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Speaker 1: How many people do you think have already given up

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Speaker 1: on their New Year's resolution? Yeah? Almost everybody, especially during

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Speaker 1: But then by then in the January, it's a ghost

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Speaker 1: So constant France, not the Mediterranean anyway. Yeah, we need

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Speaker 1: texting at four one six one. Guess what it says you, guys,

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Speaker 1: And somebody texts in every single week? Can we just

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Speaker 1: seeing them ask about us wrapping about potatoes every single week. Eventually, though,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a hard one. I'm gonna go with Alex.

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Speaker 1: thank you? Not this go power going on? Well, sometimes

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Speaker 1: it's all about you, Evan, like well, I like it

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Speaker 1: So what do you want the topic to be? Freestyle Friday? Today,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking alien a lot. Really, we all like alien. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we talk about them a luck. It just surprises me

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Speaker 1: because I figured it would be New Year's Resolutions. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I mean every single text coming in four, one, six

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Speaker 1: as aliens, Yeah, we like to be outside the books. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: way to come out of the blue with a different request.

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Speaker 1: So do you believe in aliens? I do believe in aliens? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Twenty one is the year of the Alien, I hope.

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Speaker 1: Year of the Alien. Either way. All right, Ashley, you

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Speaker 1: What Scottie? Oh all right, Okay, how are you guys

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Speaker 1: Alex's feeling good. English Evan, I feel I feel good?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, It's Freestyle Friday on The Jewel Show. Every

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Speaker 1: Ashley actually actually Smashly. Usually Ashley smash Yeah. I mean

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Speaker 1: And remember before the break when we had Freestyle Friday,

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Speaker 1: Evan has to go last because he's the champ. I

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Speaker 1: hate saying that because he looks over so smug. Wait

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Speaker 1: what am I? You're the guy that last? I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to go first? Nest? Oh god, I wrote this

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Speaker 1: really quickly. I'm gonna preface it here. We got always

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Speaker 1: probably literally nothing? All right, Hello, Earthling. My name is Alfonso.

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Speaker 1: I'm from space. Meet meep, Take me to your leader.

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Speaker 1: I'm from Alpha Centauri and I really want to meet her,

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Speaker 1: buy her human drinks, and then I must breed her.

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Speaker 1: that was crazy Freestyle Friday. On The Jewbil Show English

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewels Show. The Jewels Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio Jewbils Dirty Little Secret. Remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Um? So I've been dating

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Text jubil to four one

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Speaker 1: six one The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio

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Speaker 1: into the I n N The Idiot News Network, where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday, January eighth, twenty one, let's send on over

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Speaker 1: who was on location in Louisville, Kentucky. That's actually a

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Speaker 1: the meat store buying some maloney? No, no, not this time.

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Speaker 1: it officially sucks, so I'm not subscribing. Oh yes, you

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Speaker 1: decided to un subscribe in twenty twenty one. Yeah, good idea.

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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two is supposed to be much better or

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Speaker 1: wait for that upgrade. I will be waiting. But did

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00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: you guys see obviously there was a lot of stuff

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Speaker 1: going on in the Capitol, the Capitol Building. One of

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Speaker 1: the Trump supporters who actually breached the Capitol Building during

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Speaker 1: a joint session of Congress in Washington, DC. He decided

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Speaker 1: to steal the podium, you know, the famous podium. Yeah,

427
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 1: and amazing how that happened. No, my girlfriend, her family

428
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: is from like El Salvador, and her mum was talking

429
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Speaker 1: to me yesterday and saying how this is why she

430
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Speaker 1: left El Salvador family moved away, is because of a

431
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Speaker 1: civil war. And it's like, you guys should not be

432
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: kind of taking it so lightly. God, it's scary, but

433
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Speaker 1: that is sorry to bring it down. That a feel

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Speaker 1: good story. It's actually a feel bad story. Funny that

435
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: he stole this podium though, it is funny, but that

436
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Speaker 1: is my story. So sending it back to you, Jubilee,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, English Evan. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. And for the

440
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Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to me, Jubel Fresh and sorry to disappoint you. My

442
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: story is not going to be about like actual hard

443
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Speaker 1: hitting news, okay, and it's really dumb compared to the

444
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Speaker 1: stories that you guys show today for the INN. But

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Speaker 1: who's ready to feel old me? Oh god? What? Because

446
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: let's start twenty twenty one off right by reminding everybody

447
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Speaker 1: how old they are with some breaking news right now

448
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Speaker 1: from the I N N. Here's five movies that turned

449
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Speaker 1: twenty this year. Oh my god, that's okay. I'm gonna

450
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Speaker 1: run them down for you. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's

451
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 1: Stone kidding twenty year years old? Yes? Does that make eighteen?

