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Speaker 1: Time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what

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Speaker 1: you got for his nest?

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Speaker 2: You know, we baptized some kids while back. They just

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Speaker 2: they're not acting right. So I want to go back

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Speaker 2: and get the kids redipped. You understand, we need to

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Speaker 2: get them redipped. They need to be baptized again because

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Speaker 2: it just it's it didn't work. The first one didn't work.

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Speaker 2: The first baptism didn't work. So we gotta they need

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Speaker 2: to be washed. Okay, the kid needs to be washed.

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Speaker 2: They need to be baptized again. So we calling this

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Speaker 2: redip because they just they just trifled. They really are

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Speaker 2: redep Let's go cat dog.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to beat cast Henry. This faster

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Speaker 1: to Henry. How you doing? You're a caster of a

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Speaker 1: Greater New Hope Baptist right?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well yes I am answer.

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Speaker 1: My name is Patrick. My name is Patrick Davis. Uh

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Speaker 1: uh doing there? How you doing? Sir? I went there

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Speaker 1: to your church about them about two and a half

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Speaker 1: years ago. I went there and New York. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: got our kids baptized there. So are you.

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Speaker 3: Coming back to it or are you? Uh uh? What

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Speaker 3: was the current church?

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Speaker 1: Hold? Well, we we haven't been in a minute, you know.

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Speaker 1: For you you you baptized my son and my daughter Kareem.

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Speaker 1: All right, you baptized them. I don't, I don't think you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you do a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I was about to say I do a lot.

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Speaker 1: I can't really pend point in name like that. He said.

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Speaker 3: It was about a couple of years ago, two three.

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Speaker 1: Years by between two and between two and three years ago.

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Speaker 1: You you baptized my little girl and my son.

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Speaker 3: Okay, blessed on that. I'm I'm glad I was able

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Speaker 3: to do that service. I was wondering, how did you

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Speaker 3: get my number? Usually any things like this usually get

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Speaker 3: handled with the church, you know, one of my deacons

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Speaker 3: or my secretary. But uh uh did you call the

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Speaker 3: church and they gave you my number?

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Speaker 1: This this guy at the church, let me see, his

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Speaker 1: name is oh dog Dobbs, brother, brother Dobbs, brother, brother.

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Speaker 3: I gave you my phone number, my information.

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Speaker 1: Brother Dobbs. I got this from Brother Dobbs that I

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Speaker 1: you I could reach you. Now you know him right,

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Speaker 1: he's one of your deacons. Brother, He's that's a good

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Speaker 1: man right there.

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Speaker 3: I know the many.

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Speaker 1: Years Okay, him. I roathm for wanting to talk to

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Speaker 1: you directly. Okay, like I said, you baptized my little

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Speaker 1: girl Tailoring and my son Kareem. What are baptizeding is

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Speaker 1: supposed to me? You cleansing them and you're watching them Brad. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's my problem here, my problem. You baptized my kids.

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Speaker 1: But it ain't nothing saying they grades still bad. They

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Speaker 1: still did obediingly. I don't see where your dad right

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Speaker 1: now hold on limited day is not if you don't,

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Speaker 1: if you just let me. I don't see where your

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Speaker 1: baptized has done anything advertizing. I don't know that I

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Speaker 1: spent when I was there. I want that money back.

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Speaker 3: Now now, Okay, now you concuse me. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: I think you know we need to stop this man

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Speaker 3: this right now, because you're talking about you want money

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Speaker 3: back baptized. I'm like with baptized your kids. I've been

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Speaker 3: at this church for many years, so I won't doubt

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Speaker 3: that I'm probably the past that you're looking for. But

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Speaker 3: I just don't understand what you're trying to get at

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Speaker 3: here about the baptism that.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying you're supposed to when when people get baptized.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to change them.

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Speaker 3: Cleansing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I see, yes, cleansing them. But my kids let.

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Speaker 3: Me let me ask you. I'm just trying to brother,

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Speaker 3: I'm just just trying to get to the bottom of this,

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Speaker 3: you know. I mean, because like I said, when we

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Speaker 3: get understand how you got my numbers, the.

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Speaker 1: Bottom of it is your your baptizing ain't doing nothing.

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Speaker 1: My kids will still grave bad, they still blow yo.

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Speaker 3: That why they haven't become to church. You say you're

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Speaker 3: not going to any congregation. Maybe you guys need to

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Speaker 3: come on back to church, sit in or some sermons.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: I even work with your one on one, but I can't.

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Speaker 1: When you when you have baptized THEMN, I should see

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Speaker 1: a change in them, and I don't see a change.

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Speaker 1: But all the time I was going to your church,

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Speaker 1: I'm paying for these tithes. Well then I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: any man. At the end of the days past here.

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Speaker 1: I want my money back. That's what That's what we have,

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Speaker 1: not that, brother David.

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Speaker 3: That's not how it worked. Brother, you understand, I'm not

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to raise my voice at you, but

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Speaker 3: you all over, you all over you want money back.

