Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh my god, we're starting this school
Speaker 1: year off. It's such play intrigue. I can't even handle it.
Speaker 1: You know what, I would be delighted to accept this
Speaker 1: rose because I can't even handle what I watch last night.
Speaker 1: I feel like ABC gave me a present, and I'm
Speaker 1: so angry and and and passionate and heartbroken and riveted.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Will You Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: My name is Arden Marine, coming to you from my
Speaker 1: boogie garage in Los Angeles, California. Holy cow, do we
Speaker 1: have an episode to break down? Um? I just want
Speaker 1: to say that I just got back from Maui last
Speaker 1: night at midnight. I was up till four in the morning.
Speaker 1: And my first there, I stayed at the White Lotus
Speaker 1: Hotel at the Four Seasons Maui, And the first day
Speaker 1: I was there, I saw in the pool Colton Underwood
Speaker 1: with his boyfriend. And I played it wrong because in
Speaker 1: my mind I arrived on Thursday, our bachelor historian Lori
Speaker 1: had texted me TMZ Alerts that he was going to
Speaker 1: be at my hotel there. He was basically greeting me
Speaker 1: upon arrival. He looked great. His boyfriend was a silver Fox.
Speaker 1: I was there for all of it. They were so cute.
Speaker 1: They had like a cabana by the adult pool. They
Speaker 1: he was like swimming around having cocktails. My plan was
Speaker 1: to wait till Friday, swim over and say, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm friends with Wells dot dot. He checked out. He
Speaker 1: checked out of the hotel. I will say this, according
Speaker 1: to other guests, he was lovely. They asked for photos
Speaker 1: with him and they it to them. And there was
Speaker 1: another celeb there who will not be named, who would
Speaker 1: not take photos of people. I didn't want to deal
Speaker 1: with it anyway. That's my report. It was spectacular. He
Speaker 1: looked great. I was so happy for them, and they
Speaker 1: were like canoodling in a really cute way. I felt
Speaker 1: so happy that he could just like be himself. It
Speaker 1: was like like Christmas came early in the form of
Speaker 1: Colton Underwood and his liver Fox. On my first day
Speaker 1: on my vacation with me today, I you know, I
Speaker 1: love to put together a cocktail party. You know I
Speaker 1: like to pair guests and make friendships. This is one
Speaker 1: that I've been looking forward to for a few weeks.
Speaker 1: First up, well, well, let's start with the one who
Speaker 1: would not take photos because he just jimed in when
Speaker 1: I go to the White Lotus, I don't want to
Speaker 1: deal with the regulars. I don't want to deal with
Speaker 1: the normans, ladies and gentlemen. Christian Bail loves Bachelor Paradise.
Speaker 1: You know, turns up. Christian turns out it doesn't like
Speaker 1: to be distracted by people, but he loves the Bachelor freshies. No,
Speaker 1: you know this gentleman. Look, you know this gentleman from
Speaker 1: the first first go round of I Carly. You know
Speaker 1: this gentleman from Drake and Josh, And now you are
Speaker 1: falling back in love with him all over again with
Speaker 1: the reboot of I Carley, which just got picked up
Speaker 1: for a second season. And I feel like he's doing
Speaker 1: some kind of a game show because he's been playing
Speaker 1: hard to get. I don't know what that's about. Most importantly,
Speaker 1: he was our Rookie of the Year twenty twenty during
Speaker 1: the hard year for America, but a great year for
Speaker 1: our podcast because we got to know the sentinel ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Jerry Trainer, thank you very much. That was
Speaker 1: quite the intro. Yes, there's a game show. My voice
Speaker 1: is very Raspy the blimp has pulled me back in
Speaker 1: and I'm hosting a kid's game show. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I can talk about it or what it's
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't matter. But I got a lot
Speaker 1: of yelling dealing with child contestants. It's come on, come on, Carson,
Speaker 1: give me something. It's a lot of yelling. Are you
Speaker 1: like the easter Bunny? When people like can you go
Speaker 1: to the grove? Are you just? But yes, it's a thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: the kid, The kids love the kids. And I feel like,
Speaker 1: and Nikki can probably attest to this that grown ups
Speaker 1: that are fans of other grown ups I think are
Speaker 1: a little bit more respectful for the most part. But
Speaker 1: grown ups that are parents of kids that are fans
Speaker 1: of someone, they have no chill. They want to be
Speaker 1: cool in their kids eyes, and that is paramount and
Speaker 1: they are. And they'll just run up to me and back. Ah,
Speaker 1: my kid hates me. If I get a picture with you,
Speaker 1: they'll love me again. So let's do that. You're pairing
Speaker 1: a lot of divorced dad's hopes and dreams like they're like,
Speaker 1: you remember Monica, she was my secretary. She's going to
Speaker 1: come with us to the Cheesecake Factor also with us. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is come on, we spent well. First of all,
Speaker 1: let's just start. She's like a fucking world famous comedian.
Speaker 1: She's a brilliant stand up. She's on tour right now
Speaker 1: just killing it. She had and she's had specials galore,
Speaker 1: most recently on Netflix. She had one called Banging That's
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious. She has a daily podcast on iHeart Radio
Speaker 1: called the Nicky Glasier Podcast. She's also the host of
Speaker 1: the show that we are doing on Patreon right now,
Speaker 1: f Boy Island, and she's killing it. And I love
Speaker 1: watching these guys not on every time she makes a joke,
Speaker 1: which she's so good at and then they're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: that was a joke. Like watching these guys deal with
Speaker 1: a funny hot woman is spectacular. And she also got
Speaker 1: to see all when we went to Outside Lands with
Speaker 1: all the dudes there, she was right there with us
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Nicky Glaiser, Oh guys, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for having me back art And that was an
Speaker 1: amazing introduction. Yes, we had so much fun and Outside
Speaker 1: Lands and meeting all so many people I've still kept
Speaker 1: in touch with to this day. And yeah, alex at Wells.
Speaker 1: Wells I knew from doing radio in Nashville back when
Speaker 1: I was working at Zany's, you know, before he was
Speaker 1: on long before he was on the Bachelorette. And I
Speaker 1: remember going to a show like the day of usually
Speaker 1: do morning radio, but this was like in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: and this kind of like sleepy eyed, like cool guy
Speaker 1: with like a dog like it was just like hey, guys,
Speaker 1: just follow me back here. And I was like, who's
Speaker 1: this guy? Is so hot? There's never hot people in radio.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, is there a vibe?
Speaker 1: And They're like, wasn't And I just I clocked him.
Speaker 1: And then when he showed up again and now, um yeah,
Speaker 1: now he's the fill in for when Lance Bass and
Speaker 1: David Spade want to go home. We're flying, They're flying
Speaker 1: runner Less now like yeah, last night there was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't have a host, and it's like a captain
Speaker 1: lest ship and they need well, who's doing the voice
Speaker 1: over for like tonight it's John. It's little John. No way,
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense now, Okay, he I got it.
Speaker 1: I got it. I can see him with crunk cup
Speaker 1: in hand doing those Vidos that is in his closet
Speaker 1: at home. I learned that it is closet at home,
Speaker 1: and I asked the same thing. I said, what the
Speaker 1: fund is this? And then the first day somebody also
Speaker 1: caught like that. There was no like all the p's
Speaker 1: were popping. It was definitely a closet at home. And
Speaker 1: it's little John and you know what, I'm here for it. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go overall. Now, Nikki, Jerry, where are you
Speaker 1: at in the franchise? So, Jerry, this is your first
Speaker 1: time during Paradise? Correct are you? Is it everything that
Speaker 1: I promised? Yeah, it's crazy. There's been a I didn't
Speaker 1: know what I was watching at first. I was like, so,
Speaker 1: I don't understand how anybody wins. People just keep showing up.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I need a refresher on this show.
Speaker 1: By the way, what is what is the goal here?
Speaker 1: And how does it right? I've watched many seasons and
Speaker 1: I can't remember what we're all trying to do here.
Speaker 1: So basically, here's the rules of the game. It's horny
Speaker 1: musical chairs. Okay, so it's just think I think it's like,
Speaker 1: it's horny musical chairs. And as we saw last night,
Speaker 1: which we'll get to because I have never screamed at
Speaker 1: my television more. I mean we this, that's a whole
Speaker 1: next level, which is gonna get his whole segment. I've
Speaker 1: we've never seen a villain, a nice guy turned into
Speaker 1: such a marvel villain, like it was the origin story
Speaker 1: of this but this sweet we've never usually you can
Speaker 1: smell a villain coming. And like we had some wind
Speaker 1: trade winds blowing early on about we heard about Piper,
Speaker 1: but there was no inkling of the piece of ship
Speaker 1: that he would become when he was on tatious season now,
Speaker 1: So basically I felt it those wins I need to
Speaker 1: texted about the winds we did earlier we did did
Speaker 1: were like I was like, your Bara, that are working.
Speaker 1: Mine was broken that day because I was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's sweet, he's shy, he's got a Massachusett's accent, he's
Speaker 1: a were startling. Here's the deal. It's horny musical chairs.
Speaker 1: So let's say, Jerry, you were you and Nick you
Speaker 1: really like Nikki and like you know that, but like
Speaker 1: you don't know what we You and I are there
Speaker 1: first and like is Nikki coming? What week? Is Nikki coming?
Speaker 1: You basically have to like strike up. The whole goal
Speaker 1: is to be sort of a last couple standing and
Speaker 1: to get engaged to think this is okay, Okay, no,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. The thing the game ufication part of
Speaker 1: it that I keyed in on is like it's like
Speaker 1: a power dynamic. It's like you want to be with
Speaker 1: someone that's more into you than you are to them
Speaker 1: so that you can give them your rose and you
Speaker 1: know they'll give you their rows. And then if the
Speaker 1: person you really like shows up, then you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't know and I the spark I feel over
Speaker 1: here is I don't feel it here? And then you
Speaker 1: then you end up. But if Brendan and Piper are
Speaker 1: now let's say solid, why aren't they gonna win? If
Speaker 1: they're already a couple, why don't we just go okay,
Speaker 1: well they're going to be the last couple standing because
Speaker 1: nothing's going to break them apart. Okay, okay, So there's that. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: this situation, yes, no, I agree with you. This has
Speaker 1: never happened before before. Okay, Okay, here we go. No,
Speaker 1: not like this. Before we get going, we need to
Speaker 1: bring in are very important. Without these two this production crew.
