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Speaker 1: Bananas doubled up?

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Speaker 3: Would youillient pieces, guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I am Kurk Brown older.

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Speaker 1: You are Kurk Brown older. That's a that is exactly

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Speaker 1: who you are. I'm banana Boy number two Scotty Landis

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Speaker 1: and thank you to old bananimals, New bananamals, day ones

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Speaker 1: murdered bananas. Anybody who's listened to the silliest little podcast

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Speaker 2: Uh, we appreciate you on a deep level. Just we

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Speaker 2: And just to remind everybody, if you're in Richmond, Baltimore, Brooklyn, Phillylly, Pittsburgh,

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Speaker 2: We're coming to you, okay. Five three dates in November,

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Speaker 2: twenty first is Door to Shore, where you kill yeah

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, but you can definitely

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Speaker 1: a charity, Scottie, Yeah, we have fifteen teams already confirmed

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Speaker 2: Just I'll take a care. Let me know when you're

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Speaker 1: We should do that. So October thirteenth to twenty second,

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Speaker 2: Banana the Week, Banana the Week.

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Speaker 2: This is written by Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: stop quote unquote sexual activity I don't know why it's

439
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Speaker 2: in quotes. Yeah, on tombstones as part of a town

440
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Speaker 2: redevelopment project. Suffolk Police made the recommendations in a letter

441
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Speaker 2: responding to plans to redevelop Aras Square and Ipswitch. The

442
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 2: area has had high levels of crime and antisocial behavior,

443
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Speaker 2: including people using raised tombstones for sexual activity, drugs and alcohol.

444
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Speaker 1: For said, Oh, that's that's so. I had a different

445
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Speaker 1: thing in mind when you said raised. Raise changes it

446
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Speaker 1: up a little bit. I was thinking it was a

447
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: nice grass with with headstones, so a place that could

448
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: have been a picnic ground at a different time but raised.

449
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is like I'm looking at them, they

450
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 2: are they look very similar to a kitchen island. That's

451
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Speaker 2: what I look like.

452
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 1: I now I'm picturing different things than I was before.

453
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is And also I can see if you

454
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 2: got a lot of drug gear. It's a nice flat surface.

455
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: They've got a lot of area. You could have your

456
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Speaker 2: forty and all your gear lined down right there, and

457
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Speaker 2: then there's like three in a row, so it's like

458
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Speaker 2: you could do your drugs on that one. You could

459
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Speaker 2: have sex on that one, you can drink that on

460
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Speaker 2: the one.

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Speaker 1: That's what they're doing. It's not us doing it. They're

462
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Speaker 1: actually doing it in Suffolk.

463
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Speaker 2: And it's as part of the council's turning our town

464
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Speaker 2: around projects.

465
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Speaker 1: Don't even do it.

466
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Speaker 2: Residents in businessvie.

467
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Speaker 1: Every word of this is dirty to a thirteen year

468
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Speaker 1: old boy's mind.

469
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Speaker 2: Turning our town around and going to town project. Residents

470
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Speaker 2: and business voted for the area, which is home to

471
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Speaker 2: the redeveloped Saint Stephen's Church music venue, to be fully redeveloped,

472
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Speaker 2: and a letter published on ipswich Boro Accounts's planning portal.

473
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Speaker 2: The force said the area had typically suffered high levels

474
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Speaker 2: of crime and antisocial behavior. Just respectful and publicly accessible

475
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Speaker 2: but secluded locations such as this. It is sadly common

476
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Speaker 2: to find raised tombstones being used as tables to consume

477
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Speaker 2: alcohol and drugs. They also are sometimes the site of

478
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Speaker 2: sexual activity. Police were offering their opinions on ways to

479
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: design out crime at the planning stage of the redevelopment.

480
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Speaker 2: This included protection of raised tombstones, which the FOCE said

481
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Speaker 2: were sometimes the site of sexual activity. You said that, guys, yep,

482
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 2: it is said that it is. I mean, like, this

483
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 2: is crazy. They're just repeating themselves. It's said it's also

484
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: counterfined raised tombstones being used as tables for alcohol and drugs.

485
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Speaker 2: This is where maybe Rachel maybe like race wrote a

486
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 2: bunch of and then guy wrote the same stuff, and

487
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 2: then nobody really read it after they wrote it.

488
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: No, and why would they They were all hot under

489
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: the collar.

490
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 2: They're all hot, bothered gonna go bone in a cemetery.

