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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line?

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Speaker 4: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 4: approaches you while you're at the club and uses this

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Speaker 4: charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 5: Hey, are you a sea lion?

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Speaker 4: Because I could definitely see you lion in my bed.

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Speaker 6: See me lying about my phone number in a second.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, is this urge to call the local

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Speaker 4: zoo and have him tagged in bag.

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Instead, tell him you want to do what you see

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Speaker 4: on the Discovery channel after ten pm, Discovery after dark,

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Speaker 4: and that's when you give him the digits to the

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Speaker 4: loser lines. Hopefully he leaves us an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 4: we can play on the air. Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 1: One, Hey, what's up Katie? Known as BMX. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was that is cool that you tell you the

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Speaker 1: craziest thing that's ever happened to me? Well, sit down

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Speaker 1: because this is going to blow your panties off and

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Speaker 1: there they go. But I once thought of a hot

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Speaker 1: air balloon once and I survived.

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Speaker 2: Now they say I was.

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Speaker 1: Only five ft off the ground. Whatever I was wasted

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Speaker 1: and I fell over the rail.

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Speaker 7: But you know, you live and learn, right.

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Speaker 1: If you want a crazier story, we should hook up

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Speaker 1: in the hot air balloon. That way we could both

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Speaker 1: join the five foot club.

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Speaker 7: Just kidding.

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Speaker 6: So he was so close to being funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's almost there.

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Speaker 4: Your panties weren't blown off by that story, They're tighteric.

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Speaker 5: Is really next message, say Derek, it's me. It's me

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Speaker 5: from the other night at the bar. You know, I

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Speaker 5: thought that we had this really great time together and

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Speaker 5: I wanted to let you know that. When we were done,

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Speaker 5: you know, I left and I actually forgot to close

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Speaker 5: out my tab and so I had it back in

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Speaker 5: and I muld have that. You know, there was another

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Speaker 5: girl talking to you. And I know I come off

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Speaker 5: as sweet and gentle, but I'll cut a bit if

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Speaker 5: I have to. And I was a girl Scout. I

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Speaker 5: know how to use my resources. I will use my nails,

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Speaker 5: I will use a broken bottle. They have worked for

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Speaker 5: me in the past, they will work for me again.

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Speaker 5: You should know that.

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Speaker 4: Next message, So sign your girls up for the Girl

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Speaker 4: Scouts today and learn how to defend yourself.

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Speaker 6: Have a pat Yeah, he started the Loser light with

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Speaker 6: one of Alexis's x and now we hear from one

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Speaker 6: of Jose.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to hear from one

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Speaker 4: of Brooks. No, that guy's gonna stab himself. Remember you

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Speaker 4: get the special Loser on nemberf you text the word

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Speaker 4: loser l O s e R to seven eight five

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Speaker 4: nine to give it out to somebody who's really creeping

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Speaker 4: you out at the club and hopefully they leave an

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Speaker 4: awkward voicemail that we can play kind.

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Speaker 5: Of like this one.

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Speaker 7: Hi, I really don't know your name. You never told me,

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Speaker 7: but I think you're beautiful, and I was. I was

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Speaker 7: kind of shocked you gave me your number, and I

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Speaker 7: think it gave me because you recognized me from my

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Speaker 7: YouTube videos. I'm I'm the gargle guy.

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Speaker 5: I am.

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Speaker 7: I am known for my my gargling I gargle songs.

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Speaker 7: That was me and and let's see, the one I'm

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Speaker 7: I'm probably best known for is Sweet Caroline, you know

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Speaker 7: by Neil Diamond. Uh it's almost got to let me check,

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Speaker 7: close to four thousand views almost, so Uh tell your

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Speaker 7: friends because eas you remember this, get a take two

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Speaker 7: on that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Oh next, I was so excited about.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 4: Luckily, gargle Man decided to call back and leave another

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Speaker 4: message let's hear hopefully.

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Speaker 3: Hey, oh sorry about that.

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Speaker 7: I can't I can't be perfect every single time, but

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Speaker 7: I can't show you you know what else I can

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Speaker 7: do with my mouth, So give me a call.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, you can't be perfect every single time? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but once it would be nice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I tell you, I don't think gargling translates to

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Speaker 6: anything women want.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, definitely before How many takes did he have

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Speaker 4: to do this four thousand view video? It's like, all right,

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Speaker 4: take four thousand, six hundred and ninety six. We got this.

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Speaker 6: I'm just worried this guy's gonna drown.

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Speaker 5: Next.

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is lad the Master of the Dark. I'm

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Speaker 2: calling to invite you into my dark Layer. I have

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Speaker 2: a coffin specially built for two. So in the morning

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Speaker 2: afterward our dark leisure.

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Speaker 5: I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Buried in.

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Speaker 4: We were waiting for it.

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Speaker 6: One of Brooks exits, I think that was me.

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Speaker 4: For more hilarious loser line, second ate updates, closure calls,

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Speaker 4: and all the rest. You can listen to the show

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Speaker 4: at Brooknjeffrey dot com or on Spotify photaps coming

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Speaker 2: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,