Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you my line and look
Speaker 1: over there. How is that nulture? Yes? Goodness, well, let's
Speaker 1: culture and it's official what it is. We didn't win
Speaker 1: a Pulitzer prize, honey, but it went to Kendrick, It
Speaker 1: went to contemporaries of our some of our pals at
Speaker 1: New York Magazine. Look, am I am? I salty that
Speaker 1: we didn't win. Yes. Is it gonna be hard to
Speaker 1: see the Pulitzer panel now when we go hang out
Speaker 1: with them on the weekends. Yeah, it's going to be
Speaker 1: very difficult for We'll be like, Greg, how could you
Speaker 1: have how could you have given Alice Monroe an award
Speaker 1: and not us? I'm just saying we we wrote a
Speaker 1: sterling piece on Anthony for Vulture and it was we
Speaker 1: were told, we were told it could win a Pulitzer
Speaker 1: and to be rejected is um very hurtful. It's it's
Speaker 1: a comment on really them. Yeah, it's not about us,
Speaker 1: about them. Look, speaking of awards shows, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we missed guys. Man. I were supposed to go to
Speaker 1: the Shorty Awards. We couldn't make it because we had
Speaker 1: we had this emergency come up. But we were supposed
Speaker 1: to go and we missed all this crazy stuff happening,
Speaker 1: like fucking the queer guys working the red carpet. We
Speaker 1: could have interacted with them. We had a red carpet slot.
Speaker 1: We were supposed to go that. I'm sorry, the teal
Speaker 1: carpet carpet um and then we missed this whole Adam
Speaker 1: palin on Okay, Yeah, apparently Adam Palley read the Shorty
Speaker 1: Awards for filth and was like fired mid presentation, just
Speaker 1: escorted off. We'll have to bring the girls in on this.
Speaker 1: But also we just want to say we were preparing
Speaker 1: to go to the Shorty Awards because we had a
Speaker 1: full intent to go until a conflict happened. Conflict happened,
Speaker 1: we have nothing to and we are also two little
Speaker 1: Cinderella faggots, Cinderella faggots, Cinderella faggety. We didn't have anything
Speaker 1: to would work to the ball. So listen, what we're
Speaker 1: saying is we're not saying send us stuff, but we're saying, like,
Speaker 1: let's have a conversation about you sending us StuffYeah, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, Banobo's something somebody, because canna tell you something.
Speaker 1: It's hard out there on Instagram when you see how
Speaker 1: some of these comedians are looking and they're putting forward lurks,
Speaker 1: and that brings me to today's episode Fashion at the Forefront.
Speaker 1: But but they're not just noce because guess what, you
Speaker 1: could click double double click, You can click double tap
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Speaker 1: and then you would go to the show and be
Speaker 1: blown away because these are two of my favorite comedians
Speaker 1: in New York City and the country, forget the country, country,
Speaker 1: and they're the most two of the most charismatic people.
Speaker 1: Separate together sideways, you know, one of them in the
Speaker 1: d feet, one of them is on the ground. You know,
Speaker 1: however they're arranged. It's amazing. And I'm just gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go through the credits because he has some opportunities
Speaker 1: to get on board, all right, The Unofficial Expert podcast.
Speaker 1: It is one of the best podcasts. I was on there.
Speaker 1: Have you been on there? I have been invited on,
Speaker 1: but all of my proposals from my expertise roundly rejected.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get into that. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: into this sounds like some drama. Also, literally, if you're
Speaker 1: listening to this episode on the day of release, and
Speaker 1: we hope you are hope you were so excited it
Speaker 1: was like Christmas. It's April and they have a show,
Speaker 1: Hotbox Comedy at seven pm a p m. Okay, and
Speaker 1: it's at It's all at one Christie Street down in
Speaker 1: the East Village, Eastville. And they are just too amazing comedians,
Speaker 1: resplendent comedians. You've seen them on You've seen them at JFL,
Speaker 1: You've seen them all around town in l A, across
Speaker 1: the country doing the damn thing. Please welcome Sydney Washington
Speaker 1: and Marie Fausted come on. Is beautiful in left category?
Speaker 1: Is deserved? And oh my god, I'm blown away by
Speaker 1: all the words that you were saying about us. There
Speaker 1: were many word was like, well, who are the guests
Speaker 1: of this epidunds like here's the thing. You're trying to
Speaker 1: slide immediately into positivity. But I believe that an issue
Speaker 1: was just raised, which is that Bowen has brought up
Speaker 1: many topics to come discuss on your podcast, unofficial experts
Speaker 1: in which people are unofficial experts. Well, can we talk, Yes,
Speaker 1: we can talk. That's what we talk. Candidly, yes, honestly,
Speaker 1: honestly and truly. Okay. The podcast is called the Unofficial Expert.
Speaker 1: We have people come on who are experts at things
Speaker 1: that you don't really need skills for, right, So Matt
Speaker 1: was our Hollywood expert. No no no, no, wait, let's talk
Speaker 1: about it. He was our Kelly Clarkson experts. And then
Speaker 1: we went off the rail. We never got into it,
Speaker 1: we never got welcome. We talked about it a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then it was like off the rants, rants, rants,
Speaker 1: we talked about the first time you like realized that
Speaker 1: you were getting got it, got very It was very
Speaker 1: much a hybrid of this podcast and that and that
Speaker 1: it was cultural influences, me me saying I was an
Speaker 1: expert about Hollywood but not being whatsoever. I love, I
Speaker 1: love just the concept of the podcast is excellent because
Speaker 1: I listened to Shell with Sharp's episode today. She's the
Speaker 1: Grown Woman Expert, and Shell told this amazing story about
Speaker 1: this nice, well meaning white lady who asked her to
Speaker 1: move over so she could sit with her friends. And
Speaker 1: all Shelly we had to do is just stare her
Speaker 1: in the eye and not say anything for her to
Speaker 1: just back off and be like, Okay, actually, you know what,
Speaker 1: my friends are gonna sit over there, and I was like, woman,
Speaker 1: grown women, it's so grown. Woman is so reminiscent of
Speaker 1: my childhood. Like all my family had to do was
Speaker 1: look at me. And I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I didn't suck up? Let me be quiet, let me hush.
Speaker 1: Did I sunk up? Did I sunk up? By with
Speaker 1: my proposals from my expertise is because I think what
Speaker 1: I ran by you guys, do you think? Okay, now
Speaker 1: read them, get the text, get the taxes. This was all.
Speaker 1: This is all face to face dude. Yeah, it's a message.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about some of our favorites. We had a
Speaker 1: Walk of Shame expert that just a messy man just
Speaker 1: taking a train of shame and a walk of shame
Speaker 1: and a bridge of just shame. We had an open
Speaker 1: relationship expert just the white woman that was a home
Speaker 1: and she's still alive, which I was so blown away by.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, man, when you out there on
Speaker 1: these streets and then come back to him, Okay, you
Speaker 1: don't really want you, but okay hashtag clamydia. So now
Speaker 1: so now you're giving your expertise on this stop topic.
Speaker 1: We had a runaway bride expert. She was delusional delusions. Okay,
Speaker 1: these these are all very specific and all I all,
Speaker 1: I pitched you guys, I can't find the text in Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you think you're the I said, I am
Speaker 1: the expert of these Japanese video games and what you think? Honestly? Look,
Speaker 1: but okay, how about can I can I be the
Speaker 1: expert of like microwaved, like frozen dinner. I'm an expert
Speaker 1: at that. Oh you got that? Sad? Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 1: leaning into the sad like a hungry man, or like
Speaker 1: a like a Celeste, like I don't even have to
Speaker 1: look at the package. I know. And I feel like
Speaker 1: you're like you travel. I feel like you're you're like
Speaker 1: a Carmen san Diego. Okay, I love that you're always
Speaker 1: around geography expert there, so good. I'll be world that
Speaker 1: we want to know about, like the messiest places you've been.
Speaker 1: We want to know. Let's have a luggage you bring
Speaker 1: in with you. We want to know you were on
Speaker 1: the plane. You want to see your stamps, like, let's go,
Speaker 1: that's the best luggage. That's the best. I have been
Speaker 1: told I travel very efficiently, very uni and so you
Speaker 1: know what that that'll be I feel like you fold
Speaker 1: your draws several times. I fold them and roll them.
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know what, like soft pants like
Speaker 1: to wear on a plane? There you go, Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what. I feel good about that. But like you
Speaker 1: use dryer sheets. I'm so happy. Okay, I'm very grateful
Speaker 1: for you, guys, just not even caring for the first
Speaker 1: few pitches that I that I ran by you, because no,
Speaker 1: you you you were able to lead me to a
Speaker 1: better Absolutely listen, we bring you down to bring you
Speaker 1: up bad and the rest of that song coming later. Guys, Wait,
Speaker 1: have you guys talked about this in the pod like
Speaker 1: your solop? What are you guys the experts in? Just
Speaker 1: separately and together? Okay, let's first go to Sydney. What
Speaker 1: are you the expert in? Man? I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: the expert in bad relationships? Okay, but you've been in
Speaker 1: a you've been in a good one for a while. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like it's one sided on good. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm the anxient. I don't know if you guys watching Insecure,
Speaker 1: but I am Lawrence Lawrence's season one though season one
Speaker 1: he didn't cheat yet he was he was. He sat
Speaker 1: on the couch that bess, but he was also gorgeous
Speaker 1: like that. Here's the thing. The thing is insecure. In
Speaker 1: the first few episodes, when she was like when the
Speaker 1: whole show was kind of I have to leave this person,
Speaker 1: everyone in the audience was like, yeah, you do. I
Speaker 1: didn't even think he was going to be a character.
Speaker 1: After the second episode, no, but and then he's at
Speaker 1: Dwayne Reid with her while she's buying panties. I was, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he but the episode you see him in like
Speaker 1: his bad time, like he looks scruffy, didn't work out,
Speaker 1: but like I could, I could see the good in
Speaker 1: that dude. I can see why she stayed so long.
Speaker 1: Not me. Did happen especially and this is and I
Speaker 1: feel like that's me. Like I feel like I'm shitty
Speaker 1: right now, But once I get my feet on the
Speaker 1: ground planted, meaning like I get tons of coins, I'll
Speaker 1: be about a girlfriend. But you're not working. I'm not
Speaker 1: working at Best Buy. But I feel like sometimes in
Speaker 1: my comedy, like the shows, i'd be I'd be real,
Speaker 1: who thank you, you're not sucking some cute bank teller.
Speaker 1: No I'm not, I'm not. But my girlfriend is definitely
Speaker 1: doing the most in terms of the relationships, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like I've dated so many bum dudes that I
Speaker 1: feel like it rubbed off on me that I'm low
Speaker 1: key a bump as well, listening in like a light
Speaker 1: gray sweatpant Oh yeah image, you know, like they they're
Speaker 1: hearing this and then they'll see a picture of me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, literally, you present were okay? Right now?
