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Speaker 1: Gas prices are too And it's funny because what he

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Speaker 2: I mean frustrating, really, I mean him and JJ McCarthy.

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Speaker 2: But he won the National Championship when Tom Brady declared

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Speaker 2: Collapsed it, they did lose their stadium, Like, you just.

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00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: Don't know what's going to happen. You may need a

436
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 1: guy in a hallway. And there's just nothing better than

437
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,719
Speaker 1: draft time when that's the that's a moment, like you

438
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: remember that moment and that's silly you remember JJ McCarthy

439
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 1: throwing the darts in a hallway, But that's what draft

440
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 1: time is, ye, And it's incredible. But they're gonna play

441
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: the real game soon, and you know, I'm sure. I mean,

442
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 1: hopefully the Vikings are lucky enough to have some games

443
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: on like Peacock or something that's gonna be fun. Like

444
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 1: speaking of old guy shaking his fist at the clouds,

445
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: how do you feel about Peacock.

446
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 2: Of NFL games on it. I'm absolutely one hundred percent

447
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 2: against it. I don't understand it. Well. I understand the

448
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: financial part for the NFL. I don't understand how they

449
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 2: can phrase this as something that's good for the consumer

450
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 2: like this this spreading around to all these different services

451
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: getting the games, and this is something like we both

452
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 2: grew up in a world where if you had Fox,

453
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 2: CBS and NBC, you you could see every game, every

454
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 2: game that was played during that week.

455
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: Yep.

456
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: Now some of the moves were for the better. I

457
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 2: don't mind. You know the ESPN, you know ABC team

458
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 2: up for Monday nights and how they do that. But

459
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 2: for like services, like they have the Sunday ticket that

460
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 2: used to cover like all these games, well now it cover.

461
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: There's all these games except for the ones that are

462
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: showing on Amazon Prime, that are showing on Peacock, that

463
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 2: are showing on these different stations, like you can't get them. Why,

464
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 2: Like I saw one breakdown that was like eight hundred

465
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,239
Speaker 2: dollars is what it would cost you to buy all

466
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 2: the subscriptions that you need to see every NFL game.

467
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: You see all the games, and it's just so the

468
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 2: Peacock thing upset me, you know, on that that level

469
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 2: of just like they get one game, which just seems

470
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 2: like a slap in the face, like, hey, for one game,

471
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: you've got to go and sign up for this service,

472
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: sign get rid of it for you know after a month,

473
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: like you got to do this. And then the fact

474
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 2: that they made it a playoff game, like I would

475
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 2: have been I probably would have been outside the NFL

476
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 2: headquarters yelling at the clouds if like it was a

477
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 2: Viking playoff game kids were playing and I found out

478
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 2: that it was on Peacock, Like, oh, I would have

479
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 2: been all, you know, all over it. Think about a bar, right,

480
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 2: a bar going to have you know what? They would

481
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 2: have to go and get subscriptions for all their different like.

482
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: TVs like and probably a commercial license for it. Yeah,

483
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: And that's the thing I was going to ask you

484
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 1: if you watched the Peacock playoff game like at a bar,

485
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: because I know you don't. You didn't have Peacock, but

486
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you.

487
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 2: Know, I did not watch it. Okay, I don't think.

488
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: I don't remember it being that fun of a game.

489
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 1: It wasn't. Yeah, and it was probably like a Saturday

490
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 1: at noon or two.

491
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 2: O'clock or something like you know, right, this is a

492
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: this is a like hypothetical numbers. But like let's say

493
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 2: like Peacock was like, hey, we'll pay you two hundred

494
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 2: million dollars for this one game every year. You think

495
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 2: you think they would have been willing, Like at the

496
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 2: NFL was like, well, what if we give you a

497
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 2: Mahomes game like one, like we guarantee you that in

498
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 2: the ten years you have this contract, we'll give you

499
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 2: two Mahomes playoff games. Like how much you think that

500
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 2: raises the price?

501
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: Oh? I mean, yeah, that's there. It's worth it. One

502
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: because he's the biggest star in the league. And two

503
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: he plays on the team that's like the Dallas Cowboys

504
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: of our generation, Like they're they're the team that is

505
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: ultra successful.

506
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 2: Definitely not the Cowboys. They're the Cowboys are definitely not

507
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 2: the Cowboys of our generation.

508
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 1: No, but the Chiefs are like like they of what

509
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 1: cowboys you know, our parents grew up with the Cowboys

510
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: being the star, and it's the Chiefs. I mean, well

511
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 1: it was the Patriots and now it's the Chiefs. My

512
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,239
Speaker 1: kids are growing up with the Chiefs, I guess so.

513
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: But to have Patrick Mahomes, to have Travis Kelcey, to

514
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 1: have Taylor Swift, like.

515
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 2: That's value. As soon as you've made that comparison, That's

516
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: what I started going through my head. And it's almost

517
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 2: like Mahomes is almost like Aikman and emmittt. Smith like

518
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 2: rolled into one. Yeah, and now like Kelsey's the Michael Irvin,

519
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 2: Like he's the one out there, you know, rallying up everybody,

520
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 2: making the headlines. That's a that's a very astute observation.

521
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: The Taylor Swift's not going to make it to the

522
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: Charger game in casey Mo this year.

523
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 2: That's already been decided.

524
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: It's already been decided as a schedule conflict.

525
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 2: So have you already marked which game she will be

526
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: attended on your calendar? Yeah?

527
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: Ou there's only like three that she's not going to. Okay,

528
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: she she loves football.

