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Speaker 1: I've never said anything before family owned business. I said

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Speaker 1: That's right. So I support family businesses. Pizza Hut west

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Speaker 1: End a local business. Ronaldo Place today, Oh my gosh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you bet on the tie? Yeah? And I haven't

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Speaker 1: Fine supports small businesses? Did you do that? Cyber monk? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat. Then why don't we just wait? Because

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Speaker 1: the end. And then again Arnold dumbass met another dumbass,

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Speaker 1: So do you guys ever do that? Justin you'd go

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Speaker 1: Let's get it started, all the one to so loser?

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: he's on every TV show and commercial in America right now?

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Speaker 1: Bezer God bless guys. Over to you five seconds. So

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Speaker 1: You can trip? And hockey too well, you can trip,

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Speaker 1: How does today serving that early? It was one of

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Speaker 1: let's go Luguay. Walker doesn't look confident. You want in, coach, Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't bet Central America. I'm gonna go Premier League.

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Speaker 1: My kids are so into it. They don't know what's

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Speaker 1: they weren't. No, they didn't. Maybe one of them, not

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Speaker 1: the little The little one knows who Walker. Thinks that's Walker, Coach.

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Speaker 1: sing their national anthem. That man was groping his wife

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Speaker 1: is Ronald there he is. Let's see. That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Those are Portugal dudes. Grab her? Can he wear that?

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Speaker 1: Is that virtual? Or is that trophy really there? That

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Speaker 1: They play around it. No, no, no, they move it.

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Speaker 1: all our asses in one punch. Yeah. Oh, they got

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Speaker 1: a girl on the team, Coach, he's not a girl.

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Speaker 1: That guy's got a neck tattoo. That guys killed him.

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Speaker 1: I will fuck your girl from coach. Hey, why are hey?

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Speaker 1: Why do they look so mad? They're in the zone,

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Speaker 1: get the camera off to know you know what he does.

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Speaker 1: He loses to the Browns. Do all these guys play

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Speaker 1: or some of them just they're all backups? No, only

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Speaker 1: doesn't messy, does MESSI ever get out every once in

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Speaker 1: you're done. So why don't they do that for Green team? No,

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Speaker 1: That's when you waste time. They add time when they

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Speaker 1: when that guy had a heart attack. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: think they played today. They I don't think they continued

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Speaker 1: Because he did die, and then he came back to life.

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Speaker 1: and then they're about to move the the guys, I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: you see it in real No, no, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: never even hit him. He barely touched. He hit a

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Speaker 1: blade of grass, and guys like, coach, it's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: No one. I saw one where the guy played it

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Speaker 1: he got back up. He got back up and walked

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Speaker 1: to the bench. Yes, they're just killing you. Ever seen

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Speaker 1: they go, oh yeah, NBA basketball, No they don't. They

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Speaker 1: It's so bad, and gets back up. These dudes stay

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Speaker 1: guess what, Because in the basketball gets any time out,

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Speaker 1: you have in stoppages to get water. You don't have

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Speaker 1: little bit of water. Well, why this guy what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: Why do they act like they just got machette et

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Speaker 1: in the leg? How do they sound when you look

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Speaker 1: at the replay, that's the noise they're making. But dude,

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Speaker 1: all it is he kind of brushed against your foot.

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Speaker 1: brush against your fine. I still wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. No,

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Speaker 1: I would be scared, but then realize, oh, I didn't

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Speaker 1: They don't get hit. I would say it's not enough

418
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 1: to make them fall, but they fall. I would say

419
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 1: seventy of them don't even make contact. You're an idiot, absolutely,

420
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: And you want to know the dumbest rules when they're

421
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,360
Speaker 1: in the box. It's a free kick. I mean, talk

422
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,679
Speaker 1: about one of the biggest calls of the referee. You's

423
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 1: got a free kick. You're winning the game, exactly, How

424
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 1: can you call that? That's just two free throws, that's

425
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 1: basically awarding and team fifty free throws. They might as

426
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: well do that basketball. Hey, you guys just got fifty

427
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: free throws. Oh, here we go, that's why they sit down. Hey,

428
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: Jonna's got fifty three throws. Dude, give us thirty minutes code.

429
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: Look at just watching for a second. Watch how many

430
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 1: guys follow he got found? We are twenty seconds in

431
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 1: and then you can't bake this crop? Are you telling

432
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 1: me he didn't get hit? All right? Here we go,

433
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: Wait for another one, wait for another one. Here we go.

434
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: Are you telling me he didn't get watching? This is

435
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: the Red team now they're just Portugals like keep away.

436
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: So the goalie is gonna go deadly dick with it

437
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: and then he kicks it over. They're not even trying

438
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: to be aggressive. What's any twenty bucks? Onguay? You're an idiot.

439
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: You told me I did not. I mean, these guys

440
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 1: don't even want to try and score. Here we go,

441
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: Red team, middle of the field. That's Portugal, Portugal middle.

442
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: Oh and oh my gosh. And he's going and he

443
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: kicks it up, he kicks into the goalie. That's his

444
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: own goal. It's called a pass. Is that Megan Rappano Rapino? Yeah,

445
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 1: it looks like her. Now that's me a hum yours?

446
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: Is their coach have left? That's Fernando Santos. I will

447
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: extradite you. You guys are idiot. You guys don't understand

448
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: anything about anything. And then when they throw it in, coach,

449
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: can they put their foot on the line, because some

450
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: of these guys are a one fts all in the

451
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 1: field when they throw in it. I always do that.

452
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: They're not strict about it. You can kind of touch

453
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: the white line, yeah, or sometimes they just put one

454
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: foot in the field like in basketball. You do that,

455
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: it's turnover. You know what drives me nuts is when

456
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 1: it's a free throw in and they walk about a

457
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 1: hundred yards past where the ball went out of bounds

458
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 1: and the ref lets him do it. They can't drive

459
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: exact spot. They don't do exactly. Wait for a trip,

460
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: wait for no, wait for a trip here, this trip

461
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: get in the goal. There's no there's no goal. Okay,

462
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: why five just screamed to himself. He's like, he just

463
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: yelled at himself. And that's another thing. That's another thing.

464
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: You're the elite of the elitist. That's a terrible shot,

465
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: elite of the elitist. It touched no one and you

466
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 1: hit it twenty ft above the goal. What did you

467
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: think he was gonna like bend it like bend. Then

468
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: the coaches like, um, guys, get the funk back on

469
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: the other side, guys, it spread spread, Sure, there's rooms spread.

470
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: This is like, oh man, I'm way over my head.

471
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,719
Speaker 1: And then coach coach these guys. These guys are adults, right,

472
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: some of them, the best players in the world, were

473
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: eighteen years old. So what's the coach telling him? Because

474
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: right there he's just telling him, like, back up. They

475
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: know to back up. Ronald didn't even jump. He's like,

476
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: I don't waste my time on that. I don't jump

477
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 1: for less than ten thousand. Here we go because guy

478
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: doesn't even find a He's trying to throw it in

479
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: the goal kick. Oh, look at the best of the best,

480
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: and he hits Hey, I got a question. Is Brady

481
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: ever missed a pass by twenty yards? No? No, he

482
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: never overthrows someone like, oh, that was Ronaldo who passed it?

483
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 1: What appen? No? No, no, this is passed it with

484
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 1: his shoulder. That was a disgusting path. You can't pass

485
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 1: through your shoulder. That's Minos? Was that not badass? How that? Hey?

486
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: That's Minos? How is that not arm ball? Shouldering? Arm. Yes, Tat,

487
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: you could hit it with your dick. You're telling me, coach,

488
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: we could do this while we're watching the game tomorrow

489
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 1: with you at the bar. No, never mind, I don't

490
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: want you guys at the bar. You guys are annoying.

491
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: I was about to say, we're having fund Oh, let's go,

492
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go. He's not gonna get there. Your

493
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: Portugal team just waste time. That's all their game is.

494
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: They're passing my team. Why why sports your goal? I know,

495
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Muruguay, you're white. Yeah, well I'm Mexican. Here

496
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: we go. I do gotta give them credit. Though they

497
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: never have handballs, I'd always try to they do in

498
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: something they have playing since their babies. Are you not

499
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: impressed with what they're able to do in such tight

500
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 1: spaces with people around them? But you can tell if

501
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: a team is good passing, like, watch, I want to

502
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: see somebody fire one like right there, that's good passing.

503
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: Go go watch whatch what interception? And that's mine? Thank you.

504
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be intercepted there. I want to

505
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: see good crisp quick passes, just like in basketball. You

506
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: know what else I was thinking, I feel like they

507
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: could be making more money on the advertising because you

508
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: see the panels along the sides on the out of bounds,

509
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: they advertised companies that aren't aren't even from America, like

510
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: what is maybe in a sense? Look at that guy

511
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,360
Speaker 1: dad at the midfield get a body bag? Like those

512
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: advertisements mean nothing to us. Oh look at that guy

513
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: death by foot? Oh did he trip him? The sound

514
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: you made went exactly? Did he trip him? Him? Tripped him?

515
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: Put a rested piece? It was a foot job. Good God,

516
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying about the ads? Yes,

517
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: because Eddie, where's Donado's? They should customize the ads to

518
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: every country watching, like, well that's in Chinese. I don't

519
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: know what that says, but maybe it's huge if it

520
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: airs in China. No, no, no, I know, but if

521
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: we're watching here, they should customize the ads for or

522
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: not that advance. And that guy was grabbing him called it, Hey,

523
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: is there a nuts like hands? Because that one touches

524
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: never look at the found him and he found and

525
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: he's pot. Shoot he got a yellow What does that

526
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: mean again? Coach? He said, suck my dick. Oh that

527
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: was so late, coach. Does he get a yellow for

528
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 1: saying that, because he really did say sucking my that

529
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: guy's his teammate's dead on the feet slow motion what

530
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: he stepped on his right ankle, so you can't step

531
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: on it. You're both running fast. Get ready, Here comes

532
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 1: the crutches. Here come watch on the guys. There's four

533
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: dudes they run with with stretched guarantee he has cleat

534
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: marks on his freaking ankle from that. That guy's name

535
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: is pepping. Dude. He actually he's bleeding out. Calm down.

536
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: That was that was dirty. Watch shot up. He barely

537
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: touched his cleats an auto's tip pick. That was a

538
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: chest that wasn't shoulder. Terrible shot. What do you mean

539
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: he has to get it past that guy's head. I

540
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: would have gone low. I would have gone lower and

541
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: he would have blocked it. Not on. You go a

542
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: little bit low and left. They thought you were going up.

543
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: You go. See these guys don't know what they're doing.

544
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: Oh so the guy's alive, but now he's now he's

545
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: got the ball. No, it's okay, I'll kick it in.

546
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: I know. I just he's off the ground. Don't worry,

547
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: I'll kick it in. Dude. They actually brought out medical people.

548
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: I mean, you'll see another one in thirty seconds. Keep watching.

549
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: He's running all over the place. Here we go, Come on,

550
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: he spun him right around. Got picked you got spun

551
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:26,239
Speaker 1: right round, right round. They're not even trying. They're not trying. Well,

552
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: you know what, they're not trying, coach, because they got

553
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: about ninety more minutes. They're not trying. Oh oh, well

554
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: that was wide left, the best, best of the best.

555
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: He kicked at Ronaldo. And do basketball players ever airball? Coach? No,

556
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: I got a question. Okay, thank you, thank you. Every

557
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: fifties shot the air ball, this one. There's been four

558
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: shots and they've all been way off. It's a little

559
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: bit harder to kick a ball through seven people than

560
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: it is to jump over one person throw it in

561
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: the air where there's no one near you. Why did

562
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: orange guy touch the ball? He's the goalie. He passed

563
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: it in about if he's outside of the square. Because

564
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: he's the goal he's the only one that you can

565
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: always touch his hands always, no, not unless if he's

566
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: out of the square, he can. He looked like he

567
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: was out of the square. When did they decide whether

568
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: to touch it with her hands or just kick it. Well,

569
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: if you pass it back to them, you're not allowed

570
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: to touch up with your hands because you used to.

571
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: You would just roll it out to your fullback and

572
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: then he would pass it back to you. And they

573
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: just waste time. And that's how. And they were like,

574
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: all right, enough of this bullet. They don't do that anymore.

575
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: They were tired of that. Now, do you want to

576
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: talk about anything else besides making fun of soccer? I

577
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: would love to see one good shot on goal. Oh,

578
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: you want to see a goal made? Did you see?

579
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: Wait five more hours, did you see Policic rip that crossbar? God,

580
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: that was a great shot. Who's Policic? You ask against?

581
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: They made a goal? No? He he hit it off

582
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: the crossbar though. Yeah, you're at us and scored. Yeah

583
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: they didn't. They scored one. Oh yeah, won one. That's right. Yeah,

584
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: and we're gonna score tomorrow when we beat I ran

585
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: here we go. There, it is there, it is there,

586
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: it is there, it is. That's a corner kicks a handball.

587
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: It wasn't a handball. That's cornkick. Okay, let's take a break.

588
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: Look at this, raf Come, that's not a corner kick.

589
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean he kicked it off the Portugal guy.

590
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: Huh wait was that off sides? If the first guy,

591
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: if Ronaldo would have got to yes, the other guy

592
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: know this. Look, Hey, that's that's Portugal ball. The fact

593
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: that's off sides, that's why I don't watch soccer. What

594
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: do you mean he should have been able to make

595
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: a break a goal. I will say the one thing

596
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm impressed by. Go ahead when they build that wall

597
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: and cover their nuts and take it to the face.

598
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: I mean that's crazy, dude. I mean like they literally say, oh,

599
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say in ten feet in front of you,

600
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: and you can kick it right in my face. They're

601
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: not trying to. They want to hit it over. No

602
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: good if that's the one to get nailed right in

603
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: the face, Like if that cannot feel good? All right? Man?

604
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: They guy could kick. Hey, that goalie can kick, dude.

605
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: They can all kick. Can he play in the NFL? Yes,

606
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: all of them could. Why don't they because they're playing soccer.

607
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: Probably make more money in the NFL. Well, they can

608
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: take the Titans kick. I don't think Ronaldo would make

609
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: it more money. And not Ronaldo, but that other dude

610
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,479
Speaker 1: that nobody knows. I don't know I don't know how

611
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: much they get paid on their club teams. What about

612
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: the rest? A lot rest? Last running in the NFL?

613
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: You know, yes this. They gotta launch themselves all up

614
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: and down the You gotta be in shape to be

615
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: what ref would you rather be? Baseball? You don't move?

616
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: That's why they're all fat. Uh No, there's too many

617
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: games in baseball and be a long and they're long,

618
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: long days. You just get lit the night before, slightly hung,

619
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: you can still pull it all good. I want to

620
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: see one good attack. Hockey looks fun because they're just skating.

621
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: They skate fast and it's for us and they and

622
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: they don't get in the way every which is crazy.

623
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: To come on, that's a corner. Let's go. They got commercial.

624
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,959
Speaker 1: Let's watch this. God, this is so stupid. We need

625
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: No one wants to hear us talk about watch him

626
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: kick the wall? What are you talking about? Did is

627
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: the world's biggest event? Okay? Would you like to talk

628
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: a little bit about NFL or college or no this

629
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: is it? Or your Thanksgiving? Let's just do World Cup?

630
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: Can I tell you about how mad I am? I

631
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: went golfing in North Carolina golf course and so I

632
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: went with my brother. You were in the mountain home,

633
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: the lake home. I was with my brother in law,

634
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: my father in law, and my mother in law at

635
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: your house at the at the golf course. You and

636
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: so we all drive on the golf course. We usually

637
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: play when we go to your lake house. So we

638
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: play the first hole. Hit it in the fairway. Great,

639
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: everybody hits it in the fairway. My mother in law,

640
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: you know, she plays on the way up tease. So

641
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: she's about ninety yards out, uh from the green, she

642
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: flirting with you did. She wear a little skirt and

643
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: she steps up. She swings boom one onto the green,

644
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: hits the stick in. She had a hole in one.

