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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning show. You know what, we love

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Speaker 1: working for this company. I heart it really. They take

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Speaker 1: very good care of us, right they do. But you know,

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Speaker 1: in the corporate world it's you know, there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of stuff you got to abide by, including these tests

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Speaker 1: they give us and these online seminars. Oh yeah, every

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Speaker 1: year we have to take harassment seminars and um all

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Speaker 1: sorts of whatever disclosures and the Code of Conduct code.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Code of Conduct. There's actually one in

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Speaker 1: my mailbox. Now what's the new one? Oh? Is there

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Speaker 1: a new ham the sexual harassment wood. I thought, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a little overdue there, Duran, I need to take that.

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Speaker 1: By the way, you're really filling out those pants beautiful today.

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Speaker 1: Well hello there, what does that mean to joke? Let

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Speaker 1: me take you back. Oh, I need to take the

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Speaker 1: sexual harassment test. Oh, by the way, you're filling out

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Speaker 1: those pants beautifully. He obviously hasn't taken the test yet.

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Speaker 1: You're slow, Nathaniel, um so, but you know that doesn't

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Speaker 1: count like at parties, does it? Like not being too

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Speaker 1: racy for other people's tastes. For instance, Froggy's neighborhood had

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Speaker 1: their yearly White Elephant party. He says, I mean, first

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Speaker 1: of all, how many people from your neighborhood was showed up? Okay,

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Speaker 1: there were forty five adults. And how raunchy was this party? Like?

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Speaker 1: The gifts were like really? Yeah, I mean there were

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Speaker 1: the personal pleasure devices. There were all kinds of things

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Speaker 1: at this party. And here's the thing is, we've had

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Speaker 1: some new people move into the neighborhood. Yeah, and they

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Speaker 1: were invited, so they didn't go last year. So this

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Speaker 1: year you could see the looks on their faces of like,

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Speaker 1: what the hell's going on here? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't think everybody liked it. So I was

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Speaker 1: talking to because they're my next door neighbors, so I

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Speaker 1: was talking to them yesterday. They said, yeah, we think

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Speaker 1: there won't be some people who come back next year

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Speaker 1: because I don't think they really enjoy it. It's not

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Speaker 1: everyone's cup of tea, you know, you know, giving the

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Speaker 1: gift of a dildo, but it's a joke. It's not serious.

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Speaker 1: It is, but some people have a lower threshold for

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Speaker 1: that kind of thing, you know. So we could never

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Speaker 1: do that here. No, nor will we even imply that

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Speaker 1: we should. So now here's My question though, when we

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Speaker 1: walk out of the doors of the station and say

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Speaker 1: we go to our office party the same thing. Is

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Speaker 1: it the same thing because it's called So if we

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Speaker 1: don't call it the office party, and if we just

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Speaker 1: call it again together, it's a change thing. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: There could be a case for any time employees get

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Speaker 1: together anywhere on this planet, if something racy happens, there

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Speaker 1: is the possibility there could be some sort of lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: That's how you really things have changed because I remember

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Speaker 1: a party maybe fifteen years ago when somebody had some

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Speaker 1: piercings and they were showing everybody at the party. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that one. That one woman scary. You remember she had

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Speaker 1: a piercing that she had to chain that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a long time question. Yes, if I have

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Speaker 1: a party at my house and I invite a bunch

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Speaker 1: of people and there are some co workers there and

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Speaker 1: he gets out of control, can they then is that considered?

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Speaker 1: I would? You know what, if they wanted to press it,

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Speaker 1: they probably could. If they're not, but you're coming to

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Speaker 1: his personal party at his house. I'm just tell me

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Speaker 1: right now, there's you know, you can sue anyone, you

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Speaker 1: can you can complain anytime without anyone anywhere. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to go through that, even if they don't have

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Speaker 1: a case. So anyway, So we're getting together for our

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Speaker 1: can you give me the church music? Please? The Oregan.

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Speaker 1: We're getting together for our yearly morning show Christmas lunch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: First of all, dress code yeah uh, no plunging necklines,

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Speaker 1: which a matter of fact, I need you know, if

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Speaker 1: you have a button up collar, button shirt, I need

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Speaker 1: it buttoned all the way to the top. Oh. Furthermore,

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Speaker 1: I feel like no racy jokes when we get together.

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Speaker 1: We'll have a nice lunch lunch and you have only

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Speaker 1: one drink. You can only have one drink? What ye drink? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And Gandhi, you can't come tripping into this party. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna make it. No, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: make sure I'm looking out for the show because we've

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Speaker 1: got to legally cover ourselves. Okay, okay, any other rules

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Speaker 1: that we should have probably no one touch anyone. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we should put each other, we should put PLEXI glass betweeters.

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Speaker 1: I mean you you may, we may shake each other's hands.

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Speaker 1: I will allow that at the part. Can I do

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Speaker 1: the little finger tickle in the middle of the hand

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Speaker 1: when I shake your hand. If you if you do,

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Speaker 1: you're opening yourself up for a lawsuit that should be illegal.