529
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

530
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but she loves football. Yeah,

531
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: and swifties love the Chiefs.

532
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 2: I did love. I really enjoyed it after the playoffs

533
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 2: when they figured that it was like about like eight

534
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: seconds per game is what the average screen time that

535
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: she had. But again that's another old man you know,

536
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 2: not my old man thing, because they would mostly show

537
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 2: her just you know, after going into commercial break, you know,

538
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 2: right after a Kelsey touchdown.

539
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: So I don't I'm on the side of I think

540
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: it's good for the game, Oh definitely, and show her

541
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 1: as often as you want. It brings attention to the game,

542
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: And really, isn't that what it's about? Like, isn't the

543
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: broadcast supposed to show the game, talk about the game,

544
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: and give you the game while growing the game at

545
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 1: the same time, and anytime they can potentially give you

546
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: a viral moment. What clips do you think are being

547
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: shown on highlight shows and online constantly for weeks and

548
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: months and years after it's Taylor Swift? It isn't it

549
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 1: isn't you know Joe Schmoe catching a ball from Patrick

550
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: Mahomes and that's who's catching for him right now. That's

551
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: his wide receiver, Joe Schmoe and Josh Moo too. Because

552
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: I think the rest of oer in jail.

553
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 2: The rest of our jail. I like the first half

554
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: of that answer, just from the fact that you pretty

555
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 2: much bade my argument for Peacock, you know, being bad

556
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: for it too, just like you're not making the game

557
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: visible to people. If the people can't see it like this,

558
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 2: this kind of engagement doesn't come in. But yeah, yeah,

559
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 2: even my mom knows that the you know, the Kansas

560
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 2: City Wide Receiver Corps is in rough shape.

561
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: It's in shambles.

562
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was asking me about uh Rashi Rice the

563
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: other morning. She was just like, whatever happened to that

564
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 2: guy that got in the high speed chase?

565
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: And it was just like, he's a training case.

566
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: He got in trouble again. But yeah, there's kind of advancing.

567
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: That the uh just like Peacock, just you pay for it,

568
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: you get it. I don't know, I guess, And I'm

569
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: not talking about us, I'm talking about them.

570
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: You know.

571
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: They they're a struggling streamer in a world that is

572
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: full of streamers, and you buy the biggest TV show

573
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: there is no I guess that's the deal. I think

574
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: it sucks too. I mean it should be if you're

575
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: thinking about the consumer and you're trying to make it

576
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: available to as many people as possible. It's the way

577
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: we grew up, and it's on broadcast television. But that's

578
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: just I mean, that's just not what it is. But yeah,

579
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: it's uh, I mean freaking sucks. What what what they

580
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: should do then is allow more bars and restaurants to

581
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: be able to show it without the extreme cost of

582
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: the commercial side of it, Like even Sunday ticket it's

583
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: exponentially more for them, you know, and even like pay

584
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: per view fights you have seen boxing, like to show

585
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: those in a restaurant or a bar, it's just exponentially

586
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: more than what we would pay in our house. I

587
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: think that sucks. Like, get more eyeballs on your product,

588
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: get paid, you know, grow the game like that's I

589
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: think you're gonna come out ahead because that's how it's

590
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: all started. That's how it all started, right, and then

591
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: you get money hungry. But anyway, old guy shaking a fist.

592
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: Now when you go to the game, speaking of old

593
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: guy shaking a fist, this is something that needs to

594
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: go away. And I think you can agree with me.

595
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: Is when you go to the restroom and they've got

596
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: the petroughs, they gotta go, when's the last time you

597
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: used the petrough?

598
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 2: Oh? I used one earlier this year spring training. I

599
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 2: was at the Toronto Blue Jays spring training facility. They

600
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 2: were playing the Twins that day, and they had a

601
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: bathroom that had the trough still.

602
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: So you not only have a trough, you have a

603
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: trough in a warm ass climate.

604
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.

605
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: Oh did they have the ice in it?

606
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: I do not recall any ice in there. Okay, Now

607
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: that's not even my worst, you know, pe trough experience

608
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: here in the last year. What yeah, uh, last last fall,

609
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: I went to uh Europe for Octoberfest.

610
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh boy.

611
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: And so they've got those those big tents that hold

612
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 2: a couple of thousand people. I call them tents, but

613
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 2: the wooden structures.

614
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: Just because they're like structures.

615
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just have tent material as their roof.

616
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: Do they get snow there?

617
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll get snow. Okay.

618
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: So those tents are like they're strong.

619
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, well not during october Fest, thankfully, but yeah. I

620
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 2: mean they're pretty close to the mountains and they're kind

621
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: of tucked in there. But yeah, you have like, you know,

622
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: the the tent that we were in probably conservatively held

623
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: about three thousand, maybe four thousand people in it. And

624
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: so you go into this bathroom and it's it's a

625
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: pretty sizable you know, maybe like twenty five by twenty

626
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 2: five by twenty five.

627
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: And it's a permanent structure.

628
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, the bathroom. Yeah, the bathroom is a permanent structure.

629
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: And it's literally just troughs like lining up like each wall.

630
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, and there's just one opening you walk in

631
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: and then boom there's here's a room of drops.

632
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: Now. I mean the nice thing is that, you know,

633
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: the men's room like you can walk right in, Yeah,

634
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: and you know you're not you're not waiting there where

635
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: the ladies room looked like it was probably like a

636
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: twenty twenty five minute wait, But.

637
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: That's only because the fellows are just squeezing in.

638
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well you always have that old guy that's back there.