Speaker 1: What are you the unofficial expert in Well, this year,
Speaker 1: I've decided it's gonna be my whole year. We're calling
Speaker 1: it host Centennial patent pending. And so I had never
Speaker 1: been on a dating app because I'm pretty, and so
Speaker 1: I joined Bumble this year and I was like, oh Bumble.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a game, Like I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm winning, right, I'm swiping, but I'm not
Speaker 1: hitting anybody up exactly, And then like the maxis would
Speaker 1: go away and I'd be like, what happened to it? Dude?
Speaker 1: With the bear I know they go away honestly, And
Speaker 1: the way that I was doing it, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna swept untilsie a black man, and then
Speaker 1: I would just keep going. Then I Bumble though, not
Speaker 1: looking for where the white women are okay, okay for
Speaker 1: all the black people dating at the leading bumble after
Speaker 1: two weeks and now I'm on hinge okay, hinges, Like
Speaker 1: you have to have mutual friends in order to connect.
Speaker 1: That's a thing like that. But not everyone is a
Speaker 1: person that we haven't come because I'm like, who your
Speaker 1: friends know that could possibly be on a date with you?
Speaker 1: Honestly nobody exactly No, But I'm actually I'm actually an
Speaker 1: expert in cock blocking. Ok I am like a goalie,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm like knocking out all the dusty dick.
Speaker 1: Is that because you want your friend alter yourself or
Speaker 1: because like, like what what is it? What makes you
Speaker 1: a good plock? I want? I want the best of
Speaker 1: the best for Maria at a high standard, and so
Speaker 1: have a problem with every Yes, I know everybody who
Speaker 1: approaches her, they'll be in a linked over sneaker. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you didn't get a haircut, you look crazy. Where do
Speaker 1: you work? Where do you bringing to the table? Are
Speaker 1: you bringing the whole table? You're bringing half the table.
Speaker 1: That's not enough. You need enough table. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to get a meal and some non mediocre piece, Okay,
Speaker 1: like some consistent dick. Yeah, I want my friends smiling
Speaker 1: from ear to ear. That's how good the dick gotta be. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So well, we don't know like his shoot. People with
Speaker 1: good Dick might have struggling sneak out. I could tell
Speaker 1: by their handshakes, and I'm like, oh, he's not giving
Speaker 1: you anything, girl, Sidney wants me to have like Chelsea
Speaker 1: boot dick. Yeah, also a front runner for title of appen.
Speaker 1: I know it. I know it exactly what that means.
Speaker 1: He's had like a peak coat on. It might have
Speaker 1: been like a little bit of a wool blend and
Speaker 1: it just makes you feel amazing. See where's cashmi or not?
Speaker 1: Like don't on a special day, because it's what was
Speaker 1: in his closet. Us that you know, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: What are you saying you're the expert in dating apps? Now?
Speaker 1: No going out with people that I don't like just
Speaker 1: you know, because that's what I'm doing now, that's kind
Speaker 1: of were on you. No, No, because this is the thing.
Speaker 1: Marie is such a character that she can hold a conversation,
Speaker 1: a terrible conversation on our own and have a good
Speaker 1: come here for the food and the wine. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: it if I happen to let you great, right, Like
Speaker 1: I've been going on some date dates recently, like some
Speaker 1: all day like eat lunch, like go to get a drink,
Speaker 1: smoke some weed, go to a show, then have dinner.
Speaker 1: Because we're together for so long. Wow, that's an event.
Speaker 1: Not even gonna kiss you. When Marie, when she's as
Speaker 1: booked and busy, she's talking about something else busy, and
Speaker 1: that's incredible. And that's because, honestly, like that gets into
Speaker 1: territory of like, oh, now we've spent all day together,
Speaker 1: you almost feel like obligated says No, there's no obligation,
Speaker 1: of course, there's not. It's just feeling, of course, of course. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I'm speaking from my own perspective where it's like if
Speaker 1: that happens to me. Ever, like I always be like
Speaker 1: at the end of the date, I happen to get
Speaker 1: very anxious. Whenever I've ever dated in my life, I
Speaker 1: get very anxious in the last hour of the date
Speaker 1: because I'm like, what's going to happen? Are we going home?
Speaker 1: Is there a kiss going to happen? I get very
Speaker 1: in my head. It sounds like when you say obligated,
Speaker 1: that sounds almost like an emotion, and Marie doesn't have those. Okay,
Speaker 1: how is she going to smile from caught up in sir? Lost?
Speaker 1: That coming later? What about you? Okay? So now now
Speaker 1: I know you're going to come on now exert this
Speaker 1: new thing that you found diego, but the world. I
Speaker 1: can't pull this out myself. I need you guys to well,
Speaker 1: what else are you good at? Because it can't be
Speaker 1: the Papanese cartoon saying we don't want to do You
Speaker 1: know you're better than that. You're better than that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can tell about your haircut that you should be
Speaker 1: your enterte should be like being like secretly rich. He
Speaker 1: is secretly will never talk about it. No, I am
Speaker 1: not rich. He has a movie theater in the house.
Speaker 1: That's my parents and they have nothing to do with
Speaker 1: me financial they have you know, he has money. It's
Speaker 1: like it's just my parents. It's like it's my Asian
Speaker 1: immigrant parents. Were like, you know, you're not You're not
Speaker 1: touching any any of this. Maybe tell you, dude, so
Speaker 1: you should be humble leaving you all the money. My
Speaker 1: dad read you the other day. What he was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: Boone really loves to go back to Denver. He loves
Speaker 1: being there. What's that? I was like, yeah, because he
Speaker 1: likes chilling in the movie theater. It's the best. You do.
Speaker 1: Seem very happy than your element. You have your own
Speaker 1: movie pass called your family. It's honestly when that when
Speaker 1: the when the situation arose around Thanksgiving, which was the
Speaker 1: bone is Rich moment the movement. I went back and
Speaker 1: forth and watched all the videos of all the good
Speaker 1: I was like, well, who else is tagged here? I was?
Speaker 1: I was my character was assassinated. Here's this is? Are
Speaker 1: we going to Denver? Can we go to different? To Denver? Denver?
Speaker 1: One time smoked weed at the at a concert and
Speaker 1: fell asleeps concert? Concert? Was it Damien Marley concert? Damian
Speaker 1: Marley in September last year? Listen, he got to secure
Speaker 1: those bags. Okay, he was in Denver getting that money,
Speaker 1: that Anglo sex money, the marleyme and the Marley money. Okay.
Speaker 1: That that's someone who is truly is truly rich. I am.
Speaker 1: I know it's a bit, but I him denouncing this
Speaker 1: assassination of character. But he certainly, I will say, over
Speaker 1: the years, he impresses me with the quality of his clothing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes like like sometimes you don't, right, but you are
Speaker 1: the kind of person who, if you want the clothing item,
Speaker 1: you will pay coins for it, where we would never.
Speaker 1: We would never if they're not paying those I got
Speaker 1: consignment chap money, okay, where it's like, I'm not paying
Speaker 1: full retail as I know. That's not how much it
Speaker 1: cost to make this go? What kind of money I have?
Speaker 1: I have switching tags type of money. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's forty dollars. I'm going to make it. Do dallars,
Speaker 1: thank you. It feels like a twill. Yeah, do people
Speaker 1: do that? People switch town? How does that work? Oh, Sydney,
Speaker 1: how does that work as well? You walk into the
Speaker 1: store as a white woman. That's how you switch the tag.
Speaker 1: You don't go in as a black or brown person.
Speaker 1: You're just going as a as a Susan or Rebecca.
Speaker 1: And then you go in and you look like you're
Speaker 1: gonna buy something, and then you're switching tags in the
Speaker 1: dressing room. You gotta fold the little plastic piece and
Speaker 1: then you gotta pull it out and then you put another.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys are scammers. And allegedly I
Speaker 1: heard this through the book The Quotast Winter ever, so
Speaker 1: I don't know this is not this is research audiobook
Speaker 1: ado because she don't read. Shut up, I don't read it.
Speaker 1: There it's okay, hold my hands. You don't read it.
Speaker 1: But when you read, but I read read what are
Speaker 1: you reading right now? And she doesn't have to tall
Speaker 1: what I'm reading because this is what I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: and this is what this is what I feel, and Matt,
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a safe space. Please. I
Speaker 1: feel like straight white men are the scariest people in
Speaker 1: the world. Any chance that I get to just like
Speaker 1: bring them down several notches, I will. And that's how
Speaker 1: and that's how you do it. You just you just
Speaker 1: got to keep the Bradley's and the Insons up with them.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't pay the check and then let
Speaker 1: me sit on your face. I'm still going to disrespect
Speaker 1: you while I'm sitting. I don't suppose it's because Sydney's like, oh,
Speaker 1: but you hook up with white dudes, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: sure of course you looked up with dusty dudes who
Speaker 1: slept on air mattresses. Yes, my community right, I'm community service,
Speaker 1: but I'm not mother Teresa. I'm paying it for I
Speaker 1: don't know, hook up with somebody who has a nicer
Speaker 1: apartment than mine. You can't have no roommates who live
Speaker 1: closer to the city and good, I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: even care about the view. You can't eat some of
Speaker 1: you you care I eat the view exactly. You can't
Speaker 1: sit on the music. I believe all this stuff is. Yes,
Speaker 1: you definitely should have that in a man. So you're
Speaker 1: saying you can't get that in a brown or man
Speaker 1: saying like I'm saying, I have not seen them, and
Speaker 1: there's no Mexicans. Mexicans are known for having that. Are saying,
Speaker 1: I'm saying that I haven't they hand You're gonna work
Speaker 1: out of this all the time podcast truly. Wait, I
Speaker 1: gotta say this about Sidney Marie because there's there is
Speaker 1: a phenomenon going on, oh where a lot of people
Speaker 1: of color are like shipping on white dudes being liked
Speaker 1: to tweet that today and I was, I've been doing this.
Speaker 1: I've been doing this since And you wait, is me
Speaker 1: and Sidney Marie meet me? Sidney and Matt talked about
Speaker 1: this one time at Kellogg's Diner. Yes, he has that.
Speaker 1: There's a phenomenon going on and this, this is a
Speaker 1: gay man, this is just this is this is women.
Speaker 1: This is a lot of people like shoot on white dudes, uh,
Speaker 1: white dick, white pussy whatever, white white white whatever genitals
Speaker 1: and there. But then they go off and they just
Speaker 1: like couple up with these white people. What's up with that?
