Speaker 1: All right, we're starting your Monday with a brand new
Speaker 1: second date update, and you've got a comment from Mike
Speaker 1: from Texas, who said, I'm a sixty year old guy
Speaker 1: from Houston.
Speaker 2: My daughter turned me on to you.
Speaker 1: I started listening to you and ended up starting at
Speaker 1: the beginning and almost caught up to date in less
Speaker 1: than six weeks. It's crazy, but I can't start my
Speaker 1: day or drive with out Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're like your guilty pleasure. Yeah we're
Speaker 2: not so guilty, maybe at first, but now you're like accepting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: bull blown pleasure.
Speaker 1: Yeah show us your daughter, Yeah you kinder for it.
Speaker 1: They show you what's up? Yeah, all right, your brand
Speaker 1: new second day is starting right now. Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second date updates.
Speaker 2: We've done so many of these calls over the years
Speaker 2: where the dates kind of start to fall into categories.
Speaker 2: There's restaurant, bar, yeah, my place, bathtub those are probably
Speaker 2: the top different than your place. The bathtub, Yeah, those
Speaker 2: are two separate dates. You don't get to the bathtub
Speaker 2: till night number two.
Speaker 1: Who knows where the bathroom is, Alexa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like it's outside. Well for some reason,
Speaker 2: we don't hear a lot of people taking dates to
Speaker 2: see a play.
Speaker 1: That's fine because we don't have very many refined listeners.
Speaker 2: Too cultural for our audience. Well, you can't talk during
Speaker 2: a play, I know, benefit exactly. Well, one of our
Speaker 2: more cultured listeners, Job says that's what he did with
Speaker 2: a woman named Brittany. Decided to take her to a play,
Speaker 2: and I can't wait to hear about it. Joe, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 3: Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should ask you about the
Speaker 1: woman or the play first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more exciting.
Speaker 3: Well maybe after my story you could tell me.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, good tease.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: Let's begin with the woman. What's her name?
Speaker 3: Her name is Brittany. We met on Hinge and I
Speaker 3: wanted to try to do something different, so I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: let's see a play, specifically Harry Potter and the Curse Child.
Speaker 2: Oh that's like the.
Speaker 1: Hot play right now. Wow? Is she excited about that?
Speaker 1: Because I was looking at taking my kids to though
Speaker 1: if she's a Harry Potter fan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she seemed excited.
Speaker 3: I mean we did talk about like what movies we
Speaker 3: liked in nostalgia and Harry Potter did come out.
Speaker 1: That's better. So you're reading the room. You got it
Speaker 1: dialed in, all right?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I thought so. But she's also not
Speaker 3: calling me back. So but I thought, you know, it
Speaker 3: was a good idea.
Speaker 1: Let's not blame the play for that. That was something
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 2: Hear the full story before we started to sign and
Speaker 2: blame anywhere. So tell us about the date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was standing outside the theater and I
Speaker 3: was waiting, and she came up, and she looks great.
Speaker 3: The first thing I noticed was she had beautiful eyes,
Speaker 3: like really big eyes.
Speaker 1: Big eyes, like a Disney princess effect. You know, their
Speaker 1: eyes are seriously the size of their head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a deer who's about to get struck by
Speaker 2: a truck. Wow, that's sort of very wide. No, I
Speaker 2: imagine she looks like a Pixar dear. Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 3: I would say more princess than deer. But I definitely
Speaker 3: got locked back.
Speaker 1: You know what you get little tiny noses, humbles of
Speaker 1: those things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, So how did it go?
Speaker 3: I mean it was great. We started talking right away
Speaker 3: off the bat. She's asking questions, She's very active and
Speaker 3: listening and wants to know more about me, and so
Speaker 3: we were able to get in like quite a conversation.
Speaker 2: YEA, yeah, that is nice. I feel like you kind
Speaker 2: of have to rush your conversation too, because you know,
Speaker 2: for the next like forty five minutes, you won't be
Speaker 2: able to say anything to each other.
Speaker 3: Well, we purposely like got there before they even like
Speaker 3: opened up the house. Yeah, and got to get to
Speaker 3: our seat. That was enough time to sit and chat
Speaker 3: and even an intermission too. We made sure the talk
Speaker 3: and grab something to drink and then be able to actually,
Speaker 3: you know, talk to each other.
Speaker 1: And did you I mean you talked about her asking
Speaker 1: you questions? Did you do a good job asking questions?
Speaker 3: I mean I think I did. You know, I was
Speaker 3: just trying to come up with some different things to
Speaker 3: ask her and joke a little bit, but I mean
Speaker 3: I was nervous, so I don't know. I thought I
Speaker 3: did a good job.
Speaker 2: How did the night end?
Speaker 3: Well, when the show was done, we stopped by like
Speaker 3: the souvenir stand and I bought her a wand.