639
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 2: That's just like we can fit some more in there.

640
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: Squeeze it in, boys, squeeze it in.

641
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: How many old Viking games at the Metrodome do we

642
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: go to and it's just there's no lines. Yeah, it's

643
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: just a crowd of people squeezing in where they can

644
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: and yelling and yelling.

645
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: And inevitably, you know you're going to use the bathroom

646
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 2: probably three times at least at that game. Guarantee you

647
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: that at one point you're going to go in there

648
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: and you're going to go to pee, and there's going

649
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 2: to be like a eight year old that you're going

650
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 2: to see. You're going to look over to your left

651
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: yep and their eye their eye leveled all the action,

652
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: and you're just like, kid, I wish, I wish you're

653
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 2: the best. I wish you didn't have to go through that.

654
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: And you looked at Dick or No, no, no, I

655
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: didn't look I'm asking.

656
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, that's just you got to think of

657
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: the children.

658
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know where the story was going. Okay, all right,

659
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: so no, okay, I got you. So then so that

660
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: the kids they're squeezing in Yeah, do you think they

661
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: get splashed back?

662
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: Oof? Oof? I hope not.

663
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: I hope not.

664
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't have any memories of I mean, obviously,

665
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: I mean everybody had to face this crucible if you

666
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: were if you were a kid in the eighties and nineties,

667
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: like I mean, you just you had I mean you

668
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: had to go, so you had to go. Yeah, you

669
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 2: didn't really have any choice in it either like you

670
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: had to go. Yeah, but yeah, I would hope not.

671
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never thought about that until you

672
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: we're just sitting here talking.

673
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 2: It makes me think of the episode of The League

674
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 2: where the crawl guy's got got his kid in the

675
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 2: bathroom and the kid goes and picks up the ice

676
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 2: in the urinal y. So all right, just to you know,

677
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: fish out of water even more so, Yeah, October Fest,

678
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: you know this pea room?

679
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, how many beers deep were you in going before

680
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: you went into this pea room?

681
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: I mean I was probably into my my second leader

682
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 2: of beer the first time I used it. But there's

683
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 2: like a bathroom attendant that's going around kind of you know,

684
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: tight end up and cleaning. And it was a woman like,

685
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 2: you know, an older, older, matrony lady. Yeah, but yeah,

686
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: she's just going about her business there in the middle

687
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 2: of the bathroom. And that wasn't the only time I

688
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: saw it in Germany, Like, there was another bar that

689
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: we went to at one point and she's just in

690
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: there cleaning and just yeah, go pee wherever, do whatever

691
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: you do, whatever you need he where ever.

692
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: I've seen attendance before, but they're always guys. I always

693
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: got the little towel and they're just you know, want

694
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: a tip. Yeah.

695
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 2: I was probably staring her down as I was going.

696
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 2: She was probably knew she was just like, must be an.

697
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: American, Yeah, she knew.

698
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to. I didn't want her coming

699
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,720
Speaker 2: around that divider.

700
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: I mean, what was the general like vibe in there

701
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: in the p room. Was it everybody was having a

702
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: great time or was everybody kind of like here we are?

703
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, there wasn't a lot of chatting and see uh

704
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 2: you know, and that might be a cultural difference, you know.

705
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 2: I mean in America you got a little bit of

706
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 2: that camaraderie from you yelling at the back of your.

707
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: Head would have been conversation in America.

708
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, it felt like it was a lot

709
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 2: more you know, just business like that. Or you know,

710
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: I might not be a reliable narrator just from the

711
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 2: fact that you know, two leaders in for the first

712
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 2: one probably three three or four into the second one.

713
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: Second Yeah, I mean.

714
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 1: They had private like toilets that you could also use

715
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: or was it just here you are?

716
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they had had some stalls in there too.

717
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: So gotcha. I know, you weren't there. But maybe you've

718
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: heard this story before. I did this two shows in Lincoln,

719
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: comedy shows, one night, second show. I don't I really

720
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: would rather not talk about, but.

721
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: I do know that's where the comparison is going from.

722
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 2: I was just like, any we're talking about the shitters, Like,

723
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: let's talk about Germany's second performance in Lincoln.

724
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: I'll give you a shitty show. No, and I did.

725
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: But the the restroom at this bar, it was it

726
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: was honestly no bigger than a very small apartment like

727
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: walk in closet, like small small like you walk in

728
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: immediately to your left the sink like immediately like can't

729
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: even swing the door open there it is, right.

730
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was.

731
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: It was slightly larger than that, but just passed on

732
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: the other side of the sink was this mini mini

733
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: trough that was that was kind of raised, so I

734
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: feel bad for short dudes, Like it was like I

735
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: was borderline and I'm five to eleven, Like it was borderline, right,

736
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm six foot and then.

737
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've never had to pee on my tiptoes.

738
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, mini trough full of ice. So it's so small

739
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: though that like and then immediately next to the trough

740
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: was a toilet with no like it's wide open, so

741
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: we're peeing, we're pooping like together, like it's it's a

742
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: community event, right, and when you're bombing on stage, the

743
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: last thing I want to do is share that moment

744
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: in the bath. But that's exactly what I did. It

745
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: was like I've had many troughs that like situations, and

746
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: generally they are like large groups of people, you know,

747
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 1: trying to like squeeze in like we were talking about,

748
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: but this one was very.

749
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 2: Private, very intimate.

750
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: It was very intimate. Yeah, I can't even imagine like

751
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: even three dudes trying to squeeze into this trough, Like, yeah,

752
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: you think you could fit three guys in here?