Speaker 1: That sounds that feels like an attack all my carriage.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, you too, like live by your values and
Speaker 1: you stick to them. Listen to I mean, I'm still
Speaker 1: gonna be disrespectful to, you know, to Johnny and Charles
Speaker 1: and Peter. Marry a white man and I will never
Speaker 1: bring a white man home. One time Sydney on the
Speaker 1: show Um and one time Sydney Show saw a bunch
Speaker 1: of white guys wearing trucker hats and then she called
Speaker 1: them king of the Hill. The funniest. I think that's genius,
Speaker 1: it was. I think I think that people like when
Speaker 1: they pick a specific partner, they're like, oh, you're excluded
Speaker 1: from this, but agrees that it's like it's love not feelings.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like you can say, like, oh, people
Speaker 1: in Europe are rude, but like you would fuck European
Speaker 1: person that you were attracted. Now a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Don't be circumstanced. I don't have time to be digging
Speaker 1: through extra ski and I got the wait, wait you
Speaker 1: were you were shady one time? Okay, so we saw
Speaker 1: it was a comic that we know him love. We
Speaker 1: won't say the name, but I was like, that person
Speaker 1: is so freaking hot, and Mariki just I just go no,
Speaker 1: just goes. I don't know. He's short, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: meaning vertically challenged is a thing. I like a tall man.
Speaker 1: Does that? Does that mean that I haven't dated short dudes?
Speaker 1: Disrespect them has been like you need help picking that
Speaker 1: up from the top show Look, you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to uplift my man just said something very has
Speaker 1: and that's like, it's just you're in a different bracket
Speaker 1: when you have abs. You don't have to have a
Speaker 1: six pack, but more than one AB. I feel like
Speaker 1: you're just put up there, like you shouldn't be talking
Speaker 1: to the regular, average, regular regular. Do you shoot to
Speaker 1: the top of the list, especially on Instagram, because it's
Speaker 1: like Instagram can find the people who post the abs
Speaker 1: and push them to the top. Post the ads on Instagram.
Speaker 1: You don't don't listen to her, She'll have a thin
Speaker 1: shirt on and the ads would be peeking through the
Speaker 1: that's the taste. Show them up in the kitchen, Marie,
Speaker 1: is this is this a diet thing you can talk
Speaker 1: about now? It's a genetic thing, and it's a sucking
Speaker 1: end properly when I'm taking a photo and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: the lines are more like they deeper today. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: my whole thing is that I don't have apps because
Speaker 1: I don't work towards them. So I'm actually doing y'allow
Speaker 1: favor because imagine if I had absent, I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: be on this podcast. She'd be booked somewhere else. She'd
Speaker 1: have an ABC sitcom called Sydney. It simply in the city,
Speaker 1: in the city, and oh my god, that's a great show.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's title of your book. I'm naming everyone's
Speaker 1: books today, saying it's because people do this to me
Speaker 1: and Mountain all the time, where they're like they lumpus
Speaker 1: together and they're like, oh my god, you guys, should
Speaker 1: you guys? Would do you thinking this would be the
Speaker 1: whole premise of it, do you guys? You two would
Speaker 1: have a sitcom and the character qualities would be that
Speaker 1: Marie has abs and Sydney does it like these are
Speaker 1: the Branda finding qualities of these of these heightened versions
Speaker 1: of where it's done and you're not being the podcast.
Speaker 1: I think it would be a very it would be
Speaker 1: a very good. Like literally every episode is just Marie
Speaker 1: getting cock blocked by Yeah, I should have abs with
Speaker 1: all the cock black I'm doing. I should have bigger arms.
Speaker 1: Your core should be so tight, so so strong. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna all the dick. He's like, is he paying for
Speaker 1: everybody's dinner? I'm like, dude, and by everybody you on
Speaker 1: a day And She's like, but I'm here and sometimes
Speaker 1: I drop a pin and I'll just stop by. Hey,
Speaker 1: guys in the neighboroom o God' just arriving to cock block.
Speaker 1: Really done that? She thought, Yeah, I'm not real friendship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not real friendship. Whole side? Are you on? Bore
Speaker 1: playing the Face's hosting? Thank you, Thank you Bowen. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. He's hosting the both of you, playing both sides.
Speaker 1: But by the end of this podcast, I will have
Speaker 1: chosen a side that makes me trash and you class.
Speaker 1: And that's the brand. Honey. I'm here for everything. All
Speaker 1: of it. Listen except the cop black right right right. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is like your character on the show
Speaker 1: would be cock block, but you would real life could
Speaker 1: be raking in the dick good he would also cock
Speaker 1: black in real life. I feel like at the premiere party,
Speaker 1: Murray have at the premiere Hey guys, Marie, have I
Speaker 1: ever coming on here? Have I ever stopped you from
Speaker 1: getting dick that you truly honestly wanted? I mean, if
Speaker 1: I truly honestly wanted the dick I was gonna get
Speaker 1: honestly and truly never done anything to stop Murray from
Speaker 1: getting whatever she wanted, if anything, I left you. I
Speaker 1: am Kobe Bryant, you both of them city s where
Speaker 1: she's a good win woman. I am a great wine
Speaker 1: make things happen. She doesn't, Marie. If you got to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, I'll hold a conversation you need
Speaker 1: me to hold. I don't heard you? Okay, see that, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get into it. Wow, let's get into it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Because yesterday I was minding my black as business and
Speaker 1: this this big gentleman came over and was talking to
Speaker 1: me close. He was so close if we were we
Speaker 1: were working. Yeah, we're not gonna say where. But when
Speaker 1: we were in the studio, girls were working, we were working.
Speaker 1: We had a E nine socially on the sheet, closed
Speaker 1: the right, and he came up and he was like
Speaker 1: real kind of like, you know, he's asking me questions
Speaker 1: about I'm like, oh, this is okay, Well let me
Speaker 1: go pee. I get up to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I come back and Sydney's talking to him. But she
Speaker 1: she's trying to make it seem now like she was
Speaker 1: holding the fort for me. But it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want him, even if he wanted me, didn't
Speaker 1: need to show or HBO show or something. I feel like,
Speaker 1: that's you got some time. You at least have time
Speaker 1: he's got. He's divorced to girl. Girl, girl, get you,
Speaker 1: get you some time. Might keep the ball in the air.
Speaker 1: Get you sometimes time for this. We have to keep
Speaker 1: the ball in the air. I looked at little in
Speaker 1: the schedule book. I said, oh, she got Saturday, and
Speaker 1: she just give Sydney your schedule. She can book these
Speaker 1: things from She'll just pop up where I am. Yes,
Speaker 1: very true, but like if I curiously lived through Marie
Speaker 1: because I'm in a relationship. I can't do it. There's
Speaker 1: no ship to do. I'm sober as fuck, there's no
Speaker 1: like getting into trouble. She has Marie's number, she sees
Speaker 1: my Instagram story. She knows where the funk I'm at, Like,
Speaker 1: I can't do anything while crazy and free ever right,
Speaker 1: her girlfriend will text me and I'll be like, Sydney,
Speaker 1: are we together? And we'll be together? But I'm like,
Speaker 1: are we together? She goes to you first, because Sydney's
Speaker 1: phone dies alast she don't be charging again. I have
Speaker 1: charged Sidney's personally, you have, I believe. But her girlfriend
Speaker 1: will be like, hey, and I'll get that screenshot. Are
Speaker 1: we together? Even though she's sitting right next to me,
Speaker 1: are you here? Because I don't know, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what she told her she was going to be
Speaker 1: a good friend. Yeah, but you're showing you're putting in
Speaker 1: the points for me to be like, this is my friend.
Speaker 1: My writer die And you need to give people these tests.
Speaker 1: You have to do these tests. If you're in a relationship,
Speaker 1: will they will they cover for you? You gotta cover
Speaker 1: from I mean, I think she knows that I would
Speaker 1: lie for you, cheat and steal for me. I mean
Speaker 1: I want, I want to kill. I feel like you
Speaker 1: stepped on a road for me. The roach was not
Speaker 1: at my home. Outside the home. Yes, of course you would.
Speaker 1: You would kill for her? No kill? He fairly hugs me.
Speaker 1: She definitely ain't killing nobody. Would you killed for each other?
Speaker 1: You see what these people are doing over? Yes? But
Speaker 1: these are games men. They were black women. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do hard time. Hatta remember her name? Ye were definitely
Speaker 1: it won't be oranges and new black. They were taking
Speaker 1: off my whole way, My whole edges will be go
Speaker 1: and that sell jail just looking like Whitney on a bath.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to. I don't want you to
Speaker 1: kill for me, but definitely a lie for you, lie
Speaker 1: for me if we are struck, just yes, I want
Speaker 1: you to come into court and have a white suit on. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, we can tell you something and you're in theory.
Speaker 1: I think I would kill for you, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to go to jail. Okay, see, I would go
Speaker 1: to jail for you. You would, well, can I tell
Speaker 1: you something sound can afford you? My parents, I don't
Speaker 1: know lawyers my family knows are fucking immigration lawyers and
Speaker 1: that's that like they don't know. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the best lawyers. What do I think in the country.
Speaker 1: A legit scenario I thought of the other day is
Speaker 1: that you and I were in a situation which was
Speaker 1: very similar to um, like when we both get we
Speaker 1: both are getting interrogated, and you know that thing where
Speaker 1: the interrogator says to you, by the way, and Bowen
Speaker 1: gave you up already. So I would say, no, he didn't,
Speaker 1: and you would know that I would know. And then
Speaker 1: later when they brought us together they said and if
Speaker 1: you if they said we one of you gave each
Speaker 1: other up and and so let's let's get it, I
Speaker 1: would look to him and I'd be like, I know
Speaker 1: he did it would in that situation, Well, let's what
Speaker 1: what is it did? Did we set it off? Is
Speaker 1: it a queen latifat set it off off? But it's
Speaker 1: if it's set it off. They don't have the opportunity
Speaker 1: to be questioned because they're going hard the whole time, right,
Speaker 1: but also getting killed in front of a bus. Your
Speaker 1: mistake was not succeeding or dying trying. Your second mistake
Speaker 1: was wearing a box braids and burn taste has a
Speaker 1: muslum yet that was the second mistake. The third mistake
Speaker 1: was having sex with that dude for money to send
Speaker 1: brother to college. Do y'all remember set it off? Yes,
Speaker 1: especially rule of culture number thirty. There are many mistakes
Speaker 1: and set it off? Yes, many mistakes. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: it was a check. I was like, what a check?
Speaker 1: And give me cash? You're trail okay, a paper trail
Speaker 1: on this pussy. What's wrong with your paper trail on
Speaker 1: this pussy? That should be another front runner for title
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Speaker 1: bowing downs the white, we should get into the question
Speaker 1: that this is the topical question of our podcast, which
Speaker 1: is and we'll ask each of you, um, one after
Speaker 1: the other, as as it were. Okay, um, what is
Speaker 1: the culture that influenced the person that you are today?
Speaker 1: This is the moment where you said pop culture and
Speaker 1: culture at large might be for you. What was the
Speaker 1: movie song moment of pop culture like circumstance that made
Speaker 1: you culturally who you guys are today. Let's go to
Speaker 1: Murray Oh so hard to give people the homework assignment
Speaker 1: we thought we did, Producer Joe, because I don't know this.
