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Speaker 1: second d day? You guys, the water has boiled over
Speaker 1: right then turned the stove off? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: The water has boiled over to the deep metaphor? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The dude said that in his email
Speaker 1: a few times. I don't really understand what it means,
Speaker 1: so we probably talk to him. His name is Joey.
Speaker 1: What's up, Joey? How are you? Hey? What's up? Guys?
Speaker 1: Whoa you sound just depressed? Joe Yeah. I went on
Speaker 1: like a really cool day with this girl I met
Speaker 1: at a cooking class, and now she's not called me back.
Speaker 1: And that's what you mean by the water has boiled over?
Speaker 1: Huh exactly? The roast is in too long. I guess
Speaker 1: now you're adding to it. Maybe the eggplant is underdone
Speaker 1: and nobody likes a soft egg plant, And now that's
Speaker 1: what I get. I'm yep, okay, before we get into
Speaker 1: what you mean by the water has boiled over or whatever, Joey,
Speaker 1: what's the name of the woman you want to call today.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name is Ellen? Ellen, okay, and
Speaker 1: you met her in a cooking class and then the
Speaker 1: water boiled over and now she's not calling you back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had a nice little day and I thought it
Speaker 1: went pretty well. But now she's just like kind of
Speaker 1: being a little cold with me. She hasn't ghosted me fully,
Speaker 1: so I feel like there's a chance. You know, Okay,
Speaker 1: So what did you mean by the water is boiled
Speaker 1: over in your emails? Is it? Is that? Literally what happened?
Speaker 1: And you're like, just like stick a fork in me,
Speaker 1: I'm done, Like I am, okay. I met her at
Speaker 1: this cooking class because I'm trying to meet more women
Speaker 1: in person because online's not working for me. When you
Speaker 1: put it that way, I mean, I get what you're saying,
Speaker 1: and it makes sense, But maybe that's what's happened. What's
Speaker 1: why I'm coming off creepy online? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I'm trying to beat them in person. So I signed us.
Speaker 1: My friend told me he took a cooking class and
Speaker 1: he saw a bunch of beautiful, attractive young women there.
Speaker 1: So I decided that I wanted to sign up for
Speaker 1: some so I signed up for like six of them
Speaker 1: just to you know, increase my chances. And you know,
Speaker 1: there was a baking class it was like bake it
Speaker 1: till you make it. There's a cheese class that was
Speaker 1: really cool, and then there's there's another. Well, we don't
Speaker 1: need the name of your whole cooking curriculum, but it
Speaker 1: must have gone well for you because you're on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second day up date. I mean, not
Speaker 1: as well as you would have liked it to go.
Speaker 1: But you did meet a woman in person. It sounds like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I met her. It was like, towards the end of
Speaker 1: the classes, we've hit it off really good. We started
Speaker 1: partnering up. And then when like the end the classes
Speaker 1: was coming, I realized I wasn't going to see her anymore.
Speaker 1: I asked her out and I said, do you want
Speaker 1: to maybe cook a meal at my place since we
Speaker 1: don't have any classes next week? And it worked. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's like genius. It's such an easy date idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's it's like set up in itself. I
Speaker 1: just had to pay money and they like gave me dates, like, hey,
Speaker 1: any woman will like a man who knows how to
Speaker 1: feed her right, that's exactly what I was thinking. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what I was thinking. Yeah, so she came over.
Speaker 1: We made chicken palm, or I made chicken palm. She
Speaker 1: was delegated to the master potatoes and green beans. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're both doing the cooking. Yeah, you know it's
Speaker 1: we put the class together. That's awesome. Yeah, her master
Speaker 1: taies were delicious. Green beans not that great, but um okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't tell her that her green beans were like
Speaker 1: some part, did you? No, poker face was on point.
Speaker 1: How is how is your chicken parm? I mean, if
Speaker 1: you're being critical, were you able to come up to
Speaker 1: the plate with something good? I mean, chicken parm is
Speaker 1: a lot harder to cook than green beans. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's not equal footing. But it was a little dry,
Speaker 1: but it was good, so it was good. It wasn't
Speaker 1: raw in the middle. I feel like that would be worse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't put her in the hospital, so that's good.