753
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 2: I dare you to fit three guys?

754
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. The fourth one for sure would have been in

755
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: the same like with the door open, like it would

756
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: have been a whole thing. But it was like an

757
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: old and it was like an old biker bar, so

758
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: like these big dudes coming in there, like maybe it

759
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: was just an oversized urinal. Yeah, Like I don't know,

760
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: but do you think that there was a guy one

761
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: day that was using the trough and he's just like,

762
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: what if we had our own Like what if I

763
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: had my own trough and that's how they came up

764
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: with the urinal.

765
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 2: That's deep. Yeah, it's that's deep. Yeah, I mean yeah.

766
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: It's uh the summer Shandy's hitting.

767
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, it's quite possible that could be the

768
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: thought process. I mean you just get I mean a

769
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 2: shype heier. You know, you start thinking too much, and

770
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, it's just like everybody else is

771
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: going why, and I going, Yeah.

772
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: You remember back in the day when like in high school,

773
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: like we were going to movies and we were like,

774
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: where are the clocks? Like there should be clocks all

775
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: over the movie theater so that we know what time

776
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,479
Speaker 1: it is through we're not late to our movie or

777
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: so we have more time to hang out, get snacks, whatever,

778
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: and still know kind of what we're dealing with timeline wise,

779
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: like that was our thing. And then when you get

780
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: into the theater there should be a freaking clock, so

781
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: you know kind of what you're dealing with as far

782
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: as like when the movie starts. Remember that.

783
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 2: So I'm actually very confused by this because I thought

784
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 2: we just told people that story to piss them off.

785
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 2: I thought that was just something that we did to

786
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 2: annoy people.

787
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: I firmly believe there should have been clocks all over

788
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: a movie theater.

789
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: But well, I think we expanded on it too, and

790
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 2: we said that it needed a clock and a laundry

791
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 2: mat in there, because why not do some laundry while

792
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 2: you're seeing the movie.

793
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: Well that's something. But I two things to this, Yeah,

794
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: the shandy said, but this is the first one. I

795
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: did go to a movie one time with Grant and

796
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: it was like like a one time showing type of

797
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: movie and they had a clock inadvertently in the corner

798
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 1: of the screen because of how they were streaming this

799
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: movie to come into the movie theater. Like, I don't know,

800
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: it was something right they had. They had a clock,

801
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: and I found myself staring at the clock. And then

802
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: when the movie wasn't starting on time, I found myself

803
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: staring at the clock with anger. So maybe the clocks

804
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: were a bad idea. But the second thing, there needs

805
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: to be clocks at pools, like when you go to

806
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: the pool, because I was at a pool a couple

807
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: of weeks ago and I had no time. I had

808
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: no clue what time it was, and I'm in the water,

809
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing the lazy river, Like I'm just I'm enjoying myself,

810
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: but I need to know what time it is.

811
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 2: That's that's almost like where they need a clock and

812
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 2: they need like the clock with like chimes, you know,

813
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 2: just like every you know, every hour, it's giving you

814
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 2: the hour, every half an hour, it's alerting you, right,

815
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 2: because I mean that'd be a good one. Like hey,

816
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 2: when I hear three chimes, I know I need to

817
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 2: reapply some more sunscreen exactly.

818
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: And I found myself like trying to count how many

819
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: songs it's been since the last break when they make

820
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: all the kids get out of the pool, you know

821
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes or whatever it is, you know, But

822
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: then I lose track because I'm enjoying the jams and

823
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm just some swimming, Like I shouldn't be thinking about

824
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: that stuff.

825
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: So this this came up, you know, this last week,

826
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 2: and you know, you kind of like saying, listening to

827
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: the songs and just jamming out, yeah, do you ever

828
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: get it? And this is something that I feel like

829
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: has stuck with me since the radio days. Like I

830
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: will listen to music or I'll listen to a playlist,

831
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 2: and if I hear the same artists play like half

832
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 2: an hour like apart, Like it just sets off alarms

833
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 2: in my head and I'm just like, wait, why are

834
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: we you know, why happen? Why are we hearing another

835
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 2: song from this? Like I don't remember even paying attention

836
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 2: or noting when the song came on originally, but now

837
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: here I am thirty minutes later saying, uh yeah, this

838
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 2: is yeah? What what did we do to deserve? You

839
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 2: know a second? You know bon Jovi song?

840
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: You should not listen to top forty radio then, because

841
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: you will hear many many Taylor Swift songs, many within

842
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:26,280
Speaker 1: an hour, many like she's single handily keeping them alive.

843
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 2: It's are we talking like many? Like three? Many's? How

844
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 2: many times you say many? Four? Are you talking four?

845
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 2: Four songs than an hour?

846
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: I say three minimum, because you're gonna get whatever the

847
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: latest single is Fortnite, and then you're gonna get Cruel Summer,

848
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna get something from Midnights. There's like

849
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: three songs on Midnights that's kind of rotated through. I

850
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: guarantee you get those three in an hour. Anti Hero,

851
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 1: anti Hero, Yeah, I'd be one, yep, that'd be another one.

852
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: There's one more, but yeah, there you get them just

853
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: constantly rotated through all day long. But yeah, you know

854
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: you can easily get all three in one hour. But

855
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: and I'm not complaining. I'm singing along the whole time.

856
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: I'm just just saying, I mean, you have complained Taylor Swift.