Speaker 1: Are you leaning towards a certain thing? Are you leading
Speaker 1: towards a song, a movie, a TV show yet? Or
Speaker 1: you know what I'm loving right now? What I feel
Speaker 1: like should should be. What is influencing me moving forward
Speaker 1: is everything that Janelle Monet is doing. God, the looks
Speaker 1: that she's presenting. The fact that people are like it's guys,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. People assume that I'm a lesbian all the
Speaker 1: time because of how I dress, and then I'm always
Speaker 1: with Sydney. It's rude. They're not even think I'm a
Speaker 1: lesbian exactly, but they're like it's they see me and
Speaker 1: they're like, is this him? Is this your girlfriend? And
Speaker 1: You're like, no, I'm Maria And they're like, next to
Speaker 1: meet you, sir, And I'm like no, it's yeah. People,
Speaker 1: I mean, they're like this is this this is the
Speaker 1: one with the abbs. But everything that Janelle Money is doing,
Speaker 1: it's unapologetic, it's fun, it's woman, it's black. I feel
Speaker 1: like all that she's she's wearing colors. I'm wearing colors now.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm wearing are you black? Now? But I
Speaker 1: bought a red dress today. I bought a yellow jacket. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm doing colors now. What are you? Where you? Where's
Speaker 1: this money coming? Beause I feel like I got some
Speaker 1: money coming in. Oh you know what I did? Got
Speaker 1: taxes yesterday. The refund is cute. It's gonna be cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you already knew you. I deducted everything I went through
Speaker 1: the bank recta. Are you guys? Are you guys literally
Speaker 1: fishing receipt out of every single flight I took last year?
Speaker 1: I was like that was for work business. Every uber
Speaker 1: I took out a town that was for work. If
Speaker 1: I did a show, I did a show, and I
Speaker 1: did one show in Denver, and I was in Denver
Speaker 1: for like four days. I fluted, didn't fly at never
Speaker 1: for the show allegedly alleged and all of that written.
Speaker 1: You wrote off the Damien concert that was research research.
Speaker 1: We went to Miami, that was for work. Damn even
Speaker 1: put the Miami flow that you did a show while
Speaker 1: you were there. It was every coffee I drank while
Speaker 1: I worked well because I was a host on a
Speaker 1: tour guide. I was a tour guide. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: need the coffee to be able to stay caffe to
Speaker 1: stay doing my job well. And so I wrote those coffees.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot the Miami flights. That's okay Denver, Like, no, bit,
Speaker 1: you can't write it off coffee. I mean, that's in office.
Speaker 1: It's a business expense. I felt like somebody from the
Speaker 1: I R S would definitely listen to this podcast. But
Speaker 1: maybe somebody, yeah, but I feel I feel like they're good, Rye.
Speaker 1: They would have your back. Lab I wrote that off.
Speaker 1: The refund is going to be cute. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: that swab want this yellow jacket today? Why don't you
Speaker 1: wear in your dfls? I met you up a month
Speaker 1: just for last color. I wore a black sequined cat
Speaker 1: suit coming and we were supposed to do six minutes.
Speaker 1: I did nine. Yes, I was she didn't give stage
Speaker 1: for a cool nine minute and you know it's your
Speaker 1: How many people would you think? Was there like maybe
Speaker 1: five or six? I was told seven people, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going to do any crowd work
Speaker 1: because I like to talk to people when I'm performing.
Speaker 1: I get on they don't like, I'm just gonna do
Speaker 1: my sit. I get up on stage, I'm like, sorry,
Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm talking about. And it was CrowdWork,
Speaker 1: but CrowdWork, but you did. It was like a black bodysuit.
Speaker 1: It was a tight black sequence catch when I has
Speaker 1: the same catch at the same one in a photograph,
Speaker 1: but I but I got mine and I didn't know
Speaker 1: that she had it. Abs screaming out of the fashion.
Speaker 1: Abs were just and then I'm like, I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: my last joke. I'm gonna put the mic down, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna walk away, and like I say my last joke
Speaker 1: and then I go, don't look at my butt when
Speaker 1: I walk away, and Sunny looked at my flat. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that ll Janelle is absolutely killing it and just her
Speaker 1: just ute unquote old stuff. But like I was, I
Speaker 1: was with a friend and then like he put on
Speaker 1: like the old like the Archandraid, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: this is like this is college streaming, Like I fucking
Speaker 1: lived for this when it came out and Janelle and
Speaker 1: Janelle's nailing it, and I can't wait for to see
Speaker 1: her get like super super big time mainstream attention post
Speaker 1: post these movies she's doing. She had always acting fairly well,
Speaker 1: you know, she's solid seven at least she wasn't Hire
Speaker 1: and Shot seven. She did the assignment, and she wasn't Moonlight.
Speaker 1: She was the cool girlfriend in Moonlight did the assignment
Speaker 1: in that movie. I gave her an eight and Moonlight
Speaker 1: she poured whatever water lemonade for for the young boy
Speaker 1: young boy like a professional. Absolutely definitely character. Can we
Speaker 1: briefly just for a when we talk about how I
Speaker 1: was disappointed in Moonlight, how can we get to me
Speaker 1: first and then we get to my left? I mean,
Speaker 1: I just feel like, we're already here, can we just
Speaker 1: put Unfortunately, we're going to have to return to. We're
Speaker 1: gonna return to and the answer to what was up
Speaker 1: about Moonlight coming very soon, very soon. But the culture
Speaker 1: in your life, the pop culture in your life, that
Speaker 1: was show stopping. I watched her Awkward Black Girl when
Speaker 1: I sucked a dude in his apartment that was missing
Speaker 1: a roof. He was escaped, was missing a roof and
Speaker 1: missing missing part of the roof. He kept me in
Speaker 1: his apartment the next day because I was obviously hungover
Speaker 1: and with but he was like, listen, we should watch
Speaker 1: this web series. I've been watching it. It's really funny.
Speaker 1: You're in comedy, and I really think that this girl
Speaker 1: will inspire you. This is when she didn't have a lot.
Speaker 1: There was when like, you know, the hair was the
Speaker 1: way it was, cheeks, she was, there was no wardrobe,
Speaker 1: no nothing, was just literally a web series and it
Speaker 1: was her being as awkward as she as she could
Speaker 1: possibly be, but also funny. And I was like, that's me.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a little weird, but also I'm
Speaker 1: very honest and open about it, and I'm like there
Speaker 1: should be more people out there like that not everybody's cool,
Speaker 1: So you went hard after seeing that? Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I feel like when people look at you, they don't
Speaker 1: see awkward. Did you just look like the mean black
Speaker 1: girl in all the movie? But she opens her mouth
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh wow when you hear my story,
Speaker 1: so awkward. Yeah, this is a messy. But as I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh my god, she's okay. She
Speaker 1: is talking about like this crazy day she went on
Speaker 1: with this eighty year old man. That's great. Stuff like that. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm very honest, and I think people don't expect that
Speaker 1: considering how I look. They think that I'm gonna like
Speaker 1: be put together, and I'm not. I was a contail
Speaker 1: waitress for ten years. That's why I look the way
Speaker 1: I look. But that's not how I really am. That's cool,
Speaker 1: that's it's it's very it's a cool dichotomy that you present.
Speaker 1: I don't know what white women like most of my twinnies,
Speaker 1: they know how to look like they got it together.
Speaker 1: And then you go in a bag and a person
Speaker 1: like is that a twinking from two years ago? Shamble?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a credit card? Do you
Speaker 1: have a pin? That's leaking. What is in the doesn't
Speaker 1: have as what are you doing? What I'm that's leaking
Speaker 1: baking and you know it's true. I'm gisa, I mean, iconic, incredible,
Speaker 1: very happy that it's such a success. I cannot wait
Speaker 1: for the third season. It's a show that you watch
Speaker 1: and the first couple episodes are cool, but then you
Speaker 1: actually realize how into it you are. I hate all
Speaker 1: of the main characters on the show, definitely. They're They're
Speaker 1: not likable people, and they do really dumb things that
Speaker 1: I'm screaming at the screen and at this point I'm
Speaker 1: just watching to see how it ends. But that is
Speaker 1: real life. Real people are not that likable. We do
Speaker 1: a lot of fun the ship if nobody's like everybody
Speaker 1: in the room right now. Yeah, okay, So the one
Speaker 1: scene in Insecure that really pissed me off. She was
Speaker 1: at with that like Spanish dude or whatever. He wants
Speaker 1: to take a dinner to get like, you know, some
Speaker 1: sangria or whatever, some Spanish table wine, and she's like
Speaker 1: pulling her bra remember, and she put the phone in
Speaker 1: the cup. I said, Sis, you're trying to set the
Speaker 1: mood with this dude. That just wants to get to
Speaker 1: know you, and she's like, no, you can leave, and
Speaker 1: I was like, girl like, I was like, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have enough titty first of all to do all these stuff.
Speaker 1: He's to see you lifting your chest up. He's like,
Speaker 1: come on, girls, like your sternum is. You're presenting your
Speaker 1: stern um. But I don't. Let's go get some steak.
Speaker 1: And then Molly is banging this dude who says that
Speaker 1: he's in an open thing. But I think he's lying.
Speaker 1: He's definitely lying. You think it's a lie. I think
Speaker 1: he's lying. Wow, I never thought of it like that. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, they're a black couple. There are no
Speaker 1: open relationships, and a black couple that's not what we do.
Speaker 1: We like either mind or you out. He's pretty hot. No,
Speaker 1: he's not. Just would and I've been saying it. I
Speaker 1: have not caught up to this since it's Molly Stillton
Speaker 1: and I haven't like updated. And we are going to
Speaker 1: talk now are going to spoiler for anyone? Well? Where
Speaker 1: where where did you leave of? I just just started
Speaker 1: season so she I'm sorry you got a home theater
Speaker 1: and you not caught up? You I love just showed
Speaker 1: him his first episode of Housewives of Atlanta because it
Speaker 1: is the best of all they just started Housewives in general.
Speaker 1: Impressed the reunion the other night. It was so amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: Nini gave Kim the business. Ain't nobody, Ain't nobody care
Speaker 1: about your relationship with say no, no one cares? House
Speaker 1: not even finished? Was fired by why that's what? When?
Speaker 1: Because because and this I heard, it's confirmed. But what
Speaker 1: was said was that the women are fully done with Kim.
Speaker 1: They do not want to hang out with him anymore.
Speaker 1: Kim has her show, whatever she's been. Kim came for
Speaker 1: the check and a whole successful like personality drinking career.
Speaker 1: But she did What does Sara offer with a boyfriend
Speaker 1: that's not going to get out of prison until one
Speaker 1: and she is best friends and align herself with the
Speaker 1: person no one wants to fun with her? Yeah, she's not.
Speaker 1: She is not doing her job. She's not doing her
Speaker 1: job because they're right, she is not an equal opportunity
Speaker 1: bone collect No, she's not. She's trying to stay in
Speaker 1: with Kim, which is do we all remember she Bay?