Speaker 1: Oh you did, dude, that's some cash.
Speaker 2: Did she appreciate that?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 3: So at the end of the night, I try to
Speaker 3: make it like a thing, like you know, I really
Speaker 3: want you to remember the magic of this evening.
Speaker 1: Did you have Harry Potter super fan or no? Should
Speaker 1: we ask this.
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I'm a super fan, but I am
Speaker 3: a gryffindor if you care, same fact to answer.
Speaker 2: That way, because I think you're a super fan. Are
Speaker 2: you alluding to Maybe she picked up on that and
Speaker 2: she didn't like how geeky he was about it.
Speaker 5: Like we talk about Disney adults, Harry Potter adults is
Speaker 5: another type of group.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might not fall into it.
Speaker 1: I did try to date a guy once who read
Speaker 1: Harry Potter to me out loud, and that was the
Speaker 1: last time we hung out.
Speaker 2: Because I love it.
Speaker 1: I love Harry Potter, even for me like that was because.
Speaker 2: He didn't do the voices good.
Speaker 1: He didn't do any voices in fact, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Okay, But again, Brooke, like we've said before, we don't
Speaker 2: talk about cousins stories here, so stick to job. Joe.
Speaker 2: I mean you bought her a gift, you enjoyed the show.
Speaker 2: Was there like a kiss at the end? Was there
Speaker 2: a hug? How did you leave it well?
Speaker 4: At the end?
Speaker 3: I said, hey, do you want to like hang out
Speaker 3: some more? And I mean I had no plan what
Speaker 3: we would do, but I wasn't exactly ready to be done.
Speaker 3: But she said she had to work in the morning,
Speaker 3: but she had a good time, so she wouldn't be
Speaker 3: able to hang out more. And I will say. She
Speaker 3: then held her hand up for a high five.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not necessarily bad. I mean, high five is
Speaker 1: like good job.
Speaker 6: On the date.
Speaker 2: Also, you can interlock fingers during the high five and
Speaker 2: make it a little sexier.
Speaker 3: That's weird, well would So I gave her the high
Speaker 3: five back, and then we talked a little bit more,
Speaker 3: and then I gave her a high five.
Speaker 5: Wow, you're in this weird high five cycle exactly.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know. I felt like high five again.
Speaker 3: And then we did hug after that, so it was
Speaker 3: too high five in a hug.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you guys came up with your own
Speaker 1: secret Handshae.
Speaker 2: It's like Patty Cake right outside her car. Two high
Speaker 2: five's in a hug. Does that add up to almost
Speaker 2: a kiss?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, it's one high five away from home base.
Speaker 2: Romantically, we're doing all right, So how how long has
Speaker 2: it been since you last saw her.
Speaker 3: I mean it's been you know, like five days, five
Speaker 3: six days, and she.
Speaker 1: Hasn't answered to you at all since the date.
Speaker 3: No, not really, And now I'm starting to wonder maybe
Speaker 3: the play wasn't a good idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We still had a good time.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's disappointed the wand didn't really make magic.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, nothing did rise up. But that's what
Speaker 3: you're saying.
Speaker 5: It wasn't what I was saying. I was more into
Speaker 5: like childlike wonder.
Speaker 2: But okay, so we'll try and reach out to Brittany
Speaker 2: here and figure out why your love spell hasn't been
Speaker 2: working its magic on her. We'll come back and do
Speaker 2: it with your second date update right after this, Brook and.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.
Speaker 2: Even though this wasn't a Harry Potter date, it kind
Speaker 2: of was, Yeah, because our listener job took a woman
Speaker 2: named Brittany to see the play Harry Potter and the
Speaker 2: Cursed Child. Yeah, and not only did they watch really
Speaker 2: cool special effects with magic and I'm assuming lightning bolts
Speaker 2: coming out of the ceiling, but he even bought her
Speaker 2: a souvenir a wand to remember the magic of their
Speaker 2: evening together. Yes, but I don't know how powerful that
Speaker 2: wand was because their interaction ended with two high fives
Speaker 2: in a hug.
Speaker 1: I'm just feeling like the high five was very much
Speaker 1: a long bottom thing to do. Oh you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: It's a good lesson never buy your date anything. What
Speaker 2: only bad things can happen when you spend money on
Speaker 2: other people. So it's been four to five days he
Speaker 2: hasn't really heard back from her. Can we save it?
Speaker 2: We all?
Speaker 1: Are you asking? Just answer?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was asking the room, but it's probably Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you did, we're gonna try, jeff try job. How does
Speaker 2: that feel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm really anxious to know, like if
Speaker 3: it was the play or something I did, so, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd love to know the why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the play would be the best option in those
Speaker 1: lists of probably not your hands. Sorry, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: isn't it a great play?