452
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: I was six? How old were you? Jubil twenty something

453
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Speaker 1: twenty two? He was like, I was five. Yeah. I

454
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Speaker 1: would do like most radio people and pretend that I'm

455
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Speaker 1: actually way younger than I am. We'll just take out

456
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Speaker 1: I remember being six and seeing that that's so Cresa,

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Speaker 1: what that's twenty years old ago? Yep, Monsters Inc. Is

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Speaker 1: also twenty years old. Some of these movies you feel

459
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Speaker 1: like they just came out twenty years old. So if

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Speaker 1: you're a nineteen years old today, or if you know

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Speaker 1: a nineteen year old, they have no idea what we're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Legally. Blonde Okaya is appropriate? Appropriate? That was

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Speaker 1: the one that I had on the list that I

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Speaker 1: was like, well, I actually can see that being twenty

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Speaker 1: years old. That feels twenty years old. Number two on

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Speaker 1: the list that I have, Fast and Furious. The first

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Speaker 1: one twenty year makes sense. It also makes sense because

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Speaker 1: there's been seventy five sequels. Yeah, so if you keep

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Speaker 1: doing that to movies in industry, you're like, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: makes sense that that's twenty years old. It feels like

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Speaker 1: forty years Maybe if it was one then it would

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Speaker 1: feel like that. Listen, they made seventy four that's true. Shreck.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, twenty years old. That's weird. That's a classic. Now,

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Speaker 1: how was that twenty years old? It made? It was

475
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Speaker 1: made twenty years ago. Oh hey, oh, let's see. You

476
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: about to lose your job lady. And that, of course

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Speaker 1: means that the Idiot News Network has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day. Don't worry though, do it again

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Speaker 1: at the same time tomorrow. Oh nothing, louse yo job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job. You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: yo job because you, oh nothing. And that was the

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Speaker 1: I n N. Excuse me, the i n N the

483
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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

484
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Speaker 1: They report the news and tune in Monday for another

485
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Speaker 1: hitting report. This is I n N News The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio First Date. It's always

487
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: weird when you start dating someone and you guys text

488
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 1: back and forth and back and forth and back and forth,

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Speaker 1: and then you even send them pictures of your breasts

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Speaker 1: and then they don't call you back. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. We have a first date fall up today?

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Speaker 1: Where that happened? Larry or Lawrence? I think his name

493
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: is Lawrence, but I feel like he goes by Larry

494
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Speaker 1: by short. I don't know. We've never talked before, but

495
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: he sent us an email because he sent a girl

496
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Speaker 1: a picture of his bosoms. Okay, and she's not calling

497
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Speaker 1: him back now. I guess they were texting for a while.

498
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Speaker 1: We'll find out all about it. Here we go. What's up, Larry,

499
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Speaker 1: how are you? Larry? Sorry? Please, Lawrence, Lawrence. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I always wonder that when I see someone with the

501
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Speaker 1: name Lawrence, I'm like, did they go by Larry or not?

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Speaker 1: I took a shot. I shot my shot and I

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Speaker 1: miss So before we get to why you think you're

504
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Speaker 1: not getting a call back the booby picture you've said, Um,

505
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl you want to call today.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Leah? Um? Her name is Leah, and

507
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: I could talk about her her ages. Man. So it's

508
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: Leah and Larry. Huh, Lawrence, he must be called Lawrence.

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00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: That's cute Leah Lawrence. She's smart. Um, she's an avid

510
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: reader like myself. She's gorgeous. She reads hold on, she

511
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: reads like actual books. Yeah you read the book? All right? Cool?

512
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: So where did you meet Leah? Well? We let on Instagram. Oh,

513
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: she has a hope und of tattoos and they're awesome tattoos.

514
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: And I shut my side and that act around. Okay. Yeah,

515
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you if she hit you up

516
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: or if you hit her up. But usually that's the

517
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: way it works. There's not a lot of women on

518
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: Instagram trolling from you. It's mostly dude's trolling for women. Anyway,

519
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: she must have liked you. So what did you guys do? Um? Well,

520
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: I mean, considering the time, she really couldn't do anything initially,

521
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: so we eventually talked on the phone place time before

522
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: we actually up on the day. We've only went up

523
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: on the stake one okay, And where did you guys go?