Speaker 1: Can we get into more doggers? When you will come out?
Speaker 1: Spring summer September that's gonna be everything I've been told
Speaker 1: to watch from the beginning, and I'm like boy. Spring
Speaker 1: summer September, she released a fashion line. She's the original
Speaker 1: fashion nova, right, and it was called She by Scharay
Speaker 1: and it was like a fashion show party, like in
Speaker 1: her house. I will speak out for Shari though I
Speaker 1: love Shari. Gabrielle Union claims that say actually had a
Speaker 1: cute boutique in Atlanta and that game you really have time.
Speaker 1: I don't have think gabriel Union has any reason to lie.
Speaker 1: She seemed like the booty black girl that would lave.
Speaker 1: Gabriel Union seems like the type of person that was interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I trust, I trust investor. In
Speaker 1: this podcast, we actually are to thank our sponsor, gabriel Union.
Speaker 1: She's in this new like it's sort of like books Room.
Speaker 1: She's in this new movie that's like a take in
Speaker 1: for Mom's. You said that she books, but you know
Speaker 1: she auditioned for Scandal and did not book. She was
Speaker 1: the first one up, which is number one loser. Really
Speaker 1: didn't get the check. I really didn't the harsh Marie
Speaker 1: where we are at. I'm not a Gabrielle Union fan.
Speaker 1: Although Sydney does look like in a certain light Gabrielle
Speaker 1: Union with the right field, she just seemed real uppity
Speaker 1: and boogee like everything that she like, she just seems
Speaker 1: very unlikable to me. Do you remember when I think
Speaker 1: it was like I'm not sure what event it was.
Speaker 1: I think it was like like Essence Women of the
Speaker 1: Year or something. She stepped forward and she was like
Speaker 1: she was giving given some honor, and she stepped forward
Speaker 1: and said flat out, I used to be really that
Speaker 1: person who was wishing that you all would fail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was like, I've hated you guys. She said
Speaker 1: that every single one I saw that and bring it on.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she she tried. She's coming forward
Speaker 1: and saying, you know, and I wish I could change
Speaker 1: the person that I was. And also you have to understand,
Speaker 1: like this is a part of all of us because
Speaker 1: there's only so many spots for us, so we have
Speaker 1: to make more room for ourselves, is what is what
Speaker 1: she arrived at. Said, But that's because she also didn't
Speaker 1: have power at the moment. She has the power to
Speaker 1: uplift other people who are around her and below her,
Speaker 1: So she got no power now nobody checking for recommend
Speaker 1: She on her Instagram. She does like a woman crush Wednesday.
Speaker 1: She shall always other people who other entertainers. She's good
Speaker 1: at that. She's helping you get a job though you
Speaker 1: can't even herself, kid Shonda Land, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She's in the queen of that. She's an expert in shade.
Speaker 1: She's an expert in lamps. Are you are your carry? Washington?
Speaker 1: Is this about a carry? Carry? Watching it on that show?
Speaker 1: Because I watched the first season of skin this is amazing,
Speaker 1: and it was like she got real, annoying, real facts
Speaker 1: as the right wing the writing. I'm telling you every
Speaker 1: Shonda Rhime show and bless for having. But after season three,
Speaker 1: that bitch does not She's not she's not, she's not president.
Speaker 1: She sets a show up and it has the best
Speaker 1: years of its life when she is very involved, and
Speaker 1: then she backs up to start something new, and you
Speaker 1: have Gray's Anatomy season forty two with a lion loosen
Speaker 1: with lion was loose in the hospital. No no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying very well, could be there breaking that story
Speaker 1: for Sweep. The finale is going to be meteor hits
Speaker 1: the hospital. That's going to arm again isn't bad? Is
Speaker 1: the episodes that Shanda has written, like the Code Black
Speaker 1: episode of the JJ episode she wrote the and they're
Speaker 1: amazing pieces of television. Yeah, I just I need my
Speaker 1: pop culture icons to always be using their power for good. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what happens when you got She got How to
Speaker 1: get Away with Mercy She's I mean, also, can we
Speaker 1: talk about how every time I see them make Viole
Speaker 1: the Davis take her wig and her makeup off. I
Speaker 1: am upset as a one that happens more than as
Speaker 1: a black woman, But strace the funk out of me
Speaker 1: because we did so much to get to where we
Speaker 1: are to take our wig off it. But she has
Speaker 1: the pawns. You are every very top and now you're
Speaker 1: wiping her makeup. It's people. I don't know, dude. I
Speaker 1: just thought that she's wiping off the makeup and the
Speaker 1: week I was a cat that I said, who wrote
Speaker 1: that in there? It couldn't have been shown her wig off?
Speaker 1: You do. That's someone else show. She's the executive producer.
Speaker 1: What you were talking about, how you want your pop
Speaker 1: icons to do their use their powers for stay committed
Speaker 1: to the products you start Yeah, but that's that's that's
Speaker 1: asking for a lot, sir, because people got to secure bags,
Speaker 1: They got to make sure other people are getting paid.
Speaker 1: They can't stay on one project forever. They gotta do
Speaker 1: other things. I believe that that's true. But then at
Speaker 1: least have the respect for your product to hire some
Speaker 1: one that's gonna come there and bring the same level
Speaker 1: of excellence. And she can find those people, and she doesn't.
Speaker 1: I mean like to say that we used to joke
Speaker 1: about Grey's Anatomy in the beginning and say this is
Speaker 1: going to turn into the Er. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: got into the R again and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. One to three I was in it. I
Speaker 1: have never seen the er. You have to Marie. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean R was on point in the beginning, but
Speaker 1: the later seasons of R were mediocre. They weren't bad
Speaker 1: ladship bad. I believe that. I believe that. I just
Speaker 1: I feel like, but you know, Seanna just got that
Speaker 1: little Netflix put put ninety million dollars that like, she
Speaker 1: gotta she's making money. She doesn't have time money, and
Speaker 1: I do not regret her that. And I understand that
Speaker 1: she came forward and said I'm going to have a
Speaker 1: goddamn empire, and she has done that. But as a consumer,
Speaker 1: like sis, keep it cute for the whole eight seasons
Speaker 1: or just or just ended after end, or or just
Speaker 1: have violin not take our wig off. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, keep the wig. You are the black
Speaker 1: Meryl stream, the Black Violet. Sydney's cultural moment was Issa,
Speaker 1: should we go back to this moonl what's so? First
Speaker 1: of all, his friend was adorable the whole movie, the
Speaker 1: old version of the friend. I was like, okay, that's
Speaker 1: a casting thing. Okay, I was not here for that.
Speaker 1: But then when he was like you know, they were
Speaker 1: on the phone and he was like, I cook for you,
Speaker 1: I was like, go back, have sex. You don't see it.
Speaker 1: No sex. I'm the is the toaster of it. You
Speaker 1: make it t that's it. That's that's girl, not not
Speaker 1: everything has to be sexualized. And I wanted to see that.
Speaker 1: That That's what I wanted. The movie was so slow
Speaker 1: at the end. I was like that everybody always suck
Speaker 1: and like top blocker, extraordinary. You heard it here first, folks,
Speaker 1: Not everyone's always sucking sucking, they are, And it's like,
Speaker 1: when can we get to something that's like actual substance.
Speaker 1: Not everything got to be about sex care how they
Speaker 1: have to pull they dig out. You can have both.
Speaker 1: I think that we all appreciated the moment at the
Speaker 1: end where they finally got comfortable enough to say their
Speaker 1: true feelings, and that was beautiful. That was probably what
Speaker 1: would have happened after that, is they have a physical moment,
Speaker 1: and it would have been not nice to see that
Speaker 1: because I needed to, like jack off to at home.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that, But that depiction of them
Speaker 1: being able to have that moment, I think it's important.
Speaker 1: And I also have the same problem with Call Me
Speaker 1: by Your Name, which didn't show the sex. I have
Speaker 1: not seen that movie yet, but they also don't show
Speaker 1: the sex. They cut away from the sex. Well, he
Speaker 1: was like a cool Twilve, But it's important. It's important
Speaker 1: to see that. No, I feel like in like gay culture,
Speaker 1: like everything is sexualized. Everybody's always saying that that's what
Speaker 1: it's out there though, always just walk outside and just
Speaker 1: find a dick in second, which is not true. Do
Speaker 1: we have standards? So sometimes and sometimes there's something between
Speaker 1: finding dick. Also, the struggle is real. Some sometimes it's
Speaker 1: not so easy to just catch it. It's really not
Speaker 1: and it's not even about It's not even about and
Speaker 1: this is not even about like a going against any
Speaker 1: sort of sex positivity. It's just like there there are
Speaker 1: we're being presented with this thing of like look just
Speaker 1: Instagram presenting you with abs. It's like pictures of abs
Speaker 1: of other guys that as it's like what no, will No,
Speaker 1: that's not it really does. It makes you feel um
Speaker 1: bad because A you're not sucking that person, and be
Speaker 1: also you have to be like, oh is this the bar? Now?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Whenever I see someone looking insane,
Speaker 1: looking like like right now we are fully in spring,
Speaker 1: and I've been talking about the thirst traps, it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't begrudge anyone posting a thirst trap. I think
Speaker 1: if you look good and you feel good, it's just
Speaker 1: that when it's everyone all at once, I and also
Speaker 1: who cares how I feel? But like the first warm
Speaker 1: day that we had last weekend, so your body was
Speaker 1: already ready? Fuck you, yeah, a surprised warm day and
Speaker 1: everyone reveals that they already and I'm not here for them.
Speaker 1: Creamy thigh, Okay, you put on a long linen paint.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me you had a thigh gap this
Speaker 1: whole time, this whole winter. Gives me please, no, it's now,
Speaker 1: please please? I said, oh, so wait, your whole body
Speaker 1: is ready, but your feet were ready. Called it out
Speaker 1: like everybody got their their legs out, their arms out,
Speaker 1: but your feet. Though, let's talk about this though you
Speaker 1: are on ankle patrol. Yeah, tell the winter it's done,
Speaker 1: but tell the hurry for the children that don't know
Speaker 1: at home, not a listening that don't know what is?
Speaker 1: What's what's going on over the winter with you on
Speaker 1: Instagram and being on patrol ankle expose people who are
Speaker 1: just have the whole ankles out. They'll be full on
Speaker 1: like it's Antarctica. It's madd cold outside. They got in
Speaker 1: Canada goose yes, right off top and then the ankles.
Speaker 1: It's like you're at the beach. They have a crop
Speaker 1: at the beach. It doesn't make sense you're also, it
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense people who have like the ripped jens.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the ripped jeans with the leggings underneath? Heth?
Speaker 1: Can we talk abow if you have the genes ripped,
Speaker 1: there should not be tights, but that those are dancers.
