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Speaker 1: you while I'm sitting. I don't suppose it's because Sydney's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's the taste. Show them up in the kitchen, Marie,

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Speaker 1: is this is this a diet thing you can talk

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Speaker 1: whole premise of it, do you guys? You two would

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Speaker 1: I think it would be a very it would be

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Speaker 1: a very good. Like literally every episode is just Marie

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Speaker 1: everybody's dinner? I'm like, dude, and by everybody you on

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Speaker 1: a day And She's like, but I'm here and sometimes

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Speaker 1: Really done that? She thought, Yeah, I'm not real friendship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not real friendship. Whole side? Are you on? Bore

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Speaker 1: playing the Face's hosting? Thank you, Thank you Bowen. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate you. He's hosting the both of you, playing both sides.

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Speaker 1: But by the end of this podcast, I will have

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Speaker 1: chosen a side that makes me trash and you class.

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Speaker 1: And that's the brand. Honey. I'm here for everything. All

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Speaker 1: Murray have at the premiere Hey guys, Marie, have I

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Speaker 1: ever coming on here? Have I ever stopped you from

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Speaker 1: getting dick that you truly honestly wanted? I mean, if

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Speaker 1: I truly honestly wanted the dick I was gonna get

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Speaker 1: honestly and truly never done anything to stop Murray from

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Speaker 1: getting whatever she wanted, if anything, I left you. I

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Speaker 1: she's a good win woman. I am a great wine

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Speaker 1: make things happen. She doesn't, Marie. If you got to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, I'll hold a conversation you need

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Speaker 1: me to hold. I don't heard you? Okay, see that, Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Because yesterday I was minding my black as business and

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Speaker 1: We had a E nine socially on the sheet, closed

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Speaker 1: the right, and he came up and he was like

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Speaker 1: real kind of like, you know, he's asking me questions

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Speaker 1: go pee. I get up to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I come back and Sydney's talking to him. But she

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Speaker 1: she's trying to make it seem now like she was

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Speaker 1: holding the fort for me. But it's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want him, even if he wanted me, didn't

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Speaker 1: need to show or HBO show or something. I feel like,

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Speaker 1: that's you got some time. You at least have time

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Speaker 1: he's got. He's divorced to girl. Girl, girl, get you,

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Speaker 1: the ball in the air. I looked at little in

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Speaker 1: the schedule book. I said, oh, she got Saturday, and

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Speaker 1: she just give Sydney your schedule. She can book these

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Speaker 1: things from She'll just pop up where I am. Yes,

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Speaker 1: very true, but like if I curiously lived through Marie

482
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Speaker 1: because I'm in a relationship. I can't do it. There's

483
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Speaker 1: no ship to do. I'm sober as fuck, there's no

484
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Speaker 1: like getting into trouble. She has Marie's number, she sees

485
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Speaker 1: my Instagram story. She knows where the funk I'm at, Like,

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Speaker 1: her girlfriend will text me and I'll be like, Sydney,

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Speaker 1: are we together? And we'll be together? But I'm like,

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Speaker 1: are we together? She goes to you first, because Sydney's

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Speaker 1: phone dies alast she don't be charging again. I have

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Speaker 1: charged Sidney's personally, you have, I believe. But her girlfriend

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Speaker 1: will be like, hey, and I'll get that screenshot. Are

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Speaker 1: we together? Even though she's sitting right next to me,

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Speaker 1: are you here? Because I don't know, Like I don't

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Speaker 1: know what she told her she was going to be

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Speaker 1: a good friend. Yeah, but you're showing you're putting in

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Speaker 1: the points for me to be like, this is my friend.

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Speaker 1: My writer die And you need to give people these tests.

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Speaker 1: You have to do these tests. If you're in a relationship,

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Speaker 1: will they will they cover for you? You gotta cover

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Speaker 1: from I mean, I think she knows that I would

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Speaker 1: lie for you, cheat and steal for me. I mean

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Speaker 1: I want, I want to kill. I feel like you

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Speaker 1: stepped on a road for me. The roach was not

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Speaker 1: at my home. Outside the home. Yes, of course you would.

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Speaker 1: You would kill for her? No kill? He fairly hugs me.

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Speaker 1: She definitely ain't killing nobody. Would you killed for each other?

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Speaker 1: You see what these people are doing over? Yes? But

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to. I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: kill for me, but definitely a lie for you, lie

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Speaker 1: for me if we are struck, just yes, I want

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Speaker 1: I think I would kill for you, but I don't

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Speaker 1: want to go to jail. Okay, see, I would go

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Speaker 1: A legit scenario I thought of the other day is

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543
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Speaker 1: and set it off? Yes, many mistakes. Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: is everything that Janelle Monet is doing. God, the looks

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. People assume that I'm a lesbian all the

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're like this is this this is the

631
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Speaker 1: one with the abbs. But everything that Janelle Money is doing,

632
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: it's unapologetic, it's fun, it's woman, it's black. I feel

633
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: like all that she's she's wearing colors. I'm wearing colors now.