524
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: This Mike Steakhouse. Um, And she's gorgeous and it was

525
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: it was really well like like picturette picture perfect. Will Lawrence,

526
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you said this, but was she gorgeous? Yeah? Yeah,

527
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: I'm picking up on the fact that she was gorgeous

528
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: and that you really liked her, Well, what do you

529
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: want with? Yeah? No, I mean absolutely, it'd be weird

530
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 1: if you were doing this and you didn't like her,

531
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: because normally, if someone doesn't call you back after a

532
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: date and you don't like him, you're like, good, I'm glad. Um, Well,

533
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: why do you think she's not calling you back? Well? Um,

534
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: the only thing that I can think of, guys, is

535
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: a center top of the spicer um, and I think

536
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: that rubbed it the wrong way. Do you have a

537
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: good body or are you one of those dudes who

538
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: thinks he has a good body and sends a picture

539
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: You're like what or what is that about? Why are

540
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: you send me a picture of a dad body at

541
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: your dad? Well? Not to be vane, but you know often,

542
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: so you sent her that picture and you think that's

543
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. Did you send it

544
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: right after your date or something? No, it wasn't right

545
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: after the date. Everything went great after the date. We

546
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: were texting, um, you know, back and forth. I have

547
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: the side of the sentence and then you know, it's

548
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: been a week. I haven't heard from her in a week,

549
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: So you guys, were actually texting for a while after

550
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: your date, and then you sent her picture of your

551
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: nipples and your six pack, and that's the response. She

552
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: didn't respond to that. We talked just like a little

553
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: bit after I sent it, but then like the very

554
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: next day, it was nothing, you know, radio silent. Maybe

555
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: she was intimidated by your six pack because I'm no

556
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: being being here. But if she's a little bit on

557
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: the tubby side, you might have just been like, oh

558
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: my god, what's this? You know, I don't know if

559
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: that could be it. That's what I guess. That's what

560
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out, you know, guys, I just

561
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: need help. I could see myself stopped talking to somebody

562
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: if they sent me a picture like that. I could

563
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: definitely see myself different if it's not the appropriate time, right, yeah, exactly.

564
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: So maybe you've blasted your chest at her a little

565
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: too early. Maybe, I mean, I really don't know. That's

566
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: the only thing I can think of. I just like

567
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: her a lot, and I just want to figure out

568
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: what's going on. Okay. It's definitely one of the trickiest

569
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: parts of dating is when is it appropriate to send

570
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: a naked picture? Oh? Well, maybe not naked, shirtless. A

571
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,959
Speaker 1: lot of people do that pretty quickly. Yes, a lot

572
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: of people do it even before you're dating. A lot

573
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: of people do it when you just say hi. Some

574
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: people would just air drop them to you on planes.

575
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: They do. But Lawrence is on the phone and he's

576
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a girl named Leah

577
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: that he went out with. He really liked her a lot,

578
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: a lot. He told us how beautiful she was about

579
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred times when he just talked to him a

580
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: second ago. And she's a reader. Everything that he likes

581
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: in a woman, she has it, except for the fact

582
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: that she's not calling him back, because I would guess, Lawrence,

583
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: you probably like it when women call you back. But

584
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: he thinks the reason he's not getting a call back

585
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: is because after their date, which went well, they went

586
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: out to dinner, they were texting for about a week

587
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: and then he sent her a shirtless picture because Lawrence

588
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: thought it was time for that, and the day after

589
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: she stopped talking to him. So what does that hurt your,

590
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: like self esteem, Lawrence, if it was your it should

591
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: like you guys are talking for a week and then

592
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she's like, oh yeah, never mind.

593
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: That's your body. So yes, well, um, I thought things

594
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: were going well. All right, Well, hopefully that wasn't it,

595
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: you know, hopefully that well, I don't know. It depends

596
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: on what the other reason could be. So maybe you

597
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: want that to be it. We'll find out though. We'

598
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: about the dollar phone number right now? Okay, are you ready? Yes?

599
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: I am plead. All right, We're gonna call her and

600
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: see why she's not calling you back. Here we go,

601
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: Hello him, I speak to Leah. Please, Hey, Leah, how

602
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewel from the Jewel Show? Who

603
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: from the What Jewel from the Jewels Show? It's a

604
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Speaker 1: radio show. Also with me is I'm Jewel. I'm the

605
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: host of it. Also with me is Mahata's wife, Alex Free.

606
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: That's me and English. Evan's English. He's triple English. That's

607
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: why I did it that way. Prank. No, it's not

608
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: a prank. Have you ever heard the show before? I

609
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: have no idea what's going on? Okay, cool, neither do I.

