1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: My mother in law stole something priceless, so I'm getting 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: her arrested. Let's part two, John Oh, Part two, the 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: big one, the big one. We got a thicky today, 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: so let's jump into it. Backstory on myself and my 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: relationship with my mother. So since I've mentioned being in 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: no contact with my mother since before meeting Wifey, I 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,159 Speaker 1: thought i'd give some history as to why, and just 8 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: a quick recap on everything that we heard in part one. Basically, 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: Op's mother in law stole his priceless collection of skeleton 10 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: keys priced around like three thousand dollars. Yep. What did 11 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: his wife do but take mother in law's side? And 12 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: so now OHP is realizing this easy pattern of disrespect 13 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: that's been happening over like the last couple of years. 14 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: So what is he gonna do. It's get a divorce, 15 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: gotta leaf, gotta leave, He's gotta leave. So we're getting 16 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: into that divorce space and we're gonna get into some 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: more context into all of this. So do it. My 18 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: mother is a thieving self victory demizing control of freak 19 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: and a Karen long before people call them that. She 20 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: makes scenes in public, openly hates animals. Gosh repeatedly try 21 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: to get meals comped for acting like food or service. 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: Terrible is both a liar and a thief and had 23 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: a revolving door of boyfriends in her life, and her 24 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: favorite lines to me were things like life isn't fair. 25 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: You don't have to like it, you just have to 26 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: do it. And I'm not asking but telling. Finally, does 27 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,639 Speaker 1: this look like the face of someone who cares? 28 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 2: And that face looks like this little cat, buttle, little 29 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 2: bit cat, but whole face sour. 30 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,199 Speaker 1: I think that paints a fairly clear picture. Also, don't 31 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: think of this as some long SOB story. Now, this 32 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: is a long I don't know vengeance story, seventy two 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: hundred vengeance story, a. 34 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 3: Long SOB victory victory. 35 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: Oh god. I had a poor but constructive childhood where 36 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 1: I learned to make do with what I had. And yes, 37 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: I apologize for the length, same as to do that too. 38 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: That was just to say that about you. Once I 39 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: started writing, it opened a floodgate things that John also opens. 40 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 3: Thanks go. 41 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: Cautioned floor wet John walks into a room with my girlfriend, 42 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: with my girlfriend, with my girlfriend, Yeah, John, I have 43 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: a girlfriend, fry, I'll do my best at the TLDR 44 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 1: at the bottom. By the way, this comes from my 45 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: keys were stolen on the entitled people sub reddit. 46 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 3: Really liked that one. 47 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: So growing up, I didn't have a father. Guy died 48 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: when I was toddler from an overdose, so my mother 49 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,240 Speaker 1: raised me. I thought we weren't getting a sob story. 50 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,799 Speaker 1: I feel like the sab is starting to store. 51 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 3: I'm sobbing. 52 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: I didn't have any paternal grandparents. Yeah, see, you're making 53 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: John Wett already. Uh. And I lost my maternal at 54 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: a young age. They were seemingly good people, so how 55 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: they had someone as nasty as my mother is on me? 56 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: After they died, I only got occasional familial support from 57 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: other relatives, and it wasn't much because they didn't like 58 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: being around my mother. My mother also kept moving us 59 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: farther away from them. I eventually learned that my mother 60 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: used me as emotional blackmail to try to make them 61 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: give her the things she wanted. As a result, I 62 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: never got close to any of them. Even now, we 63 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: barely speak. To be fair to my mother, in one way, 64 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: she worked her booty off to keep a roof over 65 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: overr heads at a job that paid minimum wage, but 66 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: it meant she wasn't around during the day much, and 67 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: she spent a fair amount of her spare money on 68 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: booze after covering the bills. 69 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 3: Sounds like a winner, oh man. 70 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: She openly told me many times while drunk that she 71 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: hadn't wanted a child and she hated being a parent. 72 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: When she was around, she was most often inebriated and 73 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: made me do any chore she could think of to 74 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: get me out of her sight. I thought this wasn't 75 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: going to be a sob stry. This is definitely a 76 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: sob story. 77 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 3: What false advertising. 78 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: Unless I willingly went outside to do something else rain 79 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: or shine, night or day, I was outside a lot 80 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: when she was home. I even slept outside. Sometimes I 81 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: built forts nearby at a scrap tree, limbs and refuse, 82 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: and those provided some needed fun and shelter on many 83 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: occasions when I wanted to be away from my mother. 84 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 2: OPI is like, the only fun I had was putting 85 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 2: sticks together as a little fort for myself to be homeless. 86 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 4: I did that for fun as a kid, and my 87 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 4: little brothers do it now. 88 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 3: But that's so sad, same, I guess, yeah, not when 89 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 3: you have to. 90 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: Also just to be clear. So this is this is 91 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: Ope talking about the relationship with his own. 92 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,720 Speaker 2: Mother, which in part one we didn't hear a peep 93 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 2: about his own mother. 94 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: So this is yeah first reveal, This is this is 95 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 1: Opie's backstory. Yeah it villain, Yeah villain ark. I built 96 00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: fort seat of junk and those provided some needed fun 97 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: and shelter on many occasions when I wanted to be 98 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: away from my mother. At first, they were just leaning 99 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: shelters built against trees. But one day I got a 100 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: better idea. I found a discarded shovel and started digging 101 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: a hole in the woods near my apartment. I feel 102 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: like we're getting into like primitive technology type videos. You're 103 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: seeing those videos on YouTube where the dudes are like 104 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 1: building holes with sticks and shovels, and it turned into 105 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: this massive yeah, like water slide and venture park like 106 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: so yeah. 107 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 2: They create like a five star log cabin yea of 108 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 2: just like sticks. 109 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: On the ground, sticks and stones and started digging a 110 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: hole in the woods near my apartment. I must have 111 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: spent weeks working on the sport. It was my crowning 112 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: achievement back then. The hardest part was digging the hole, 113 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,159 Speaker 1: but I must have gotten in at least five feet 114 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 1: deep and maybe eight feet long, and I built a 115 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: roof over it, used a couple of support beams. I 116 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 1: used rope and screws to hold it together. Then I 117 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: covered it with a multiple layers of discarded plastic and plywood. 118 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: I could find man's like bear grills but homeless. 119 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 4: Dang. Maybe this is why he weren't a home so 120 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 4: bad they didn't want to let. 121 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,919 Speaker 3: Go as a child. This is I mean, this is 122 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 3: a lot. 123 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 4: I just relate to the keys. 124 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: He's he's saying, this isn't some sort of sob story, 125 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: but the proceeds to tell us his whole So. 126 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 2: Get ready, he's building a home that doesn't need keys, 127 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 2: and later he has a home with keys destroys him. 128 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe maybe you know, after this hold divorce, man 129 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 1: just goes back to the forest. 130 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 2: This was a fort that protected his heart, and now 131 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 2: he's going back anything goes. I think no, I think 132 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,280 Speaker 2: he's going back to this for it. He's going to 133 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 2: find the Holy Doug when he was a child and 134 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 2: go back to living there. I don't know if I 135 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 2: believe that this what's let's call him nine year old 136 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 2: boy is building a eight foot by five foot like home. 137 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: Oh ye, little faith, I'll show you some of the 138 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: holes that I built when out with a kid the 139 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: whole Those holes were big and wide. Oh and could 140 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: fit five grown men. 141 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 2: Five grown men? How do you know that measurement? There's 142 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:04,159 Speaker 2: something you want to confess to us. 143 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 4: At nine? 144 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: So wait, John, let me let me, let me let 145 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: me clarify this. So when I'm talking about my seven 146 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: year old self, ale, yeah, saying five grown men could 147 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: fit there, you're asking me how I know? Yeah, Like, 148 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: did you have to have my uncles? My dad's, one 149 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: of my dad's, one of ten could fit in my hole? 150 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: All right, I'm moving on. 151 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 2: I think we need to I think we need to 152 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 2: keep digging into this. 153 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 1: All right. I confess, though, that this idea was not 154 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: original to me, as a kid at school told me 155 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: he and his friends built a similar form, only they 156 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: didn't have to make theirs out of trash. I piled 157 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: the dirt from the excavation on top. We're getting so 158 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: deep into this dirt fortress literally and made it into 159 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 1: a small hill well, kind of like a Hobbit house. 160 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 1: I even planted moss and grass all over it went inside. 161 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 1: I kept picturing myself as bugs bunny. The hardest part 162 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: was hiding the door because I couldn't cover it in leaves. 163 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 1: While I was inside the fort, I made a makeshift 164 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: ladder to get in and out. Why are we still 165 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 1: on this all will be explained. You don't even know 166 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: the plot line context that this is going to carry, 167 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,320 Speaker 1: and the door covering the entrance was a piece of 168 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 1: old plywood. I tried to make it look as filthy 169 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: as possible, dudey, The fort worked pretty damn well, even 170 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,360 Speaker 1: kept the rain out. I even had a makeshift bunk 171 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 1: to sleep on. I was around eleven when I built 172 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 1: this thing, and I told no one about it. But 173 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 1: at last we moved to another apartment about ten miles away. 174 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,439 Speaker 1: A year later, I went back to my old fort 175 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 1: by bike to once to check on it after a 176 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 1: few months and found an unfriendly homeless guy living in it. 177 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 2: The way this was going as I was expecting him 178 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 2: to be like, And then I figured out that if 179 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 2: you break down the chemicals and rainwater, it generates electricity. 180 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: Ezekiel is like, this is like the story the other day, 181 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: with a painful level of useless content. 182 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, if I don't see a skeleton key in the 183 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 4: next sinister or two. 184 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be pissed, Baby Edward. 185 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,200 Speaker 1: I couldn't even get back the stuff I'd hidden there 186 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: and called it a loss. The next apartment wasn't so 187 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,600 Speaker 1: close to the woods, so I didn't get the chance 188 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: to build another fort like that, and as a teenager 189 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,599 Speaker 1: I managed to get my hands on a tent I 190 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: used occasionally, thankfully. As I got a bit older, my 191 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: mother started not coming back for around three days at 192 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: a time on average, and I had peace. So long 193 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,920 Speaker 1: as there was food for me to eat and things 194 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: for me to do, I was fine. From the age 195 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 1: of seven onward, I no longer had babysitters because one 196 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 1: of my maternal grandparents had passed around that time and 197 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 1: the other was too sick to help with anything. Both 198 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 1: are pretty sick in their final years. I had gotten 199 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: used to being home alone in a stuffy apartment, no 200 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 1: ac and not a lot to do when not at school. 201 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: My mother never had access to a carver own. We 202 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 1: were bus people unless one of her boyfriends gave us 203 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: a ride. I think from the age of eight, I 204 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 1: was essentially taking care of myself, getting myself up for school, 205 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 1: making most of my own meals, et cetera. I pretty 206 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 1: much lived off cereal and microwave dinners at this point. 207 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 1: At school, that is true. 208 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,720 Speaker 3: No, it's like like classy. 209 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:26,479 Speaker 1: I mean it is literally eat Cereal and my dinners. 210 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 3: Every day class. 211 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: That is true. Classy, they are class They are Twitter 212 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:36,800 Speaker 1: jokes for sponsors, and at school, I qualify for free 213 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: lunch programs that were for less fortunate family. 214 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 3: Yeah. 215 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 1: My mother played that system for all it was worth. 216 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 3: I mean, if not, sounds like you'd be eating dirt. 217 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it sounds like you needed that. You were. 218 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 1: You were like, I'm taking the bus everywhere, Mom, get 219 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: some free school lunch. Yeahz freaking dirt dirt man. Yeah, 220 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,160 Speaker 1: my god. We always lived in the cheapest apartment and 221 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 1: not so savory neighborhoods. We never had cable or home internet, 222 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,640 Speaker 1: so unless hang out with a friend at their house 223 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 1: or going to the library, I could only watch public 224 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,240 Speaker 1: Access TV until they cut it from the air, or 225 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,760 Speaker 1: watch one of the few DVDs or VHS tapes we 226 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: had around. I didn't even have a video game console 227 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: until a friend's parent gave me their brother's old N 228 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 1: sixty four out of pity w free game system Sarah 229 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,160 Speaker 1: Heineme says, the more this story continues, the more I 230 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 1: dislike op. 231 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 4: Why do you dislike him? He had a hard live. 232 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: What I feel like, I'm getting a bunch of useless context. 233 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:42,440 Speaker 2: Just you wait the ground we are breaking. Its first 234 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 2: going to build the foundation of the mind BET or 235 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 2: be relevant. 236 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,719 Speaker 4: It's going to relate to a skeleton key UNBT in 237 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,559 Speaker 4: New Money all right. 238 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 1: Back at the time, those consoles weren't worth half a dam, 239 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,000 Speaker 1: so they gave it to me for free, along with 240 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: some games and at old TV they no longer used 241 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 1: for things to do. I regularly scaffaged the garbage in 242 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: the dumpsters of the apartment complexes around the area for 243 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,600 Speaker 1: anything I could use to play with. I found closed toys, 244 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:13,400 Speaker 1: a BMX bike, a radio Walkman, and a few movies 245 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:18,080 Speaker 1: on DVD and VHS, so that way, including some xx 246 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 1: X ones if you get my meaning, I really had 247 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:25,760 Speaker 1: to hide those. Well what is this bros resourcial? 248 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, he got some touch on a Reddit and he's like, 249 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 4: I'm about to tell her when my life. 250 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: Sadly, people mostly only threw out bad movies, so I 251 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 1: didn't exactly get to see a lot of blockbusters unless 252 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 1: they were unwanted vhs. I surprisingly found a fair amount 253 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: of legos. Those really helped keep me entertained. I did 254 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 1: find video game card I did find video game cartridges 255 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:52,160 Speaker 1: on occasion and often sold them to the games Tour, 256 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 1: but because they were for consoles I didn't have. But 257 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: I was very lucky to find an N sixty four 258 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,960 Speaker 1: game a couple of times. But if I remember right, 259 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: they were sports games that I didn't find interesting people 260 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 1: throughout books all the time, too, but I've never been 261 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 1: much of a reader. 262 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 3: Of course, he just looks at dirt. That's where he 263 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,240 Speaker 3: gets all of his knowledge from. It becomes one with 264 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 3: this earth. 265 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: This is ridiculous, This is too much. This is like, 266 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,000 Speaker 1: this is like when your teacher's like, hey, there's an 267 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,200 Speaker 1: a thousand word limit, Like you got to write at 268 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,800 Speaker 1: least a thousand words. Yeah, And then you're like, when 269 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,319 Speaker 1: I was a child, and not before I was an adult, 270 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 1: but after I was a toddler, I met a man, 271 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,560 Speaker 1: not just any man. The man was my father. My 272 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 1: biological thought like this is yeah, exactly the SpongeBob blah. 273 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,679 Speaker 1: When my mother found out I was digging in the garbage, 274 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 1: SHO didn't even try to stop me. Instead, she told 275 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: me to grab any aluminum cans or beer bottles I 276 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 1: found too, then recycle them for the deposit money. That 277 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 1: became the closest thing I ever had to an allowance. 278 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: During that time, I also frequented the local dollars stores 279 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: for small things I need. What kind of small things 280 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 1: you might be asking, I am, you were very curious. 281 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 1: Tell me about what small things I need to know? Well, 282 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: the small things were any usable clothes I found that 283 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,440 Speaker 1: fit were just thrown in the wash and worn. I 284 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 1: also learned how to sew and men tears and pop 285 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,160 Speaker 1: seams and clothes from a young age. Without help at school, 286 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 1: I could never let on that I had clothes I 287 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,240 Speaker 1: found in the garbage. My friends knew, though, and they 288 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,200 Speaker 1: kept the secret. Funny thing is people threw out a 289 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: lot of surprisingly good clothes. 290 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 3: That is funny. 291 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 1: That is so funny, dying. I don't know if they 292 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: were wasteful. What can't tell you how many shirts and pants? 293 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 4: All? 294 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,800 Speaker 1: Right, guys, am I really about to read seven thousand words. 295 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:45,960 Speaker 3: Of this guy? 296 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, what is this at all? I feel like 297 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: this is like zero percent interesting? Yeah, I feel like 298 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 1: this is zero percent interesting. 299 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 3: I was gonna say at the end, we could probably 300 00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 3: cut out a lot. 301 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 1: Of right, I am I crazy? Are you guys? 302 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 3: Are you guys? Tell us chat? Am? 303 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: I should I skip ahead? 304 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 3: Everyone's saying skip all right. 305 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: So my personal obsession with skeleton keys started at a 306 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,560 Speaker 1: fairly young age. My mother took me into an antique 307 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,960 Speaker 1: store with the boyfriend she had back then. I saw 308 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 1: display with lots of keys for. 309 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,120 Speaker 3: Sale in it. 310 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 1: The boyfriend offered to get me one, but my mother 311 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: refused to allow it and told me they were just 312 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: old junk. I kept wanting one, though. I started keeping 313 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: modern keys I found from time to time, and I 314 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,880 Speaker 1: got a bunch of can opener keys, you know, the 315 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,560 Speaker 1: kind that opened Kansas spam. I had a whole ring 316 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: of them. My mother found the keys and threw them 317 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 1: all out. I had to beg her to at least 318 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 1: let me keep the can opener keys, which I was 319 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 1: barely able to get back after becoming an adults. Finally 320 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 1: we're in adulthood. Yes, I started collecting skeleton keys. 321 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,200 Speaker 2: And think about the childhood connection, the mom taking the 322 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,920 Speaker 2: the mother in law taking the keys, like this is 323 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 2: this is hitting something deep in ob Yeah, when they're 324 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 2: gone relevant. 325 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 1: We're finally at relevant. 326 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 3: Oh yeah. 327 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: At first it was very slow and just keys from 328 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 1: a local antique store. But once I was out of 329 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 1: college and got a good job, what did OP start doing? 330 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,600 Speaker 1: Tell me buying skeleton keys on eBay? 331 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:17,920 Speaker 3: Fair? 332 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,480 Speaker 1: It is, and that's where I've got them. So all 333 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,560 Speaker 1: this to know that OP is buying skeleton keys on 334 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: eBay important TLDR. My mother was terrible and uninvolved. I 335 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: should have just read this all right, teldry. My mother 336 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: was a terrible and uninvolved parent, as well as a 337 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 1: drunk control freak, a thief, and a complete Karen. I 338 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: had to learn to be independent from a young age 339 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,880 Speaker 1: and did whatever I could to survive and avoid her. 340 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: I dug through trash to find things I needed, and 341 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: taught myself life skills, recycle bottles and cans for pocket money, 342 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 1: and even built an underground fort to heiden. My mother 343 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 1: tried to act differently towards me and my teens when 344 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 1: she realized I didn't need her, but I left at 345 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: eighteen and she followed me to try to force me 346 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,720 Speaker 1: to with her again. But I eventually went no contact 347 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,480 Speaker 1: and haven't spoken to her in years and now we 348 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,880 Speaker 1: get to the updates. Now we get to the update. 349 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,640 Speaker 2: And again in episode one, we didn't know anything about 350 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 2: Opie's own mom, which probably painted a lot of how 351 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 2: he viewed the mother in law too, like the skepticism 352 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:25,040 Speaker 2: of a mother figure, especially when she starts like in. 353 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 1: Deep, the skepticism of a mother figure. We're psychoanalyzed. 354 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,119 Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. 355 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: All Right, we'll see, but we got an update. Okay, 356 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: I believe this is like tangential to the first part 357 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:41,960 Speaker 1: because the update is my nasty coworker gave my cell 358 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: number to my mother that I was trying to cut 359 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: out of my life. So I just got the TLDR. 360 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: On the backstory, Mom's coming back, so op, he says, 361 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: I spoke before in detail about my mother. It wasn't 362 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,679 Speaker 1: that much detail, a little bit. Just know she's an 363 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: extremely awful person. I'm glad I have nothing to do 364 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,000 Speaker 1: with her anymore. But this is about Ted, a co 365 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,919 Speaker 1: worker I used to have when I was in college 366 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,760 Speaker 1: and working part time in a warehouse. Unlike me, Ted 367 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: was a full time employ but he didn't act like it. 368 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,680 Speaker 1: We're about the same age. Though. Ted was a snoop. 369 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,959 Speaker 1: He loved gossip, and he loved to look for things. 370 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 1: Ted also spent long periods in the bathroom listening to 371 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,760 Speaker 1: MP three's just to avoid working. 372 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,640 Speaker 4: Like someone else, I know it just loves Kanye in the. 373 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 1: Bathroom non stop, his idol. 374 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 3: Not even dignify that idle. 375 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, because he can't can't you know, he can't respond 376 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,600 Speaker 1: when he just has eight O eight's and heartbreaks, just 377 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: playing or repeating his head. 378 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:47,880 Speaker 2: The first time he got go ahead, get it out, 379 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,640 Speaker 2: get it out, let it fly. 380 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: Shout out Kanye, yay, No, yeah, yeah, do you have 381 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:00,280 Speaker 1: any words for Kanye? If you know not? You do 382 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 1: not even like dude. All that stuff you've been saying 383 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,359 Speaker 1: is a little crazy. It sounds like you're just standing 384 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 1: by everything. 385 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 4: Tell him how you really feel about the Dawnda album. 386 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,000 Speaker 4: Come on, go ahead tell him. 387 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 3: I have no comment. Damn, I have no comment. 388 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 1: Wow, Which you know what that means? A okay from 389 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 1: Johnny boy? 390 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 2: You are you are the nine year old digging dirt 391 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,159 Speaker 2: boxes okay in the earth for no reason. 392 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,760 Speaker 1: Anyway. The first time he got written up for that 393 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: was bringing XX material to work and reading it out 394 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: in the open while on break. Sounds like someone I 395 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 1: know John loves his fifty he does. He loves his smut. 396 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,520 Speaker 3: Love it. 397 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:45,040 Speaker 2: Put it on audible, nothing more, turn up the volume 398 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 2: you ask me. 399 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,360 Speaker 1: And press just member into my loin cloth. 400 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 2: Get gets surround sound speakers in the house, at all 401 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 2: the studios, and just play that. 402 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 1: Over here, you know. Actually sidebar. I was gone the 403 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,200 Speaker 1: way home from Thanksgiving and my sister my mom were 404 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,159 Speaker 1: listening to some like fifty Shades of Gray, like like 405 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 1: it was like a murder mystery thing from Audible, and 406 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 1: I woke up and it was literally like and he 407 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,119 Speaker 1: pressed his membrance to my blah blah blah, and I 408 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,439 Speaker 1: woke up, like, guys, what are you listening to? And 409 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 1: they're like, I swear it's not usually like this, but 410 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 1: it sounded like it was usually like that. Mmm, now 411 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 1: that was relevant anyway. Yeah, yeah, Socrates says, John's complacency 412 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:33,840 Speaker 1: tisk tisk amen. That's me, amen, what you're you gonna do? 413 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,119 Speaker 1: He called it bs and said our manager was a 414 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,879 Speaker 1: prude just for watching xxx tantassion. But no one else 415 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 1: si with him about it. The second time Ted got 416 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,679 Speaker 1: written of it was because he gave my cell phone 417 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,480 Speaker 1: to my mother. 418 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:51,920 Speaker 3: Mmmmm, evil mother. 419 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 1: She called my job pretending to be my girlfriend, and 420 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,000 Speaker 1: Ted gave her the number without question. How did he 421 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 1: get it, Well, all the employees have their umbers written 422 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,080 Speaker 1: down by the manager. Most of the employees were part 423 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,879 Speaker 1: timers like me, and employee turnover rates were high, so 424 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: the manager had all our numbers written down, ready to 425 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: call someone in to take a shift when needed, which 426 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 1: was surprisingly often. I wouldn't call the manager an unpleasant guy, 427 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,240 Speaker 1: but he kept everyone at at arm's length. Anyway. Ted 428 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 1: gave my mother my first cell phone number, and she 429 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: immediately used it to start calling and harassing me. Oh, 430 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: he got in trouble for it when I complained to 431 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,199 Speaker 1: the boss because it was in the rules you're not 432 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,720 Speaker 1: allowed to give out any personal information of your coworkers. 433 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,360 Speaker 1: Ted actually blamed the ride up he got for it 434 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,639 Speaker 1: on me and claimed I should have warned him. I 435 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 1: pointed out that if I had a girlfriend, then she'd 436 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 1: already have my number. She wouldn't need to ask a 437 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,199 Speaker 1: stranger for it. True. As Eagle says, please skip ahead 438 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,359 Speaker 1: before we all go brain dead, does this also feel 439 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:50,880 Speaker 1: brain dead? 440 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 3: Yeah? 441 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: I feel like these next parts it's like the sequel 442 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,120 Speaker 1: is never as good as the original. 443 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 4: Well, it does go more onto the mother in law saga. 444 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:03,000 Speaker 4: Just gip ahead to that part update. WiFi broke her silence, 445 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 4: tried to seduce me, and is scrambling to find an apartment. 446 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,480 Speaker 1: Now. Oh, the fact that this was predicted so well 447 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,280 Speaker 1: by so many people is kind of frightening, but it 448 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,199 Speaker 1: only seems to prove what a big stereotype wife he is. 449 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 1: After roughly a week of silent treatment from her wife, 450 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,640 Speaker 1: he couldn't keep it up anymore and started love bombing. 451 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:25,040 Speaker 1: So remember in part one, Yes, we had the mother 452 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 1: in law of Ope steal his skeleton keys that meant 453 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,399 Speaker 1: the world to him. WiFi took the mother in law's 454 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 1: side and basically paid out of like pocket for her 455 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,520 Speaker 1: bailout or something. 456 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 3: Basically took the money from me. 457 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, basically took the money from Opie. And Opie's like, 458 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,440 Speaker 1: why aren't you supporting me and supporting your mother instead? 459 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,160 Speaker 1: And he's like it sounds like you don't even want 460 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,239 Speaker 1: to be in a relationship and she's like yeah, And 461 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 1: so they're splitting up. OPI serves her divorce papers at 462 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,119 Speaker 1: her work and now they've been apart for a while. 463 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,159 Speaker 1: I think Opie's wife is having a little change of heart. 464 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,679 Speaker 2: He also predicted this too, He said she might like 465 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 2: he mentioned love bombing before in the first episode. 466 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,359 Speaker 1: So let's see if the love bomb continues. So after 467 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,000 Speaker 1: roughly a week of the silent treatment from her wife, 468 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,359 Speaker 1: he couldn't keep it up anymore and started love bombing, 469 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: which I guess the only thing you could do in 470 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,479 Speaker 1: the situation. She even tried to make meat dinner and 471 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,399 Speaker 1: get me drunk. I told her while she was cooking 472 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,720 Speaker 1: that I wouldn't touch anything she made. For one, she's 473 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,399 Speaker 1: a terrible cook, so I guess that's that's one reason. 474 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. 475 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,879 Speaker 1: And secondly she's a terrible person. I know. 476 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,639 Speaker 3: Oh, he doesn't say that. 477 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,560 Speaker 1: No, I don't trust her to not put something in 478 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: the food. She made overcooked hamburgers, and I didn't touch 479 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,320 Speaker 1: them or the alcohol provided. I mean the beer was 480 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,320 Speaker 1: already opened. And she cried and said I was being 481 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,160 Speaker 1: mean by not eating her food, and I totally said 482 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,919 Speaker 1: it was because I can't trust her. Any can't do it. 483 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 1: You can't do it, can't do it. You can't eat 484 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 1: the food of people you don't trust you. 485 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 4: You know, if they take away the key to your heart. 486 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,199 Speaker 1: Even they take away the key of your heart, especially, 487 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,639 Speaker 1: they take away the key to your heart. You know, 488 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,479 Speaker 1: you're not gonna you know, if food is the window 489 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: to the soul, and the soul is made up with 490 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,120 Speaker 1: the heart, how can you open up your heart to food. 491 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,440 Speaker 1: Gotta have trust in a crowbar and a crowbar. Yeah, 492 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,600 Speaker 1: unless you have a crowbar. 493 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, then you just get in whatever you want. 494 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,639 Speaker 1: It's true, it's true. I've seen I've been walking to 495 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,040 Speaker 1: walking dead, and they definitely do that. True the access 496 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 1: Bobbie hearts and brains, crowbars, yep. But she retorted that 497 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,360 Speaker 1: it wasn't like she cheated on me or anything. It's 498 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,119 Speaker 1: not that bad, you know, it's not that bad. It's 499 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,199 Speaker 1: just a felony. It's just stealing, it's not cheating. I 500 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 1: said back that she may as well have cheated, since 501 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: her mother was always more important to her than me. 502 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,480 Speaker 1: You cheated on me with your own mother. If you 503 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 1: love her so much, why don't you marry her the man? 504 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: She married me the man. Anyway, you can't keep a 505 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,400 Speaker 1: marriage by treating your spouse as secondary wife. He changed 506 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,399 Speaker 1: the subject by breaking down crying again. I guess is 507 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,120 Speaker 1: that changing the subject or that shifting attention? I guess 508 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,280 Speaker 1: that's something is me. Look at me and bega. If 509 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 1: I stopped the divorce, we could get marriage counseling, the 510 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,479 Speaker 1: marriage counseling I had wanted, and she'd never try to 511 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,680 Speaker 1: have mother live with us ever again. I told her, 512 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,119 Speaker 1: what do you think? 513 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 2: He told her that sounds great. Let's dig a hole 514 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,320 Speaker 2: in the dirt and stay there forever, and we're never. 515 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:25,320 Speaker 1: Gonna oh run, I told her it was far too late. 516 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 3: He stabbed me. 517 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 1: She had her chance, and she blew it. 518 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,160 Speaker 3: Badly, and not in the right way. 519 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 1: Not in the right way, in all the wrong ways. 520 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,399 Speaker 1: She always made it very clear where she'll always stand. 521 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 1: In the past two years, she made no effort to 522 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,560 Speaker 1: get better and only acted nicer in public. Why would 523 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: I want to stay in that sort of toxic relationship? 524 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 1: She had to answer truthfully for once and admitted that 525 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,680 Speaker 1: she would likely would have left me if I'd done 526 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 1: the same. But she still kept trying to convince me 527 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 1: not to divorce and that we could work it out. 528 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: I had to just walk away and go into the 529 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,679 Speaker 1: office again. WIFEI didn't stop, and even tried to initiate 530 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 1: intimacy a couple times, just lean in for a little 531 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: little kiss shutting down. No, not today, no surreen. He 532 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:12,960 Speaker 1: walked around the house in lingerie a lot. That's what 533 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,639 Speaker 1: John does when he wants to get my attention. 534 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,680 Speaker 3: That's true. 535 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 1: Guilty, guilty, guilty as John Stock and even again to Stock. 536 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,639 Speaker 2: You just walking around like this and some lingerie. Just 537 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 2: my hands wiggles, but. 538 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,200 Speaker 1: I like you knows that I like my hands wiggle 539 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,680 Speaker 1: like that, and even my favorite of wearing nothing but 540 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,199 Speaker 1: a lazy apron. See now, O piece of the details. 541 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: But at least these are fun details. I want to 542 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,439 Speaker 1: know about that Lacey apron. Okay, she hasn't done that 543 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,399 Speaker 1: for me since our honeymoon, even when I asked. She 544 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: tried touching me in places what places, running her fingers 545 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,080 Speaker 1: in my hair, and getting. 546 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 3: On her knees. I don't know if I want you. 547 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,119 Speaker 1: Reading this to try to entice me go back to 548 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,199 Speaker 1: the dirt bowls, because you get in a chubb. I 549 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,359 Speaker 1: didn't take her bait, and I stone walled. That's what 550 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,919 Speaker 1: I call it. God, she ended up gas lighting me 551 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 1: with am I not good enough? I told her she 552 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: used to be, but I just can't see her that 553 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 1: way anymore. Wife left me alone to hit the bottle 554 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,919 Speaker 1: hard after I said that. So she's going and drinking 555 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,560 Speaker 1: and she wound up pukin in the kitchen. I wouldn't 556 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,760 Speaker 1: put it past her to try and baby trap or 557 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,399 Speaker 1: frame me at this point. That's why she's trying to 558 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: get her. That's why I tried to get him stone walled, you. 559 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 2: Know windstone cow Girl check protection for holes, no. 560 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,159 Speaker 3: Holes, no holes. 561 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,800 Speaker 1: Well, the only safe spicy sleep is no spicy sleep, correct, 562 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 1: and Opie is abstaining. I even locked the door when 563 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,200 Speaker 1: I sleep, and I've installed a hidden camera in the room. 564 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 1: We know how Opie loves his CCTV. I want out 565 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,840 Speaker 1: of this house, but I can't leave yet until I 566 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 1: get into my new place. Wife, you later doubled down 567 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,440 Speaker 1: while sobbing when nothing was working on me, and begged 568 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,640 Speaker 1: once again that I don't go through this separation and divorce. 569 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,159 Speaker 1: But I've already found an apartment that'll be vacant sometime 570 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: in early to mid March. I've also notified her of 571 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,920 Speaker 1: all the utilities to change as well. Wife is now 572 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 1: freaking out even more because now she has to find 573 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,360 Speaker 1: an apartment for herself right away. I don't really care 574 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: what'll she ended up I'm just happy that I'll be 575 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,199 Speaker 1: free of this house soon. I've also made sure to 576 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,640 Speaker 1: tell her where my upcoming apartment is located, and she's 577 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,480 Speaker 1: tried to get that info out of me three times already. 578 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,240 Speaker 1: As soon as my new apartment is ready, I'll be 579 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: moving stuff in. I'll be taking the bed from the 580 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 1: guest room when I go. I paid for it, after all, 581 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 1: and it'll be easier to move since it's a queen size. 582 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: And what's in the master bedroom As a king, I'm 583 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,840 Speaker 1: a light sleeper. This is necessary information, thanks, he'll pie. 584 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,880 Speaker 1: So having a comfortable bed is a must. 585 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,320 Speaker 3: Absolutely, Yeah, can't live without it. 586 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: No, you can't. You can't. And you know if you 587 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 1: have trouble sleeping and are trying to figure out why, 588 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 1: there's only one person to call. 589 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,160 Speaker 3: That's not this part of the episode, Sam, and that 590 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 3: is socked up. 591 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,880 Speaker 1: My wife can have the bulk of the furniture. She 592 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,760 Speaker 1: can either leave it for the next tenant or she 593 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,600 Speaker 1: can sell it. I don't care anymore. These are details 594 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,200 Speaker 1: that Ope even doesn't care about. 595 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,080 Speaker 3: Necessary. 596 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 1: The apartment I'll be moving into is a one bedroom. 597 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 1: What's in the bedroom op dark previous left it and 598 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: a sorry state. So what does have to happen? I 599 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: need some remodeling, but I picked that specific one because 600 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 1: not only will the rent be far cheaper than the house, 601 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 1: it'll be much closer to my job. Like I could 602 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: walk her bike to work from there. And guess what, John, 603 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: what op just might walk her bike to that apartments 604 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 1: off right now? All right, John, I'm sure you're wondering, 605 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 1: what is the last time OPI rode a bike? 606 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 2: Well, hope, he says. I haven't ridden a bike in years. WHOA, 607 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,360 Speaker 2: Now that is shocking. 608 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 1: Because I could never get my wifey too, yet another 609 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 1: thing she's held me back from. So when I move out, 610 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: one of the first things I'm gonna do, guess what 611 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 1: he's gonna do, John, if the open roads buy a bike? 612 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,760 Speaker 1: That's right, That's right. Edit to clarify, Wifey is the 613 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 1: one who's been drinking. I've avoided it for a while now. 614 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,959 Speaker 1: Edit too, I've gotten many comments from people judging me 615 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,440 Speaker 1: from this post alone. I feel like Opie is uh 616 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 1: being judged a little bit from chat too. I've not 617 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 1: been acting this way for no reason. Read by prior 618 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,120 Speaker 1: post to see what I've dealt with that has led 619 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,040 Speaker 1: up to this, and three to explain what happened with 620 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 1: my bike situation, because the people want to know. Wifey 621 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,200 Speaker 1: hates bikes. She never wanted to ride with me, and 622 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,880 Speaker 1: that made me slowly lose interest. 623 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 4: She probably hates him because her mom always rides one 624 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 4: rides like a bike. 625 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,840 Speaker 1: Oh and then she threw out my old bike without 626 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 1: asking me. I wasn't very mad because it was in 627 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: bad shape, but it's on me for never replacing it. 628 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,920 Speaker 1: I acknowledge it. He acknowledges that he never got back 629 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,120 Speaker 1: into biking. It's on him. I'm still not sure what 630 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,959 Speaker 1: bike I want, but I'm sure he'll give us more 631 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,760 Speaker 1: information on what bike he wants. We need it, we 632 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,200 Speaker 1: need it. It's critical his information that is critical to 633 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 1: the story. Either street MTB, Classic road bike or a 634 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,239 Speaker 1: fixie talking about it all the comments. Fix it up, 635 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,840 Speaker 1: So whiskey bounce this, Cowboy says, make sure to get 636 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 1: a po box and have your mail routed there for 637 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 1: a bit. Opie says, I noted blowing trash Panda. I 638 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,680 Speaker 1: would also highly recommend getting at least an horrible camera 639 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 1: and maybe another camera for the interior of a new apartment, 640 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,360 Speaker 1: just in case the address of your new place somehow 641 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,880 Speaker 1: gets out to your future ex wife during corp proceedings. 642 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: Even with a PO box for mail, the physical address 643 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,760 Speaker 1: you're residing at might somehow be needed for paperwork, but 644 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 1: I don't know for sure. I would definitely ask you 645 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 1: a worry about that. Also, if you haven't already changed 646 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 1: your phone number and we got an update, and it 647 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,720 Speaker 1: says to those that thick that they know me, you 648 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,480 Speaker 1: know you don't you know why? Because I haven't given 649 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,680 Speaker 1: it a freaking context. That's what the people need. They 650 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,480 Speaker 1: need more useless context of my life. 651 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,880 Speaker 2: Than deep players that reside within me. Can be explained 652 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 2: to me forty thousand words. No, we need more. 653 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: To those who've been supportive of my situation, I deeply 654 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 1: thank you all. It's the advice that I've gotten from 655 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,920 Speaker 1: so many of you that's helped me push through this. 656 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: To those who kept telling me I'm an idiot who 657 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: was some derogatory statement for filing for divorce, that I'm 658 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: making a huge mistake, or that my wife loves me, 659 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,040 Speaker 1: that I should give her another chance, kindly shut the 660 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 1: heck up. None of you have lived with this woman 661 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,400 Speaker 1: or her mother all right? Op? Why why like can 662 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,920 Speaker 1: you give us more context. To give us context, they 663 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: were both very different people before I married my wife. 664 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: You only judge me on her love bombing behavior from 665 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,959 Speaker 1: my last post. But she's a talented actress Golden globes. 666 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,240 Speaker 1: She spent three years acting, then took her mask off 667 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,880 Speaker 1: after ensnaring me at the altar for a marriage that 668 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,480 Speaker 1: was for her own convenience, So an act was all 669 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,560 Speaker 1: her love bombing was. She doesn't love me, she loves 670 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 1: the financial security of being married to me. She loved 671 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 1: ordering me to do what she wanted with my money. 672 00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,360 Speaker 1: She made renting this dang house a hill to die on. 673 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 1: She practically ordered me to buy all the new furniture, 674 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 1: and my mother in law was constantly testing the water 675 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,360 Speaker 1: to see what she could get me to do too. 676 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 1: She practically ordered me to buy her a new phone 677 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 1: as some sort of power move, and then flipped out 678 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: when I refused, then stole and sold my collection to 679 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,640 Speaker 1: get that new phone as a stupid attempt at revenge 680 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,520 Speaker 1: that backed fired badly for her. And to those calling 681 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 1: me stupid for filing for divorce or getting my mother 682 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,960 Speaker 1: in law arrested over old keys, you can. 683 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,320 Speaker 3: Shut up, do it. Shut up? 684 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 1: This wasn't just about keys. It was about the last straw. 685 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,760 Speaker 3: It's about principle. 686 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,080 Speaker 1: Those keys, they're not worthless. There worth three thousand dollars 687 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,840 Speaker 1: a lot of money. Granted they don't have high value 688 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,480 Speaker 1: like vintage jewelry, but some of those keys, those keys 689 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 1: are worth hundreds on their own, and having more of 690 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 1: the same brand of key like a sergeants and reading 691 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:02,080 Speaker 1: hardware important TM capital letters proper. Now their values they stack. 692 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 1: It's by no means a worthless collection. And even if 693 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: it was, it wouldn't matter because it has value to me. 694 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,120 Speaker 3: That's right, priceless. 695 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,960 Speaker 1: And to all those upset over me using the word 696 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,960 Speaker 1: wifey too much, I have something to say to you, 697 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 1: I get it, but just saying my wife doesn't feel 698 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: right anymore because this woman is only my wife on paper. 699 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,200 Speaker 3: Now. 700 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,280 Speaker 1: I also have never once called my wife wifey in person. 701 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,520 Speaker 1: That's exclusively on Reddit. 702 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,920 Speaker 3: We were keeping it there. 703 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,680 Speaker 1: This is context we need. I'll possibly replace wifey with 704 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,399 Speaker 1: stb ex soon to be x or something later. That's 705 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: a big change, okay, But that separation doesn't start till 706 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,440 Speaker 1: I move out, so I'll be calling her wife. It 707 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,640 Speaker 1: isn't nearly as bad as the nickname some of the 708 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,920 Speaker 1: other people have come up with for their exes or 709 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,160 Speaker 1: mother in law's on this site, by no means am 710 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,839 Speaker 1: I bad? I was tempted to call mother in law 711 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 1: something like grabby Gabby. 712 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 2: Yep, that's a good one. That's really really good. Yeah, 713 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,800 Speaker 2: that's what these are, all good ideas. 714 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,480 Speaker 1: I have to call my wife something like Mommy's girl 715 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 1: or Mini mea? What other names do you got can 716 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: we give me? Can we have what other name? 717 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,200 Speaker 2: Can we have a ten thousand word list of just 718 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,400 Speaker 2: names that we can possibly But guess what, John? 719 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,760 Speaker 3: What's John? 720 00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,719 Speaker 1: Op? Didn't stoop so low? But I didn't What did 721 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,200 Speaker 1: he say? 722 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:25,759 Speaker 3: What he say? 723 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 1: I just said wifey John? You might be wondering what 724 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,080 Speaker 1: is a social and emotional context of like calling someone wifey? 725 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,280 Speaker 1: Well Op, he goes into it, leave a no stone unturned. 726 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,800 Speaker 1: It feels far less insulting than any of those other things, 727 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,279 Speaker 1: and it's easy to understand who I'm talking about. I 728 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,319 Speaker 1: agree I might have used it too much, but live 729 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,319 Speaker 1: through what I've lived through with her, and I think 730 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,920 Speaker 1: you might be inclined to say something similar. I was 731 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:59,239 Speaker 1: asked if I've had several past mailed relationships. Sorry to disappoint, 732 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,759 Speaker 1: but no, my wife was my first. We met on 733 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,239 Speaker 1: a blind date. Now we're going into the backstory set 734 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,000 Speaker 1: up by my friends. My wife was my first date, 735 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,960 Speaker 1: first girlfriend, first to hold hands with, first to kiss, 736 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 1: first in bed with. She admitted to having two prior 737 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,160 Speaker 1: boyfriends that she had been intimate with. 738 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:17,839 Speaker 3: I bet they didn't. 739 00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,400 Speaker 1: And I had zero issues with that, zero because he's 740 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:21,920 Speaker 1: a chill guy. 741 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,479 Speaker 3: What a guy. 742 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: I fell in love and we moved in together after 743 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,919 Speaker 1: two years of dating, and I proposed. Then we got 744 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,640 Speaker 1: married on year three. But right after the honeymoon my 745 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 1: wife's mask. She became a demanding, controlling always seemed to 746 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,240 Speaker 1: put her mother first, and acted like a bratdy teenager 747 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,239 Speaker 1: at home. I tried to make frank discussion with her 748 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,759 Speaker 1: many times about various things, but I basically got to 749 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,480 Speaker 1: talk to the hand as if, and she always brushed 750 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,840 Speaker 1: me off. It became her way or the highway, So 751 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,440 Speaker 1: I'm taking the highway. 752 00:36:52,480 --> 00:37:05,760 Speaker 3: Oh, life is a hard away. You go with my way? 753 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,080 Speaker 4: Jove it on long? 754 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,520 Speaker 1: Excuse me, alright, But anyway, Opie gets back to it. 755 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,040 Speaker 1: You know he speaks to the people. Yeah, for all 756 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,480 Speaker 1: of us. One drink. He says. For those of you 757 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,239 Speaker 1: wondering about the case against mother in law, it's still open. 758 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:21,520 Speaker 2: OK. 759 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,239 Speaker 1: We're getting back to some relevant information. And even if 760 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,520 Speaker 1: I wanted to drop the charges, which I don't, mother 761 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,520 Speaker 1: in law sold stolen property, so I'll probably be seeing 762 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,080 Speaker 1: her in courtant a few months. Mother in law hasn't 763 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,800 Speaker 1: dared come near the house since I had or arrested. 764 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,200 Speaker 1: I put up more hidden cameras. We love CCTV. 765 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:43,919 Speaker 3: We need more. 766 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,880 Speaker 1: First one in the bedroom, the one I sleep in, 767 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,120 Speaker 1: and the other in the office, the place I spend most. 768 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,760 Speaker 3: Of my time watching spicy anime. 769 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,000 Speaker 1: And I repositioned the living room camera the place I 770 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,479 Speaker 1: live in. I haven't cooked anything in the house since 771 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 1: wife he came back from the motel. But what have 772 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 1: you been eating? 773 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:05,560 Speaker 3: O pee? 774 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,440 Speaker 1: I'm desperate to know. 775 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,279 Speaker 3: I need to know. 776 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,920 Speaker 1: I've been mostly surviving off canden store food. Now the 777 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: store food? What's the store food? Like? Store food being 778 00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,480 Speaker 1: things like salads and roast tricken? 779 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:19,799 Speaker 3: Right? 780 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:24,200 Speaker 1: And I only use disposable plastic tensils, killing a planet 781 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:28,280 Speaker 1: because f mother. Let's talk about recycling for a second, 782 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,400 Speaker 1: all right, But John, I'm sure you're wondering is this 783 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:36,280 Speaker 1: the only place op eats anything? 784 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:36,680 Speaker 3: It is? 785 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 2: You know, I can't imagine he could he could possibly 786 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,440 Speaker 2: fathom taking his eating activities anywhere else. 787 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,759 Speaker 1: You would be frecking wrong, you idiot. I also eat 788 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,480 Speaker 1: my best friend's house. Affair bit that that is something 789 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:58,440 Speaker 1: new people really want to know. I noticed no one 790 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,440 Speaker 1: has asked what my friends think about all friends, So 791 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:07,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give the people the information they need. A Well, 792 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,960 Speaker 1: my best friend and his wife are pretty much one 793 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,200 Speaker 1: hundred percent on my side. They were there to see 794 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,239 Speaker 1: how my wife and mother in law treated me these 795 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,719 Speaker 1: past two years. And I've also got several more friends. Yeah, 796 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,400 Speaker 1: I do, He's got he got several friends. And as 797 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,400 Speaker 1: a woman, John, John, you might be thinking, oh, Opie 798 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,080 Speaker 1: probably only has male friends. Yeah, you'd be wrong. Men 799 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:35,640 Speaker 1: and women, men and women feministing who know what's going on. 800 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,799 Speaker 1: Unlike everyone else, Opie has friends. And guess who they 801 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,720 Speaker 1: sided with? Who they sided with me? This even includes 802 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,040 Speaker 1: formerly mutual friends who stopped hanging me out with my 803 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,560 Speaker 1: wife some time ago and after they saw what she 804 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,240 Speaker 1: was really like. However, all of them they're not getting involved. 805 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,120 Speaker 1: They're applauding me from a distance. Some wanted to. They 806 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,919 Speaker 1: wanted to get involved, they wanted to tear them down, 807 00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,160 Speaker 1: but I didn't want to make my problem into their 808 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,719 Speaker 1: problem too. Only my best friend is someone involved, and 809 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:08,040 Speaker 1: other than advises me to go to Reddit because I'm 810 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:10,920 Speaker 1: probably all this. Thank you, thank you, Opi, Opie, I 811 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,400 Speaker 1: really want to hear all of this. But you did, 812 00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,720 Speaker 1: you did immortalize this on the internet. 813 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,160 Speaker 3: Wait a second, what is the friend's full life story? 814 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,680 Speaker 1: Oh well, he's just been helping me storing my stuff. 815 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,239 Speaker 1: Still I can move Okay. My wife does not even 816 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,919 Speaker 1: have some friends on her side. However, she only says 817 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,279 Speaker 1: this to me. I've not seen or heard from any 818 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,800 Speaker 1: of her friends, nor do I feel inclined to snoop 819 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,080 Speaker 1: I don't even care what they say. It'll only become 820 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,439 Speaker 1: my problem if the flying monkeys get involved. My mother 821 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,080 Speaker 1: in law no friends at all, get out of here. 822 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,120 Speaker 1: No women friends. On the other hand, both men and 823 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,080 Speaker 1: women friends. And guess what, even my wife confirmed it. Whoa, 824 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,759 Speaker 1: So she's basically her mother's best friend. And y'all you 825 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,440 Speaker 1: thought it was done. OPI has some more juicy necessary 826 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,799 Speaker 1: details for us in the update, but I'm gonna pause here. 827 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,680 Speaker 1: Do we fucking care. This guy seems like I am 828 00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 1: reading this and I hate him with every like every 829 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,760 Speaker 1: sentence I read. 830 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:15,279 Speaker 2: So I did see one big shocking detail that does 831 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,960 Speaker 2: happen at the end of this story. 832 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,839 Speaker 3: What I can't tell you that you're I know there's 833 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,560 Speaker 3: more than just that. 834 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,400 Speaker 1: Oh there is. There is a juicy update. Yeah, there 835 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,319 Speaker 1: is a juicy. 836 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,640 Speaker 3: What is the third one? What does that one look like? 837 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,319 Speaker 4: Okay, Sofia just said she thinks it's better, all. 838 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,839 Speaker 1: Right, Ope. To be clear, I don't hate you. 839 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:35,640 Speaker 3: I do. 840 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,280 Speaker 1: I hate everything that you've written. 841 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,960 Speaker 4: And I'll despise you as a person. 842 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,120 Speaker 1: I don't despise you as a person and despise you 843 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 1: as a writer. I do and a thinker of ideas. Yeah, 844 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,560 Speaker 1: but wingles you hear the worm queen. Worm Queen demands 845 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,520 Speaker 1: that we update John. Yes, you've been dying to know 846 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,719 Speaker 1: more information from OPI, and I have that information in 847 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,840 Speaker 1: the form of an update. 848 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,680 Speaker 3: I am beside myself.