Speaker 1: I do not know where. Then Anna looks like she's
Speaker 1: in the ruins of where. What are you doing? What
Speaker 1: is happening? Dr Banana? Are you okay blank? If you've
Speaker 1: been kidnapped? What is happening? Yes, photos act took. It's
Speaker 1: like a little like side hub in a beach and
Speaker 1: Laguna beach. I don't know. It looks like things have
Speaker 1: gone awry. Katie living to use green screens, Katie, Now
Speaker 1: you're you're nodding your head. Has this happened before? Yes,
Speaker 1: this happened in season too, but it was not this bad,
Speaker 1: and it was they tried to cover it up. It
Speaker 1: was Joe, who was a Southern guy, like a strong
Speaker 1: Southern accident and Samantha and his licking his lips, and
Speaker 1: Joe came in and started dating this single mom named Julia,
Speaker 1: and then as soon as Samantha came in, he was
Speaker 1: just like, who was Julia? I've never met her before?
Speaker 1: And then he and Samantha started like, you know, hanging out,
Speaker 1: and then it came out. Then they started fighting. Then
Speaker 1: it came out that there was like literally hundreds of
Speaker 1: texts like he sent these to Chris Harrison, hundreds of
Speaker 1: texts between the two of them of Samantha doing like saying,
Speaker 1: do whatever you need to do to stay wait for
Speaker 1: me there and they but like on the show, they
Speaker 1: tried to cover it up until like they started fighting
Speaker 1: and then he just threw under the bus. But it
Speaker 1: wasn't this bad. I've never seen and and so we're
Speaker 1: gonna get to it, just no, just know we're going
Speaker 1: to get there because because we have to get through
Speaker 1: some other stuff first. But I do want to also
Speaker 1: say there's never been such an obvious I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that the dragon has eaten its own tail, and that
Speaker 1: we've never had Instagram as a character so officially, like
Speaker 1: hosting Fboy Island, like being inside the machine of something
Speaker 1: like this, Yes, talk to us about your feelings, like
Speaker 1: having been in the belly of one of these bees. Um,
Speaker 1: I just see how um these things like, I know
Speaker 1: that people knew what was coming. I don't believe for
Speaker 1: a second that anyone who's putting the show together didn't
Speaker 1: arrange it for it to be exactly the way it is.
Speaker 1: And that's not to say lied or you know, made
Speaker 1: these people, told these people to say certain things. The
Speaker 1: behavior that these people have on these shows is their
Speaker 1: own and happens from the environment that producers create. So
Speaker 1: this is this is um and there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things that happened on reality shows. I do want to
Speaker 1: say that I I that can't be planned and can't
Speaker 1: be like foreseen a lot on f L. And when
Speaker 1: we were starting, I was so worried that what if
Speaker 1: these girls don't like any of these guys, Like what
Speaker 1: is going to happen if like they just don't have
Speaker 1: anything with anyone. And people that were producers on the
Speaker 1: show assuaged my fears and go, oh, sweet girl, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a reality show. There's a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: and they're in a bubble and they don't have phones
Speaker 1: or anyone. They're gonna like someone. I go, but I've
Speaker 1: I could pick random twenty four guys and not like
Speaker 1: any of them. And they're like, no, you what you would?
Speaker 1: You would like one of them? You find away. It
Speaker 1: was just like there was no worry. I go, well,
Speaker 1: what if they like them and there's no drama and
Speaker 1: they go, oh, it's okay. There's always going to be
Speaker 1: something that we can do or someone we can bring in,
Speaker 1: someone we can take away, something will happen where it
Speaker 1: will lead to drama, and that didn't ruin it for
Speaker 1: me as a you er being like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: it's all manipulated. It's all fake. It's not fake. The
Speaker 1: emotions in the behaviors that you see people exhibit are real.
Speaker 1: But there's a mean geppetto don't ever worry about a
Speaker 1: season not being the most dramatic season of Bachelorette ever,
Speaker 1: and they always you'll always be taken care of. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna dive in because we've got a lot
Speaker 1: to get through. So we have Kendall arriving. Joe is
Speaker 1: with Serena on the day bed. She walks up and
Speaker 1: she goes, hey, butt head. Joe had a huge smile.
Speaker 1: He says, want to go talk. She goes. She goes
Speaker 1: by the way. We were trying to figure out if
Speaker 1: they were caps, and we had somebody email us that
Speaker 1: that was a dentist and she thinks that they're his
Speaker 1: natural teeth that have been bleached, that have been overly bleached.
Speaker 1: That is from um, that's that's from there. You go.
Speaker 1: So then so then they go good to so then
Speaker 1: so then all of us go through a little bit
Speaker 1: of what happened. They go, good to see you, you too,
Speaker 1: You look good? Yeah, you look good. Um, so they
Speaker 1: do a big hug. So then he asked her, are
Speaker 1: you okay. She's like, I'm okay. I'm not gre I'm
Speaker 1: not awful because I feel like you're okay. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you're this okay. And he's like, look when I got here,
Speaker 1: I was ready to leave. I forgot this is the
Speaker 1: place that Kendall and I fall in love. Um. But um,
Speaker 1: she's and she's like, look the conversations I want to
Speaker 1: have with you or the conversations I've been avoiding, and um,
Speaker 1: people are asking Meanwhile, Serena if she's okay, She's like,
Speaker 1: everyone has exes, but it's a lot. So then Joe
Speaker 1: says to Kendall like, look, we were really in love,
Speaker 1: but it hadn't been easy. Um. She's like, look, it's
Speaker 1: been really difficult for me not to have you part
Speaker 1: of my life. And then it basically it turns out
Speaker 1: it's like we broke up because of logistics and uh.
Speaker 1: And she was like I was terrified. Why has it
Speaker 1: been so hard to ignore me? And he's like wow, wow, wow,
Speaker 1: wow wow lady, this is not what happened. You would
Speaker 1: not come to Chicago. It's like I didn't want to
Speaker 1: live it too. He's like, okay, so what are we
Speaker 1: doing here? She gets hard for me. So so it
Speaker 1: turns out all that. Now I'm gonna start with Nikki
Speaker 1: because you know, Joe, I saw your heart. Your heart
Speaker 1: really hurt when I brought this stop talked. I know
Speaker 1: Kendall and Joe. I originally met Kendall. She was my
Speaker 1: art director for not Safe, my Comedy Central show. She
Speaker 1: was she would buy the dildo, she would design the
Speaker 1: sets that we would um, you know, shoot on. She
Speaker 1: was she was just this really hot, cute, quiet, sweet
Speaker 1: girl that worked on my show. And then she Everyone's
Speaker 1: in love with her. By the way, on on my show,
Speaker 1: everyone was just like obsessed with her and she's so
Speaker 1: even me. I was just like, she's a doll. Then
Speaker 1: she gets on the show. You know, they end up together.
Speaker 1: I do Dancing with the Stars Grocery Shore. Joe is
Speaker 1: on my season of Dancing with the Stars with me. Um.
Speaker 1: He lasts way longer than I give voted off first.
Speaker 1: He continues going on even though he's a worst dancer
Speaker 1: than I was by far, but you know he's at ABC. Darling.
Speaker 1: ABC decided, you know, we don't really like this girl
Speaker 1: that kicked me off UM, that that show is less
Speaker 1: about dancing and more about ABC developing talent, and like saying,
Speaker 1: who would we like to see more of our on
Speaker 1: our network and they say not not I And so
Speaker 1: they kept around Joe. He's so sweet, He's just and
Speaker 1: I think that I am all team Joe ever since
Speaker 1: the first episode when he was like really struggling with
Speaker 1: the Kendall stuff and they I was watching the captions
Speaker 1: and I remember one point he's just like and I said, like,
Speaker 1: blows raspberry and he's just like and it was just quiet,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, and he was
Speaker 1: just he was so vulnerable. I just felt like, this
Speaker 1: is a guy that's like, this is why I want
Speaker 1: to watch a Bachelor with people in their thirties, because
Speaker 1: these people are just older and not not as full
Speaker 1: of shit and not and and really actually wants something.
Speaker 1: He wants step kids, he wants to have a family.
Speaker 1: So anyway, by the time it gets to Kendall coming back,
Speaker 1: I just or coming in today on this episode that
Speaker 1: I just watched, Um, I was just so scared because
Speaker 1: I know he's so into Serena, and I just know men,
Speaker 1: and I know that the new thing is always going
Speaker 1: to be more exciting, even if you still have loved
Speaker 1: for the old old relationship. And Kendall is still in
Speaker 1: love with him clearly, and then he has that sound
Speaker 1: bite of I don't know if I'm still in love. Third,
Speaker 1: I just don't know, and it's not gonna be good.
Speaker 1: He's definitely Serena. I want him with Serena. I don't
Speaker 1: want him to go back with Kendall. No, like they
Speaker 1: broke up. I love Serena. I love that Canadian. Jerry,
Speaker 1: who are you rooting for? How did you feel? Who
Speaker 1: are you rooting for? Well? That was a lot to
Speaker 1: unpack everything that Nicky said because she's friends with him
Speaker 1: now and now I feel like I can't go hard. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I I half agree with things Nikki said and I
Speaker 1: half hard disagree. His attitude at the beginning when he
Speaker 1: was moping around really put me off. I was like,
Speaker 1: and there's a thing about him that I feel like
Speaker 1: led to him in Kendall's demise as a relationship, he
Speaker 1: strikes me as the guy he wanted to move to Chicago,
Speaker 1: So if you work backwards from there, it's like, I'm
Speaker 1: the guy that didn't like it or couldn't hack it
Speaker 1: in l A. And I want to go back to
Speaker 1: the place where I was the big dog and everybody
Speaker 1: loves my ship and she didn't want to go, and
Speaker 1: so he's like, well, I can't deal with this place,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go, is what it seems like. And
Speaker 1: it felt like that in the first step in that
Speaker 1: in those first moments where he was moping around, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm the thirty five year old and that's considered old,
Speaker 1: which just blows my mind. But then all these young, hot,
Speaker 1: ripped up dudes and girls are there and he feels
Speaker 1: like and he's using the this is where I fell
Speaker 1: in love with Kendall excuse, but really it's like, mmmm,
Speaker 1: I think this is just another like insecurity thing where
Speaker 1: you're not the hottest guy on the beach right now,
Speaker 1: and so you're uncomfortable with this and you don't know.
Speaker 1: If I see Katie Levin shaking her head, Kati, I'm
Speaker 1: going to the production team, Katie tanned to you, guys,
Speaker 1: I I agree. I I mean, I kind of Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with Nikki. I disagree with Damn it a
Speaker 1: tough time. It's he just seems like the type of guy.
Speaker 1: He was like, very Chicago, very family oriented. He's like,
Speaker 1: I want to be by my family. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was like an ego thing. I think maybe he
Speaker 1: just wanted to be by his family, not ego insecurity.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe a little bit, but I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes people, I don't think he ever wanted to be famous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just he's thirty five, dude, he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: a little older. He's like because his producers can talk
Speaker 1: you into anything. Reality show producers can get anyone to
Speaker 1: do anything. So they wanted him on the show. They
Speaker 1: called him, they were like, it's gonna be great. And
Speaker 1: he got there and was like, oh, not like being
Speaker 1: around him. And I don't know final answer, but he doesn't.