610
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: But that's fine. I never do. The Jewel Show is

611
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: a radio show, and we do a segment on our

612
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: show where if you go out on a date with

613
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: someone and then don't call them back. They can email

614
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

615
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: what happened. And we got an email about you. That's

616
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Speaker 1: why we're calling. Oh okay, any idea who would email

617
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Speaker 1: us about you? Who was it? I mean there's a

618
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: few people that it could be, but I don't know who. Okay,

619
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Speaker 1: So you've been on a few dates in the last

620
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Speaker 1: couple weeks getting around. I wouldn't say I'm getting around,

621
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Speaker 1: by the way, No hate, if you were, I wouldn't hate.

622
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Speaker 1: Yet I did it. Yeah, we've all done it, except

623
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Speaker 1: for English Evan. He's a very week Yeah too recently.

624
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: How are you anyway? That doesn't matter anyway. Yeah, So no,

625
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: we're not judging you. But um, who do you think it?

626
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Speaker 1: Could you give us a name? Um? Well, the first

627
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Speaker 1: person I came to mind was Lawrence, but I don't

628
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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is something he would do. Okay. Um,

629
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: so you've been on a few dates in the past

630
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: couple of weeks and you're not calling a few guys back.

631
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: And one of those guys his name is Lawrence, either

632
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: Lawrence guy David? Okay, Well, what if I tell you

633
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: it's not David? Who do you think it would be

634
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: oh here, So it's Lawrence. I don't know how you

635
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: figured that out. That was amazing, great detective. Yes, it's Lawrence.

636
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: Lawrence wants to know why you're not calling him back.

637
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: He told us all about your date, said that you

638
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: guys were even texting for like a week, and then

639
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he stopped talking to him. So

640
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: we're wondering why this is. This is so weird. Do

641
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: you mind telling us what? Yes, he does? Does it

642
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: have anything to do with his body? What his body?

643
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: He said that he sent you a shirtless picture and

644
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: then the day after you stopped talking to him, So

645
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: he thinks that that's the thing that turns you off. Oh,

646
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm the worst of text m. I

647
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: didn't That's not why I stopped responding. Um, No, it's

648
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: it's if you really want to know, or like went

649
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: through this Instagram recently and he I thought that he

650
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: posted a picture of a girl that looked literally just

651
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: like me, Like similar tattoos, similar vibes, similar hair, um,

652
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: and just cruised me out because I felt like, I

653
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: just like, do you think he's one of I don't know,

654
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: or like he has a fetish about tattoo girl. I

655
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: don't know. So she looked a lot like you? How much?

656
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: So because people will say that all the time. You're like,

657
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's what it looks like my twin,

658
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: And you look at it, You're like, that is a

659
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: road sign. That's not even a person who doesn't look

660
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: like you at all. So she really looked a lot

661
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 1: like you, like identical. Well, people had they're type though, Yeah,

662
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: I guess she's right. Yeah, you have a type. That's

663
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: not that far out of the question. Yeah, someone like you.

664
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: That's true. And you, guys aren't official. You went on

665
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: one date, so he can if he was going up

666
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: with someone else. Is still cool, right, I mean yeah,

667
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 1: But now he's having a radio show bombard Lee when

668
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: asked me why I'm not going Yeah, I haven't called

669
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: it back. Weird. He's also having a radio show, lie

670
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: to you because he's actually on the other line listening

671
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: right now. I wants to talk to you. I should

672
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: have told you that. Oh okay, hi, Laurence, h Yeah,

673
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: So who is that girl? Yeah, it's not a big deal,

674
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: trust me. Okay, why would I trust that? Who is she? Well?

675
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: Why does it look dress like me? I mean that's

676
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: the reason you're not calling me back. Seriously. Yeah, I

677
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: thought it was weird. I don't know, y'all don't look

678
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: like each other at all. Okay, tattoos, all right, that's it.

679
00:35:54,239 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: But you think similar tattoos is similar hairs style? You

680
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: were also posting a picture on Instagram hot deep with

681
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 1: another girl, Like what was I supposed to think? So whatever? Okay, Well,

682
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: Nancy Drew, she doesn't have all those things that are

683
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: similar that you think. And a coincidence that it was

684
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: after our date, m I just happened to see her

685
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: at the mall. Um, no big deal. Okay, Well I'm

686
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: not Nancy Drew and where the Harry at the spy

687
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: kind of girl. And that's why you wouldn't e would

688
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:36,479
Speaker 1: never work. We're just friends. Granted she's ex girlfriend high

689
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: school what years ago? Years ago? That's not helping you out, Larry. Well,

690
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: I just thought that I should let her know that

691
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: I was years ago, I mean high school. That makes

692
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: it even worse. You're posting pictures of you with your

693
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: extral her know, ex stress like me, right after our date.