Speaker 1: And how it's good conversation. The conversation was good. Um
Speaker 1: for a while. We finished dinner and then I, you know,
Speaker 1: try to do the Netflix and chill and it didn't
Speaker 1: work because she she like got a text out of
Speaker 1: nowhere and she had to leave, and like it kind
Speaker 1: of seemed like an excuse, you know. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: don't believe her that she actually got an important text
Speaker 1: I need to leave. She was just trying to get
Speaker 1: out of there. Yeah, I mean, who, what do you
Speaker 1: really need to do in the middle of the night,
Speaker 1: Like that's not Yeah, she could be a drug dealer.
Speaker 1: Drug dealers who love cooking glasses go hand in hand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's a part I'm hoping for that, it would be.
Speaker 1: It would be a possibility. Yeah, it's like that'd be
Speaker 1: a good excuse money too. Was there anything that happened
Speaker 1: right before she got her emergency text message? Nothing bad,
Speaker 1: nothing that I can tell, Like, like I said, like
Speaker 1: maybe the chicken parm was a little dry. I don't
Speaker 1: think my apartment smells or anything. Like. I can't figure
Speaker 1: it out. So I'm looking at you guys. Maybe you
Speaker 1: just moved too fast. Maybe she isn't a Netflix and
Speaker 1: chill type of girl on the first date. Yeah maybe,
Speaker 1: or if she has like a boyfriendish something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just want to know. Um, I feel like we
Speaker 1: we hit it off so well during the cooking class
Speaker 1: and then just that one in our Actually I don't
Speaker 1: feel it should ruin maybe a relationship, you know, what's
Speaker 1: your what's your spice situation? Like at your house? Um,
Speaker 1: I have like salt and pepper and not a full
Speaker 1: spice rack though I don't I don't have one of
Speaker 1: those spinny ones. Now, yeah, all right, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with that that did gin didn't have enough spices for her. Um,
Speaker 1: maybe I guess we'll see what it is. We'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, and then call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, all right, thank you
Speaker 1: Brooking Jubil in the Morning, Second d Update, and welcome
Speaker 1: back to Brook and Jubil in the Morning. Today we're
Speaker 1: gonna be showing you how to make a second date
Speaker 1: update for today's tasty dish. You throw in a pinch
Speaker 1: of Joey and a dash of Ellen, and then you
Speaker 1: smother it all in my special love sauce that I
Speaker 1: keep in the coboard for occasions just like this, and
Speaker 1: they'll bake it a three hundred and fifty degrees for
Speaker 1: seventeen hours. Wow, it like creepy cooking show. And then
Speaker 1: once you take it out of the oven, I have
Speaker 1: nowhere to go from there, So let's just get to
Speaker 1: the second date out there. You're a very good cook, sir.
Speaker 1: Just to update everybody, Joey met Ellen in a cooking class.
Speaker 1: They actually went back to his place to cook a
Speaker 1: meal together because they'd learned all kinds of new things.
Speaker 1: I don't think you did you have my love sauce,
Speaker 1: no addition, I unfortunately did not have. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's unfortunate at all. Since you're near to the cooking world,
Speaker 1: to make sure to get you some. But let's get
Speaker 1: back to the date. After they made their food, he
Speaker 1: was trying to get her to hang out on the couch,
Speaker 1: watch some Netflix, chill, all that good stuff. But she
Speaker 1: just left and has barely been talking to him since.
Speaker 1: So we're going to call her and see what's up.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you should have quit while you're ahead
Speaker 1: on this one. Joy. I don't even know if I
Speaker 1: was a head behind. It's just this is weird, Okay,
Speaker 1: Joey can't think of any reason that she's not calling back.
Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. I'm gonna doll her phone
Speaker 1: of her right now. Hello, all right, may I speak
Speaker 1: to Ellen? Yeah, I'm Ellen, Hey Ellen, how are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewil from the world famous Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning, the radio show. Do you have any
Speaker 1: questions for me? I'm sorry? Who's this Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show, world famous.
