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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini your soul, many episode, motherfucking mini your self.

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Speaker 2: When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at

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Speaker 2: the wall, and in the back of my mind I

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Speaker 2: hear my conscience call. There, it is there, it is.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My

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Speaker 2: Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the theories that you,

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Speaker 2: the listeners have at home. It's a mother fucking mini episode,

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Speaker 2: mother fucking phone.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I'm glad to see you back. Glad, just

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Speaker 3: glad to see my man on top.

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Speaker 2: That baby me back. I'm liston Kerman, I'm David Boy.

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Speaker 2: And we were here to read some emails, to talk

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Speaker 2: some shit about what y'all have to talk about. And

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Speaker 2: we got a really exciting email that has already prompted

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Speaker 2: a fair amount of discussion between you, me and Olivia.

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Speaker 2: It was a email from a person named Valerie. Valerie

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Speaker 2: sent us an email. They started very formally, gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 2: It feels respectful. Valerie. Thank you, Valerie said big fan

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Speaker 2: of the pod, and thank you for the double dose

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Speaker 2: of fun each week. I saw a famous comedian this

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Speaker 2: past weekend who was shockingly thinner than he appeared in

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Speaker 2: any of his past HBO specials. He started the show

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Speaker 2: by talking about his long journey to get his current physique.

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Speaker 2: Regardless of the particulars of this situation, I'd be curious

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Speaker 2: to hear what your thoughts are on the fierce denials

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Speaker 2: regarding the use of ozimpic versus doing the work for

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Speaker 2: those in the public eye. Thank not, thanks, Thank Valerie.

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Speaker 3: I want to get ahead of it and say, if

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Speaker 3: you want to hear these jokes about my true o zempic,

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Speaker 3: body go to Patreon backslash David boy my specials coming

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Speaker 3: out this summer. I will address all rumors for paying there.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's start this way, because I am now curious

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Speaker 2: ozempic gets offered to you. They come to you and

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Speaker 2: they say, David, we see a lot of potential in you.

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Speaker 2: We know, we know you're hilarious, but we think there

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Speaker 2: might be a very thin leading man under there. Will

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Speaker 2: you take our miracle drug and free yourself or rather

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Speaker 2: experience a different version of yourself? Would you buy in?

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Speaker 2: Are you into that? No?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I like I I do well enough that I could

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Speaker 3: figure out a way to get it down, you know

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Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Like it's not like a no, it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so fearful of drugs in general, especially ones

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Speaker 2: that like promise a cure for something that frankly didn't

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Speaker 2: necessarily need caring. It makes me nervous. Obviously, Ozempic has

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Speaker 2: a purpose. It was a diabetes medication first and foremost.

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Speaker 2: It just has this odd side effect and it's not

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Speaker 2: it causes people to lose dramatic amounts of weight as

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Speaker 2: I just know, unless I have a reason to take

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Speaker 3: Same. I mean, if there's one thing I've had to

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Speaker 3: and life, cheating doesn't work. Yeah, It's just like, regardless

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Speaker 3: of what the scenario, the desired results are never it never.

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Speaker 3: It just doesn't work. Man. Yeah, it's not worth wasting

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Speaker 3: It just doesn't It doesn't work. Man.

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Speaker 2: I listen to an article on the I listened to

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Speaker 2: a podcast The Daily every once in a while, and

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Speaker 2: they did an episode about ozempic and they were saying

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Speaker 2: that number one, which I think a lot of people

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Speaker 2: weight loss, you have to continue to take the drug.

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Speaker 2: It's not Oh, you take it for six months and

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Speaker 2: then the weight sheds and you get to keep living

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Speaker 2: like that. If you stop taking ozimpic, you start gaining

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean sometimes even if you have, though, right,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not all going to be Brad Pitt in

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Speaker 3: The river runs through it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, was he isn't that?

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Speaker 2: I think you have to keep taking the drug. But

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Speaker 2: the other thing that the articles sort of talked about,

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Speaker 3: Ooh, that's like I don't know, man, I think I'm

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Speaker 3: It seems indicative of a greater problem, right yeah. Like

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Speaker 3: and then to the cause, like, it's clearly pretty widespread,

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Speaker 3: right widespread in what sense? I think that a lot

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we were talking about it. We were

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Speaker 2: But I will say, yes, it does seem to have

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Speaker 3: And I guess they don't do what you want to do.

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Speaker 3: I guess the lying about it is probably what the

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Speaker 3: big issue is with it, right, yeah, Because it's like

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I take a lot of issue with

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Speaker 2: But part of that was because he actually did have

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Speaker 2: then there are people who are pretending that they aren't

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Speaker 2: taking the osentpic and it just would be cooler if

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Speaker 2: they were just like yo, I didn't like the way

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Speaker 2: I looked. This has been extremely helpful, But I also

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Speaker 2: doing it in a healthy, manageable way. And I wouldn't encourage,

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Speaker 2: sort of like nutritionists to support their journey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I think that's more reasonable than anything.

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Speaker 3: Like do you think all these people would do it

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Speaker 3: people on the internet can be cruel and like, I

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Speaker 3: the idea of it trickling down to normal people is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I will say that. Yes, I don't

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Speaker 2: great example of like somebody who has been accused of

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Speaker 2: taking ozimpic has obviously made like this massive physical transformation.

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Speaker 2: She used to be a lot thicker, she is not

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Speaker 2: and like not for nothing. When she wasn't on the drug,

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Speaker 2: that would get to me. That would fucking bother me

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Speaker 2: doing it to say something hurtful to you would kind

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that's also what happens with this idea

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Speaker 3: of like shaming people is that oftentimes the result of

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Speaker 3: shaming someone is not like, oh, I'll just make a

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Speaker 2: No, And you look at what the actual like journey

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I yeah, Like I said, I don't

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Speaker 3: fuck these people. Also, this is very funny. Olivia says

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Speaker 3: there's been reporting surprise pregnancy as well as epig hop out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because it says that this occurs because GLP one

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Speaker 2: drugs can interfere with how birth control pills are absorbed.

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Speaker 2: So basically it's neutralizing your birth control and getting women

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Speaker 2: pregnant while taking the ozie. Is that what people call it?

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Speaker 3: Nah? I don't.

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Speaker 2: I just said that for the first time ever.

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Speaker 2: They're losers, were They're not a good example for any good,

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? You can find me at Langston Kerrman on all

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Speaker 2: I've told you I played the game, so I'm excited.

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Speaker 3: That was just the one time.

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Speaker 2: No, because honestly, the the other complicated games that I enjoy,

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Speaker 3: Oh I like that. I thought that was fun. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I don't love Settlers. It's cool, it's it's kind of

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Speaker 3: I don't like that. Oh well, maybe we're just like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. All right, that's it. That's a

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Speaker 3: good mini episode. Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 2: If you wanna, if you want to send us your

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Speaker 2: if you want to tell us who you believe to

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Speaker 2: to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would

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Speaker 3: God damn that was real.

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Speaker 2: Even when you start to doubt, Hey is this still working?

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Speaker 2: Are they? Is this even worth it anymore? Don't you

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Speaker 2: do that? You keep you keep coming back because we

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Speaker 2: need you, We love you all right bye bitch.

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