Speaker 1: Dancers will be doing that people on the on the
Speaker 1: train that I'm like, since you don't lift, you don't purouette,
Speaker 1: you don't do no, no, no first position, second position,
Speaker 1: no please, no grange. You're going to get some hate
Speaker 1: from this podcast. You're gonna find me, please, you canna
Speaker 1: find me on the infercial experts. Yes, oh yeah, But
Speaker 1: if it was just because people are trying to keep
Speaker 1: in with the trend, because like, ankles are in, but
Speaker 1: it's two degrees were outside, we were outside and it
Speaker 1: was literally like it was snowing. It was like a
Speaker 1: blizzard outside and this woman was walking out all her
Speaker 1: ankles out. She didn't even have a boot on. It
Speaker 1: was like a regular slide. It was like a mule.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you do you confront? Do you document?
Speaker 1: Or you do you confront and document? I document. I
Speaker 1: confront people I know. I don't come from people I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I definitely document people I don't know.
Speaker 1: And that was all over the place, and people started
Speaker 1: to send me ankles and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: getting out of here. I know you could have started
Speaker 1: a blog. People made well. I did a little coffee
Speaker 1: table book coffee table book. I did a little movie
Speaker 1: that it was a short film called Ankles in the
Speaker 1: City and it was a short film festival. I had
Speaker 1: like little music, I had like the ankles had a story,
Speaker 1: so it was great. And then there was one video
Speaker 1: of a dude who had sandals on complete sandals in
Speaker 1: the winter. It was an Asian. Yeah, sorry, so sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry not sorry? Can I say? I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: finding what's happening right now and I feel like it
Speaker 1: is Matt and Sydney and it is Bowen and Marie
Speaker 1: because you you guys are giving like French have it together.
Speaker 1: We're like, we don't know another language. But I'm connecting
Speaker 1: with Sidney and you're connecting with Marie in some ways too.
Speaker 1: Where we're talking about all this, Matt hasn't looked at
Speaker 1: me once today. What are you talking about? Is like
Speaker 1: this Haitian hands ash and she gets col You've kept
Speaker 1: your hands under the table. Matt. That's like, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Literally, we just had a
Speaker 1: moment where we were on the same side. What were
Speaker 1: we talking about? We don't even remember. I also agree
Speaker 1: there should have been sexy, but I felt like I
Speaker 1: presented something pretty strong about why there wasn't sex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's not a good host. I'm there. Look what
Speaker 1: did I say at the beginning that I would choose
Speaker 1: a side? Are you choosing Marie? I'm kind of angled
Speaker 1: this way. Now he's angled. She's saying there should be
Speaker 1: less sex in movies her why first of all, the
Speaker 1: sex is fake? Girl, But that's not really bad acting.
Speaker 1: You're seeing bad quality cinema. So okay, so what sex
Speaker 1: scene and what movie that you were like, yes, that
Speaker 1: is Titanic. Titanic. You should not have said this. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what show gives you a good sex Sons
Speaker 1: of Anarchy? Really, yes, I have never seen the lead
Speaker 1: start of it is Charlie Hunt Human. He's a show
Speaker 1: that has bow and arrows, got proper bone arrows. They
Speaker 1: got Charlie Davidson's and leather jacket. I thought it was
Speaker 1: they keep the leather vests on when they bang. Okay,
Speaker 1: they get don't want to they pull the boots to
Speaker 1: the side. I just feel like I appreciate that show
Speaker 1: because they so oftentimes when you watch sex scenes like
Speaker 1: it's all about like really really really kind of objectifying
Speaker 1: the female. Whereas that show gives you an appreciation of
Speaker 1: the male form. Do you see the dick? You don't
Speaker 1: see the dick, it's you'll see the girls boobs. But
Speaker 1: that's the problem though, it's never a real sex scene.
Speaker 1: Does give you what I mean, But you don't want
Speaker 1: to see. You don't want to see. You don't want
Speaker 1: to see's naked Boddy either. Oh wait, hold on this,
Speaker 1: yes I do. She's I mean season two Issa is
Speaker 1: cuter than season one, honestly, honestly and truly, Like, if
Speaker 1: there's a mirror in the room, I'm gonna look at myself. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Privilege. But you guys, if you're
Speaker 1: having sex and there's a mirror in the room, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna check. You're not gonna could just hell no,
Speaker 1: I know the angle was gonna be so wrong. It's
Speaker 1: not my life. I'm gonna have to move the mirror
Speaker 1: in the right angle. So I'm definitely not looking at
Speaker 1: the mirror. I'm looking in the mirror. Can you believe
Speaker 1: people that have a mirror on their roof, on the
Speaker 1: roof the roof, I'm like, is it? Hey, Arnold? Which
Speaker 1: remember that Hotel SLS in Miami and l a, they
Speaker 1: have mirrors. You're saying, Remember we've never been we've never
Speaker 1: broke down a whole vacation. Remember we're like, no, we
Speaker 1: don't obviously recall several times, you know, but I didn't pay.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you've seen the view of yourself. Well, I
Speaker 1: didn't have sex in this place, but I you know,
Speaker 1: I saw myself and I was like, oh, I see
Speaker 1: why people come here, all right? For sure? God, so
Speaker 1: you didn't have sex there. No, I didn't, but I
Speaker 1: looked up and I was like, oh, I see why
Speaker 1: people come here like this is to watch themselves. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm here for me. Sex is awkward and sex is
Speaker 1: like weird, and you're not gonna look as good as
Speaker 1: you think you do. I don't know, I feel like
Speaker 1: I have been. Okay. So the host Centennial is off
Speaker 1: to a pretty slow start. I was. I said to
Speaker 1: Sydney today, it's there's twelve months in the year. I
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna get twils bodies. She thinks he
Speaker 1: thinks I should do like five or six year. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In the fourth month, it's it's two dudes. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: The whole summer, bitch, hot summer. You know, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: business will be booming with wares are exposed. When wow,
Speaker 1: do you want some dick? When the yachts are out,
Speaker 1: the tits are out, when they are at the twelve culture,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we need to go on a chirp
Speaker 1: all fours literally just going to tell you. He's going
Speaker 1: to ask you what's your favorite city to travel to
Speaker 1: in New York and your favorite bronx in in this
Speaker 1: nation that we live in. Where do you like to
Speaker 1: go that's only in the United States? Yeah, the stamps
Speaker 1: in the pastor I would definitely want to go to
Speaker 1: back to Spain or go to Cuba. I feel like,
Speaker 1: is the window closing on Cuba now? But it is.
Speaker 1: As soon as the Kardashian Soon just went over there.
Speaker 1: I was like they went to Cuba, the window was closed.
Speaker 1: They did a whole episode, they had the cameramany thto
Speaker 1: over there. I was like, there were because there was
Speaker 1: just like a four year grace period where it was
Speaker 1: cute to go and now it's like, not, you can't
Speaker 1: do it anymore. It's like somebody in a contour and
Speaker 1: fucking Cuba. You like it's done, You're not going. But
Speaker 1: Spain is the original Cuba. Yeah, and the original when
Speaker 1: I went to Toletto, it might be that title of
Speaker 1: that might be you gotta do you have to have
Speaker 1: the at and that's both your dr But I'm Toletto, super,
Speaker 1: let's take a trip together. You're trying to get tropical
Speaker 1: about it. You want nice weather, you want to wet
Speaker 1: baby weave. Yes, that's Cuba. But then if you go
Speaker 1: to Spain, if you go there, like not when it's
Speaker 1: too cold, but not when it's too hot, like like
Speaker 1: a seventy five eight, I feel like seventy five month?
Speaker 1: What month? Um, I'm gonna say like a June seven
Speaker 1: could be at the end August. Okay, still for my
Speaker 1: birthday in September, and we could go spread summer September.
Speaker 1: All right, what about you? I we've been talking about
Speaker 1: doing a Tokyo trip. Actually, I would honestly, Black people
Speaker 1: are so cool. Yeah, they would think that we're both
Speaker 1: Serena Williams exactly a sad you guys are you guys
Speaker 1: would be hounded on Serena or Beyonce selfie steaks after
Speaker 1: like the fifth the fifth person who stops you once
Speaker 1: you take a picture with you. I feel like that
Speaker 1: would get annoying. No, what's this? Not? Just posing? Just
Speaker 1: giving them shoulder, just getting shoulder. Remember, Wesley, I do
Speaker 1: owe money to government? Malcome x. What about ever? Anywhere
Speaker 1: are you trying to go? Damn? Honestly, I see that
Speaker 1: the table is a circle, and I knew it was
Speaker 1: coming to me, but I was not prepared. Were you
Speaker 1: want to go back to Paris? Best friends city Green
Speaker 1: is currently in France? I want to do Paris for
Speaker 1: like a month. Do you remember the house when a
Speaker 1: girl got taken and taken? Where she got took? Where
Speaker 1: she got taken to? She got to? And I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about the second movie. No, she got she got
Speaker 1: took anyway, the French doors, The bread is fresh, the
Speaker 1: one would you go to bard Is? Sheap? I would
Speaker 1: go in the hot summer, probably because I wanted to
Speaker 1: be cloudy. I hate when it's like, you know, the
Speaker 1: weather is just I just want to wear like a
Speaker 1: red off the shoulders and we have a little bread
Speaker 1: on the type little bread bread. Let me be honest.
Speaker 1: When we went to Paris, Henry and I went a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago and it was like May June,
Speaker 1: so it was getting hot. It feels like New York heat,
Speaker 1: like you know when New York gets okay, saying that
Speaker 1: I should go you should go whatever Tember in September,
Speaker 1: back in September, exactly. You. I feel like this because
Speaker 1: you didn't love Paris. We did. We were there for
Speaker 1: one day. We like we took we we were in Amsterdam,
Speaker 1: which we never should have left Amsterdam. It is the
Speaker 1: best city in the world. We were in Amsterdam and
Speaker 1: like we took, we entered, the car drove down and
Speaker 1: we like hit Paris and then we got there and
Speaker 1: didn't have enough time just when we had to get back,
Speaker 1: so we were just there long enough for like to
Speaker 1: be like yelled at at a launch by a waitress
Speaker 1: and it was press but it was our only experience
Speaker 1: and they were really But I don't want us to
Speaker 1: have to wear coats like no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like like a breezy, easy, beautiful girl. Okay,
Speaker 1: And Matt, your answer is Amsterdam, sister cities, cities, gorgeous. No.
Speaker 1: I would also love to go somewhere interesting, like we've
Speaker 1: been talking about going to Tokyo. I would love that.
Speaker 1: I also love to go to like Beijing. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like what about Thailand. We've been we're just doing things
Speaker 1: out now. Sin No, I don't know about Thailand. I
Speaker 1: get a little I get nervous because I need to
Speaker 1: bring my vapepen. What does that mean? We can't do that.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna let you bring weed into China. They well,
Speaker 1: I'll give them the eyes. They're gonna be like, lu
Speaker 1: I'm giving the eyes right now. What are they doing
Speaker 1: to you? These cocaine blinks? Cocaine cocaine? Oh my god, sorry,
Speaker 1: you know what just played accidentally? This week's voice memo
Speaker 1: you bet? Okay, So we have a new segment on
Speaker 1: the show. It's called voice Memo you Bitch, where we
Speaker 1: have a friend of the podcast, in fact, the best
Speaker 1: friend of the podcast send in a voice memo to
Speaker 1: us detailing um their feelings. Yes, so the one this
Speaker 1: week is from another really great duo, great friends of ours.
