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Speaker 1: And water. I'm just not into water right now. Uh.

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Speaker 1: why he was drinking them. They're these little like um,

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Speaker 1: they're like red, you know. They're like these diet drinks

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Speaker 1: that you find at Jim's. There was selling this one's

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Speaker 1: called Sparkling Kiwi Guava. It's a beautiful can. Which marketing

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Speaker 1: That is why I was annoyed. But he really got

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Speaker 1: It's it's when you buy a bunch of stuff from

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Speaker 1: our podcast page, Nikki Glazer pod, I went nuts at

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Speaker 1: You know what, Nikki, you deserve to go to Target

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Speaker 1: was so crazy when you had to pin them. Remember

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Speaker 1: is that humble? Brad? Thanks? Um, it's so note, it's

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Speaker 1: so pedestrian to have any news order, Like, just admit

425
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Speaker 1: you have one. Everyone, let's just get on board. Even

426
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Speaker 1: though my mom took the test and she didn't have one,

427
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,320
Speaker 1: and I was really I felt disconnected from her. But um,

428
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Speaker 1: the thing is, I was just listening to my ex

429
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Speaker 1: boyfriend's radio show this morning and there was an ad

430
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Speaker 1: for like, you know, some kind of met spa that

431
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Speaker 1: sucks out like libo suction or whatever. Uh, liposuction or

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Speaker 1: what you mean the thing liposuction. It was like some

433
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Speaker 1: new thing. I did a thing called m sculpt where

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Speaker 1: they hook up paddles to your ass, and I really

435
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 1: do think that toned my ass. It was I think

436
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Speaker 1: I hate to money drop, and I know that sometimes

437
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Speaker 1: it sounds like I'm bragging that I'm rich, but I

438
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: just want you guys to know how much things cost

439
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Speaker 1: and how dumb I am with money. I spent like

440
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Speaker 1: three thousand dollars for three It's a thousand dollars per treatment.

441
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Speaker 1: Three times I went and it shocked your but for

442
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Speaker 1: a half hour. And um, and it feels a place

443
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Speaker 1: where you go to get filler and and laser skincare.

444
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Speaker 1: I haven't had anything in so long. I had botox

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Speaker 1: before I did, uh boy Island. But in terms of

446
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Speaker 1: filler or any kind of laser facial I used to

447
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 1: get that ship every month and then the m sculpt.

448
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 1: My butt literally got bigger because of that. So I

449
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Speaker 1: do recommend that, but this light posts that when I do,

450
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 1: but it's the ones that suck your fat out. It's

451
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: not gonna suck your fat out. Your fat and by

452
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Speaker 1: the way, like no crunches are gonna make you have

453
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Speaker 1: your six pack is hidden underneath belly fat. So when

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Speaker 1: working out is I just want to say, it's not

455
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Speaker 1: the best way to lose fat. And I know that

456
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Speaker 1: some people might be like, you're wrong to keep because

457
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Speaker 1: it will help you adoptive healthier lifestyle. It really is

458
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Speaker 1: about managing your overeating, and a lot of overeating happens

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Speaker 1: because you're working out too much. So um as always,

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Speaker 1: if you want to know what I've done to get

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Speaker 1: over my eating disorder and have a healthy relationship for

462
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Speaker 1: now that I have to work on every day with food,

463
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Speaker 1: you can always DM me and I'll tell you my secrets.

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Speaker 1: Um Andrew, how have you been? How's your weekend? Fantastic?

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Speaker 1: Had a great time with my girlfriend. I know he's

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Speaker 1: called it he I was at the gym. I was

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Speaker 1: at the gym and this guy I was introducing Brenna,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I go, yeah, this is um, this is

469
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Speaker 1: my girlfriend Brenna. And it's just like so much quicker

470
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Speaker 1: to say than this is the girl I'm dating. This

471
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Speaker 1: is my friend. And then you kind of tense up

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00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: and yeah, and I could see her smile a little bit,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't want to bring attention to it, but

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Speaker 1: I know I'm really happy. Well you you talked about

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Speaker 1: it later with me and her there had such a

476
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Speaker 1: good time with your girlfriend this weekend and now and

477
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Speaker 1: now I feel but I feel more comfortable that she's

478
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Speaker 1: your girlfriend. It's just like it this this weekend, and

479
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Speaker 1: it's it's so sad she's leaving because the last week

480
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Speaker 1: we kind of got to it, but Andrew got some bad,

481
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Speaker 1: sad news that she was accepted a job in Chicago,

482
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Speaker 1: which is great for her on all by all means,

483
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Speaker 1: except that you know, she's leaving here where she has you.

484
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Speaker 1: But Chicago is close and if it's meant to be,

485
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Speaker 1: it'll be. But this weekend I got to talk to

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Speaker 1: Brenna a lot and hang out with her, and she's

487
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Speaker 1: just like I just love her. I was like thinking,

488
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Speaker 1: like I was like, oh my god, I can be

489
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Speaker 1: friends with Andrew the rest of my life even if

490
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Speaker 1: he gets married, and like this can work. You know

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Speaker 1: what time do you think like it might you might

492
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Speaker 1: not be able to keep your best platonic uh male friend,

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Speaker 1: which is bullshit because I could be by and let

494
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Speaker 1: my husband would let me keep all my girlfriends that

495
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Speaker 1: might want to eat like eat my box. Not that

496
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Speaker 1: you want to eat my box, but you know what

497
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, why do we allow that? So this

498
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Speaker 1: weekend I just felt like I was just like I

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Speaker 1: want Brenna around. I would want him to marry her

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Speaker 1: and then we could all live together. Like I remember,

501
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Speaker 1: like last week after I said the uncle poem that

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Speaker 1: everyone I'm sure I loved out there, Uh you're like

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Speaker 1: you want kids, but we have a podcast, and it

504
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Speaker 1: made me think about that, like could I have kids

505
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Speaker 1: as well as be your platonic friend and be there

506
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Speaker 1: for you? It would change, It would change, but I

507
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Speaker 1: think everything has to change, but I could still definitely

508
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Speaker 1: imagine us doing living like this for the next twenty years,

509
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Speaker 1: you and me. Just like, honestly, my life is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Good my life. I hate to brag. I hope out

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Speaker 1: there everyone has all the swells in their life my

512
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: life as swell as fun. I mean, there are things

513
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: coming up that are scaring the ship out of me.

514
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: I gotta go on tour and I don't know what

515
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Speaker 1: the funk I'm going to stay on stage. But Andrew,

516
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Speaker 1: you know me. You've been touring with me for four

517
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Speaker 1: years now. Have I ever known what the funk I'm

518
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Speaker 1: about to do on stage? Even when I'm about to

519
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: step foot for my special? No? But you are another

520
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: species and I don't even think you understand how incredible

521
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: your brain works. When Nikki will do a run through

522
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Speaker 1: on Fallon and be like what was that line? Oh?

523
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 1: That line? Oh okay, and like you'll like almost mess

524
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Speaker 1: up where and then you'll go out And if it

525
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,719
Speaker 1: was me, I wouldn't be able to even go out there.

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Speaker 1: I'll make changes to my Fallon things in the seconds

527
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: before it's on the fly. It's incredible. We'll see the

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Speaker 1: dinnection to And that's why it works for me, because

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Speaker 1: I'm really I'm grateful that that's how my brain works.

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Speaker 1: And I know what I'm grateful for, listener, is that

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Speaker 1: I'm not like this isn't some oh wow, Nikki is

532
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Speaker 1: more talented or or my mind works in a different

533
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Speaker 1: way than other people's. That is true, so does yours.

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Speaker 1: What I've what I've just done, is that I have

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Speaker 1: accepted that my method of working is different than anyone

536
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: else's and different from the model that is often touted

537
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Speaker 1: as like the best results. Like I maybe don't work

538
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Speaker 1: as efficiently. I don't, you know, I don't do the

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Speaker 1: urbiguliar method of like writing two hours a day, even

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Speaker 1: like my friend Jeff Die he makes up and he

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Speaker 1: goes and he writes every day and has this like

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Speaker 1: routine and that works for him. And I've always felt,

543
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: and I know you in your own life listening out there,

544
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: have felt like I need to do it that way,

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00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: like my way that is comfortable. Uh, you know, sometimes

546
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: you find another way that will yield more results. But

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Speaker 1: what I've done is I've just accepted that I right

548
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Speaker 1: in a different way. It's not that I'm lazy. I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not not doing John Laney's thing of you know,

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00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: going through notes. Whenever I would work with Dom Laney,

551
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: he'd be backstage on his laptop looking at all these

552
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: notes and I'm just like eating, shoving like hummus and

553
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: carrots in my mouth, looking at up looking at my

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Speaker 1: phone where there are two words written in a note,

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00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I hope this is not that's that

556
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: works for me, and that's okay. How did you get

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Speaker 1: to the point to accept that? Because in my mind

558
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: I would think, oh, but what if I wrote? If

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00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: I wrote because I tried, because and you know what

560
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: it is when I do have to write a tonight

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Speaker 1: show set and give them a transcript of my jokes

562
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: written long form, which is the only time I ever

563
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,199
Speaker 1: write my jokes long form, only time I tend to

564
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: think of so many tags, so many different new things,

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00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: new ways of writing it. I would be so much better.

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Speaker 1: That's because it doesn't bring me joy to work in

567
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: that way. I need to create a life in which

568
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: you know, this is the same thing for exercising, and

569
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Speaker 1: I really want this to resonate with people listening. Is

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Speaker 1: that I found and I still have to work at

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00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: this every day. When you decisions in your life, healthy

572
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: decisions where you're like, I gotta get in shape or

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Speaker 1: I gotta eat healthy. If you base it all off

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Speaker 1: of what feels good and not depriving yourself, oh I'm

575
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: not allowed to have the thing I want or i'm i'm, I'm,

576
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 1: I gotta work out and go do that spin class,

577
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: even though I hate spin class, but like I know,

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00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: that burns a lot of calories. Find I hate when

579
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: people say, find an exercise that you like, But honestly,

580
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: just keep trying ship until you do. Go towards what

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00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: feels good, because it might feel selfish, because sometimes I

582
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: do have to cut it and go, Okay, you've been

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00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 1: doing a lot of that feels good to you, and

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00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: that's a good excuse to just do whatever you want

585
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: all the time at the expense of others. But guess what.

586
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,479
Speaker 1: Guess what feels good doing good for other people. And

587
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: when you are in a happy place because you're doing

588
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: things that are not depriving yourself because you're punishing yourself,

589
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: or going to a class because you're punishing yourself, or

590
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: having to clean that room because you're such a gross slob.

591
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: Leave the room messy, Go do something nice for yourself.