645
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: She got an eagle, and effing eagle. No, she cheeed

646
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: off into the fairway and then she was about ninety

647
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: yards out. She's that good, lucky as hell. It was lucky.

648
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: But I'll give you fifty shots and you won't do that. No, No,

649
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: I said, I couldn't do that. I've never done it.

650
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: Give me. It was unbelieving. You couldn't do it. Whatever

651
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: you want, you know, whatever you want, but it was

652
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: crazy and went boy, but one bounce he hit the

653
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: stick in, and what did she do. I was like,

654
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: oh my god, I mean it was gonna go I

655
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna bounce over green in the water.

656
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: Did you tell her like, wow, good job? Are you

657
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: just like stupid? No? My brother in law, her son,

658
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 1: was like, I'm excited for it, but it really pisces

659
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: me off because I've never done that. Ship. He's like,

660
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: I play all the time. She comes out of her

661
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: and she can't even hit the damn ball, and she

662
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: does it. Oh, she doesn't even really play that much.

663
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: She plays every once in a while. But he was.

664
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: So that's the second time I've seen it that far.

665
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: It's been the ladies teeth and man, I don't even

666
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: know if it was ladies. I don't know what color

667
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: the front teas whatever because in A part five they're

668
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: probably hundred fifty yards away. Yeah, I just hit it

669
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: all of that patio. And so that's the second time

670
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: I've seen her. Like there was one time we played

671
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: in Houston A Part three and she open, she hits it.

672
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: She hits it way to the right, like you know,

673
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: and not even closely. I don't know where we were

674
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: playing con and she steps up one bounce in Bertie

675
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: and then my father in law. Next up up chips

676
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: it in Bertie on the same part three, and then

677
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: this time they haven't she has an eagle. It was

678
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: unbelievable shot, all right. I mean I was using just

679
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: random clubs from the clubhouse, so that every time it's

680
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: just used a real putter. How do you put with her?

681
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: I could never get the feel of it. If you

682
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: have the Adam Johnson Adam Scott, No, I didn't have that,

683
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: but I had some random putter and I could just

684
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: never get the feel for it. I couldn't because you

685
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: need the mint, the mini putt putt. Yeah, I need

686
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: the bent putter that looks like from putt putt, and

687
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 1: I just should have kicked it in star. Are you

688
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: gonna be playing with your putter for the rest of

689
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: your life? I hope as long as the last I

690
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 1: hate to ask this question is a lose lose situation

691
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: golfing with the in laws? Could that have been one

692
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: you sat out? You got something in my I love

693
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: it because you can't hammered. He the father in law pace.

694
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,479
Speaker 1: That's the good thing. Hey, lunchbox doesn't get hammered. That's

695
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: a good thing. But they're outnumbering you. So if you

696
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: play hammered top golf in Vegas, if you play, it's awkward.

697
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: If you're beating them, it's really awkward. No, it's not awkward.

698
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: And that's kind of why I've been avoided playing the

699
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: cousin and the father in law and the Jonathan law,

700
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: because what if I beat them up? You beat them up?

701
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: What if I beat them at golf and just crush them?

702
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. No one's keeping. They don't care. Really,

703
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: you teay with people, you're there to beat them, but

704
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: you didn't dominate different. She agree gold you so did

705
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: you feel like a little I felt. I was like, God,

706
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: that's unreal. And then and then she hit a deer.

707
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a deer. So there's birdie eagle albatross,

708
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: which one is a deer? Well, it was on the

709
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: par five I'm gonna call it was part five? Is

710
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: that five over number eleven? Right? And she hits it.

711
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: And then you're going up back uphill to the green

712
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: and there's some deer mosey and across the fairway and

713
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: she hits her whatever three would takes one bounce and

714
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: bom nails it right inside that. It was that loud.

715
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: It was so loud, was it was? It like no,

716
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 1: brought out a stretcher. He rolled around, hit the grass

717
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: a little bit. Another terrible shot. It was blocked. It

718
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: was blocked. This is the best players they can find

719
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: in the world. Did the deer look over like you?

720
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: What did deer do? The deer was like just getting

721
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: went walking into the wood. Oh it didn't fall. Didn't fall, dear.

722
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: It was like I mean those deer. I mean there

723
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: was deer everywhere on the course and you could hit

724
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: hit the ball right by them and they would not move.

725
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: They did not care. They weren't even worried about you.

726
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: It's especially I think there's one around here Legacy. Don't

727
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: turkeys go on it? Or is it de hermit her?

728
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: They have sheep, yes, but I mean, seriously, get him

729
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: off the corner. They lived there. What was it, dear?

730
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: It was, dear dude, when I played, Uh, did I

731
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: play Legacy with Justin? Just I played pebble Brook. Just

732
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: there was dear all over the damn course. Get him

733
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: off Justin? Is that a dear? If I'm driving, I

734
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: don't want to see wildlife. Get him off the course. Oh, dear, Yeah,

735
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: I was talking about the dear Justin Hey. Speaking to Justin,

736
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: he uh listened to the podcast for the first time

737
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: last week. He texted me, he said, in Boston, so

738
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: damn bored out of my mind. I actually listened to

739
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: the podcast and he goes, holy sh it, it was

740
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: actually really funny. And he goes, oh, also lunch with

741
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: his ace and he's sick. He has hippocron titus. It's

742
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: a form of bronchitis because he's coughing on blow hippoctitis

743
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,439
Speaker 1: and you're gonna die if you don't get us fixed

744
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: in two days, you're dying. He diagnosed it through the podcast.

745
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: Good coach, hippo titus sounds right. It does sound damn

746
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: hip about it. So yeah, that was my golf experience.

747
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: It was pretty fun though, but my brother in law

748
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: getting piste off is always awkward. Let me tell you

749
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: what I did. I played golf too, and I didn't

750
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: tee off till about two o'clock. Oh man, then you're

751
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: cutting it close, cutting it close. So we were playing

752
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: fast off in laws. No, just me and a buddy.

753
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: After this, I'm gonna say why the new generation is

754
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: so genius when it comes to Thanksgiving and in laws. Guys,

755
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: I felt like I was back in college. A hundred dollars.

756
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 1: He goes like ten ft above the bar. Now he'll

757
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: duck cook it. Somebody's about to take it to the face.

758
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hey speaking this guy's he closed all

759
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: his court cases because he was found guilty sometime. Oh

760
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: my god, I got hit him to take it on

761
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: the side. Now that corner kick that was shut the face. Oh,

762
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: it's ahead, and that's not bad. It's not bad. He

763
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: got his forehead on you, guys, head on act. He

764
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: controlled that with us. Have you ever hit a soccer

765
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: ball that hard with your head? Oh? It hurts. It

766
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: does not feel good, and it doesn't feel good talking

767
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: to a vet over here. I was talking to you

768
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: because I know, I mean, you do it every Yeah,

769
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: you're telling me he's doing headers in the court. Yeah, right, Yes,

770
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: you have good accuracy with that. No, no, no, no.

771
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: He goes ahead and drills them in the new You

772
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: have a big head or a little head compared to

773
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: some of other players. What's the size of your head big?

774
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll pull it on my pants. I

775
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: don't know. But go ahead tells what you do. So

776
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: you play at two o'clock. It starts getting dark around

777
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: four thirty. Where do you play Alaska? No here here

778
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: it gets dark early here on the west side and

779
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: you're in bed by four. You don't know you have

780
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: those blackout curtains. We get the whole sixteen and I'm like,

781
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: oh man, we come, it's a part three. We can

782
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: barely see the green. Let's play. We start getting our

783
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: bright balls out. Dunk we hit it. Lunches got the

784
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: pink ones, he does. We we've played that whole Okay,

785
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: we're going to seventeen. It's dark af like, I can

786
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: barely see anything, but we decided to play. We all

787
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: get driver Cook Cook Cook. We think we know where

788
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: it's at. No one found How the hell do you?

789
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 1: All of us were like, we're probably right around here.

790
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: We've walked around about five minutes and we can't find him.

791
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: We're done. We tried so hard to finish the eighteen

792
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: that we couldn't do it. So I had to get

793
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: that glow in the dark ball Are those any good? Though?