491
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 2: It said, it's also common, Oh my god, they wrote

492
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 2: it in a religious setting. The anti social behavior is

493
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: particularly disrespectful. I think so it is more likely that

494
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 2: this will occur in the area at the back of

495
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: the church when the protective railings are removed.

496
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: The force set are they talking about?

497
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: It recommended measure to deter activity on top of the tombstones,

498
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 2: including creating enclosures for individual tombstones or small railings at

499
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: the top edge of the tombstones as used in other

500
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Speaker 2: parts of the town. Of Their recommendations included removable seating

501
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: what CCTV and better lighting to prevent Now it sounds

502
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 2: like they're making a porn They want to put.

503
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Speaker 5: Cameras and better lighting and seating. Now it's like a

504
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Speaker 5: porn theater. This is what they're actually trying to do.

505
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Speaker 5: They're like, we gotta fix this. What we need is

506
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 5: some cameras in there, good lights, maybe a seeding area.

507
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

508
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 2: A spokesman for the force said, Suffolk Constabute Constabulary Constibulary

509
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 2: Constabulary works to make our streets safe and reduced crime.

510
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: Promotes safety for local residence, customers and business. Is the

511
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: role of our design out Crime Office. Blah blah blah

512
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah.

513
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Speaker 1: Saint Stephen, Patron, Saint of bricklayers and Stonemason's Kurt, I'm looking.

514
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: I googled it while you were doing it. Not bad

515
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: and deacons and he cared for the poor. Well that's nice.

516
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 2: And a grateful Dead a great grateful dead song. Yes,

517
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 2: so I don't know. Maybe that's why they're doing it

518
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 2: as well.

519
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: And what did you fix? Francis of a Cci? So

520
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: you're Kurt Francis Brown, older.

521
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Speaker 2: Kurt of a C. C. Brown, oler than.

522
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Speaker 1: See, because you love the animals, you still do.

523
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: Because I love the animals, folks, I.

524
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Speaker 1: Was Luke and I don't really know why, but yeah,

525
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: Scott Luke Landis, I should have been Luke Landis. Yeah,

526
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Speaker 1: I don't know what he was, patron saying that's a

527
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Speaker 1: I mean there, I've never I'm just going to jump

528
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: to the end and say I've never hooked up in

529
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: a graveyard or cemetery, and I've I've never really considered it.

530
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: There's a lot of places in this world I have

531
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: not done that.

532
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 2: I think I've gone to a cemetery and like with

533
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 2: some girls school high school, and it was like oo,

534
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 2: and then it was more like for show to be

535
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: like WHOA, we're dangerous and gothy. We like to be

536
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 2: in a cemetery and then nothing happened and we left

537
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 2: and I was unimpressed.

538
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. We did etchings once at some cemetery in Glenden

539
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: near the library, where it's like everybody had to take

540
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: a piece of paper in the side of a crayon

541
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: and scratch off an old one and read it. And

542
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: that that was probably the most thrilling thing I've ever

543
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: done in a cemetery.

544
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: I really enjoy stroll. There's two cemeteries, one in New

545
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: York and one in LA that I really enjoy just

546
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: walking around in. And in New York I used to

547
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: live right I go to Greenwood Cemetery. Great, well, it

548
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: was I was a half block from Greenwood Cemetery and

549
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: that I was right at the entrance, so I could

550
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: walk right up into the entrance and just walk around.

551
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 2: And it's one of the most gorgeous cemeteries in the world.

552
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: Correct.

553
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

554
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: And then here in La it's Forest Lawn Memorial Park,

555
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 2: which is a cemetery and an art and an outdoor

556
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: art museum, and it's there are so many hidden nooks

557
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 2: and crannies that you can get into in there, where

558
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: it's like you open a door to like a courtyard

559
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: that's just you know, tombstones, but it's inside a courtyard

560
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: and you can just wander around there for hours, especially

561
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 2: all the way at the tippy Top.

562
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: I was at the tam O'Shanter, yeah, about six years ago,

563
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting at the bar. For those who are

564
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: not familiar, it's one of the oldest bars and restaurants

565
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. It's a very fun place. It's Scottish themed.