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00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: And I bet you, when you treat yourself kindly and

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00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: don't admonish yourself, you're gonna want to clean that room

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00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: in a natural way. And I know you don't expect

595
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: it to happen, but it will. It will happen that

596
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: you want to clean that room, and you won't be

597
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: punishing yourself when you do it. You'll just be like,

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00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: I deserve a clean room. I saw I saw like

599
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson on Rogan and he was talking about He's like, uh,

600
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: you gotta do things you hate and then love the

601
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: thing you hate. I'm sucking up to quote, but essentially like,

602
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: go towards the thing you hate, and I'm not just

603
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: trying to No no pain, no gain. Is like it's

604
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: all started, George Carlin. He goes no pain, no pain. Yeah,

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00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: well that's what I was watching George Carlin last Sime.

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00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: I just I have always gone towards pain because I

607
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: like pain because it means oh. On the other side

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Speaker 1: of this, I finally get to reward myself because I

609
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: don't deserve to feel good unless I put in the

610
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: work right, that's how you always feel good. When I've

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00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: switched it to what feels good, I am in such

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Speaker 1: a better place to do the things that I would

613
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: once avoid, Like, for instance, for me to have a

614
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: good relationship with food and myself and to love myself,

615
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: I absolutely need to get out of myself, which is

616
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: like you know, my show is called the Nicki Glazer Podcast.

617
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: I'm tweeting about myself all day. I'm reading tweets about myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting Google alerts from my name. I have a

619
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Speaker 1: staff of people who are just invested in the brand

620
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: of Nicky Glazer, and we're all gonna make money and

621
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: all have jobs and all have fun. It's me, me, me,

622
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: me me. I'm talking right now and not letting you

623
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Speaker 1: get into words ord and edgeways. I am so self

624
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: centered and so when I am in my best state, though,

625
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: I look too ways to help other people. And I'm

626
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: not petting myself on the back for this. But for instance,

627
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,239
Speaker 1: I had like three hours to kill the other day.

628
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: I had nothing going on, which is rare for me,

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Speaker 1: and I just wrote my sister and go, Please let

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Speaker 1: me do something for you that you is on your

631
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: to do list, like going to get groceries. You can

632
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Speaker 1: pay me back. I'm not like saying to pay for

633
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: but let me just do a thing for you that

634
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Speaker 1: you don't owe me anything. It's just because I go

635
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: because my sister goes. You don't have to do that

636
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: and go. It's again it's selfish. But when you love

637
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: yourself and you treat yourself well. Things that feel good

638
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: to you often are things that are good for other

639
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: people because you just you feel complete, so you want

640
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: to make other you want to help other people. Yesterday

641
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: I bought myself some flowers. I was, you know, feeling,

642
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: I was that trader Joe, You're very nice to me yesterday.

643
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: I was, well, you you got me a groceries when

644
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: you went to get grow you asked me and you

645
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: and you switch my laundry, which is just a little thing.

646
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: But I don't know, it just had made you thought

647
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: about me, thought, I don't know, No, I I like

648
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: to do it. I like doing that. I was like

649
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: thinking about how I'll like to fold my husband's I

650
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: was like almost going to fold your laundry because I

651
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: was like, it's just like a nice loving thing to

652
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: do for someone you care about, and just make sure

653
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: you don't leave your underwear and my laundry. That was insane.

654
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: Can you talk about that? No? But can I just

655
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: finished my thought, We'll get to the underwear and then

656
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: we are going to the news. I got flowers for myself.

657
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: Yesterday I bought I bought a bunch of ship at

658
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: Target Home Goods because I'm I just wanted to like

659
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: spruce up my place and make it feel nicer. Spruce

660
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: Bruce is coming to the St. Louis Helium also. You

661
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: can see him June through the first I don't know

662
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: if that's true. That's actually next week. I think he's

663
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: gonna be there, Bruce Spruce. Uh. But I was trying

664
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: to spruce Spruce and uh. I saw flowers at Traitor

665
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,239
Speaker 1: Does and they were, you know, ten bucks, but they

666
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: were these beautiful roses. And I never know what flowers

667
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: are like when guys give me flowers, I'm always like,

668
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: what would I want these? You know what? I've picked

669
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: these out and I literally was like, Nikki, what flowers?

670
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: If you were buying your flowers for you like to

671
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: say to you, you haven't been in the past. I

672
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: am I love I love flower. They die in three days.

673
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: I would just rather someone spend money on a Starbucks

674
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: gift card for me. But flowers romantically are something I

675
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: really do like in a relationship because do you want

676
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: it to be so like sexual or do you want

677
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: it to be friendship self? You know what I mean?

678
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: Venus fly trap, no I got. I got an old

679
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: dyeing cactus um that I could sit on because I

680
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: love pain, so getting raped by a cactus would be

681
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: the worst. Just want to put that out there. So, um,

682
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: I got rose. I looked at all the flowers, and

683
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: I go, what would I want a boy to get me? Like?

684
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: What would I be? Like? I feel so seen? And

685
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: it was this beautiful bouquet of pink, flat pink roses

686
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: with some yellow in there too, Like it almost reminded

687
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: me of the Lover theme colors from Taylor Swift's Lover,

688
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: which is still my favorite album. Um and I'm still

689
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: obsessed with that theme. Whatever. So uh, I got the flowers.

690
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: I get in my car and I'm leaving this like

691
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: shopping center. I see a woman on the corner with

692
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: her two young girls, and she's holding a sign that

693
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,239
Speaker 1: says please help you know. And they're in a like

694
00:33:55,320 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: West County like people buying stuff at Home Goods and Target,

695
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,239
Speaker 1: Pet Smart one of those shopping areas. And these two

696
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: little girls are probably humiliated that their mom has to

697
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: beg I mean, they're they're probably in second grade, fifth grade.

698
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 1: And I just felt I felt for those girls and thought, oh,

699
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: someday I'm going to read these girls books my mom

700
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: had to stand up with in the corner, and you

701
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: know what what maybe that what my mom would say,

702
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: Maybe that woman is making hundreds of dollars a day

703
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: standing there. Guess what worth it that is? That's an

704
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 1: embarrassing thing to do. And if you if you're able

705
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: to stand at the corner and ask for money and

706
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: you make so much more money than you, we think,

707
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: good you do you deserve. I have weird negative thoughts

708
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: like she's using her daughters to get more money, but

709
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: her not being with her her daughters should they should

710
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: be running around. But this is what I did. I

711
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: got I. I called the woman over and I have

712
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: reached in my bag and I just whatever cash I

713
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 1: had I gave to I didn't even care what bills

714
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: it were, because I was like, God, you know my

715
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: idea of God just I don't care. If it was

716
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: like a thousand dollar bill in there, I would have

717
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: given it to her. And because I can't afford it,

718
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: let me just say that this every not everyone could do.

719
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: I gave her a big wad of cash, which is

720
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: very grateful for. And then I saw the two little

721
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: girls and I waved at them and I go, Hi, guys,

722
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: how you doing you know, just to acknowledge, like, nothing

723
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 1: about this is embarrassing. I love you. You look so cute.

724
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: I was just like I said to the girls, I go,

725
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: this is not embarrassing for you. No, I didn't say that, um,

726
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: I said, uh. I looked and look. The girls smiled

727
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: at me in a way that it felt like they felt.

728
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: What I wanted to communicate was nothing about this is embarrassing.

729
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: You're adorable and I love you. And I felt like

730
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: they went from being shy and kind of like, oh,

731
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: this woman's giving my mom money to oh, that woman's nice.

732
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: And then I go, actually, I pulled up, I was

733
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: pulling away, and I go, I go, actually, come back.

734
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: I go, would you like some flowers? I would love

735
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: to give you flowers? And the woman came over and

736
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: I go, these are for all of you. You each

737
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: you each get some flowers. And I was like, because

738
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: you're beautiful women, and I go, I go and happy

739
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: belated mothers. Maybe I didn't say that because of his

740
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: Father's Day, but I go, you're a great mother. And

741
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: I gave her the flowers and were so touched and

742
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: it was I felt like a fucking hero leaving there,

743
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: even though I really was patting myself on the back.

744
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: Like on Seinfeld when Jerry saves Uh, He's eating at

745
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: a restaurant where no one goes, and he goes, I'm

746
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: really a good person, are He's showing his food so

747
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: self assured. So my point is these I really wanted

748
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: those flowers for myself. I was excited to bring them

749
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: home and be like, Nick, You've got flowers for yourself,

750
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: and then in the end it was for someone else.

751
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: So it was like, kind of what I'm saying is like,

752
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: when you treat yourself well, you're able to treat others well.

753
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: And it just happens naturally like that. And so give

754
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: give cash to to homeless people. Try to reason that

755
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: they it's embarrassing what they're doing. Even if you're like, oh,

756
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: they're scamming everyone and they make thousands of dollars. Listen,

757
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: you wouldn't do that to make thousands of dollars. It's

758
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: just to be standing on the street asking for money

759
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: no one. So just always remember that and and give

760
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: as much as you can. Real quick. With the underwear story,

761
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: Andrew had a pair of my underwear in his laundry,

762
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: so I hook with Brenna. She sleeps over. She's leaving

763
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 1: to go to work at seven am, and she goes,

764
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: what is nothing? I go, what she goes, No, it's

765
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: not a big whatever, And I go what she goes,

766
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: there's just a girl's underwear on your floor, And I

767
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: go what? I go? First of all, like all the girls,

768
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: I don't wear underwear, you know, I mean we all

769
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: know that. No. But I was just like, I got

770
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: really worried because I was like, like, because I know

771
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything wrong, so feeling words, yeah, and

772
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: think by the guy like this underwear. I said that

773
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: this should be a Atlantis morset. Ironically they look like

774
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: old skin for some reasons. Definition of irony Okay, so

775
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: they were. It was a it was a beige song

776
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: that my my um stylist in the Cayman Islands for

777
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: f Why Island, Julie. She uh, she gave me these underwear.

778
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: I picked him up though, and I see it's the

779
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: only way that Brenna would know they are not so

780
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: other girls and that they are actually Nikki's. It has

781
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: your name on it. Yes, They're the only pair of

782
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 1: underwear I own with my name in it. You gotta

783
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: write it in all my underwear. I'm gonna start writing

784
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: my name in your underwear. If you're cheating, just find

785
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: your best girlfriend that your girlfriend trust the helga so

786
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: she knows that it's just some woman at the laundry

787
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: mat that got it, you know, like some just someone

788
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,720
Speaker 1: that you would think is real dumpy. No, I mean

789
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 1: that the only pair like she would have been suspicious,

790
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: even though like he's trustworthy and she does trust him.

791
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: That's why she didn't even want to bring it up.

792
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: You know, the irony that those would be the only

793
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: pair that would end up in his laundry and they

794
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: haven't had my name in it. It's it's like when

795
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: your girlfriend finds some underwear in your laundry and you

796
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: claim it's your roommate, but she doesn't believe you, and

797
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 1: then her name's written inside, isn't it. Don't you think

798
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. Yeah, I really do, sing

799
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 1: we should get to the news on a video shows.

800
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: I mean, can I call it? Like? This might be

801
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: one of my favorite podcasts. It's so good because we're

802
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: also in our new podcast studio and people don't know

803
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna show you it's soon. It's so good, it's

804
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: so professional. Love it. I'm so entranced by your Mike's decision.

805
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it. It wouldn't it would the we'll

806
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: talk about later. Okay. I hope you're having all these

807
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: wells out there the momentum and you're having a great time.

808
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: Take back everything I said. This show is going in

809
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: the gut are real quick gutter time, oh man. But

810
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: I hope you had a great weekend. I hope some

811
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: of you guys might have had some of this this weekend.

812
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: These are some of the best positions for mind blowing

813
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: oral sex. Okay, what are you some of your favorite

814
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: and we'll see if they're on the Okay, So my

815
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: favorite one and this is a move I bust. So

816
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: I developed this with an ext boyfriend, um and development.

817
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 1: So we are and we did some R and D reship. Um.

818
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: I like deep throating, I don't. I like. I hate

819
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: how the penis just crumples in the back of your neck.

820
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: I did a whole bit on this in my special Banging.

821
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: It's like your penis when you push it too far

822
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: in and it doesn't take a big penis. Please do

823
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: not even think that it's like it just hits the

824
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: back of your throat like there's a wall there. It

825
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: doesn't go down like a drain snake. You know. This

826
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: is all the bit I did so to extend. Yeah, exactly,

827
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: thank you. So it does slow motion. There's like a

828
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: family of four. There's a cross in the back of

829
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: my on the side of my tongue. The penis that

830
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: perished by hitting the wall in the back of the

831
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: So I mean we were in a lot of places

832
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: on that analogy. But okay, So my favorite position, and

833
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: this is wild because I did R and D with

834
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend. We would always do this and then

835
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: I busted it out with a new person and afterwards

836
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: because of that position and maybe a couple other things. Afterwards,

837
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: this dude was like, I feel like I just like

838
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 1: you're like a porn star because of this one move.

839
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, okay, so to make your neck

840
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: to make me and I talked about this in my

841
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,919
Speaker 1: special as well, so you might be familiar. To make

842
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: it so you don't have a wall in the back

843
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: of your throat. So it's a right angle. You know,

844
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: if you're you lay on the bed with on your back,

845
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: you put your head off the bed, just your neck

846
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: like you kill your neck off. It is called the

847
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: kelvin the giraffe of the giraffe. So the giraffe is

848
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: you lay off, you lay in your back, you put

849
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: your head off the bed, and then it makes your throat,

850
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: your whole throat and your mouth one tube. And then

851
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: you can get deep throat did pretty easily, and they

852
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: can like kind of choke you with their dick and

853
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: you can go and they like that sound and and

854
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: then you spit all over them. And it's the guy

855
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: that I did it with. The newer guy was like

856
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: not I don't think he liked deep throat, but he

857
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: was just like, what are you doing? And I go,

858
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: just trust me on this one. Why does he like

859
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: deep throat? Because I don't know, he just liked He

860
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: felt like he didn't want to choke me. He wasn't

861
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: into like that kind of play where every I'm kind

862
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: of into it, like when I'm sick, but I do

863
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: own this sword, or like, oh yeah, you can put

864
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: his sword down your Oh that's so funny. That's exactly,

865
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: thank you, Andrew. That is so funny. And I didn't

866
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: get where you're going. I could sword swallow, I really could.

867
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: How did they do it? How did they do their

868
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: stomach They literally know they do the same thing that

869
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: I'm doing. They make it all one long thing, and

870
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: they open up their throat in a way. Um, and

871
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: if you yawn, I've been learning how to sing better.

872
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: If you when you yawn, just do a fake you

873
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 1: on right now, your throat opens in a way that

874
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 1: it would it open normally. And that's what you're supposed

875
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: to sing with. Is your throat that open all the time.

876
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: You're supposed to like feel that. Oh my god, my

877
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: vocal chords are faking sot. In medieval times, like not

878
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: even medieval, like daring medieval times, you'd be like sitting there.

879
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: You need an impossible turkey leg and and then you

880
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: just take down a sword. The knights would lose their chip.

881
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I was believeing for so long and this

882
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: is not a joke. I just my gag reflects it there.

883
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: It's it should be very into because for when your believeing,

884
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: your body just knows everything's gonna come up, so it starts.

885
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: I can puke like on commands pretty much. If I

886
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: bend over a toilet, it will just come up. I know.

887
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm just lucky like that. There are a lot of

888
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: girls and you need disorder. Things that I talked to

889
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: that are like I could never be believing because I

890
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: just couldn't get just wouldn't work, or they have a

891
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: throw up scare. But um, I got to the point

892
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: where I would just when I was really badly believe

893
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: me and doing it a lot, I would almost I

894
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: would throw up in my mouth sometimes and be like,

895
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: oh my god, it just almost came. I remember one

896
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: time I was boarding a plane and I almost vomited

897
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 1: everywhere just because I was My body was like get

898
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 1: this up, like we know it's coming up. But because

899
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: of that, I think, in a way, I've learned how

900
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: to control it. And so I cannot puke on a

901
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: guy's stick. And if I do puke, it's their fault

902
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 1: for choking me that with it, you know. And then

903
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: it's kind of hot because it's like puke all over,

904
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: Like I just don't care. Sex is so dirty anyway.

905
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: A guy sticks his finger up my butt this weekend.

906
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 1: Yes I did hook up. You guys didn't have sex. Wait,

907
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: we didn't talk about this uptown And he stick his

908
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: finger up my butt and I, um, I was like no, no, no, no,

909
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,879
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, don't do that, like it's not good,

910
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: even though I wanted it so bad. And I go,

911
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna find back there, and

912
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: he was like, I don't fucking care. And I was like,

913
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: that's the hottest, Like he just gave me permission to

914
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: ship all over. His hand was at one point, so

915
00:44:55,120 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: he didn't throw up. Dude, I a giraffe. I just

916
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: I never knew that was I remember you saying that

917
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: was a move. Brandon did it once and we were

918
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: hooking up. Have you ever had this happened? She ended

919
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: up under the bed she was under told me about that,

920
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: except for her head was sticking out from under the bed,

921
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: and then scared dog, the abused dog. It's hides under

922
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: the bed, the booby man. Wait, okay, so she'll get

923
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: these other oral sex. This is the news by the way. Okay, yeah,

924
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: sixty nine classic classic. You like being on top? I

925
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: assume you like, because it's too much to focus on.

926
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 1: I do like, um the guy on top. I just

927
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: don't like my pussy being eaten that much. I just

928
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: got to say that. I I just it's good for

929
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: a little bit, but it's not enough pressure for me.

930
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: The suction isn't the right speed I need. I need

931
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: penetration and suck. It's just like it's not my favorite,

932
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: but if a guy is so into it, of course

933
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: I love it. But by no means do you need

934
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 1: to do that for me if we're in a relationship.

935
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: She was sitting on my face the other today, but

936
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: not completely on my face, like half on the face,

937
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: like leaning, and then I was able to penetrate her

938
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: with my fingers because she was leaning like a ninety

939
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: degree forward. He told me a story the other morning,

940
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: because sometimes I'll tell him my sex stories and then

941
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: he'll just bust one out and I just and it's

942
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: not a two way street, like I can be discussing,

943
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: be like I almost shoot on a guy's hand last night,

944
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: and he'll be like, oh cool, Brenna, and I'm like,

945
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: little Brenna. I had to talk with her about her

946
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: sister yesterday. I don't want to hear about her having

947
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 1: He goes she had we watched golf, or we watched

948
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: the basketball game called basketball game, and she had a

949
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: dildo in her the whole time, and I go, you

950
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: don't know what a dildo is. A dildo is a

951
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: giant dick. She had a tiny, slight vibrator in her Yes, yes,

952
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: dildo sounds bigger. And what's the difference between a dildo

953
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: and a vibrator? Andrew real, I'm thinking a vibrator vibrates.

954
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: A dildo is more like a like a dick, possibly

955
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: could have veins on it. Dildo vibrate? No good? Okay, No,

956
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: do you know the difference between a dil dough and

957
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 1: a vibrator. I mean, a dildo is like, I guess

958
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: meant to be penetrating you. Yeah, and it could be

959
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: like you could add a vibrator to a dildo. Yes,

960
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: but a dildo, when you just say dildo to me,

961
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: that does not connotate vibrations or like a little rabbit thing.

962
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: It's like a very dick shaped object that you shoven there. Yeah.

963
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: I had was about four inches and like maybe like

964
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: made a little thing on the g spot or that's

965
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: a vibrator. Okay, So she had a vibrant dildo just

966
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: sounded funnier maybe at the time. I just don't want

967
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: to picture Brenda with a dildo unless she's mean. Dildos

968
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: for me are like porn seeing tiny She's such a

969
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: tiny girl that I pictured a big old dildo and

970
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: I was like, it turned me on, to be honest,

971
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: because she's so tiny, and like, I love tiny girls,

972
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: like taking big things. That's like a porn thing that

973
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: I like. But not not my bread, not my best friend, Brenna, Yeah,

974
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: your best friend. I love it. Next story. I love

975
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: that we're friends with possible whatever. Well, you don't want

976
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: to know anymore, Okay, on your stomach, yeah all the

977
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 1: other Are there anyones that you were surprised by that

978
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: you want to share with me? Because I you know,

979
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm hooking up again, and so I am well

980
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: to sit and neil like a lot of times people

981
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: just lay down and get a world sex. I love

982
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: sitting up. And you told me about that. You were

983
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: like you you sit on the bed and then she

984
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: gets on her knees. I actually didn't the bed because

985
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: you recommended. That is great. It's so fun. I actually

986
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: did that because I had never done that before, where

987
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: you look like you're I actually have a joke about

988
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: praying and how my mom caught me praying and it

989
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: looked like and I told her it was I was

990
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: blowing a ghost because I was kneeling next to the

991
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: bed much like you and well you had a bible out,

992
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: That's true. I always actually the only way you could

993
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,720
Speaker 1: get on you didn't have to put it under your knees.

994
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: But hey, uh yeah, that's a good one. Okay, let's

995
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: get to the next story. All right, Oh man, this

996
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: one kind of annoyed me. Well, I'd love to hear

997
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: your take on this, honestly. Courtney Love accuses Olivia Rodrigo

998
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: of copying her whole album of her from It was

999
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: rude of her and Geffen not to ask myself where

1000
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: Ellen van Unworth, who's probe a photographer. It happened my

1001
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: whole career, so I don't care. Um yeah, okay, so

1002
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,879
Speaker 1: let me just tell you. On the whole album live

1003
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: through this, it's Courtney Love, excepting is that Courtney Love.

1004
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: It doesn't even look like her, Okay. So it's a

1005
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 1: prom queen accepting roses and she has smeared maskarre it's

1006
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: a very close up picture. And then on Olivia Rodrigo's

1007
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: uh picture, she is also holding flowers. It's more of

1008
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: a portrait, while as the whole album cover looks more

1009
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: like of a candid shot, but her makeup is also running.

1010
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: I can see, yes, they're similar things holding flot like

1011
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: having a moment where you're the prom queen. And also

1012
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: crying is not no, it's from Carrie. Yeah. And I

1013
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: was thinking that the whole time I was reading the

1014
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: article and not to pat myself on the back. But

1015
00:49:54,640 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 1: then the photographer literally it's putting words together. The photographer

1016
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: admitted like a year ago that like Corney Love talked

1017
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: to her about for an hour about how we should

1018
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: do something like copying Carry, So okay, I mean Corney

1019
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 1: Love And now she's denying that it's Carry, and that's

1020
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: so relevant again I get it, Like I hate someone

1021
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: recently told me that he took up. He was like,

1022
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: you know who's ripping you off and just wants to

1023
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: be you so bad? And um and I was like who.

1024
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: And he's like, there's a comedian that like everything she does,

1025
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: it's just like you want to be Niki lays just

1026
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: so bad. And I was like, I am so flattered

1027
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 1: already by this person. Then he told me who it was,

1028
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: and I go, I love that girl and the fact

1029
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: that she wants to be you think that she I

1030
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: don't see myself and heard all there's sometimes people tell me, oh,

1031
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: this person sounds like you, and I certainly sounded like

1032
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: people when I started out. I did Sarah Silverman forever.

1033
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: You guys know that. And uh so the fact that

1034
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 1: this girl sounds like me, I just I told him.

1035
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm so. He was like, it fucking pissed

1036
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: me off, Like, be your own person. I go, listen,

1037
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: you knocked off someone in the beginning. I noted, everyone

1038
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: needs to knock it. He goes, She's been doing it

1039
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: too long, though it to be that. I go, I

1040
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: am still flattered. She is beautiful, uh which is she's funny,

1041
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: She's like I And I said, you know what, don't

1042
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: pick my battle for me. I go, I appreciate it,

1043
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: but it's I don't mind being ripped off. It is

1044
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: the ultimate form of flattery. And Olivia Rodrigo would not

1045
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: be with us today. We would not have good for

1046
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 1: you didn't like if it wasn't for Taylor Swift. We

1047
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,959
Speaker 1: wouldn't have Taylor Swift. If it wasn't for Jhny Mitchell.

1048
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: We wouldn't have Jhny Mitchell if it wasn't for Johnny

1049
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: Mitchell's parents. Fucking like, it's everyone's influenced by someone stop it,

1050
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: stop stop going. This is a rip off. So what then,

1051
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: don't consume it? But I get it, Courtney, I get it.

1052
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: Um what yet so did reply? Rodrigo did reply love

1053
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: you and live through you so much so she took

1054
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: the high road like higher than teens. I've recently read

1055
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: on Reddit that teens are by far in the customer

1056
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: service industry, nicer than boomers or or millennials, like a

1057
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: gen z is the they're they're the nicest, and they're

1058
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 1: the most like empathetic because they have woker parents. But

1059
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: it is the same thing. And I'll admit that I

1060
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,479
Speaker 1: had a little bit of a Courtney love thing. When

1061
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 1: you make a joke that I've already made, I don't

1062
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: think you stole it, but I need you to know

1063
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: I came first, bitch, And I get that. I get that.

1064
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: I get that, Courtney, and you want acknowledgement for like

1065
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: I did it first. But really I steal all my

1066
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: jokes from Carry Stephen King's Carry. But here's the thing.

1067
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: Do you do it first or do you just do it?

1068
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 1: I get I get what you're saying. I don't ever

1069
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: think you're aware of it. That's I know, I know,

1070
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: I know, and I just want to be like, listen,

1071
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: I had this thought too, to have the problem queen

1072
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 1: with the crying makeup. I thought of it before. And

1073
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: here's my stamp to show that the other thing. It's

1074
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: parallel thought. You thought of it on your own, but

1075
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: I did it too. But we were talking about this

1076
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: the other day, that the Rodrigo covering uh or being paramore. Wait,

1077
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: let me so there's a TikTok of them doing it

1078
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: side by side. I can do it? Can I do

1079
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 1: it side by side really quick? Because people were doing

1080
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 1: it on YouTube and going and just like playing them

1081
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: each but I never saw someone layer it. And I

1082
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: don't want to hear the one that already did it

1083
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: because I want to do it. Okay, here we go.

1084
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: So this is paramore misery business is the name of

1085
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: the song. Okay, here we go. Okay, ready, second, Good

1086
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: for you? You You look happy and healthy, not me, if

1087
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: you ever cared to ask. Good for you. You're doing

1088
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 1: great up there without me. Baby God always said I

1089
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: could do that crying on the floor bedroom so unaffected.

1090
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,240
Speaker 1: I really don't get it, but I guess good for

1091
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: you right the same. I mean, it's way too high

1092
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: for me, so don't judge my voice. But it is

1093
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: the same, it's the same. I don't I don't mind that.

1094
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't care. I like it. You know what it

1095
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: would be like a song right away, because I've already

1096
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: heard it before in a different way. I'll take it.

1097
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: I'll take it too. She should give writing credits to Paramore.

1098
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,240
Speaker 1: I think she should give a writing credit to Paramore,

1099
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: just like Taylor Swift did to George Michael prematurely before

1100
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: anyone could accuse her I'm too sexy for me. When

1101
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 1: she goes, uh, the song that she did was, uh,

1102
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: look what you made me do? Look what you made

1103
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: me do? Look what everyone would have gone. She stool that,

1104
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 1: but she just put it in anyway, So you get

1105
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: ahead of it, you get ahead of it. But this

1106
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: one is to agree, just not to get ahead of you.

1107
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: Literally showed me and we can we should post it

1108
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 1: on the thing. Nikki showed me this thing about country songs.

1109
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: Eight different country songs exactly the same beat, exactly the

1110
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: same guitar, and they're layered over each other. So it's like,

1111
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Rap songs? Literally, take dude,

1112
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: there's rap songs where new rappers will take lines and

1113
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: versus from straight from Biggie Small, It's like whole verses,

1114
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: and then they'll take you know whatever sampling. So it's like,

1115
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: why do we pick and choose who's copying and who's not.

1116
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: Someone recently, uh sent me a a tweet of like,

1117
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: can you believe your friend copied this tweet? And I'm like,

1118
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: I don't need to fun. I don't give a fuck.

1119
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: It's flattery, but you know what you do want to

1120
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: kind of know like I got there first. Let me

1121
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: just to copy my tweet copied like another whatever anyhow,

1122
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 1: But like, I don't show you something I discovered. Literally

1123
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: every song has been done before Taylor Swift. I've learned

1124
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: twenty different songs on the guitar. Five of them follow

1125
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: the same chord progression. You can sit sorry, you can

1126
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: sing in and out of them. But this Olivia Rodrigo song,

1127
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: I learned the same poor progression. So it's like, so

1128
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: it literally hold on, I'm just gonna put this. Sorry, Noah,

1129
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: this is so annoying, but this is something I discovered

1130
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 1: that I'm really proud of. So it's like, good for you.

1131
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,959
Speaker 1: You look happy and healthy, not me, if you ever

1132
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: care to ask. Good for you. You're doing great out

1133
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,479
Speaker 1: there without me, Baby God, I wish that I could

1134
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:19,280
Speaker 1: do that right. And then it goes you you you, Oh,

1135
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: do you know what that song about? Is? It? Literally

1136
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: is so I I'm working on a medley that goes

1137
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: um uh so it's like I've spent mine. Oh wait,

1138
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 1: I've lost my mind as spent and not crying on

1139
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 1: the floor of my bathroom is so unaffected. I really

1140
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: don't get it, but I guess good for you. You

1141
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,720
Speaker 1: go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk

1142
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: to me. But we are never ever ever getting back together.

1143
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: And you can combine the two you know what what

1144
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: you're a guitar player, do you find often that you

1145
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: can combine to songs? Yes? Why doesn't everyone do it

1146
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 1: all the time? You know what it is, you know

1147
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: what it is. You know what it's about, the paramore thing.

1148
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: I just realized that finished. Sorry, Sorry, I didn't mean

1149
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: to cut you off. No, I know that even though

1150
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 1: I'm the one that does that most of the time.

1151
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: Let me do that. Let me finished. Why don't musicians

1152
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: always do that well? In certain styles of music, you

1153
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 1: have like these common chord progressions right, and then that's

1154
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: what happens in pop music a lot, I think in

1155
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: country music and all of that, you can find you know,

1156
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: just that's the basic chord. How you can write a song, Like,

1157
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,919
Speaker 1: I could just take that thing that I learned so

1158
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: to play We're Never Getting Back Together, which I learned

1159
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: first it's c G, hold on D for two beats,

1160
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,919
Speaker 1: then quickly to E minor than back to D. That's

1161
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: like a weird kind of progression. I mean, I don't

1162
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: know anything about music, but I've never learned that one before.

1163
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: And then I'm playing Olivia Roder goes like it's the

1164
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: same exact one. So what you can really do to

1165
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: write a song is just learn a song, take that

1166
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: chord progression, and then put front stuff on top of Yes,

1167
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: the only time it doesn't work. And I guess this

1168
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: is a nod to Paramore. It's also a nod to

1169
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: David Bowie when Vanilla's copied him. If it's so original

1170
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: and it's an ear like, it's so different, you can't

1171
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: copy it because it's it's almost singular, and so people

1172
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: will go, well, that's the only I mean, look, you

1173
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: took that Paramore song. I'm sure you can find a

1174
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: song that they somehow copied off of, it might be

1175
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: harder to find, but I'm just saying, like everything's remember

1176
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: and mine was Dan and that was insane. Those songs

1177
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: are you cannot tell them apart. When they start, I go,

1178
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: what are we going to get? Here? Are we getting

1179
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: m the David Bowie one or the the I never

1180
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: heard the Bowie one growing up, And then I was like,

1181
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was the first one I ever heard. Russia. Yeah, um,

1182
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: let's get to why do we care? Push it down

1183
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: on me? Why do I care? Man? She sounds thrilled.

1184
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: What a great week? Okay, Edge here bulges that he

1185
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: and Taylor Swift have already re recorded their Head. Everything

1186
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: has changed and it's ready for Swiss rerecording of Red.

1187
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: He was asked when he was going to rerecord it,

1188
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: and he's like, I already have. I love a guy

1189
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: who can't lie. Yes. Uh. This is an interesting thing

1190
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: because I didn't know this until I listened to all

1191
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: the podcasts about Taylor Swift albums. The Every Taylor album

1192
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 1: it's on the Ringer podcast on Spotify. But um, I

1193
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: didn't the girl that on the podcast. She's a huge

1194
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift fan. She was like, I don't like that.

1195
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 1: Every time Taylor has a male person on her records,

1196
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: she gives them the first lyric and um, I don't

1197
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: think she gave him the first one and that one,

1198
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: but before that, all the men got the first, which

1199
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: when you're having only on your album, don't give them

1200
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 1: the we want to hear you and so. But at Shearon,

1201
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: I actually saw at Shearon open for Taylor Swift on

1202
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: the Red tour. That was the first time I'd ever

1203
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: seen him. I think I had heard like the teams

1204
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: like literally her first worst for It's just weird because

1205
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: rap you give the weaker or the less known person

1206
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: the first and then you go last. I would always

1207
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 1: want to be first. What do you want to go?

1208
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: Because it's on the radio, people are gonna hear you first,

1209
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 1: and if they don't like the song, if your buddy

1210
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: who's weak on the track, like, they'll turn it off

1211
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: before they get to years. Maybe. Um, but I'm very

1212
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 1: excited about this Red rerelease. As you guys know, there's

1213
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: gonna be ten new songs um, including a ten minute

1214
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 1: version of All Too Well, which one of our besties

1215
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: wrote to me and said you should make t shirts

1216
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: Taylor for Taylor Swift fans and besties. All the swells

1217
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: and so yesterday I started writing a song that was

1218
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: I started a podcast. It was March. I called up

1219
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: my roommate and Drew Colin. I don't know I was.

1220
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: I was just working on it. I was like, all

1221
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 1: to sweat sweet, all to sweat, Wait to wait, I'm

1222
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: wanna um. Yeah, but if I want to know if

1223
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: besties would like me to do a complete ten minute

1224
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: version of All the Swells, that is talking about inside

1225
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: jokes on our show, which can we just go through

1226
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 1: the inside jokes because sometimes I feel like we make

1227
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: them and then we don't follow up, and I want

1228
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 1: to keep them in uh in you know. Okay, So

1229
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: let's start off we have everyone knows we're gonna keep um.

1230
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: I think we should end the podcast with saying don't be,

1231
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: so that we give it a little context, you know,

1232
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: So don't be All the swells. All the swells, of course,

1233
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: is just a way of saying like, we love you

1234
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: and we want you to be happy. We have Poppy,

1235
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 1: which means stupid. It's based on my niece Poppy, who

1236
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: is not stupid, but she's baby, and babies are stupid,

1237
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: so therefore poppy equals stupid. So um, and again let

1238
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: me say that my niece Poppy is the least poppy

1239
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: baby I've ever met. Um. Going on record in case

1240
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: of Poppy, here's this. We also have, uh, the schloppies,

1241
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: which is the the feeling you know, how you get

1242
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: the heebie geeps when you're scared. If you get anxiety

1243
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: and you're getting those little nerves, you get the schloppies.

1244
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: That's what we called it. It was based on Marnie Schloppy,

1245
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 1: which is the name of a realtor that I my

1246
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: family rented a house from in veil In and we

1247
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: thought that name was hilarious. UM, and Marnie was the

1248
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: one I think that's sent in that question about naming anxiety.

1249
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: So Schloppies is what we call it. We also have

1250
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: fashion eggs, which is something based on Taylor Swift's Easter eggs,

1251
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: which are little hints that she gives. Um. Easter eggs

1252
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: is not coined by Taylor Swift, but when there are

1253
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: Easter eggs and things, they're little hints that give you maybe, um,

1254
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: if you put them all together, you get it. Brought

1255
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: her sense of things the other day on we call

1256
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: them fashion eggs out because Andrew once said the wrong

1257
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: thing and called him in a fashion egg. You know how, guys,

1258
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 1: just like sometimes just like my my grandma used to

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Speaker 1: call Blockbuster gangbusters. My mom once called a gang rape

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01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: a ray pathon, uh rape block block block rape block ray.

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01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 1: My mom literally said, and you do you hear about

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01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,920
Speaker 1: that awful ray pathon? And I was like, it's so

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01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:17,439
Speaker 1: funny to me, So, um, yeah, they were raising money.

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01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: Was that it was during Toyota thon? Um so uh

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01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: there was a big red bow on the girl. Um sorry,

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Speaker 1: sorry to anyone. Uh so fashion eggs. By the way,

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Speaker 1: someone on our my subreddit, Nicki Glazer on Reddit, I

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01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: do read that, and a lot of times it's very insulting,

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01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: and a lot of times it's very sweet. But someone

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01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: listening to podcast goes, I'm looking at does anyone getting

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Speaker 1: anything from these fashion eggs? And let me tell you,

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01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 1: I've got no plan for them. I'll just say that

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01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: we say fashion egg when we're talking about something that

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01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: we can't talk about openly yet, and that later when

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01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: I get I usually tell you guys everything eventually about

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01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: my personal life, but sometimes it's happening in the moment,

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01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: and I don't want to reveal anything. So when I

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01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 1: say fashion egg, that's just something to be revealed. Or

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01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 1: maybe it's something that you could figure out, but I

1280
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: have no plan, and I'm sorry if they're very confusing,

1281
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: um and address it could be it could be a

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01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: very couture egg. Um and of course egg meaning one

1283
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: that hasn't been pride from an animal that has been suffering.

1284
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 1: We also have balcony. Balcony is a term that was coined.

1285
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: You can say I'm gonna go balcony. I got a balcony.

1286
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: That is when I had a one bedroom apartment. Andrew

1287
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 1: would come over and if I had to take a ship,

1288
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: I would say balcony because he would go out to

1289
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: the balcony so he couldn't hear and or smell. And

1290
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: so now we say balcony when we have to ship.

1291
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 1: There's also shiittings, which is something that we will tell

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01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 1: later on, but that will be something if you If

1293
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: you can think of any other words that we point

1294
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: that we may be miss, please remind us because we

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01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: want to create a glossary and we want to keep

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01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 1: people up to date. I know we have some new

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01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: listeners today. Shout out to Melanie and Brittany from the

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01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: World Chess Hall of Fame, who I met this morning

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01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 1: when I was taking a picture of Luigi the woman. Um,

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01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: Melanie was sad ing up the chessboard, the life sized

1301
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 1: chess board that you can play right by our apartment

1302
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: in the central West End. Giant chess piece to the

1303
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 1: World Chess Hall of Fame is legit. Have you been

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01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: in there before? Dude? Best bathrooms in St. Louis. I'm

1305
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: not joking you. I I even told her. I go,

1306
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 1: I wanted the gift shop to buy Harlow a bribe

1307
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 1: the other day, and um, it was all chess stuff,

1308
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: but I found something and I had I really had

1309
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: to go balcony and so, oh my god, look it's

1310
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 1: already paying off. And I was like, I don't want

1311
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 1: to go sting up there like one bathroom. But it

1312
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: was like an urgent period balcony situation. Girls, you know

1313
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, where it just like strikes and

1314
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know if I'm gonna shoot a

1315
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: tamp on or what. So I went in there and

1316
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: I go, I guess I'm just gonna sunk this up

1317
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: and I'll be very quick and clean about it. But um,

1318
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 1: I went in the bathroom and it was looked there

1319
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: were so many different stalls, like a vanity, great lighting.

1320
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 1: And so this morning when I ran into this girl,

1321
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 1: I go, she's setting up the chessboard and I go,

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01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you your bathrooms are just amazing. And

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01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: she was like, oh my god, we have the best

1324
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: bathrooms in St. Louis. We were like rated. I was like,

1325
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: that's so again ironic that I said that. Um, I

1326
01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 1: bet these girls, I legit became best friends with them.

1327
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: I pulled out my dating apps because I was talking

1328
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 1: about being in St. Louis and I'm needing friends and

1329
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,439
Speaker 1: dating apps. They helping match with a person on Riyah

1330
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 1: who has already started talking to do this morning. Because

1331
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,439
Speaker 1: I was just trying to impress them, like clicking through guys,

1332
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 1: I got a connection. I was like, thanks to the guy,

1333
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 1: you just impressed me. In front of Brittany and Melanie,

1334
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: there are two best friends. I already invited them over sometime.

1335
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 1: I told them that that you they love you. Um.

1336
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: They both recognized me before I said who I was,

1337
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 1: but they were nervous to say anything again. Anyone in St. Louis,

1338
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 1: if you recognize me, especially if you're a fan, please

1339
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 1: say hey, I want to be friends with you. And

1340
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 1: to the guy, to anyone who came to my dad's

1341
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: show on Thursday night, thank you so much for going.

1342
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,439
Speaker 1: I forget your There was a guy there was there's

1343
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: a couple of fans that said Hi. There was one

1344
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: guy with Lincoln I think was your name. You were

1345
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: so sweet. Please follow up with me in my d

1346
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,320
Speaker 1: M S. I would love to hang out with you,

1347
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: especially the guy that gave me the guitar pick. I

1348
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 1: just need I need swift ease. I need people to

1349
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 1: uh sing up with. Maybe we'll hang out, maybe won't,

1350
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 1: but I do need friends and Bessie's are a great

1351
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: place to start. Thank you, thank you, thank you for

1352
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 1: going to my dad show. Also thank you to Andrew

1353
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: for going to my dead Ship. Yeah it was really

1354
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 1: really fun. I played, I've played performed twice now on

1355
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: guitar solo and it's my new passion. And thank you

1356
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 1: for putting up with me and doing that. Everyone who

1357
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: came to that show and my dad was fucking great.

1358
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 1: He's so talented. Whole you've been to Cafe and you

1359
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: live in St. Louis. You can't even go It's like private. Yeah, oh,

1360
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. We look into Joe's Cafe if

1361
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: you because I mean I try to see a show

1362
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,840
Speaker 1: there because the experience. We might do a best eat

1363
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 1: meat up there. To be honest with you, we should do.

1364
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: We gotta get to top one bottom one though. This

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01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,960
Speaker 1: is our segment every Monday, Top one, Bottom one our

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01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: favorite thing and least favorite thing of a certain category today.

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01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:47,440
Speaker 1: No it what was our category? Our category is things

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01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: in fashion? Things in fashion? Okay, so speaking of fashion egg,

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01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: this is just like I came up with this one

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01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: this morning. Fashion trends. Let's say your favorite fashion trend,

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01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 1: your least savor a fresh and trend. Now, this can

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01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: be a trend from a bygone era or a new trend,

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01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 1: but let's go through, and it doesn't have to be

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01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't have to be new. But if

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01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: you picked a new A lot of times these are vague,

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01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 1: but let's just go through. No, what do you have

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01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 1: a bottom fashion trend that you hate the most? Oh? Yeah,

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01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: I done. I was like, I have a couple, but

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01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 1: I think the one I'll definitely go with our hair

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01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 1: and pants harem pants. Those are the pants that have

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01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,760
Speaker 1: the very baggy um front section. It makes you look

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01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: like you took a balcony in your pants. Yes, it

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01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: leaves you a lot of room for balcony and it um. Yes.

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01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: You know what annoys me about those pants is like

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01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: hammer pants. Like these models, they're so gorgeous they could

1386
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: literally put on dogshit all over their bodies and everyone's like,

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01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: it will look great on them. But you can't put

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01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: ship pants on an average looking person. Yeah, yeah, yeah ship.

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01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: They are so comfortable though, And yes sometimes there's these,

1390
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 1: you know, justin Bieberware. So sometimes where there's this baggy

1391
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: crotch in the middle that is just inexplicable. And no,

1392
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I mean, I that's probably mine too,

1393
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 1: But I'm going to come up with a different one.

1394
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: But hair and pants are terrible, um and they never

1395
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 1: look good even on Gigi Hadid. Even what's your least

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01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:29,600
Speaker 1: favorite fashion trend, Andrew? And this is to be on

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01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: a guy or a girl? Well, I guess it's a

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01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,879
Speaker 1: fashion trend and a lot of it is just personal

1399
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 1: for me. There's a big trend right now male people

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01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:40,680
Speaker 1: painting their nails men painting their gnails. I have no

1401
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,000
Speaker 1: problem paint your nails all you want for me as

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01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,719
Speaker 1: a nail biter and little stubby, this one you cannot

1403
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 1: pull off. I could never if I painted my nails.

1404
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: People love to lys will when I mean, I'll do

1405
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: it today. Okay, how about this the first live YouTube

1406
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 1: show from our new podcast studio. I have my nails painted. Okay,

1407
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 1: that's that's a deal, that's that's set in stone. But yeah,

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01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: a lot of the fashion trends I don't like is

1409
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: because personally they just would not I could never pull

1410
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,439
Speaker 1: them off, and I would never have the balls to

1411
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: pull them off. So I get angry and I deflect

1412
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:16,719
Speaker 1: the project or whatever. Any jecks. Um, I didn't really

1413
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,679
Speaker 1: give a lot of thought to this before I started

1414
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 1: the podcast. So I'm coming up with one on the fly,

1415
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 1: but I feel really good about it. And guess what,

1416
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,760
Speaker 1: everything you come up with it is on the fly.

1417
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,840
Speaker 1: People always go, no, I need to prepare for this thing,

1418
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 1: and I go, But when you think of it when

1419
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,599
Speaker 1: you're preparing, it still comes out of nowhere and it's

1420
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 1: still on the fly, you know what I mean? Um, Yes,

1421
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,679
Speaker 1: I could have come up with more and then pick

1422
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: the best one, but to me, the worst fashion thing.

1423
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 1: And this one's wild because I never thought I would

1424
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 1: feel this way. But this is how much fashion can change.

1425
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 1: I just got rid of all of my skinny jeans,

1426
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 1: and that means cigarette pants all the way to the ankle.

1427
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: I am disgusted by them now, and I don't They

1428
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 1: went from being my favorite kinds of pants to wear

1429
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,759
Speaker 1: two now my least favorite. And it's all because fashion

1430
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:05,120
Speaker 1: has changed, and I am a slave to the trends.

1431
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 1: And I pay attention because for a while I was

1432
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 1: confused even the high waisted ones. No. I love high

1433
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 1: waisted everything, but if it's a cigarette pant with with

1434
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,800
Speaker 1: the ankle being tight at the bottom right tapered, not good.

1435
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,759
Speaker 1: I like a boot cut, I like a straight leg anything.

1436
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 1: But I never ever take away my mom jeans and

1437
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 1: my highwaisted, high waisted Forever low waisted, I'll go back

1438
01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,240
Speaker 1: to it. I've got a pretty flat stomach and that

1439
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm someone who looks good with a low waisted I

1440
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of muffintop. That's not where my

1441
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 1: body stores fat. So I'm lucky in that way. But

1442
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 1: it is not a good look. For population and guess

1443
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,679
Speaker 1: what I'm aging, it's about to not be. I don't

1444
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: want low waist to come back. It's not good. But

1445
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 1: I love I love a high waisted. I will never

1446
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,280
Speaker 1: stop a high waisted. It will never go out of

1447
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:56,559
Speaker 1: style for me. But I was completely shocked that as

1448
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: soon as I was, because for a while, Noah, I

1449
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,640
Speaker 1: was very confused gen Z came out with a thing

1450
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 1: where they admonished us for the side part and the

1451
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 1: skinny jeans. I thought skinny jeans meant just like ones

1452
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,840
Speaker 1: that weren't like bell bottoms, like I was thinking like

1453
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 1: any and I was confused as like trying to get

1454
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 1: rid of all my jeans. No, it's just the ones

1455
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 1: that like, like hold your ankles. They don't make you

1456
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: look skinny. They actually I have skinny legs, and they

1457
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 1: always make my legs look bigger because I got some

1458
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 1: big gas uh chunky uh calves. My cats are chunkier

1459
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 1: than Andrews. It's weird and um, I've always had boy

1460
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,400
Speaker 1: calves um, and I'm so glad to say goodbye to them.

1461
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: And I bloated them all in a suitcase. I'm getting

1462
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 1: rid of a ton of clothes. I cleaned up my closets,

1463
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 1: and I'm so glad to actually reach a level where

1464
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting rid of something, not because gen Z told

1465
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 1: me it wasn't cool, but because I actually don't like it.

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01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: So now gen Z has permeated my own thinking. I mean,

1467
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:50,519
Speaker 1: put skinny in front of anything though all the cell

1468
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:56,800
Speaker 1: I feel like Celsius, these these jeans, burned body set.

1469
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,439
Speaker 1: I literally am only trying to make Kurston laugh right now.

1470
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:03,440
Speaker 1: I know curs was Kurson laughs anytime I go it burns.

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01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: Are you buddy sick? Kurson? I used to make fun

1472
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,600
Speaker 1: of those new TENA commercials where there's two girls that

1473
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 1: are friends that are like, you gotta be a nineties

1474
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 1: kid to remember this, But they'd be like, we got

1475
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 1: this new new trigina. Uh. They go like it has

1476
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 1: these little beads in it, like little micro rubbers. And

1477
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 1: the girls would always like joke like they're little micro scrubbers.

1478
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 1: And we used to make fun of any kind of

1479
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 1: marketing legash, So that one was for Kerson and for

1480
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 1: anyone else to enjoy it. I'm just envisioning a girl

1481
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 1: splash in her face. Yeah, commercial for Gardner. It's all

1482
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 1: I use and with your Capital one credit cards. Isn't

1483
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,519
Speaker 1: their skinny margarita too? That's another thing. Yeah, But like

1484
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 1: adding skinny Skinny Ltte, it just makes skinny pop that

1485
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 1: popcorn more than any other popcorn because it is the

1486
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 1: word skinny in it. Why are we not doing this?

1487
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:56,559
Speaker 1: We're gonna start selling something. Well, this is the Skinny

1488
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Podcast. Of course you know that, right. I

1489
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 1: can't wait for design. If you get skinnier, Actually, you

1490
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 1: probably will get skinner if you're listening to this, because

1491
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,920
Speaker 1: I'll teach you that getting skinny is not about exercising

1492
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: and eating less. Um. Noah, what is your number one

1493
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: fashion trend that you do love and you hope never

1494
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 1: leaves us? Oh, you're actually close. Uh, it's in style now.

1495
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: Biker shorts. I love. I love that they're it's style

1496
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:30,360
Speaker 1: because one, uh, they're really comfortable. They're high waisted. They

1497
01:14:30,479 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 1: keep my thighs from like thrusting into each other and

1498
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:37,920
Speaker 1: irritating them. I love them. I love them too. Girls

1499
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: and leggings. Two leggings are fine even though they resemble

1500
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,599
Speaker 1: a skinny geane. Um love this one. Can I say? Though?

1501
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,720
Speaker 1: I got some Lulu Lemon sent to me from a

1502
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: very generous fan sent me a ton of lu lemon um.

1503
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:55,280
Speaker 1: I can't even I like I have to go down

1504
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 1: on her at some point, I think because it was

1505
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: just I got so much and I don't deserve of it.

1506
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,559
Speaker 1: This is It's absurd when you're a celebrity, because you

1507
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 1: get things, when you can afford to buy things. For

1508
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,120
Speaker 1: the first time in your life, people give you stuff

1509
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: for free. It really doesn't make sense. But I'm really

1510
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 1: really grateful I got. I said, but I was a

1511
01:15:11,479 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 1: size four at Lulu Woman, bitch, Please, I am not.

1512
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,679
Speaker 1: I am definitely a six, which is still very tiny.

1513
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: This ship is tiny, the size for bicycle short, which

1514
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 1: is so cute. And I got a matching bra. I mean,

1515
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 1: I was a matching bitch this weekend. I know I

1516
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 1: could trade it in, but I just wanted to wear this.

1517
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,400
Speaker 1: It literally we lived next sort of Lulu Women, and

1518
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 1: I'm too lazy. I was like, I'm just gonna wear

1519
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: something that's too small. Noah. Yesterday I went to Target

1520
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 1: and I am looking in the mirror at some shoes

1521
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 1: that I put on, and I see from behind what

1522
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 1: these bike shorts are doing to my leg. There is

1523
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 1: so there it's like you know the it's like the

1524
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 1: Pillsbury There is a indent where they're hugging my thigh.

1525
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,799
Speaker 1: My thighs are pretty lane. I don't have really fat thighs,

1526
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,519
Speaker 1: and I don't really have that much. I'm just it

1527
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm doing a bragfest, but I'm just I'm

1528
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 1: not trying to. I don't tend to have a lot

1529
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: of cellulate. I don't know why, but yesterday, holy I

1530
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,640
Speaker 1: caught a glimpse, and I just want to tell the

1531
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:13,120
Speaker 1: listener right now. I usually if I saw that what

1532
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,639
Speaker 1: I saw on my thigh yesterday, which was like you

1533
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,920
Speaker 1: see that from the behind and you've never seen it.

1534
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:21,960
Speaker 1: And my legs were pale um, not spray dand they

1535
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,760
Speaker 1: were being pulled in away by these tights. They're too

1536
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:28,320
Speaker 1: tight that it was cutting off the circulation like and

1537
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:31,599
Speaker 1: then it was like Pillsbury dope boing my mid thie.

1538
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,240
Speaker 1: There was a lot of cellulate vericoast veins every like

1539
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 1: a leg of I go, that's a mom's leg, Like,

1540
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 1: that's I remember my mom's Like and I didn't judge

1541
01:16:39,479 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 1: my mom for having it, like, but that was my

1542
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 1: mom's fucking leg. Right. I was in a bad mood

1543
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,040
Speaker 1: for two aisles, and I couldn't really put my finger

1544
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 1: on it because I'm so not in tune with that

1545
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 1: stuff anymore. Like my body and my looks do not

1546
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 1: get me down anymore, and they used to only get

1547
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 1: me down, like if I was in a bad mood

1548
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,519
Speaker 1: because I felt ugly that day, right, And now when

1549
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,760
Speaker 1: I feel ugly, I just go, well, you ate a

1550
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:00,439
Speaker 1: lot of salt yesterday and you didn't sleep well. Of

1551
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,960
Speaker 1: course you're gonna look haggard. It's fine, Like I laugh

1552
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: about it now. But this I didn't have that moment

1553
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 1: in the mirror. I just went and I didn't take

1554
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:11,719
Speaker 1: the time to go, Nikki, this is funny. Look at yourself.

1555
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 1: It's funny that you thought these shorts fit. You're walking around,

1556
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 1: This is hilarious. You're still a good person. Your leg

1557
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 1: looks a little fat. You don't need to go punish

1558
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 1: yourself by starving. You don't need to go get a

1559
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:24,880
Speaker 1: spray tan. You're You're just a woman with some tight

1560
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,840
Speaker 1: bicycle shorts on. At Target and it was two There

1561
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 1: were two aisles, and I was literally in the fucking

1562
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 1: worst mood, and I didn't even know what was that

1563
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 1: because it was so detached. And then I remembered what

1564
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:37,080
Speaker 1: I go, Why did I all of a sudden go

1565
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 1: from being in the best mood to the worst mood?

1566
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 1: And I realized, oh my god, it is because I

1567
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 1: saw my leg and I and I it made me sad,

1568
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 1: and I, in that moment go I said the same thought.

1569
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: I just go, Nikki, you are thirty seven. If your

1570
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:54,679
Speaker 1: leg didn't look like a mom's leg, something's up. You

1571
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:57,040
Speaker 1: need to have cellulated on your leg. I'm so glad

1572
01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 1: you do have it. Um, And your leg is pale

1573
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:03,240
Speaker 1: because you didn't get a spree ton. Any guy who will,

1574
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,360
Speaker 1: anyone who loves you in your life would never love

1575
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,120
Speaker 1: you less because your leg looked like that. Let it go.

1576
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 1: And then I fucking bought a million things to deal

1577
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 1: with my anxiety. No, I know, I literally I didn't

1578
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 1: get a Lava lamb. I got a Lava lamb that

1579
01:18:19,479 --> 01:18:21,840
Speaker 1: didn't work. I have to return it. I know it

1580
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:26,280
Speaker 1: sucks it didn't lava um, But I just want to

1581
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: say that, like, I really feel like I have figured

1582
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: out something that most women and men could really benefit from.

1583
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:36,800
Speaker 1: If you can somehow get there to laugh to like

1584
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,800
Speaker 1: just laugh and be like, look at you, you look

1585
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 1: like ship today. It's so funny if you not be

1586
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:46,200
Speaker 1: mad at yourself about it, but just laugh because laughing

1587
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:48,160
Speaker 1: is even like kind of being mad at yourself. It's

1588
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:51,680
Speaker 1: just a gentler way. And I swear it works and

1589
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:53,720
Speaker 1: I never would have believed it before when people used

1590
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:55,599
Speaker 1: to be like love your body. I'm like, yeah, right,

1591
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 1: I'm disgusting and um I'm there, and it's freedom and

1592
01:18:59,439 --> 01:19:02,880
Speaker 1: you can I'll twelve, you can feel good if you're

1593
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:07,360
Speaker 1: doing lunges. What's the best fashion accessory or a trend

1594
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 1: for you? Number one, Well, it's funny that you went

1595
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:13,439
Speaker 1: off on like tapered stuff. But I love a man

1596
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 1: the ABC jogger from Lulu Lemon. Yeah, it's a good pant.

1597
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: It's just like, I don't know what it makes me

1598
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:23,960
Speaker 1: feel sporty. It could go with anything back in the day,

1599
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,440
Speaker 1: like the idea of a guy having like a tapered

1600
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: like um like on the bottom of his leg. It

1601
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 1: would be too girly. But it's just like in the

1602
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,599
Speaker 1: in between where I feel very comfortable. Wow, I think

1603
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:40,200
Speaker 1: I look athletic still, even my one year old body,

1604
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,600
Speaker 1: Like I don't know it makes me feel confident and

1605
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:45,200
Speaker 1: it's just so freaking comfortable and I'm glad that it's

1606
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:48,000
Speaker 1: in style. And I don't know great. Can I say

1607
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:52,320
Speaker 1: that nail polish is maybe my favorite male trend if

1608
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,600
Speaker 1: you want it, because I'm not going to give it

1609
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:58,000
Speaker 1: my top one. But um, those Lulu pants, by the way,

1610
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,679
Speaker 1: are like I got him from my add Like every

1611
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:02,760
Speaker 1: guy looks good in them and they're super versatile and

1612
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 1: they're a great gift for a man in your life.

1613
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:10,280
Speaker 1: At Lulemon, we're not promoting them in any way. Um,

1614
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:13,200
Speaker 1: I will say that nail polish on a man is

1615
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 1: to me means he's possibly bisexual to me, which is fine.

1616
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,400
Speaker 1: But let me just say, like I assume a lot

1617
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 1: about Machine Gun Kelly. I could see Machine and Kelly

1618
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,240
Speaker 1: being open to making out with a dude like and

1619
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,280
Speaker 1: like that being hot to me, not saying that it's

1620
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 1: a by thing, but a man with nails it's such

1621
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 1: a great way to express yourself. And I am just

1622
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:36,759
Speaker 1: now on board with doing really like interesting nails and

1623
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 1: getting into nail art because I always looked at nails

1624
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 1: is like, oh god, Now it's just like a new

1625
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:45,439
Speaker 1: form of expression and I love Uh. I love nails

1626
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:49,760
Speaker 1: on men, and I also for my one, I'm going

1627
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:55,000
Speaker 1: to go with uh sunglasses, sunglasses of any kind. And

1628
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: there's some really cheap ones at a SOS that I

1629
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,920
Speaker 1: got from my stylist that I lost last week, but

1630
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,760
Speaker 1: I have never gotten so many moments in my life.

1631
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:03,800
Speaker 1: They instantly made me feel fashion forward. I'm going to

1632
01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 1: try to find them today and I'll post them on

1633
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,640
Speaker 1: our story if you guys want to get them to

1634
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:09,880
Speaker 1: um because everyone was like, those are designer frames on

1635
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:12,400
Speaker 1: like their ass um so they might be. I don't

1636
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,320
Speaker 1: know how much ass is, but I tend to think

1637
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,640
Speaker 1: of it as cheap, uh those glasses. When I put

1638
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 1: on sunglasses, I feel safe. I feel like I'm in

1639
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 1: my own little It's almost like when I have my

1640
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,840
Speaker 1: air pods in, like I feel protected from the outside world,

1641
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:27,640
Speaker 1: not in like a famous way, but you also look cooler. Um,

1642
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:31,720
Speaker 1: and I just think sunglasses are the coolest successory and

1643
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:34,240
Speaker 1: that's kind of a lame fashion trends is not, but

1644
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:37,639
Speaker 1: like having your sunglasses make a statement. It is funny though,

1645
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: like our fashion trends, Like there's like probably people that

1646
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:44,640
Speaker 1: are actually really into fashion. It's probably like there's a

1647
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: lot of language probably out there in like different kinds

1648
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 1: of fashion, Can I do one? Oh yeah, like we're

1649
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:55,559
Speaker 1: gonna fashion like pleats and different kinds of like styles

1650
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,920
Speaker 1: of things. Let me just say another fashion, like fucking

1651
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:03,880
Speaker 1: love is is bigger girls, every every size girl with

1652
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:06,800
Speaker 1: a middrift with a crop top. Like you know what

1653
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 1: I love is women wearing outfits that are usually reserved

1654
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:17,000
Speaker 1: for skinny girls, and like bigger girls fucking wearing them.

1655
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:21,680
Speaker 1: And the whole idea that you know, big girls can

1656
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:24,960
Speaker 1: have cute clothes too is so tired, because of course

1657
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:27,639
Speaker 1: they can. And there's so many Let me just say

1658
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 1: Unique Vintage, one of our sponsors, has so many cute

1659
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: plus size outfits where and I love that they have

1660
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:38,920
Speaker 1: plus size models too, because there's sometimes I want something

1661
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,960
Speaker 1: and it's like a girl that's much bigger than me,

1662
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,800
Speaker 1: and I go, god, it looks So it's so nice

1663
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 1: to be inspired by a bigger model to be like,

1664
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,640
Speaker 1: I want to look like that and that and I

1665
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:51,800
Speaker 1: and truly believe it. And I just I love when

1666
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,160
Speaker 1: I see a girl who is not scared to show

1667
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:56,160
Speaker 1: your body. I love, uh, I love a fat girl

1668
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:58,600
Speaker 1: in swimsuit. Let me just say that I love a

1669
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:02,120
Speaker 1: fat girl in a swimsuit. I don't want women to

1670
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:06,160
Speaker 1: miss out on enjoying the pool or enjoying water anymore

1671
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 1: because they have to get in a a swimsuit. Women miss out,

1672
01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:11,080
Speaker 1: And so do men write with T shirts. Well, there's

1673
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 1: those shorts called chubbies or whatever that makes me feel

1674
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,000
Speaker 1: comfortable because it's like a bunch of like thick men

1675
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,759
Speaker 1: wearing short, colorful shorts and just rocking their thick little body.

1676
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 1: Is this chubbies? I think it's called final thought. I

1677
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 1: hope that this summer. If you're a girl or a

1678
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,400
Speaker 1: guy out there, and it's easy for me to say

1679
01:23:30,479 --> 01:23:34,320
Speaker 1: because I'm a fucking skinny bitch or whatever, if you

1680
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:36,639
Speaker 1: are ashamed of your body in any way this summer

1681
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:40,559
Speaker 1: and you're gonna miss out on something fun. Maybe you

1682
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,479
Speaker 1: don't want to wear a tank top because your arm

1683
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 1: skin is sagging, which is going to happen to all

1684
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,479
Speaker 1: of us, right, ladies. Or you don't want to go

1685
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 1: on a fun vacation because your friend is skinny and

1686
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:54,160
Speaker 1: she's gonna wear swimsuit and looks so great in front

1687
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:55,720
Speaker 1: of you, and your husband is gonna see her, and

1688
01:23:55,760 --> 01:24:00,240
Speaker 1: she's gonna think you're fat. It's not. You know what's

1689
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:04,120
Speaker 1: not about that? Right? There are so many swimsuits that

1690
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:08,080
Speaker 1: fit everybody in the if you can, it's easier said

1691
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,880
Speaker 1: than done. And I hate to like, I just want

1692
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:15,160
Speaker 1: us all. I hate seeing women. It's mostly women miss

1693
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:18,719
Speaker 1: out on fun because they're scared of what their body

1694
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,720
Speaker 1: will look like in front of other people. And if

1695
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 1: you're someone who is another person who is ever commenting

1696
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:28,120
Speaker 1: on someone else's body or whispering or making someone feel

1697
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:32,519
Speaker 1: different because they're wearing something, maybe you think they shouldn't.

1698
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,439
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you you're so obvious literally everyone

1699
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:38,760
Speaker 1: always As someone who has interrexicly worked around like a

1700
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:42,439
Speaker 1: skeleton and had people talk about me behind my back constantly, um,

1701
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 1: and as someone who has also been friends with famous

1702
01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:48,960
Speaker 1: people who see people talking about them around me, You're

1703
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,040
Speaker 1: not fooling anyone. You are so obvious that you're talking

1704
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 1: about someone and you're looking I am so good. I

1705
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,800
Speaker 1: used to do this thing. I did it two years

1706
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,920
Speaker 1: ago because I when I was still struggling with my

1707
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:02,000
Speaker 1: eating disorder. Two years ago, I would wait till night

1708
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:04,080
Speaker 1: to eat and I would go meet with my friends

1709
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 1: who all knew I had fucking eating disorder, so they

1710
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:09,000
Speaker 1: didn't care. But I would just get the salad bar

1711
01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:11,800
Speaker 1: at this place and I would get a gigantic, massive salad.

1712
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:13,800
Speaker 1: I just loved it so much. I pilot it looked like,

1713
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:17,200
Speaker 1: you know, kill himan Jaro on this fucking plate. And

1714
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:21,680
Speaker 1: anytime I would walk bit by a rattlesnake on on

1715
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:25,280
Speaker 1: my salad, uh, I would get back to my table.

1716
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:28,439
Speaker 1: And this I went through this so many times on

1717
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:31,519
Speaker 1: my campus at the dorms when I would eat, and

1718
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,639
Speaker 1: I was a skeleton at the time, and I would

1719
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:36,639
Speaker 1: have people whisper at me and tables look over and

1720
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,360
Speaker 1: talk about how much like vegetables I was eating. Oh

1721
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:41,599
Speaker 1: that's the interactic girl look at her plate of vegetables

1722
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:43,920
Speaker 1: with no dressing and like, judge my food and hate

1723
01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,200
Speaker 1: me for it because I'm doing this to myself clearly.

1724
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:49,120
Speaker 1: Or you know, let me just tell you're so fucking

1725
01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:51,919
Speaker 1: obvious when you're talking about other people when you whisper

1726
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:54,840
Speaker 1: and then they both turned around. It's so obvious. So

1727
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:56,559
Speaker 1: this is what I would do. No, I had a

1728
01:25:56,600 --> 01:25:58,880
Speaker 1: pile of like salad on my plate, and I knew

1729
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:00,559
Speaker 1: these bitches at the deck table or look at me.

1730
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:02,679
Speaker 1: I had no question. It was like girls and guys

1731
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:05,240
Speaker 1: like all on this birthday party dinner. I knew they

1732
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:07,519
Speaker 1: were like. I saw one of them look at me,

1733
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,920
Speaker 1: and then I saw her kind of at a periphery.

1734
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,639
Speaker 1: This is me walking up to my table from the helper.

1735
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 1: I saw the girl see me as all proof I

1736
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 1: didn't even watch them. Then I see the girl tilt

1737
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:19,679
Speaker 1: to her side to tell a friend. Then I see

1738
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:23,280
Speaker 1: that friend look my way, and then I see that friend,

1739
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:24,759
Speaker 1: and then by the time I get over to my table,

1740
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,519
Speaker 1: I know that the entire table is going to be

1741
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:28,240
Speaker 1: looking at me because I'm not even facing them anymore,

1742
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,280
Speaker 1: so they feel safe to all look at me. And

1743
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:34,479
Speaker 1: then what did I do? I literally, in a second,

1744
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:36,760
Speaker 1: I just whipped around and looked at them, and they

1745
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:38,720
Speaker 1: all freaked out so much because I knew they were

1746
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:40,600
Speaker 1: gonna be staring at me. They had no idea. So

1747
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:42,800
Speaker 1: I turned around in my chair to a fucking you know,

1748
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:47,559
Speaker 1: uh Exorcist one eight with my head spin and I

1749
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:50,439
Speaker 1: go what And I just looked at him and go what,

1750
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:54,880
Speaker 1: and they just they they can't handle it because they

1751
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:58,280
Speaker 1: got busted. I go, I really, I'm I love salad?

1752
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,200
Speaker 1: Is that what doing? I just want to and le

1753
01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:02,880
Speaker 1: mock me like, And I've said this before in the show.

1754
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:05,479
Speaker 1: I've looked and i know a lot of people who

1755
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:07,639
Speaker 1: are fat, and I've heard their stories, and I've read

1756
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 1: Lynda West's book It's called what is her book called Noah?

1757
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:12,880
Speaker 1: Look it up because it's so good and it gives

1758
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:15,479
Speaker 1: you such a great detailed experience of the of the

1759
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:20,240
Speaker 1: fat experience. Also Hunger by um Roxanne Gay. It's amazing,

1760
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:25,080
Speaker 1: But it just lets you know how much fat people

1761
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: and people who look different get made fun of and

1762
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,479
Speaker 1: get get all the time, and by people who are

1763
01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:33,960
Speaker 1: good people who are just trying to share. Uh. You know,

1764
01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:35,680
Speaker 1: when you're awkward with someone, it's it's easier to make

1765
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:37,360
Speaker 1: fun of someone. And oh, now we have a commonality.

1766
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:39,320
Speaker 1: We can both make fun of that weird homeless man

1767
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:43,880
Speaker 1: walking by. I literally you can be like the most

1768
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:47,679
Speaker 1: crazy looking, like, you know, walking in a weird way

1769
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:50,400
Speaker 1: with balloons attached to your wheelchair and all these things.

1770
01:27:50,479 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 1: I will never look at you, you know, like, you know,

1771
01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:58,320
Speaker 1: when there's someone really egregiously like walking on the sidewalk

1772
01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:00,519
Speaker 1: and you're maybe eating lunch and you just kind of

1773
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:03,599
Speaker 1: see it and you know, or it's maybe a little person.

1774
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:07,320
Speaker 1: A little people constantly have people whispering about them constantly.

1775
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:10,320
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is that you're not be different. Be

1776
01:28:10,479 --> 01:28:13,040
Speaker 1: the person at the table who literally does not say

1777
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,320
Speaker 1: anything about that person that everyone is going to talk about.

1778
01:28:15,479 --> 01:28:17,000
Speaker 1: I have to go. But a final thing that I

1779
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:20,960
Speaker 1: want to say is that, uh, Lindy's book is called

1780
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:24,040
Speaker 1: Shrill by the way, right Shrill, Yes, it's so good. A. D.

1781
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:28,680
Speaker 1: Bryant was in the TV show about it. Lastly, I

1782
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:32,280
Speaker 1: just want to say, don't do the obvious thing. Don't

1783
01:28:32,439 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 1: be be your second grade, fifth grade person who is

1784
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:38,200
Speaker 1: going to snicker about someone else, because even though you

1785
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:40,639
Speaker 1: think you're not getting caught, they feel it. People feel

1786
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:43,080
Speaker 1: it when they are getting made fun of constantly. Okay,

1787
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:45,840
Speaker 1: I have been there before, and I'm not even haven't

1788
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,479
Speaker 1: been in the worst part of it. Here's another thing

1789
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:50,759
Speaker 1: I learned is that sometimes when you see an obese

1790
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,960
Speaker 1: person that's like, you know, limping down the sidewalk, or

1791
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:55,160
Speaker 1: a disable person or a little person or someone that

1792
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,400
Speaker 1: looks like, you know, has a facial disfigurement or something

1793
01:28:57,439 --> 01:28:59,519
Speaker 1: that's like stands out, you tend to want to not

1794
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:02,520
Speaker 1: look at them, right, Like I just said, ignore them.

1795
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:05,759
Speaker 1: That's not good either, because sometimes they feel completely ignored

1796
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,519
Speaker 1: because people don't want to look at them because oh

1797
01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:09,000
Speaker 1: if I look at them, they'll think of making fun

1798
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:13,040
Speaker 1: of them. Just say hi. Just literally, when you're walking

1799
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:15,920
Speaker 1: by someone that maybe has an acid attack on their face,

1800
01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:19,160
Speaker 1: or has a crazy birthmark that looks weird or is

1801
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:21,280
Speaker 1: al bino, or you know something that you go, oh

1802
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:25,120
Speaker 1: my god, that's different, just smile and just go hey, well,

1803
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:26,800
Speaker 1: that's all you have to do. It's not making fun

1804
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,160
Speaker 1: of them. It's acknowledging they exist, which is is what

1805
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,160
Speaker 1: they want. But just be if you can go out

1806
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,920
Speaker 1: there this week and when someone is at your table

1807
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,519
Speaker 1: or your friends want to make fun of someone, you

1808
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:39,120
Speaker 1: don't have to monitor them. Just just drop it and

1809
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:43,759
Speaker 1: then change the subject. Treat them like Olivia Rodrigo treated

1810
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:51,720
Speaker 1: Courtney Love with with just acknowledging it acknowledging. And if

1811
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,439
Speaker 1: you're a fat person or someone with a disfigurement or

1812
01:29:54,479 --> 01:29:57,240
Speaker 1: disabled and maybe have anything to say to this to

1813
01:29:57,280 --> 01:30:00,240
Speaker 1: add to it, or maybe I'm totally misrepresenting you, But

1814
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 1: as someone who looked repulsive to the human eye, for

1815
01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:06,680
Speaker 1: many years of my life and made everyone talk about me.

1816
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:09,560
Speaker 1: I get a sense of what it's like, and I

1817
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:11,760
Speaker 1: would love to hear your experience to share more on it.

1818
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,519
Speaker 1: We gotta go. Thank you so much for listening today.

1819
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,960
Speaker 1: Don't be get all the balconies, all the swells. Don't

1820
01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:21,679
Speaker 1: be out there and all the swells, and hey, if

1821
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,479
Speaker 1: you ain't fashion egg, and what are you doing out there?

1822
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:28,960
Speaker 1: You know is that a fashion egg could be all right? Cina,

1823
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:30,599
Speaker 1: borrow guys, it's gonna be a good week. We love

1824
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,679
Speaker 1: you best. Do you see you soon.