WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Expecting the Unexpected

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<v Speaker 1>second DAO date. It's always nice to have fond memories

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<v Speaker 1>after a first date. Like I remember our first date

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<v Speaker 1>we had pasta overlooking the water. It was beautiful, or

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<v Speaker 1>it went for a long hike to the top of

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful mountain and saw the sunset a lovely memory.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I remember when I got physically assaulted by them

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<v Speaker 1>on a first date. That's always a great memory to have.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's sort of what happened to Harry, who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone right now and wants to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. His date physically assaulted him on their first date,

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<v Speaker 1>but he still wants to call her back. You'll understand

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<v Speaker 1>why he wants to call her back in a second Harry,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? Hey, I'm doing all right. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Pretty good? Man? Thank you for your email,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank you for agreeing to do a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update with us today. Before we get into how you

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<v Speaker 1>were physically a salted on your first date, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about the girl you want to call today,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Um, her name is Famantha. We met at

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<v Speaker 1>a club. I was out for my one of my

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<v Speaker 1>best friend's birthdays. We had in pre gaming parting in

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<v Speaker 1>the early evening. We went out and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>an amazing night and then I met her and she

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<v Speaker 1>had the most beautiful eyes, amazing legs, and we started talking.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sorry, I have to interrupt. You're making it

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<v Speaker 1>sound like the moment was just beautiful at she had

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful eyes. You're at a club, you just thought she

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<v Speaker 1>was hot. I think that's what he was saying. Beautiful eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's exactly what he was saying. Right there.

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<v Speaker 1>You said he was attracted to her. Yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>she was hot. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Okay, So how did you approach her at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar? I kind of just walked up to her

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<v Speaker 1>and just struck up a conversation. I was feeling really

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<v Speaker 1>confident because I had been drinking and yeah, it does

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<v Speaker 1>help a lot. So how long were you guys hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out together at the club. Um, we were probably at

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<v Speaker 1>the club for like two hours, drinking and dancing and

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out. So were you hour that thing? Were you

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<v Speaker 1>semi sober when you met her? I mean we were

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<v Speaker 1>drinking pretty much the whole time, so I was I

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty tipsy. Do you remember much of the conversation

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<v Speaker 1>with her or you don't really care? At the time,

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<v Speaker 1>it seemed like we were having such a brilliant conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>but I couldn't tell you. I've had many of those. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what always happens. You're like, oh man, we were

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<v Speaker 1>breaking down everything. Somebody shows you a video and you drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, I hadn't no idea what I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? All right, So how did the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the evening go with her? It was going really good.

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<v Speaker 1>We went back to my place, and you know, things

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<v Speaker 1>started to get a little intimate, which was nice. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's kind of when things took a turn for

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<v Speaker 1>the worst, and that's when the assault happened. Do I

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<v Speaker 1>have to say it? Yeah, you do have to say that,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Well, how do I put it? But we

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<v Speaker 1>were being intimate, um, while she was having her moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Somehow I got kneed in the face, so she kneed

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<v Speaker 1>him in the face while they were doing it. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you scream or what I mean? That had to ruin everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so shocked. I like I literally fell off

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<v Speaker 1>the bed um. It was really hard, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if it's from her knee or to fall off

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<v Speaker 1>the bed, but I had like a cut on like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the like edge of drug sex is the best,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it? Just flailing around on the bed, she knees

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<v Speaker 1>you in the head and you fall off and then

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<v Speaker 1>get a cut on your head. Yeah, I guess it's

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<v Speaker 1>funny now, but it wasn't so great at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>What did she say to you after that? From what

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, she just came right over and like was

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<v Speaker 1>really apologetic and trying to take care of me. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was kind of blacked out a bit. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>gets gas and bandage up your head, like you had

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<v Speaker 1>a huge head wound. Well, she took me in the

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<v Speaker 1>bad room and she was putting like cold water on

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<v Speaker 1>my forehead and like she got she got a little

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<v Speaker 1>like a towel and put it over my forehead, like

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<v Speaker 1>she was doing what she could. She injured you, of

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<v Speaker 1>course she's going to try to help you out. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't call you back after a night like that either,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds horrible. That's exactly what I'm worried about. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she's embarrassed because we're having a great I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like I'm embarrassed. I can't imagine what she

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<v Speaker 1>feels like, like the most bizarre thing that's ever happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Have you sent her any text messages or

