WEBVTT - Not Lifting The Treadmill

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap? All right, Garrett,

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<v Speaker 2>what's your phone tap about? So Danielle wants to play

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<v Speaker 2>a phone tap on her roommate Tricia. Now both roommates,

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<v Speaker 2>they're on a health kick. So they say decided, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get a treadmill for the apartment. So Trisha ordered

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<v Speaker 2>the treadmill, and daniel said, you know it, now is

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<v Speaker 2>a perfect time to play the phone tap. Let's mess

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<v Speaker 2>with her about the treadmill being delivered.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go. Listen to Garrett's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Tris, looks up your treadmill came.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 3>But the only problem is he won't bring it upstairs.

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<v Speaker 3>He's telling me that that's not part of the deal.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's leaving it outside of the curb.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but he proposed to bring it in, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I bringing it back in the truck? Or what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the guy can put on the phone, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she wants to speak to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, Yeah, who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi? My namma Tricia one who order to tread.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, congratulations on your treadmill.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a contract stating that you guys are supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>deliver it into my home, not on the curb.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I drop it off. That's my job. I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>drop off guys.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't drop anything off. You're supposed to take

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<v Speaker 1>it inside of my home. What part I don't you understand?

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is? I have nothing saying that I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go deliver this thing, uh, and then lug it up

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<v Speaker 2>some stairs and then take it out of the box

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<v Speaker 2>for you. Let's be honest here, So let's do us

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<v Speaker 2>all the favor.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, let's be honest. I have a contract stating

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're supposed to do. Are you even by yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you working with someone?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the thing. I'm by myself. How the hell

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<v Speaker 2>am I supposed to carry a box upstairs? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, were you supposed to carry it upstairs? That's

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<v Speaker 1>what we were supposed to have happened.

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<v Speaker 2>There's two of you and one of me. Let's do

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<v Speaker 2>the matthire.

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<v Speaker 1>So my problem. Your company was supposed to send someone

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<v Speaker 1>else to take it upstairs with you. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>written contract. What is the problem. Take my treadmill up

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<v Speaker 1>to my house?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't work well under the cussing policy. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Act like that's a maybe I wouldn't have to curse

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<v Speaker 1>you out now I need to take myself there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what I have to say to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I think you might need this treadmill

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<v Speaker 2>to work off all that anger you have in you

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<v Speaker 2>right now, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Your superboxer, how about that? We'll back like a straight

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to tell him something, okay, because if you

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<v Speaker 3>paid your money and you said you had your contract

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<v Speaker 3>get my.

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<v Speaker 1>Money back, and I want to get his gass fired?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we set it up outside? Maybe that will do.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we set it up in nobody?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo?

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<v Speaker 3>Tris? Seriously like, you need to come in the box.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a camera, Please get a camera, Tris, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy is leaving, so I'm just gonna put it inside. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't carry it together. I don't lift the boxes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I don't lift no box. I don't lift anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even like to take another trash.

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<v Speaker 3>What about the lady that lives in the first floor.

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<v Speaker 3>She can help me bring upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like the woman who likes a crip keeper. He's

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<v Speaker 1>seventy years old, so you want to have a com

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<v Speaker 1>up face with a box? Do you want to have

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<v Speaker 1>my breakup back?

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<v Speaker 2>Pa, Tricia, I can tell you what the problem is. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>you got phone tapped. What Tricia, My name is Garif

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<v Speaker 2>from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show and you got

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap by your friend Daniel.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, yeah, I'm People in my office like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell do I wear?

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show