794
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: Like they probably don't even spin. You know me, I'm

795
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: not going on a course after dark, I know, but

796
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: you did go on when it was free and that

797
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. What are we talking when the course

798
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: was closed and you were playing on the freaking greens

799
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 1: that were closed. I mean he was chipping onto the

800
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: freaking tarps with Justin. That was a solo mission when

801
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: I created the game. Everything you don't put. Everything's a

802
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: two put unless you pinpoint it and then it counts

803
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: as one put. We can go play it sometimes if

804
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: you guys want to give it a world. I'm good, coach.

805
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 1: Why do they close these courses they think they're they're

806
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: because the greens it gets too cold? Come on, what

807
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: are they azaleas? Get out of here? I don't know,

808
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: but we gotta turn this off because Eddie's attention is gone.

809
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna win this bet. Just by seeing the

810
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: way Portugal's plan, I'm not gonna win this crap. He

811
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: knew they had Ronaldo and I didn't realize they're They're

812
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: not eliminated or advance either way, So you're a gay.

813
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: I don't really care if they win or lose, so

814
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: we sha on tie. I'm glad we really researched that bet.

815
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: They just said it on the screen. It said you're

816
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: a guy cannot be eliminated. Cannot advance either way. They

817
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: can't be eliminated or they can't advance right if they win,

818
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: So it doesn't if they win or lose, tie, whatever,

819
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,240
Speaker 1: they're still their next game is the one that matters.

820
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: What a fun pointless game that Eddie just bet on?

821
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: Wo But what's Portugal plan for? They can advance because

822
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: they'll have two wins that will be six points. So

823
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: your team is just trying to play keep away for

824
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: the next seventy minutes, so they can't even win. They're

825
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 1: just gonna tie. No, they want to win though, because

826
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: because then maybe next game is only a tie. They

827
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: need to get to advance, so they want to win.

828
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: All right, We're good? No, no, no, are we good? Yeah?

829
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: It's almost two. Why are you yelling at me? That's

830
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: not my fault. Let me say my one thing about

831
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: in laws and thanksgiving? Go ahead, flucked out. Now that

832
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: we play golf as a generation, he was able to

833
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: take a four hour chunk out of his day. Otherwise,

834
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: our parents generation, they're just sitting on a couch talking

835
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: about nothing with no cell phones. We at least have

836
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: the game of golf. We can go do for five hours.

837
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: We have cell phones. Dude, how do people do it Thanksgiving?

838
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: With the in laws? We used to play forty years

839
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: of football as no, not twister. We used to play

840
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: football in the back, naked twister and mine, guys time.

841
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: I don't know why you guys go to naked Twister.

842
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: Take take your parents time, everybody, because there was one

843
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: time when I was when my brother graduated. When my

844
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: brother graduated high school, we're having his graduation dinner at

845
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: a night's restaurant or whatever. Rent out the little room.

846
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: You know, everybody comes to your parents and now that

847
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: one around this No, uh, it was Dan mcclusky's. Damn.

848
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: It was like a Hamburger place had a private room coach.

849
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: Come on, well it's no longer there. It went out

850
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: of business. They made private rooms for a burger joints,

851
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: so you mean food ruckers coach. Anyways, so we'd go

852
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: and I bring this girl, Courtney, who just never met

853
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: my family. You guys were banging no, and no, I

854
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: wasn't banking Commick either, was she before Comika? Anyway, So

855
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: we go to go to the dinner and so were

856
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: you dating Courtney? So why did you take her to

857
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: your because my parents were like you need to bring

858
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: someone because my brother had a girlfriend. My sister was

859
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: bringing her boyfriend, and I was like, all right, I'll

860
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 1: bring my friend Gordon. Parents made you bring a date

861
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: to your brother's graduation dinner. Hey, kid, meet my boyfriends

862
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: and you can be my gate. So she was wearing

863
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: this red dress and she goes to sit down at

864
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: the table, and I'm being a gentleman. I pulled the

865
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: chair out and she goes to sit. I pulled that

866
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: thing all the way out, sat her ass right on

867
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: the floor. Oh that you really killed it with the

868
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: game back then. And I mean you want to talk

869
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: about it as a joke. As a joke chicks, only

870
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 1: that's jokey. And what like her dressing one up and everything.

871
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: She was redder and you know, her face was red

872
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: in her dress. But then we were sitting there at dinner,

873
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: so she thought it was a date date. I don't

874
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: know for sure, coach, you invited her to your brother's

875
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: graduation dinner. She thought you were trying to like date her,

876
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: and you in your mind, you're like, my parents made

877
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: me get a date. Maybe, I don't know, and then

878
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: you pull the chair out. She's embarrassed because she thought

879
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: she was this was a thing. Let's be real, did

880
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 1: you have a lamb skin in the pocket? Yeah. Anyway,

881
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: we're sitting there at dinner and my cousins Andrew and Jessica,

882
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how old there this time, they are

883
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: probably nine and eleven years old, and they're like, so,

884
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: do you two play naked twister? He got finally got

885
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: back around and I'm like, what in the hell, Like

886
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: do your parents playing naked twister? Is this? How you

887
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 1: know about that? Questions you like literally like literally my question?

888
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: Like literally, I'm like, how did these people nine and

889
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: eleven come up with naked Twister? And they asked us

890
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,919
Speaker 1: at least five times that night have you ever played?

891
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: Because think about twister, it's a nine years old They

892
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: don't know what That's what I'm saying. They must have

893
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: seen their parents do it. They at one point, my

894
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: my friends in middle school and entry school, their parents

895
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: they would say, we're playing strip poker. It's really popular

896
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: back now. I believe that, but that's what I'm saying.

897
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: They must have seen their parents play naked twister for

898
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: them to ask us do we play naked Twister? And

899
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: that's why you didn't learn about that one from me.

900
00:46:54,560 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: I don't play it, are you, Bobby Boucher? I mean, really,

901
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: are you know? What are you talking about? You keep

902
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: doing your little Bobby. Oh my god, I'm gonna tell

903
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: you what. Those Cowboys they look like the third best

904
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: team in the Nfcut the funk off my train. We

905
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: don't need you on our side. Hey. I was on

906
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: that train before the season. I know right you're in.

907
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: Thank you. You shut up about the Cowboys. No, shut up,

908
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: they're not talking. They look pretty good. Great, stop talking.

909
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: Your bears look good, dude. No, I don't they have

910
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: their tensor in QB right, Yeah, I mean hey, let

911
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: me tell you that was an easy bet. Dude, Holy crap.

912
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: The Fox guy what's his name? Not Schefter? What's his nuts,

913
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: short guy, Scotty Schefter. No, not him, the short Nutter.

914
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: We had him on. You had him on the your

915
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: other sports show Overton. No, No, he's a Siliana he's bad.

916
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: I don't know Ry Bierman's talking about. I don't know

917
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: Vic Fangio he had him on. He's a book guys,

918
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: a motivational speaker, Tim Tebow. No, he's the guy that

919
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: makes news. Oh, Jay Glazer, thank you, of course he

920
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: could not even think Lazo. Coach Jay Glazer goes, holy,

921
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: this is just in Apparently the Bears back up hurt

922
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: himself warming up. They're gonna go with Peterman, Yeah, but

923
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: then they went with sidmey in anyway, Oh my gosh.

924
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: But it didn't matter. Who was the dude, uh playing

925
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: for the Rams. I've been throwing a wide receiver in there,

926
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 1: perk Perkins, and they had three points at one point

927
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: and he wasn't even throwing it farther than three yards. Dude.

928
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: I felt like it was freaking weird. Twilight Zone dude.

929
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: I turned on the TV. Jordan loves playing What the

930
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: hell is happening here? I got a question and the

931
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: Rams got a receiver as they got a tight end

932
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: kicking field goals over at the Chiefs or who who

933
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: was that? One of the teams? Like, I have no idea.

934
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: They don't even play their real kicker. They got some

935
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: other dude playing it. I mean I didn't see. I

936
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: don't know what because I was driving home yesterday from

937
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: North Carolina, but but it was what in the world.

