WEBVTT - I Tripped & Fell Down 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.850 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the 0:00:14.900 --> 0:00:16.869 George Washington Broadcast Center. 0:00:16.930 --> 0:00:19.150 Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. 0:00:19.310 --> 0:00:26.390 Armstrong and Getty. And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:27.070 --> 0:00:36.350 It's Friday night. Live from Studio C. 0:00:36.780 --> 0:00:37.660 Si, senor. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:40.120 A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the. 0:00:40.060 --> 0:00:42.140 Armstrong and Getty communications compound. 0:00:42.300 --> 0:00:46.000 Hey, y'all. Today we're toiling under the title of the show. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.940 Poopy water is the. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:53.460 New atomic bomb. The nation is moving. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:57.230 To make our infrastructure much more impervious to cyber attacks 0:00:57.710 --> 0:01:00.890 from our enemies. They might not try to kill us 0:01:01.250 --> 0:01:04.440 with giant bombs, but... Instead, turn out our lights and 0:01:04.660 --> 0:01:10.020 poopify our water. It's not a bad plan. Evil bastards. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:14.980 That's right, that's Secretary of State. Alternate title, Article 5 0:01:14.980 --> 0:01:19.100 is still alive, so cut the jive. At least that's 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.320 what the head of the CIA would have said if 0:01:22.380 --> 0:01:25.610 he were Sly Stone. Or Rick James. 0:01:25.730 --> 0:01:28.690 If they sent Lamont Sanford over to Moscow. You have 0:01:28.750 --> 0:01:30.130 to be old to understand that one. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.840 Exactly. I almost went with Miles Davis in your honor. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:38.040 I know you're a fan. Cut to jive. How y'all doing? 0:01:38.340 --> 0:01:41.179 Jury still deliberating in the Lindsay Clancy trial. I thought 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.520 we might have a verdict today to talk about, but 0:01:43.540 --> 0:01:49.030 we do not. And I guess in that state, they 0:01:49.050 --> 0:01:50.890 do it on Saturdays too. So if they don't come 0:01:50.930 --> 0:01:53.970 up with a verdict today, we could tomorrow. You've been 0:01:54.010 --> 0:01:57.130 on jury's I've never made it to the jury because 0:01:57.150 --> 0:02:00.350 of the way I look. I mean, they look at 0:02:00.370 --> 0:02:03.280 me and they're like, we can't. Shouldn't he be wearing 0:02:03.300 --> 0:02:04.500 that seat for some reason? 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:08.280 Look at his face. 0:02:10.380 --> 0:02:13.340 But I guess a lot of times you get verdicts 0:02:13.380 --> 0:02:17.329 on Fridays because everybody either out loud says it or 0:02:17.430 --> 0:02:19.210 just kind of subconsciously. 0:02:19.230 --> 0:02:20.690 It's the end of the week. 0:02:21.620 --> 0:02:23.340 Do we want to come back on Monday again, or 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:24.880 do we want to go back to our regular lives, 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.480 which you've interrupted for one week to two years now? 0:02:29.580 --> 0:02:31.200 And I could see why there would be pressure to 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.459 try to come up with them. But they don't have 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.620 that there because they work on Saturdays, so who knows? 