Speaker 1: Do you know it all?
Speaker 2: Or maybe do you know somebody who knows it all?
Speaker 2: You know somebody that thinks he knows that.
Speaker 1: Everyone in this room knows somebody knows it all?
Speaker 2: Wow, everybody has dealt with someone who just seems to
Speaker 2: be convinced that there isn't a single thing in the
Speaker 2: universe they haven't figured out. Well, Luckily for us, the
Speaker 2: internet has come through again. A popular psychologist just released
Speaker 2: a list of the phrases that people who act like
Speaker 2: they know it all constantly use. We'll go over it next,
Speaker 2: so you can see if you're guilty of this, which
Speaker 2: if you are, you probably already knew that, or you
Speaker 2: can be prepared to spot and know it all as
Speaker 2: you navigate your day. We'll go over it next. It's
Speaker 2: the double show. Have you been in a conversation with
Speaker 2: someone who just thinks they know everything?
Speaker 1: It's the show.
Speaker 2: It's hard to spot those people sometimes not for me.
Speaker 2: I can always spot them. It's very easy anyway. We
Speaker 2: all deal with know it alls, and they can be
Speaker 2: hard to spot until you're way too deep into the
Speaker 2: conversation and you're like, oh, how do I get out
Speaker 2: of this now? Well, thanks to the Internet, a popular
Speaker 2: psychologist has released a list of phrases that people who
Speaker 2: think they know everything constantly use and will go over
Speaker 2: them right now, so you can be prepared to deal
Speaker 2: with a know it all as you get through your day,
Speaker 2: or you can realize, oh wait, I'm gonna know it all?
Speaker 1: Can we can?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: I should have known that? Now I know everything?
Speaker 4: What can? We make this into a drinking game every
Speaker 4: time the person that thinks they know everything has done
Speaker 4: whatever it is we drink.
Speaker 2: Here are the phrases that people constantly use if they're
Speaker 2: a no it all. I've already mastered that. I don't
Speaker 2: think I've ever heard anybody say that.
Speaker 1: Have you said that, Nina?
Speaker 5: No, Well, I've never said that. I've never mastered anything.
Speaker 5: I know enough to know. You can't thank you, producing Brad.
Speaker 5: What about your black belt? That's not a master, that's
Speaker 5: a black belt. There's many, many years of training left
Speaker 5: for me to do.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 2: Of course, says people throw around the phrase I've mastered
Speaker 2: that already because they want to seem like they're so
Speaker 2: smart that they have nothing left to learn. Yep, I've
Speaker 2: never been in a conversation where somebody use that. But
Speaker 2: if they use that, I might laugh out loud. I
Speaker 2: might not be able to help you. Oh sorry, go ahead,
Speaker 2: tell me more about how you.
Speaker 1: Messed it that.
Speaker 4: I want to find a way to use it for
Speaker 4: fun now.
Speaker 2: Another phrase that psychologists say people will use if they're
Speaker 2: a know it all it's common knowledge.
Speaker 1: M I feel like I've heard that a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that is kind of a condescending thing to
Speaker 2: say to somebody if you're teaching them something that they
Speaker 2: don't know. It's common knowledge that. Oh really, so you're
Speaker 2: saying that I don't have common knowledge.
Speaker 1: Thanks. I definitely said this to Victoria, not to know
Speaker 1: it all.
Speaker 4: But sometimes you put me in position to remind you
Speaker 4: that some things aren't common.
Speaker 7: Everything's common knowledge in it and fact, nothing's common knowledge.
Speaker 4: Your body parts are common knowledge.
Speaker 2: Another phrase that psychologists say that people who think they
Speaker 2: know everything constantly use.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact that you're wrong.
Speaker 5: I mean, when somebody says I know for a fact
Speaker 5: that you're wrong, I consider the challenge, accept it, and
Speaker 5: I will find out right.
Speaker 1: I will absolutely find out and I am wrong. I
Speaker 1: won't say anything.
Speaker 2: There are people that use that though, when they don't
Speaker 2: actually know if they're right. It's crazy to me. Like
Speaker 2: I've said before, I know for sure that you're not
Speaker 2: right about this, but I mean it because I know
Speaker 2: that I know, because I don't want to be like
Speaker 2: I know for sure and then they fact check it
Speaker 2: and I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, because that's worse.
Speaker 2: But there are people who go like, no, no way,
Speaker 2: no way, and you're like, all right, let me google
Speaker 2: that real quick, and it's like, you're wrong.
Speaker 1: I will say.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of conversations similar to that with you, actually, Brad,
Speaker 4: but you're really good at like if you're wrong, then
Speaker 4: you'll be like, oh.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm the best of knowing when I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: Well that's not what I said.
Speaker 6: But the.
Speaker 2: People who know everything constantly use you probably don't know this,
Speaker 2: But I see.
Speaker 4: The thing is when someone tells me that, I will
Speaker 4: take that as a you're correct, I do not know this.
Speaker 4: Let's learn.
Speaker 2: It's a nice way to do it, but it's a
Speaker 2: subtle way to insult somebody's intelligence, is what they say
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the same as the common knowledge thing, just
Speaker 5: a nicer way to say you specifically probably don't know
Speaker 5: this because you're a dummy.
Speaker 1: But let me educate you I do.
Speaker 2: I use that a lot if I'm in a conversation
Speaker 2: with somebody that I'm telling them something I think they
Speaker 2: don't know, but I don't say you probably don't know this.
Speaker 2: I'm probably you probably already know this, but right right,
Speaker 2: that's what I say, You probably already know it, but
Speaker 2: I know that they probably don't know it. Want to
Speaker 2: be nice so they might know it, you know, and
Speaker 2: probably don't.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I've been around people who I've been like telling
Speaker 2: them something, They're like, already know that and they don't
Speaker 2: know it, but they got very offended that I was
Speaker 2: giving them information that they didn't know. Right, So I
Speaker 2: want to be nice to go, you might already.
Speaker 1: Know this, Yeah, I use it, maybe you've heard this.
Speaker 1: But but and then sometimes yeah, people have heard it.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to seem like I'm being like,
Speaker 2: you know, you probably don't know, but oh, I've got
Speaker 2: all the info.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm smarter than I think because I say a
Speaker 4: lot of this stuff.
Speaker 1: Is that what we're talking about smart people? Well it
Speaker 1: feels that way because you don't know this already.
Speaker 5: That means that I'm smart, which is not the same
Speaker 5: as intelligence.
