?

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, he would date girls and they

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Speaker 1: would ask for him to use the Michael Oppenheimer voice

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Speaker 1: when they were having sex.

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Speaker 2: And no, I don't even believe that's.

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Speaker 3: How did that go? Scary?

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Speaker 2: How did that go?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So here we go Scary's photo. Here we go. Hello,

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Speaker 2: good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer for sham Well.

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Speaker 2: How are you doing today? Miz? Good time.

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Speaker 3: But we're not interested.

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Speaker 2: The sham well is like a towel and a sponge

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Speaker 2: all in one.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not interested.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a dog or a cat? No? For

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Speaker 2: nineteen dollars and ninety five cents, we'll give you you serious.

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Speaker 3: That's a that's a meal.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you eight sham Wells for that price.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, yes, waste your time trying to sell us something.

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Speaker 3: We're not gonna buy. Move on to the next person.

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Speaker 3: That's what it's all Workinger does.

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Speaker 2: A good afternoon, sir. My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 2: With sham Well, the product that will make you say.

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Speaker 3: Oh about the pitch. We'll not buy it.

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Speaker 2: You can clean up spills fast.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, I can guarantee you I wouldn't buy a

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Speaker 3: save these beds from you.

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Speaker 2: Do you know that you can use them over and

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Speaker 2: over and over and they'll last for years.

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Speaker 3: Somebody say it, no, and you know you ain't gonna

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Speaker 3: get the sale, Give up, Go to the next person.

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Speaker 2: Do you know this offer is not available in stores?

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Speaker 3: If you gave you a ton of gold for two cents,

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Speaker 3: I would buy it.

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Speaker 2: Move What if I doubled your order? So give you

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Speaker 2: four large I don't want it, four large sham wales,

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Speaker 2: and I'll give you four mini sham wales for free. No,

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Speaker 2: it's like a towel, but it's a sponge all in one.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe it.

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Speaker 2: No, it holds twenty times. It's waiting liquor.

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Speaker 3: No, it sucks.

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Speaker 2: No, No, it's machine washing.

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Speaker 3: I hate it. Nor.

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Speaker 2: My name is mister.

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Speaker 3: Michaelheim, supervisor. Why do you want to get a supervisor.

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Speaker 3: Why us I was told to me your supervisor.

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Speaker 2: I was told to sell.

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Speaker 3: These sixty alcohol cops. Move on. Put somebody else, all right?

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Speaker 3: Put not go away? Man?

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Speaker 2: What if I cut the price in half?

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Speaker 3: Away? Yes, your head.

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Speaker 2: Cleans up, spills fast, sir, stompy.

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Speaker 3: Hello, telemarkers, ain't too break this afternoon.

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Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 3: You know what I used to tell TheMark myself.

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Speaker 2: Stop it, give it a try, and you'll be saying,

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Speaker 2: oh wow to the Shamwell.

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Speaker 3: What do you like?

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Speaker 2: This is?

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Speaker 3: You have no life. I know you ain't got no

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Speaker 3: girlfriends or nothing, because you wouldn't be. It would be

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Speaker 3: all this time.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you eight sham walls for nineteen dollars and

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Speaker 2: ninety five.

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Speaker 3: Shoved up shams up your throat and your weekend really

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Speaker 3: been slowly. You've got nothing at home, like even television,

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Speaker 3: something a walk. You gotta call people up in bag

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Speaker 3: like this. I don't think you go to bed at

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Speaker 3: the halfway house right now.

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Speaker 2: He won't scratch any surface.

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Speaker 3: Your life is so up. I'm the only thing to

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Speaker 3: support in your life right now? What do you I mean?

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Speaker 3: What does your deal you.

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Speaker 2: Want a list of people to be called today, sir,

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Speaker 2: that's all.

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Speaker 3: Oh you called the eighteen times you live.

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Speaker 2: At me Exhibit no Boulevard Sir? Do you not?

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Speaker 3: Don't you make up? God to me? I'll get this

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Speaker 3: whole place looking for you.

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Speaker 2: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer, and I have your

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Speaker 2: son right here on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Does Oh you sons a bitches?

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Speaker 2: Michael. This is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran and the

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Speaker 2: Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: I love you you guys, who look you call me

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Speaker 3: halfway bust? Oh, dad's all.

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Speaker 2: Drunk getting phone tapped.

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Speaker 1: I love that when you pull a phone tap on

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Speaker 1: your parents and they find out it's you.

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Speaker 2: It's the first thing he says. I love you. If

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Speaker 2: that's gonna you out there. This phone tab was pre

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Speaker 2: recorded with permission granted by all the party sudents.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tab were only on Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show.