0:02:37.370 --> 0:02:39.650 Yeah, you're right, because there is a feeling of, all right, 0:02:39.669 --> 0:02:42.829 we're kind of going around in circles here. We've got 0:02:42.850 --> 0:02:47.070 a hard stop. Let's bear down. Although I must emphasize, 0:02:47.110 --> 0:02:49.370 as I do every time this topic comes up, the 0:02:49.410 --> 0:02:53.720 most shocking thing interesting, horrifying aspect of serving on multiple 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:59.460 juries for me has been how you, every time so far, 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.100 I've run into people who do not have the capacity 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:06.320 for rational thought. They are swayed by their emotions, their prejudices, 0:03:06.380 --> 0:03:09.940 what the last person said, or they float through the 0:03:09.980 --> 0:03:14.450 world in a cloud of confusion because they're not very bright. 0:03:14.470 --> 0:03:16.609 And I didn't hate them for it, but it was 0:03:17.190 --> 0:03:19.190 certainly not. I mean, I can think of a couple 0:03:19.230 --> 0:03:21.950 of specific examples, but I thought, oh my gosh, how 0:03:21.990 --> 0:03:25.190 do we approach this? What do we do with this person? 0:03:26.150 --> 0:03:28.330 And it can suck a lot of time. 0:03:29.150 --> 0:03:31.530 So instead of 12 angry men, there should be a 0:03:31.550 --> 0:03:33.750 movie called Four Simpletons or something? 0:03:33.889 --> 0:03:39.440 Four Dumb Men? Yeah, yeah. Three angry men, three angry women, 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.280 about three irrational people and three dimwits. 0:03:44.140 --> 0:03:46.300 The movie 12 Angry Men, which I've never actually seen, 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.920 a classic, I'm told. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:50.380 Men. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.440 Did we not have women on juries back in the day? 0:03:52.620 --> 0:03:53.480 And when did that change? 0:03:53.940 --> 0:03:57.000 That's correct. They're too emotional. That's right. 0:03:57.020 --> 0:03:57.900 And they're talking. 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.440 God, you'd never get out of there. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, 0:04:01.500 --> 0:04:02.610 I don't. That's a great question. 0:04:02.790 --> 0:04:05.530 Katie, it's kind of you're kind of required that you say, oh, 0:04:05.770 --> 0:04:06.580 you guys or. 0:04:07.290 --> 0:04:07.600 F off. 0:04:07.630 --> 0:04:08.310 Oh, you guys. 0:04:08.490 --> 0:04:09.070 Or F off. 0:04:09.150 --> 0:04:09.730 Or something. 0:04:09.970 --> 0:04:10.830 Both of you F off. 0:04:12.190 --> 0:04:15.630 I'm sorry for speaking for myself. We went too far. 0:04:15.670 --> 0:04:18.290 You're right. You did. See the balance there? 0:04:18.370 --> 0:04:20.420 I was stuck in silence because I was so offended. 0:04:20.450 --> 0:04:20.950 That's what that was. 0:04:20.980 --> 0:04:23.040 You were given the silent treatment. Uh-huh. Yeah. 0:04:23.180 --> 0:04:25.740 You know what you did. Did they actually not have 0:04:25.820 --> 0:04:26.940 women on juries back in the day? 0:04:28.940 --> 0:04:31.219 I'm sure that was the case. Yeah. I wonder when 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:38.360 that'd be. I don't know. Women have had the vote since... 1918, unfortunately. 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:41.460 Chat GPT that for me, Katie, because I'd never thought 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:42.060 about that before. 0:04:42.140 --> 0:04:46.100 Yeah, they were allowed, women were allowed on juries gradually 0:04:46.140 --> 0:04:47.940 across the United States starting in 1898. 0:04:47.940 --> 0:04:54.039 Okay. First state, Utah. Congratulations, Utah. Well done. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.500 Way to lead the way, Utah, as you so often do. 