857
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 2: Uh, you know games she'll be attending and not attending

858
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: based on the tour schedule marked out. What I love, too,

859
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 2: is that you're planning for longevity here, like you're fully

860
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 2: committed to the Taylor Swift Kelsey uh, you know romance, Like, yeah,

861
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: you're you're betting on this, even though she's shown no

862
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 2: history of, you know, being able to maintain this relationship

863
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 2: that long.

864
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: Correct, And I don't know that this is like forever.

865
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you don't know that that that this

866
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 2: is the one.

867
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: Right, But I do think there's enough momentum right now.

868
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 1: I mean he's on tour with her, that there's enough

869
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: momentum that we're going to see through the football season.

870
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: And I don't think actually, as a Chargers fan, I

871
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 1: hope this whole thing blows up during the season because

872
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: that'll really mess with Travis's psyche. But I don't know

873
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: that will happen, that that will likely happen.

874
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 2: That's well, that's end of the season. That's an interesting

875
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 2: take right there, just even that you're like, hey, the

876
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 2: breakup will be more destructive, like it's not good. You know,

877
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 2: you don't think the breakup will you know, kind of

878
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 2: piss Kelsey off, like he extends to new heights. Like

879
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 2: because you you, part of you has to think like,

880
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 2: all right, we've already got a potential Yoko Ono situation

881
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 2: any here, just with I mean, are Brittany and Taylor's

882
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 2: Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift? Are they going to be

883
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 2: able to continue to coexist? You know? Could there be

884
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: trouble in paradise? Could this you know, all just blow up?

885
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: But that's that's where do the teammates have enough you know,

886
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: culture and camaraderie to see past what's going on outside,

887
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: because that is that's going to happen someday, Like this

888
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: thing is going to blow up someday. And those two,

889
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: you know, didn't they already have a thing last last

890
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: season where it was like all right, well Brittany's not

891
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,959
Speaker 1: going to be in the suite you know this week

892
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: like that, I'm sure that didn't sit well yeah with her,

893
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: But yeah, that thing's gonna blow up. Ken Patrick and

894
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: Travis still you know, co exists on the field when

895
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: all this is going on, because we have a power struggle.

896
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: Could he blow up and just become just an angry

897
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 1: guy looking to just cause harm, you know? After sure,

898
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: But when the album's coming out, that's about him and

899
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: the breakup, Like that's not going away.

900
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 2: That's an album of the year right there. That's going

901
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 2: to be a fire album.

902
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: Oh yes it is. So that's where all right, you know,

903
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: this thing is gonna linger because there's gonna be an album.

904
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: So that's where I enjoy that.

905
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 2: You know, I thought originally that you were going to

906
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 2: be naming the show after you know, angry man yelling

907
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: at the clouds or you know, that was going to

908
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: be the theme. But this might be in the Taylor

909
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: Swift Show.

910
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: This might this might be this one's for the Swifties.

911
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, this is what's going to rocket you

912
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 2: up the charts.

913
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: This is gonna be what rockets up the charts. This

914
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: let me tell you some about this podcast. We're number

915
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: one in India, we're number one in Ecuador, and it's

916
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 1: all because of the work Johnny puts in. Johnny Palermo

917
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: or famed producer. He does so much work outside of

918
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: the United States that I don't even know about. I

919
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: don't want to know about Ecuador, Ecuador, Johnny, Johnny, he's

920
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: a man of many talents. I don't know what he

921
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: does over there. I don't even want to know.

922
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 2: It's I'm shocked to hear this because I would almost

923
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 2: bet you money that Johnny could not find the equator

924
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: on a globe, let alone Ecuador get tour.

925
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,720
Speaker 1: That's that's possible, especially since I'm familiar with his education.

926
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: That's actually probably true. Poor guy. So somebody who frequents

927
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 1: you know, actually you're moving back to Omaha. You're you're

928
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: not going to be flying around. You're not gonna be

929
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: flying around in the hotels. You're not you know, in airplanes.

930
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be hitting the beach every other week

931
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: in Tampa like You're you're gonna be living and slumming

932
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: with us in middle of America. Tell us some of

933
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: the I mean, I'm interested in, Like, what's some of

934
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: the like things you learned on the road, you know,

935
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: hitting the airports every week, hitting the hitting the hotels, Like,

936
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: what are some of the stuff you learned that maybe

937
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: you're gonna miss, maybe you won't miss.

938
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: I I don't know that I have any specific travel

939
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: travel tips, but you know, just that survival piece of

940
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 2: what you have to do to survive in the big

941
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 2: city that I didn't realize was such a big deal.

942
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 2: I mean, there's so much land out here that you know,

943
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: buildings go wide, they don't go tall. But like my

944
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 2: current office is, it has an elevator, It has like

945
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: nineteen floors, and there's my office is on the eleventh floor.

946
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 2: There's I'm not walking the steps. Why I have to well,

947
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: number one, the steps are not air conditioned. Oh so

948
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 2: Atlanta summer like it gets very hot. Yeah, so i'd

949
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 2: be showing up into the office. No, no, No, nobody

950
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 2: in Atlanta calls it hot Lanta.

951
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: Just people like me.

952
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, just people like you. And they're trying to get

953
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: a rise out of me. So I'm aware of your

954
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 2: game here Atlanta. Uh and yeah then yeah, it's the

955
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 2: first five floors going up steps there. I was just like, man,

956
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 2: I could do this all day, and then once you

957
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 2: get to about floor six, You're just like, I've made

958
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 2: the worst mistake of my life.

959
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 1: That's terrible.

960
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, the power has gone out a couple of times,

961
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 2: or the elevators have gone out in the building a

962
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 2: couple of times, and I've had to do that that

963
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 2: walk and.