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<v Speaker 1>call her being like, hey, I think it's funny what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, don't be embarrassed now. I've been texting her,

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<v Speaker 1>like I texted her like a bunch of time, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make her feel better, and you know, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like to like play it down like it's a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, she doesn't she I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>just see the bandage on my forehead, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>as she said anything back to you at all. No,

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<v Speaker 1>my guess is she probably is embarrassed and doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to call you back after that. I can understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm thinking, because you know, in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't there. She just laughed like that's That's exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm thinking. When you give your date a concussion

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<v Speaker 1>on the first date during sex, you might be a

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<v Speaker 1>little scared to call them back. Yeah, So, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I think you gets an email. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song, come back, call her, hear

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<v Speaker 1>her side of the story, and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, fucking jubil in the morning. Today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update should be a lesson to all of the

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<v Speaker 1>ladies listening right now. If you want a guy to

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<v Speaker 1>be interested in you so much so that he's willing

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<v Speaker 1>to call a radio station to get a hold of you,

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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is knee him in the

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<v Speaker 1>head during sexual relations. That's all. That's all it takes

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<v Speaker 1>for a guy to really want to call you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Harry is on the phone with us, and today he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call a girl named Samantha. Samantha and him

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<v Speaker 1>had a drunken night at his place. They were hammered.

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<v Speaker 1>They were doing the things that people do when they're hammered,

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<v Speaker 1>and in the middle of it, she kneed him in

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<v Speaker 1>the head and then he fell off the bed and

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<v Speaker 1>cut his head, and when he woke up in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>she was gone. So he's assuming that she was just

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<v Speaker 1>a little embarrassed about the situation and isn't calling him back. Harry,

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<v Speaker 1>before we make your phone call. How long ago did

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<v Speaker 1>this happen? The actual incident was probably like a month ago.

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<v Speaker 1>That long that you've been trying to get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of her. Do you have it worked out in your

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<v Speaker 1>head what you're gonna say once you get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. That's what you guys are here to help,

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<v Speaker 1>far right? And how many text messages have you sent

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<v Speaker 1>her telling her that it's okay what she did? Too?

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<v Speaker 1>Many a bunch? All right, Well, I'm gonna dial the

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<v Speaker 1>phone number, see if we can get her on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and get your second day update. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello. Hi, is Samantha there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, she's in the shower. Can I take a message? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Who am I speaking with? This? Is? Is this stuff office?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'd really like to speak to Samantha. Please, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a boyfriend. I can speak for It's fun. You're her boyfriend? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you calling us back about the appointment? Yes? I am,

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<v Speaker 1>And the results are all back. What are you talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't been in yet. Oh no, I got all

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<v Speaker 1>the results right here. No, I'm sure we haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>in yet. We were coming into the pregnancy test. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>those are the results. You're looking for. Yeah, yes it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And you say that you haven't been in for the

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<v Speaker 1>pregnancy test yet. No, we haven't been into the pregnancy

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<v Speaker 1>test day. All right, what I'm looking at is wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm sorry. My notes say that you guys went in,

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<v Speaker 1>so you need an appointment. Yeah, that's where we were

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<v Speaker 1>waiting on. Okay, at it cool? Well I should talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her about this. I mean, she's in the shower,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess you could call it back. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do that. How about that. I'll check my notes

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm obviously something I gotta screwed up. It says

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<v Speaker 1>that you've already been in and you haven't, so I'll

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<v Speaker 1>check my notes and then i'll give her a call. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thanks so much. Yeah, thank you. What was

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<v Speaker 1>your name again? Oh I'm Kevin, Kevin. Looking forward to

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<v Speaker 1>seeing you. All right, thank you? Yep? Bye bye? Oh wow, Harry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what to say. What the Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god? I hope you don't mind me letting that

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<v Speaker 1>guy go. I felt like I felt like I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have revealed to him that this was a big thing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's that. Yeah, I felt like this as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>he started talking about doctor's office. I was screwing with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and then as soon as he said the pregan thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't do it. Man, Man, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do? Are you going to content? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do anything to look at the timing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't jump to conclusions, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you're talking about you hooked up a month ago

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<v Speaker 1>and she's just now going to a doctor's office, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, I use protection definitely, sometimes it can fail you. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not I just can't believe that happened. Yeah, neither

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<v Speaker 1>to say. I mean like, it's nothing like this has

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<v Speaker 1>ever happened to me before. This is I can still,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, try to call back and get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone at some point and see if no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, no no no. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get involved anyway. Do you think that there's any way