566
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: It's like a Prime Rib Lowry's Prime Rib. But it's

567
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: just old school, Like it's harder to get a reservation

568
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,479
Speaker 1: at five or six pm because of all the older

569
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: gray hair, golden bananas that are in there eating. Yeah,

570
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: if you go at eight pm, it's just empty, just

571
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: tumbleweeds blowing through the kitchen. But I'm sitting at the

572
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: bar once. I think I was having a martini and

573
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: this woman next to me, she was like one of

574
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: those like lady bros, like a true bro but also

575
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: a woman, and she's like, what are you drinking? Gin

576
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: or vodka? And I'm like gin and she's like, oh,

577
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: that's what it is. I love that. And we just

578
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: start talking and she's just got this dude energy that

579
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: is so funny and fun and she's like, you ever

580
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: think you ever think about dying? And I was like,

581
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: not really. Actually, she goes, I work at Forest Lawn

582
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: and she sells plots. That was her job. She was

583
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: thirty years old. Was like, that must be pretty good

584
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: because everybody needs She goes, Oh yeah, business is booming.

585
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, because everybody wants to be buried there.

586
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's La. It's like one of the best

587
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: ones in LA. But the way she was just you

588
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: ever think about dying? Yeah, business is booming. And I'm like,

589
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: all right, but it was great bar, Like that was

590
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: a great bar stranger chat because I was like, tell

591
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: me everything. But it is sales. I mean, she had

592
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: a brochure, she gave me a business card. Oh.

593
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 2: She was literally trying to get you to buy a plot.

594
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. She wasn't doing it in like a weird way, like,

595
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: oh it sounds weird.

596
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 2: It sounds real weird. You have a thing about dying?

597
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, during happy hour at a place where old people

598
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: eat the rawest meat.

599
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's why she was there at tam O'Shanter.

600
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: That's see, that's what I was getting too. I think

601
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: she was like waiting for an older person to sit

602
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,479
Speaker 1: next to her and said she got a drunkie McGee

603
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: over here, just being like.

604
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: Bottoms up, I never think about dying.

605
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: Seems possible for me. And then but yeah, it was

606
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: like that must have been big business out here because

607
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: that cemetery is beautiful, beautiful, that's so fun.

608
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 2: Where would you where? Where would you have like a plot?

609
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: Where would you get a plot? Maryland?

610
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, I really don't want anything.

611
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 2: At all, So no physical mark or anything. I mean,

612
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: I know we're both going to be blown to the

613
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: wind or buried in a tree.

614
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I said, I want to be I want

615
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: my head buried in the dirt and my body folded

616
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: in the downward dog. So but he can kick my

617
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: butt or kiss my butt and just let me know,

618
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: spank me or whatever they want to do. That's fine.

619
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: But if I had to pick a plot, yeah, hmmm,

620
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: I think, boy, that is such a tricky one. I

621
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: guess if I I guess I would want to be

622
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: near my family if if I had to do it,

623
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: But maybe near some river or something. I always like

624
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: the Maryland four seasons in the way changes so differently,

625
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: So yeah, maybe near the Gunpowder River in Maryland would

626
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: be nice.

627
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: I liked the pretty place. It would also be fun

628
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: to pick a random place, like if your body's not there,

629
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 2: if it's just a marker, you know, to pick like

630
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 2: the most random place in in America. Yeah, like maybe

631
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: somewhere like right dead center four.

632
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: Corners, So then you could be in four states at once,

633
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: put an arm in a leg in each one. That'd

634
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: be fun.

635
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: Sounds great.

636
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: I actually went to the farting benches three days ago.

637
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: I was an Allsian park and I was like, let

638
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: me check it out, and I just see if it

639
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: was still there, and here was graffiti on it. So

640
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: I like went back to my car and got like

641
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: armor all wipes, and I actually got the graffiti off

642
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: and polish it up. So if you're visiting Los Angeles

643
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: and you want to see probably the most important culturally

644
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: significant thing in this city, go to a Lesion park

645
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: and take a nice seat on the banana boys farting benches.

646
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: It's really relaxing.

647
00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: Why would you vandalize the farting benches, It's already vandalization.

648
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 2: You can't vantaalize something that's vandalized. It's a hat on

649
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: a head all right, it's exactly right, all right, give

650
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: us into a break, a little break.

651
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Speaker 1: Here's a real simple one from our dude, Ben Hooper

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Speaker 1: comes to Banana's news. World's largest toothpaste collection includes whiskey

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Speaker 1: and wasabi flavors.

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Speaker 2: Wow, all right, well we'll get a taste of that

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Speaker 2: as soon as we come back.

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Speaker 4: Bananas shot birthday.

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Speaker 2: Folks were Backscott, he got any shout outs?