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.659 But anyway, so no verdict in that trial. That's one 0:04:59.700 --> 0:05:02.539 thing we're keeping our eye on. I'll tell you what, 0:05:02.900 --> 0:05:05.100 it's Friday, so I don't want to go into this 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:10.419 very long, but I was watching some of the Nepal 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:14.440 videos and as horrific as they were, I was fine for, 0:05:15.060 --> 0:05:17.910 it didn't occur to me why until after I crossed 0:05:17.970 --> 0:05:21.049 the line, that one video that we were all watching 0:05:21.150 --> 0:05:25.490 on Wednesday, I guess, where the, the far off shot, 0:05:25.529 --> 0:05:27.750 you see all the people running from that building and 0:05:27.770 --> 0:05:30.830 then they just get obliterated. I guess because it was 0:05:30.910 --> 0:05:33.529 far enough away, I couldn't make out individual people or faces. 0:05:33.810 --> 0:05:35.900 I was able to watch that, but I saw a 0:05:35.940 --> 0:05:38.060 video yesterday. Did you see the one where they're all 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:44.940 standing on that? It's like a dock, and it's close 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.599 enough to see their faces. And then when that one happened, 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:47.960 it was. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:48.760 Just, ah. 0:05:49.060 --> 0:05:51.349 I mean, that was rough, and I thought, all right, 0:05:51.370 --> 0:05:54.290 that's enough of that. Now I'm into horror porn to 0:05:54.330 --> 0:05:56.270 watch any more of these. I mean, I was... Kind 0:05:56.290 --> 0:05:58.130 of justifying it with, I mean, it is one of 0:05:58.150 --> 0:06:00.530 the most amazing weather phenomenons or whatever you want to 0:06:00.570 --> 0:06:03.419 call it, natural disasters I've ever seen. But, man, you 0:06:03.450 --> 0:06:05.860 had all these people. They thought they were safe, so 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:07.979 they escaped up to this dock, and everybody's on this 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.180 dock watching the flood. And then it comes from behind, 0:06:11.420 --> 0:06:12.200 and it just. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.320 Obviously killed every single one of them. 0:06:14.620 --> 0:06:15.450 Yeah, yeah. 0:06:15.550 --> 0:06:18.050 And, I mean, you're looking right at them. And then 0:06:18.089 --> 0:06:20.690 all the other people yell, oh, my God, in their 0:06:21.150 --> 0:06:23.010 whatever language that is, Nepalese. 0:06:23.029 --> 0:06:26.570 Sure, sure. Whatever. Michael, I know you like to keep 0:06:26.630 --> 0:06:28.150 a diary of the show. Could you make a note 0:06:28.170 --> 0:06:32.120 that Mr. Armstrong started the Friday show with child murder 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.919 and natural disaster that claims thousands of lives? Just, you know, 0:06:36.020 --> 0:06:38.620 setting a tone. It has been noted. It was a 0:06:38.930 --> 0:06:39.849 jury update. 0:06:40.990 --> 0:06:45.450 And an affirmation of me not being a sociopath because 0:06:45.490 --> 0:06:46.850 I don't want to watch people die. 0:06:46.870 --> 0:06:48.950 I stand by my slanders. 0:06:49.250 --> 0:06:52.490 It's weird that we do now. We didn't used to. 0:06:52.710 --> 0:06:56.789 And now it's common. And I saw somebody on somewhere CNN, 0:06:56.850 --> 0:07:00.640 there was a conversation about it, where some older person said, 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.060 I just saw someone die on CNN. What is going 0:07:03.140 --> 0:07:05.080 on here? Yeah, you didn't used to do that. That 0:07:05.100 --> 0:07:06.000 didn't used to happen. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:11.000 Yeah, yeah, and... I don't want to come off as 0:07:11.100 --> 0:07:13.610 fancier than now. Too late, shouts the audience. 