634
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm wearing are you black? Now? But I

635
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: bought a red dress today. I bought a yellow jacket. Okay, okay,

636
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm doing colors now. What are you? Where you? Where's

637
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: this money coming? Beause I feel like I got some

638
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: money coming in. Oh you know what I did? Got

639
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: taxes yesterday. The refund is cute. It's gonna be cute. Yeah,

640
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: you already knew you. I deducted everything I went through

641
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: the bank recta. Are you guys? Are you guys literally

642
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: fishing receipt out of every single flight I took last year?

643
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: I was like that was for work business. Every uber

644
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: I took out a town that was for work. If

645
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: I did a show, I did a show, and I

646
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: did one show in Denver, and I was in Denver

647
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: for like four days. I fluted, didn't fly at never

648
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: for the show allegedly alleged and all of that written.

649
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: You wrote off the Damien concert that was research research.

650
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: We went to Miami, that was for work. Damn even

651
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: put the Miami flow that you did a show while

652
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: you were there. It was every coffee I drank while

653
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: I worked well because I was a host on a

654
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: tour guide. I was a tour guide. Yeah, and I

655
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: need the coffee to be able to stay caffe to

656
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: stay doing my job well. And so I wrote those coffees.

657
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot the Miami flights. That's okay Denver, Like, no, bit,

658
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: you can't write it off coffee. I mean, that's in office.

659
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: It's a business expense. I felt like somebody from the

660
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: I R S would definitely listen to this podcast. But

661
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,760
Speaker 1: maybe somebody, yeah, but I feel I feel like they're good, Rye.

662
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: They would have your back. Lab I wrote that off.

663
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: The refund is going to be cute. It's gonna be

664
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Speaker 1: that swab want this yellow jacket today? Why don't you

665
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: wear in your dfls? I met you up a month

666
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: just for last color. I wore a black sequined cat

667
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: suit coming and we were supposed to do six minutes.

668
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: I did nine. Yes, I was she didn't give stage

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00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: for a cool nine minute and you know it's your

670
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 1: How many people would you think? Was there like maybe

671
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: five or six? I was told seven people, and I

672
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going to do any crowd work

673
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: because I like to talk to people when I'm performing.

674
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: I get on they don't like, I'm just gonna do

675
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: my sit. I get up on stage, I'm like, sorry,

676
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm talking about. And it was CrowdWork,

677
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: but CrowdWork, but you did. It was like a black bodysuit.

678
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Speaker 1: It was a tight black sequence catch when I has

679
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Speaker 1: the same catch at the same one in a photograph,

680
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: but I but I got mine and I didn't know

681
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: that she had it. Abs screaming out of the fashion.

682
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: Abs were just and then I'm like, I'm gonna do

683
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: my last joke. I'm gonna put the mic down, I'm

684
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: gonna walk away, and like I say my last joke

685
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: and then I go, don't look at my butt when

686
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: I walk away, and Sunny looked at my flat. But anyway,

687
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: that ll Janelle is absolutely killing it and just her

688
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: just ute unquote old stuff. But like I was, I

689
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: was with a friend and then like he put on

690
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: like the old like the Archandraid, and I was like, damn,

691
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 1: this is like this is college streaming, Like I fucking

692
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: lived for this when it came out and Janelle and

693
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: Janelle's nailing it, and I can't wait for to see

694
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: her get like super super big time mainstream attention post

695
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: post these movies she's doing. She had always acting fairly well,

696
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: you know, she's solid seven at least she wasn't Hire

697
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: and Shot seven. She did the assignment, and she wasn't Moonlight.

698
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: She was the cool girlfriend in Moonlight did the assignment

699
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: in that movie. I gave her an eight and Moonlight

700
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: she poured whatever water lemonade for for the young boy

701
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: young boy like a professional. Absolutely definitely character. Can we

702
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: briefly just for a when we talk about how I

703
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: was disappointed in Moonlight, how can we get to me

704
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: first and then we get to my left? I mean,

705
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: I just feel like, we're already here, can we just

706
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: put Unfortunately, we're going to have to return to. We're

707
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: gonna return to and the answer to what was up

708
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: about Moonlight coming very soon, very soon. But the culture

709
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: in your life, the pop culture in your life, that

710
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: was show stopping. I watched her Awkward Black Girl when

711
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: I sucked a dude in his apartment that was missing

712
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: a roof. He was escaped, was missing a roof and

713
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: missing missing part of the roof. He kept me in

714
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: his apartment the next day because I was obviously hungover

715
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: and with but he was like, listen, we should watch

716
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: this web series. I've been watching it. It's really funny.

717
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: You're in comedy, and I really think that this girl

718
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: will inspire you. This is when she didn't have a lot.

719
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: There was when like, you know, the hair was the

720
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: way it was, cheeks, she was, there was no wardrobe,

721
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: no nothing, was just literally a web series and it

722
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: was her being as awkward as she as she could

723
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: possibly be, but also funny. And I was like, that's me.