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Speaker 1: I got a four quick shout outs. Keep those unexpected

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Speaker 1: banana photos coming to our Instagram The Banana's podcast Curdi

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Speaker 1: be We crossed forty four thousand followers today actually on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: That's really great. Cameron Coward wants to shout out his

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Speaker 1: Bananamal wife Maria. We covered a story that Cameron wrote,

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Speaker 1: Kurdie b. He did an article. It was a real

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Speaker 1: treat for him. He was the best in the business.

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Speaker 1: And I believe it was a story you did about

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Speaker 1: that weird robot mouth that had that like long throat

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Speaker 1: that could sing and y.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was very upset by that thing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the photos were very upsetting, but anyways, he wanted

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Speaker 1: to shout out again his Bananamal wife Maria, who's very

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Speaker 1: passionate about it, and I think just also say thanks

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Speaker 1: because we covered him and he is the best in

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Speaker 1: the biz. Yay, Ray, this is a fun one. Ray

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Speaker 1: wants to shout out freaks with disposable income. Last week,

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Speaker 1: Ray rolled up to a date and it ended up

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Speaker 1: being a dude who just took her to RII for

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Speaker 1: a huge shopping spree and ended up with one thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars and a ton of RII camping gear and then

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Speaker 1: that dude left. There was no more to that date.

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Speaker 1: So Ray wants to thank that man, which is awesome.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like that sounds ideal at this age.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Pay me a thousand bucks and buy me

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Speaker 1: a ton of camping gear. Heck yeah, all show up

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Speaker 1: and suspenders. Prairie Vegan wants to shout out her husband

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Speaker 1: on Rick Henrik Henrik became a US citizen. In the

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Speaker 1: day after Henrik on Rick Henrick whatever it is became

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Speaker 1: a citizen, they had a baby, so the timing was great.

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Speaker 1: So double congratulations to our bananimal friend Prayer Vegan and

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Speaker 1: her now American husband, Henrik. Welcome to the circus, buddy.

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Speaker 1: It's a weird country. And last, but not least, and

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Speaker 1: this one's great because the Writer's Guild strike has ended.

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Speaker 1: Of an animal named Josh. Josh. Sorry, I've had this

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Speaker 1: one for a few months now. Josh wants to shout

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Speaker 1: himself out for finishing his apprenticeship for Operators Local one fifty.

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Speaker 1: Josh spent four years learning everything he could from journeymen.

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Speaker 1: It's Operator Engineers. I actually looked up what it is,

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Speaker 1: and he says, besides having the rattiest little daughter, this

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Speaker 1: is the thing that brings him the most pride in

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Speaker 1: the world. Union strong, he says.

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Speaker 2: Great, straight up, man, John's an operator of So it's

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Speaker 2: Local one fifty.

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Speaker 1: Operators Local one fifty is the International Union of Operating

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Speaker 1: Engineers is a union representing approximately twenty three thousand men

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Speaker 1: and women and I'm guessing non binary folks in a

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Speaker 1: variety of construction and other industries. Their jurisdiction and ludes

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Speaker 1: northern Illinois, northern Indiana, and seven counties in southeastern Iowa.

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Speaker 2: But they are not gonna let us know what it

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Speaker 2: is they do.

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Speaker 1: We know they and Operating I would guess it's operating

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Speaker 1: things on construction sites. Okay, great, and I hope that is.

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Speaker 1: I hope Cocomo is covered. I hope that they covered

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Speaker 1: Cocomo Indiana. And that's all I got, so thanks. You

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Speaker 1: can always send your shout outs in. We're backlogged about

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Speaker 1: three months, so if it's extremely urgent, let me know.

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Speaker 2: And uh, and we got we got a new pot.

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Speaker 1: We gotta.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have a new website coming up pretty damn fast.

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Speaker 2: I just registered bananaspod dot com, Baby Banana. Nothing's there

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Speaker 2: right now. I'll get to it. I'll get to it soon.

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Speaker 2: Gonna get on that square space, baby man. If you're

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Speaker 2: if you love making websites, you want to do it

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Speaker 2: for free, you hit us up. Does we love that idea?

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Speaker 1: We need all the help we can get. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: really do. We're creatives.

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Speaker 2: We're just doing it here, all right, Scott to give

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Speaker 2: us that world's largest toothpaste collection includes whiskey and with

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Speaker 2: Sobby flavors.

