Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran's phone tap, Garrett, He has the phone tap?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Garrett?
Speaker 2: So Aaron wants to play a phone tap on her
Speaker 2: son Matt. Now, Matt took some time off before he
Speaker 2: decided to go to college, and he's about to go
Speaker 2: in a few weeks. So I'm gonna call Matt as
Speaker 2: his new incoming roommate for the new year. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: see what happens. Hello, Hey, is this Matt? Yeah, dude, whoa,
Speaker 2: it's me Jeff, your new roommate. Oh awesome, what's up dude?
Speaker 2: Two weeks or so me and you roommates? Buddy, awesome manes, dude,
Speaker 2: I can't wait, dude, this is gonna be awesome. Is
Speaker 2: there anything that you know you want me to bring
Speaker 2: or you know that you might be bringing yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man, I got small fridge I'll bring. Don't worry about
Speaker 2: the food. I got a hookup at the supermarket down
Speaker 2: the block from school. One of one of my uncles
Speaker 2: knows a guy, so food will be none to worry about.
Speaker 2: Are you a fan of the party atmosphere, because I'm
Speaker 2: all about the party vibe at school.
Speaker 1: Of course girlfriends, yes, no.
Speaker 2: Maybe, all right, don't worry about it. We don't need girlfriends.
Speaker 2: We'll have we'll have a girl every night, if you know.
Speaker 2: One's saying, man, girlfriends in college, bring it down. Man,
Speaker 2: do you know what you're going to school for? Like what?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Engineering? All right, cool, Yeah, I'm going into uh
Speaker 2: physical therapy myself. So I already hooked myself up. My
Speaker 2: parents got me this uh massuse table. So if you
Speaker 2: ever need a massage, I'm going to be the guy
Speaker 2: to hook you up. All right, okay, all right, I'm
Speaker 2: the lady. I think you should probably stick to the ladies, right, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying, you know, we're brothers, now blood brothers. Everything.
Speaker 2: You know, we're gonna share beers and you know, if
Speaker 2: you got a little crink in your back, I'm going
Speaker 2: to be the guy to hook you up, so don't
Speaker 2: even worry about it. Speaking of which, are you into threesomes?
Speaker 1: Like what I mean?
Speaker 2: Silly questions, silly question just joke and that's that's my nature.
Speaker 2: But but would you consider it? Uh yeah, sure? Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, so listen, I got to get back to work.
Speaker 2: I just want to see how you're doing. But whatever
Speaker 2: you need, you just give me a call and I'll
Speaker 2: see in a few weeks. All right, brother, all right, man,
Speaker 2: talk to you later. Okay, bye, Erin. I think he's
Speaker 2: a little freaked out right now.
Speaker 1: He's trying to call me right now.
Speaker 2: All right, right, all right, don't pick up. We'll call
Speaker 2: him right back and we'll take it from there.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Hello, Hey, I saw you called me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mom, I don't I'm not going to school. I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm going to go off to school. I
Speaker 2: can do school like online or something. I've been thinking
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: And listen, we all get cold feet. I felt the
Speaker 1: same way when I went off to school. It's okay, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Mean I just talked to my roommate. He just called me,
Speaker 2: and you know, I haven't met him really.
Speaker 1: But basically a nice boy. It's so so you know
Speaker 1: already who your roommate is.
Speaker 2: No, but then he offers, like to give me a
Speaker 2: massage and stuff like he's like a masseuse and he's
Speaker 2: like bringing in his table.
Speaker 1: And second, wait, a massage. It's great because remember when
Speaker 1: you played soccer, you would always get those cramps in
Speaker 1: your legs. That's wonderful, then you could help you if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my my roommate I haven't even met
Speaker 1: yet to massage me.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Honey? Did I rad you to be that judgmental? So,
Speaker 1: you know, give this kid a chance. Have you met
Speaker 1: him yet? No?
Speaker 2: No, But you know most other kids don't worry about
Speaker 2: the roommates, like looming a up with oil and and
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, well, but the.
Speaker 1: Oil makes it easier for him to get in deep. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get.
Speaker 2: A massage by this guy. I can't believe you're not
Speaker 2: even backing me up. You don't even understand where I'm
Speaker 2: coming from. Hey, Matt, Hello, did your new roommate? Did
Speaker 2: you give his number? Your mom just played a phone
Speaker 2: tap on you. This is Garrethrom Elvis Durant in the
Speaker 2: Morning Show. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I told you I get you back. I told you,
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