724
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a little weird, but also I'm

725
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: very honest and open about it, and I'm like there

726
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: should be more people out there like that not everybody's cool,

727
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: So you went hard after seeing that? Yeah, I just

728
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Speaker 1: I feel like when people look at you, they don't

729
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: see awkward. Did you just look like the mean black

730
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: girl in all the movie? But she opens her mouth

731
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh wow when you hear my story,

732
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: so awkward. Yeah, this is a messy. But as I'm saying,

733
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh my god, she's okay. She

734
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: is talking about like this crazy day she went on

735
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: with this eighty year old man. That's great. Stuff like that. Like,

736
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm very honest, and I think people don't expect that

737
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: considering how I look. They think that I'm gonna like

738
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: be put together, and I'm not. I was a contail

739
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: waitress for ten years. That's why I look the way

740
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: I look. But that's not how I really am. That's cool,

741
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: that's it's it's very it's a cool dichotomy that you present.

742
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what white women like most of my twinnies,

743
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: they know how to look like they got it together.

744
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: And then you go in a bag and a person

745
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 1: like is that a twinking from two years ago? Shamble?

746
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a credit card? Do you

747
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: have a pin? That's leaking. What is in the doesn't

748
00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: have as what are you doing? What I'm that's leaking

749
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 1: baking and you know it's true. I'm gisa, I mean, iconic, incredible,

750
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: very happy that it's such a success. I cannot wait

751
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: for the third season. It's a show that you watch

752
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: and the first couple episodes are cool, but then you

753
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: actually realize how into it you are. I hate all

754
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 1: of the main characters on the show, definitely. They're They're

755
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: not likable people, and they do really dumb things that

756
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm screaming at the screen and at this point I'm

757
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: just watching to see how it ends. But that is

758
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: real life. Real people are not that likable. We do

759
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: a lot of fun the ship if nobody's like everybody

760
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: in the room right now. Yeah, okay, So the one

761
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: scene in Insecure that really pissed me off. She was

762
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: at with that like Spanish dude or whatever. He wants

763
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: to take a dinner to get like, you know, some

764
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: sangria or whatever, some Spanish table wine, and she's like

765
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: pulling her bra remember, and she put the phone in

766
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: the cup. I said, Sis, you're trying to set the

767
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: mood with this dude. That just wants to get to

768
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: know you, and she's like, no, you can leave, and

769
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: I was like, girl like, I was like, you wouldn't

770
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: have enough titty first of all to do all these stuff.

771
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: He's to see you lifting your chest up. He's like,

772
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: come on, girls, like your sternum is. You're presenting your

773
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: stern um. But I don't. Let's go get some steak.

774
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: And then Molly is banging this dude who says that

775
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: he's in an open thing. But I think he's lying.

776
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: He's definitely lying. You think it's a lie. I think

777
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: he's lying. Wow, I never thought of it like that. Well,

778
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: first of all, they're a black couple. There are no

779
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: open relationships, and a black couple that's not what we do.

780
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: We like either mind or you out. He's pretty hot. No,

781
00:43:53,640 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: he's not. Just would and I've been saying it. I

782
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 1: have not caught up to this since it's Molly Stillton

783
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: and I haven't like updated. And we are going to

784
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: talk now are going to spoiler for anyone? Well? Where

785
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: where where did you leave of? I just just started

786
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: season so she I'm sorry you got a home theater

787
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: and you not caught up? You I love just showed

788
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: him his first episode of Housewives of Atlanta because it

789
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: is the best of all they just started Housewives in general.

790
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: Impressed the reunion the other night. It was so amazing, amazing.

791
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: Nini gave Kim the business. Ain't nobody, Ain't nobody care

792
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: about your relationship with say no, no one cares? House

793
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: not even finished? Was fired by why that's what? When?

794
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: Because because and this I heard, it's confirmed. But what

795
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: was said was that the women are fully done with Kim.

796
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: They do not want to hang out with him anymore.

797
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: Kim has her show, whatever she's been. Kim came for

798
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 1: the check and a whole successful like personality drinking career.

799
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: But she did What does Sara offer with a boyfriend

800
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: that's not going to get out of prison until one

801
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: and she is best friends and align herself with the

802
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: person no one wants to fun with her? Yeah, she's not.

803
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: She is not doing her job. She's not doing her

804
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: job because they're right, she is not an equal opportunity

805
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: bone collect No, she's not. She's trying to stay in

806
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: with Kim, which is do we all remember she Bay?

807
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: Can we get into more doggers? When you will come out?

808
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: Spring summer September that's gonna be everything I've been told

809
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: to watch from the beginning, and I'm like boy. Spring

810
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: summer September, she released a fashion line. She's the original

811
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: fashion nova, right, and it was called She by Scharay

812
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: and it was like a fashion show party, like in

813
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: her house. I will speak out for Shari though I

814
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: love Shari. Gabrielle Union claims that say actually had a

815
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: cute boutique in Atlanta and that game you really have time.

816
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: I don't have think gabriel Union has any reason to lie.

817
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: She seemed like the booty black girl that would lave.

818
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: Gabriel Union seems like the type of person that was interesting.

819
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if I trust, I trust investor. In

820
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: this podcast, we actually are to thank our sponsor, gabriel Union.

821
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: She's in this new like it's sort of like books Room.

822
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: She's in this new movie that's like a take in

823
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: for Mom's. You said that she books, but you know

824
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: she auditioned for Scandal and did not book. She was

825
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: the first one up, which is number one loser. Really

826
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 1: didn't get the check. I really didn't the harsh Marie

827
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: where we are at. I'm not a Gabrielle Union fan.