Speaker 2: Okay, We're gonna turn off Alexis's microphone and just now, optimistically,
Speaker 2: here we go. Well, hey is this Brittany.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Brittany.
Speaker 2: Hey Brittany. This is a radio show called Brooke and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Brittany.
Speaker 3: The shows here.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 2: Hi. We're sorry to interrupt your day, but we would
Speaker 2: really like to talk to you a little bit regarding
Speaker 2: a segment that we do call the Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: Okay, could be kind of a play review at the
Speaker 1: same time, you know, Oh yes, no, that's just going
Speaker 1: to confuse her more. Continue on, Jack and tell her.
Speaker 2: So basically the Second Date Update. If you're not familiar,
Speaker 2: one of our listeners took you on a date the
Speaker 2: other night. He had a really great time, was hoping
Speaker 2: that he could see you again, but he's not sure
Speaker 2: where you stand. I'm talking about a guy named Job.
Speaker 4: Oh really, he reached out to you, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he hasn't heard anything from you. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you've not responded at all since the Harry Potter play.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, I can't believe.
Speaker 2: Really weird, I mean, to him, it's like someone cast
Speaker 2: a spell and you suddenly vanished.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just it's really weird. I wasn't really planning
Speaker 4: on calling him back.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, so he read that right, Yeah that's Jacob.
Speaker 2: Okay, but he did have a lot of questions like
Speaker 2: did you not like him? Did you not like the play?
Speaker 2: Did he say something wrong? Do something weird. He's just
Speaker 2: he's clueless.
Speaker 4: Hmmm. I don't really know what he told you. But
Speaker 4: the date ended kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Weird, like he did something weird.
Speaker 4: I don't even know if he knows about it.
Speaker 1: I thought for sure you were going to be talking
Speaker 1: about the high fives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, double high five and then a hug.
Speaker 6: I mean, he was nice and everything, but he wanted
Speaker 6: to hang out more, and I was really like, I
Speaker 6: have to work in the morning, and he was like, okay,
Speaker 6: and he left, and I realized that I didn't have
Speaker 6: my phone on me.
Speaker 4: I had dressed up because the theater, you.
Speaker 6: Know, I was doing a nice dress, and I didn't
Speaker 6: have pockets or anything. And I realized I thought I
Speaker 6: left my.
Speaker 4: Phone at the seat. So I kind of started freaking out.
Speaker 1: A little bit and ran back to the theater. Y, okay,
Speaker 1: so you went back in the theater to look for
Speaker 1: your phone, and I hope somebody found it. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're talking to you, so, oh yeah, that's a good side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my phone was at the seat, luckily, because that
Speaker 4: could have been bad. But while I was there, a
Speaker 4: bunch of the cast were taking pictures inside, like on
Speaker 4: the set. It was like really cool with a bunch
Speaker 4: of I guess, select people with the audience and some kids.
Speaker 4: I guess maybe it was like a kids night. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: That's cool. So the actors and other people are all
Speaker 1: on stage.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was so cool, and I was like, whoa,
Speaker 6: I'm here, and mins well, try to get in on this.
Speaker 4: So I went up on.
Speaker 6: The stage and I got a few pictures and I
Speaker 6: started talking to people and okay.
Speaker 2: But how does this have to do with why you're
Speaker 2: not calling Joe back for another day because you found
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 6: Well, I started flirting with one of the cast mates,
Speaker 6: and basically I wound up hooking up with the adult
Speaker 6: Ron Weasley.
Speaker 1: What. Yeah, Like you went home with Ron Weasley that night.
Speaker 4: I guess maybe I was just start struck.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But he was so like persistent about hanging out with
Speaker 4: me after we were talking on the stage, and he
Speaker 4: kind of was a little more forceful than Joe, and
Speaker 4: I kind of liked that he wouldn't take no for
Speaker 4: an answer. So we wound up going to.
Speaker 1: That way. Yeah, and you guys were.
Speaker 6: Yes, he wanted to hang out, and he was like, look,
Speaker 6: I'm only in town.
Speaker 4: For a few weeks, Like we just had an instant connected.
Speaker 1: But like, why would you like risk hanging out with
Speaker 1: a guy that you can see and actually have a
Speaker 1: relationship like Job, rather than a guy who's on a
Speaker 1: traveling seater A guy y too. I mean, he's just
Speaker 1: a person who is acting like Ron Weasley.
Speaker 4: Well he was Ron Weasley to me that night.
Speaker 5: I mean, out of all of the Harry Potter characters, honestly,
Speaker 5: that's least attractive.
Speaker 2: He got hermione, so he's got some charge.
Speaker 4: Don't underestimate Ron Weasley.