Speaker 1: When he was on an Answering to the Stars, he
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to get camera time. He's not a guy
Speaker 1: that wants to be famous. I don't think he's kind
Speaker 1: of like always begrudgingly in the spotlight. He's my assessment,
Speaker 1: but maybe you know, it's it's okay. Dr Banana I
Speaker 1: saw her hand. I was just gonna say I I
Speaker 1: agree with Nikki, Like it feels like he at first
Speaker 1: it was exciting because you're like this new world. You're thrilled,
Speaker 1: and then next thing you know, he's like, oh ship,
Speaker 1: Like now I'm here, and I actually like people want
Speaker 1: something for me, and I'm the cameras are on me
Speaker 1: and I have to like be a person that's on
Speaker 1: the camera. And now like I'm back at Paradise and
Speaker 1: I feel like it was fun at first and then
Speaker 1: it all hit him and now he's just like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go back to Chicago. I'm gonna have a little
Speaker 1: bit of my sentinels back here. I have to have
Speaker 1: I gotta be a little team sentinel in the man box.
Speaker 1: I feel like he there was a part of me
Speaker 1: that's like, if you don't want to be back in
Speaker 1: why are you on TV again? And I kind of
Speaker 1: agree with with that. He was like a hot commodity.
Speaker 1: And we've seen this almost like in Deemi, where people
Speaker 1: come in where they killed it on their first season
Speaker 1: in Paradise and then they come in I think you
Speaker 1: only get one season of your cantillion. You get one
Speaker 1: round of the heavy season and even if you were
Speaker 1: like the jewel of the season, like the Bridgerton lady whatever,
Speaker 1: like you get the duke, and let's say it doesn't
Speaker 1: work out with the duke, you can't go back. You
Speaker 1: will not be the jewel of the season season two,
Speaker 1: and you're going to feel insecure. As per Jerry, now
Speaker 1: he was the ship season one. Season two, he's like, wait,
Speaker 1: nobody's into me. And then he's pounding around the beach
Speaker 1: a little bit. But they were so mean to him
Speaker 1: that first day when they said we're calling you Jim
Speaker 1: Joe or whatever because you dressed like you came from
Speaker 1: the gym. And he's like, oh, like a guy that
Speaker 1: wants to be cool does not wear those kinds of clothes.
Speaker 1: But then they also don't want to be for it.
Speaker 1: To your point to what you guys are saying, remember
Speaker 1: that line, remember that line from the movie Singles that
Speaker 1: you have no game is your game? That's yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a guy who whitens his teeth, not care about what
Speaker 1: people think that teeth. That's a great point. Katie Leavie
Speaker 1: and Katie's coming in hot I see her lady or
Speaker 1: get to get a haircut, though, I mean and he
Speaker 1: and he did wear pets and sandals, and I do
Speaker 1: think that his whole thing is I'm the anti candidate,
Speaker 1: Like he even says it in this episode. He's like,
Speaker 1: don't come here with an agenda. It's like, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? And it's like that he knows what
Speaker 1: he's doing, like planned. I also I'm also with my
Speaker 1: sweet Nikki G. Where my sweet Nikki G. But I'm
Speaker 1: also half with you, Santony. I'm full, like I'm torn
Speaker 1: because my my first instinct is to go with the sentinel.
Speaker 1: I'm distrustful, like it's the Dancing with the Stars of
Speaker 1: it all. Why is this your fourth season? Why not?
Speaker 1: Because he is directionless arden He doesn't know what he
Speaker 1: wants in the world, and reality shows are what people
Speaker 1: go to when they have nothing on no other plan.
Speaker 1: Okay too, Earnest, did they get paid to me on
Speaker 1: the show Paradise? They do? They do not mean the
Speaker 1: main That's another thing too, Like you know, maybe paid
Speaker 1: in Mimosa is an STDs. That's what I got paid
Speaker 1: in Hawaii. Thank you. It's great, nice, it's great, But
Speaker 1: can we all just say the way that Joe or
Speaker 1: like maybe agree upon this the way that Joe handled
Speaker 1: the Serena p and the Kendall thing of it all
Speaker 1: was honest and like up front and classy, and the
Speaker 1: way that Brendan should have handled Natasha. It was. He
Speaker 1: was honest with Kendall, and he was honest with even
Speaker 1: on his one well you know his interviewer, he said,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm in love with her, and
Speaker 1: then he was honest with Serena about I don't want
Speaker 1: to lie to you, this is the situation. And I
Speaker 1: thought that was just really showed, like that's a thirty
Speaker 1: five year old man on this show. I agree with you,
Speaker 1: and as that's why I'm loving my sweet Kenny. My
Speaker 1: number one used to be defended, but I'm now I'm
Speaker 1: all in on that boy band. I never was Kenny.
Speaker 1: I like that his profession was boy band cover band
Speaker 1: manager and now was just forty year old Kenny's my
Speaker 1: number one. Great break, Dr Banana, Katie, Everybody, how do
Speaker 1: we think this is gonna end up? Who is going
Speaker 1: to be the one who ends up with Joe? Nikki?
Speaker 1: I mean I said it before. Guys are always going
Speaker 1: to go for the new exciting thing. Um, Kendall is
Speaker 1: bringing a lot of drama. Guys do not want a
Speaker 1: conversation Serena. Serena Pe is being very like lax and
Speaker 1: just like go with the flow, and she's kind of
Speaker 1: acting like fine, if you don't want me, I don't
Speaker 1: want to. Great energy. She's going to win in the end. Okay,
Speaker 1: Katie Levaine, who's gonna take it? Who's taken the grocery
Speaker 1: store Joe's teeth whitening challenge? I think last week I
Speaker 1: said Kendall, but now I'm thinking Serena. I think they
Speaker 1: just really got I think I like the little tag
Speaker 1: at the end, like they're clearly cute, they get along.
Speaker 1: I also I just really quick one to agree with Nikki.
Speaker 1: He handled it so well. And I also like that
Speaker 1: he gave Serena an out. He gave her such a
Speaker 1: clear out, like this is gonna get messy if you
Speaker 1: don't want to to the veil, I understand. I thought
Speaker 1: that was so responsible, respectful and mature of him, like
Speaker 1: give me thirty five and older and on that. Okay, Tanna,
Speaker 1: who's getting the teeth whitening strip? I think it's no,
Speaker 1: And I was hoping it was Serena because I think
Speaker 1: when Kendall again. Create like the argument came back up
Speaker 1: where she's like, it's a no, I will never go
Speaker 1: to Chicago. I think in that moment he was like,
Speaker 1: and then this is just I can't happen. By the way,
Speaker 1: Chicago is a great I would go to Chicago. I
Speaker 1: would too. I love Chicago. Chicago so many talented people.
Speaker 1: Nobody gives a fuck. I loved it. Jerry Traynor, Yes,
Speaker 1: who's getting the teeth whitening stripe Serena for everything that
Speaker 1: everybody already said. Kendall came and it was like they
Speaker 1: just it was like, oh, we're just gonna rehash the
Speaker 1: same fight. And I feel like the producers wanted it's
Speaker 1: like a red herring. They want us to think, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, is he going to ditch Serena to go
Speaker 1: back to end. No, he's not all right. And I'm
Speaker 1: learning so much about men and how to like this
Speaker 1: show is helping me so much and and really re
Speaker 1: um just reinforcing all of the things I've learned from
Speaker 1: reading so many books about male behavior and female behavior
Speaker 1: and how you have to trick a man into loving you,
Speaker 1: and because men just are the way they are and
Speaker 1: we have to change the way we act to get them.
Speaker 1: You don't. You just sit there and relax, Jerry, girls
Speaker 1: are gonna you. Called Getting to I Do by Dr
Speaker 1: Pat Allen. It is one of the best books I've
Speaker 1: found for recommending to women who want to get engaged
Speaker 1: or get a man to commit that you're sleeping with
Speaker 1: and you're like, why doesn't he like me? It's like
Speaker 1: Serena p Is following exactly this. She is being feminine energy,
Speaker 1: really like cool, like not having a lot of thoughts,
Speaker 1: like not having a lot of like I think this
Speaker 1: and I want this. It's it's about like I don't
Speaker 1: want this. She's just speaking what she doesn't want. Men
Speaker 1: like women with boundaries and not telling being told what
Speaker 1: to do. And they like easy, they like new, They
Speaker 1: like a girl they haven't had sex with. And I
Speaker 1: hate to just say that Joe is gonna choose her.
Speaker 1: He hasn't had sex with Serena P yet, And the
Speaker 1: mystery and the desire to want to put your penis
Speaker 1: in something you haven't had your penis and yet is
Speaker 1: far more enticing, even if the deep connection that he
Speaker 1: and Kendall have isn't there with Serena Pe pussy is new.
Speaker 1: Pussy is always gonna win, especially with a spark that's
Speaker 1: gonna buye Demi back because of the boom boom room
Speaker 1: that's gonna buy she needs to read that book, so
Speaker 1: fucking bad this girl. We're gonna take a quick break
Speaker 1: and when we come back, we're going to talk about
Speaker 1: fresh pie. Here we go. Oh my god, did not know?
Speaker 1: They did not? Oh? Yes they did, And we're back,
Speaker 1: all right. I just wanted to say before we keep
Speaker 1: going easing into our next couple. I loved the tag
Speaker 1: at the end. I love when she was feeding him
Speaker 1: and then they had a kiss and he said, Abigail, Joe,
Speaker 1: that was funny. That was funny. It was good. So
Speaker 1: now we're gonna talk a little bit about Noah and Abigail.
Speaker 1: We're just having a little almouse bouche, a little palette
Speaker 1: cleanser between the high drums, himity draw with three major
Speaker 1: couple of dramas. So this is not it, alright, So
Speaker 1: we've got no One Abigail. He's wearing eighteen necklaces. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he just gets more and more beautiful. I mean I
Speaker 1: would wear any of those gold pendants. Does he not
Speaker 1: get them all tangled. Anyone that wears multi. I have
Speaker 1: two on tonight and they I'm only wearing two today
Speaker 1: because I slept with these both on and I can't
Speaker 1: get them apart from each other. Rings get tangled. I
Speaker 1: don't even understand it. What do you have you travel
Speaker 1: with them? I need? I need tips. Joe truly his gore,
Speaker 1: like because they're also at a beach, Like does he
Speaker 1: go in the sea? I was just in the ocean.