0:07:13.630 --> 0:07:19.210 5,000-bottle wine cellar, like Gavin Newsom? No, no, no, not 0:07:19.290 --> 0:07:19.690 in that way. 0:07:20.970 --> 0:07:23.770 That's too much, unless you're an investor and wholesaler. Anyway, 0:07:25.730 --> 0:07:30.700 it used to be that that sort of kind of base, purient, 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.880 whatever word you want to use, like horror, porn stuff, 0:07:35.700 --> 0:07:39.260 was relegated to what in England, and it's a delightful name, 0:07:39.700 --> 0:07:45.260 but they would call the Penny Dreadfuls, the very tabloidy 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:49.720 tales of death and crime and sex and the rest 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:53.860 of it. And a respectable person from, you know, even 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:56.780 like your middle class up would never be caught dead 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.250 with one in their hand because it's just, it's, it's... 0:08:00.180 --> 0:08:03.680 It's terrible. It's embarrassing to be a fan of the 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:09.000 Penny Dreadfuls. That's for the lower classes. Oh, that's interesting culturally. Yeah, 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:13.150 I just... So does that mean... The grim fascination with 0:08:13.190 --> 0:08:17.510 watching people die I don't think is an example of 0:08:17.630 --> 0:08:19.650 being sophisticated or. 0:08:21.260 --> 0:08:23.720 Have like a great conscience. No, it's not a good 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.650 movement in the right direction. And maybe worse. It's just 0:08:27.710 --> 0:08:29.750 like doesn't affect people. It just hasn't. 0:08:29.790 --> 0:08:34.840 It doesn't even register. Oh, those people die. It's nothing 0:08:34.940 --> 0:08:36.160 for some reason because we're so. 0:08:36.100 --> 0:08:37.200 Used to screens, I guess. 0:08:37.220 --> 0:08:39.200 I don't know. It's kind of fun and exciting. Yeah. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.569 The whole screen thing. We should start the show officially 0:08:41.590 --> 0:08:42.270 and kind of reset. 0:08:42.450 --> 0:08:42.910 You are right. 0:08:43.010 --> 0:08:43.510 Joe is right. 0:08:43.590 --> 0:08:45.690 I can't argue with the point that I brought the 0:08:45.710 --> 0:08:46.470 show down on a Friday. 0:08:46.510 --> 0:08:47.110 I ruined the party. 0:08:47.130 --> 0:08:51.110 We got the daiquiri machine going. Strawberry daiquiris. And this 0:08:51.170 --> 0:08:52.750 is not the mood. I show up to your party 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.960 Friday afternoon, barbecued and everything. Hey, you watching the murder trial? 0:08:56.020 --> 0:08:58.000 The woman, oh, you don't know about it? This woman, 0:08:58.160 --> 0:08:58.960 she took her kids. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.100 Yeah, and everybody's murmuring to each other. Who is that guy? 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.300 Would it be weird to leave already? I mean, I 0:09:05.300 --> 0:09:05.900 don't want. 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.000 To be hurtful, but what if we move the whole 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.480 barbecue to your house when he goes. 0:09:09.380 --> 0:09:11.440 To the bathroom? Oh, God, now he's talking about dead 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:12.480 Nepalese people. 0:09:12.900 --> 0:09:14.459 When he goes to the bathroom, let's move the whole 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:16.219 barbecue to your house. We won't tell him. When he 0:09:16.260 --> 0:09:17.319 comes out, everybody will be gone. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:19.699 All right. 0:09:19.860 --> 0:09:21.640 A lot to talk about today. A lot of good stuff. 0:09:21.700 --> 0:09:22.280 I'm Jack Armstrong. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:27.120 There's the backer machine right there. I like the ice 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:31.260 crushed really small. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.540 this Friday. This is our anniversary, by the way. We've 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.350 got to talk about that, right? 0:09:34.380 --> 0:09:34.880 Isn't that, Michael? 0:09:34.970 --> 0:09:35.950 Isn't that our anniversary today? 