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Speaker 1: And this is a very up to date story. Any kid, Oh,

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Speaker 1: Georgia ban animals, You're in luck, Georgia man. And I

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Speaker 1: found this just noodlan online. Oh, just noodland, cool man,

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Speaker 1: that's the way to noodle. That's the way to noodle.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I crack the old finger, tickle the keys, I

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Speaker 1: noodle a little bit. A Georgia dentist earned a Guinness

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Speaker 1: World Record title for his collection of kurt just guess

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Speaker 1: how many toothpastes you think there are in the.

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Speaker 2: World, how many he has or how many there are

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Speaker 2: in the world.

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Speaker 1: Well, his is the biggest collection, so it's probably close

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Speaker 1: to the top.

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Speaker 2: Okay, seven hundred and twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Two thousand and thirty seven.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised.

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Speaker 1: I would say your guest was a very good guess.

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Speaker 1: I would have guessed around five hundred and seven hundred

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Speaker 1: is closer to the correct new Moreau two thousand and

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Speaker 1: thirty seven. Different types of toothpaste tubes. These are all

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Speaker 1: with unusual flavors, including wasabi and whiskey. His name is

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Speaker 1: doctor Val Kolpakov. Okay, Colpakov is a cool name. That's

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Speaker 1: a good character name. Who practices dentistreet in Alfaretta, Georgia.

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Speaker 2: Look at that his hobby is his job. Well, he

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Speaker 2: loves it.

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Speaker 1: Dude loves teeth. Dude's crazy, he loves teeth.

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Speaker 2: Shit whatever, it is keeping him clean. He loves he's

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Speaker 2: into it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He has toothpaste from around the world, which includes places

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Speaker 1: like Japan, Korea, China, Indian Russia. Those are sort of

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Speaker 1: the Big Five. I would have liked to hear like Bolivia, Montenegro, Yeah, Antarctica,

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Speaker 1: and somewhere else Fiji. I started my collection in two

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Speaker 1: thousand and one to learn more as a dentist about

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Speaker 1: available toothpastes on the market. Colpacough said, soon I realized

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Speaker 1: that there's a very interesting hobby and tried to collect

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Speaker 1: some old toothpaste from tubes from other countries. Dude loves teeth.

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Speaker 1: There's no other way around it.

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Speaker 2: I mean like that this man. It's cool when somebody

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Speaker 2: genuinely loves something so much.

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Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, it brings some joy. And also if

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Speaker 1: you're dedicating your life to saying, here's some aqua fresh,

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Speaker 1: go brush your teeth, floss, get into it. Know the

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Speaker 1: product you're selling.

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Speaker 2: And doctor VAL's partner can I'm sure does not love this.

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Speaker 1: No, she wanted a vacation home up somewhere, you know,

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Speaker 1: somewhere up nice, maybe Lake Nanahala, maybe Lake Nanahalo, North Carolina. Instead,

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Speaker 1: they have a little shed sized museum. We got two

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Speaker 1: thousand and thirty seven.

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Speaker 2: We're going to Bombay next week. No, it's not a vacation.

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Speaker 2: VAL's got to get his toothpastes.

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Speaker 1: He's gotta get curry toothpaste. We're going to Berlin to

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Speaker 1: get Curry Wor's toothpaste for Val. Kolpakov said of some

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Speaker 1: of the most unusual tubes displayed at his dental Practices

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Speaker 1: mini museum again been animals. Somebody go to this mini

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Speaker 1: museum in alfred A, Georgia, please and send photos. Please,

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Speaker 1: please include a tread.

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Speaker 2: Also, before you go, send someone your location. Let people

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Speaker 2: know you'll be going.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get up to date dental records, so if we

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Speaker 1: find the corpse, we know.

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Speaker 2: Share your location. That's what it's there for. When you're

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Speaker 2: visiting a toothpaste museum in rural Georgia.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Anytime you leave your comfort zone, swallow and

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Speaker 1: apple air tag so we can find you. This is smart.

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Speaker 1: This is the future of travel, uh cole what it

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Speaker 1: was I saying. Kolpakov has a tree of whiskey flavored

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Speaker 1: tubes in rice, gotch and bourbon varieties. He said. The

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Speaker 1: novelty toothpaste manufactured by Don pointer po y nt Er

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Speaker 1: in the nineteen fifties, contained three percent alcohol. All right,

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Speaker 1: heh yeah, it's a party brushing my teeth. Scott's brushing

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Speaker 1: his teeth twenty five times a day. Golpakov said he

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Speaker 1: has also has wasabi flavored toothpaste. Kind of looks like

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Speaker 1: toothpaste anyways, doesn't it. Yeah, but he has no plans

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Speaker 1: to try it, which is very funny. As you can

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Speaker 1: imagine it might not be for weak people.

