1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: I've ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: Fred Show. Hey, Lauren, good morning, Welcome to the show. 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: How are you hey? 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 2: I'm all right, how's to go in? 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: We're doing okay, but waiting on the phone, of course 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,279 Speaker 1: is what we're doing right this second. So what's going 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: on with this guy, Malcolm? We got to know everything? 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: How did you meet? Tell us about any dates that 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: you've been on, and kind of what's going on now. 10 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 2: So so I went out after meeting on the dating app. 11 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: We we had like we. 12 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 2: Had a good time and everything, and like I was 13 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 2: pretty sure it was feeling again. And like after the date, 14 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 2: we went back to his place and you know, be 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 2: hooked up and everything and it was great and I 16 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 2: even like swept over, and I mean it was all 17 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 2: good science, you know that I thought. I just I 18 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 2: just want to know, like I don't know if you 19 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 2: just wanted sex or what, because like I haven't heard 20 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 2: from him again at all, Like he's just completely got 21 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 2: to me. And I just want to say about Beau. 22 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 2: I mean I really liked him, and I feel like 23 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on, and that's. 24 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: In the dark, okay, all right, So it didn't go 25 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: all the way, and you're thinking is maybe that's what 26 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: his expectation was, and maybe that's what he's not calling, 27 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: which would be uncool. 28 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 2: No, we get down. I mean, we went all the way, 29 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 2: and you know, he just didn't call. 30 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 1: Back and text oh I see. Oh, So you're saying 31 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 1: that's maybe all he wanted then, and that's why I 32 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 1: got it. All right? All right, Well let's do this. 33 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a song, we'll come back. We'll call 34 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 1: this guy Malcolm, see if we can get him on 35 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: the phone, and we'll ask these questions for you, because 36 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: many of us know what it's like to be ghosted. 37 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: It's very frustrating, and maybe we can get some answers 38 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: for you and hopefully there's a good explanation and then 39 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: we can set you up on another date and pay 40 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: for that. Sound good. Stay right here, you've got to 41 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: hear what happens next Part two of Wait Him at 42 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: the Phone After Rama back in two minutes the French 43 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: show is not in commercial three. Rama is on the 44 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: French show Good in Morning, the Entertainment Report about ten 45 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: minutes away and two thousand and fifty bucks for show. 46 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: But Shelley, you can win if you can beat the 47 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: gorilla in the showdown, that's next as well. Hey, Lauren, 48 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: welcome back, Lauren. Let's call this guy, Malcolm. You guys 49 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: went out, you had what you thought was a great date, 50 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,959 Speaker 1: and you hooked up, except you haven't heard from the 51 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: guy since then. You went all the way with this dude, 52 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: and you're like, now I want to see him again, 53 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: but he's not calling you and you want to know why. Okay, 54 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: well let's try him right now. Good luck, Lauren. 55 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 2: Thank you. 56 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: Is Malcolm Malcolm, Good morning. My name is Fred. The 57 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: whole crew is here from the Fred Show, the Morning 58 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: radio Show, and I have to tell you that we 59 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: are on the air right now and I would need 60 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: your permission to continue with this call. Can we chat 61 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: for just a couple of minutes. Sure, well, thank you 62 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: very much. Okay, right to it. 63 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 2: Man. 64 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,119 Speaker 1: We're calling on behalf of a woman who I guess 65 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: you met and went out with recently. Her name is Lauren. 66 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: Do you remember meeting Lauren? You do remember meeting Lauren? Okay, 67 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: So she called us and told us about what she 68 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 1: thought was a really great date, you know, from start 69 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 1: to finish. But says she hasn't heard from you since then, 70 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 1: and she's wondering what's going on. Why haven't you called her? 71 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: Do you want to know the truth. We want to 72 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: know the truth. We always want to know the truth. 73 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: We are truth seekers. 74 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 3: Yes, okay, all right, Well, yeah, Lauren's a great girl. 75 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: I just didn't know that she was a truck driver. 76 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: A truck driver in what way? Is she a truck 77 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: driver or is it literal? What's wrong with it? 78 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 2: No, not not. 79 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: By occupation, but just by action. 80 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 3: See, we we had dinner, we went on a date. 81 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 3: Everything was cool, and we even had sex that night. 82 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 3: And in the middle of the night, she woke me 83 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 3: up because she farted a fart that I've never experienced. 84 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: In my life. 85 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 3: Oh no, it was way louder than anything I've ever heard. 