Speaker 2: Another phrase a psychologists say, people who think that they
Speaker 2: know everything constantly use well, actually, I can't stand it
Speaker 2: when that's us I just always used so slowly too well.
Speaker 2: Actually they have to break it to you.
Speaker 4: But I like that one actually do this? Do I
Speaker 4: not do this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know I do, Okay, I just I mean, I'm
Speaker 4: surpriseding of you guys are roasting.
Speaker 1: Me for it. Why we don't want to roast you, Nina.
Speaker 4: We love you, well, I do, but I don't know it, Nina.
Speaker 2: But the number one phrase that people who think they
Speaker 2: know everything constantly use is everybody knows that.
Speaker 9: Say.
Speaker 2: The statement is a subtle way to a subtle insult,
Speaker 2: and usually said to some to some to single someone
Speaker 2: out for not having information.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anina's version of this is, how do you not know that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I do say that, say that.
Speaker 1: How do you not know this?
Speaker 11: Again?
Speaker 9: Again?
Speaker 4: I get frustrated when it's the very basic things. So
Speaker 4: I'm not acting like I'm reading every encyclopedia with all
Speaker 4: the information.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about life one on one stuff. How do
Speaker 1: you not know that?
Speaker 11: It's not as basic as it may seem.
Speaker 2: Are certain cases with conversations that we've had in studio
Speaker 2: regarding questions Victoria's had about certain things where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: how does she not know?
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 1: Is that basic?
Speaker 7: Guys, sometimes you just gotta call it.
Speaker 1: Nina said it best when your body parts should be over.
Speaker 1: Now it's another jubile phone.
Speaker 11: Frame morning the twenties.
Speaker 2: Hello, yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from dog Lounge.
Speaker 1: I was looking for Craig. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: what's up? This is Donk.
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, sorry, dude.
Speaker 2: I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying
Speaker 2: with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him
Speaker 2: up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available
Speaker 2: for pick up for three weeks.
Speaker 8: I need to pick him up tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him
Speaker 2: up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be
Speaker 2: three weeks dude until you can pick up your pop.
Speaker 1: And DONK could like feel.
Speaker 8: Bad about that? Did you say, Donk?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's well. My name is Paul Donkler, but
Speaker 2: like everybody just calls me Donk.
Speaker 8: So okay, so Donk, why is my dog not able
Speaker 8: to be picked up tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Okay? So dude.
Speaker 2: I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand because you're
Speaker 2: also a dude, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But like, so I was at the gym the other
Speaker 1: do you work out?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Not really?
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, well I do, you know, like I work out?
Speaker 2: Hell sou I was at the gym the other day, dude,
Speaker 2: and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 8: Was, you know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though,
Speaker 8: because okay.
Speaker 1: So long story.
Speaker 2: Sure, dude, there was this hot chick working out next
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 8: You know. No, I'm asking about my dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and That's what I'm talking about. So I struck
Speaker 2: up a convo with her, and like we were talking,
Speaker 2: and then I set up a day.
Speaker 8: For talking about my dog. What's going on with my dog?
Speaker 2: So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She likes dog dudes, and I'm not a dog dude,
Speaker 2: you know. But I was like, dude, I want to smash.
Speaker 8: And you work at a boarding facility.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I don't have a dog. Like, you know,
Speaker 2: dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one.
Speaker 2: And so she wanted to go to the dog park
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, I got a dog, and
Speaker 2: then like I went to work and.
Speaker 8: Okay, he took my dog to the dog park to
Speaker 8: get with a girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, Like she's totally into it, but like we
Speaker 2: were messing around and stuff, and then she said, it's
Speaker 2: going to be three weeks until I can, you know,
Speaker 2: like totally seal the deal. So I need to like
Speaker 2: pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude, I
Speaker 2: know you understand.
Speaker 8: Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my
Speaker 8: dog and you take my dog to a dog park.
Speaker 2: Well, like don't want you to think about it a
Speaker 2: little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment
Speaker 2: to you and your pop, you know, because like I
Speaker 2: looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like,
Speaker 2: they're not gonna be able to get.
Speaker 8: And who is taking my dog to a.
Speaker 1: Dog donk dead dude?
Speaker 8: Okay you are Donkerson.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just and yeah, there's nobody else exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I don't know why you think there's a third person.
Speaker 8: Why why are we doing this. I'm picking my dog
Speaker 8: up tomorrow. There's no donk involved.
Speaker 2: Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude, like,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to, you know.
Speaker 1: Like hook up with this check.
Speaker 8: She's going to know that I oh sorry, Okay, listen,
Speaker 8: I don't care if you're wanting to use my dog
Speaker 8: or you need my dog for your.
Speaker 9: Own personal purposes.
Speaker 12: This is stupid.
Speaker 8: I need to talk to your manager.
Speaker 1: I could tell that you're upset.
Speaker 8: I think, oh yeah, definitely upset.
Speaker 1: You've got me there.
Speaker 12: It is good.
Speaker 8: Good on you, mate, but absolutely not. I need to
Speaker 8: talk to manager.
Speaker 1: Help. I texted you pick of the check.
Speaker 8: No, that would not help it. That would make it worse.
Speaker 2: Then you can see like a hotches you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 8: Uh no, you look, I need to talk to your manager, right, yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, well then I'll just let you know it's a
Speaker 2: prank phone call. Your girlfriend set you up. What this
Speaker 2: is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone
Speaker 2: brank on you and your girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Say you up.
Speaker 2: Out of town and you're coming back to pick up
Speaker 2: your dog tomorrow and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8: I mean truly couldn't believe this when he was trying
Speaker 8: to take my dog to get living wake up.
Speaker 1: Every morning with Jubile phone Franks. This time for name
Speaker 1: is what's trending.
Speaker 4: So what are we calling posts when you like, are
Speaker 4: posting for somebody to read it like an X or something.
Speaker 4: It's not so it's not passive aggressively. What would you
Speaker 4: call it?
Speaker 1: Cry for attention?
Speaker 4: It is, I guess it is that kind of Okay,
Speaker 4: so guys cry for attention to Tom Brady reacted to
Speaker 4: his ex wife's pregnancy.
Speaker 11: Wait, what.
Speaker 1: Pregnant?
Speaker 4: Ella is pregnant, So apparently she's already halfway through her pregnancy.