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Speaker 2: But he also says he hasn't tried it, so maybe

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Speaker 2: saying he's a weak person.

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Speaker 1: I like that too, o their U. Unusual entries in

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Speaker 1: his collection include a tube of Doramad toothpaste containing the

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Speaker 1: radioactive compound thorium thorium and a tube of Brenner's toothpaste

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Speaker 1: made specifically as a prop for the TV series prison

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Speaker 1: Break is Wow Okay, And this will wrap it up

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Speaker 1: with old Kolpakov because it's kind of what we're touching on.

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Speaker 1: Some people really have a true passion for the most

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Speaker 1: unique things. Kolpakov says, quote, it's a lot of fun collecting,

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Speaker 1: and I'm always out there looking for new toothpastes that

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Speaker 1: come out. There are different trends, like right now there

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Speaker 1: are lots of toothpaste that they're making with charcoal.

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Speaker 2: I know he was gonna say the charcoal one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we've done it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fairy. Taylor gave it to me. Yeah, no

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Speaker 1: noticeable difference.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it, and then you like spit I

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Speaker 2: have you have to just keep washing your mouth out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The uh.

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Speaker 1: One of the writers on Workaholics, this dude Craig, really

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Speaker 1: great writer. He one day is like, what kind of

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Speaker 1: toothpaste you use? And I was like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: col Gator, crest or whatever it goes. You gotta use Marvis.

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Speaker 1: So then the Workouks writers room, they're probably eight writers

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Speaker 1: at the time, there was a short romance where we

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Speaker 1: all bought Marvis fancy high end toothpaste. It's very good.

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Speaker 1: It makes your breath smell very nice. But I'm a

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Speaker 1: Rembrandt guy.

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Speaker 2: You're a Rembrandt guy.

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Speaker 1: That's some people say, Scottie, your teeth are humongous? Are

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Speaker 1: you part worse? And I say no, sir, And they say,

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Speaker 1: how do you get him so white? It's Rembrandt toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: Rembrant whitening is incredible.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember I used to be fascinated and obsessed

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Speaker 2: as a child with the toothpaste that came out of

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Speaker 2: the tube with three layers, a red layer, a white layer,

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Speaker 2: and a green layer. No fresh, it is aqua fresh.

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Speaker 2: And I never just I just never had it, so

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Speaker 2: it felt very exotic to me. My toothpaste was all

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Speaker 2: just either white or blue. And just the fact that

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Speaker 2: they could get it to come out with three layers,

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, this is the most must be

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Speaker 2: the most magical toothpaste in the world. And then I

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Speaker 2: got it and it's just like every other toothpaste. It's yeah, fine,

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Speaker 2: it's And I used to like there. They understood at

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Speaker 2: some point in the nineties that kids they needed to

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Speaker 2: make kids flavored toothpaste, and we had bubblegum whatever Colgate

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Speaker 2: or Crest. It had sparkles in it, which I have

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Speaker 2: no idea how many of those I swallowed, and it

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Speaker 2: came out shaped like a star.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, whoever came up with that should have

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Speaker 1: won the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Speaker 2: That's so smart.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: They now have every flavor you can have. My kid,

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Speaker 2: one of my children, one of my children's is likes

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Speaker 2: likes blueberry toothpaste, and the other one likes strawberry toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: And I think it's actually not toothpaste. It's bad for them.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, here it is. We're ready for does it

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Speaker 2: feel good? One for you, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: I love feeling good. When was the last time we

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Speaker 1: even felt good?

870
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Speaker 2: Baby beaver born in London for the first time in

871
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:59,760
Speaker 2: four hundred years. No shit, the beers are back in London.

872
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: Beavers are back in London. The Banana boys wanted to

873
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 2: bring them back. It happened here it is. This was

874
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 2: sent in by Mandy Johnson, producer of Hot Tub. Yeah,

875
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Speaker 2: thank you man photographer Shortenaire.

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Speaker 1: We love that, Mandy Johnson.

877
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 2: This is in the Guardian, so you know it's real.

878
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,439
Speaker 1: Heard of that.