Speaker 1: What would you like to ask me? You called me?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what's I don't have any
Speaker 1: I guess why did you call me? That's my questions
Speaker 1: for you. That's actually, you know what, it's a very
Speaker 1: good question. The reason I'm calling is because we do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then end up not calling them after, they
Speaker 1: email us to see if we can get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. Okay, are you
Speaker 1: saying someone emailed your show about me? Yes? His name
Speaker 1: is Joey. Oh okay, yeah, I want to date with Joey. Yep,
Speaker 1: that's what he told us. He said that you guys
Speaker 1: cooked some food in his class because you met in
Speaker 1: a cooking class, and then at the end of the
Speaker 1: evening you sort of took off and haven't really been
Speaker 1: talking to him. So he's curious why. It just didn't
Speaker 1: really go the way I wanted to, and so I left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that emergency text message was a fake? Right? What
Speaker 1: an emergency text message? He said that you got an emergency,
Speaker 1: like a text that said it's an emergency and you
Speaker 1: had to bail real quick. Um. Oh that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's how I got out of it. It was
Speaker 1: an act. Why would you do that? What was so?
Speaker 1: What was so bad about hanging out with Joey that
Speaker 1: you had to fake an emergency to get out of there? Um?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess he just he wasn't really
Speaker 1: who I thought he was. I mean, he said that
Speaker 1: you left, like as he was asking you to like
Speaker 1: stay in basically Netflix and chill. Was it just too
Speaker 1: much on the first date to do that? No, I've
Speaker 1: made up my mind before that. Okay, well can you
Speaker 1: tell us why at all? I guess I just, um,
Speaker 1: I kind of saw this other like this, I saw
Speaker 1: like how he treats people, you know, and kind of guy.
Speaker 1: I got to know that side of him, and I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just I didn't I didn't like it. So,
Speaker 1: oh I left? What do you mean how he treats people.
Speaker 1: Was there somebody else there with you guys? Well, no,
Speaker 1: there wasn't anybody else there, but um, he has an alexa,
Speaker 1: you know, like one of those um those like speaker
Speaker 1: things that he talks to and it does stuff for you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we all know what the alexe is. Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: he had m an alexa and he was just being
Speaker 1: so mean to it. Wait, he was like yelling is Alexa? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like like it was like I don't know where, like
Speaker 1: be in the kitchen. He's like, alexap to the tegraph
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes and then he just like go, I'm
Speaker 1: talking normal, like, oh hey, can you hand me the
Speaker 1: carlke or whatever? And I was like yeah, I was
Speaker 1: so it was so angry. Wait you screaming at a
Speaker 1: Are you sure he wasn't like talking loud like my
Speaker 1: mom does when she talks into her phone because she
Speaker 1: doesn't think that the phone can hear her. It was
Speaker 1: it was just very rude. I just I wasn't. I
Speaker 1: wasn't really a fan of how he was talking due
Speaker 1: to her. So you're kind of sticking up for Alexa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't have feelings, you know that, right, no, I know,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. That's just that's that this is
Speaker 1: a weird way to talk to something like that. I
Speaker 1: could kind of see that, Like I would be turned
Speaker 1: off if a guy was yelling at any inanimate object.
Speaker 1: Like if you can get mad at that and be
Speaker 1: mean to that, how would you treat actual people or
Speaker 1: when you're actually angry? Yeah, and like, just is he
Speaker 1: really impatient? You know, like I don't know what a
Speaker 1: commands that. He asked Alexa for um, like you're talking
Speaker 1: and we were sauteing onions and then out of nowhere
Speaker 1: he sells Alex up, try smooth jazz. She couldn't hear
Speaker 1: him the first time, so he just kept yelling smooth jazz, Lexa,
Speaker 1: and it was so, yeah, I, Alexa, you idiot, I said,
Speaker 1: smooth jazz. That is not smooth jazz, regular jazz. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And like I don't even like smooth jazz. So that
Speaker 1: didn't help. And Ellen, how did you keep a straight
Speaker 1: face through that? I was honesting, that's really uncomfortable because
Speaker 1: it came out of nowhere and it was kind of
Speaker 1: just surprising. Yeah, you don't you do want to point
Speaker 1: it out? Plus, you know, you know, put Alexa out
Speaker 1: there because he could get even more angry at Alexa
Speaker 1: that she's making things awkward for you too. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I just had to get out
Speaker 1: of there. Makes sense to me. I do the same thing. Man.