964
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: You frequent elevators, Yeah, what are you going to miss

965
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: about the elevator?

966
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm just saying, like you have to learn

967
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 2: like a new code, Like you have to learn how

968
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 2: to interact with people in ways that you never had

969
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 2: to do.

970
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: It's like a whole different universe.

971
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well, and it's kind of, you know,

972
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 2: kind of one of the things that separates the amateurs

973
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 2: from somebody who's more of a professional. It's just, I mean,

974
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 2: you always need to be making sure that you're load

975
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 2: balancing the elevator. So if there's one person in the

976
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 2: far you know, back corner, like you need to stand

977
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: on the opposite side of the elevator from them.

978
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: It's not like you, well, you coexist.

979
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 2: As you go in. It's kind of like picking what

980
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 2: urinal you're going to use, Like you never picked the

981
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: urinal that's going to be next to somebody unless you're

982
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: you know, sixty plus and you just don't care anymore. Yeah,

983
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: Like but the elevator, like you need to maintain personal space,

984
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: but at the same time you need to you know,

985
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 2: once somebody gets off, like all of a sudden, there's

986
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 2: only two people on the one side of the elevator,

987
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 2: like you got you'll know the professional by the one

988
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 2: that moves to the other side. Okay, so you see

989
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 2: somebody else out there, You're like this hay seed probably

990
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,280
Speaker 2: from Nebraska, doesn't know what they're doing. Sweet.

991
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: Do you think that's what people think about me?

992
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, the elevator is absolutely so.

993
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: Do you talk to people in there?

994
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 2: No? No, God, no, no, you never talk to anybody.

995
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: But you ever, these are people that you're never gonna

996
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: see again. You're in the elevator, you're in close proximity

997
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: with them. You don't want to just make any of

998
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: what's going on.

999
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 2: You're way too used to the grocery world. You're too

1000
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: you're too used to like making eye contact with everybody,

1001
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 2: smiling and smiling, you know, waving at them like you

1002
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 2: wave on an elevator. You're probably getting thrown off. Oh

1003
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 2: you do, you do get some of those chatters, Some

1004
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 2: of those people that want to talk to you are

1005
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 2: just like you know, throw the small talk like oh boy, sure.

1006
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 1: Is hot because it's hot land.

1007
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 2: Like or smells like rain outside, And.

1008
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: Do people say that in Atlanta?

1009
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Like again, you just the the

1010
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 2: real pros are the ones wearing their headphones in there,

1011
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 2: because then they can just be totally oblivious. I don't

1012
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 2: do that, so unfortunately, if somebody starts talking to me,

1013
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 2: I feel the urge that I have to talk back

1014
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 2: to them.

1015
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: Have you felt like maybe that's a move you bring

1016
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: back with you to Nebraska so that you can really

1017
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: big city.

1018
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 2: Them that I won't talk to people.

1019
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, just keep the headphones in and just be like yeah,

1020
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: just just point, just point the headphone.

1021
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: I'm obviously either from out of town or I'm sixteen.

1022
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Yeah, it's you should really bring back

1023
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: some of this stuff to Nebraska with you.

1024
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 2: But the tough one is that the talkers like where

1025
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 2: they really trap you at is holding the door. Okay,

1026
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 2: so I walk in a straight line, I get to

1027
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: the elevator, I press the button. I walk in a

1028
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: straight line to the elevator. At the elevator is empty.

1029
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 2: When I get in, I picked the farthest spot at

1030
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 2: the back of the elevator, right, because I want it

1031
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 2: to be if somebody comes around the corner trying to

1032
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 2: run to make that elevator, I want to be farther

1033
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 2: away from the buttons than they are. Okay, so then

1034
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 2: I can be like, oh, well, I can kind of

1035
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: shrug and I can just be like, sorry, oh.

1036
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: So you don't even like fake an attempt at get

1037
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 1: the door or anything.

1038
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm I'm already going in that shrug

1039
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: motion when I see him. So, but sometimes you'll be

1040
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: that guy that's coming late to the elevator and somebody

1041
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: will hold it. God forbid that that person is a

1042
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: chatter as well, because then they got you, you know,

1043
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 2: they got you over the coals, Like you've got to

1044
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 2: react to it. Then, Yeah, I mean the people did

1045
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 2: these people did you just solid they let you in.

1046
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: It used to be like you were just talking about

1047
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: like shrugging your shoulders getting to the button. It used

1048
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,959
Speaker 1: to be you'd put your arm in the door and that.

1049
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, people do that.

1050
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's still mean you're not doing it.

1051
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, no, I'm too far in the back

1052
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 2: of the elevator.

1053
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though you have long like you have long arms,

1054
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: you're real tall. You know you could you could make that.

1055
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: I mean most people, you could know them.

1056
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: No, I'm not one of these people. I want to

1057
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: I want to start this by saying I'm not one

1058
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 2: of these people, but I do know elevator, Farners.

1059
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: Elevator you. Oh, hold on, you know specific people? Oh yeah,

1060
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: that far in an elevator.

1061
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,399
Speaker 2: I could name names, but they probably listened to the show.

1062
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: I think I think it's time because I should be

1063
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: a crime.

1064
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 2: I have some coworkers. I have one of them that

1065
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 2: does it and he thinks it's funny because he'll do

1066
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 2: it right when we get on the elevator.

1067
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: Because I was thinking it was Amy.

1068
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 2: No, like, she does.

1069
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: Look like an elevator farmer.

