WEBVTT - DONKEY: 62-Year-Old Chef Robs Three Banks In A Single Day

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<v Speaker 1>Your execution on the Donkey of the Day is something

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<v Speaker 1>to God for you to read.

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<v Speaker 2>He gave me Donkey other day and I deserve that.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to know. You need to tell them, I am.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to tell them it's time for Donkey of

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<v Speaker 2>the Day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a read. But you're so good at Charlamagne.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants Charlamage as well. Damn Solomame, Who do you

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<v Speaker 2>give a dusky other day?

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<v Speaker 1>Soon? Now? Don't you hate when Instagram makes you question

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<v Speaker 1>your choices? Like I reported them? People? You know the

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<v Speaker 1>people that leave the spam that says, I wonder why

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<v Speaker 1>people go to the bathroom when they look at my pickets?

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<v Speaker 1>So I reported as new toy and Instagram going to

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<v Speaker 1>ask me about undiate eighteen. What that guy can do

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<v Speaker 1>with it? Had nothing to do with it, God damn it.

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<v Speaker 1>I reported it because I didn't want it anyway. Donkey

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<v Speaker 1>Today for Monday, September fifteenth goes to a sixty two

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<v Speaker 1>year old California chef named Valentino Luchin. Now we are

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<v Speaker 1>in the fourth quarter of twenty twenty five. You might

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<v Speaker 1>as well say we are in the holiday season, people, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Once Duncan Donuts put the pumpkins, spice items on the menu,

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<v Speaker 1>and spirit hollow wings stores start popping up we in

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<v Speaker 1>the holiday season, and both of those things have happened already.

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<v Speaker 1>So the holiday season is here, and a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people pick up extra work during the holiday season. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people have to work two in three

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<v Speaker 1>jobs to pay for the holidays. Okay. Last holiday season

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four, there was a survey done by side

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<v Speaker 1>hustles dot com that found seventy eight percent of Americans

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<v Speaker 1>are either already side hustling or planning to pick up

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<v Speaker 1>a side gig to afford their holiday expenses. Of those responses,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty nine percent already have an extra job and another

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen percent plan on starting one. Well, Chef Valentino Luchin

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<v Speaker 1>is one of those people who decided to pick up

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<v Speaker 1>another gig for the holidays. Would you like to know

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<v Speaker 1>what other gigs Chef Valentino Luchin picked up for the holidays, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to trending news for the report police.

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<v Speaker 2>If your chef's hat looks suspiciously like a disguise, you

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<v Speaker 2>might be a bank Robert. If you're serving up soup

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<v Speaker 2>FLEs one day and subpoenas the next you're definitely in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the story of Valentino Lucian, a man who

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<v Speaker 2>switched from fine dining to felony. On September tenth, twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five, San Francisco police raced to a bank on

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<v Speaker 2>Grand Avenue. The suspect not your usual masked villain, but

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<v Speaker 2>Valentino luchin A known for his pasta not his pilfering.

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<v Speaker 2>He handed the teller a threatening note, grabbed the cash,

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<v Speaker 2>and vanished. But the city's finest and some sharp eyed

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<v Speaker 2>locals didn't let him get far Thanks to they tracked

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<v Speaker 2>him down and arrested him. No drama, no car chase,

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<v Speaker 2>just a chef caught off menu. Here's the real twist.

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<v Speaker 2>Investigators linked lucinto same methods, same chef's touch. Now, instead

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<v Speaker 2>of plating up Risotto, Luchen's facing a full serving of

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<v Speaker 2>charges at the County jail in San Francisco. Crime doesn't pay,

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<v Speaker 2>but it sure makes a wild story.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixty two years old and decided he wanted to rob

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<v Speaker 1>three banks in one day, proving you're never too old

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<v Speaker 1>to make bad decisions. It pains me to have to

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<v Speaker 1>say this, but you should never trade your spatula for

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<v Speaker 1>a ski mask. Okay. When you have a legitimate job, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a legitimate skill set that can make you money, you

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<v Speaker 1>never ever, ever, under any circumstance, trade that for a

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<v Speaker 1>life of crime. Some of y'all don't appreciate the positions

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<v Speaker 1>God has put you in, and you always let the

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<v Speaker 1>devil convince you that you need more and you need

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<v Speaker 1>it now, instead of just being patient and letting the

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<v Speaker 1>gifts God gave you make room for you when the

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<v Speaker 1>time is right. How you go from preparing risotto, preparing

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<v Speaker 1>to do twenty five to life at sixty two? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't a young man, all right? This is how

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<v Speaker 1>I know wisdom requires more than just you know, living

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<v Speaker 1>a long life. Even fools grow old. This man had

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<v Speaker 1>a legitimate job, a legitimate skill, a job that, depending

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<v Speaker 1>on employment type, could get in benefits and health insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>But he said, you know what I'm really missing a

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<v Speaker 1>federal indictment. Okay. What bothers me the most about this

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<v Speaker 1>is when you read more into the story. In twenty eighteen,

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<v Speaker 1>he was arrested on suspicion of armed robbery at a bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Back then he was fifty four, and he said, in

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<v Speaker 1>a jailhouse interview that he robbed the bank back then

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<v Speaker 1>because at the time he thought it was a good plan.

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<v Speaker 1>So from fifty four to sixty two, Chef Valentino hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>learned the damn thing about what's a good plan or

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<v Speaker 1>not forget farm the table. He went from kitchen to prison.

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<v Speaker 1>So now instead of worrying about a potential South Flee collapse,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta worry about a rectal prolapse. Please give Valentino

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<v Speaker 1>luching the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh no, you

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<v Speaker 1>are the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the day, the doge.

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<v Speaker 1>All the day. Yee. And if you're wondering what erectal

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<v Speaker 1>prolapse is, it's a condition would erect them the last

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<v Speaker 1>part of the large intesting protrudes through the anus. That's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy sixty two. No, thank you, Yeah, we weren't wondering. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. Three banks in one day, crazy sixty two.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, you know what I'm missing a federal.

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<v Speaker 1>Indict Three banks in one day, man, that's crazy, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well they got a job, Yeah, that's what that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, thank you for that, donkey. Today. Now

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<v Speaker 1>when we come back, Jasmine Cracker will be joining us,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna kick it with her next uncle anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Breakfast Club.

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