Speaker 1: It's weird, dude, I yell at series so much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you have anger issues that do right. It's a
Speaker 1: red fla like anger stuff. Man. I guess yeah, you
Speaker 1: could say that my GPS serious, Like if they were
Speaker 1: actual people, they would have sued me by now. She
Speaker 1: knows that she's talking about Well Ellen, I hate to
Speaker 1: break it to you, but Joey is actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you right
Speaker 1: now too. Wait what, yeah, Joey are you there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. I can't believe this. Oh my god, are
Speaker 1: you Are you serious? I am serious? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yelling at somebody like that? That's so mean. It's not someone,
Speaker 1: it's a it's it's Alexa. It's like a computer. But
Speaker 1: you don't be so rude. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: going out with somebody who, you know, just like flies
Speaker 1: off the handle like that, you know, like that doesn't
Speaker 1: look good to me. She doesn't have feelings. I was
Speaker 1: screaming at her so she could hear me. It was loud.
Speaker 1: We were cooking in the kitchen. Well, I know it
Speaker 1: was just so it was you're being really mean to her,
Speaker 1: and I just didn't. It made me uncomfortable. I didn't
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Okay, I don't get what you're calling her.
Speaker 1: It is a machine and not a person. But well,
Speaker 1: her name's Alexa. Is Alexa. It's not Alexa like you
Speaker 1: like you have to say Alexa before you tell her
Speaker 1: to do things like that. She has a name, so
Speaker 1: she it's a her. I don't. I don't get how. Look, okay,
Speaker 1: just put yourself in my position. You're on a date
Speaker 1: with someone and out of nowhere, they starts screaming like
Speaker 1: Alexa turn the body of on the team, very like,
Speaker 1: it's so alarming. Well, the things I was screaming are
Speaker 1: really important. The timer for the food very important. And
Speaker 1: and to accept the mood. I thought that was also important.
Speaker 1: But you're not setting the mood if you're screaming at
Speaker 1: the top of your lungs. Yeah. I wasn't saying mean
Speaker 1: things to her. It wasn't like I was swearing at
Speaker 1: her or anything. I was just asking her to do
Speaker 1: the thing she's supposed to do. I don't get what
Speaker 1: you guys are talking about right now. But you wanted
Speaker 1: to swear at or didn't you? Well time, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. Haven't you guys ever yelled at things? Haven't
Speaker 1: you guys ever yelled at your car when it doesn't start?
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are making me up to
Speaker 1: like a bad person over yelling at an object and
Speaker 1: not an actual person. Right now, you're kind of yelling
Speaker 1: a little bit now, Joey. I feel you on that.
Speaker 1: I yell at an animate objects all the time, but
Speaker 1: you're kind of yelling now, yelling. I'm just frustrated no
Speaker 1: one is understanding me, just like Alexa. I just think
Speaker 1: that there's a time in the place. I mean, Ellen,
Speaker 1: if he were to do this outside of your presence,
Speaker 1: would you have a problem with it? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 1: want to go have a guy who treats people that way.
Speaker 1: She's not a people computer. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You're doing it again. You're raising your voice again. No
Speaker 1: I am not. Look, it's the principle of treating people
Speaker 1: with respect, and you obviously don't have the principle or
Speaker 1: the respect for people or things. I paid money for her.
Speaker 1: I could treat how I want again, scored your point,
Speaker 1: joe another similarity to you and I have. Let's try
Speaker 1: to figure this out, though, Ellen. Would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Joey on a second date? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it. Uh No, I would not. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? I could just see that. That's that's
Speaker 1: who you are on the inside. That's what you do
Speaker 1: when you get frustrated, that's what you do, you get angry.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Joey, I'm sorry you did not get
Speaker 1: a second date. All right, thanks for trying. I guess bye. Man.
Speaker 1: Alexa is gonna get it as soon as I'm so
Speaker 1: worried about her broken jubil in the morning,