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Speaker 1: It's another Jube the twenties. Hello, Yeah, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Dana. It's a singer. Yeah, my name is Buttons.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry what my name is Buttons? You know, like

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Speaker 1: on your shirt. Yeah, I'm it's not my real name. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I'm a clown. And I go, all right, that's what

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Speaker 1: I go buy his buttons. I know it's sad, I

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Speaker 1: get it. Oh okay, Buttons. Um, how did you get

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Speaker 1: my number? Well, you're a personal trainer, right, yes, I am.

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Speaker 1: Did someone refer you to me? Yeah, my parole officer.

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Speaker 1: He said that getting healthy is part of the recovery

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Speaker 1: process or some bowls like that. So I thought i'd

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Speaker 1: get you on the phone and talk about getting in

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Speaker 1: there to get in shape or whatever. You Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know I used to be. You know, I used

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Speaker 1: to be in pretty good shape back when I gave it,

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Speaker 1: you know. Oh okay, Well, you know, maybe unfortunately a

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Speaker 1: wonderful way to kind of produce positive endorphins, and that

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Speaker 1: could be something really great for you. Yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: think positive endorphins or something I've experienced since the eighties

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Speaker 1: without the help of other substances. Okay, Well, a clean

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Speaker 1: body and a clean. Mine are always you know, they

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Speaker 1: work together. So um. Cardiovascular fitness is always an integral

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Speaker 1: part of any kind of fitness red when I was

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Speaker 1: When I was seven, my mom ran out on me.

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Speaker 1: How is that for running? Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 1: She said, hey, watch the TV. So sat down to

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Speaker 1: watch the TV. She said she'd be back before dinner

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Speaker 1: and just never came back. Wow, yeah, that's what I said.

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Speaker 1: How about you know? I found out later that the

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Speaker 1: reason she didn't come home was because she hooked up

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Speaker 1: with some Carney named Steve h. That's a terrible story.

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Speaker 1: You'd think you'd think that'd be a terrible story, but

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Speaker 1: it's pretty much par for the course in my life.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a clown, for God's sake, an adult clown.

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Speaker 1: When's the last time you met a clown in a

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Speaker 1: really long time? Yeah, exactly. That's how I make a

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Speaker 1: quote a living on a quote. Well, what's your stance

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Speaker 1: on cigarettes? Uh no, there's no smoking. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: need at least a smoke break or two during workouts,

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Speaker 1: you know, Buttons, I don't know if this is the

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Speaker 1: right thing for you to do at this time in

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Speaker 1: your life. Maybe you're not ready to take this down.

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Speaker 1: I know what, It doesn't even really matter what you

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Speaker 1: think or what I think. The courts think. It's a

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Speaker 1: great idea, and if I don't do it, then I'm

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Speaker 1: going to have to go back on the other side

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Speaker 1: of the fence. So are you telling me that you're

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Speaker 1: going to run out on me too? Oh? Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. You probably work people out pretty

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Speaker 1: hard and their muscles get sore. You got any muscle relaxers? No,

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Speaker 1: because I definitely use a muscle relaxer or six right now, buttons,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need the name of your parole officers

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Speaker 1: so I can speak with him. He doesn't have any

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Speaker 1: muscle relaxers. I already asked him. No, No, I need

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Speaker 1: his name. I need your parole officer's name so I

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Speaker 1: can contact him. It's just a technical thing that I

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Speaker 1: do for my business to find out who I'm recommended,

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Speaker 1: so I can kind of keep track of my client talent.

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Speaker 1: Things like that. Yeah, what is your parole officer's name?

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Speaker 1: His name is Jubil. Is that his last name? That's

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Speaker 1: his first name? Can you believe it? Your name? It?

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Speaker 1: What a weird name? Right? That's different? Um? And what

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Speaker 1: about your what about his last name? You're actually talking

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Speaker 1: with him right now, and I'm talking this your parole

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Speaker 1: officer on the line as well. No, you're talking with Jebil.

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Speaker 1: I think that you might have taken something. And if

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Speaker 1: you're not feeling well, I think that you need to

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Speaker 1: call mine one round. No, this is actually just a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Excuse me, I'm not buttons at all.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Who wait, what, No,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your husband, Randy set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you serious? Yeah, he said he wanted

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Speaker 1: to hear you squirm, and I thought, what better way

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Speaker 1: than to have a depressed clown to try to call

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Speaker 1: him see if you can help fix his life. Thank god,

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Speaker 1: that was a real. Yeah, it was all fake, except

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Speaker 1: for the muscle relaxer part. Do you have any of those?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wake of every mon morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties buly On Moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five