694
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: Like no, well, don't say no just yet. I need

695
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: to ask you something Leo would you like to go

696
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: out with Lauren on another date, We'll pay for it. No, oh, man,

697
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: are you sure about that? It's his ex girlfriend x

698
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: x x X from high school. Yeah, I don't care.

699
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: You can just lose my numbers. Fine, sorry Lauren? Yeah, okay,

700
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: Well if you change your mind, you know what you're finding. Yeah,

701
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: probably at your ex girlfriend's house. Probably. Do you think

702
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: that she shouldn't have gone out with him again? I

703
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: definitely think she should not have gone out with him again.

704
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 1: But it's his x from high school though. That's weird though?

705
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: What about the drippling abs Alex? Oh, I don't care.

706
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 1: But I mean, if he's talking to somebody, you know,

707
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: and he's interested in somebody, he should not be posting

708
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: pictures of him and his ex girlfriend on his Instagram.

709
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: You should know that that's not going to get you

710
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: a call back posting a picture any girl, if you're

711
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: trying to date someone else, yea, even if it's your

712
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: mom text in four six one? What do you think?

713
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: It's a Jewel Show? Jubils first Day follow up The

714
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. There are very

715
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: few people on this earth that are more accidentally hilarious

716
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: than Instagram influencers. It's the Jewel Show. They try so

717
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: hard to be cool with staged photos of them at

718
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: a fountain and Belize, always a Belize laughing hysterically at

719
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: something although nobody else is in the picture. Yeah, it's

720
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: like their imaginary friend told them the greatest joke ever written.

721
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 1: And if there wasn't a photographer they hired from Craigslist

722
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: there with them, you'd think that they were just a

723
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: very well dressed to gets a friendic homeless person. That's

724
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: what they looked like when they take a picture. So

725
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: influencers laugh a lot at nothing in their photos, but

726
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: it's always funny to actually laugh when they make fools

727
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: of themselves. And that's why we do a segment from

728
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: time to time called Under the Influence, where we go

729
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: over some of the top social media influencer fails over

730
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: the past few weeks. So here you go in this

731
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: week's Under the Influence. Alex Yes you can start. Okay, Well,

732
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 1: you guys, remember a few weeks back when the Pope

733
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 1: liked Instagram models racy picture Yeah right? The Vatican, Yeah,

734
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: Catholic Church was up in arms about it. Yes, liking

735
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: hot models, Yeah, it was crazy. Well, guess what it

736
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: happened again. It happened again. The Pope just can't stop

737
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: liking hot model pictures on Instagram. I'm like, okay, come

738
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: on at this point, what's going on. Her name's Margot

739
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: Fox and she's an IG model or like an only

740
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: fans model adult model fans. Yeah, okay, so that's even worse, right. Yeah,

741
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: and the picture that the Pope liked, she was in

742
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: a risky black body suit. Oh well, I mean, who

743
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: can blame him? Right right? I think that's the sort

744
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: of thing she was proud to show her mom. Yeah,

745
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure her mom was proud when she saw the

746
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: Pope not before, but she just said, the Pope like

747
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: my picture. That means I'm going to heaven. Yeah? Really

748
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: for what is happening though, that's really weird. Yeah. The

749
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: first time the Pope liked a bikini model on Instagram,

750
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: there was a huge investigation that they said they were running,

751
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: and so you'd think whoever liked it they found out,

752
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 1: but apparently not. So maybe it is actually the Pope.

753
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: Maybe his Instagram is being hacked. That's what every celebrity

754
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: says when they do something. I know where you should

755
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: work where at the Vatican's pr team. I am not

756
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: working at the Vatican now or never. That's my under

757
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: the influence story, and the Pope is still a pervot

758
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Eng seven. What's your under the influence story? Well,

759
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: am I under the influence story is about The Bachelor.

760
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: I know it's your guys' favorite show. Actually you've been

761
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: keeping up to date with it? Oh, absolutely not. All

762
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: I know is that there's a new Bachelor on and

763
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: that they finally decided to have a black person on

764
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: the show. Because that actually, really it's super sad. It's

765
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one and that's just happenings ridiculous. It's so dumb.

766
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: So on the show, when they first meet the guy,

767
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: his name is Matt James, they roll up in the

768
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: limo and a lot of them, you know, they try

769
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: and make it a very memorable experience. It's this girl

770
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: called Katie rolled up and gave the Bachelor a vibrator.

771
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm Katie's so I brought something from

772
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: home really special to me and I thought i'd chat

773
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: with you. I'm done. That is disisgusting. That is that's

774
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: crossing the lawn. Yeah, but it would have been amazing

775
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: if he took it and then just look straight in

776
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: the camera and it disappeared and he just started smiling

777
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: like a little bit. So congratulations, Vibrator girl, you made it.

778
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: And under the Influence you're one of the bigger influencer

779
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 1: failures of the past few weeks. And lastly, my under

780
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: the Influence story, the influencer that had a big fail

781
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: the other day being Dad. Do you know who Bean

782
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: Dad is? No? Bean Dad is a musician and podcast

783
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: named John rod Rick and he went on Twitter the

784
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: other day and something that he posted has basically made

785
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: him shut down his Twitter account. He told a very

786
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: pretentious story about his nine year old daughter trying to

787
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: open a can of beans. I'll read you the first

788
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 1: two tweets because it's super long, and you know people

789
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: tell stories on Twitter, So here's how it's started. And

790
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 1: just tell me that this doesn't reek of pretentiousness right away,

791
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: and then I'll tell you what happened, and then you'll

792
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: hate him. His first sweet was, so yesterday, my daughter

793
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: nine was hungry and I was doing a jigsaw puzzle,

794
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 1: so I said, over my shoulder, make some big beans.

795
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: She said, how like all kids do when they want

796
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: you to do it. So I said, open a can

797
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 1: and put it in the pot. She brought me to

798
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: the can and said open it. How okay, that was

799
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: the first tweet right already, kind of like, just to

800
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: open the can of beans. Dude, she's hungry. His next

801
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: sweet said, so, I said to his nine year old,

802
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: how do you think this thing works? She studied it

803
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: and applied it to the top of the can sideways.

804
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 1: She struggled for a while, and with a big dramatic sigh,

805
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: she said, will you please just open the can? Oh,

806
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: he was a teaching moment, just dropping in my lap.

807
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: So he went on to tweet, yes, a teaching moment.

808
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: He went on to post a serious tweets about trying

809
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 1: to get her to learn to use this can opener

810
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: on her own, teaching her how to do it on

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00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: her own, like anyway. At the end of it, he

812
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: revealed that it took her six hours to open that

813
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: canna beans six hours, made her try to figure it

814
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: out for six hours. And he thinks he's being an

815
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: amazing teaching dad because that's insane. People rusted him so

816
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: bad and he's known as being dad now and he sucks.

817
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: That's the soother thing that makes a kid become a

818
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: serial killer. Yeah, in twenty years from now, when a

819
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes are winding up dead and alleys with

820
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: can openers in their throat. Thanks a lot being dad,

821
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: all right. That was under the influence the Jebel Show

822
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio. Look, I know it's raining

823
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: outside and him soaking wet, and you're currently giving birth.

824
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: And how did I show up at your door in

825
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: the ward that they give birth at? What ward did

826
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: they give birth at? Yeah? Where? Though? I know I

827
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: just showed up at your door in the maternity ward

828
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 1: and you're giving birth and my clothes are I'll side

829
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: you went and it's not my baby. But I just

830
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: had to let you know right now. How's it raining

831
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: inside of my head? I don't know, but I had

832
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: to let you know right now while you give them

833
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: birth that I love you, Oh my god, and I

834
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: want to be that baby's dad. I don't know where

835
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Speaker 1: the dad is. I'm currently actually out a scene in

836
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: a very bad romantic comedy and I'm Keanu Reas I

837
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: think definitely not Kanu. But there are thank you very much,

838
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: and there are a lot of bad scenes and romantic comedies. Well,

839
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: a survey just asked people to list their top scenes

840
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: that happen in romantic comedies that would actually be very

841
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: creepy if they happen in real life. Okay, whenever you

842
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: watch romantic comedy, if you actually think about the scenarios

843
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that happens in there, you will

844
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: be like, hey, that's not cool. You just followed me

845
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: home off the freeway. Yeah, I'm scared. Now I'm calling

846
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 1: the cops. Um, I've never thought about that before. So

847
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: here are scenes that are normal to you when you're

848
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: watching a romantic comedy, Okay, but if you actually think

849
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 1: about it, are incredibly creepy. Okay. Here's one. You break

850
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: into your cruscious house and leave them a gift. Okay, yeah,

851
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of romantic you do so. Okay,

852
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: So if you were dating somebody Alex and they broke

853
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: into your house, no, No, if I broke into their

854
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: house and left them again, yes, that's romantic on my side. Yeah,

855
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: but if it happened the other way round, wouldn't be romantic.