828
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: Although Sydney does look like in a certain light Gabrielle

829
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 1: Union with the right field, she just seemed real uppity

830
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: and boogee like everything that she like, she just seems

831
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 1: very unlikable to me. Do you remember when I think

832
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: it was like I'm not sure what event it was.

833
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: I think it was like like Essence Women of the

834
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: Year or something. She stepped forward and she was like

835
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: she was giving given some honor, and she stepped forward

836
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: and said flat out, I used to be really that

837
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: person who was wishing that you all would fail. Yeah,

838
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: and she was like, I've hated you guys. She said

839
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: that every single one I saw that and bring it on.

840
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she she tried. She's coming forward

841
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: and saying, you know, and I wish I could change

842
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 1: the person that I was. And also you have to understand,

843
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: like this is a part of all of us because

844
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: there's only so many spots for us, so we have

845
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: to make more room for ourselves, is what is what

846
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: she arrived at. Said, But that's because she also didn't

847
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: have power at the moment. She has the power to

848
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: uplift other people who are around her and below her,

849
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: So she got no power now nobody checking for recommend

850
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: She on her Instagram. She does like a woman crush Wednesday.

851
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: She shall always other people who other entertainers. She's good

852
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: at that. She's helping you get a job though you

853
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: can't even herself, kid Shonda Land, you know what I mean.

854
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: She's in the queen of that. She's an expert in shade.

855
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: She's an expert in lamps. Are you are your carry? Washington?

856
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: Is this about a carry? Carry? Watching it on that show?

857
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: Because I watched the first season of skin this is amazing,

858
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: and it was like she got real, annoying, real facts

859
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: as the right wing the writing. I'm telling you every

860
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: Shonda Rhime show and bless for having. But after season three,

861
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: that bitch does not She's not she's not, she's not president.

862
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: She sets a show up and it has the best

863
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: years of its life when she is very involved, and

864
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: then she backs up to start something new, and you

865
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: have Gray's Anatomy season forty two with a lion loosen

866
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: with lion was loose in the hospital. No no, no,

867
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm saying very well, could be there breaking that story

868
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: for Sweep. The finale is going to be meteor hits

869
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 1: the hospital. That's going to arm again isn't bad? Is

870
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: the episodes that Shanda has written, like the Code Black

871
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 1: episode of the JJ episode she wrote the and they're

872
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: amazing pieces of television. Yeah, I just I need my

873
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: pop culture icons to always be using their power for good. Well,

874
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: that's what happens when you got She got How to

875
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: get Away with Mercy She's I mean, also, can we

876
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: talk about how every time I see them make Viole

877
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: the Davis take her wig and her makeup off. I

878
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: am upset as a one that happens more than as

879
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: a black woman, But strace the funk out of me

880
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: because we did so much to get to where we

881
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: are to take our wig off it. But she has

882
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 1: the pawns. You are every very top and now you're

883
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: wiping her makeup. It's people. I don't know, dude. I

884
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: just thought that she's wiping off the makeup and the

885
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: week I was a cat that I said, who wrote

886
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: that in there? It couldn't have been shown her wig off?

887
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: You do. That's someone else show. She's the executive producer.

888
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: What you were talking about, how you want your pop

889
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: icons to do their use their powers for stay committed

890
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: to the products you start Yeah, but that's that's that's

891
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: asking for a lot, sir, because people got to secure bags,

892
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: They got to make sure other people are getting paid.

893
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: They can't stay on one project forever. They gotta do

894
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: other things. I believe that that's true. But then at

895
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: least have the respect for your product to hire some

896
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 1: one that's gonna come there and bring the same level

897
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,760
Speaker 1: of excellence. And she can find those people, and she doesn't.

898
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: I mean like to say that we used to joke

899
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: about Grey's Anatomy in the beginning and say this is

900
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: going to turn into the Er. Oh my god, I

901
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: got into the R again and I was like, oh

902
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: my god. One to three I was in it. I

903
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: have never seen the er. You have to Marie. Yes,

904
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: I mean R was on point in the beginning, but

905
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: the later seasons of R were mediocre. They weren't bad

906
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 1: ladship bad. I believe that. I believe that. I just

907
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: I feel like, but you know, Seanna just got that

908
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: little Netflix put put ninety million dollars that like, she

909
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: gotta she's making money. She doesn't have time money, and

910
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: I do not regret her that. And I understand that

911
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: she came forward and said I'm going to have a

912
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: goddamn empire, and she has done that. But as a consumer,

913
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 1: like sis, keep it cute for the whole eight seasons

914
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: or just or just ended after end, or or just

915
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: have violin not take our wig off. That's why I'm

916
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, keep the wig. You are the black

917
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 1: Meryl stream, the Black Violet. Sydney's cultural moment was Issa,

918
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: should we go back to this moonl what's so? First

919
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: of all, his friend was adorable the whole movie, the

920
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: old version of the friend. I was like, okay, that's

921
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: a casting thing. Okay, I was not here for that.

922
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: But then when he was like you know, they were

923
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 1: on the phone and he was like, I cook for you,

924
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: I was like, go back, have sex. You don't see it.