0:09:35.970 --> 0:09:36.770 Yeah, in three days. 0:09:37.150 --> 0:09:38.820 Oh, I thought it was today. It's the 31st. 0:09:38.929 --> 0:09:41.990 August 28th, the year 2026, we are Armstrong and Getty, 0:09:42.010 --> 0:09:42.270 and we. 0:09:42.230 --> 0:09:44.719 Approve of this program. We'll have an exciting preview of 0:09:44.820 --> 0:09:47.320 our anniversary coming up. Here we go officially now, according 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.739 to FCC rules regs. The show starts at Mark. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:57.770 I've never had this happen before oh geez all right 0:09:57.830 --> 0:10:01.300 let me get it together real quick You know what's 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:02.120 interesting about that? 0:10:03.500 --> 0:10:05.600 In the context of the conversation we were having, it 0:10:05.660 --> 0:10:07.490 sounded like crying to me if I didn't know what 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.290 that was. It's often hard to tell laughing from crying. 0:10:12.010 --> 0:10:15.730 We probably all had the experience where somebody is laughing 0:10:15.790 --> 0:10:19.200 so hard we can't really tell what's going on with them. 0:10:19.730 --> 0:10:21.130 And then you find out it's humor. 0:10:21.270 --> 0:10:22.329 Okay. Oh, you're laughing. 0:10:22.970 --> 0:10:23.170 Right. 0:10:23.210 --> 0:10:25.750 And often if you are amused enough, tears flow from 0:10:25.770 --> 0:10:26.450 your eyes. Yeah. 0:10:26.950 --> 0:10:28.080 Hey, God, what's up with that? 0:10:28.410 --> 0:10:29.000 Go figure. 0:10:29.150 --> 0:10:31.540 Anyway, that's a tiny little clip of something that Michael's 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.400 been trying to get us to play all week long. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:35.680 It's like his favorite clip of the week of some 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.760 news anchor or something losing his ass. And we never 0:10:38.780 --> 0:10:40.480 got to it. So we will get to it today. 0:10:40.500 --> 0:10:43.979 All right. I'm told it's fantastic. All right, then. That's good. 0:10:44.059 --> 0:10:45.710 So we got headlines on the way. We got clips 0:10:45.750 --> 0:10:47.070 of the week. We got lots of news to get to. 0:10:47.090 --> 0:10:52.800 I hope you can stay here. Armstrong and Getty. 0:10:52.820 --> 0:10:59.770 They're just discussing Trump's personality and how unflappable he is, 0:11:00.230 --> 0:11:03.090 while at the same time being easily flapped by the 0:11:03.130 --> 0:11:07.010 most minor comment. But he keeps on keeping up. It's 0:11:07.050 --> 0:11:09.880 an interesting trait that some of it I would like 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.160 to have. Not all of it, certainly. Anyway, we'll have 0:11:12.179 --> 0:11:13.000 to talk about that later. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.620 I would say inflexible, not unflappable. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.880 Similar but uh yeah i don't know i don't know 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:25.950 the ability to just keep trying and powering through obviously 0:11:26.110 --> 0:11:29.090 everything can be taken to an extreme that is. 0:11:29.090 --> 0:11:33.170 A negative in general it's a lovely quality and we're 0:11:33.210 --> 0:11:36.089 all a mix of good and bad qualities but i 0:11:36.230 --> 0:11:38.349 i would you know the counter to that and again 0:11:38.390 --> 0:11:40.230 i'm not disputing the truth of what you say just 0:11:40.770 --> 0:11:44.980 since we're talking about trump The inability to recognize that 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:48.839 doing what you do is harming you and others and 0:11:48.860 --> 0:11:53.459 to keep doing it makes you. That's a separate personality trait. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.200 We're talking about the post he put out yesterday. He 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:59.690 actually posted this about him being the greatest president, greatest 0:11:59.710 --> 0:12:00.849 Republican of all time. 0:12:01.170 --> 0:12:07.810 Beneath him, Lincoln and Reagan. Also just the greatest president 0:12:07.850 --> 0:12:08.410 of all time. 0:12:08.450 --> 0:12:10.830 He started, it was like a tournament. So he started 0:12:10.870 --> 0:12:13.910 with the best Republicans, and it was a pyramid, and 0:12:13.970 --> 0:12:18.630 right below him, Lincoln and Reagan, and then atop him, 0:12:19.190 --> 0:12:21.340 a certain personality type that would ever say that. 0:12:21.460 --> 0:12:23.820 Even if you thought it, you wouldn't do it. 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:27.040 But that's not him, man. I'm glad you're amused. I 0:12:27.059 --> 0:12:32.540 really am. Super. The polls say people are decreasingly amused, but... 0:12:33.260 --> 0:12:34.900 We all get a say in this great country thanks 0:12:34.940 --> 0:12:35.620 to the First Amendment. 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.280 I'm increasingly amused by all kinds of crazy things that 0:12:39.300 --> 0:12:39.870 happen in the world. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:41.330 What are you going to do? It's probably a good 0:12:41.390 --> 0:12:43.630 way to be. Let's figure out who's reporting what. It's 0:12:43.650 --> 0:12:45.070 the lead story with Katie Green. 0:12:45.130 --> 0:12:45.510 Katie. 0:12:45.809 --> 0:12:46.110 All right. 0:12:46.150 --> 0:12:49.230 The head networks are talking about the awful flood. ABC, 0:12:49.330 --> 0:12:55.410 hundreds dead as nearly 1,000 remain missing in massive Nepal-Tibet flood. NBC, 0:12:55.550 --> 0:12:58.630 scientists say that glacier collapse that caused the Nepal floods 0:12:58.830 --> 0:13:04.150 is most likely linked to thawing permafrost. And CNN survivors 0:13:04.190 --> 0:13:07.050 say Nepal-China flooding hit like a tsunami. 0:13:07.510 --> 0:13:10.800 Hey, Europe, why don't you commit economic suicide again in 0:13:10.820 --> 0:13:13.199 the name of climate change? Because that's the only thing 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:14.620 that's happened, really. 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:15.620 Ice age has ended. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:16.240 What are you going to do? 0:13:17.500 --> 0:13:18.240 To the thing. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:22.520 So it was a 140-foot wall of water going 40 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:26.180 miles an hour that had fallen a mile. Yes. 0:13:26.340 --> 0:13:27.600 That's really quite amazing. 0:13:29.350 --> 0:13:34.349 From the New York Times, six months in, Iran's regime stands, U.S. 0:13:34.410 --> 0:13:36.090 Goals remain unmet. 0:13:37.350 --> 0:13:38.070 Whose headline was that? 0:13:38.309 --> 0:13:38.830 New York Times. 0:13:38.929 --> 0:13:39.590 Ah, come on. 0:13:39.630 --> 0:13:42.150 You're putting a negative spin, a negative accurate spin on 0:13:42.170 --> 0:13:44.000 what's going on. 0:13:44.010 --> 0:13:45.980 Well, goals are unmet. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:47.280 They're in progress. 0:13:47.340 --> 0:13:51.960 Here I am defending the administration. The squeeze, the economic squeeze. 0:13:51.980 --> 0:13:55.340 We've got to wait and see. A friend of mine, 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.059 and I got to admit, I rolled my eyes a 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:01.500 little bit. A day after it was announced, what was 0:14:01.540 --> 0:14:04.980 it called? The economic D-Day. I said, how do you 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:09.559 think that's going so far? He said, no, it's a 0:14:09.740 --> 0:14:13.280 long time, we'll tell. Time, New York Times. It's right 0:14:13.300 --> 0:14:13.829 in your name. 0:14:15.490 --> 0:14:16.630 From the Washington Post. 0:14:17.250 --> 0:14:21.990 New survey says most Americans have turned against police cameras 0:14:22.030 --> 0:14:23.450 that track license plates. 