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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I'm going to tell you the

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Speaker 1: name of the person that's on the phone to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret right now, and us see

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Speaker 1: if you guys can guess what I need to do. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: remember it's dirty little secret text in four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, we'll

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Speaker 1: let you tell it on the show. And we keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname, so nobody

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Speaker 1: knows who you actually are when you tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So the name of the person on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us something is peeing

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Speaker 1: your pants? You need to pee? I need to pee.

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Speaker 1: Paying your pants is on the phone. What's up paying

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Speaker 1: your pants? How are you? I guess I need to pee.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good. Otherwise, I'd like to tell you that

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Speaker 1: you pose a lot of trouble for Jubil, A lot

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Speaker 1: he peas every five minutes. Maybe your name should have

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Speaker 1: been weak bladder, but I do have to be really

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Speaker 1: bad anyway. I'll hang out and clench my teeth while

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Speaker 1: you tell us your dirty little secrets. So what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Paying your pants pants currently peeing my pants.

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Speaker 1: My dirty year little secret is, well, it's kind of close.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of close to that. So maybe you're a

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Speaker 1: psychic m so, and I know it's probably exceptionally dirty.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm a house cleaner, so I can make my

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Speaker 1: own hours, and I work with my headphones on and

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Speaker 1: my dirty my dirty little secret. Okay, basically, you know,

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Speaker 1: I have some clients who are real jerks, They're real

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Speaker 1: a holes, right, I don't know what I can say

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Speaker 1: on air, and they don't deserve bleach, they don't deserve

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Speaker 1: my good cleaner. So I will do the job. I'll

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Speaker 1: turn on my music and I just use a dirty

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Speaker 1: cloth or a sock from their laundry or whatever I've got,

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Speaker 1: because at this point, I figure, you know, I'm still

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Speaker 1: gonna like, you know, i'll dust. I'm still gonna do

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Speaker 1: my job, but I'm not gonna like clean clean clean,

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Speaker 1: which you like dust their house with food, you like,

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Speaker 1: dust their house with their dirty underwear. Well, not like

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Speaker 1: dirty underwear. They're not like peeing their pants like me,

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, like what's playing on the top of their hamper,

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Speaker 1: I'll use that to like do the top of their

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Speaker 1: lamps and the top of their feel of it. Wow, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you really must hate their negative energy on my stuff.

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Speaker 1: Your karma will do auch job, all right. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you clean their house, but you don't use cleaner on

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Speaker 1: some things like actual to clean like the toilet. Right,

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Speaker 1: I do clean, but I don't use clean nerve. You

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Speaker 1: just wipe it down so it looks like but there's

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Speaker 1: there's still a bunch of Germans on it, right, And

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Speaker 1: I figure if they're just high and mighty, they'll know

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Speaker 1: the difference. Everybody never have. I'll be totally honest. So

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Speaker 1: I obviously live with my grandma and when my mom

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Speaker 1: comes to visit from over in England, I pretty much

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Speaker 1: do the same thing. Because I don't like cleaning so much.

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Speaker 1: I'll just grab a towel and stop dusting fake wipe

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Speaker 1: it down. But you don't wipe it down with your

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Speaker 1: dirty clothes. No, I've never done that. Someone I love.

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Speaker 1: I don't love these people, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: They're just like paying me and some people treat me

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Speaker 1: really rude, like they'll ask me to show cleavage or

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Speaker 1: be really weird. What the hell? And no, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: they're getting dirty socked us treatment for sure, and to

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Speaker 1: save money. I mean, like, I won't steal big stuff,

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Speaker 1: but I will take tampons things like that. Choice. Yeah

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Speaker 1: they are expensive. Yeah, those things are expensive. And why not.

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Speaker 1: You know, they're just laying there, boxes and boxes and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So I'll take one, one box or one tampon pens

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Speaker 1: a box. Okay, nice to your housekeeper. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Now I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go pee my pants, no problem. Guys, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret,