WEBVTT - RYAN'S ROSES- The Disproportionate Typing

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for Ryan's roses. That's one or two

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<v Speaker 1>point seventy kiss. I'm we are in it right now

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<v Speaker 1>with Crystal. So Crystal, tell us a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>your husband chatting with someone on his laptop and what's

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<v Speaker 1>bothering you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So my husband he's got an office right off

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen, so it's very close to where I am

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. And when I'm there, I can hear

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<v Speaker 2>him working away like and he just types like crazy

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<v Speaker 2>all day long, type type type, type type, And whenever

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<v Speaker 2>I go in to ask him something, there's like three

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<v Speaker 2>words on the screen and it doesn't add up in

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<v Speaker 2>my head. And this has happened many, many times. And

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<v Speaker 2>then one day he didn't know I was in the

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen and in he was in his office typing away

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<v Speaker 2>and I burst into the room, said hi, and he

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<v Speaker 2>quickly minimized whatever he was doing and it was just

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<v Speaker 2>off the screen, and he said it was and I

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<v Speaker 2>asked him to show me. He said he already closed

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<v Speaker 2>the window and acted all embarrassed. And honestly, it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be that big of a deal if he was looking

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<v Speaker 2>up at four o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think he was. I just get this sense that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's lying and what you did, the sense he's doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well. I think he's chatting with another woman, but only

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<v Speaker 2>on his laptop because it's locked with a password. He's

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<v Speaker 2>the only one who ever uses it, and I've checked

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<v Speaker 2>on his phone and can't find any evidence there, so

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's using his laptop to talk with someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever have a question about his loyalty in

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<v Speaker 1>the past. Is this a new thing, a new feeling?

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<v Speaker 2>It is new, and the way the reason I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>even more suspicious is he's been like happier and chipper

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<v Speaker 2>lately and it's really bothering me, Like it's just not

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<v Speaker 2>how he normally is. And I've never really had any

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<v Speaker 2>suspicions in the past, but now I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is it possible he's purchasing something for you

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<v Speaker 3>for the holidays or trying to plan a sweet surprise?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's a nice idea. I mean, I've thought

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<v Speaker 2>of that. My birthday is in May and our anniversary

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<v Speaker 2>is in July, so that doesn't make any sense. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean the holidays maybe, but she's never really been that

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<v Speaker 2>good at holiday gift giving.

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<v Speaker 1>Before you know, Crystal's on the line. She's concerned that

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<v Speaker 1>her husband's on his laptop communicating with another woman. She

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<v Speaker 1>just feels it. You know, he's saying it was something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Four pm on a Tuesday, says look at some other things.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy that he said that too, that he said

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<v Speaker 3>that he was looking at adult type sits.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well maybe he thinks that would just stop asking

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<v Speaker 1>h I would be like why, But she what about

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<v Speaker 1>five pm on a Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 4>Still again not great?

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<v Speaker 1>So she was not believing it though. That's the thing, like,

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't help. So Crystal, I need you to say Ryan,

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<v Speaker 1>you my permission to call, and then your husband's name

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<v Speaker 1>on Kiss FM.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, Okay, friend, you have my permission to call.

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<v Speaker 1>Where to do that right now? Be very quiet, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>see what we can find out. Okay, hang on, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Hello, Hi, can I speak to Josh please? This

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<v Speaker 5>is Josh.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi Josh. My name is Rosie. I'm calling from Unique Flowers.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you doing this morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow? This is really weird.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you doing? Are you very good?

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<v Speaker 5>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just you know, I was thinking about picking

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<v Speaker 1>up some flowers today and now you called.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, this is great.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, we deliver in Alhambra and surrounding areas and just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to promote our business and offering a promotion for

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<v Speaker 3>local residents. It's a free dozen red roses that you

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<v Speaker 3>can send to anybody that you like. Is that something

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<v Speaker 3>you'd be interested in?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>This is quite the promotion. So it's free roses, not

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<v Speaker 2>like a buy one, get one free thing.

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<v Speaker 4>This one's free. Hopefully.

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<v Speaker 3>If you like our arrangements, you can back as a customer,

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<v Speaker 3>a paying customer one day.

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<v Speaker 4>But we do this about once a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, this is great, Sure, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Who would you like to send them to?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you send them to Sunny su n N Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Great?

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<v Speaker 4>And what would you like to put on the card?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just put see you soon and then my first

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<v Speaker 2>initial jay see.

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<v Speaker 4>You soon Jay?

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<v Speaker 3>And is this like a I have like a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of different types of cards, birthdays, anniversaries, I love you

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<v Speaker 3>around the border hearts?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it a romantic car ship but like some hearts around?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Some hearts sounds good. That sounds like a nice touch.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you great, Josh. Your voice is being broadcast on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio right now, and I have your wife Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>on the line, Josh, could you explain to us who

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<v Speaker 1>Sonny is? I think your wife would like to know.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I really would rather not even right now, Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds very strange your response here, Josh, who are you

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<v Speaker 1>sending roses to named Sonny? And why are you seeing her? Soon?

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<v Speaker 1>Just explain it, Josh. It's your moment, Josh. H Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>is this your husband? Is this your husband? Cristal? Yes, okay, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is very simple. Yes, go ahead, Crystal.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I oh, now you can't talk. Sonny is our son's

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<v Speaker 2>piano teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just get to this, okay, Josh, you're sending roses

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<v Speaker 1>to your son's piano teacher. Your wife told us you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking to somebody on the computer. Can you just tell

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<v Speaker 1>her now? Instead of making this worse what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not going to talk about this on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Josh, by not talking about it pretty much says

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<v Speaker 1>it all. So thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Hung on, Crystal, are you there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So that's so Sonny teaches piano to your kid? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well look here's the thing. Uh, I think you now

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going on? Clearly it's something and you know

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<v Speaker 1>who it is, you know where to find her, anybody

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<v Speaker 1>have a lesson coming up soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Today? Oh my god. He's looking forward.

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<v Speaker 1>To he said, seeing her soon. So if he was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to take your child to the lesson, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you need to get involved, all right, Yeah, Crystal, good

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<v Speaker 1>luck with this. Sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry what I'm.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Not much to say there. That's clearly who

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<v Speaker 1>Josh was talking to.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And he sent the flowers with that see you soon, Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>And didn't you ask were they romantic?

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<v Speaker 4>Correct? He wanted the hearts around the border.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go.