0:14:25.850 --> 0:14:27.870 I'm not sure where this conversation is going to end, 0:14:27.910 --> 0:14:29.970 but I'm very happy that it's being had. 0:14:29.990 --> 0:14:33.930 I don't like that they managed to do it before 0:14:33.950 --> 0:14:35.030 we had this conversation. 0:14:35.090 --> 0:14:40.960 That's what bothers me. Yeah, sure. From Breitbart. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:44.940 Dolly Parton recorded a secret song that will be locked 0:14:45.060 --> 0:14:47.200 away until her 100th birthday. 0:14:47.220 --> 0:14:51.920 All right, good plan. All right. Who's making money off 0:14:51.980 --> 0:14:52.900 of that plan? 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:55.090 Hollywood Reporter. 0:14:55.740 --> 0:15:01.360 Intense Six Flags coaster X2 closed after two riders suffer 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:02.560 brain hemorrhages. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:05.900 It's a little too much. 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.340 Have I told my worlds of fun getting my brains 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.900 bashed in story before riding the roller coaster? 0:15:12.100 --> 0:15:16.440 I should tell that sometime. Horrifying. Later. Also horrifying. 0:15:16.860 --> 0:15:21.620 From the New York Post, 300-pound lioness and cub reportedly 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:23.920 on the loose in central Indiana. 0:15:24.860 --> 0:15:27.140 I thought you were going to say on the GLP-1. 0:15:27.260 --> 0:15:30.300 I was going to say there's no need to list 0:15:30.340 --> 0:15:33.360 her weight in the news story. The gal's a little 0:15:33.380 --> 0:15:35.300 beefy for a lioness. On the loose where? 0:15:35.330 --> 0:15:36.370 In Indiana. 0:15:36.390 --> 0:15:39.670 Oh, okay. Isn't that where they had the monkeys? Loose? 0:15:39.690 --> 0:15:42.590 Is that Indiana? Yeah, South Carolina, I think. 0:15:42.850 --> 0:15:43.590 Oh, yeah, you're right. 0:15:43.610 --> 0:15:45.950 Although, you know, there are loose monkeys now and again. 0:15:46.130 --> 0:15:49.220 Perhaps I'm forgetting the Indiana incident. Man, if you had 0:15:49.270 --> 0:15:52.400 monkeys loose and lions loose, just open the curtains, lock 0:15:52.420 --> 0:15:56.250 the doors, and... Get some popcorn, man. I'm going to 0:15:56.270 --> 0:15:58.650 saw the roof off my SUV and start doing safaris 0:15:59.340 --> 0:16:05.000 through Indiana. People with their big long-lensed cameras and stuff. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:08.660 Study finds 82% of Americans say they are living their. 0:16:08.540 --> 0:16:09.980 Life on autopilot. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:11.000 What does that mean? 0:16:12.100 --> 0:16:13.920 Not a whole lot changes. They're just kind of going 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.080 day-to-day doing the same thing. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:17.600 And is that supposed to be a bad thing? I 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:20.940 need more on this. Yeah. 0:16:22.460 --> 0:16:23.840 And finally, the Babylon Bee. 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:27.100 Assan Piker says anyone trying to twist his words as 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.200 anti-Semitic is a dirty lying Jew. 0:16:30.100 --> 0:16:30.650 I like that one. 0:16:30.660 --> 0:16:33.450 It's about right. He's desperately trying now to cover his 0:16:33.490 --> 0:16:35.570 tracks and cover up the things he said in the primary. 0:16:35.750 --> 0:16:37.670 And I get everybody taxed to the center. But in 0:16:37.710 --> 0:16:40.530 his case, he's an Islamist. So it's going to be 0:16:40.570 --> 0:16:43.200 a little tougher. Did you see the clip of El-Sayed? 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.920 He's riding in a van with Piker and they're having 0:16:45.940 --> 0:16:49.620 a conversation with some other people about The media trying 0:16:49.660 --> 0:16:51.600 to hold you to things you said and how wrong 0:16:51.660 --> 0:16:53.570 it is. We'll have to play that. It's really interesting. 