1070
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 2: In her defense, she had never worked out of this office.

1071
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 2: Our previous office could not have an elevator. So I mean, hey,

1072
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 2: I'm not going to discount and say that she never would, right,

1073
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that not in my personal experience. Okay,

1074
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 2: but yes, this guy will intentionally fart and it's it's

1075
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 2: kind of like the guy in high school that would

1076
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 2: fart in the car and lock the windows.

1077
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: Ah, Mike, Mike.

1078
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 2: Mike was a car Farner. Yeah, Mike.

1079
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: Mike thought it was hilarious. But then we have to

1080
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: get the sun roof going just to get us some oxygen.

1081
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 2: But yeah. The more devious ones, though, are the ones

1082
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 2: that fart on the way out, so that fart's going

1083
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,919
Speaker 2: to travel up to the next floor or the next

1084
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 2: group of passengers.

1085
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: That's its targeted attack. I could see it if you're

1086
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 1: in there alone, and I'm not going to say I've

1087
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: never if I'm in there alone, you know, let one go,

1088
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: and then it's unfortunate then when somebody walks in, because

1089
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to know that there's going to

1090
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: be somebody on the next floor. Because everything that I'm

1091
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: living and seeing and is that I'm going to get

1092
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: to where I need to go without any more interruptions.

1093
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's like dank, and then now we got

1094
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: a problem that's happened. But I'll never do it intentional

1095
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: with other people in there trapped in that box, and

1096
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: I would never then hit like the emergency stop and

1097
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: then we're stuck in there. I think you're right. I

1098
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 1: think Mike would do that.

1099
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: Now, emergency stop. At the emergency stop, it doesn't matter

1100
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 2: if you farted or not like you're a sociopath. You

1101
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 2: don't touch you don't touch that button. But and there

1102
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 2: are some So we've talked a lot about the courteous people,

1103
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 2: the people that open the doors, the people that talk,

1104
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 2: that do this kind of stuff, but there's also the

1105
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: people that sit there, like they go immediately do the buttons,

1106
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 2: and there's a closed door button and they'll just they'll

1107
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 2: keep tapping it, tap tap tap tap tap tap tap,

1108
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 2: like trying to get the door to close faster. And

1109
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 2: it's like the door is going to stay open for

1110
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 2: the normal amount of time and then it's going to

1111
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 2: close Like this does nothing.

1112
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: It's like people with the on the corner of a

1113
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: street hitting the light for the you know, for the

1114
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: walk sign to go. It's not coming a faster if

1115
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: you keep tapping that thing, like, traffic's going to traffic,

1116
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,440
Speaker 1: Like you can't do it. I just made that up.

1117
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: Traffic's got to traffic. You think that I could like

1118
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: coin that is like a phrase I think that Chandy's

1119
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: hitting that's it's gold is when it's it's in gold.

1120
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: Traffic's going to traffic and there's nothing that's going to change.

1121
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: That's yeah, I'm with you. On that one.

1122
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 2: That's a well that brings up you know. One of

1123
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 2: the other big differences from the big city is just

1124
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 2: I mean you come here in Nebraska, everybody's got the

1125
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 2: big trucks. Oh yeah, it's insane to see those big

1126
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 2: trucks driving around in Atlanta, especially like in the city.

1127
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: Is it because the buildings are bigger, so they look

1128
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: like little toys?

1129
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 2: Oh you sweet sweet summer child Like uh no, But

1130
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 2: like parking is at like a premium like downtown. If

1131
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,439
Speaker 2: you're parking, you're probably going in uh you know, some

1132
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 2: sort of parking garage or there's very like street parking

1133
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 2: kind of like en Seinfeld. Yeah, like the street parking's

1134
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 2: gone immediately and those cars just park there for three months,

1135
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 2: like you're not giving up the good spot.

1136
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 1: Yep.

1137
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's amazing because my office in Atlanta has

1138
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 2: a lot of transplants from Nebraska that bring their big

1139
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 2: trucks in here, and I'm just I'm always just like

1140
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 2: it boggles my mind because it's just like, why make

1141
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 2: it that much more inconvenient for yourself to operate in

1142
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 2: the city. Yeah, And then what they do that goes

1143
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 2: up and this this might be verging an old man

1144
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 2: in the clouds type of thing, but they back into

1145
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 2: the spot, like are you a spot backer? Do you

1146
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 2: back your car in?

1147
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: I have become somebody who does it from time to time. No,

1148
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm not an absolute I do it. I think when

1149
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: it's convenient. Like if I go grocery shopping and I

1150
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: come home, I'm going to back up, you know, into

1151
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: the in the driveway, just because it's convenient.

1152
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you guys aren't backed into the driveway right now.

1153
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: We are not, but I any groceries. So it's just

1154
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: one of those things where when it makes sense, I

1155
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: do it. There is times where I'll just do it

1156
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: for fun because I know I can.

1157
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 2: But well, and honestly, I mean that was the first

1158
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 2: thing I thought about it was it's like this must

1159
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 2: be like a new confidence for like a skill you've gained,

1160
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 2: because yeah, I mean Minnesota trip. We would we would

1161
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 2: go up to Minnesota to see a game or something.

1162
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 2: We'd all ride up in the same car. We parked

1163
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 2: the car and we wouldn't touch it for like three days, yep.

1164
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 2: But we would still sit in that car for like

1165
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes making fun of you backing in and out

1166
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 2: moving that car trying to get in the spot.