925
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: No sex. I'm the is the toaster of it. You

926
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: make it t that's it. That's that's girl, not not

927
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: everything has to be sexualized. And I wanted to see that.

928
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: That That's what I wanted. The movie was so slow

929
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: at the end. I was like that everybody always suck

930
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 1: and like top blocker, extraordinary. You heard it here first, folks,

931
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: Not everyone's always sucking sucking, they are, And it's like,

932
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: when can we get to something that's like actual substance.

933
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: Not everything got to be about sex care how they

934
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: have to pull they dig out. You can have both.

935
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: I think that we all appreciated the moment at the

936
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: end where they finally got comfortable enough to say their

937
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: true feelings, and that was beautiful. That was probably what

938
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: would have happened after that, is they have a physical moment,

939
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: and it would have been not nice to see that

940
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: because I needed to, like jack off to at home.

941
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that, But that depiction of them

942
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 1: being able to have that moment, I think it's important.

943
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: And I also have the same problem with Call Me

944
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: by Your Name, which didn't show the sex. I have

945
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: not seen that movie yet, but they also don't show

946
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: the sex. They cut away from the sex. Well, he

947
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: was like a cool Twilve, But it's important. It's important

948
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,760
Speaker 1: to see that. No, I feel like in like gay culture,

949
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: like everything is sexualized. Everybody's always saying that that's what

950
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 1: it's out there though, always just walk outside and just

951
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: find a dick in second, which is not true. Do

952
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: we have standards? So sometimes and sometimes there's something between

953
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: finding dick. Also, the struggle is real. Some sometimes it's

954
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: not so easy to just catch it. It's really not

955
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: and it's not even about It's not even about and

956
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: this is not even about like a going against any

957
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: sort of sex positivity. It's just like there there are

958
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 1: we're being presented with this thing of like look just

959
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: Instagram presenting you with abs. It's like pictures of abs

960
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 1: of other guys that as it's like what no, will No,

961
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: that's not it really does. It makes you feel um

962
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: bad because A you're not sucking that person, and be

963
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: also you have to be like, oh is this the bar? Now?

964
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Whenever I see someone looking insane,

965
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: looking like like right now we are fully in spring,

966
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: and I've been talking about the thirst traps, it's like,

967
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: I don't begrudge anyone posting a thirst trap. I think

968
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: if you look good and you feel good, it's just

969
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: that when it's everyone all at once, I and also

970
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: who cares how I feel? But like the first warm

971
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: day that we had last weekend, so your body was

972
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: already ready? Fuck you, yeah, a surprised warm day and

973
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: everyone reveals that they already and I'm not here for them.

974
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: Creamy thigh, Okay, you put on a long linen paint.

975
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: So you're telling me you had a thigh gap this

976
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: whole time, this whole winter. Gives me please, no, it's now,

977
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: please please? I said, oh, so wait, your whole body

978
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: is ready, but your feet were ready. Called it out

979
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: like everybody got their their legs out, their arms out,

980
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: but your feet. Though, let's talk about this though you

981
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: are on ankle patrol. Yeah, tell the winter it's done,

982
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: but tell the hurry for the children that don't know

983
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: at home, not a listening that don't know what is?

984
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: What's what's going on over the winter with you on

985
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: Instagram and being on patrol ankle expose people who are

986
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: just have the whole ankles out. They'll be full on

987
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: like it's Antarctica. It's madd cold outside. They got in

988
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: Canada goose yes, right off top and then the ankles.

989
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: It's like you're at the beach. They have a crop

990
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: at the beach. It doesn't make sense you're also, it

991
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense people who have like the ripped jens.

992
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 1: Have you seen the ripped jeans with the leggings underneath? Heth?

993
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: Can we talk abow if you have the genes ripped,

994
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: there should not be tights, but that those are dancers.

995
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: Dancers will be doing that people on the on the

996
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: train that I'm like, since you don't lift, you don't purouette,

997
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: you don't do no, no, no first position, second position,

998
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: no please, no grange. You're going to get some hate

999
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 1: from this podcast. You're gonna find me, please, you canna

1000
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: find me on the infercial experts. Yes, oh yeah, But

1001
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: if it was just because people are trying to keep

1002
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: in with the trend, because like, ankles are in, but

1003
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: it's two degrees were outside, we were outside and it

1004
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: was literally like it was snowing. It was like a

1005
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: blizzard outside and this woman was walking out all her

1006
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: ankles out. She didn't even have a boot on. It

1007
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: was like a regular slide. It was like a mule.

1008
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: Can I ask you do you confront? Do you document?

1009
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: Or you do you confront and document? I document. I

1010
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: confront people I know. I don't come from people I

1011
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: don't know, but I definitely document people I don't know.

1012
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: And that was all over the place, and people started

1013
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: to send me ankles and I was like, this is

1014
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: getting out of here. I know you could have started

1015
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: a blog. People made well. I did a little coffee

1016
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: table book coffee table book. I did a little movie

1017
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: that it was a short film called Ankles in the

1018
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: City and it was a short film festival. I had

1019
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: like little music, I had like the ankles had a story,

1020
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: so it was great. And then there was one video

1021
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: of a dude who had sandals on complete sandals in

1022
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: the winter. It was an Asian. Yeah, sorry, so sorry,

1023
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: sorry not sorry? Can I say? I feel like I'm

1024
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: finding what's happening right now and I feel like it

1025
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: is Matt and Sydney and it is Bowen and Marie

1026
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: because you you guys are giving like French have it together.