856
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: It happened the other way around, and it was somebody

857
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: that I liked a lot and he came through the

858
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: doggy door and then left. Then no, it wouldn't be creepy. Okay,

859
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: So just if it's how hot you are, I guess,

860
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: I guess, all right, So never mind, that's a scene

861
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: that I guess could be totally normal depending on how

862
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: hot you are. If you're ugly and you break into

863
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: your CRUSH's house, you're probably going to jail for five

864
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: to ten. But if you're hot, you're good, you might

865
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: get lucky. Right, I mean, hot people they get away

866
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: with a lot of stuff they do. It wouldn't be

867
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: other ordinary. These are scenes that happen in romantic comedies that,

868
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: if you really think about it, probably could be creepy.

869
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: Not necessarily all of them are creepy, but they would

870
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 1: not be cool if it happened in real life. Don't

871
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: be accepted proving your fake relationship is real from your family. Oh.

872
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: Perfect example is How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

873
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good movie. The main actors are

874
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. Right, all right, sorry, I

875
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: hear that name. I just do that automatically. I can't

876
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: help it. And the time anybody says it, I just

877
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: break into that no matter where I'm at, what I'm doing. Well,

878
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: she wrote for a magazine and she wanted to an

879
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: article on how to lose a guy in ten days,

880
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: and she picked Matthew McConaughey to try to get to

881
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: fall in love with and then lose in ten Oh

882
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: I remember that? Okay? Yeah, then they actually did fall

883
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: in love, yes, and then after the fact, once they

884
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: got together. I wish they would have made a part

885
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: two because now she like knows what he'll put up with,

886
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: and she was probably just a terror to be with. Yeah.

887
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: Here's another one that's on the list of top types

888
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: of scenes that happened in romantic comedies that if it

889
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 1: happened in real life, you might be creeped out or upset,

890
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: almost breaking somebody's windows so you can get their attention,

891
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: like throwing a rock at it. Yeah, yeah, I just

892
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: pick up the phone. Or showing up to the airport,

893
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: running through security and standing at the gate professing your

894
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: love to someone who's getting on a plane. Come on,

895
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: in those movies, security is terrible, Yeah they are. And

896
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: then there's always one security guy who's like no, no, no,

897
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: God for it, I love love. Yeah, right now, you'd

898
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: be in on the deist plot that they'd say you

899
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: if there was something that I was going to include

900
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: on the list, it would definitely be a sacrifice because

901
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: you remember at the end of Titanic, she's on the

902
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: little door, yeah, and he doesn't even attempt to get

903
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 1: on the door with the like if that was my girlfriend,

904
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, hey, is there room room come on? Yeah.

905
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: If you don't remember the movie Titanic, it was a

906
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: long time ago if you never saw it. At the

907
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: end of it, sorry spoiler alert, but it's like thirty

908
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: or forty years later, you're like twenty under if you're

909
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 1: taking in. But at the end of it the Titanic,

910
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: sorry spoiler alert, this is in history. It sank um.

911
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: But they're in the water, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett,

912
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: who plays his love interest. She's clinging to a board

913
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: and he's cold, freezing, and he's like, I'm cold, yeah,

914
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm never letting go, Jack, I'm never

915
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: gonna let go. And then she's like, but also, I

916
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: can hold on this boat with one hand, so piece

917
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: out man. And then he just sinks down to the bottom.

918
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: I was like, why didn't you know she try to

919
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: help an work? Also he's attempt to get on Yeah.

920
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: Also spoiler alert. I watched an interview with both of

921
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: them afterwards, and they said that that water was actually

922
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: pretty warm. Oh I bet it was. Yeah, it was

923
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: water and it wasn't deep at all. Great actors and

924
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: texting four one O six one. What's an awkward scenario

925
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: that you see in a romantic comedy that you think

926
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: would be bad if it happened in real life? And

927
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this, Okay, I didn't want

928
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: to have to say this right now. What we've got

929
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: to go, don't go. We have to go, come back,

930
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: get him back. You guys are coming with me, Okay,

931
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm coming. That sounded like a different kind of movie there.

932
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Wake up

933
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil phone pranks, we'd say mornings on

934
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: the twenties. Hi, this is Pete Kins. I'm calling from meals.

935
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: I was looking for Lance. Yeah, this is a Lance.

936
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: Hey Lance, how are you today? I'm good? What's up?