Speaker 1: When necklaces, it's his gorgeous stacked necklace situation. I whoever
Speaker 1: is styling him, I want to know that necklace collection,
Speaker 1: because it's really it's he just gets more bedulled. It's
Speaker 1: a little David Koreshi. It's it's a little other reference.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't understand. I remember when David Spade goes look
Speaker 1: in Miami Vice tonight and he just laughed like nervously,
Speaker 1: like no, when there is old enough to know what
Speaker 1: the hell that want? Being single for the first time
Speaker 1: in my adult life, I recently was hit on by
Speaker 1: a twenty five year old and somehow I say Sandra
Speaker 1: Bullock and that he responded, I think I've heard of her,
Speaker 1: WHOA well, you know what if that doesn't make you
Speaker 1: realize all of this is bullshit, because what don't we
Speaker 1: all anyone who's aspiring to fame, don't we want Sandra
Speaker 1: Bullocks level of fame. You're gonna be forgotten no matter
Speaker 1: who you are, people are gonna it doesn't matter. Here
Speaker 1: was the story. So this is about our sweet Brian Sofie. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this young man had gotten a tattoo. He was like,
Speaker 1: he had gotten an ill advised tattoo in his teenage
Speaker 1: years that was a Chinese character and it ended up
Speaker 1: not being what he thought it was. Turns out, our
Speaker 1: sweet Brian Sofie of this podcast of Attitudes of Groceries,
Speaker 1: we love rid Toffee. I learned in Rhode Island when
Speaker 1: I was traveling with him. He has a tattoo that
Speaker 1: he got he thought when he was in college. He
Speaker 1: thought it was an Asian tattoo that said hero, and
Speaker 1: then he later on found him that said Hope floats,
Speaker 1: which is like the Harry. Oh my god, Yes, he's
Speaker 1: got an Asian Wope floats. That the Chinese symbol for hope.
Speaker 1: I think it's better. I'm gonna say, I think that's
Speaker 1: better than Hero. Was like, so that I was telling
Speaker 1: this kid. I was telling this kid about the Hope
Speaker 1: Floats tattoo. Not only had he not heard of Hope Floats.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I wish I understand. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: but like it was like, hey, Sandra bull like and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, I think I per And that's when
Speaker 1: I thought, I can't. I can't do that. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing this, which he has a Hope Floats this tattoo,
Speaker 1: and he had never had someone say there's a moon
Speaker 1: that was Brian that you're doing the story of. Because
Speaker 1: the kid also had one that he was different than
Speaker 1: what he thought. They both had symbols that were not
Speaker 1: what they thought was your new boyfriend's tattoo. I can't even.
Speaker 1: I was so once I heard. Once I heard that
Speaker 1: he thought he'd heard of Sandra Bullock, I just blacked out.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to say faith, but it's it really
Speaker 1: meant fifty first dates and Paul Blart mal oh my
Speaker 1: god symbol for mall secure and what's his name? Kevin James? Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we are here, we are Noah Abigail and um,
Speaker 1: they're like, how are you feeling? He's like, well, my
Speaker 1: guard's been up. I just felt like I wasn't getting
Speaker 1: much in return. She's think, I will work on communication.
Speaker 1: I want to try to do better. Do you want
Speaker 1: to be the power couple of the beach again, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's be beach Royalty. And then they like actually had
Speaker 1: a pretty good kiss. Jerry, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: Abigail and Noah? How are you feeling about that kiss?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about all of his jewelry? They
Speaker 1: just seem I hate the jewelry they see Abigail solve Noah.
Speaker 1: I don't get him completely. He's a nurse, right, and
Speaker 1: he's very religious, correct, very religious. I would have thought
Speaker 1: more guys would have gone for Abigail because she's such
Speaker 1: a CUTEI pie, I thought she would Jerry, would you
Speaker 1: have made a move on Abigail? She's gorgeous, she's cool,
Speaker 1: she's sweet. But the thing she does wrong, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: is she her guard is far too high for Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise. In my opinion, she's there's no spark there,
Speaker 1: and I think she's a little guarded. And it's like, no,
Speaker 1: this isn't bachelor or bachelorette, this is Paradise, Like you
Speaker 1: need to go hard to the yard. You need to
Speaker 1: go all in. You need to start making out like
Speaker 1: horny musical sorny musical chairs. You need to start getting
Speaker 1: horny like really quick. You gotta get you gotta get
Speaker 1: that hot to prny musical chairs, Nigga Glazier, How are
Speaker 1: you feeling about this duo? Man? I was kind of
Speaker 1: like always on my phone when they were on the
Speaker 1: screen because it's their just bore me and it's too safe.
Speaker 1: And I think that's her problem is it just is
Speaker 1: too easy to save all those things, which indicates probably
Speaker 1: a good relationship. Right. But um with Noah w w
Speaker 1: j D, what would jewelry do? He? Um, it makes sense,
Speaker 1: he's religious, makes sense, he's a nurse. He to me
Speaker 1: just seems like a child. He did even on UM
Speaker 1: I guess claritatious season whatever when he was originally on.
Speaker 1: He just seems like a little lost boy. And UM,
Speaker 1: I don't take him seriously. It's just when I see
Speaker 1: guys like that on the show, I just I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I just I'm out. I don't care
Speaker 1: what happens with you, Abigail, you should probably run. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna be together forever. He's just
Speaker 1: there's there's so much immaturity on the show, especially from
Speaker 1: the men, and it really, um, I'm projecting a lot
Speaker 1: from my past experiences, but he just seems to be
Speaker 1: um just not emotionally, uh like equipped enough to handle anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I just don't care about him.
Speaker 1: Is that an answer? That's fine? I would say, I
Speaker 1: am not He's no, he's not my boyfriend Kenny, and
Speaker 1: he's not my other boyfriend grocery store job um or
Speaker 1: my former boyfriend who's now super villain Brendan. But I
Speaker 1: could have been tricked into making out with I could
Speaker 1: have been tricked into making out with Noah, like what,
Speaker 1: he's so cute and and then I would have regretted it.
Speaker 1: I would have kissed him and been bored by it
Speaker 1: and then avoided him at the breakfast bar, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I would have been like sucked in
Speaker 1: and been like he's so cute and made out with him,
Speaker 1: and then like never wanted to kiss And he's the
Speaker 1: kind of guy that doesn't know how to play cool.
Speaker 1: So after you made out the next day at the
Speaker 1: breakfast war, he would have been staring at you too much,
Speaker 1: and you would have felt it and you would have
Speaker 1: been like played a little bit cool dude, and he
Speaker 1: just like makes puppy dog eys. Boys don't like that.
Speaker 1: They want they want what they can't have to. And
Speaker 1: I think that's what Abigail's kind of like pushing against is,
Speaker 1: like you're too easy? Would you get Katie Tanna? Would
Speaker 1: you guys have made out with Noah and then ghosted
Speaker 1: him at the breakfast bar? There's a lot of heat
Speaker 1: on the jewelry, but I'm Persian, so I'm loving it
Speaker 1: little more. Gold Down Baby, I'll marry you in a second, yes, Tata, Okay?
Speaker 1: So Katie, would you make out with him and then
Speaker 1: goes to him at the breakfast bar? Um? I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like there's some some part of me that's attracted to him,
Speaker 1: but I can't tell you why. But then there's another
Speaker 1: part of me that just doesn't trust him at all.
Speaker 1: I'm very inflicted on Noah. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: feel about him, because like he hasn't really done anything
Speaker 1: terrible to make me dislike him, but there's just something
Speaker 1: about him that I can I wouldn't make out with
Speaker 1: him I don't want to go to the boom boom
Speaker 1: room with him. Speaking of the boom boom room, anybody
Speaker 1: wouldn't know what he was doing in there at all. No,
Speaker 1: my number So now my new surprise number one is Kenny.
Speaker 1: And here we are Marie the maniac that is Mari,
Speaker 1: who needs to read Nikki's books, really not played it cool.
Speaker 1: Every aspect of Mari. Mari is the beautiful lady Marie Marie.
Speaker 1: She just Kenny wells all in him, Mari. Kenny came here.
Speaker 1: Kenny did not want the situation. He's forty, he's a professional,
Speaker 1: forty year old. He knew, like you get all in
Speaker 1: grass is not always green nerve. That's what you learned
Speaker 1: when you're a boyband cover band manager named Kenny with
Speaker 1: a a tattoo like Ben Affleck's back to divorce back tattoo.
Speaker 1: But he's got it all like all over his front.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. So Maury's upset and she's like, she's like,
Speaker 1: I hope Tia and Kenny don't hit it off. It's like,
Speaker 1: well they're making out at nude volleyball right now. She's like,
Speaker 1: I feel have feelings for him. I miss him, so
Speaker 1: then they walk him, Maury grabs grabs him. Uh meanwhile insane.
Speaker 1: Demi is like furious, She's pissed. Maury's like, I still
Speaker 1: really like you. It's hard for me. I have feelings
Speaker 1: for you. I hate what happened. Demi is like fucking enraged,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I feel so much flipping. I just
Speaker 1: feel like. So Kenny's talking to Maury, He's like, you're
Speaker 1: going from one extreme to the next. He basically to
Speaker 1: each woman, he goes, you know what, let's talk tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Let's talk tomorrow. And then Demi goes now, he's like
Speaker 1: right now, and he's like, yeah, I want to go
Speaker 1: to the bummer right now. And he's like I don't
Speaker 1: want to go to sleep. And then he's She's like,
Speaker 1: fuck yo, fuck yo. Fuck I am Demi. I was
Speaker 1: the coolest girl on the beach last year. I fucked
Speaker 1: over Derek. I got engaged to a woman, fuck yo,
Speaker 1: and like and then um, She's like, I think Mari sucks.
Speaker 1: I think she's mean, I think she's a bratt, I
Speaker 1: think she's entitled, and I don't like her. How do
Speaker 1: you feel about Tia? Did you have fun? And so
Speaker 1: basically each person He's like, let's talk tomorrow. Let's talk tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with Nicki, Nicki, I love Kenny, talk
Speaker 1: to me. I. Um. The issue is is so I'm
Speaker 1: like learning some of this for the first time. I
Speaker 1: don't know where I was during this episode, waves A
Speaker 1: why dot? What's Marie's deal with him? Has she flipped
Speaker 1: on him? Marie and Kenny were a couple and then
Speaker 1: she goes and then somebody walked in and she wanted
Speaker 1: to be able to go out with him, and she
Speaker 1: didn't feel like she could. So then she was like,
Speaker 1: I wanted it was chasing Chris showed up, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: She's like, I want to be able to go out
Speaker 1: with other people. He's like, so wait, so well, that
Speaker 1: means you don't want to be with The grass is
Speaker 1: not always green. So she basically Kenny was all in
Speaker 1: on her and they were a couple, and she like
Speaker 1: broke up with him and then like back pedaled when
Speaker 1: Chason didn't pick her. Jerry, would you guys brush her off?