1027
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: We're like, we don't know another language. But I'm connecting

1028
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: with Sidney and you're connecting with Marie in some ways too.

1029
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: Where we're talking about all this, Matt hasn't looked at

1030
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: me once today. What are you talking about? Is like

1031
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: this Haitian hands ash and she gets col You've kept

1032
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: your hands under the table. Matt. That's like, no, thank you.

1033
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Literally, we just had a

1034
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: moment where we were on the same side. What were

1035
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: we talking about? We don't even remember. I also agree

1036
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: there should have been sexy, but I felt like I

1037
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:07,439
Speaker 1: presented something pretty strong about why there wasn't sex. Yeah,

1038
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: that's that's not a good host. I'm there. Look what

1039
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: did I say at the beginning that I would choose

1040
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: a side? Are you choosing Marie? I'm kind of angled

1041
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: this way. Now he's angled. She's saying there should be

1042
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 1: less sex in movies her why first of all, the

1043
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: sex is fake? Girl, But that's not really bad acting.

1044
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: You're seeing bad quality cinema. So okay, so what sex

1045
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: scene and what movie that you were like, yes, that

1046
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: is Titanic. Titanic. You should not have said this. I'll

1047
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: tell you what show gives you a good sex Sons

1048
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: of Anarchy? Really, yes, I have never seen the lead

1049
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: start of it is Charlie Hunt Human. He's a show

1050
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 1: that has bow and arrows, got proper bone arrows. They

1051
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: got Charlie Davidson's and leather jacket. I thought it was

1052
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: they keep the leather vests on when they bang. Okay,

1053
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: they get don't want to they pull the boots to

1054
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: the side. I just feel like I appreciate that show

1055
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 1: because they so oftentimes when you watch sex scenes like

1056
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: it's all about like really really really kind of objectifying

1057
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: the female. Whereas that show gives you an appreciation of

1058
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: the male form. Do you see the dick? You don't

1059
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: see the dick, it's you'll see the girls boobs. But

1060
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: that's the problem though, it's never a real sex scene.

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01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: Does give you what I mean, But you don't want

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01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: to see. You don't want to see. You don't want

1063
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: to see's naked Boddy either. Oh wait, hold on this,

1064
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: yes I do. She's I mean season two Issa is

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01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: cuter than season one, honestly, honestly and truly, Like, if

1066
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: there's a mirror in the room, I'm gonna look at myself. Okay,

1067
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Privilege. But you guys, if you're

1068
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: having sex and there's a mirror in the room, you're

1069
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: not gonna check. You're not gonna could just hell no,

1070
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: I know the angle was gonna be so wrong. It's

1071
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: not my life. I'm gonna have to move the mirror

1072
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: in the right angle. So I'm definitely not looking at

1073
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: the mirror. I'm looking in the mirror. Can you believe

1074
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 1: people that have a mirror on their roof, on the

1075
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: roof the roof, I'm like, is it? Hey, Arnold? Which

1076
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: remember that Hotel SLS in Miami and l a, they

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01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 1: have mirrors. You're saying, Remember we've never been we've never

1078
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: broke down a whole vacation. Remember we're like, no, we

1079
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:38,439
Speaker 1: don't obviously recall several times, you know, but I didn't pay.

1080
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, you've seen the view of yourself. Well, I

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01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 1: didn't have sex in this place, but I you know,

1082
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: I saw myself and I was like, oh, I see

1083
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: why people come here, all right? For sure? God, so

1084
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: you didn't have sex there. No, I didn't, but I

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01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: looked up and I was like, oh, I see why

1086
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: people come here like this is to watch themselves. Yeah, okay,

1087
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm here for me. Sex is awkward and sex is

1088
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: like weird, and you're not gonna look as good as

1089
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: you think you do. I don't know, I feel like

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01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: I have been. Okay. So the host Centennial is off

1091
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: to a pretty slow start. I was. I said to

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01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: Sydney today, it's there's twelve months in the year. I

1093
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna get twils bodies. She thinks he

1094
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: thinks I should do like five or six year. Yeah.

1095
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: In the fourth month, it's it's two dudes. Okay, that's fine.

1096
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: The whole summer, bitch, hot summer. You know, Oh yes,

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01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:37,040
Speaker 1: business will be booming with wares are exposed. When wow,

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01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: do you want some dick? When the yachts are out,

1099
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: the tits are out, when they are at the twelve culture,

1100
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we need to go on a chirp

1101
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: all fours literally just going to tell you. He's going

1102
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 1: to ask you what's your favorite city to travel to

1103
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: in New York and your favorite bronx in in this

1104
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: nation that we live in. Where do you like to

1105
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 1: go that's only in the United States? Yeah, the stamps

1106
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: in the pastor I would definitely want to go to

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01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 1: back to Spain or go to Cuba. I feel like,

1108
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 1: is the window closing on Cuba now? But it is.