86 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought it was a nightmare, you know. 87 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 3: And then and the worst part was I kind of 88 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 3: gave her the benefit of doubts that maybe that was me. 89 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 3: And as soon as I was about to close my 90 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 3: eyes again, she didne tooted another one. 91 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: And so she sounds asleep for this, So she didn't 92 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: probably even know what was happening. It's probably a long. 93 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 3: Part and I do know the truth, you know what 94 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, oh my god, once you see 95 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 3: something you can't see it, I hear it. 96 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 1: Wow, and and it maybe I don't mean to be 97 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,359 Speaker 1: gross smelling, right. That was my next thing was you 98 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: know sometimes that too? 99 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 3: Hey, Now it happened to me, right, come on, and 100 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 3: it was nice for a second because it was it 101 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 3: got warm. 102 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm sorry. I have 103 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: to I always forget to mention. I'm so forgetful. I 104 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: got to bring Lauren in though I don't want to. 105 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: And Lauren and we're not here to embarrass you, but 106 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 1: you did ask us to do this. It turns out 107 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: I guess that maybe you had a little a little 108 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: something happened in the middle of the night. Little uh, 109 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: a little too. You know. I'm so sorry, I know, 110 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: I mean, you did ask us to find out and 111 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,719 Speaker 1: and unfortunately you run the risk of you know, anything 112 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 1: being possible. So it turns out, you know, but here's 113 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: the thing, I don't know how you really control that. 114 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: I think it could happen to anybody. It does. Yeah, 115 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: Kiki is hitting home for you. I'm standing with my girl. 116 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: You know, Listen, when you try to be a lady 117 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,479 Speaker 1: and hold it in all day. You can't control what 118 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: happens in your sleep. Like I woke getting myself up 119 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: and oh wow, yeah, then you just live another dog 120 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 1: shoe chance at home. If it's like a silent killer. 121 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 1: Oh no. But here's the thing, Malcolm, So this happened 122 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. She didn't know. It 123 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 1: does happen a lot of people. There's nothing you can 124 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: do about, you know, come on, we're really not gonna come. 125 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 1: Everything was fine until then. Everything was fine until then though. 126 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: So that's the thing, the thing that she did in 127 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,039 Speaker 1: her sleep, but she didn't even know she did that 128 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,599 Speaker 1: the reason she's not get another date. That's the only reason. 129 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 3: And I get it, like it happens to people, you know, but. 130 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 2: But I have broa like something holding it in all day, 131 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 2: like it's not like normal thing. 132 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: It didn't happen during other stuff. But okay, look dude, 133 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 1: come on, Malcolm. You liked her everything, but that it's 134 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: a very human thing. I realize. It's, you know, preserve 135 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 1: the sexy, as we say around here, and you don't 136 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: necessarily need to know or or witness or feel or 137 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: smell or experience the wrath but come on, how about 138 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: we give her another shot and we'll pay for the 139 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: date and maybe no broccoli or Brussels routes. Yeah, you 140 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 1: know what. 141 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 3: And I feel horrible for even putting your on blast 142 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 3: like that with you. 143 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: You're right, that's immature of me. Maybe I should go 144 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: ahead and give you another chance. I'm sorry, Yeah, you 145 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: would do that for her? 146 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 4: Well, yes, no, I don't want to about with someone 147 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,799 Speaker 4: who thinks normal bodily functions are gross. 148 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 2: Like, no, I don't want to take a date. I'm 149 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 2: absolutely embarrassed. 150 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, so you you don't wait a minute? 151 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: All that a seconds? We just worked through it, right, 152 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: are y'all? 153 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, guys, like, I'm so sorry. 154 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: Twists and turns, girl, I mean, we just worked it 155 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: out for you. He admitted he was immature and it 156 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: was dumb, and now he wants to go out with 157 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: you again. Everything, that's fine, So we're good, let's go 158 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: out again. 159 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 2: I'm humiliated and like the whole fact that, like he 160 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,119 Speaker 2: thinks it's gross, but that happened, Like yeah, but still 161 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 2: it's just don't your immateure Malcolm serously? 162 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: Oh well how about that? Well, Malcolm, I guess your 163 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: services are no longer needed. Oh my god, we should 164 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: the best in your future endeavors. I mean, I thought 165 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: we had this all worked out. I know, but I 166 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: don't blame her. Never trust the fart. I mean normal 167 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: bodily functions. You wouldn't call someone back for well, she 168 00:07:56,160 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: lit the sheets up like she he it was hazardous, 169 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: you know mine? Yeah, but I had no I think 170 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: I'm surprised, Lauren. I mean, don't be embarrassed. You have 171 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: to know that when when you were on the show, 172 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: and if you've ever heard this before, and you obviously have, 173 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 1: if you wanted to be on it, you got to 174 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: know that anything can happen, and anyone can say anything. 175 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: But he said he was wrong and immature, and now 176 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: he wants to give you another shot. But no, you're 177 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: not going to do it a truck driver, and that 178 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: scared the I'll scare the see why you would say that? 179 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: All right, Look, I guess it's just not going to 180 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: work out. I guess, which is a surprise. I thought 181 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: here we had a happy ending, and we don't have 182 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: a happy ending. Yes, Lauren, he had one. Well until 183 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: you Okay, I don't even know anymore. Guys. Look, I 184 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,679 Speaker 1: guess there won't be another date, so thank you both 185 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 1: for your time, and best of luck to both of 186 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:54,679 Speaker 1: you out there.