Speaker 1: If you were Kenny, how would you handle this? Who
Speaker 1: would get your final Roasteth Kenny or Mari? Well, Kenny,
Speaker 1: Kenny's playing it the exact right way. He's not over
Speaker 1: promising anyway. I think the guys. Look, I've never seen
Speaker 1: this show before, and the thing that really bothers me
Speaker 1: is the guys that over commit and they overpromised that
Speaker 1: they go, I'm all in on you, and then you
Speaker 1: know someone's going to show up that you like better.
Speaker 1: So just don't do that, like be like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: interested in seeing where this goes. Mari screwed up, like
Speaker 1: she left up hard by going, I want to be open,
Speaker 1: but I didn't expect you to want to be open.
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, yeah, you said that. You told me,
Speaker 1: you told Demi that you wanted to date other people,
Speaker 1: so now I'm dating Demi and Demi knows exactly how
Speaker 1: this game is played. I don't know. He's just doing fine.
Speaker 1: He's doing just fine to me, what do you have
Speaker 1: gone to the boom boom room with DEMI? Don't ask
Speaker 1: me that question, Nikki, sweet sweet nicky Gee. I want
Speaker 1: to please. I want to plead the fifth on this. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I would have a guy saying let's talk in the morning,
Speaker 1: and like not being into like turning you down for
Speaker 1: sex or turning you down to have a conversation is
Speaker 1: the hottest thing you can possibly do is say this
Speaker 1: and I need to go talk think about it and
Speaker 1: like reject you a little bit. I mean, this guy
Speaker 1: has these girls eaten out of the palms. I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking about when they initially went to the boom.
Speaker 1: He's doing it great because a that screws everything up,
Speaker 1: like Nikki saying, if he goes to the boom room room,
Speaker 1: he's less valuable to them, to her, but not only
Speaker 1: to her, to them, to Marie, to Tilla, like he
Speaker 1: has to be he has to be able to say
Speaker 1: that to them. She wanted me to go to the
Speaker 1: boom boom room and I said now, and it's like
Speaker 1: they're like what She also, he also seems afraid of Demi.
Speaker 1: He should be. He should be. Yeah, I mean when
Speaker 1: he said the piece of the phrase, DEMI wants to
Speaker 1: wear my head, cut my hat off and where my
Speaker 1: face is a mask not a good sign. That's not
Speaker 1: that's not the it's good for peptides though, like she
Speaker 1: might that might be her skin regimen four year old
Speaker 1: men's faces as their mass. It's better than a vitamin
Speaker 1: C serum. I gotta tell you, I feel like Kenny
Speaker 1: believe it or not. It's very evolved and like very
Speaker 1: upfront and a good guy and very articulate, Katie, I
Speaker 1: see you drinking it in his free floating feelings around
Speaker 1: Kenny the boy band cover band four year old manager.
Speaker 1: I think he's the most mature guy there. I really
Speaker 1: love him. I love him, I mean maybe, I mean
Speaker 1: I think, I mean, I get that he slept with
Speaker 1: DEMI like, I understand whatever, why not? But who cares?
Speaker 1: But like, I mean, Mari was an idiot for doing that,
Speaker 1: especially before Chason even asked her, Like what was that?
Speaker 1: I play it out, see what see what happens. But um, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been handling it well. And he's also been honest
Speaker 1: with everyone and very direct and he explains things like
Speaker 1: very clearly, and I just I really respect that about him.
Speaker 1: He's putting it all out there physically and like he
Speaker 1: came in naked and his like his emotions are naked too. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's he says, DEMI works, DEMI possibly wants to cut
Speaker 1: my throat and where my head is a mask? Incredible quote.
Speaker 1: Incredible quote. Meanwhile, Thomas was juggling for Ken doll Um.
Speaker 1: Any final thoughts on Kenny Tanna talked to. I just
Speaker 1: want to say I thought it was the most relatable
Speaker 1: thing where he's like, I think I need to just
Speaker 1: go to bed. But we we learned from Lance mass
Speaker 1: the reason that they're not at the Rose ceremony, guys,
Speaker 1: is because the Rose ceremonies are often at five or
Speaker 1: six in the morning. They have them all night. So
Speaker 1: that's why David Spade and Lance peel out and a
Speaker 1: free night. Yeah, get some get some rest. Here we go.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a quick break and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into the most exciting storyline that's ever
Speaker 1: been on television. Batchel Villain and Money the Grandfollowers. We're back,
Speaker 1: all right, here we are. We finally made it. This
Speaker 1: is what had everybody across the world screaming at their
Speaker 1: television's last night. Here we go, buckling. Natasha and Brendan
Speaker 1: finally kissed last week. So they've been hanging out for
Speaker 1: weeks and not kissed. Like what love Natasha. She's adorable,
Speaker 1: she's a babe, she's a sweetie pie. I always enjoyed Brendan,
Speaker 1: but I did not like the rumors of the Piper,
Speaker 1: and I didn't understand why he wasn't kissing her. Um.
Speaker 1: So then he's talking about how all these dudes are
Speaker 1: not locked in, they're all lame, They're all like they stay.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, well, are you would you do that?
Speaker 1: Would you go out with somebody? He was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I would never do that. I'd be awful at it.
Speaker 1: I'm not a good liar. Incomes Piper from Matt season. Um,
Speaker 1: she's here to see Brendan. She does a fingers cross
Speaker 1: thing and she just makes a beeline right in there
Speaker 1: for Brendan. Natasha is stoic. She's um he and we
Speaker 1: see clips of him saying to Natasha from the past,
Speaker 1: I've had deeper conversations with you. Then with Piper like
Speaker 1: a full piece of ship, he was a full piece
Speaker 1: of ship. So then she he and we also see
Speaker 1: him say I would never go on a date if
Speaker 1: somebody asked me to go on a date. We saw
Speaker 1: them moments before this. She walks in and immediately goes, um, Brendon,
Speaker 1: but you go on a date with me? Yes. So
Speaker 1: then it's pouring rain and um. He pulls Natasha aside
Speaker 1: and he's like, look, I don't know, it's a coincidence.
Speaker 1: We're both here. You know, it's that word. It's a coincidence.
Speaker 1: I won't to explore like you know, and she's like, well,
Speaker 1: why would you come here if you were already seeing
Speaker 1: each other? Like it's just an opportunity of deeper conversations
Speaker 1: like I've had with you does to see what we have.
Speaker 1: I need to explore this. It's a coincidence. So then
Speaker 1: basically we watch it actually shows that Greg is a
Speaker 1: better actor than we thought on the last season because
Speaker 1: the worst actor. You see him trying to tell her
Speaker 1: with cameras on Natasha's cry. He's he shows up back
Speaker 1: in his chain and his mock turtleneck, back in his
Speaker 1: official uniforms, sweating, sweating like a Jesus. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know I told her I was hoping to pick
Speaker 1: things up where it was pushed forward. You know, I was.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of girls were interested in talking
Speaker 1: to me. We had fun together, good conversation. Um, he goes,
Speaker 1: girls probably thought that I was waiting for you, but
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not exclusive, nothing promised, and she was like,
Speaker 1: what the funk? You downplayed it like she was an idiot.
Speaker 1: She got all upset. So he basically on camera had
Speaker 1: to go. Look, no, remember it's the deal, just like
Speaker 1: we all agreed upon. I did what I had to
Speaker 1: do to keep you going so we can build what
Speaker 1: we want to build as Yes, she's like, you know, no,
Speaker 1: I I contained it. I contained what had to be done.
Speaker 1: I had to navigate. I couldn't say that I had
Speaker 1: a full girlfriend to go into Paradise. It's not a
Speaker 1: good look. I had to navigate this in a way
Speaker 1: that I would allow myself to be here while you're here.
Speaker 1: She says, thanks for playing the game. Um, he said,
Speaker 1: I'm sad that you thought I was. Didn't mean it.
Speaker 1: You know how I feel about you. You trust what
Speaker 1: we had prior to this. We have to have each
Speaker 1: other's backs. We can get through this and utilize this
Speaker 1: time here to get what Paradise will promote for us together.
Speaker 1: And then and then she says, he is my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: We were dating and and basically and they just are
Speaker 1: like making out there on the daybed. His like, Mike
Speaker 1: is on there in a full relationship. He goes, he's
Speaker 1: route in Natasha. He's like and he's saying to her, look,
Speaker 1: nobody wanted her, nobody wanted her. I took the grenade.
Speaker 1: I took the grenade. It's not like she was beating
Speaker 1: him off of the stick. He's like, I'm so annoyed
Speaker 1: by her. They were a couple. She felt like a casualty.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, so you're just here so
Speaker 1: you can be on TV. He called it a friendship,
Speaker 1: a major distraction. And he said that you have selective hearing.
Speaker 1: And then she said, are you here just because of
Speaker 1: the TV show? Uh? And uh we find out she
Speaker 1: came up to Boston. She's a liar and uh. And
Speaker 1: he goes, if any guy had any desire to talk
Speaker 1: to you, they would have. I don't think I held
Speaker 1: you back and um, and then we see her. Then
Speaker 1: we see Piper saying I'm up to seventy eight thousand followers.
Speaker 1: And he's like, good, good, good. You were mentioned on
Speaker 1: us weekly. That's good. And then your names amount that'll
Speaker 1: get you more followers. Anyone that follows them, un followed them, please.
Speaker 1: I know I wanted to go follow then unfollow to wait,
Speaker 1: I am following Brendon. Let me unfollow him right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm follow them. If you're firing fuck them, you're getting
Speaker 1: see the fuck them. They were such pieces of ship.
Speaker 1: He was so rude to her. They were so obvious
Speaker 1: about it. The cameras are on, he's tapping his microphone.
Speaker 1: This was such cruelty. It was so deliberate. They're so
Speaker 1: clearly there just to get all the I hope they
Speaker 1: get kicked off next week. I hated this. They're they're
Speaker 1: cruelty and they're obvious. I hope it bites them back
Speaker 1: and they get kicked off. We've okay, who wants to
Speaker 1: go first? I just have a question. This is what
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask at the beginning when you asked
Speaker 1: Nikki Sweet Nikki Gee about you know, like the producers knowing,
Speaker 1: and she said something to the effect of, you know,
Speaker 1: the producers know and orchestrate a lot. And I've never
Speaker 1: seen Bachelor in Paradise And I was like, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is villainous on a on a new level that I've
Speaker 1: never seen. Oh yeah, we've never had We've never had
Speaker 1: a nice guy like but never the producers orchestrated this. Then,
Speaker 1: is this not like who's yeah, they're everyone. So if
Speaker 1: we hate Piper and Brendan, is that not character assassination
Speaker 1: by the producers? Did they orchestra they did it. They
Speaker 1: did Katie Katie Levine needs to talk, so the producers
Speaker 1: will ask them coming in, who do you want to meet?
Speaker 1: Because we know this because of Justina and Chris. She
Speaker 1: kept saying Chris was on my list. Yes, But but
Speaker 1: they might have lied to the producers. They might have
Speaker 1: just been like, oh, I'm really interested in Piper and
Speaker 1: maybe they even said, oh, we've like talked a little
Speaker 1: bit on on d m s Like who knows. They
Speaker 1: might have downplayed it, but clearly they were, you know,
Speaker 1: scheming together. But the producers might not have known that.
Speaker 1: But what the producers love to do anyways, is like
Speaker 1: what they did with Justina and Chris, they have just
Speaker 1: Senya come on and they're like, oh, we're gonna bring
Speaker 1: this dude on. She hello Lex two weeks later, just
Speaker 1: to see what happens, just to cause drama. The producers
Speaker 1: might not have known the extent that this that this
Speaker 1: was going into, but they did it to create drama definitely.
Speaker 1: And like the Kendall and Joe's situation, they were both
Speaker 1: sign up for the show at the same time. They
Speaker 1: held off Kendall so that Joe would have a relationship.
Speaker 1: They probably knew that based on what Joe likes that Serena,
Speaker 1: that he would find someone in that batch of girls
Speaker 1: and give him enough time to create a relationship. Bring
Speaker 1: in Kendall. I mean, because Kendall just sat way around
Speaker 1: for them to call her to come in. She could
Speaker 1: have been there the first day, but she wasn't so
Speaker 1: that Joe could find someone. And they gave them last week,
Speaker 1: that extra day at the wrestling match to really lock
Speaker 1: it in before the week, but they knew they waited
Speaker 1: till it was really locked. They held her till it
Speaker 1: was the deal was sealed. I see Katie wanting to
Speaker 1: get in again, and then we'll go to Tanna. Okay, Tanna.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, amazing television. I'm sorry it
Speaker 1: was really dark, but wow, I was incredible and was like,
Speaker 1: I am a meme right now. I am enjoying this
Speaker 1: so much. This is amazing. I am shocked every three seconds.
Speaker 1: Brendan Piper, Holy sh it, what are you guys doing.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I'm gonna just say I also loved it.
Speaker 1: And I want to say I loved my Brendan. I
Speaker 1: loved my Brendan. I've texted to Nikki about Brendan. I
Speaker 1: love my Massachusetts accent. He seemed sweet. I loved his
Speaker 1: delicate nature. I loved how much he loved his niece
Speaker 1: and nephew. I loved hit the fact that he was
Speaker 1: a roofer and he's such a fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 1: It's a sociopath. He's like such garbage. We've never had
Speaker 1: such a sweetie pie like Greg. I didn't trust Greg
Speaker 1: from the moment he showed up with that noodle necklace.
Speaker 1: I knew Greg was a little pieces. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I love that moment. I love that moment that Brendan
Speaker 1: was talking to Natasha and he's like, you know, we've
Speaker 1: had their We've had our silly moments down on the
Speaker 1: beach or goof arounds, and I'm like this, this guy's
Speaker 1: never been silly in his life. This is the most unsilly,
Speaker 1: ungoofy person I've ever met. What the hell are you
Speaker 1: talking about? He fooled all. I felt like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can still get played like no, and I get Nikki,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sound so not like it took me a
Speaker 1: second when I started watching. I'm so enjoying and everybody
Speaker 1: needs to watch, and then you need to listen along
Speaker 1: on page on which I was like, I didn't understand
Speaker 1: the difference between a player and an F boy, right,
Speaker 1: But it feels like Brendan is the definition of an
Speaker 1: F boy because they trick you, right, But yes, it's
Speaker 1: the deceit. You know, a guy can be a nice
Speaker 1: guy if he likes sleeping with a lot of women,
Speaker 1: if he's just honest that he doesn't want a relationship
Speaker 1: and that he doesn't trick women into thinking there's something
Speaker 1: more that John Mayer, like a John Mayor or like
Speaker 1: like that guy, someone who is openly like non monogamous
Speaker 1: and doesn't try to get women into bed by promising
Speaker 1: things that they can't. You know that the woman they
Speaker 1: know the woman once, right, So Brendan Brendan is a
Speaker 1: classic F boy that no one really saw coming. But
Speaker 1: and I didn't see coming either. What I didn't like
Speaker 1: about him at the point that we were texting where
Speaker 1: you were like, I'm I think he's the he's cute
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I was like, of course, Like that's
Speaker 1: why I follow him. He's so I followed him on
Speaker 1: Tatious season, like that guy's hot. Maybe he'll see me
Speaker 1: follow him. I got a blue checkmark. Maybe something'll strike
Speaker 1: up here. Um. And but then there's the way he
Speaker 1: handled in Natasha thing. I just early on him not
Speaker 1: touching her him. I just knew that there was something
Speaker 1: shady going on there, that he was placating and just
Speaker 1: having a placeholder. And I could tell that he thinks
Speaker 1: he's hot, ship he would not if he's not getting
Speaker 1: the girl that he wants, Like, he just didn't seem
Speaker 1: so into her, so he wouldn't even have her around.
Speaker 1: This guy only wants to be the best and knows
Speaker 1: how hot he is. He's a model, and so it
Speaker 1: just felt fake to me. And this guy tells even
Speaker 1: when he was with Piper on the date, and she
Speaker 1: kind of goes, wait a second, you're saying that there
Speaker 1: was a miscommunication of She's kind of being like, aren't
Speaker 1: we together? And he's like, you know, he's still playing
Speaker 1: the game. I even think in that moment he was
Speaker 1: giving her what she wanted. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: I think he's playing Piper too, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: and everyone's gonna get hurt. And the thing overhearing them
Speaker 1: talking about followers was so disgusting, and she was so embarrassed,
Speaker 1: even though let me just say blanket statement. As much
Speaker 1: as he has lied, the honesty about wanting to be
Speaker 1: on the show to gain followers from those two is
Speaker 1: probably the most honest thing there. Because you are not
Speaker 1: going on Bachelor Baradise to find love that there's many
Speaker 1: other ways. Stop it. You're going on this show because
Speaker 1: you want followers and you want to be on TV.
Speaker 1: Or you're like grocery store Joe and you and have
Speaker 1: like a really direction in life and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this thing's fun. Okay, That's that's what I was saying
Speaker 1: earlier of like to actually have Instagram the the you know,
Speaker 1: the elephant in the room being acknowledged as a character
Speaker 1: on the show. It's like New York City and Sex
Speaker 1: in the City. Yeah, thank you, It's exactly it. To
Speaker 1: have it be called out, it's so meta. It's so
Speaker 1: eating its own tail, Like there was something so seeing
Speaker 1: the man behind It's like in the Hills at the
Speaker 1: end when the final episode where they saw that the
Speaker 1: camera crew in the sets of like they've been playing
Speaker 1: like just to see them acknowledge it in the game
Speaker 1: of It, Katie Levine, I know you're dying to get
Speaker 1: in there. I need to give you room to speak,
Speaker 1: take it away, Katie Levine. So I rewatched it this morning,
Speaker 1: and it was so much worse, like the second time around,
Speaker 1: seeing him like talking to Natasha earlier in the day
Speaker 1: and he is like you can tell Nikki like he
Speaker 1: is playing her because he's not being real, like he's
Speaker 1: being very standoffish, like they're not touching. It's weird, but
Speaker 1: like the whole I mean, it's just it's disgusting, and
Speaker 1: him touching the mic trying to like scratch match the
Speaker 1: mics that you can't hear. And the one time they
Speaker 1: clearly had a boom somewhere or hanging Mike somewhere because
Speaker 1: like Mike wasn't even on, but he like thought it
Speaker 1: wasn't like I think they and then him just being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've dug myself to the whole fuck it, like he
Speaker 1: just didn't care, but like it was just bad guy.
Speaker 1: It's just so weird because it was like it's not
Speaker 1: a good guy. No, he was to get away with it.
Speaker 1: But then he also at one point was like I've
Speaker 1: dug myself deep enough, and they're just like we'll just
Speaker 1: be hated together. That's right. But that's my question is
Speaker 1: what are the consequences to this? Are there any This
Speaker 1: hasn't happened yet. You lose a follower, they lost lost,
Speaker 1: He lost like fifty thousand followers just last night. She
Speaker 1: and I'm going to look up the down she went down,
Speaker 1: I mean, and then Natasha. As of last night they lost,
Speaker 1: she had gained seventy five thousand followers. I'll look it up.
Speaker 1: I'll look it up to follow Natasha. I really hope
Speaker 1: they get Natasha. I'm sorry, I was sinking. Piper okay good,
Speaker 1: unfollowed Piper, unfollowed, unfollowed Brendan and then follow um follow Natasha.
Speaker 1: You have to remember that when he showed up on
Speaker 1: the island, he was America's most wanted. Every girl was like,
Speaker 1: your eyes, you're gorgeous, Like, there's no way this dude
Speaker 1: did not know. He told her. He said to her,
Speaker 1: they all wanted me, he said it, And I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: But through this process he has turned into like faces
Speaker 1: of math in terms of his like he keeps getting
Speaker 1: thinner and like more like beef up, Like he's getting
Speaker 1: grosser looking because his inner like cd F point is
Speaker 1: is coming out. He doesn't look that like a sick.
Speaker 1: Give me Kenny or give me death can Okay? I
Speaker 1: was just really quickly gonna say. He posted a photo
Speaker 1: of himself and the caption is here for the wrong reasons,
Speaker 1: and he posted it. He's trying to he's trying to
Speaker 1: lean into it and be funny. You're not funny, bro.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I hated him. I'm here's here's the
Speaker 1: thing you fell for Arden. This is the red flag
Speaker 1: that I had with him at the beginning. Whenever a
Speaker 1: dude is just just speaks in vagaries and it's noncommittal
Speaker 1: and doesn't really say anything and just seems kind of emotionless.
Speaker 1: You're projecting whatever you want onto this blank canvas. And
Speaker 1: now you see the real him when him and Natasha
Speaker 1: are sitting there and she's calling she's caught him in
Speaker 1: the lie, like you're a liar, and he goes, I
Speaker 1: thought we had something. She's like, no, it was fucked,
Speaker 1: and he's like, okay, fine, it's fucked. Like that's the
Speaker 1: real hints like I don't care about but I don't
Speaker 1: care about women, when basically what he's all about sucked.
Speaker 1: When he went back and he said, I was so
Speaker 1: annoyed by just his cruelty of saying, it's not like
Speaker 1: guys were coming after you. Oh. I felt so bad
Speaker 1: for Annatasha watching that with America as she happened to
Speaker 1: be at home watching here's the thing for the women
Speaker 1: of America. Let me just tell you something. It is
Speaker 1: very scary and hard to be open and honest from
Speaker 1: a man's perspective. If you have a man that has
Speaker 1: the bravery to do it with you, that's a that
Speaker 1: is so that is a rarity like Kenny and Joe,
Speaker 1: these guys that are speaking openly and honestly. But this
Speaker 1: is these guys that are just like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: They're cowards. And that's the problem is they don't respect you.
Speaker 1: They don't respect you enough to be brave for you.
Speaker 1: They're just cowards and they're trying just want to give
Speaker 1: the girl. These guys you see it. I've seen it
Speaker 1: in my own relationships with men, and I don't even
Speaker 1: like they just give you what you want. And I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I can only see this because I do it myself.
Speaker 1: I want. I'm such a people pleaser and I desire
Speaker 1: everyone to like me because I have low self esteem
Speaker 1: that sometimes when I'm infirm someone I just want to
Speaker 1: give them what they want, you know, like what they
Speaker 1: want me to be. I just want to be that
Speaker 1: and like make the situation calm down, like make them
Speaker 1: like me and feel like, oh, and then I relax.
Speaker 1: You can see Brendan when he's being confronted by Natasha
Speaker 1: before he goes on the date with Piper, when they
Speaker 1: have that talk. When he's about to go, there's an
Speaker 1: angst in him, and then he pacifies her with a
Speaker 1: bunch of lies that he himself maybe believes honestly, like
Speaker 1: I have a good connection with you, all the stuff,
Speaker 1: and then you see him just calm down, like I'm okay,
Speaker 1: and then he goes on the date. Then Piper has
Speaker 1: wait a second, you said this, and he starts to
Speaker 1: get nervous again, and then he tells her no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you whatever you want to know,
Speaker 1: and then it calms down and he can breathe. And
Speaker 1: the thing about Natasha is like, I hope that she
Speaker 1: learned from this, and I learned from this watching this
Speaker 1: that when you're not getting what you need in relationship,
Speaker 1: he's not touching you, he's not like there's a reason
Speaker 1: for that, and it's like, if it's difficult, he's not
Speaker 1: into you and you need If Natasha would have been like,
Speaker 1: no this, I'm not feeling this by instead of sticking
Speaker 1: around and waiting for the crumbs, it would have maybe
Speaker 1: even made him pursue her in a way that would
Speaker 1: have thwarted the Piper hope flow floats just central bolic.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Katie. Katie and Tanna talked to us.
Speaker 1: We quickly want to say, I don't trust Piper in
Speaker 1: this either, because she also twenty three hours ago posted
Speaker 1: a selfie and the caption is all's fair in love
Speaker 1: and war with her? What a crown, I'm going to
Speaker 1: what a clown from day one, I think they are
Speaker 1: in it to win it. I hope they cut them next.
Speaker 1: I hope that they kick them off they want to.
Speaker 1: And then Brendan Okay, So, according to the most recent
Speaker 1: data three hours ago, Brendan lost thirty seven point six
Speaker 1: thousand followers. I lost like five thousand, and then Tasha
Speaker 1: gained a hundred and five thousand. Natasha Parker, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: follow her right now, all right? Is there anything that
Speaker 1: we want to say before we come back and do
Speaker 1: Twitter to weeks there's anything about anybody. Uh, we haven't
Speaker 1: seen much from Becca from the Bachelorette coming back in
Speaker 1: coming in hot, big strong entrance. I'm hoping she has
Speaker 1: sort of like a a big storyline coming. It seems
Speaker 1: like she has unfortunately goes on dates with like Aaron
Speaker 1: and Thomas, which makes me think the broken picker is
Speaker 1: hers that she ended up with Garrett. Like, it's not
Speaker 1: that she might have a bad taste. Who. Here's a
Speaker 1: question that we didn't really touch on. Who do you
Speaker 1: think in the big triangle, who do you think Kenny
Speaker 1: picks Mari, Demi or Tilla. It looks coming up like
Speaker 1: she's kissing Mari. I hope he picks Tia. I would
Speaker 1: pick Tia. Interesting. I think he's gonna go Mari her
Speaker 1: honey pot. Have you um, Natasha Parker her China Potasha Parker?
Speaker 1: Is this her? Yes? I'm following right now. Okay, great?
Speaker 1: I just that is just that that and then I
Speaker 1: got eight thousand more And like since I like said
Speaker 1: that to you, like it went from seventy seventy. It's
Speaker 1: just like, you know what, we all are susceptible to
Speaker 1: Instagram and the likes and the numbers and stuff. Don't
Speaker 1: ever say it out loud, don't say don't make sure
Speaker 1: there's no microphones at Mike going going, Okay, so when
Speaker 1: you were mentioned in US Weekly, that was cool, and
Speaker 1: then you've been mentioned a lot here, so you've your
Speaker 1: name that they'll definitely get followers because people your name is.
Speaker 1: I've scratched a mic before when I'm miked up, but
Speaker 1: it's because I'm farting. Yeah, Like, it's not because i'm
Speaker 1: it's it's because i'm you know, having to do to
Speaker 1: clear something out. And also this was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt the same excitement as watching
Speaker 1: the Jinks, you know when they catch bathroom Like it
Speaker 1: was my Jinks energy, like like revealing a true nature
Speaker 1: of someone that you suspect. It was so good, kill
Speaker 1: them all good. And these producers set them literally were like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, so you you're hoping to see Piper,
Speaker 1: who you've casually met then, because it felt like they
Speaker 1: truly didn't know they were like because I think they
Speaker 1: thought they were Mike, but I think they thought the
Speaker 1: producers were on their side and helping them because I
Speaker 1: think that one shot where saying like who else would
Speaker 1: have picked her. He's clearly talking to a producer because
Speaker 1: they're not showing the other side. They thought the producers
Speaker 1: were helping them and have their back. Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: no one on these shows ever feels like the producers
Speaker 1: are against them, truly, and that's you know, so that
Speaker 1: you know producers are working for these people, and you
Speaker 1: you want them, even when they're the enemy, to have
Speaker 1: one person that they can talk to and be like,
Speaker 1: I'm right right, and otherwise they're going to leave the show.
Speaker 1: They need someone who's like on their team, and so
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. They they they felt like the produce
Speaker 1: were on their side, and don't ever become friends with
Speaker 1: a producer, like, don't don't think that they're your friends.
Speaker 1: And I'm a producer too, so but I promise you
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on Fboy Island. I'm there for the right reasons.
Speaker 1: And I even told them I go the producers before
Speaker 1: we got started on the show. They hired me and
Speaker 1: I go on to zoom with the producers and I
Speaker 1: go by the way, I don't lie, like in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm just like that's just a thing that I try
Speaker 1: not to do ever, Like I'll never consciously lie if
Speaker 1: I can help it. And they were just like I
Speaker 1: thought the zoom. I thought they were all on mute
Speaker 1: because they were just how to handle this. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's not and the thing is like, there's not. Well
Speaker 1: I really do believe now that it's not about lying
Speaker 1: as much. It is like we their job. They're they're
Speaker 1: hired to make the best show possible, and I mean
Speaker 1: I loved it. They produced the funk out of this episode.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, on a five star Yelp review, I
Speaker 1: give this seven and a half star. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I get out, like, I mean, what an episode. This
Speaker 1: season is great? And that's when Nikki, when you texted
Speaker 1: me like like I knew that you had some watching
Speaker 1: to do, and I knew that I was sending you
Speaker 1: down such fun like so yeah, we got there. It
Speaker 1: was a long trek to some really good stuff. But
Speaker 1: now with the Kendall and Joe thing, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: so sad to watch. Kendall witnessed this as someone who
Speaker 1: has like been the X being like, let's get back together,
Speaker 1: and they moved on to some hot new plus old.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be banging Kenny tomorrow night. Kendall looks great
Speaker 1: side not Oh my god, if I was kinda liked
Speaker 1: be like, could you have sent my twin and just
Speaker 1: said it was me? This is too painful. She's so hot.
Speaker 1: She looked so hot. That's what she just had the twin. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and when to come
Speaker 1: back with two to the week. I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but things again so hot. I think I gotta take
Speaker 1: break adding her back. Okay, you guys, first of all,
Speaker 1: we're hon to get to two thousand. We're still at
Speaker 1: one point five. So if you if you haven't liked us,
Speaker 1: or if you want to try to like us again,
Speaker 1: go for it on apple Um. But we've gotten so
Speaker 1: many good new reviews and we really appreciate it. Here's
Speaker 1: a fun one five stars from clearly the best. How
Speaker 1: did I miss the episode with Jim Jeffries art and
Speaker 1: is so funny and her laugh is contagious. I find
Speaker 1: myself constantly updating my podcast list hoping her next episode
Speaker 1: will load Somehow I missed the episode with Jim Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: so I got a third episode this week. I have
Speaker 1: never left harder through the entire episode, which is saying
Speaker 1: a lot because I'm in tears every episode. I hope
Speaker 1: you have him back to review a Paradise episode. Thank
Speaker 1: you for the show and sharing your hilarious perspective with us. Okay, so, Claire,
Speaker 1: we're hoping to have him on. We were supposed to
Speaker 1: have him on um a couple of weeks ago by
Speaker 1: his wife gave birth to a baby on that like
Speaker 1: the day before he was the baby was a little early,
Speaker 1: and his wife gave birth to the baby a little early.
Speaker 1: So I was actually thinking of I don't want to
Speaker 1: be the full creacause I really want to have them on,
Speaker 1: but UM, so I might check in because I know
Speaker 1: his wife loves Paradise. He was fighting it. He was
Speaker 1: gonna do it to be on this, So I might
Speaker 1: check in in like a week and see if he
Speaker 1: like he's watching, and see if we can get him on,
Speaker 1: because if not, I'll stuck him back in from the
Speaker 1: Michell's season because we know he's not going to miss that.
Speaker 1: He kills me. Wait, Katie, I know that there was
Speaker 1: something that you wanted to promote before we do our emails.
Speaker 1: There is there is something I want to promote. My
Speaker 1: friend Chelsea, who listens to this podcast, and comes over
Speaker 1: and watches uh Bachelor and Bedroom Paradise with me. She
Speaker 1: made an award winning music documentary called Bleeding Audio and
Speaker 1: they have a few in person screenings coming up. The
Speaker 1: film follows the career of the punk band The Matches
Speaker 1: and just talks about the music industry in general how
Speaker 1: it's been impacted by the digital era. It's like a
Speaker 1: really really great uplifting documentary um and like people like
Speaker 1: Mark Hoppus, Nick Hexham, Cassidy Poper in it. So they're
Speaker 1: going to be having a screening at the Chinese Theater
Speaker 1: in Hollywood on September eleven. In September, they're going to
Speaker 1: be in Joshua Tree and then October in Minneapolis. You
Speaker 1: can go to Bleeding dash Audio dot com for more
Speaker 1: info on that. That sounds awesome. We also go some
Speaker 1: gray emails. This one is from Natalie mcklly um. The
Speaker 1: subject line is Pandora revelation. Call it a conspiracy theory,
Speaker 1: but it all makes sense, so hear me out. Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise is on ABC. Cheesy Pandora jewelry ad that
Speaker 1: made me not want to enter any Pandora anywhere. Ever.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm Bachelor in Paradise. Disney's in alliance
Speaker 1: with Pandora Jewelry, as they have Pandora listed on their
Speaker 1: website and a store on the grounds of Disney. The
Speaker 1: actual store Ergo cheap looking charm bracelet that probably made
Speaker 1: her wrist turn green and necklace straight from the Pretty
Speaker 1: Pretty Princess Game was an ad for Disney by way
Speaker 1: of Pandora from Jessica Fletcher. Oh sorry, I mean Natalie.
