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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, hello, Colin,

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Speaker 1: you're looking for something?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I said, Hello, Colin, are you looking for something? Eh?

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Speaker 2: I don't sorry, I don't think this is I'm not

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Speaker 2: really I think you might have the wrong.

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Speaker 3: Oh let's see you look. Let me take Colin on

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Speaker 3: a walk down memory lane. How long has it been

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Speaker 3: since you got any mail?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? Yeah, I haven't gotten my mail in like

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Speaker 2: two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 3: My name is Pete Deakins, United States Postal Office employee

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Speaker 3: at your service or disservice.

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Speaker 2: Okay, to where there's my mail man?

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you would like to know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I would like to know. I've been trying to

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Speaker 2: get a hold of you for weeks. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Have you have you? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Can you stop the condescending thing and just tell me

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Speaker 2: what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Sure, Colin, your mail is at an undisclosed location and

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Speaker 3: why and you may never see it again.

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Speaker 1: Let's see.

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Speaker 3: You have wasted three minutes and twenty seven seconds of

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Speaker 3: my time for two weeks straight.

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Speaker 4: I'm wasting your time right now, You're wasting my time

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Speaker 4: right now?

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Speaker 2: What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 1: The flag does not belong that, does it.

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Speaker 3: If there's no outgoing mail in the mailbox, we put

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Speaker 3: the flag.

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Speaker 1: Down, don't we.

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Speaker 2: What the are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about the last two weeks the flag on

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Speaker 3: your mailbox has been up. I don't know if you're

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Speaker 3: just trying to mess up my day, or if you

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Speaker 3: think it's funny, or if you're filming it for the

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Speaker 3: YouTube or one of the social media's out there or

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Speaker 3: the TikTok whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: It's not funny.

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Speaker 3: It wastes three minutes and twenty seven seconds of my

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Speaker 3: time every single day because I have to pull off

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Speaker 3: of my route to check if there's outgoing mail, because

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Speaker 3: that's the time I check for outgoing mail. And then

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Speaker 3: I open it up and there's no outgoing mail, and

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Speaker 3: I put the flag down at night, and the flag

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Speaker 3: is back up in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you're holding my mail ransom because the flag

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Speaker 4: is accidentally up on my mailbox.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you can do that, man.

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Speaker 1: I think I just did.

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Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, you know, the like completely illegal to do

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Speaker 4: it is illegal to do that.

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Speaker 3: It's it is actually, yes, it is a in the

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Speaker 3: penal system, penal code in the penal system, it's illegal

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Speaker 3: to lead the flag up on your mailbox with no

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Speaker 3: outgoing mail. I should knock up to your door, put

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Speaker 3: you in handcuffs, throw you in the back of my

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Speaker 3: mail truck, and take you in.

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Speaker 4: I yeah, it's not illegal, man, it's not even a misdemeanor.

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Speaker 2: It's not even a parking.

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Speaker 3: It is highly If it happens again, I'm keeping your

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Speaker 3: mail until I get a proper apology. And if it

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Speaker 3: happens again, I'm walking up to your door and I'm

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Speaker 3: slapping you in cuffs, and I'm putting you in the

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Speaker 3: backs with the boxes and the other larger packages than

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Speaker 3: just the mail, and you are coming down to the

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Speaker 3: precinct with me.

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Speaker 2: Going to the precinct. What precinc the post office.

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Speaker 1: Until the police come and take you. Yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: cops till the.

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Speaker 2: Police until an actual government I'm.

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Speaker 1: The government official. I know cops personally.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you know cops like I know cops.

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Speaker 1: I'm the post office.

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Speaker 2: You can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Postal Service employee. I can do what I want.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not how that went. I'm a ust I.

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Speaker 3: Mean postal service employee King COM's got nothing on me.

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Speaker 1: Test me, mother, Try.

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Speaker 2: It really, but you're doing Denzel.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was pretty good, but I will actually

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Speaker 3: let you know. This is a phone prank. This is

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Speaker 3: actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 3: on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Migley set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't solve the mail problem, but I'm glad we don't

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Speaker 4: have a psychopath

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone and praise