938
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: Here's my thing. The Rams are an absolute dumpster on

939
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: and they're gonna have a top five pick and it

940
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: goes to the Lions. So the Lions are gonna get

941
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: a top five pick. The Denver Broncos. What yelling at Wilson?

942
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: Do not yell at Wilson. He has something to say. Okay,

943
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: let's rob. I have never seen a bigger disaster the Broncos, Right, dude,

944
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: when you're talking the thoughts being unlimited, I don't know.

945
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't know salary cap implications. What did they think

946
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: in their heads was gonna happen? They thought they got

947
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: a top ten quarterback. Guys, guys, guys, he went to Wisconsin. Guys,

948
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: we've always thought that he's the top ten quarterback. Until

949
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: this season. I don't know he was great. No, no, no,

950
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: but even not even Wisconsin Ron Dane and I'll hang

951
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: up and listen. Even if he's hasn't been great, he's

952
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: still been the top ten quarter one of the top

953
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: ten quarterback until this season. We're like, what the hell

954
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: is going on? And we are sitting there going the

955
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: Seahawks are the smartest people in the world. They knew

956
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: they they knew, they knew they had a dumpster fire

957
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: on their hand, and they said, you know what, we

958
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: gotta get out from underneath this and they absolutely jobbed

959
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: the Denver Broncos. And the Denver Broncos not only trade

960
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: their entire draft for the next fifty years for Russell Wilson,

961
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: they gave him two hundred fifty million dollars just extension.

962
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how long they have to really pay him.

963
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: You got extensions in his hair? No, No, they gave

964
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: him a two hundred and fifty million dollar extension. So

965
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how long or how much of that

966
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 1: was guaranteed. But good god, they are screwed because everybody

967
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: on that team hates him. They said it before, he

968
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: didn't like the music in the locker Portugal almost scored

969
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: people spoiler alert. People knew that he didn't like the

970
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 1: music in the locker room. That was a report and

971
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: it never out. I mean, it's just crazy that he

972
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: had his own office. I have never seen someone go

973
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: from the you know, like one of the oh Top

974
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: just the dumpster so fast. It's unbelievable. We're about to

975
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: see h Aaron Rodgers. Well he's done for the year,

976
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: straight to the dump But I'm glad you guys are

977
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: talking sports because I was on the Eastern time zone guys.

978
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: Games were not starting until eight thirty at night. I

979
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: missed every late game. I missed the late NFL. One

980
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: of the NFL games didn' start until five thirty, and

981
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: I think it was the second one I missed that.

982
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: I missed Saturday college football, I miss Friday's. Everything happens.

983
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: Eastern time is the worst time zone. But what does

984
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: have a good time zone? Vegas? Right to talk about Vegas.

985
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: They're in the Pacific time zone. All your games are

986
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 1: going to be early. It happened, and I'll hang up

987
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: and listen. No, no, no, the game happened earlier for

988
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: you know. It didn't because I'm on Eastern time zone,

989
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 1: so that's not your time though, your your body clock

990
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: is here, so the game started earlier to you. No,

991
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: the game started late, the exact same time, but later.

992
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: In my mind. I don't know what the hell you're saying.

993
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: I just know that it was eight thirty. It was

994
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: late some of those East Coast games. You're right, they

995
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: were late as balls, dude. I went to bed. My

996
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: parlay got killed by the L. S U Tigers because

997
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: apparently A and M's decent of it football not but anyways,

998
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: they're awful but hey, we need we need more teams

999
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. So l s U would still be

1000
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: in the playoff right now. Great, Really, they don't deserve

1001
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: to be in the playoffs. So it's gonna be a

1002
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: terrible playoffs. It's gonna be if it's TCU. If you

1003
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: ever those sucky teams win out, you said, yes, c

1004
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: USC wins their championship. Yes, And TCU wins their heisman

1005
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: and wins their championship, it's gonna be the worst finals ever.

1006
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Georgia TCU, USC and what other crows.

1007
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Michigan. Yes, Georgia TCU in USC. That's terrible,

1008
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: that's the worst. But what do you want? Well, not TCU.

1009
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 1: They're not hope, they're gonna get beat. The universe always

1010
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: makes things right, So who should get in over TCU?

1011
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: Then well no, no, that's so if TCU loses, who

1012
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:11,959
Speaker 1: do you want in a team with a different strength

1013
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: to sched No, give me, give me somebody, mama with

1014
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: two losses, Tennessee, Tennessee with two losses, and they're a

1015
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: lot more firepower, they're better in TCU. TCU played the

1016
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: second team of the the poor TCU needs to be

1017
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: in there. No, tc isn't. They're gonna get beat by Kansas.

1018
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: That's fine. They're gonna lose by them to forty is

1019
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 1: what I'm telling you right now. And USC is gonna

1020
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: have trouble. Are they playing Washington in that Pack twelve championship?

1021
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,919
Speaker 1: They're they're playing Utah. Well not Washington. They can also

1022
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: have Washington players from Washington playing for Utah. Good point, right,

1023
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying TCU is amazing. But to

1024
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: say that Bama deserves to be in there, why what?

1025
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: But please tell who is who is Bama beat? Bama's

1026
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: got a good strength to scape. Great play somebody. But

1027
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: who did they beat? Are they playing in the championship?

1028
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: Oh well then people just say Bama. But Tennessee beat Bama.

1029
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: So right, Tennessee got goal dank? Sorry did that goalie

1030
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: get kicked in the I think so? I mean, dude,

1031
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: it was one on one? Is that your guys? Yeah?

1032
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: To togy Man, he's yelling at the screen because he's

1033
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: look at this, Look at this here, go ahead and

1034
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: narrate it. Lunch dribbling, let's back and up back, Oh

1035
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: splits two? Oh, try to go five the nuts. Look look, look,

1036
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: oh hamstring? Oh did he not make That's what I'm saying. Everybody,

1037
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: turn the volume up. Do you hear when he got kicked?

1038
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: But I think it will be good. If TCU and

1039
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: USC lose, they're gonna have an s show in their hands.

1040
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they have no. No, here's the thing.

1041
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: You still in Ohio State? Go back in? Why though?

1042
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:06,359
Speaker 1: But would they maybe if USC loses, Ohio State might

1043
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: be back in to watch a replay of exactly. That's

1044
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's that's my problem is we just

1045
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 1: had Ohio State versus Michigan. It wasn't a good game.

1046
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: Ohio State was at home and they got dominated. They

1047
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: got their ass kicked. So why do we want to say, oh, yeah,

1048
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: you know what, they deserve to be in the playoffs. No,

1049
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: they just got demolished at home. So in two weeks,

1050
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, they're gonna be so much better

1051
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: and we're gonna watch it again. I mean, get me,

1052
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: uh no, thank you? I hope there's so what about Tennessee.

1053
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 1: They have a backup quarterback that got blown out by

1054
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: Georgia and blown out by freaking South Carolina. No, need

1055
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: for him. They gone, I just don't I understand there

1056
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: any more teams out there at one loss. Look way

1057
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: down there, Sammy's a state where they are. That's my here,

1058
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: That's what my problem is. I think the talent gap

1059
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: between the top two teams in college football every year

1060
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: and even the nine intent team is tremendous. But hopefully

1061
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: U I L is gonna narrow that out. Yeah whatever, No,

1062
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: I like in collegiate I just think that that's the problem,

1063
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 1: and so I don't need to watch L s U

1064
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: with three losses really getting I mean, after losing, if

1065
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: you lose the A and M, you don't deserve to

1066
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 1: be in the playoff period. I don't care if there's

1067
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 1: twelve teams, fourteen teams and m's got awful. Yeah, if

1068
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 1: you lose to those, I mean, it's just terrible. Now.

1069
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: Timson just sucks. They could have made it interesting. They

1070
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 1: North Carolina. They suck to Drake Man, this guy always

1071
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: so good. The hell they lost of Georgia Tech and

1072
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: to freaking North Carolina State back to back weeks, and

1073
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: we can't let this USC kid nobody's talked about. CAYLEB

1074
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: Williams also good and he's just gonna walk in and

1075
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: look at the Sacramento State Hornets eleven and oh put

1076
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 1: him in. Put them in over TCU. What about Vandy?