1109
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: As soon as the Kardashian Soon just went over there.

1110
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: I was like they went to Cuba, the window was closed.

1111
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: They did a whole episode, they had the cameramany thto

1112
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 1: over there. I was like, there were because there was

1113
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: just like a four year grace period where it was

1114
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: cute to go and now it's like, not, you can't

1115
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: do it anymore. It's like somebody in a contour and

1116
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: fucking Cuba. You like it's done, You're not going. But

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Speaker 1: Spain is the original Cuba. Yeah, and the original when

1118
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 1: I went to Toletto, it might be that title of

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01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: that might be you gotta do you have to have

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Speaker 1: the at and that's both your dr But I'm Toletto, super,

1121
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: let's take a trip together. You're trying to get tropical

1122
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: about it. You want nice weather, you want to wet

1123
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: baby weave. Yes, that's Cuba. But then if you go

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01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: to Spain, if you go there, like not when it's

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01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,680
Speaker 1: too cold, but not when it's too hot, like like

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01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: a seventy five eight, I feel like seventy five month?

1127
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 1: What month? Um, I'm gonna say like a June seven

1128
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: could be at the end August. Okay, still for my

1129
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: birthday in September, and we could go spread summer September.

1130
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Speaker 1: All right, what about you? I we've been talking about

1131
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:09,439
Speaker 1: doing a Tokyo trip. Actually, I would honestly, Black people

1132
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 1: are so cool. Yeah, they would think that we're both

1133
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: Serena Williams exactly a sad you guys are you guys

1134
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 1: would be hounded on Serena or Beyonce selfie steaks after

1135
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,919
Speaker 1: like the fifth the fifth person who stops you once

1136
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: you take a picture with you. I feel like that

1137
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 1: would get annoying. No, what's this? Not? Just posing? Just

1138
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 1: giving them shoulder, just getting shoulder. Remember, Wesley, I do

1139
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: owe money to government? Malcome x. What about ever? Anywhere

1140
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: are you trying to go? Damn? Honestly, I see that

1141
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: the table is a circle, and I knew it was

1142
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 1: coming to me, but I was not prepared. Were you

1143
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: want to go back to Paris? Best friends city Green

1144
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: is currently in France? I want to do Paris for

1145
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: like a month. Do you remember the house when a

1146
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: girl got taken and taken? Where she got took? Where

1147
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 1: she got taken to? She got to? And I'm not

1148
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: talking about the second movie. No, she got she got

1149
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: took anyway, the French doors, The bread is fresh, the

1150
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: one would you go to bard Is? Sheap? I would

1151
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 1: go in the hot summer, probably because I wanted to

1152
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: be cloudy. I hate when it's like, you know, the

1153
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 1: weather is just I just want to wear like a

1154
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: red off the shoulders and we have a little bread

1155
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: on the type little bread bread. Let me be honest.

1156
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: When we went to Paris, Henry and I went a

1157
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 1: couple of years ago and it was like May June,

1158
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: so it was getting hot. It feels like New York heat,

1159
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: like you know when New York gets okay, saying that

1160
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 1: I should go you should go whatever Tember in September,

1161
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 1: back in September, exactly. You. I feel like this because

1162
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: you didn't love Paris. We did. We were there for

1163
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: one day. We like we took we we were in Amsterdam,

1164
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 1: which we never should have left Amsterdam. It is the

1165
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: best city in the world. We were in Amsterdam and

1166
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 1: like we took, we entered, the car drove down and

1167
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: we like hit Paris and then we got there and

1168
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: didn't have enough time just when we had to get back,

1169
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: so we were just there long enough for like to

1170
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: be like yelled at at a launch by a waitress

1171
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 1: and it was press but it was our only experience

1172
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 1: and they were really But I don't want us to

1173
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: have to wear coats like no, no, no, no no.

1174
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like like a breezy, easy, beautiful girl. Okay,

1175
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: And Matt, your answer is Amsterdam, sister cities, cities, gorgeous. No.

1176
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 1: I would also love to go somewhere interesting, like we've

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01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 1: been talking about going to Tokyo. I would love that.

1178
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: I also love to go to like Beijing. Yeah, just

1179
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:01,919
Speaker 1: like what about Thailand. We've been we're just doing things

1180
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,960
Speaker 1: out now. Sin No, I don't know about Thailand. I

1181
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 1: get a little I get nervous because I need to

1182
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: bring my vapepen. What does that mean? We can't do that.

1183
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: They're not gonna let you bring weed into China. They well,

1184
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:16,320
Speaker 1: I'll give them the eyes. They're gonna be like, lu

1185
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 1: I'm giving the eyes right now. What are they doing

1186
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: to you? These cocaine blinks? Cocaine cocaine? Oh my god, sorry,

1187
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:36,679
Speaker 1: you know what just played accidentally? This week's voice memo

1188
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: you bet? Okay, So we have a new segment on

1189
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: the show. It's called voice Memo you Bitch, where we

1190
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: have a friend of the podcast, in fact, the best

1191
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,720
Speaker 1: friend of the podcast send in a voice memo to

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01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 1: us detailing um their feelings. Yes, so the one this

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01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: week is from another really great duo, great friends of ours.