0:16:53.590 --> 0:16:55.910 I didn't quite get it. I tweeted it out, but 0:16:55.990 --> 0:16:57.630 I didn't quite understand what he was up to. But 0:16:57.690 --> 0:17:00.090 it's an interesting way of looking at it. He was 0:17:00.130 --> 0:17:03.170 just outraged that the media holds you to things you said. 0:17:03.390 --> 0:17:05.350 Don't they understand the purpose is the. 0:17:07.010 --> 0:17:09.320 Wow. Okay, no, I'm unfamiliar with that. I look forward 0:17:09.340 --> 0:17:10.520 to hearing it. Yeah, we'll see what you think of that. 0:17:10.540 --> 0:17:12.020 We're going to get to clips of the week coming 0:17:12.060 --> 0:17:13.920 up a little bit, and then we will move into 0:17:13.940 --> 0:17:15.300 the news of the day. That's the way we do 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:16.740 things around here. And if you miss a segment, you 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.980 can get the podcast. Armstrong and Getty on demand wherever 0:17:20.020 --> 0:17:21.200 you find podcasts. 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:27.689 You should subscribe. That's right. Yeah. Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:27.710 --> 0:17:31.310 I need a body man. I'd really like to have 0:17:31.350 --> 0:17:33.530 a body man. Maybe we can add a couple of 0:17:33.570 --> 0:17:36.350 more stations and I could justify it financially to have 0:17:36.390 --> 0:17:37.010 a body man. 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:40.540 Is that somebody, a henchman who hides the bodies after 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.020 you've done your worst or what? I know that you know. 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:46.180 It's rich and famous and powerful, like Trump's got one. 0:17:46.780 --> 0:17:49.199 That woman, I think, that was in the news for 0:17:49.220 --> 0:17:51.129 the last week or so. Just somebody that follows you 0:17:51.150 --> 0:17:53.869 everywhere you go that has all your stuff, like your 0:17:53.890 --> 0:17:56.510 phone charger and your hair stuff. And if you're a woman, 0:17:56.550 --> 0:17:58.490 your makeup and just the things you need, your pills 0:17:58.550 --> 0:18:00.530 if you use them or whatever. I need a body man. 0:18:00.570 --> 0:18:01.330 It'd be very, very handy. 0:18:01.530 --> 0:18:05.740 I'll explain why in a moment with a behind-the-scenes glimpse 0:18:05.780 --> 0:18:06.120 of the show. 0:18:06.900 --> 0:18:11.800 Sold me already. I'm going to get one. Probably a 0:18:12.619 --> 0:18:15.330 foreigner who will work for less than an American. I'll 0:18:15.369 --> 0:18:20.000 fake up an H-1B visa. I need somebody who speaks English, obviously. Oh, yeah, well, 0:18:20.060 --> 0:18:24.879 some ferners do. That's what I'm told anyway. You're going 0:18:24.900 --> 0:18:25.560 to complain about this. 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:29.129 But back to the Clancy trial where they're in the 0:18:29.170 --> 0:18:32.570 deliberation right now. What do you suppose the— because he had 0:18:32.609 --> 0:18:35.930 to think this out. You don't just, like, do your 0:18:36.530 --> 0:18:38.170 closing arguments off the top of your head. 0:18:38.190 --> 0:18:41.030 Right. We're talking about the defense attorney here? 0:18:41.410 --> 0:18:41.770 Yeah. 0:18:41.970 --> 0:18:46.209 Why did he say she was a good mom? How 0:18:46.230 --> 0:18:48.080 did he think that would land? I know the way 0:18:48.130 --> 0:18:50.399 it lands to me is like, what the hell are 0:18:50.420 --> 0:18:51.439 you talking about? 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.879 Well, to build a case, it had to be a 0:18:54.920 --> 0:18:58.220 complete psychological freakout. Because she was a good mom all along. 0:18:58.260 --> 0:19:01.240 You could see it. She had an enormous record as 0:19:01.260 --> 0:19:06.740 a good mom. Then all of a sudden, she snapped. Yeah, I... 0:19:06.340 --> 0:19:10.140