1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Your execution on the Donkey of the Day is something 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,600 Speaker 1: to God for you to read. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 2: He gave me Donkey other day and I deserve that. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,719 Speaker 1: You need to know. You need to tell them, I am. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 2: You have to tell them it's time for Donkey of 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 2: the Day. 7 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: It's a read. But you're so good at Charlamagne. 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:24,119 Speaker 2: He wants Charlamage as well. Damn Solomame, Who do you 9 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 2: give a dusky other day? 10 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: Soon? Now? Don't you hate when Instagram makes you question 11 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: your choices? Like I reported them? People? You know the 12 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: people that leave the spam that says, I wonder why 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 1: people go to the bathroom when they look at my pickets? 14 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: So I reported as new toy and Instagram going to 15 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: ask me about undiate eighteen. What that guy can do 16 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: with it? Had nothing to do with it, God damn it. 17 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: I reported it because I didn't want it anyway. Donkey 18 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: Today for Monday, September fifteenth goes to a sixty two 19 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: year old California chef named Valentino Luchin. Now we are 20 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter of twenty twenty five. You might 21 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: as well say we are in the holiday season, people, Okay, 22 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: Once Duncan Donuts put the pumpkins, spice items on the menu, 23 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: and spirit hollow wings stores start popping up we in 24 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 1: the holiday season, and both of those things have happened already. 25 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 1: So the holiday season is here, and a lot of 26 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: people pick up extra work during the holiday season. Okay, 27 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: a lot of people have to work two in three 28 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 1: jobs to pay for the holidays. Okay. Last holiday season 29 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, there was a survey done by side 30 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: hustles dot com that found seventy eight percent of Americans 31 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: are either already side hustling or planning to pick up 32 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: a side gig to afford their holiday expenses. Of those responses, 33 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: fifty nine percent already have an extra job and another 34 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: nineteen percent plan on starting one. Well, Chef Valentino Luchin 35 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: is one of those people who decided to pick up 36 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 1: another gig for the holidays. Would you like to know 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: what other gigs Chef Valentino Luchin picked up for the holidays, Well, 38 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: let's go to trending news for the report police. 39 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 2: If your chef's hat looks suspiciously like a disguise, you 40 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 2: might be a bank Robert. If you're serving up soup 41 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 2: FLEs one day and subpoenas the next you're definitely in trouble. 42 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 2: This is the story of Valentino Lucian, a man who 43 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: switched from fine dining to felony. On September tenth, twenty 44 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 2: twenty five, San Francisco police raced to a bank on 45 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 2: Grand Avenue. The suspect not your usual masked villain, but 46 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 2: Valentino luchin A known for his pasta not his pilfering. 47 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 2: He handed the teller a threatening note, grabbed the cash, 48 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 2: and vanished. But the city's finest and some sharp eyed 49 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 2: locals didn't let him get far Thanks to they tracked 50 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,360 Speaker 2: him down and arrested him. No drama, no car chase, 51 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 2: just a chef caught off menu. Here's the real twist. 52 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 2: Investigators linked lucinto same methods, same chef's touch. Now, instead 53 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,239 Speaker 2: of plating up Risotto, Luchen's facing a full serving of 54 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 2: charges at the County jail in San Francisco. Crime doesn't pay, 55 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 2: but it sure makes a wild story. 56 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 1: Sixty two years old and decided he wanted to rob 57 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: three banks in one day, proving you're never too old 58 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: to make bad decisions. It pains me to have to 59 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: say this, but you should never trade your spatula for 60 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: a ski mask. Okay. When you have a legitimate job, okay, 61 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: a legitimate skill set that can make you money, you 62 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: never ever, ever, under any circumstance, trade that for a 63 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: life of crime. Some of y'all don't appreciate the positions 64 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,519 Speaker 1: God has put you in, and you always let the 65 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,679 Speaker 1: devil convince you that you need more and you need 66 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: it now, instead of just being patient and letting the 67 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: gifts God gave you make room for you when the 68 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: time is right. How you go from preparing risotto, preparing 69 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: to do twenty five to life at sixty two? Okay? 70 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: This isn't a young man, all right? This is how 71 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: I know wisdom requires more than just you know, living 72 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: a long life. Even fools grow old. This man had 73 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: a legitimate job, a legitimate skill, a job that, depending 74 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: on employment type, could get in benefits and health insurance. 75 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: But he said, you know what I'm really missing a 76 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: federal indictment. Okay. What bothers me the most about this 77 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: is when you read more into the story. In twenty eighteen, 78 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: he was arrested on suspicion of armed robbery at a bank. 79 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: Back then he was fifty four, and he said, in 80 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: a jailhouse interview that he robbed the bank back then 81 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: because at the time he thought it was a good plan. 82 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: So from fifty four to sixty two, Chef Valentino hasn't 83 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: learned the damn thing about what's a good plan or 84 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: not forget farm the table. He went from kitchen to prison. 85 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: So now instead of worrying about a potential South Flee collapse, 86 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: you gotta worry about a rectal prolapse. Please give Valentino 87 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: luching the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh no, you 88 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: are the dog. 89 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 2: Of the day, the doge. 90 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: All the day. Yee. And if you're wondering what erectal 91 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: prolapse is, it's a condition would erect them the last 92 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: part of the large intesting protrudes through the anus. That's 93 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: crazy sixty two. No, thank you, Yeah, we weren't wondering. Yeah, 94 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: that's crazy. Three banks in one day, crazy sixty two. 95 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 2: He said, you know what I'm missing a federal. 96 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 1: Indict Three banks in one day, man, that's crazy, all right, 97 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: Well they got a job, Yeah, that's what that's crazy. 98 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you for that, donkey. Today. Now 99 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: when we come back, Jasmine Cracker will be joining us, 100 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: so we're gonna kick it with her next uncle anywhere. 101 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: It's the Breakfast Club. 102 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 2: Good morning. The Breakfast Club. 103 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael 104 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 1: to Bull. Lamb is soft. 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