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe this is like a new boyfriend. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to look at like some sort of positive out

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<v Speaker 1>of this that she wants to have a baby with.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think it's pretty obvious, Harry, she

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<v Speaker 1>was at the bar drunk, hooked up with you realized

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<v Speaker 1>that she made a mistake, probably feeling guilty not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back because she has a boyfriend who she thinks

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<v Speaker 1>may have gotten her pregnant. Oh man, oh this is

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<v Speaker 1>so insane. Yeah, I mean I had no idea she

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<v Speaker 1>seems single. Yeah? Did she ever say to you throughout

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<v Speaker 1>your date? Did she seemed like she had a boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>or anything at all? Not at all? Did she seem

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<v Speaker 1>like she had a bunt in the omen at all? No? No, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Some guys are attracted to that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Drinking all night, do you, boy? I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's a pretty indication, good indication. I just can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that's happened. Well, this is normally the time where I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go out a second date? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. I don't really know how to handle

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<v Speaker 1>this one at all. Um. I guess I can send

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<v Speaker 1>you out on a date with a text messager somebody

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<v Speaker 1>texts into the show? Do you want to date with

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<v Speaker 1>just a random person from the show? You know? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think I should be more cautious until I

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Yeah, exactly, because trust me, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to date with anybody that's texting into our show

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<v Speaker 1>at seven eighty five nine two. All right, well, at

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<v Speaker 1>least you got your answer. Yeah. Yeah. I hope for

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<v Speaker 1>you that, like seventeen years from now, some kid doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>show up and go, hey, we have the same nose

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<v Speaker 1>he poked up with my mom years ago. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>that is not funny at all. I think it is

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I want to address something. I'll text

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<v Speaker 1>message Bard right now at seven eighty five nine too. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not calling that girl back. I am not

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. It's broken jewel in the morning, I'm moving

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two point five. If you don't know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, I'm talking about the second date update that

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<v Speaker 1>we just played. Wow, this guy Harry wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>call this girl. I'm not using her name. We actually

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<v Speaker 1>beeped it out in the second day update when we

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<v Speaker 1>taped it because I don't want to blow up her

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<v Speaker 1>spot too much. But a guy named Kevin answered the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>We left that name in there because there's lots of

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin's whatever. But anyway, a guy named Kevin answered the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was joking with him because he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is this a doctor's office? And I was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>doing my thing like good, it is a doctor's office,

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<v Speaker 1>like an idiot, like I do. And then it came

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<v Speaker 1>out that apparently they are trying to make an appointment

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<v Speaker 1>for a pregnancy test. Harry hooked up with this girl.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a wild night. She ended up kneeing him

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<v Speaker 1>in the face while they were doing it, which is funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she left the next day. He thought maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she was embarrassed. Turns out she probably was embarrassed and

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit upset her herself that she cheated on

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<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend, because this guy sounded like they lived together

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<v Speaker 1>and they've probably been together a long time. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>decided to stop it and not continue to go on

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<v Speaker 1>with it anymore. And thank you, by the way, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you everybody on Twitter who has tweeted me and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>texting in at seven, eight, five and nine two saying

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<v Speaker 1>I did the right thing for once in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so worried that you were gonna like say something.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to it. I really was. I really

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<v Speaker 1>was like on the fence. I'm like, all right, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't. I can't put them on blast like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if if this girl cheated on the dude, that's

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, but if there's an unborn kid involved, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be the guy to ruin that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'll let them figure that's that out on their own.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's no there's no way you make a doctor

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<v Speaker 1>appointment for a pregnancy test unless you've already taken a

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<v Speaker 1>pregnancy test and it's come back positive. Yeah, like that's

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<v Speaker 1>this is real life. It's not a joke. Yeah, have

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<v Speaker 1>been awesome just to do it. Like they're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>what you cheated on me? And now this might be

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<v Speaker 1>that guy's kid and we're just like Jose's in the

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<v Speaker 1>background just going crazy. This is nuts. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>your lives are ruined. Yeah, we hit the big like

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jubele in the morning Sweeper out of the

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<v Speaker 1>Week coming up next. Ye, as a matter of fact

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<v Speaker 1>that it's coming up next. That's the guys that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to go on a date and talk about it? Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys want to go out. Yeah, it would just

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<v Speaker 1>have all been terrible. So for the first time in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, I thought it'd make the appropriate decision and

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