879
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 2: Nadeem Bodsha Boda Nadem boda or it's bad Shah.

880
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: That's dem bad or Bodshaw Okay, yeah, pretty good. Na

881
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Speaker 1: deem Is.

882
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 2: People say she's the best in the biz when it

883
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 2: comes to baby beaver's born news.

884
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,240
Speaker 1: That's right, a baby beaver.

885
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Speaker 2: It's been photographed in London. It's so fun to say,

886
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: baby beaver. A baby beaver has been photographed in London.

887
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 2: For the first time in four hundred years. Eighteen months

888
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: after an initiative began to reintroduce the species to the capitol,

889
00:47:56,239 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: Enfield Council began London's beaver reintroduction per last year as

890
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 2: part of a wider rewilding and natural flood management project.

891
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: The semi aquatic rodents, Oh, they're rodents who knew their

892
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 2: giant rats. Look at that.

893
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think they're little gentlemen and.

894
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 2: Ladies were hunted to extinction in the sixteenth century during

895
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Speaker 2: the Elizabethan era, as they were predominantly killed for their

896
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Speaker 2: fur and meat.

897
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: Probably perhaps so dumb.

898
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 2: Capel Manor College a special environmental college which, with advice

899
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 2: from the Beaver Trust. There's a beaver trust, damn right,

900
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 2: will give the beaver a comprehensive health check with an

901
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 2: experienced exotic animal vet. The animal sex has yet to

902
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 2: be established. Rick Jewell, Enfield's Council Cabinet member for the Environment,

903
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: told The Daily Telegraph the beaver's hard work creating a

904
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Speaker 2: natural wetland ecosystem will contribute to excellent flood defenses, protecting

905
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 2: the local areas and hundreds of homes from flooding. Downstream

906
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: to the southeast of the borough. While in couraging biodiversity.

907
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Speaker 2: Meg Wilson cappel Manners College Animal cop Meg Wilson, capel

908
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 2: Manor College's animal collections manager said, are thrilled about this

909
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 2: new arrival. We have seen the developments the beavers are

910
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: involved in and the improvements they have made to the

911
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 2: wetland area. We are now focusing on effort on collecting

912
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 2: data which we hope will provide further evidence about the

913
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 2: positive effects the beavers are having on the environment. Here's

914
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 2: the positive effect you get from a beaver, Scottie.

915
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

916
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: You got beavers around boom Net positive right? What else

917
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 2: they do?

918
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Speaker 1: I don't know a ton about beavers, but I think

919
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: they're going to need more than one to keep this

920
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: street going. I think they might need to and they

921
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: might need to see to have different you know, blogging

922
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: damn situation going on.

923
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 2: What's nice is now? There's a lot of gardi in

924
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: the water.

925
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh good, that is good? An MDMA there was some

926
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 1: festival there and they were like, please stop peeing outside

927
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: at this festival because they surf the water. There's like

928
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: a reservoir nearby and was testing so high for Molly really.

929
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And then in the Thames and the old

930
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: London Thames River we get sent this story. It's a

931
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: like weird, isn't it weird?

932
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: Yes, how they just makes their cycles for certain they're.

933
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Speaker 1: Okay and bananamals. If you get to the sea lion

934
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: with eels coming out of their nose, we've seen it.

935
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Speaker 1: It comes background every three months. If you get seagull

936
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: covered in curry powder and they thought it was an

937
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: orange weird bird for some reason. Yeah, the dog that

938
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: joined the marathon and finished in seventh place. Yeah, it's

939
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: so weird that these like aggregator news sites and you

940
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,720
Speaker 1: and I've been doing this for three years now. Every

941
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: six months, it's like we get this bombarded with these

942
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: same stories and they're great stories.

943
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: They're great stories as a reason people are sending them

944
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: around so often. But the one that you're you're actually

945
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 2: talking about is that the norm girl's eels we're testing

946
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: positive for cocaine, tons of cocaine, tons of cocaine. London

947
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 2: loves it. London loves their cocin.

948
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Speaker 1: It's a cool videos. Do you ever have any downtime?

949
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: Kurt Father too never headlining comedian.

950
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: Never maybe right before I go to bed after this.

951
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: Well, if you ever have a art time falling asleep

952
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: and you have a cellular telephone that has video capabilities.

953
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: There's a great video of a barge I think it's

954
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: in Denmark or a dam videos and it has a

955
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: giant claw and it reaches down to clean out the

956
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: canals and it just grabbed bikes. Man, I watched that

957
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes. I'm like, is it going to get

958
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: another bike? Got another bike?