1077
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: Stop he's terrible games? And listen what did they say?

1078
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: The similar teams you've played in the score will matter

1079
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:15,240
Speaker 1: to the committee. Tennessee and Bama both played Vanderbilt. Tennessee

1080
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: won fifty six to zero. Alabama one, Hey ten, does

1081
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: he beat him? Play what? I'm still looking. I'm trying

1082
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: to look for another. But we need stuff to happen

1083
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: because TC can't be in the final four. They're just

1084
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: not good. I'm telling you right now. I'm not saying

1085
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: they're great either, but they they're better. They're Huskies at

1086
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: ten and two, though we put Washington there. Who do

1087
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: they lose to? I don't know, coach. I don't have

1088
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: their schedule. I'm just looking. Just click on them and

1089
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: it'll give you their schedule. Hey, Troy Trojans ten and

1090
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: two away, South Alabama Jaguars ten and two. There are

1091
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,919
Speaker 1: other teams to put in this twelve game playoff, twelve

1092
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: team play off? Hey, who who do you think the

1093
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: Cowboys are gonna face in the Super Bowl? Right now?

1094
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: The Chiefs. Chiefs look good. Yeah, I'd be the Chiefs

1095
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: and the Cowboys. Chiefs looked real good. My kids and

1096
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: I were playing this game. A lot of them still

1097
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: think the Bills are going to be in the Super Bowl.

1098
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: Very questionable right now. I think it's looking like um,

1099
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, honestly, if you look at the Super

1100
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: Bowl right now, I think it's I think it's Chiefs

1101
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: and uh and Eagles and the Eagles are just too good.

1102
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: Eagles are too good. I think the Eagles are just

1103
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: too good. You need to wake up and stop and listen.

1104
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 1: The Eagles are fine. What do you watch in Philadelphia

1105
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: forty one in the morning? You last night? Do you

1106
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: not watch them last night? They barely beat the Cheese.

1107
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: They didn't barely just beat the Packers. I don't know

1108
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: what happened to the Eagles defense that was not giving

1109
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: up any points. But they're giving up points left and right.

1110
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: But the best team in the NFC is the San

1111
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: Francisco forty. You guys are sleeping on the forty Niners.

1112
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: How good they are defensively offensive weapons. That is the

1113
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: best team in the NFC. I hate the whole Bowl

1114
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: of man you're in kicking kicking. That is No, they're not.

1115
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: That is who you do not want to play. If

1116
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: you're the NFC, you do you want the forty Niners

1117
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: on the other side of the playoff bra get out

1118
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: of here. I don't want to see them. That is

1119
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: the most dangerous team in the NFL. At least we

1120
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: know the final four in NFL. Cowboys, forty Niners, Bills, Chiefs.

1121
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,919
Speaker 1: We've got our final four, you think, so do away

1122
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: with the rest of the playoffs. That's what Lunch wants. No,

1123
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: the NFL talent gap is very miniscule. College football is huge.

1124
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: The talent we're learning that, we're learning that every I mean,

1125
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. L s U does not deserve

1126
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 1: to play like well, spit it up. They don't deserve

1127
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,959
Speaker 1: to be in the playoffs. And also, I mean, someone

1128
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: did now that we have the final four in the

1129
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: NFL figured out, someone did email us we have the

1130
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: sorreld Losers at gmail dot com said I went back

1131
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: on the bit penalty kick. No, he's outside the box.

1132
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 1: And it was like three four weeks ago. Ray said, well,

1133
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: we pretty much got the final four figured out, and

1134
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: he named the four teams with four teams, and they didn't.

1135
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: They said it was Tennessee, Tennessee, Georgia, Ohio, Ohio State,

1136
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: and Clemson. Clemson was in your list one out of four.

1137
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: Very good. That's pretty funny, all right, And hey, and

1138
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: what did you do? Lamar Jackson. He's been commenting to

1139
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: people on Twitter. Someone tweeted, when someone is asking for

1140
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: over two fifty million guaranteed, like, uh, Lamar Jackson, games

1141
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: like this should not come down to Justin Tucker. Let

1142
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: Lamar walk and spend that money on a well rounded team.

1143
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson responds after the game, Eddie ye boy, shut

1144
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: the f up. Don't be capping. You'll be capping too

1145
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: much on this app. MF never smelled a football field,

1146
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: never did ship, but eat did. And the pictures a

1147
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: guy's glasses at his computer. They've never done anything, but

1148
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: I love that. He's good for him, good, good for him. Hey,

1149
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: if you're that guy, you never can come back. Screens.

1150
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: We need to screen, you gotta close your account. You

1151
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,479
Speaker 1: need a screenshot that. Anytime anyone talks crap about anything,

1152
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: just send that. I mean, so freaking funny, but that's

1153
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: a good response to everything you say. What do I

1154
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: say everything every take that you say Lamar Jackson's overrated, Hell,

1155
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,959
Speaker 1: yes he is. This guy's right. You shouldn't pay Lamar

1156
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: Jackson tour in fifty million dollars. He can't. He's got

1157
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: no weapons. Bateman died, d Burnet hasn't been seen. They

1158
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,919
Speaker 1: all like this is the every year likely is likely out.

1159
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: Good God, they're all gone. And guys, fantasy Football's Donezo

1160
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 1: two lunchbots? Are you guys making the playoffs? A dick?

1161
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: Are you guys making the playoffs? Who? Fantasy football? This

1162
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: is my last year. I'm done. He can't make the playoffs.

1163
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: He's terriblest Hey, shut eat a dick. I'm out you

1164
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: be capping, dude, caper mother. They said you never smelled

1165
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: the football field, never did ship, But eat dick. I

1166
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: mean that is a great dude, great angry response. The

1167
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: dude has got. It's like coming back. And I mean,

1168
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: what's crazy is this dude? You know he's sitting at

1169
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: home just tweeting, and he has three followers, so it's

1170
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: not even like he's just some guy on Twitter. He's

1171
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: just like and I think Lamar just happened to see

1172
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: that his Twitter handle Castle will kill gamer, dad, baseball lover, monster,

1173
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 1: actor and all around mother bleeper. And that gets Lamar

1174
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 1: Jackson fired up enough to say never smelled a football field,

1175
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 1: never did ship, but eat Dick. That's not man hilarious?

1176
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: Hey eyes, all right? What's up with Odell? Oh boy?

1177
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: I don't know who knows what happened? He went crazy

1178
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: on the flight. They said he was in and out. Yeah,

1179
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: but they said, doesn't mess with his future. No, it

1180
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Someone's going to sign him the Titans. We

1181
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: need some deep threat the Titans. I'm gonna tell you what,

1182
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 1: Mike Vrabel, it's an unbelievable coach. Do you see how

1183
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: the game ended? Coach? I didn't see. That wasn't his fault.

1184
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: The guy goes offsides on a field goal. We would

1185
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: have had two minutes to drive the ball and on

1186
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: the long snapper, So for two minutes you have to

1187
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: watch the guy and kneel the ball for two minutes.

1188
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: Why is the long snapper so protected? Just injuries? I

1189
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: guess because there's only twenty of them. It's a rare breed.

1190
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: It's like, man, they just get They would just get

1191
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 1: killed because their their head is back, you know what

1192
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 1: I mean? You're not even I think that's what it is. Yeah,

1193
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 1: but I just rabel. I don't know how they win games.

1194
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: I don't know right now. They'd be like the three

1195
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:57,439
Speaker 1: seed and they think they're rolling baby, And I don't

1196
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 1: understand how because they have their offense, they have no

1197
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: any good Humphries, dude, Humphries berks. I don't think Humphreys

1198
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: on the good Humphreys ain't even on the team. Who's

1199
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 1: the lane, Robert Woods, he sucks, Warren Moon, Nest, Nick Westbrook, a, Keena,

1200
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: Steve McNair, I mean, Hooperiver, it's pretty good. God, I mean,

1201
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: I just don't know who they have. And they still

1202
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: Gotty Miller. They compete and they're good, and it's just weird.

1203
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: And can I ask you a question? If you're the

1204
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns, what the hell are you doing? You're waiting

1205
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: for DeShawn No, no, no, Deshawn's coming. Deshawn's coming this week.