Speaker 1: So this is just the episode of duos. We've got usked,
Speaker 1: We've got to sit and Marie and we're gonna be
Speaker 1: here from This is coming from Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson.
Speaker 1: I got to listen to this. I believe he's going
Speaker 1: to be on our show next Wednesday. Mr Josh Sharp
Speaker 1: is on the show. Okay, great, So this is from
Speaker 1: Josh and Aaron and this is UM. I believe there. Well,
Speaker 1: let's just listen to it. I haven't heard it yet. Okay, knock, knock,
Speaker 1: mademoiselle your door. This is Josh and this is Aaron UM.
Speaker 1: We've been asked literally minutes ago to send a voice
Speaker 1: memo in for the episode. Now. I have not heard
Speaker 1: the last couple of episodes. I'm very busy at work
Speaker 1: and tending to my polyp um, so I really don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk this is. And I have listened
Speaker 1: to I'm Joel, can booster call in and do this
Speaker 1: voice memo bit? And I have to say I don't
Speaker 1: understand it. And that may not be a fault of
Speaker 1: the bit. I think that is more a fault of Joel.
Speaker 1: That's where we are, but regardless, that's the place where
Speaker 1: at we don't really get the bit. We think it
Speaker 1: might be strong for the bit, for you and for
Speaker 1: your brand and for your sort of podcast universe. If
Speaker 1: we sort of like take a bold choice, give some
Speaker 1: structure to the bit. You play with the bit exactly
Speaker 1: have fun with the bit. So we want to offer
Speaker 1: you some chances to interact with us right now the room,
Speaker 1: and we have some sort of like leading questions and
Speaker 1: things for all of it. Let's get right in. Let's
Speaker 1: get right into it. Okay, So Matt, you would like
Speaker 1: you to compliment Bowen in this moment, please, Um, I
Speaker 1: will say that I agree with the mass that actually
Speaker 1: faster and a deeper compliment. But you really did deep something.
Speaker 1: You really think Bowen is good at. I think that
Speaker 1: you are an amazing person. I think your energy right
Speaker 1: now for you to um sing a little a pop
Speaker 1: hook and it can be from an existing song or
Speaker 1: for a song that you haven't been to complete original
Speaker 1: for you can take. That was really incredible. M Sydney Sydney, Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Wow. We would like you to give
Speaker 1: everyone at the table to three people the middle names
Speaker 1: that they should have, the middle names that they should
Speaker 1: have been born with. Okay, Okay, Marie Davante, you're Matt
Speaker 1: Jackson and your and finally I love Jackson. We're just
Speaker 1: gonna assume you've done that, Okay, and then, um, Marie,
Speaker 1: Marie High, we're not really friends. We're not really friends,
Speaker 1: and certainly not as much as we are with sort
Speaker 1: of the rest of the day. If the three of
Speaker 1: us were going on a little first date, what would
Speaker 1: your dream first date being? And already ers and we
Speaker 1: can we can go outside, and we can host, we
Speaker 1: can travel whatever. What do you think? Okay, so I
Speaker 1: wasn't ready. I feel like it would have to be
Speaker 1: just a really messy, boozy brunch where like a friend
Speaker 1: worked and was like hooking us up. Also, okay, you
Speaker 1: know what, I love it. Yes, you don't want to
Speaker 1: pay at all? No, I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want the three of us to pay. I'm to stop
Speaker 1: you there. And that's where the day ended. Thank you,
Speaker 1: What a beautiful day. Okay, and then one last little
Speaker 1: thing and then we'll get out of here. Um. Just
Speaker 1: it would be great if all four of you could
Speaker 1: right now list the eighty most influential people to culture
Speaker 1: of all time. And okay, I'm time time. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry you're not culture. Um anyway, look for us, um,
Speaker 1: look for our podcast soon, madam door, goodbye, goodbye. I
Speaker 1: love that beautiful. It was so beautiful. Can I say
Speaker 1: something nice? Yes? No, I get why people like listen
Speaker 1: to this for real? This is so good. Good an
Speaker 1: hour in five minutes because before she was like, why
Speaker 1: the two of them she was she was like, no,
Speaker 1: this is so good. That's actually a new segment. It
Speaker 1: happens to be a hit happens, and it's a different
Speaker 1: call in voice memo every time. Every time. It's so good,
Speaker 1: and you guys will call in too. We need that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real messy, and yeah, that's good. You
Speaker 1: should be messy. Honestly, I love the idea of the
Speaker 1: first time meeting a friend and being like a boozy brunch.
Speaker 1: That's such a good. Yeah, something's going to get lost
Speaker 1: early in the day though, like your keys or your servix,
Speaker 1: like it's too much your serves. I keep it together.
Speaker 1: I have a good keep it together, my friend. I
Speaker 1: put my together self fun in my right pocket, wallet
Speaker 1: in my left pocket, keys in my little jacket pocket
Speaker 1: and also sets. But here's the thing, now that it's
Speaker 1: getting warmer, I really don't like it because you lose
Speaker 1: a lot of pockets. It's not what am I have
Speaker 1: to carry a bag. Man, I'm gonna rob you later,
Speaker 1: thank you for you gotta get a little bad. And
Speaker 1: my vape is of course in my jacket pocket weed
Speaker 1: vape and not a cigarette vape. No, we have actually
Speaker 1: a weed vape. Although you know who's obsessed Our good
Speaker 1: friend Dave. He's obsessed with the little jewel tobacco, little
Speaker 1: tobacco for Dave and his save tobacco. He loves that.
Speaker 1: He loves that. He's gorgeous. There's no way he should
Speaker 1: be having tobacco in his life. Also, his boot is cute,
Speaker 1: like they're very cute. Aerial likes the tobacco vape to
Speaker 1: we were We were over there watching Elena the other night,
Speaker 1: and they are addicted to their jewels. They love their jewels.
Speaker 1: And they also live in Harlem, so as you've got
Speaker 1: the address, they make lapsters over there. They made a
Speaker 1: gorgeous dinner on sad Sunday. Yes, what was the app
Speaker 1: it was? It was pastia heavy, but he made two
Speaker 1: different kinds of pastable, almost like a boat situation. That
Speaker 1: was like a light. And then we had an angel
Speaker 1: hair and like can we mess his Dave and be
Speaker 1: like boo. He would literally love that. And he made
Speaker 1: the most amazing meatballs. And to me, meat balls are
Speaker 1: when I have a good meat while I'm a happy
Speaker 1: bit your heart, my full heart. Um, let's move on.
Speaker 1: To I don't think so, honey. Let's move on to
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So this would be the
Speaker 1: section of the podcast that I would say probably the
Speaker 1: people get most fired up about. Okay, yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: one minute to take to rail against something in culture.
Speaker 1: And both of these ladies have been on our live
Speaker 1: show and absolutely just the gig. I feel like I've
Speaker 1: remembered this but also forgot this. Will come in and
Speaker 1: we'll go first, and then you guys go. We will
Speaker 1: go first. I have one that I'm actually a little
Speaker 1: fired up about, but it's going to be loose and
Speaker 1: I feel good like me to go first. You can
Speaker 1: go first. I have one too, but let's let's go
Speaker 1: ahead and have you go first. Okay, this is Matt Rodgers.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People on the left side of
Speaker 1: the escalator who aren't walking. You live in New York
Speaker 1: City and this is something that you know. Ah, So
Speaker 1: if you've decided to go on the left side of
Speaker 1: the escalator, chances are when you look in front of you,
Speaker 1: there is no one there and there's a ship ton
Speaker 1: of people on the right side. This means that the
Speaker 1: aisle is clear for a reason. This is a traffic
Speaker 1: lane and you have to proceed through it. I can
Speaker 1: not imagine being the kind of person who would stand
Speaker 1: on the left side of an escalator and look in
Speaker 1: front of me, see no one, look behind me and
Speaker 1: see everyone, and not take action. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I will say this. I might make an exception if
Speaker 1: you have a bad next to you. Oh wait, no,
Speaker 1: I fucking won't take the bag and put it in
Speaker 1: front of you or rest it on your feet. I
Speaker 1: swear to God. People have things to do, places to go.
Speaker 1: Get a sense of urgency, you stupid bitch. Oh and
Speaker 1: that's one minute. What about the elderly, honey? What about
Speaker 1: should be on the right side, should be in an
Speaker 1: uberpool pool instead of the escalator. Elderly should be in pools. Actually,
Speaker 1: real coach number A hundred and seven all elderly. And
Speaker 1: I felt very strongly about that, because guess what, like
Speaker 1: the seconds count in the subway, the minutes count. And look, yes,
Speaker 1: this is me being like a New York bitch, but
Speaker 1: like I'm a New York bitchy and so is most
Speaker 1: everyone else. And I don't like commiserating in the subway.
Speaker 1: I don't like looking at other people on the subway,
Speaker 1: even if it's the communal moment of can you believe
Speaker 1: this bitch isn't walking, well, you're rude if you got
Speaker 1: all those like constraints and ship but should be chartering
Speaker 1: you to where you need to go. But but the
Speaker 1: left lege is the fast lane. There's no rules in
Speaker 1: New York City, bitch that goes No, they're unspoken rules.
Speaker 1: They're unspoken to us. But these are rules that are
Speaker 1: all in stone, like in places like d C. Like
Speaker 1: that is, everyone knows where they're supposed to be. And
Speaker 1: you don't have that degree of orderliness in New York
Speaker 1: and that's a shame. Whatever. But wasn't the DC mayor
Speaker 1: getting doing crack? So? Like no, that was And there's
Speaker 1: a movie coming out about him, and who's playing him again?
Speaker 1: Who's playing him again? Somebody fat and or white? Some
Speaker 1: crazy actors playing him actor And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: James Franco, Damian, it's the guy from Homeland who cares. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is I don't think so, honey, his time
Speaker 1: will start now. I don't think so, honey, motherfucking flies. Bitch.