Speaker 2: Okay, I am. I am cringing right now, not only
Speaker 2: at the idea of her making out with adult Ron Weasley,
Speaker 2: but at the idea of Job quietly listening and hearing
Speaker 2: all of this on the other line that for him.
Speaker 4: You're joking, right.
Speaker 2: No, unfortunately, I'm not. Job is there at least I
Speaker 2: think he's Job.
Speaker 3: Hih wow, man, body, sorry, I cannot believe this story.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. So you're he went back and you hooked
Speaker 3: up with Ron Weasley.
Speaker 4: It wasn't intentional. I left my phone there, but yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what happened.
Speaker 1: She only made out with them.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, we actually did a little more, but
Speaker 4: I tell you guys that, of course you.
Speaker 2: Keep going, Oh god, how are you feeling right now
Speaker 2: hearing all this?
Speaker 3: I guess I got to know, Like, so you would
Speaker 3: rather like go and like hook up with some random
Speaker 3: traveling actor but not spend any time with the guy
Speaker 3: that like paid for everything. I will make sure I
Speaker 3: get this right, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say that sounds kind of bitter there.
Speaker 3: My man. Well, I'm just saying, like, we talked, we
Speaker 3: spent time together, we got to know each other. You
Speaker 3: don't know anything about this guy, and then you're gonna
Speaker 3: like hook up with him instead of going home and
Speaker 3: sleeping going to work.
Speaker 4: But do you know about him somewhat? I mean his
Speaker 4: bio is in the program. I don't know you anything.
Speaker 4: I mean we tried to go out. I mean, you're
Speaker 4: really nice. I had a nice time with you, but
Speaker 4: the chemistry just wasn't the same.
Speaker 1: And honestly, you're giving off kind of Malfoy vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, job, but that's probably funny too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's not funny.
Speaker 1: Actually surprised he wasn't like a cool It was Wesley
Speaker 1: that was really good.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe this is the right time to jump in
Speaker 2: and offer to send you and Joe about on another date.
Speaker 1: Dude, why not? I mean, honestly, Weasley is going to
Speaker 1: be gone soon. Give job to try.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not going to see adult Ron Weasley again,
Speaker 2: are you? Oh boy, he's not gonna fly you all
Speaker 2: around the country now, is.
Speaker 1: He on his broom?
Speaker 4: I mean he's in town for a few weeks, so
Speaker 4: I am saying him again. Oh God, got like the
Speaker 4: circus or they're in town for three.
Speaker 3: Days, like.
Speaker 2: It is like a couple of months. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be Ron Weasley's girlfriend while he's in town.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is what it is.
Speaker 4: I'm not really thinking of it like that, but we're
Speaker 4: having a nice time.
Speaker 3: Never in my wildish dreams that I think i'd be
Speaker 3: blocked by Wan Weasley.
Speaker 2: A lot of wizards have said that before.
Speaker 1: At least she still has the wand to remember you.
Speaker 4: By job right, and we used it that night.
Speaker 2: Oh let's not. Let's not even go there, Brooke. I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, do you want your wand back?
Speaker 1: But I think I know the answer.
Speaker 2: All right, Job, I'm sorry, man, but the good news
Speaker 2: is at least you got your answer.
Speaker 3: Oh, I got my answer, all right.
Speaker 1: I guess you you're not a big fan of Harry
Speaker 1: Potter anymore.
Speaker 3: It's definitely changed a little.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Man Job's mood definitely changed there. Like in part one,
Speaker 2: he was so happy and hopeful telling us about his
Speaker 2: date and how much fun it was, and then we
Speaker 2: get the news that she did wand play with adult
Speaker 2: Ron Weasley, and everything went off the rails. He got
Speaker 2: like really quiet, kind of like surly, almost angry.
Speaker 1: Dude, how does Ron have so much like I don't
Speaker 1: know what's the word game?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, seriously, Yeah, I mean I wanted to know
Speaker 2: more information about what happened.
Speaker 1: But you wanted more wand information.
Speaker 2: I certainly did.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling, but I wann't know if.
Speaker 2: He's got the pet rat scabbers.
Speaker 1: Watch but that didn't end well with Scrapper's member.
Speaker 2: I want all the deats. But regardless, he saw the
Speaker 2: writing on the wall, couldn't hold a floating candle to
Speaker 2: adult Ron. So yep about out early Weasley's weasel their
Speaker 2: way in time.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's gonna have to be careful at play he
Speaker 1: takes in the future. I will say Ron's older brothers
Speaker 1: always seemed more attractive to me. Remember there's the Dragon
Speaker 1: Slayer one. No, yeah, that guy.
Speaker 2: That a lot of whizz in the Weasley house. But
Speaker 2: you want to hear more second dates of people getting
Speaker 2: wanded in a back alley by Ron Weasley. We've got
Speaker 2: tons of them. Go find them on our podcast at
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey