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Speaker 1: read this one right here, right now. And you never know.

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Speaker 1: This one right here today could be yours. It could

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Speaker 1: be Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it.

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Speaker 1: Poll you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject.

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Speaker 1: I have side piece issues at the job. I have

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Speaker 1: side piece issues at the job. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm

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Speaker 1: a forty year old, handsome black man from a small

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Speaker 1: town in Maryland, and I work in a huge company

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Speaker 1: in a neighboring city. Last year I started having female

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Speaker 1: trouble at work. There was a beautiful, thick sister with

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Speaker 1: a banging body and a strong head on her shoulders.

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Speaker 1: She and I hit it off great in the beginning,

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Speaker 1: and we took breaks together and ate lunch together, or

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Speaker 1: instead of eating, we would have sex in her car

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Speaker 1: or in my car. It's the best I could do

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Speaker 1: because I'm married. The fleeing lasted for only three months

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Speaker 1: because she kept complaining about having sex in the car.

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Speaker 1: She told me to kick rocks. My work days became

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Speaker 1: long and boring until I met someone new. In October

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Speaker 1: of last year, a new woman was hired and assigned

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Speaker 1: to my division. I had to train her, and she

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Speaker 1: ended up training me too. She was curvy with huge breasts,

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Speaker 1: and she could get away without wearing a bra, so

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Speaker 1: they're always sitting up at attention. She didn't mind going

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Speaker 1: to my car for a quickie, and she outperformed my

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Speaker 1: last side piece from work. It became obvious to all

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Speaker 1: of the fellows at the job that this new chick

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Speaker 1: belongs to me. Well, my old work side piece got

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Speaker 1: jealous and she started stalking us at work, and I

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Speaker 1: would see her walk past my car during lunch break

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Speaker 1: to see if we were in there, but we'd be

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Speaker 1: in my office with the door locked. Because the new

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Speaker 1: chick gets off on taking risks, I swear she's going

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Speaker 1: to get me fired the way she has me screaming.

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Speaker 1: My only concern now is to make sure my old

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Speaker 1: boo doesn't make a scene at work. Should I splurge

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Speaker 1: on a hotel room with the old side piece to

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Speaker 1: keep her quiet? What else should I do? Boy? You

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Speaker 1: are really stupid, You really are. I know it is Steve.

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Speaker 1: Getting a hotel room for your your first work boot

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Speaker 1: will not solve that problem. It will definitely not solve

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Speaker 1: the problem. You gotta let that go. You gotta let

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Speaker 1: them both go. Actually, you're gonna mess around and lose

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Speaker 1: and let these women make you lose your job. Just

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Speaker 1: because your work days are long and boring doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: you get a boo to make the time pass and

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Speaker 1: make it more exciting. I mean, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Married man? Stocking and jealousy. These are things that can

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Speaker 1: happen when you cheat, When you cheat on your wife,

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Speaker 1: and when you cheat on your side pieces, and then

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Speaker 1: when you cheat at work. The mad side piece, even

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Speaker 1: though she dumped you, she told you to kick rocks.

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Speaker 1: She could tell HR, she could tell your boss, she

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Speaker 1: could tell your wife. I mean she because she feels

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Speaker 1: like a woman scorned right now, since she's seeing you

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Speaker 1: and knowing that you're dating and sleeping with this other

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Speaker 1: woman at work. You're doing it right under her nose.

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Speaker 1: It's like you dumped her, not that she dumped you.

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Speaker 1: You're playing a dangerous game, sir, with dating more than

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Speaker 1: one woman at work at the same job. But like

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Speaker 1: I said in the beginning, you're stupid. You're risking way

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Speaker 1: too much. You're risking your job, and you're risking your marriage.

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Speaker 1: So start thinking with your brain and realize that this

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Speaker 1: is a horrible idea to be carrying on like this

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Speaker 1: at work. Get it together. The sex might be good,

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Speaker 1: but you got to ask yourself is any of this

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Speaker 1: worth losing everything? And I'm sure you know the answer

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Speaker 1: is no. Steve, boy, this letter right here, I have

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Speaker 1: side piece issues. I was really curious to see how

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Speaker 1: this letter was gonna go. But now I see, first

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Speaker 1: of all, this Stephen Sherley, I'm a First of all,

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Speaker 1: let me say this about this letter. This letter is

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Speaker 1: full of contradiction and lies, stupid lies in contradiction. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna show you how this go. This Stephen Sherley, I'm

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Speaker 1: a forty year old, handsome black man from a small

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Speaker 1: time right there. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's

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Speaker 1: a lie. Why do you say that? Steve? First of all,

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Speaker 1: you writing to tell us you handsome. You ain't sitting

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Speaker 1: there no picture you wrote up and describe yourself as

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Speaker 1: a forty year old handsome black man. And this is

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Speaker 1: how I know you lying, because you say from a

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Speaker 1: small town. See your selection pool, it's so smart. It's

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Speaker 1: got your other lass thinking you cute. I bet you

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Speaker 1: ain't nowhere near as cute as you think you are.

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Speaker 1: And if you go to a big city you'll find

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Speaker 1: out real fast with your glass. Now that's let's start

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Speaker 1: right there, and then there we go. I'm a small

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Speaker 1: town in Maryland, Maryland, already a small small play. Now

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Speaker 1: you're in a small town from Maryland, Maryland, got some

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Speaker 1: great places to go, and obviously your town ain't one up.

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Speaker 1: Then he says, and I work in a huge company

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Speaker 1: in a neighboring city because it ain't enough room in

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Speaker 1: your little small ass town to put no big buildings.

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Speaker 1: So this huge company you got to drive to another

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Speaker 1: city to get it. And here is another contradiction. Since

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Speaker 1: that huge. He probably worked in starbuton you know, he

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Speaker 1: just thinks. Last year I started having female trouble at work.

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Speaker 1: There's a beautiful, thick sister with a banging body and

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Speaker 1: a strong head on the shoulders. She and I hit

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Speaker 1: it off great in the beginning, and we took breaks

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Speaker 1: together and ate lunch together, or instead of eating, we

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Speaker 1: would have sex in her car or in my car.

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Speaker 1: It's the best I could do because I'm married. What

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Speaker 1: did you just so? Yeah, it's the best I could

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Speaker 1: do because I'm married. So y'all would have sex in

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Speaker 1: either one of y'all calls at a large company boys,

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Speaker 1: stop hold on. Coming up at twenty three minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have part two of Steve's response. Subject

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Speaker 1: is I have side piece issues at the job. We'll

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Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening show,

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Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap this crazy letter today.

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Speaker 1: The subject is I have side pizza issues at the job.

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Speaker 1: This fool right here then came on here talking about

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Speaker 1: here forty year old handsome black man from a small town.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you probably ain't handsome as you, thank

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Speaker 1: you all, because you're from a small town. So who

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Speaker 1: you comparing yourself to ain't that many damn people. It

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Speaker 1: might be twelve other forty year old men in your town.

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Speaker 1: And now you're sitting up here thinking your ass is cute,

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Speaker 1: probably ugly as hell, but you're live in a little

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Speaker 1: small ass town in the selection pool ain't big. So

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Speaker 1: now I got your little ugly ass walking around town

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Speaker 1: thinking you handsome in that little ass village. You live

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Speaker 1: in village village like me and that right here and

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Speaker 1: talking about day handsling. Then you wrote that sure, send

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Speaker 1: a picture. How is that your description to yourself? I

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Speaker 1: live in a small town in Maryland and I work

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Speaker 1: in a huge company in the neighboring city. You know

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Speaker 1: why working a huge company in the neighboring city because

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Speaker 1: you can't put a building in the village. So now

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Speaker 1: he didn't took his ass somewhere and I'm probably I

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Speaker 1: can tell y'all right now it ain't no huge ass company. Boy,

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Speaker 1: probably work in Starbucks or something. Last year I started

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Speaker 1: having female trouble. There was a beautiful, thick system with

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Speaker 1: a banging body's strong head on the shoulders. She and

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Speaker 1: I hit it off great in the beginning. We took

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Speaker 1: brace together and they lunch together. Instead of even we

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Speaker 1: would have sex in her car in my car. It's

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Speaker 1: the best I could do because I am married. What

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Speaker 1: star it's the best you can do because you married.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about having sex in the car, So you

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Speaker 1: can't get a hotel. Boy, dog he this is ignorant.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, this is a letter full of contradictions.

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Speaker 1: Live the last The fleeing lasted only three months because

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Speaker 1: she kept complaining about having sex in the car. She

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Speaker 1: told me to kick rock. How the hell we're sitting up?

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Speaker 1: She complained about having this sex in this car? Boy?

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Speaker 1: Who is this dude? My work days became long and

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Speaker 1: boring until I met someone new. In October of last year,

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Speaker 1: a new woman was hired and a sign in my division.

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Speaker 1: I had to train her and she ended up training

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Speaker 1: me too. Hey man, what kind of job you got?

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Speaker 1: Who had made your ass a supervisor? Where you trained who?

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Speaker 1: She's curvy with huge breasts and she could get away

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Speaker 1: without wearing a brawl. So they always sitting up at attention.

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Speaker 1: That takes me back to where the hell did they work?

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Speaker 1: Or you can bring your ass to work with no

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Speaker 1: brawl and they always in a car? Screw it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just figured it out. They work out a car water? Oh,

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Speaker 1: is that that's all this is? She didn't mind going

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Speaker 1: fellas at the job. This was my new chick, and

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Speaker 1: she belonged to me. You're a small man to dude man. Well,

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Speaker 1: my old work side piece got jealousy. She started stalking

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Speaker 1: in there. Well, that's where you be. That's the whole

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Speaker 1: taking risk. It's real risky screwing out a car washing.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you this right now. Anyway, walk in on

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Speaker 1: me screaming. Now, your punk ass in here, you doing

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Speaker 1: the Holly whoa boy? You ain't You don't even know

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Speaker 1: pit telling us you handsel because you're from a he said,

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Speaker 1: I'm a fort of your old black man, very handsome

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Speaker 1: black man from a small town. That's why you think

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Speaker 1: you cute, because you ain't got nobody to compare to do.

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Speaker 1: Come on over to Atlanta you find out how ugly

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Speaker 1: ass really is. Here's no t J. Haws. TJ. Holmes

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Speaker 1: is cute. T J Holmes. T J. Holmes is not

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Speaker 1: in his car shilling. They are out running in public. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they in Miami. My only concern now is to make

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Speaker 1: Now here's the line in the letter that I had

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Speaker 1: a hotel room? Hey, dog, hot broke? Are you you know?

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Speaker 1: It's two lines in here? That other line said we

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Speaker 1: would have sex in her car, on my car. It's

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Speaker 1: the best I could do because I'm married. Then he

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Speaker 1: First of all, dog, you forty years old climbing in

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