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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for another dirty little secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you want to tell your secret, don't tell it

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Speaker 1: to a friend. If you tell your secret to a friend,

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you they're gonna be like everything between us

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Speaker 1: stays in this room, and then as soon as you

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Speaker 1: leave the room, they're telling somebody else us. You already

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Speaker 1: know we're telling everybody, so you can trust us exactly.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, everybody's anonymous. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: so I give everybody a different name. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, I'm really honored to meet Taco Pete Tacos. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Taco Pete, what's up. I'm doing good? How are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Doing what you're doing good? If Taco is your first name,

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Speaker 1: you're doing great. I know I eat too many of

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Speaker 1: those things. Is that your dirty little secret? God? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not a secret, as I love tacos way too much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, good bye. What's your secret, Taco Pete? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been living with this girl for a couple of

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Speaker 1: months now and things are really good, and I've been

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Speaker 1: doing something that if she found out, I think she'd

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Speaker 1: be really often upset and um, yeah, okay, is this

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Speaker 1: something that we can talk about? Yeah, not on a podcast,

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Speaker 1: you know he's on podcasting, but on the radio radio.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be careful and yeah, yeah, I think it's okay.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just embarrassing. Um, when she's asleep, her

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Speaker 1: out for going no no no. When she's sleeping, I

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Speaker 1: kind of go get her phone and put her thumb

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Speaker 1: print on it so I can wow, you're snoop. That's like, yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: and hear about that. There was something I remember a

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Speaker 1: while back. There was someone on a plane that did

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Speaker 1: the same thing, like her significant other fell asleep and

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Speaker 1: she grabbed the phone and they end up getting arrested

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Speaker 1: on the plane because there was a brawl because she

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Speaker 1: saw that he was cheating. WHOA, So you because you

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Speaker 1: you don't have her pass code? Then for her phone? No,

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Speaker 1: I I don't have a passcode. I actually have to

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Speaker 1: physically put her thumb print on the phone. Are you

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Speaker 1: scared she's gonna wake up? She's a pretty dead sleeper.

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Speaker 1: So do you you? Okay, So she doesn't know your

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Speaker 1: passcode either, then I'm pretty sure she does. I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure she does know your passcode. But you don't know hers,

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Speaker 1: and then you snoop through her phone at night by

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Speaker 1: using her thumb print. Yeah, it's almost like she doesn't

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Speaker 1: trust you. But now that you're saying that, I kind

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Speaker 1: of see why. How often do you do it? I

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Speaker 1: usually do it every night? Well, you check her phone

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Speaker 1: every night? Yeah? How long have you been checking her phone? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for a couple of months, a couple of months. Now

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Speaker 1: have you ever found anything on it? No? I never have. Okay,

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Speaker 1: she's definitely not up to no good. That's on you.

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Speaker 1: You have trust issues, man, Man, are you just like

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Speaker 1: waiting to find something? Yeah, it's just you know, it's

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Speaker 1: just my own paranoia. So, I mean it feels like

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Speaker 1: at this stage you want to find something previous relationships

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Speaker 1: I have. So it makes me a little wary. I

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Speaker 1: just feel like it's such an invasion of privacy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your phone is your phone. I wouldn't want anybody going

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Speaker 1: through my phone. I don't care who it is. No,

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Speaker 1: you guys are right, it's probably not a good thing.

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Speaker 1: But I actually kind of enjoy reading her email. So

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Speaker 1: you enjoy it? You enjoy reading her email? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just enjoy reading her emails, and I think of her,

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Speaker 1: you know, and she's sitting at work typing on her phone,

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Speaker 1: and it just brings me a lot of joy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it brings you enjoy to think about her typing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's adorable. Wasn't work? Um? Yeah, it's just kind of

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Speaker 1: super cute to see how she interacts with other people,

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Speaker 1: and I get a little kick out of it. All right,

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Speaker 1: you're a weird guy, Taco Pete. Thanks, thank you for

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Speaker 1: calling in with your secret. All right, all right, go

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Speaker 1: have fun reading those emails tonight. Thank you. I will