Speaker 4: But she had already told Tom and her kids beforehand,
Speaker 4: so they wouldn't find out through the media. But we're
Speaker 4: all just finding out now. And then leave it to
Speaker 4: Tom Brady to post a picture of a sunset with
Speaker 4: the song from Landslide.
Speaker 11: Landslide.
Speaker 4: It's really called Landslide. Yeah, I'm just trying to remember
Speaker 4: who sing it. Sings it?
Speaker 1: About nine different artists have sung it, but yeah, it
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the song you know from the past,
Speaker 4: This is the one I know, those songs by Journey anyway,
Speaker 4: So he posts the sunset and it's that song. It's
Speaker 4: just kind of like people are reading into it a
Speaker 4: little bit. But also maybe you know, maybe then there's
Speaker 4: little hearts there too. So maybe just like you know
Speaker 4: that love is completely sunset now, like it's it's over.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's just just in front of a sunset and
Speaker 2: liked it and likes the song.
Speaker 5: That relationship sunset when she start talking about with her
Speaker 5: jiu jitsu and that part, that part long before the
Speaker 5: marriage was over.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It feels like there has to be some kind of
Speaker 4: meaning to it because how often does Tom Brady just
Speaker 4: post a picture of a son.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't follow him, but.
Speaker 2: Ready, I used to play football, but now oh I
Speaker 2: just love something. I mean maybe okay, but all eyes on.
Speaker 4: That right now?
Speaker 1: She got knocked up. Oh my goodness, I guess.
Speaker 4: Congratulations to them and they're expanding family. This is interesting.
Speaker 4: Netflix has just added a new feature and it's called Moments.
Speaker 4: So now you can share your favorite scenes from TV
Speaker 4: shows and movies that you watch on Netflix on social media,
Speaker 4: or just have them save so you can watch your
Speaker 4: favorite scenes over and over again.
Speaker 1: So this just dropped on Apple iOS. Why is that funny?
Speaker 1: I just want to see the data on what scenes
Speaker 1: are being saved.
Speaker 4: You know, what happens on Netflix and what people search
Speaker 4: tells you a lot about a person. This is a
Speaker 4: very fair thing to giggle about. But you can do
Speaker 4: it now and then you can share it. I didn't
Speaker 4: notice it when I was watching Netflix yesterday, but it's
Speaker 4: there now.
Speaker 1: What is good about that?
Speaker 5: You ever try to tell somebody you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: you see this scene? It was so funny and you
Speaker 5: can never find it on like YouTube or anything. So
Speaker 5: what is nice about that is if you, if you
Speaker 5: forward thinking, you can save those scenes.
Speaker 1: Oh it's right here. Yes, that's the exacting I'm talking about.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I am going to start going over to people's houses though.
Speaker 4: Once this has been around for a while. It's like,
Speaker 4: show me your moments.
Speaker 1: I need to see your moments.
Speaker 4: We continue.
Speaker 1: It's all just murders. I don't know, man.
Speaker 5: A woman in the room, Nina, who is the most
Speaker 5: scared of ending up dead from any given situation, is
Speaker 5: all in on murder.
Speaker 1: Guys all the time. That murder guys just like murder shows.
Speaker 1: I want to date a murder Come on, you say that,
Speaker 1: like guys, I wouldn't want to date a.
Speaker 4: Murder Okay, anyways, weirdos. So the Stanley Collection came out
Speaker 4: with Elf. They did a little combo. Do you see this?
Speaker 11: That's okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Elf as in makeup, lip glass, all of
Speaker 4: that not what I thought. Okay, I'm on the shelf.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she thought the movie. I thought Elf bar
Speaker 4: and and then you thought makeup.
Speaker 1: It is makeup.
Speaker 4: It is Elf makeup. There's an Elf makeup. Yes, it's
Speaker 4: called Elf. They've got a great lip oil. Anyway. No,
Speaker 4: I don't know what else stands for. But anyways, my
Speaker 4: point is the thing that's really cool about these tumblers
Speaker 4: now is that they have a little spot for your
Speaker 4: lip glass to go. So now you got your little water,
Speaker 4: you got your lip glass, and you set this will
Speaker 4: at all. They are available at Target. I'm I'm ignoring you.
Speaker 4: They're available at Target. They're not going to restock. So
Speaker 4: if that's something you wanted, they just dropped. So it's
Speaker 4: a Stanley cup for you. It's a Stanley and.
Speaker 1: Lip glass, so you drink your water, reapply, Dan apply.
Speaker 1: They should make one with the will faraow Elf.
Speaker 5: So different conversations have it should have the soundtrack by
Speaker 5: Danny Elfman, but I'm pretty sure it was.
Speaker 4: Nina's what's strending.
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Speaker 2: Julia is on the phone today for our first Day
Speaker 2: follow up. She's getting ghosted by a guy named Walker.
Speaker 2: So in a minute, we're gonna call him and see
Speaker 2: if we can figure out why he's ghostinger. But first, Julia,
Speaker 2: how long has it been since you heard from Walker?
Speaker 11: About a week?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 9: Week?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's kind of the sweet spot. How many times
Speaker 4: have you reached out to him that in that time?
Speaker 11: I've sent him a couple of tecks, like three or four, Like,
Speaker 11: what's a couple?
Speaker 9: About three?
Speaker 1: It's not too bad, and you've heard nothing from him?
Speaker 11: Nothing, not a peep.
Speaker 1: All right, tell us a little bit about your date.
Speaker 14: He asked me to meet him at a sushi restaurant,
Speaker 14: which I thought was really cool. Okay, we had dinner
Speaker 14: and he hadn't had much sushi before, so he let
Speaker 14: me kind of pick everything out, and he seemed to
Speaker 14: really like what I picked out, like especially the spicy tuna.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so dinner was went really well.
Speaker 14: He told me all about his business studies starting, and
Speaker 14: he just seems so motivated and passionate.
Speaker 11: I loved that. And then we went for a walk,
Speaker 11: which I thought was a really good sign.
Speaker 1: Okay, how was the walk?
Speaker 11: It was nice. I mean it lasted about an hour
Speaker 11: and we just kept talking.
Speaker 9: How did it end?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Did you all kiss?
Speaker 1: Hug We hugged?
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Did anything happen between the walk and dinner that may
Speaker 1: have been a little bit off?
Speaker 14: I mean, the only thing I can think is that
Speaker 14: I recently I told him a lot about my work too,
Speaker 14: because he was telling me a lot about his business.
Speaker 14: And I recently got a promotion at work and I
Speaker 14: was so excited about it, Thank you. So I just
Speaker 14: wondered if that rubbed him the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Or something like, how do you think that could rubbed
Speaker 1: him the wrong way?
Speaker 14: Well, he loved a little I don't know, like he
Speaker 14: didn't want to ask me a lot about it or something.
Speaker 14: And I wondered if because he's having he's just at
Speaker 14: the beginning stages of starting a business, if he felt
Speaker 14: a little insecure or something that I'm doing.
Speaker 11: So well in my career. Did he talk a lot
Speaker 11: about his business?
Speaker 14: He did talk a fair amount. I mean, he seemed
Speaker 14: excited about it. And like he was really interested in
Speaker 14: what he's doing.
Speaker 4: I don't know how that would take away from what
Speaker 4: you're doing, but I mean there are guys like that,
Speaker 4: so I believe it.
Speaker 1: But I love this.
Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah, it seems like maybe he's not quite where
Speaker 11: he wants to be in his career, so I wonder.
Speaker 1: If that was it.
Speaker 4: Well, that's also kind of a red flag for you,
Speaker 4: because you want to be with somebody that's a little
Speaker 4: bit more secure in that space.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, if that was it, I mean, we're highly
Speaker 1: speculating it's this point.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I'm on a I feel like I've
Speaker 11: come across this before.
Speaker 1: So Okay, that's what.
Speaker 14: Made me wonder if that's the only thing I can
Speaker 14: think of, because we just had the best.
Speaker 1: Time, okay.
Speaker 2: And then at the end when you guys hugged, did
Speaker 2: he say like, oh I want to meet up again
Speaker 2: or anything like that, or did he just bounce?
Speaker 11: No, I think we just said we had a really
Speaker 11: nice time.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: We'll play a song, come back and then call him
Speaker 2: and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
Speaker 2: and maybe get you another date. If you still want one. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, we'll plays on come back, get your first
Speaker 2: afe follow up next. Right in the middle of your
Speaker 2: first date follow up, if you're just joining us, Julia
Speaker 2: is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a
Speaker 2: dude named Walker. So we're just about to call him
Speaker 2: see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
Speaker 2: maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Julia,
Speaker 2: why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your date with Walker.
Speaker 14: We went out for an amazing Seehi's dinner and had
Speaker 14: a nice walk afterwards, and he told me about his
Speaker 14: business study's starting up, and he seemed super into.
Speaker 11: It, and I told him all about my promotion at
Speaker 11: work and how excited I was about it.
Speaker 2: Did you make a lot of Walker jokes while you
Speaker 2: were walking? I just thought of her right now. That
Speaker 2: could also be a reason if you wouldn't stop with
Speaker 2: the Walker jokes like I would go hand on.
Speaker 11: That that would have been a great joke to.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was thinking maybe that is the reason, but
Speaker 2: maybe not. Well away, we'll call him right now, are
Speaker 2: you ready?
Speaker 11: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm asking the Walker please, Hey man, how are you
Speaker 2: this is a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 2: My name's Jebel. Hi.
Speaker 4: I'm also on the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 2: We got an email about you from somebody that you
Speaker 2: are ghosting and they want to know why you're not
Speaker 2: calling them back.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, yeah, okay, this is Julia.
Speaker 12: Walker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Julia emailed us, told us a little bit about
Speaker 2: your date and is really confused why you're a ghostinger?
Speaker 1: A mind telling us.
Speaker 13: I mean, that's that's about it. I'm starting to think
Speaker 13: maybe you've go in a radio show about it.
Speaker 9: To be on that list. But that wasn't it initially?
Speaker 1: Okay, so wait, what's the deal? Why are you ghostinger?
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 9: Like, we went to dinner and it was fun. It
Speaker 9: was great. Actually we got some sushi. I'm not used
Speaker 9: to that stuff, but I housed a couple of spicy tuneroles.
Speaker 9: Those things are great and it was fun, you know,
Speaker 9: like it seemed pretty easy at first, but she kind.
Speaker 13: Of got on, Oh god, she kind of got on
Speaker 13: like this tangent about her job and stuff and how
Speaker 13: she got this new promotion, and then she was very
Speaker 13: excited about it.
Speaker 9: It's it's it's cool.
Speaker 13: But it's kind of dominated the whole back end of
Speaker 13: the night, so I don't know, it just kind of
Speaker 13: felt weird.
Speaker 1: Not I don't know she talked about her job too much?
Speaker 15: Is that it it's not even just about I don't
Speaker 15: know about the job, but just seemed to be just
Speaker 15: all encompassing, you know, like I don't know, like somebody's
Speaker 15: whole identity is wrapped up in that, you know, and
Speaker 15: it's just I don't know, it just kind of it
Speaker 15: was it was kind of boring.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry her job is boring, or the way she
Speaker 1: talked about it.
Speaker 9: No, not that I don't know, you like, I don't
Speaker 9: know much about finance, but that you know, just the
Speaker 9: same thing over and over again.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 13: Does that make sense that somebody's talking about just something
Speaker 13: like you get excited and then it just goes downhill and.
Speaker 2: It's like, God, all right, I get it, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, is that all she talked about? It just
Speaker 2: wasn't interesting or what I mean.
Speaker 13: Sure, it's interesting to fr She talked about some friends too,
Speaker 13: and you know, they seem nice and a little bit
Speaker 13: about her family, but for the whole thing, it was
Speaker 13: about like wanting a promotion, and then what I had
Speaker 13: to do to get it, and I finally got it.
Speaker 13: Now I felt about it afterwards, like God, rent a
Speaker 13: movie or something that's terrible.
Speaker 9: I shouldn't say that, but I feel bad.
Speaker 4: Did you ask her question?
Speaker 9: I mean the usual stuff like, you know, where'd you
Speaker 9: grow up? And what were you into as a kid?
Speaker 9: You know, did you play any sports? You know, where
Speaker 9: do you live in the city?
Speaker 13: Like that kind of stuff.
Speaker 9: You know, pretty pretty basic stuff I think when you're
Speaker 9: on a first aid.
Speaker 1: All right, well thanks for telling us, man, Yeah.
Speaker 9: For sure, thanks for asking, No problem.
Speaker 2: Julia is also on the on the phone and has
Speaker 2: been listening to this whole time and wants to talk
Speaker 2: to you. I shall tell you that I have recommendation.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm I'm sure she is. Man, Yeah, right,
Speaker 9: she really is.
Speaker 8: Hey.
Speaker 9: Hey, welcome, Hey Julia. Hey.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess I'm a little confused.
Speaker 9: I mean, you seem yeah, I don't really know how
Speaker 9: to put it any more plainly than I did what
Speaker 9: I didn't know you were there. But you know, I
Speaker 9: don't want to be mean. It's just I'm really happy
Speaker 9: for you, but it just I don't know, I just
Speaker 9: feel like maybe we're it's just not in the same spot.
Speaker 14: I mean, I just feel like someone can't accept a
Speaker 14: woman in a relationship.
Speaker 11: To be successful.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean, that's that's not it. That's no, it's
Speaker 9: not it at all. It's you know, I just wanted
Speaker 9: to interest in life.
Speaker 11: I just are you intimidated by me?
Speaker 8: Not even a little bit?
Speaker 9: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 13: I think it's great, you know, it seems to make
Speaker 13: you really happy, and that's wonderful.
Speaker 9: I just don't know if I can be a part.
Speaker 14: Of Well, I think you're intimidated. I mean, and you
Speaker 14: can't be with a woman who's more successful than you.
Speaker 14: I think that's what it is.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry. I really don't know how to respond to that.
Speaker 9: But that's absurd.
Speaker 13: That's not what this is. And it feels kind of
Speaker 13: I don't know, that feels oddly accusatory and weird to
Speaker 13: go to.
Speaker 9: It's not that at all, trust me. I just think
Speaker 9: we're on two different playing fields right now.
Speaker 8: That's all.
Speaker 11: Okay, I think that's exactly what it is. But agree
Speaker 11: to disagree.
Speaker 9: I guess, sure, I guess yeah.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry if I gave you that impression, but that's
Speaker 13: not what this.
Speaker 9: Is, so please don't harbor that ill will.
Speaker 14: Towards Okay, Well, if you don't want someone who's happy
Speaker 14: and feels good about their job, then you know what
Speaker 14: can I do about that?
Speaker 9: There's nothing you can do about it. Keep being those things.
Speaker 9: It's just not for me. I think it's great. I'm
Speaker 9: very happy for you.
Speaker 11: Okay, Well I don't really believe you.
Speaker 14: So yeah, just because you can't be happy at your
Speaker 14: job doesn't mean I can't be happy at mine.
Speaker 9: Sure, yeah, okay, Walker.
Speaker 1: Would you like another day with Julia? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 9: I mean, I think it would be horrible.
Speaker 4: This was rough?
Speaker 11: You will first day follow up?
Speaker 1: I'm stupid, You're smart.
Speaker 9: I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 1: You're the best.
Speaker 9: I'm the worst.
Speaker 11: You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.
Speaker 9: All right, as long as you willing to admit.
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Speaker 2: ghost sound like crying?
Speaker 4: Oh? Wait, you can't really hear a ghost, so I
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Speaker 2: So what does a vampire sound like? Eating Cheetos? Okay
Speaker 2: you verus Victoria is coming up right. It's a double show.
Speaker 1: She felt that good morning.
Speaker 11: Can I take your order?
Speaker 9: I'm a tall tries a large black cock? Large black cock?
Speaker 11: Do you mean a Venti?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: I mean he means to venty Yeah. Have the biggest
Speaker 11: funny That Venti is.
Speaker 9: Large is twenty cool.
Speaker 13: Large is large In fact, cole is large and.
Speaker 9: Grande is Spanish for large.
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Speaker 1: Jose. What's up, Jose?
Speaker 12: Hey?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: I'm great, on my way to work? Take going?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 6: Glad I made it through?
Speaker 1: You Ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have already feel extra smart today?
Speaker 1: Victoria? Do you feel ext'ally smart today?
Speaker 4: I normally do every day until we play this game?
Speaker 2: All right, Victoria is going to leave the studio. Here
Speaker 2: we go, Hose The game is played like this. He
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
Speaker 2: has to beat you out right to win.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, perfect?
Speaker 4: All right, man, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4: How many countries are in Africa? What year was Barack
Speaker 4: Obama elected to the US presidency? What is the main
Speaker 4: ingredient in shampoo?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 1: What's the festival Coachella's actual full name? Oh Man, pet
Speaker 1: which which.
Speaker 4: Country is known as the Land of the Rising Sun?
Speaker 6: Are the US? All right?
Speaker 1: Got that in?
Speaker 2: In time, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
Speaker 2: while she's getting settled, Josey's what's something you would like
Speaker 2: the world to know today?
Speaker 6: Oh man, I worked for UPS and I drive big
Speaker 6: brown trucks for a living.
Speaker 4: You have hot outfits too?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, we do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gets hot there in the summer.
Speaker 1: Those little shorts. You wear little shorts right now?
Speaker 6: My little source on freezing my butto.
Speaker 4: A lot of people use that uniform to dress up
Speaker 4: for Halloween too, So you just go ahead and fleas.
Speaker 6: I've actually warned this for Halloween as a cost them
Speaker 6: before I did too.
Speaker 2: I put a sausage in my pants and I went
Speaker 2: as an UPS guy delivering a large pack.
Speaker 4: Because that was what we needed.
Speaker 11: Today.
Speaker 2: Victoria's back in studio. Here we go thirty seconds, sins.
Speaker 2: There as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: just say pass and you have to beat Jose outright
Speaker 2: to win.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Here we go Victoria your time? Oh, actually, Jose, you
Speaker 2: can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 8: To go.
Speaker 9: Ready sick.
Speaker 4: How many countries are in Africa?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Boy? Uh passed? I'm not even trying. What year was
Speaker 4: Barack Obama elected to the US president?
Speaker 1: You do an eight?
Speaker 4: What is the main ingredient in shampoo? I think so
Speaker 4: my ingredient in shampoo? What's the festival coach Ella's full name?
Speaker 4: It has another name, uh, Coachella Music Festival. Which country
Speaker 4: is known as the Land of the Rising Sun? I
Speaker 4: was gonna say America Battle, that's true. Gave just passed.
Speaker 4: Next in the Simpsons, what is the name of the
Speaker 4: town where the Simpsons live? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, wait wait, wait, wait wait, there is
Speaker 1: no waiting the time. Time's up? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: All for that, all right, and send it over the
Speaker 2: scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2: Producer Brad Jose got too correct and Victoria got one correct. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: you did it. You beat Victoria outright. That's a little slab.
Speaker 2: Got one hundred dollars gift cards to Macy's. That might
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Speaker 1: You got one. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 4: There are fifty four countries in Africa. Now I was
Speaker 4: gonna get Barack Obama was elected in two thousand and
Speaker 4: eight to the US presidency. Water is the main ingredient
Speaker 4: in shampoo. Wamchella's actual name is Coachella Valley Music and
Speaker 4: Arts Festival.
Speaker 1: Bro, why don't they say that it rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 4: The Land of the Rising Sun is Japan, and then
Speaker 4: The Simpsons takes place in Springfield. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 1: I should have a donut, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just know they have a donut. They have donuts. I
Speaker 1: know you're done. Thank you for playing amer Congratulations, Thank
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 6: Good one.
Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 11: It's time to Catch a Cheater Only.
Speaker 1: On the Jubile Show. Allison is on the phone today
Speaker 1: for to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2: And she's been married to her husband Tie for five years,
Speaker 2: but now she suspects that something might be going on,
Speaker 2: so we'll see if we can help her out. Allison,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're going through it, but why do you
Speaker 2: on you? Hi?
Speaker 11: Guys.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's kind of complicated, and I want to
Speaker 7: tell you the whole story. So basically, like you said,
Speaker 7: we've been married for five years, and I'm really excited because,
Speaker 7: like you know, five years.
Speaker 16: Is kind of a milestone anniversary, right.
Speaker 7: Sure, Now, Ty was kind of a wild child like
Speaker 7: when we met, but I've had time to work on him. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and she's like really absent minded. He's always getting lost
Speaker 7: and I get that. But and I get that he's
Speaker 7: like a hot mess express on wheels, okay, and I
Speaker 7: love that. But so we got married on Halloween in Vegas. Right,
Speaker 7: that's fun.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was super fun.
Speaker 11: And Halloween is literally my favorite holiday.
Speaker 7: So we always look forward to our anniversary every year
Speaker 7: and we always do a couple's costume. But this year
Speaker 7: we go to like start talking about our costume, right,
Speaker 7: and I'm trying to come up with suggestions on like
Speaker 7: prince and a princess, and he's totally not into it,
Speaker 7: doesn't even look like he cares and didn't have anything
Speaker 7: to suggest, and this is the first time in five
Speaker 7: years that he's been like completely disinterested in it.
Speaker 1: So that was my first red flag.
Speaker 11: Notice.
Speaker 16: I said, first we have more, so this gets worse.
Speaker 7: So I'm like, okay, well that's weird, but I'm trying
Speaker 7: to be on his side, right, But then I noticed
Speaker 7: that he's being weird about his phone. And he's never
Speaker 7: been weird about his phone. Okay, like he let me
Speaker 7: pick up his phone and check messages for him. No, no,
Speaker 7: not now, and he'll go in the next room and
Speaker 7: I hear him whispering, and I'm like, first of all.
Speaker 11: I'm not deaf.
Speaker 7: I can hear you kind of like, honey, you're not
Speaker 7: that slick. But yeah, so I'm sitting here again trying
Speaker 7: to get them the benefit of the doubt. Right, it
Speaker 7: gets worse. That was red flag number two, Red Live,
Speaker 7: red flag number three. So he does the whole old honey,
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I've got a work late thing, which I'm
Speaker 7: already like, okay, gotcha. Yeah, again, not slick, and he
Speaker 7: has we have like shared locations on our phones, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, i'll bite.
Speaker 16: I'm just curious, and I go on my check and
Speaker 16: he's not at work. He was at a flower shop.
Speaker 11: Could he be getting flowers for you?
Speaker 7: Well he has got he's getting flows for me. I
Speaker 7: ain't got him yet, so like they're not here, So
Speaker 7: I don't know. And like I said, like I try
Speaker 7: to be on his side. I know he is like
Speaker 7: always like a like scatterbrained and like if I I
Speaker 7: feel like sometimes I got to put a leash on
Speaker 7: this man or he's just going to walk off into
Speaker 7: the woods.
Speaker 1: So I get it, Yea, it can be hard to
Speaker 1: deal with sometimes.
Speaker 7: So now I I've got no real He still hasn't
Speaker 7: brought up any ideas for the Halloween, for our Halloween anniversary,
Speaker 7: and I'm just like, I don't know. I never thought
Speaker 7: he would eat, but now I'm like, I can't think
Speaker 7: of any other reason why he's hiding his phone, why
Speaker 7: he's going into the next room to answer messages and
Speaker 7: and and he's lying about where he is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is he planning a surprise?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 4: Would he be that type?
Speaker 11: He's never done that before.
Speaker 2: Well, you told us what a grocery store he's a
Speaker 2: rewards card member at so will play a song, come
Speaker 2: back and then call him pretend to be from the
Speaker 2: grocery store and say that he's this month's big winner
Speaker 2: of flowers delivered from our Florida apartment, and we'll see
Speaker 2: if he sends us see you or to somebody else.
Speaker 1: Okay, more flowers.
Speaker 16: Yeah, oh god, I'm scared to find out.
Speaker 2: But okay, well, class song, come back and get you
Speaker 2: to catch theeter next. Right in the middle of today's
Speaker 2: to Catch a Cheeter And if you're just joining us,
Speaker 2: Allison is on the phone, and Allison suspects that her
Speaker 2: husband of five years named Time might be messing around.
Speaker 2: So in a second, we're gonna call him and pretend
Speaker 2: to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
Speaker 2: member at, and say that he's this month's big winner
Speaker 2: of free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll
Speaker 2: see if he sends those to his wife, Allison or
Speaker 2: to somebody else. Before we do that, Allison, you want
Speaker 2: to catch us up on your situation real quick.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So, basically, like you said, Ty and I've been married
Speaker 7: for five years. Our anniversaries on Halloween and we always
Speaker 7: have a couple of costume that we've planned together. And
Speaker 7: this is the first year that we don't have anything
Speaker 7: in the work, and he's been weird around his phone,
Speaker 7: and he's not where he says he's going to be,
Speaker 7: and I just I can't get over the feeling that
Speaker 7: something is off.
Speaker 1: Okay, Allison, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 16: God, I guess so.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
Speaker 1: a rewards card member name type.
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is se Ty.
Speaker 2: How are you please don't hang up. This is not
Speaker 2: a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations.
Speaker 2: You're this month's lucky winner. Thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 12: I feel very special.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you're aware, but every single month,
Speaker 2: we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
Speaker 2: free flowers delivered from our floor department, absolutely free. So
Speaker 2: you've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
Speaker 2: of candy or chocolates, and a card to deliver to
Speaker 2: anybody that you want.
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, how many is it like buck of roses.
Speaker 2: Or thirty six long stem red roses? Beautiful roses? Okay,
Speaker 2: And here's how it works. I would just need to
Speaker 2: get the information from you. I can do that on
Speaker 2: the phone in just a matter of minutes. If you
Speaker 2: know who you want to send them to right now,
Speaker 2: it's fine, I can do that right now.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: If you know you want to send to, I just
Speaker 2: need the first and last name of the person you'd
Speaker 2: like the flowers to go to.
Speaker 12: First about Shannon, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, And is there anything you'd like to put on
Speaker 1: a card to Shannon?
Speaker 12: Yeah, definitely, just put on Gie. You're the greatest. I
Speaker 12: can never repay it.
Speaker 1: And thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Tight And the next thing is I just need to
Speaker 2: tell you that this is not a grocery store. This
Speaker 2: is actually the Jubill Show. It's a radio show. My
Speaker 2: name is Jubal, I'm Nina Victorian.
Speaker 12: I'm not getting flowers, free flowers.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: We do a segment on a show where if you
Speaker 2: think you're signific, another might be messing around you. See
Speaker 2: they send flowers too, And your wife Allison is actually
Speaker 2: on the phone.
Speaker 12: Oh okay, cool, let's.
Speaker 16: Okay, who is Santon?
Speaker 11: Really?
Speaker 16: You're gonna send flowers to some other girl our anniversary? Literally,
Speaker 16: like what, I don't even know what day it is
Speaker 16: right now? I'm so freaking mad. What the hell, just
Speaker 16: once I call your mother. Dude, you're going to rude
Speaker 16: the day that you met me, I swear to god.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 12: Okay?
Speaker 9: Oh oh my goll.
Speaker 16: Dude, Like, I'm sorry, what what?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 16: So let me guess, mister. I'm sure you have some
Speaker 16: great excuse. M Yeah, that would be a good time
Speaker 16: tie earth to tie today.
Speaker 11: Yes, please, thank you?
Speaker 12: Honey? Are you dead? Okay? So no, one not shooting? Okay,
Speaker 12: where do you do it?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 11: Why are you sending flowers of Shannon?
Speaker 12: Well, I don't know if she told you, but our
Speaker 12: anniversary is on Halloween.
Speaker 4: She did.
Speaker 12: Yeah, So she came up with this idea like a.
Speaker 17: Prince princess type, you know, collaborative costume for our five
Speaker 17: year anniversary. And I kind of tried to let her
Speaker 17: down gently and not be offensive, but it just sounded
Speaker 17: it sounded so basic. I was like, Okay, cool, we're
Speaker 17: going to be Disney prince and Princess. This is five years,
Speaker 17: you know what I mean? Five years and we've we've
Speaker 17: overcome a lot. So I was like, you need to
Speaker 17: be special, it needs to be like memorable. So I
Speaker 17: have a friend Shannon from work the person who was
Speaker 17: going to send the set the flowers to. And Shannon
Speaker 17: is also a professional makeup artist and she's worked on
Speaker 17: a bunch of cool stuff. She worked on a Walking
Speaker 17: Dead and so I was like, I got this idea.
Speaker 17: I started begging her. I was like, please help me this,
Speaker 17: and she agreed to make, you know, help out with
Speaker 17: her anniversary, make it special.
Speaker 12: So she's been helping with the custom and like the
Speaker 12: makeup idea.
Speaker 7: So, babe, yeah, I don't even know, like if you're
Speaker 7: coming up with this on the spot, this is like
Speaker 7: the best bull crap you've ever made up.
Speaker 16: And I'm not entirely sure I.
Speaker 9: Believe you yet.
Speaker 12: But okay, Also I'm.
Speaker 16: Not basic, and I don't think I appreciate that.
Speaker 12: Boring.
Speaker 9: Okay, So job's bling.
Speaker 16: It is anyway, Okay whatever, it could have been cute.
Speaker 12: Sure, So for a five year anniversary, I was like,
Speaker 12: I want to marry you again, but as a zombie
Speaker 12: that would be so cool. So Shannon helped me come
Speaker 12: up with this. You'll be a zombie bride. Listen, You're
Speaker 12: going to be a zombie bride. I'm going to be
Speaker 12: a zombie groom, and we're gonna be okay, and like
Speaker 12: riting became you know, and.
Speaker 11: You had my curiosity, you now have my attention.
Speaker 9: You may proceed.
Speaker 17: Okay, I'm going to send you some spec pictures. Like
Speaker 17: we've been messing around with some of the makeup that
Speaker 17: we're going to do. I've been maybe I have some prosthetic,
Speaker 17: you know, residue in my face when I come home.
Speaker 17: But you've been playing around, and I've been playing this
Speaker 17: for a long time. Hence whatever, you know, strange habits
Speaker 17: I've been just displaying. But I want to make it perfect.
Speaker 7: You mean, like the immense guilt every time you try
Speaker 7: to look at me in the eye, like you're the
Speaker 7: worst liar.
Speaker 11: I've ever met.
Speaker 12: Kill it's I think something, you know, I think that's
Speaker 12: a good quality.
Speaker 16: It is not I think you're cheating on me.
Speaker 17: Hey, I guess that a text of like of kind
Speaker 17: of my mock up of what just set your phone
Speaker 17: real quick?
Speaker 11: Oh okay, I kind of love this.
Speaker 1: All right? Were you going to do this reveal?
Speaker 4: Were you just going to come home like a zombie
Speaker 4: and tell her to go put something on that you
Speaker 4: have laid out for her?
Speaker 17: But oh yeah, I was going to come home as
Speaker 17: a zombie and Sharon was going to come with me
Speaker 17: and then we would present it to her and then.
Speaker 9: She would do hers.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, well thinks that that would cause a
Speaker 4: hard to no discussion of anniversary for the day.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're heading harder in the right place.
Speaker 2: Sorry to ruin the surprise, Alison, but at least now
Speaker 2: you know Ties not cheating. You know.
Speaker 7: I'm going to be honest. I think you guys have
Speaker 7: a point. If he had come home like that, I
Speaker 7: might actually only hit him with something. So maybe maybe
Speaker 7: a radio reveal.
Speaker 1: Was congratulations on the zombie wedding a pie. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: eat some brains.
Speaker 16: I'm also mad at you still, but I'm also fine.
Speaker 1: The jewel shows to catch a cheater sign for namas.
Speaker 4: What's so a bunch of billionaires have gotten together and
Speaker 4: they have decided to work on a new project, and
Speaker 4: that is to block out the sun. So Bill Gates
Speaker 4: and his billionaire homies have decided to create a startup
Speaker 4: called make Sunsets and the goal is to reverse global
Speaker 4: warming through solar engineering. So they plan to fly a
Speaker 4: jet around the planet the dump sulfur dioxide into the
Speaker 4: atmosphere and so then the so too would then blanket
Speaker 4: the stratosphere, reflect light away from the planet, and then
Speaker 4: gradually cool the earth.
Speaker 1: Don't we need light?
Speaker 5: I love that the climate plan, the climate U whatever
Speaker 5: plan has to do it starts with we're gonna fly
Speaker 5: a jet around the k Yeah, that's the same thing
Speaker 5: when you're driving around your text test. I'm helping the climate.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, how about the coal plant that powered that
Speaker 5: Tesla break? But also I just have a question. Don't
Speaker 5: like all of our plants and stuff need the sun
Speaker 5: for photosynthesis and all of that.
Speaker 1: Is also very important for human right, it can't be
Speaker 1: messing with the sun.
Speaker 4: Like global warming is the scary thing. But I don't
Speaker 4: know if that's the way to solve it. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: not a scientist or a billionaire, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I could use a little bit warmer weather anyway, So.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, especially the sum of year. That's what
Speaker 4: they're doing. But if you're trying to cool it down.
Speaker 1: Wow, I just wish people knew how proud Nina was
Speaker 1: the transitions.
Speaker 4: I didn't write that one down.
Speaker 1: That just came out.
Speaker 4: If you're into a mcflurry or some McDonald's soft serve,
Speaker 4: you know, there's always a problem, right, So there's an
Speaker 4: ongoing joke that those mcflurry machines are always broken, so
Speaker 4: much so that there's a website that tracks it and
Speaker 4: it's called mcbroken dot Com money. So all across the
Speaker 4: country at any given time, there's about fifteen percent of
Speaker 4: all of these machines that are just not working. But
Speaker 4: now we know why and it will be solved. So
Speaker 4: this entire time, McDonald's had a deal with a company
Speaker 4: called Taylor whatever that was supposed to be the only
Speaker 4: company they could go in and fix these machines, the
Speaker 4: only one. So they have to sit there and wait
Speaker 4: for somebody from this tailor machine to come over and
Speaker 4: fix it. So now they've got this new US Copyright
Speaker 4: Office weighing in saying that they're going to exempt this
Speaker 4: given exemption to this whole situation, so McDonald's can have
Speaker 4: third party machinists come in and fix.
Speaker 1: Oh, Taylor, I don't.
Speaker 2: Feel so bad about now about not being able to
Speaker 2: get a mechanic out to something that I need fixed
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: Donalds can't do it, right, yea, I'll just wait.
Speaker 4: Yeah, begbroken dot Com. Fifteen percent the problems have been solved.
Speaker 4: Get those mcflury's. Man, I love a good vanilla cone.
Speaker 4: That's my go to in the summer.
Speaker 5: I'm such a nerd. I'm over here saying when did
Speaker 5: they get that domain name? Because that must have been
Speaker 5: hard to get time for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at the beginning of the internet name.
Speaker 4: And lastly, just for funzies, it is the season. Do
Speaker 4: you know what the stem of a pumpkin is called?
Speaker 4: This is not a joke. This is just an actual
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you something you're gonna need to know
Speaker 4: mom to handle. It's called a peduncle. It's called a peduncle,
Speaker 4: called a peduncle. So when you go ahead and somebody
Speaker 4: said you better grab that peduncle, got the heavy bun.
Speaker 1: Jokes in my head.
Speaker 4: I did that for you.
Speaker 1: Then that's sound pretty funny. Yeah, they were naming pumpkin
Speaker 1: parts with the guys. I was like, I know what
Speaker 1: we call it.
Speaker 18: That looks like a peduncle. That's a great name for it,
Speaker 18: said a stam. It's a peduncle. That's what's trending.
Speaker 9: Jubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret. I
Speaker 1: do sweet?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 10: I was dating this jeeris for a while, and he
Speaker 10: gave me access to his social media and female and
Speaker 10: well his passwords, and then we broke up. And I
Speaker 10: still go to Instagram and Facebook and hiss and stuff,
Speaker 10: and I read his messages and speaking.
Speaker 1: Teams and talking to Do you see anything good?
Speaker 3: Not really?
Speaker 10: I mean I've seen him talking about me a couple
Speaker 10: of times.
Speaker 1: But how did you, guys break up? Was that like
Speaker 1: a your call a mutual thing?
Speaker 10: It was a hymn thring. He just appoted he was
Speaker 10: done with me, and so kind of get revenge on
Speaker 10: reading this messages?
Speaker 2: Do you every think about sending some messages for him
Speaker 2: that the real lench.
Speaker 10: I've thought about it. I used to do it. But
Speaker 10: if I didn't, now you know that I still have access,
Speaker 10: so then he would change his pastords and I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Be able to read him.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
Speaker 1: little secret.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Bye?
Speaker 1: Hello, what's up? You have a dirt little secret?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sweet? What does I do?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 3: My dirty little secret is I'm a thirty year old woman,
Speaker 3: but I like to collect.
Speaker 8: Them dressed them up?
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of dolls?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 3: It ranges from like Barbie to American girl dolls to
Speaker 3: whatever I can find in a free market or drift store,
Speaker 3: or if I see one on the side of the road,
Speaker 3: I'll rescue it.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a doll rescue What is it about it
Speaker 1: that you love?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I like to be able to manipulate their little bodies.
Speaker 3: I have like five hundred of them just in my basement,
Speaker 3: and in my main level about another thousand. I just
Speaker 3: hide them everywhere, and I dress them up for holidays.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll amputate like an arm or something.
Speaker 1: How does your significant other feel about this? That's your question?
Speaker 1: After she says she likes.
Speaker 11: My cats are okay with it?
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, because they're probably doing it too well. Thank
Speaker 1: you for telling us your little secret.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: Have a good one.
Speaker 9: Bye you too, By what's your aardy little secret?