1206
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: I understand that you're ready. But you score a touchdown,

1207
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: come over, take you score a touchdown with whatever how

1208
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: many seconds left? Goal? Why Why did they not go

1209
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 1: for two and go for the win? Why did they play?

1210
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 1: They ended up winning the game, but you're you're not

1211
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: playing for anything this season if you're the Browns, like

1212
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: you don't have a chance. I don't think to make

1213
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: the playoffs, So why are you playing for overtime? Maybe

1214
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: they do have a chance. Jags didn't play for overtime.

1215
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 1: Jags went for two, Jags went for two. Chargers, Chargers

1216
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: went for to eat it. I mean, just did you

1217
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: think that Jessin Tucker was gonna make that feelble seven?

1218
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: If I would have seen sixty seven and Siciliano's at

1219
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,640
Speaker 1: sixty eight, Well, Scott Hanson was right all over. But yeah,

1220
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: he was just dude, he was a yard short. He

1221
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: was maybe four maybe four, But you know what to say,

1222
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: like why would you go for I don't know. I

1223
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,439
Speaker 1: was just when I saw it, I was, so he's

1224
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: that cocky. So obviously he told the coach and practice

1225
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: I made a seven yards. No, I think it's just

1226
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 1: you have a metal I don't. I don't think he

1227
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 1: wanted to make that kick like that sucks for him,

1228
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: Liked I've never made a sixty or sixty seven, Like

1229
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:44,440
Speaker 1: you're just thrown it. That's a great question, Like do

1230
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: you just throw it and hope you get a p

1231
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: I that or you just but they don't hail Mary.

1232
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 1: They don't ever call p M. Maybe Lamar can't throw

1233
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: it that far, but say pass interference. I can, but

1234
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: p I is a lot easier, all right, just just

1235
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: checking pass his like penalty kick because you think you

1236
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 1: not say that? Yeah, penalty ki kig p A it's

1237
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: a g o hey yellow eat a dick? God? All right?

1238
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: C p W pussy wine and what what did you say? Hey,

1239
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 1: you're watching the WC Cup? What about USA? I mean,

1240
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Speaker 1: are you go? Are you gonna watch the game tomorrow?

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01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 1: Broadcast live from a local watering hole? I mean I

1242
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: cannot wait. Give you a bag? Just the sore losers,

1243
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 1: your World Cup authority, we get on the r. We're

1244
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: just trying to broadcast from the ball. We have no

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01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: idea what we're talking about. I think they know the

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01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: players names. Yeah that guy. Hey, did you get your

1247
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: new jersey in? I got my new shirt? Yeah? Did

1248
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 1: they make fun of you from wearing an old USA

1249
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:01,720
Speaker 1: jersey to the last game? No, No, no one made

1250
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 1: fun of me. They were just glad I was there

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01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: to support good coach. It's almost half, it's about to

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01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: be zero zero and a half. I need it, I

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01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: need you Uruguay. They'll give him a couple here. Yeah,

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01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 1: it'll be at least two minutes at a time. Did

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01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: I see uh? Did I see a sore loser a

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01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: coach at the World Cup? Did you? Did somebody post

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01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,479
Speaker 1: on Facebook? It might have been a photoshop? Oh really,

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01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't see it, but I hope

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01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: that's who's traveling over there? Like, who's doing that? I

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01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 1: don't know. But our old sales girl, old girl from

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01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: Austin went who Monica Rivera? Yeah she was loaded Ricky's sister.

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01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't know who Ricky is. Went to high school Ricky,

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01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 1: Monica with Mayor Da. I didn't go to high school

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01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 1: with Monica, but but yeah, yeah, she was our sales girl.

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01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: But I saw her pictures of call and you know

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01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: she's from calum Man. Yeah, I knew that. Do you

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01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 1: know that? Yes? What's she doing over there? She was

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01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: going to the game with who? Her husband? Ricky? No?

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01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 1: You said that was her? Y? Okay, so no, so

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Speaker 1: probably not Ricky. I don't know who Ricky is, so

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01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't see any pictures of Ricky,

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01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: but I know her best friend. Her name was Lizette

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01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: or something like that lizard? You know that girl? Maybe

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01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 1: who was that? I have no idea. Okayo is just

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01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 1: Pissed's pissed. But guys, sore losers, you're running out time

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01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: Vegas babies. I'm aut time. We're a month away. Oh,

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01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: I gotta book my return flight? Yeah? Did I get

1278
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 1: my ticket? What ticket to go? Am? I good? You're good?

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01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 1: What experience do I have? I mean, hopefully you're coming

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01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 1: to top golf, So that's head coach. I mean high

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01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: roller is very popular as well. Yeah, high roller is

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01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,479
Speaker 1: great to gonna see the city from above Las Vegas

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01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,839
Speaker 1: under the glowing lights up there, free open bar drinking

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01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 1: on top of Can we get up on top of

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01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:04,679
Speaker 1: the high roller? Yes, it's an open bar. Somebody pays

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01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: for the event. They opened the door. Were puking, No,

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01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: they don't open the door. Dude, you would puke inside

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01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 1: the freaking ball. Yeah, you're a puke inside the ball

1289
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:14,600
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't be able to let you out or

1290
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:17,759
Speaker 1: crack the window. You're right until it makes the whole rotation.

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01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: But how many people fit in the in the ball?

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01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 1: Twenty people? I think? Oh, hopefully nobody throws up. But yeah,

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01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 1: it's open bar inside the it's like a happy hour

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01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 1: on top of the city. Freaking Yeah, they swing by

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01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: a pizza joint, bring some pizza up in that. That question,

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01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: what about to take a piss You gotta hold it

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01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 1: the whole time. No, it's just like what what when

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01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: would be pissing cups? Is it? At games? When you

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01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 1: don't want to go to back that? So up there

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01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: you're just pissing cups and leave them there. At the

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01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,599
Speaker 1: high roller, there's gonna be a bartender. There's a bartender

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01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,000
Speaker 1: in there. There's a bar in the right, I know.

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01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,400
Speaker 1: But if you go to the bad and he's pissing

1304
01:09:56,439 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 1: a cup and leave it there, they're gonna see you

1305
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: take a piss you they're gonna radio down be like,

1306
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: oh we got this drunk ass. Ronaldo's like that past

1307
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,639
Speaker 1: was not perfect for me. And then yeah, Ronald didn't

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01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 1: even try to hit what he was above his head.

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01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: He knows the angles. Look at this, Look at this,

1310
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 1: no effort right there. Nothing he could have reached his feet.

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01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: He could have grabbed it with his hands. No, that

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01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 1: would be hands exactly. That's a p t Oh my god. Okay,

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01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 1: but yes, the high rollers, open bar. Hey, top golf

1314
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 1: is open bar, free food. I know I'm looking forward

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01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 1: to that. That's gonna be great. I'm taking my own clubs,

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01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 1: by the way, are you yeah? Do you think anybody hey,

1317
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: do you think anybody that's coming is gonna beat you? No?

1318
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 1: Longest drive? I'll do an extra hunter bucks. I'll bet

1319
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,799
Speaker 1: whoever comes out there and they can beat me longest

1320
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,560
Speaker 1: da What about longest drive? Yeah, nobody can beat me.

1321
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: What about longest drive? Coach? I heard you hundred bucks.

1322
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: Hundred bucks. We'll give him ten minutes on the pod. Like,

1323
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm confident in your game. Your game has been strongly

1324
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could be a long term and I

1325
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,599
Speaker 1: gotta take my clubs. I gotta get there an hour

1326
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 1: early to practice. Yes for sure. Yeah, sword losers dot

1327
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 1: com and Ray. I mean he'll give you, he'll give

1328
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 1: you chipping lessons with his rate makes you you get

1329
01:11:13,439 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: a hard case? Do you dominate the short little chip? Yeah, yellows,

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01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 1: I've never missed that one. Uh. The hard case though,

1331
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: that's going to protect your clubs. I was up flying

1332
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:24,479
Speaker 1: Southwest guy. It was a soft case, launched it from

1333
01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: about ten feet away on baggage brokem who knows, but

1334
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 1: it can't be good. Yeah, I mean South was broke

1335
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 1: mind before they paid for it though, Yeah they did.