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Speaker 3: I understand what can I do for you? I can

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Speaker 3: tell you now, you what.

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Speaker 1: You can do. My kids. I have got them baptized

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Speaker 1: over there with you all that time I was going

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Speaker 1: paying anee time, and I get my kids baptized, and

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Speaker 3: Have nothing to do with the baptism.

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Speaker 1: The times had something to do with all the time

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Speaker 1: I spent over there, and I'm not beating anything. And return, brother,

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Speaker 1: that's what you call in the world.

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Speaker 4: Am I gonna figure out how much CODs you need?

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Speaker 1: I know you get me think about that. I know exactly.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: You call him home with this nonsense.

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Speaker 4: You're not even a member of my congregation, and.

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Speaker 3: I just don't like it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe who gonna take you? Ready? Your boy said, just

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Speaker 1: because you're gonna show you a man of the problem,

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Speaker 1: don't mean that that's because I'm a man of God.

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Speaker 4: Don't mean I can't cut your out. You understand that. Brothers,

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Speaker 4: If it's something you need to deal with, you need.

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Speaker 3: To talk to people at the church.

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Speaker 1: Why do I need to talk to brother, doc. When

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to that, I do not need to the

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Speaker 1: problem right now. You're a problem.

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Speaker 3: I'm the problem.

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Speaker 1: I just went a bunch of tide money and I

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Speaker 1: won't I know exactly how much I spent over there,

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Speaker 1: and I want my money back.

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Speaker 3: Brother, about that?

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Speaker 4: That's what I care about.

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Speaker 1: Your time?

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Speaker 5: So I said, your time. Want me to spell it out, Well,

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Speaker 5: here's Comcast kids.

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Speaker 1: To spell out. I bet they know.

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Speaker 4: How to spell it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll be currently about no damn behavior issues with

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Speaker 5: your kids. God, you baptized, that's ques.

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Speaker 4: You need to be asking. Is you living your life?

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Speaker 1: Think the five?

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Speaker 4: Huh?

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Speaker 1: You know what? You know what?

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Speaker 3: Brothers, I didn't got out beside myself, and I am sorry, brother.

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Speaker 3: I should not be using five language. Skin. I think

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Speaker 3: what's going on. We need to We need to get

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Speaker 3: you and your children, your wife come on down to

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Speaker 3: service on Sunday. I will sit with you as long

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Speaker 3: as I can. I truly, I truly think counseling and

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Speaker 3: talk is the only way out of it. We should

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Speaker 3: not be fighting on this phone now. Once again, I

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Speaker 3: hope you accept my apology for my language.

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Speaker 1: Now, can I ask you something?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, son, I can hear you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Brother Dobbs tells me that you and him are together,

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Speaker 1: y'all together some mornings having called. You and Brother Dobbs are.

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Speaker 3: Every morning that I'm not had they need function or

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Speaker 3: doing something for the building maintenance of the church.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely he's a good brother.

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Speaker 3: Like I told you, I know him for many years, right.

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Speaker 1: Right, And he's said that when y'all having call, fe

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Speaker 1: that y'all y'all listening to the radio. Is that right? Well,

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Speaker 1: I suppose y'all be listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Stay fast.

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Speaker 3: It's so fun.

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Speaker 1: This is this is a nephew Tilly man from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Brother Dom just got me the

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Speaker 1: brank phone call. You know.

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Speaker 4: Now wait, the brother donnew about this.

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Speaker 1: He gave me your number.

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Speaker 3: I'm too scared to cuss another word out of my character.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think I didn't did enough for a lifetime

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Speaker 3: to day. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm probably

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Speaker 3: as real as they come. And I tell my Congress

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Speaker 3: all the time. I even slip up. So I think

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Speaker 3: it would only be right if before you place.

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Speaker 1: Let me or something. Man, what is the baddest And

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the bad and this twenty.

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Speaker 3: All man, I'm already there, man, this one more than show.

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Speaker 1: Here you go, all right, I said, no need for

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Speaker 1: an applause.

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Speaker 2: I'm good with that.

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Speaker 5: Good good, good, good good good.

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Speaker 3: Huh uh huh.

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Speaker 2: What a shock, y'all with my ignorance.

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Speaker 1: No that was shock. No, no, no, no, no shock

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Speaker 1: business as usual with no more shock value in me.

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Speaker 2: All right, le seeing time thirteen fourteen, fifteen, sixteenth of

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Speaker 2: March comedy off Broadway. The Nephew is Coming to Town.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale right now, laying in the cut

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Speaker 2: brick time, brick town. That's Oklahoma City, Baby, the Nephew

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Speaker 2: is coming there. Twenty eight, twenty ninth, and thirty of

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Speaker 2: the March tickets on zero right now. Surely, North Carolina,

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Speaker 2: April fourth, fifth, and sixth at the Comedy Zone, Hicks

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Speaker 2: own sale right now