937
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about something. We're calling

938
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 1: some of the vegan members of our meal delivery service. Uh,

939
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: we made a mistake, and all of the meals that

940
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: you were sent this month actually are made of meat.

941
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes? I am. I'm tark Hey. Can

942
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: you hold on for all the meals? Hold on for

943
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: a moment, please please hold. Thanks for holding. This is Alexis.

944
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Yeah, somebody just called me

945
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: to tell me that my vegan meals had meat in them? Oh,

946
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: which one did you like the best? No? Did you

947
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: not hear me? Look? I am vegan and I was

948
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: told that someone delivered me meat. Um, let me bring

949
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: up your account one moment. Don't put me on hold.

950
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hello is shipping? How's it going ship?

951
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: It's not going well. I was just told that you

952
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: guys sent me non vegan meals. I am vegan. I

953
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: cannot eat meat. Oh oh, I think that was actually me.

954
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that. I'm gonna put you on

955
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: hold real quick because someone else can deal with you. Okay,

956
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: here we go, No, no, no, no, no transfer men supervise.

957
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a great day of meals. This

958
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: is Pete Aikins. What can I do for Pete? You

959
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: called me earlier and oh and transfer around. Yeah, yeah,

960
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: what's going on? I hope you got your issue fixed. Look,

961
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that. All these vegan customers of her,

962
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: and I'm having to listen to a whole music which

963
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: is killing my ears. You know what. I've been telling

964
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 1: them they need to change that holes music, because sometimes

965
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: we get people calling up here when we do a

966
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: little thing like accidentally send vegans meat. I don't care,

967
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: I'll get here. Oh okay, sorry, I just thought maybe

968
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: you're interested in the whole music. I can send you

969
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: to someone to talk about that if you want. No,

970
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: do not put me on hold again. I don't give

971
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: a about the whole music. I want to know how

972
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 1: you guys sived me me. You know what I'm gonna

973
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: have you talked about Lexis, because this is really bucking me.

974
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: I would be annoyed if I were YouTube. Please hold

975
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: are you no? Oh my god? It's holding. This is Alexis.

976
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Oh Alexis? First of all,

977
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: you probably oh that's not very nice? Is this plant? Looks?

978
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: Probably nice to have a vegan? You sent me meat meals?

979
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: How are you going to fix this? Lance? You know,

980
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: swearing to people in customer service won't get you very far.

981
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 1: I would be helping you if you weren't swearing at me. Please,

982
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: my sweet helpful person, I love you so much. Now,

983
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: will you tell me why you with my meals? I

984
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: didn't your meals? Oh my god, I'm a vegan. You

985
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: sent me meat? Fix it? Oh? I thought you were

986
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: saying that I was doing nasty things with your meals,

987
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't do that. I swear

988
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: to God, I'm gonna explode. You need to You're going

989
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: to this what I forgot what we were talking about now,

990
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: so I just I have to go to the bathroom.

991
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 1: Please hold oh what? Oh my god? Hi, this is shipping.

992
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: How may I help you? You stupid? Hold on? Jimmy?

993
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: Is that you? You absolute dog? What are you doing

994
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: on the phone again? I'm not Jimmy. Stop it, jim

995
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: jim are we still on for golf later? You? I'm

996
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: not Jimmy. Okay, I'm way Jimmy. I'm not fooling for it.

997
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: You always call me at work. I'll see you at

998
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: golf later. All right, you're stupid. I'm not Jimmy. Okay.

999
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: I have a complaint. I need to talk to someone. Jimmy,

1000
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Alexis on the phone. I've gotta transfer in, okay, Alexis, Alexis.

1001
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,280
Speaker 1: Guess what what. Jimmy's on the phone. Jimmy, what's up Jimmy.

1002
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, people's gonna love this. I have to

1003
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: get him on the phone. One second. Yeah, it's a

1004
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: great day, Mammy. I was speak. Oh hey, Alexis, what's up? Beat? Yeah,

1005
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: Jimmy's on the phone. Oh, he's always prank calling here.

1006
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: I know you branking him. Do you get it again, Jimmy,

1007
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: who are you doing today? Jimmy, still jim Jimmy, we

1008
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: got it all. We know it's you, We know it's you.

1009
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: Frank Collins, Hello, you have the worst customer service I've

1010
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: ever helped you. Oh whoa, I thought we were on

1011
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: the phone because lands this is actually the Jewel Show

1012
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife set

1013
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:26,280
Speaker 1: you up for a phone prank. Oh my god, oh

1014
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: my god. Wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks,

1015
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 1: we'd say, mornings on the twenties,