Speaker 1: There are many flies in my office right now. In
Speaker 1: my entire team of trained u X designers is having
Speaker 1: to do part time. We're swatting these motherfucker's dead and
Speaker 1: drag them. Evolution is a poison because you know what,
Speaker 1: these flies are getting smarter and more dexterous, and the
Speaker 1: reflexes are getting better and better every year, Mama queen
Speaker 1: and bitch, at the end of the day, no matter
Speaker 1: how much you evolve, you're still feasting on human ships
Speaker 1: like this, Bitch, I don't think so honey flies, because
Speaker 1: you know what, we need you. Where do you fit
Speaker 1: into the evolute? Where do you fin into the food chain? Oh,
Speaker 1: frogs need you in order to live, frogs them, But
Speaker 1: I don't think so many frogs well around, Queen, I
Speaker 1: don't need you frogs. What am I gonna do? People
Speaker 1: cooked fried your little legs up and ate them, and
Speaker 1: now we're over it. For centuries, we're serving in a
Speaker 1: chitty Vegas Chinese buffets and that's the only place where
Speaker 1: you can find fried frog legs. We don't need you
Speaker 1: frogs or flies. I don't think the only spring animals.
Speaker 1: That's one minute, Can I tell you what those are.
Speaker 1: That's like sometimes like you slay and I fail, and
Speaker 1: sometimes but we both slay, I think because we made
Speaker 1: the point and it's felt. And also I have to
Speaker 1: read you right now. You're gonna read me. Yes what
Speaker 1: because I had lunch today with your roommate and he
Speaker 1: claims that you guys have mice. Now, that's not my problem.
Speaker 1: It's not probably through the no, no, you didn't throw
Speaker 1: me on anything because gave from the bus. I'm going
Speaker 1: to lift the bus up from under me, like a
Speaker 1: pregnant woman on a doorphan like a mom trying to say,
Speaker 1: you can't explain these mice. And it's no one in
Speaker 1: the house. It is no one's except for the people upstairs.
Speaker 1: They moved and oh, don't blame it her neighbors. Isn't
Speaker 1: your house they moved there and the rats they were
Speaker 1: broilers hurrying downstairs. Think so, honey, people who got insects
Speaker 1: or mice and be like it's the neighbor's No, it's
Speaker 1: in your house. Oh my god. They no way to
Speaker 1: get to your house way and it's always signed away
Speaker 1: where there's a rat. Alright, they are mice. I want
Speaker 1: to make the distinction. They are mice. Yes, okay, so listen,
Speaker 1: it's for Sydney alright, so you still be Sydney Washington's
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. He starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. People who think Beyonce is a diva
Speaker 1: because she doesn't want people posting on flattering photos of her,
Speaker 1: excuse me. First of all, how can you take a
Speaker 1: bad picture of Beyonce? You can because you have a
Speaker 1: Samsung Galaxy is pixelated. You can't with a GoPro. You're
Speaker 1: getting her from terrible angles. You're all the way in
Speaker 1: the back by the bathroom. That's why you're posting unflattering pots. Listen,
Speaker 1: she is the queen. She has so many photos on
Speaker 1: Instagram for you to pick and shoes to post. Why
Speaker 1: must you post your dusty ass photos of this godly woman?
Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't like people who post
Speaker 1: on flattering photos of their friends, even though they look
Speaker 1: good at the whole picture of picture. Away. You're telling
Speaker 1: me you can't find a good picture of all of us,
Speaker 1: of all of them. Don't post it. They don't you
Speaker 1: know you need you need to take a picture of
Speaker 1: me and then just post it on the photo that
Speaker 1: you want that works for you. You are not my friend.
Speaker 1: If you do that, then I'm following you and blocking
Speaker 1: you and reporting you because you I don't need that
Speaker 1: type of negativity in my life. How dare you? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. And that's one minute. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I knew that was so. No one will ever do
Speaker 1: that again. Don't make that. Are you? Are you going
Speaker 1: to read me because you said that? Set? Because right
Speaker 1: now the the the picture that was released for last
Speaker 1: week's episode with Michael Lury. I feel like I look
Speaker 1: shitty and you look very good. I don't know. No, no,
Speaker 1: let me see the photo here. I feel like I
Speaker 1: saw it and I liked it and it was fine.
Speaker 1: Let me see. No, it's not good for me, and
Speaker 1: it's not a good position for me. Is he looks
Speaker 1: he looks great? No, it's not. I don't like your shoulder.
Speaker 1: That shoulder looks like it has like low blood low blooh,
Speaker 1: look very sick. Show good. No, it doesn't look like
Speaker 1: you don't Okay, yeah, the shoulder that's not good. Shoulder
Speaker 1: is weird, but also not really. That could have a
Speaker 1: photo of Michael either. Tell you any of us is glowing? No, no,
Speaker 1: in his dead broom sweater. He's saying, did you approve Bowen?
Speaker 1: He's serving face to one who puts them all together.
Speaker 1: Be nice to you. I know I don't think of
Speaker 1: Honey Bowen posting Dusty s photos as well? How dare
Speaker 1: you I post dust yes photos of myself all the time?
Speaker 1: That's John your botoast jaw. You know that you got
Speaker 1: at the threaded it. No way with it. Don't say
Speaker 1: you don't face tone, I don't face soon and good
Speaker 1: now I know the sister out to you my face.
Speaker 1: My excavators are going to unearth this fucking jaw line
Speaker 1: for the summer Trust Okay, oh my god, we'll think
Speaker 1: it was an iconic Thank you. Just want to everyone
Speaker 1: the red wine that was filled is now cleaned up.
Speaker 1: And one of these days we need to hear from you. Joe. Well,
Speaker 1: I think the viewers want to know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Maybe one of these days for the intro, you can,
Speaker 1: we can jump you on it and we can have
Speaker 1: just an update from HPT. Can you say something off
Speaker 1: Mike to the to everyone right now? Okay, but in
Speaker 1: the meantime, in the now, in fact, we have Marie
Speaker 1: Marius is Marie houstons, I don't think so, honey, her
Speaker 1: time starts now ready. I don't think so, Internal Revenue Service.
Speaker 1: You take the money out of my check federal and
Speaker 1: state throughout the year, and I got to make sure
Speaker 1: you did your job. On April seventeen, says why is
Speaker 1: that my job? Because I think you're checked like you
Speaker 1: collecting the check. Then you got the nerve the or
Speaker 1: death the quar cassity to audits. My blessing, You've got
Speaker 1: a lot of nerves dollars that I didn't claim. Is
Speaker 1: my money you need? It worked? I woke up early,
Speaker 1: I waited for the car to arrive. I chopped in,
Speaker 1: I stole a water and set them and then I
Speaker 1: went to the job. Okay, why am I? Why am
Speaker 1: I paying state taxes? If the sub the sidewalk is
Speaker 1: still rocky, the streets still choppy, and I still have
Speaker 1: to fight to get in and out of my building
Speaker 1: in the wintertime, but the sult is not laid down.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Internal Revenue Service. I suck a dick, okay,
Speaker 1: because Donald Trump has not paid his taxes, and while yes,
Speaker 1: why I do not feel that we should pay tax
Speaker 1: at all? If I didn't vote for you. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to pay a salary. Yes, okay. It always just
Speaker 1: frustrates me so much when you hear about like oh,
Speaker 1: well they're going to an extra security up a Trump
Speaker 1: Tower or whatever, blah blah blah, it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's where the security. Melania could suck another dick. She
Speaker 1: had sucking that one. I'll tell you that much. You
Speaker 1: can kill in her face and it's like not a
Speaker 1: damn thing. I mean, she sucked it a green card
Speaker 1: and then she was like case clothes, she crossed the legs.
Speaker 1: I would suck a dick for a green card if
Speaker 1: I needed it, but you don't. I don't won't, but
Speaker 1: you don't do any of us, not not not for
Speaker 1: this country. But if I do need to get into
Speaker 1: another country, I would. That's so funny because we were
Speaker 1: just talking about, um, I got audited in two thousand twelve,
Speaker 1: but just realized just today and I owe six thousand
Speaker 1: dollars right, And then when we was like what would
Speaker 1: you do to get this money? Girl? Would did you
Speaker 1: suck a dick for? So? I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: haven't done it in like five years, so it's going
Speaker 1: to be real dry um but rates that but giving
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars like you don't know. I had a
Speaker 1: second there there. You could go down to the financial
Speaker 1: district and there that's where they are. I worked down there,
Speaker 1: that is where those work, and then I could get
Speaker 1: the six. No, I'm saying that anybody young and willing
Speaker 1: could go down to and not get down a quick
Speaker 1: ten can I look down there and they'll be like,
Speaker 1: sitting here, Gertie Martini, don't think I'm a waitress, suck you.
Speaker 1: He's upselling. He said ten K you can get money.
Speaker 1: I think I could get four and one and one
Speaker 1: sitting of the face. No, I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: think I would have to go to Dubai, get shot
Speaker 1: on Dubai. Yeah, I would have to go to Dubai,
Speaker 1: be on a yacht, get shut for three days, shut
Speaker 1: for ten day for three days. Ten K one time
Speaker 1: you can pop on me. Yeah, And I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: a view while I'm getting shot on. But you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't eat the view the vial. You can't eat
Speaker 1: the view. Another front runner for the title of episode
Speaker 1: listen hate all I'm gonna say, I hate everyone here.
Speaker 1: All I want to say is if you listen to
Speaker 1: this episode and you are trying to not go tonight
Speaker 1: a hot box over at at all at miss eight
Speaker 1: pm with featuring such stupid idiots as Josh Sharp on
Speaker 1: the bill and these two hosting. Come on, I don't
Speaker 1: get you. I don't get you got this is one
Speaker 1: of my the funnest episodes we've done. You would so
Speaker 1: he would guess what he says through every goddamn episodes.
Speaker 1: He says, through every goddamn episode, who is dick? No? No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it makes me jealous. Look
Speaker 1: for more of Marie and Sydney if you love this
Speaker 1: as much as I do. And Matt does listen to
Speaker 1: them on the unofficial aide, such a good pod went
Speaker 1: on very soon do because we're gonna schedule this and
Speaker 1: we're gonna make it happen. It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait. You're gonna have handerines
Speaker 1: for you in cream cheese. I love that. I love
Speaker 1: both of those things. And I'm gonna sneak in some
Speaker 1: Japanese video game style they record, they record over and
Speaker 1: there is a checkers outside. I'm going I told you
Speaker 1: the first thing I said when I walked into your
Speaker 1: an apartment was you know I just had He went
Speaker 1: to Checkers. He pulled his laptop out. He asked for
Speaker 1: the WiFi. They were like, oh I did. They were like, um,
Speaker 1: this check is Yeah, I did. I used my laptop
Speaker 1: at the Checkers and I watched the view. He was
Speaker 1: very bold and beige over there and very bold in bage.
Speaker 1: I just try to watch the view at Checkers. I did.
Speaker 1: You didn't keep the view at check your kid trying
Speaker 1: to watch the view. This is unbelievable, you guys, Mae F. Houston.
Speaker 1: This is this is the best and every episode with
Speaker 1: the song and finished. We have to finish that song
Speaker 1: about what you did before there was emotion emotions okay,
Speaker 1: so now it's the mash up. Have you raised me
Speaker 1: and emotions? Okay? You raise me so taken? Shut dating
Speaker 1: me up. I'm clot up in sorrow last s when
Speaker 1: I am on raow you raise me up to all good.
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