959
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 2: That's a that's an Amsterdam right.

960
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: Isn't it so great? Just watching them pull crap out

961
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: of the canal. That's like a dream job. I want that.

962
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,439
Speaker 1: That's my retirement plan.

963
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: I love it. Any you give me any boat video

964
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 2: I'm in. I'm watching I'm I'm locked in for all

965
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 2: boats trying to get underneath closing bridges. That's a subgenre

966
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,720
Speaker 2: of a video I watch online A lot is delicious.

967
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 2: It's so good and I don't care. It's like it's

968
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 2: the stupidity but also the extreme wealth, a damaging of

969
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 2: extreme wealth that I really enjoy.

970
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: It's the there's an old joke, right, isn't there a

971
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: joke like how do you turn a billion dollars into

972
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: a million dollars or something. Buy a boat. It's like

973
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: you just sink. Also, you and I can go get

974
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: a free boat right now. Oh, if you go online,

975
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: every marina there's like, please take.

976
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: Take this boat, because it will cost you twenty five

977
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 2: thousand dollars to simply take the boat away.

978
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:51,280
Speaker 1: Take this boat and shove it. I don't want it anymore.

979
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: It's and I don't want it. I will rent a boat,

980
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: or I'll just try to befriend rich people who want

981
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: to take you and me out on the boat to

982
00:52:59,000 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: be silly.

983
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 2: When I found out I know somebody who has a boat.

984
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 2: When I found out, it's not a sailboat. And I've

985
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 2: always thought, if ever I have a boat, I would

986
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 2: want a sailboat. But I don't know anything about boating really,

987
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 2: I just watched a lot of videos. But when I

988
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 2: found out that this boat that this dude had, we

989
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: took it out for a day, just one day. We

990
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 2: drove it up like to a thing, and then drove

991
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 2: it back. Guess how much gas was, Scottie.

992
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a little experience in this, so I'm

993
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,280
Speaker 1: going to guess nine hundred dollars.

994
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 2: It was one thousand dollars for one day of like unpleasant, choppy,

995
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 2: just smacking. And the only time I enjoyed it was

996
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 2: when we went far enough out and then killed the

997
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 2: engine and just floated, and I was like, this is

998
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 2: pleasant because it's not loud anymore and I'm not getting

999
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 2: thrown around.

1000
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is fun. Other people's boats are so fun,

1001
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: and your own boat seems like unless you got a crew,

1002
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: unless you're David Geffen or something, it seems like a

1003
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: true night. Send us homes got a well I will,

1004
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: and then then we should do this one on our

1005
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: next episode because I think you'll like this. Kyle go

1006
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 1: Dirt sent this in, or go Dare. It's dee Ert,

1007
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: So let's say make Kyle go Dare and she or

1008
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: they are very nice for sending it in. Scientists have

1009
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: discovered a new Antarctic accent that happened unwillingly. Excuse me,

1010
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: unwittingly why there's a new accent happening for people that

1011
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,479
Speaker 1: stay over And they did a big study and yeah,

1012
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: it's like linguists are losing their mind because it's a

1013
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: modern new accent happening in real time.

1014
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 2: Wow. And also but that that's crazy because people don't

1015
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 2: even stay there that long.

1016
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: Like you, people stay over years, five thousand max in

1017
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: the summer, and then a thousand stay there during the

1018
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: winter months. And these scientists stayed there. This was on

1019
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: Indy one thousand dot com, written by Kyle Fletcher A

1020
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 1: double Kyle, A Kyle Kyle Kyle submission, Kyle story. But

1021
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: let's cover it on the next Banana.

1022
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 2: Because sounds good. I love that idea.

1023
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a cool one.

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Speaker 2: Guys. Thank you for listening to Bananas. Thank you to

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Speaker 2: everyone who helps us create this show. Thank you to

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Speaker 2: our full human intern select and now Lisa Maggot. Thank

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Speaker 2: you to Katie Levine, our producer. Thank you to everyone

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Speaker 2: at Exactly Right. Thank you you, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Kurtie b You're the best in the biz.

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Speaker 1: Buddy boy, You're the best in the biz, Buddy boy.

1031
00:55:47,880 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 1: Especially baby beavers being born bring them back to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an Exactly Right media production. Our producer and

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Speaker 1: engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas theme song was

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Speaker 1: composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.