1167
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say about that as I was young,

1168
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: and when you have and you don't have a lot

1169
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: of experience of backing a vehicle or even parking vehicle,

1170
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: and you've got all these guys just yelling at the

1171
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,919
Speaker 1: top of the lungs and you're talking about farters. We've

1172
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: got yelling, we've got farting, and I'm just trying to

1173
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 1: park the car. I don't want to cause any damage.

1174
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: It's difficult. Yeah, sometimes gonna take me a couple of

1175
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: times to get it, you know, to get it right.

1176
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: I do feel that today, at forty one years old,

1177
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: I could back that thing up with you guys yelling,

1178
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: with you guys farting, and it would be no problem.

1179
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: I get it the first shot.

1180
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: You know why Travis stop driving or using his car

1181
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 2: takes up to Minnesota.

1182
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 1: It can't be for it was from all those reasons or.

1183
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 2: All the farts, all the farts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it

1184
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 2: apparently there was an abundance of farts in that car,

1185
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 2: and his wife never got over the fact that, you know,

1186
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: there were so many farts in there. She could still

1187
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 2: smell the farts even after he detailed the car.

1188
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: So I love that after all these years and all

1189
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 1: you guys just you smell, and I'm the one that

1190
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: ends up with Crohn's disease because I tell you what,

1191
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: I wasn't the guy smelling out the car.

1192
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 2: Now it's like you could put all of our parts

1193
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 2: to shame.

1194
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm cursed.

1195
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1196
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: Now I have to use a weighted blanket every night

1197
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: just to keep it in control.

1198
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 2: So all right, you're saying that you'd never fight in

1199
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 2: an elevator, correct, you never? You never boxed using that

1200
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 2: that giant blanket. Oh, using the blanket, Yeah, using this

1201
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 2: heavy blanket. I mean, oh no, Yeah, that's a thing

1202
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 2: that's one hundred percent. That blanket holds it all down

1203
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 2: just for this, you know, for the safety of everybody

1204
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 2: in this home. Yeah, that's It's a beautiful thing. Now

1205
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 2: all right, So back to the topic here, just the

1206
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 2: backing into parking. Yeah, at my office building, I will

1207
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 2: see it, not every day, but I will see it occasionally.

1208
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 2: There's an abundance of pull through spots, like just you

1209
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 2: come up one lane, you pull through. I drink it

1210
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 2: for a poll through, like it's easy. Yep. I will

1211
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 2: still see people going and backing into those parking spots,

1212
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 2: even when there's like an abundance around it.

1213
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,919
Speaker 1: Okay, so when they're backing in, are they backing into

1214
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: a spot where there's nobody behind them?

1215
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, there's two open spots there, so they could

1216
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 2: just pull through and they just be on the other side. Yep.

1217
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: So I love a pull through. I'll hit a pole

1218
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: through anytime I can, right, No, but I do see

1219
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: a lot of folks who drive trucks that they'll make

1220
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: they'll go out of their way avoid the pull through

1221
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 1: to back up into a spot where there's no parking

1222
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: available behind them, just so that there's no risk of

1223
01:00:55,720 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: anybody else behind them. I don't know why, I'm what

1224
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: do they think is going to happen? I mean, we're

1225
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: a society, we're all out there parking, right, I mean, yeah, sure,

1226
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: accidents happened, but that's what we have insurance for.

1227
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 2: Like, but.

1228
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: They do that lot when they've got big trucks. Hopefully

1229
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: someone who's listening with a big truck can explain this.

1230
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, please please call in.

1231
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I call in now. Yeah, but that's the thing

1232
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: where there's a pull through all day long.

1233
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's one thing too. You know one of

1234
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 2: our friends, Cody, he has a small child now, and

1235
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 2: so I'm kind of getting reacquainted with you know, your

1236
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 2: kids are old, like they haven't been babies for a while.

1237
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 1: They're sold.

1238
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 2: And now he's I'm starting to see parking a little

1239
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 2: bit different because I have noticed that since he had

1240
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: this kid, he's now one of the guys. He will

1241
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 2: take the closest spot to the front, no matter how

1242
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 2: many cars are around it, where I'm always like, I'll

1243
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 2: go three more spots in and I'll park with nobody

1244
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 2: next to me. Yeah, he's gonna cram himself into that

1245
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 2: spot that might not even fit his car yep. And

1246
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 2: I'm just like wow, like this is this is what steps,

1247
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 2: this is what you know, having kids do does to you.

1248
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 2: And he has mentioned that he was just like if

1249
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,919
Speaker 2: I park over there, that's ten more feet that something

1250
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 2: could go wrong on the way into the store.

1251
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: He ain't wrong. And you know what I love about that,

1252
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: Like that little anecdote is that Cody's the guy that,

1253
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: before his baby was born, said his life would not

1254
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: change at all with having a child. He's got it

1255
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: figured out well.

1256
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 2: He was setting his ways.

1257
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: He set in his ways and nothing's going to change

1258
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: in his life. He's got figured out, like and he

1259
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: I don't know there's a person I know that's changed

1260
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:50,959
Speaker 1: their life more like to adapt to the child. It's awesome. Shoutout, codding,

1261
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: that's great. Okay, So we're at the part of the

1262
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: show where I'm going to say we're going to stop

1263
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 1: the show. Okay, okay, and then we're going to restart

1264
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: the show. But now it's Friday Happy Hour.

1265
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 2: This is how it works.

1266
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 1: This is how it works.

1267
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm seeing how the sausage is made.

1268
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would stick around for Friday Happy Hour.

1269
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 2: I would love to love nothing better. Absolutely,