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Speaker 1: All casts and our lunch, there be no racy jokes,

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Speaker 1: no no innuendo Froggy, no sexual innuendo. I should stay

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Speaker 1: at the hotel. You should. No one going back to

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Speaker 1: the hotel with Froggy except for Liza was going to

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Speaker 1: be here, so you don't want to come back, That

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Speaker 1: is true. You may embrace each other for the hello

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Speaker 1: and the goodbyes, as long as those room for the lord. Well,

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Speaker 1: scary hugs with this crotch, how are you going to

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Speaker 1: work out? Scary crotch is not invited to the party. Okay,

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Speaker 1: right now, who's going to enforce these rules? Like, let's

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Speaker 1: say someone tells a dirty joke, who's going to be

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Speaker 1: the person to kick him out? Well, no one will

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Speaker 1: be kicked out, but you will be called You will

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Speaker 1: be called out at the table. Okay, Froggy, that is

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Speaker 1: inappropriate it Andrew. At least if someone complains, someone will say, well,

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Speaker 1: at least Elvis tried to get you to stop, and

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Speaker 1: then maybe I'm off. What's your question, Scary? Can we

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Speaker 1: eat off of each other's plate and feed each other

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Speaker 1: eat did not sound like, come on, man, we eat

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Speaker 1: I eat off each other's plate? Like I don't want

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Speaker 1: to try that. This is grammatically correct? Can we eat?

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Speaker 1: May may I eat off? May I eat off fe

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Speaker 1: each other's plate? That makes sense? Can we eat off

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Speaker 1: each other's place? May we? May we? I don't know?

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Speaker 1: Can you okay? So I'll ever do that. No matter

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Speaker 1: where we are, there will be no forks leaving your

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Speaker 1: your area. You have like an imaginary square around you

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Speaker 1: for your own are No four will go. Now. You

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Speaker 1: may ask for a separate plate and put some of

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Speaker 1: your food on it and share it with someone, but

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Speaker 1: there are no not no saliva exchange. You know what's

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Speaker 1: sad about this? What? Everything? What? This is probably the

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Speaker 1: rules that some real Christmas parties, and it will be

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Speaker 1: the complete opposite of ours, which is why ours is

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Speaker 1: so much more fun. What name? After hearing all your rules,

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Speaker 1: do we have to go mandatory? It's like employment depended

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Speaker 1: upon it. Showing kay, I wonder if any if any

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Speaker 1: companies do that they this one does. So there's a

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Speaker 1: rumor that I heard that the Christmas party here, certain

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Speaker 1: people have to go. It's like a mandatory with certain people.

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Speaker 1: Have everybody. Why, I don't know, you should be forced

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Speaker 1: to go to a party. They're like management and yeah,

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Speaker 1: a bad look if they're not right to go like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well maybe you're hosting if you're one of the management people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. I guess you're right, So we can't.

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Speaker 1: We were the old days when Great Tea would pull

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Speaker 1: his pasts down and put a Christmas wreath around his

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Speaker 1: butt and we'd ride Happy Birthday in a sharpie on

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Speaker 1: his button. That was fun. I can't do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: Remember we did that one year and other diners in

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Speaker 1: the restaurant saw it and we had to buy their lunch.

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Speaker 1: Restaurant was that that was over there? That doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter anyway, So don't forget. When we get

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Speaker 1: together on Wednesday, you know your best behavior, oh man,

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Speaker 1: for fun and fellowship? And what kind of cuisine or

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Speaker 1: will we be having very clean food? Were eating clean food?

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Speaker 1: Nothing that could get you aroused, like oysters, green eminem's

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Speaker 1: nothing they can make you horny. Will be allowed? Drinks

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Speaker 1: not allowed? My favorite speaking. I don't know why, I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking back to a Friday's jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden.

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Speaker 1: Someone ran through said, oh my god, I just got

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Speaker 1: my picture taken with Dualipa. It was so sexy, she

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Speaker 1: was so beautiful, and so what else walked through? It

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Speaker 1: looks Scary just had his picture taken with the musa

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Speaker 1: next mucus, mister mucus. Scary this photo with mister Scary.

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Speaker 1: So we a couple of us did videos of like

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Speaker 1: you know, before and after, like you know, in sweatpants,

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Speaker 1: and then when we got all glammed up, Scary did one.

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Speaker 1: It's the It's so funny to me because it looks

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Speaker 1: like he's doing the wonder Woman. You know when wonder

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Speaker 1: Woman goes around in a circle and then all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden she's dressing that hot looking wonder woman outfred.

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Speaker 1: That is the video that Scary did. I could not

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Speaker 1: stop laughing. If you get a chance to see it,

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Speaker 1: you have to see it. It's very funny. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know you were such a wonder such a wonder woman,

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Speaker 1: fan woman. Okay, wonder whoa man? Okay, Today's National Dingling Day.

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Speaker 1: Let me talk about it. Pick up the phone and

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Speaker 1: call someone you haven't talked to in a while. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: pick up the phone and call someone you haven't talked

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Speaker 1: to in a while. You know, for several reasons. First

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Speaker 1: of all, you probably just want to say hi, let

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Speaker 1: them at least think you care about them. But secondly,

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Speaker 1: it is the holiday season time to like be a

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Speaker 1: little warmer than usual. So can you think of that

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Speaker 1: one person you haven't talked to in a while that

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Speaker 1: maybe you should give a dingling too. I've thought of

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Speaker 1: a couple I shouldn't. Yeah, okay, that's fine, you're allowed,

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Speaker 1: but yes, no, okay, but there is that one person

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Speaker 1: you really like. But you know what, our paths take

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Speaker 1: us in different directions, so sometimes we lose touch with them,

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Speaker 1: but we like them. Yep, who is that person? Give

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Speaker 1: them a call to day on National Dingling Day, I

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Speaker 1: may call Nate. Oh thanks Elvis. Anyway, with that, say,

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Speaker 1: we do have a thousand dollars free money phone tap

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Speaker 1: all the way thanks to our friends at DeLong You.

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Speaker 1: So I hang off the morning shows