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Speaker 1: Harry's dot com slash Elvis. What would you talk about

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Speaker 1: on your on your podcasts show, Good Good Friday? I

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Speaker 1: am so relieved you guys. Yeah, because the coffee that

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Speaker 1: you bought at six am is still fresh after all

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Speaker 1: these hours and this is new coffee? Is it? Because

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Speaker 1: passover is over in a few more days and you'll

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Speaker 1: be able leave bread again. No, because I am a

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Speaker 1: luth While I was raised Lutheran, you're just a Luther. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did. Uh, I did a giant foot in mouth thing.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, Brodie, you do not know about this. It

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Speaker 1: sounds hot, But did you use your social footprint? I

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Speaker 1: here's my social footprint to foot foot my foot in

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Speaker 1: my mouth? Is this what you and Scary we're talking about?

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Speaker 1: And then I said, what are you talking about? And

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Speaker 1: Scary said, don't tell Brodie to the podcast, right because

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Speaker 1: a lot of times it's the best. It's best when

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Speaker 1: you describe it live on the podcast and Brody hears

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Speaker 1: it for the first time. So okay, So this is

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Speaker 1: what happened. So my friend what a dear like quite

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Speaker 1: have in this world. Right, DM me a video of

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Speaker 1: a woman singing that he had gone to see, and

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Speaker 1: he captioned the video, I just can't with this one. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: usually that's a bad thing, right, like you're over it, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I just can't with this one. But sometimes it can

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Speaker 1: be being proud, like I'm just can't with this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're compelling. So uh So he sends me that video.

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Speaker 1: I took it to mean I just can't with this one,

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Speaker 1: and I wrote back, ow, who the hell is that

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Speaker 1: she's so off key? Because she was. He proceeded to

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Speaker 1: DM me, it's my sister, And keep in mind, this

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Speaker 1: is like the platonic love of my life. And he

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Speaker 1: also loves his sister more than anything, like she's his

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Speaker 1: life pride and John, Okay, all right, is there a

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Speaker 1: chance in the time you've known him that you would

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Speaker 1: I so then so then I went on verbal apology diarrhea,

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Speaker 1: that I listened to the studio and he was loud,

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Speaker 1: was there was a commercial. Everyone just talking at it

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Speaker 1: really here honestly, like, if you want a friendship, break

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Speaker 1: up with me, I get it, Like, and we were

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Speaker 1: back about two minutes ago, and he wrote, just seeing this,

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Speaker 1: on spicer. You were doing what what what? When people

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Speaker 1: break up and they're like, Okay, I'm gonna call my

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Speaker 1: the problem though, if you were being brutally honest, because

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Speaker 1: If he meant I can't even with this one. If

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Speaker 1: negative as well? Well? No, because he would have meant

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Speaker 1: then kick it in the head when it's down. Now,

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Speaker 1: scary you have a sister, I do so if I said,

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Speaker 1: you sent me a picture of Hey, look at this

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Speaker 1: a little ugly, and not knowing that your sister, would

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Speaker 1: you be offended? Hm, yes, maybe you know, but no

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Speaker 1: If I had said sent back, I said, is it

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Speaker 1: was obnoxious as a child when it came to being sarcastic.

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Speaker 1: So my father at the time, my father was showing

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Speaker 1: my grandmother. Yeah. It's been a it's been a bad

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Speaker 1: Acquired Taste podcast, uh, the episode that came out this week,

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Speaker 1: Brodie's rule of what he was describing before go with

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Speaker 1: texting you death. That's why I made that joke. That's

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Speaker 1: host saying, why is the other host being a dick today?

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Speaker 1: By name? But he sent it to the to the

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Speaker 1: got the text and he was looking at the coast, going,

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Speaker 1: aren't you on board with this? Don't like, isn't he

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Speaker 1: being a dick? But he sent it to the guy

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Speaker 1: being a a Those two people are no longer doing

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Speaker 1: the morning show together. No weird. Yeah, Look, when you

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Speaker 1: send anything, look check check triple check before you text.

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Speaker 1: But the one thing in text message is that I

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Speaker 1: think I think that they could uh that they should

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Speaker 1: invent is like an unsend button like on email, because

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Speaker 1: I think it would help people out in situations like yours,

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Speaker 1: bethany where you you know that you have control of it,

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Speaker 1: because once you send it, there's no control over it.

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Speaker 1: The iPhone iPhone, you should be able to do that.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day they stopped doing this. But back

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Speaker 1: in the day when you had a o L mail,

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Speaker 1: if you sent an email as someone else with a

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Speaker 1: O L you could un send it because it was

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Speaker 1: on the same server. Now iPhone uses instant Message I message,

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Speaker 1: which is their own individual, their own independence server that

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Speaker 1: sends text messages. That's why when you send a text

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Speaker 1: on a different platform. So I would think if they

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Speaker 1: wanted to, Apple could very easily allow you to um

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Speaker 1: undo your tad like that, because Gmail you can do

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