Speaker 1: What do you guys say to that? That is great
Speaker 1: investigative works works over time to connect together. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: Keep conspiracy theories coming at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we are tweet of the week. If you guys
Speaker 1: want to participate, tweet to me and Anna hosny A
Speaker 1: by midnight on the episode Pacific time on the night
Speaker 1: whatever at air. So you know, they're the schedules all
Speaker 1: over the place, so whenever you're watching it by midnight
Speaker 1: Pacific Arta, Marine M y R I and an S
Speaker 1: s n I e H hashtag w y A t R. All. Right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Here's about five tweets. We're gonna narrow
Speaker 1: down to two. Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes next week
Speaker 1: I'm Bachelor in Paradise. Brendan and Piper decide on the
Speaker 1: name of their podcast. That's good, That is good. This
Speaker 1: is from seth Vat at Basebone One. Brendan is speaking
Speaker 1: to Natasha with the cadence of a vampire hypnotist who's
Speaker 1: used to women doing whatever he tells them to do.
Speaker 1: Look into my eyes. I will sleep with you and
Speaker 1: Piper and you will be okay with it? Yes? Okay.
Speaker 1: This is also from seth Vat at Basebone One. Tired
Speaker 1: of buying coach from your average airport jeweler, upgrade to
Speaker 1: first class with the Brendan line of chains from Neil Plane. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: I don't think I get it, oh, Neil Lane got it? Okay.
Speaker 1: This is from air Rex at Erica. I want to
Speaker 1: coin a new term, Willen willing villain, describing Brendan and Piper.
Speaker 1: I just feel like that is they are the willing villain. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we have two more. This is from Melanie b at
Speaker 1: Underscore Not Scary Spice. Brendan's terrible acting proved once and
Speaker 1: for all that Greg really is the Meryl Streep of
Speaker 1: Bachelor Nation. Gas lighters, and she didn't tag us, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with Demi Burnett. Demi from the
Speaker 1: show Brandan got cast for F Boy Island and accidentally
Speaker 1: showed up to the wrong beach, although he never would
Speaker 1: have been cast because I think he lied to produce her.
Speaker 1: So like, F boys actually on our show need to
Speaker 1: say they're F boys to get in, and I think
Speaker 1: Brendan doesn't even realize he's an F boy. Uh it's oh,
Speaker 1: I love yet Okay for the silky Okay, Okay, So
Speaker 1: we're gonna narrow it down to two. I would say
Speaker 1: I like the three that I like. I like the
Speaker 1: name of the podcast, I like the Meryl streep of
Speaker 1: gas lighters, and then I like Demi's Which two do
Speaker 1: you think are the fine? To Nikki Glazer as a
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift fan, I'm gonna have to go I'm like
Speaker 1: a willin enough dump in your I don't know it's
Speaker 1: does a play on Willow like the one because I
Speaker 1: think willing villains are Fillen allowed me to explore that
Speaker 1: subject of like why would someone want to be a villain?
Speaker 1: And I think that's an interesting person. Okay, so willing
Speaker 1: and then what's your second one that you like? Do
Speaker 1: you like, name the podcast or one okay, great, Okay.
Speaker 1: So our final two are Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes.
Speaker 1: Next week I'm Bachelor in Paradise, Brendan and Piper decide
Speaker 1: on the name of their podcast, or um Air Rex
Speaker 1: at Erica. I want to coin a new term, Willain
Speaker 1: Willing villain, describing Brendan and Piper Willen or podcast Nikki
Speaker 1: Glazier as someone who just really was into the idea
Speaker 1: of like, there's so many times there's a villain and
Speaker 1: they're going I'm not though I'm right these people. There's
Speaker 1: a new reality show archetype that is a guy that
Speaker 1: comes in and goes I can't wait to be a villain.
Speaker 1: I'm a bad guy and I want everyone to know it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to capitalize off of it. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: willing because it actually is something not only funny and
Speaker 1: it sounds good and Taylor's with reference, but it's something
Speaker 1: we need to name and we need words. Okay, will
Speaker 1: in a new word, Jerry t I don't let you
Speaker 1: be the final decider. You get don okay, okay, Katie
Speaker 1: Willin or name the podcast. I have to go with podcast.
Speaker 1: It's just so perfect. Okay, I want a name for
Speaker 1: the podcast though, name for the podcast, name for the
Speaker 1: podcast or willing Wow, they go hand in hand. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Willains. I like that, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go podcast, Jerry podcast or Willains. What's your you
Speaker 1: get to pick? I truly like both. The here's the problem, Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. The thing that really made me hate
Speaker 1: them the most is, like you guys said, when they're
Speaker 1: having that like intimate conversation about follower accounts, but then
Speaker 1: they're also getting into the fact that, like, oh man,
Speaker 1: like everybody's gonna hate us like this, they're coming for us,
Speaker 1: and they're joking around about it. They're so gross and
Speaker 1: they're so like they think they're impervious to criticism. They're
Speaker 1: like they know they're gonna be hated, but they think
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny. They should not have a podcast.
Speaker 1: They're Willings. I'm going willing, Yeah, Willings. It is Air. Recca.
Speaker 1: You are the winner of Tweeter the Week at a
Speaker 1: r R. Recca, I want to coin a new term,
Speaker 1: willing willing villain describing Brendan and Piper Nikky g What
Speaker 1: would you like to promote. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Are you still on tour? How's that going? Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: still on tour. Um so many dates. Nicky Glades dot com.
Speaker 1: My daily podcast, The Glazer Podcast is like a daily
Speaker 1: morning radio show with me and my roommate in my apartment.
Speaker 1: You don't need to listen every episode, drop in any day.
Speaker 1: We're always there a lot to talk about mental health, honesty.
Speaker 1: We're very much like um, you know, Kenny and Joe.
Speaker 1: We just like say what it is and it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's funny and uh yeah. The Niki Lays Podcast part
Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio, part of the fam, part of
Speaker 1: the Big Money Players podcast network, and check it out
Speaker 1: any day and John join us when EPs. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're just the best. We fucking love you. It was
Speaker 1: so nic We love you, and I'm so happy for
Speaker 1: you that you moved like that. Were you moved? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I couldn't cut it in l a um
Speaker 1: and I had to move back to St. Louis because
Speaker 1: you know, I was too intimidated and and I just
Speaker 1: didn't have what it takes grocery store where you working at. No,
Speaker 1: you have a good point there to be honest. Garry trainer.
Speaker 1: Would you like to promote Sweet Nothing? Yeah, car on
Speaker 1: Paramount Plus and that's it. I mean, we adjusted doory.
Speaker 1: Can't wait for this kid's game show, whatever it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: I hope it's a reboot of Figure It Out with
Speaker 1: It Jeopardy for kids, um um okay. And then of
Speaker 1: course Anna and I are doing Fboy Island. We might
Speaker 1: have to have Nikki on at the very end to
Speaker 1: really break it down. We are and but so just
Speaker 1: it's on Fboy Island. We're doing it on our Patreon.
Speaker 1: We have two episodes out, so we're about to do
Speaker 1: our third and Easy to catch Up. It's so fun.
Speaker 1: If you love Nicki Glasier, you're gonna love the show
Speaker 1: and you're gonna love our podcast. Uh. And my book
Speaker 1: is out in paperback. I think right now. I think
Speaker 1: it just came out like this. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: sometimes this month. That's coming out in paperback in case
Speaker 1: hardcovers were just too heavy for your arms, and you're like,
Speaker 1: it's got a color I couldn't possibly lifted in a hardcover.
Speaker 1: Your ms have come true and you can get it
Speaker 1: in paperback. Anna, Katie, what would you like to promote
Speaker 1: production charist imagery always makes me laugh. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a shout out Nikki Glazer's podcast you have
Speaker 1: to go listen. Surprisingly, I was also on the original
Speaker 1: production TAM because I heard they're like, you work on this,
Speaker 1: do really Like We're like, yeah, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1: So I was very excited for that show to come
Speaker 1: on and so go listen to that daily. How could
Speaker 1: you go wrong? Guys, you can't go wrong. You can't
Speaker 1: hear it wrong. You can't go wrong. You got all this.
Speaker 1: Watch Boy Island then listen to us. Yes, I'll plug
Speaker 1: Boy Island too. I loved it. Thank you so much, Jerry,
Speaker 1: although sweet nicky gee, I would love to pick your
Speaker 1: brain about the the end. Okay, maybe some other time
Speaker 1: I can put my earphones off in for a second, Jerry.
Speaker 1: Katie Lavine, what would you like to? Uh? What would
Speaker 1: you like to? I am Katie Underscore Money on Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram. And if you live in California, please vote
Speaker 1: in the upcoming recall election. You have to vote by
Speaker 1: September fourt You should have already received your ballot. If
Speaker 1: you did, you can mail it or put it in
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Speaker 1: know if it's all California, but early voting sites are open.
Speaker 1: You can go to s O S dot c A
Speaker 1: dot go to find your local polling place. Wow, I
Speaker 1: can't even We're gonna have another episode up tomorrow, you guys,
Speaker 1: Wells is going to be here. I don't want to,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get everybody too excited, but Wells
Speaker 1: is gonna be here. That's what's happening. Well, is there
Speaker 1: anything my panties right now? Are the basements flooding? Is
Speaker 1: there anything that you guys want me to ask Wells tomorrow? Whenever?
Speaker 1: Whenever I see him, I'm like, I wonder, how privy?
Speaker 1: How much yea? How pervy? Like? What? How did you
Speaker 1: or her mispronounced privy as pervy? Did anyone else here? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh those two idiots deserve each other. Perfect her. She
Speaker 1: was a big crier. Do you remember her on Matt
Speaker 1: James this season? She cried at the drop of a hat.
Speaker 1: So that was the first thing I thought, when she
Speaker 1: should just really light hats. She hated to see them
Speaker 1: get dirty. I hate you now. I loved you before
Speaker 1: and now I hate you. Well, you know what I
Speaker 1: would say my cocktail party was a success. Then a
Speaker 1: full circle moment. Nicky Glazer, Jerry Traynor, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for being on you guys, Thank you, We adore you,
Speaker 1: and have a great day. Everybody bite. Oh yeah, want
Speaker 1: to get all up tonight. I feels so good. I
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