1336
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I had. I was signed by Tiger Woods

1337
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 1: Scotty Cameron Potter. Dude. I had to take pictures of

1338
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 1: every item and I sent it to him and they

1339
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,640
Speaker 1: they replaced it. They replaced it. But your clubs are

1340
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:51,040
Speaker 1: like five years old, so did they buy you? No,

1341
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: you don't have brand, and find your clubs on eBay.

1342
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:55,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what to give you for these, sir.

1343
01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 1: It said that putter is from Peter Pan Miniature Golf. Okay, sir,

1344
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: the club the driver you said was actually a hybrid wood,

1345
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 1: real wood for Simeon wood is what it's called. Simeon. Sir.

1346
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: Your golf clubs almost looked at like leather gloves. Yes, kids,

1347
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 1: those are good for tree cutting. Kid, I got those,

1348
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:29,720
Speaker 1: Bobby Gone. I'm good, man, I'm good. Can I eat now?

1349
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: And I want to just say thank you to the

1350
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 1: Jets for whooping the Bears, as I've never seen somebody

1351
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,760
Speaker 1: turn on their teams before. I know it's crazy. No no,

1352
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,920
Speaker 1: in my five best bets my mind, you're not a fan. No, no,

1353
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 1: I am. I'm a realist. Uh. In my five no, no,

1354
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,640
Speaker 1: in my five best bets league. Uh, it's where you

1355
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,880
Speaker 1: pick five NFL games every week, any game, you know,

1356
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,720
Speaker 1: you get to pick whatever you want and you get

1357
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,400
Speaker 1: one lock of the year where if you get it right,

1358
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:56,679
Speaker 1: you get three and a half points. Chiefs Jets minus

1359
01:12:56,720 --> 01:13:00,519
Speaker 1: four yesterday, boom got it? Good? Call them ten string quarterback.

1360
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 1: And also, guys, I watched the entire Titans game with

1361
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 1: not having any money. Bet on it, baby Steps, Good

1362
01:13:06,439 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 1: for you Steps. It wasn't easy, good guy. And how

1363
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: about it? Man? If you had the Dolphins minus thirteen,

1364
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 1: how stressed were they were up thirty? But then and

1365
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:19,720
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, good good Danny said he

1366
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: was at it. He was finger and Washington commanders, oh boy,

1367
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: Heineke is the real deal. I mean they are playing

1368
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:32,240
Speaker 1: hard for that guy. They love him. Did you see

1369
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 1: the Commanders on Unleashed the Sean Taylor statue. Yeah, a

1370
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:37,840
Speaker 1: lot of people were saying, what the hell was that

1371
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: coach a lot of people usually Eddie, what have you

1372
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,280
Speaker 1: seen a statue before? Yeah, it's not like that. This

1373
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,560
Speaker 1: thing was a mannequin and it had soccer cleats. On.

1374
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 1: He used to wear soccer cleats. Oh, I think he said. Also,

1375
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: it was like Nike pants and Adidas shoes. No coach.

1376
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 1: It looked like a mannequin from the department store. Well,

1377
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,679
Speaker 1: it just had wires and didn't have like they said

1378
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: another swinging a mess for the commanders the name and

1379
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:05,040
Speaker 1: the statue. I'll hang up and listen. Yeah, all right,

1380
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 1: I have a great Monday. You know how he died?

1381
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:12,360
Speaker 1: Who that dude? John Taylor? Yeah, yeah, someone broke into

1382
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:18,160
Speaker 1: his house. Crazy man. Yeah, he had a machete. What Yeah,

1383
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 1: he had a machete and he like tried to like

1384
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:24,680
Speaker 1: kill the dudes, but they shot him. Oh damn. I

1385
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: didn't know he had a machette. I knew that he

1386
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,560
Speaker 1: was trying to, like, they broke into his house and

1387
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:30,320
Speaker 1: they shot him like in the leg right you blood

1388
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 1: out and their little crew at the soccer games talking

1389
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 1: in between games Alexei Lawless, Donton Donovan and Clinton Clinton

1390
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,439
Speaker 1: Dempsey from Nakodocious Texas. Dude, he's they're bad, man, They're bad.

1391
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 1: They need to mix that group. They're not bad. The

1392
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,679
Speaker 1: worst loss Lawless is god awful is the best? Lawless

1393
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: is great. Dempseys the crackety old man. He hasn't played

1394
01:14:52,920 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 1: in forty years. Thirty thirty. That's crazy, dude. I must

1395
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,559
Speaker 1: have saw it on one of the first games, because

1396
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:05,320
Speaker 1: then the lady her timing was off with him and

1397
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 1: it was just awkward. I was like, guys, are you

1398
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,800
Speaker 1: guys on a time delay? Is sitting at the same table,

1399
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: because good god, your timing is off? Alright, alright, guys,

1400
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 1: sometimes our timing is right. No, it was good though.

1401
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,280
Speaker 1: That was a good pond. It's a long one. People

1402
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 1: are wondering where it is. I've already seen tweets. Where's

1403
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: the pod for day? You guys don't watching soccer? Man,

1404
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,560
Speaker 1: there they are. There's Clint Dempsey. He's so good and

1405
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,960
Speaker 1: wanted to thank Ryan Ramshaw got the gear, dude, that

1406
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:32,599
Speaker 1: was very sweet. He said, no need to promote. Thanks Ryan,

1407
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 1: appreciate it. No promotion needed. Alright, a great la is

1408
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: going bald. I'm starting to think he is. Yeah, dude,

1409
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 1: it happens. Man. Who's the guy on the far left, Well,

1410
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: Donovan's that's the announcer. That's not Donovan, that's Clint Dempsey.

1411
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:56,000
Speaker 1: Clint Dempsey's in the middle right. He's the best. He's badass. Okay, coach,

1412
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,560
Speaker 1: you've already said up on the team. You know the

1413
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 1: story about him and go hump him. Well, you know

1414
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:03,639
Speaker 1: the story about him, like he gave up freaking soccer

1415
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: because his parents couldn't afford it because his sister was

1416
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 1: a stud tennis player, and then she died and so

1417
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:12,840
Speaker 1: that's how he was able to start playing soccer again.

1418
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 1: And he would drive from Nakodoshous to Dallas, which is

1419
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 1: like three hours or something like that. I've heard that

1420
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,519
Speaker 1: part to practice during the weekend to play games. He

1421
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 1: would do homework in the back seat and then sleep

1422
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,680
Speaker 1: on the way home. So I try and get my

1423
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: kids to do It's really weird to frame the story

1424
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,479
Speaker 1: like that, what like he wanted to play soccer but

1425
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:33,880
Speaker 1: he couldn't because his sister was so good another sport

1426
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: and they had to decide because they couldn't afford it, right,

1427
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:38,559
Speaker 1: But then she died and so then he was torn,

1428
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: like I don't want to play and they're like, no,

1429
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you gotta okay, you didn't

1430
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,960
Speaker 1: say that part. It made it sound like it's not

1431
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,320
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, I didn't say that, but it

1432
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 1: made it sound like, oh she died, and I was like,

1433
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: all right, well then now it's my turn and I

1434
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 1: can do what I wanted to do. If he would

1435
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,599
Speaker 1: have taken up tennis in her honor, we would never

1436
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:59,799
Speaker 1: have the World Cup USA soccer team tomorrow. Guys, everybody

1437
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:03,719
Speaker 1: be watching one o'clock Central. Were you going? Tin rufe?

1438
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:09,839
Speaker 1: Telgate Brewery? He's definitely naming the offosite place that he's gone. Interesting,

1439
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,240
Speaker 1: is your wife be there? Yeah, Eddie, I'll be at

1440
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 1: Betty's Loud to be there right there in the back

1441
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:20,439
Speaker 1: and by the bathroom, by the jukebox. All right, we done?

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Speaker 1: All right, I gotta go home. Are you gonna do it? What? Oh? Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: day it's already two o'clock. Oh my gosh, I'm never

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Speaker 1: getting home.