1194
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: So this is just the episode of duos. We've got usked,

1195
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,800
Speaker 1: We've got to sit and Marie and we're gonna be

1196
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 1: here from This is coming from Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson.

1197
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 1: I got to listen to this. I believe he's going

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01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: to be on our show next Wednesday. Mr Josh Sharp

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01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: is on the show. Okay, great, So this is from

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01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:18,160
Speaker 1: Josh and Aaron and this is UM. I believe there. Well,

1201
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:22,120
Speaker 1: let's just listen to it. I haven't heard it yet. Okay, knock, knock,

1202
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 1: mademoiselle your door. This is Josh and this is Aaron UM.

1203
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 1: We've been asked literally minutes ago to send a voice

1204
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: memo in for the episode. Now. I have not heard

1205
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: the last couple of episodes. I'm very busy at work

1206
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 1: and tending to my polyp um, so I really don't

1207
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: know what the funk this is. And I have listened

1208
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,479
Speaker 1: to I'm Joel, can booster call in and do this

1209
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 1: voice memo bit? And I have to say I don't

1210
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 1: understand it. And that may not be a fault of

1211
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 1: the bit. I think that is more a fault of Joel.

1212
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 1: That's where we are, but regardless, that's the place where

1213
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: at we don't really get the bit. We think it

1214
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: might be strong for the bit, for you and for

1215
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,519
Speaker 1: your brand and for your sort of podcast universe. If

1216
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: we sort of like take a bold choice, give some

1217
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:09,600
Speaker 1: structure to the bit. You play with the bit exactly

1218
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 1: have fun with the bit. So we want to offer

1219
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 1: you some chances to interact with us right now the room,

1220
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,320
Speaker 1: and we have some sort of like leading questions and

1221
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: things for all of it. Let's get right in. Let's

1222
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:24,439
Speaker 1: get right into it. Okay, So Matt, you would like

1223
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 1: you to compliment Bowen in this moment, please, Um, I

1224
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,719
Speaker 1: will say that I agree with the mass that actually

1225
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 1: faster and a deeper compliment. But you really did deep something.

1226
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 1: You really think Bowen is good at. I think that

1227
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 1: you are an amazing person. I think your energy right

1228
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 1: now for you to um sing a little a pop

1229
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 1: hook and it can be from an existing song or

1230
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,759
Speaker 1: for a song that you haven't been to complete original

1231
01:10:52,360 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 1: for you can take. That was really incredible. M Sydney Sydney, Yes,

1232
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 1: oh my god. Wow. We would like you to give

1233
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 1: everyone at the table to three people the middle names

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01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: that they should have, the middle names that they should

1235
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:15,719
Speaker 1: have been born with. Okay, Okay, Marie Davante, you're Matt

1236
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: Jackson and your and finally I love Jackson. We're just

1237
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:27,160
Speaker 1: gonna assume you've done that, Okay, and then, um, Marie,

1238
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:31,360
Speaker 1: Marie High, we're not really friends. We're not really friends,

1239
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 1: and certainly not as much as we are with sort

1240
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: of the rest of the day. If the three of

1241
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,719
Speaker 1: us were going on a little first date, what would

1242
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:44,560
Speaker 1: your dream first date being? And already ers and we

1243
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 1: can we can go outside, and we can host, we

1244
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 1: can travel whatever. What do you think? Okay, so I

1245
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,560
Speaker 1: wasn't ready. I feel like it would have to be

1246
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 1: just a really messy, boozy brunch where like a friend

1247
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: worked and was like hooking us up. Also, okay, you

1248
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: know what, I love it. Yes, you don't want to

1249
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 1: pay at all? No, I don't want to. I don't

1250
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,920
Speaker 1: want the three of us to pay. I'm to stop

1251
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,640
Speaker 1: you there. And that's where the day ended. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: What a beautiful day. Okay, and then one last little

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01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 1: thing and then we'll get out of here. Um. Just

1254
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 1: it would be great if all four of you could

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01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 1: right now list the eighty most influential people to culture

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01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:37,280
Speaker 1: of all time. And okay, I'm time time. I'm so

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01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 1: sorry you're not culture. Um anyway, look for us, um,

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01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 1: look for our podcast soon, madam door, goodbye, goodbye. I

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01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 1: love that beautiful. It was so beautiful. Can I say

1260
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:57,800
Speaker 1: something nice? Yes? No, I get why people like listen

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01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:01,720
Speaker 1: to this for real? This is so good. Good an

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01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,720
Speaker 1: hour in five minutes because before she was like, why

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01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:14,160
Speaker 1: the two of them she was she was like, no,

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01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: this is so good. That's actually a new segment. It

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01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:22,400
Speaker 1: happens to be a hit happens, and it's a different

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01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 1: call in voice memo every time. Every time. It's so good,

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01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,560
Speaker 1: and you guys will call in too. We need that.

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01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real messy, and yeah, that's good. You

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01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:35,280
Speaker 1: should be messy. Honestly, I love the idea of the

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01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,759
Speaker 1: first time meeting a friend and being like a boozy brunch.

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01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:43,080
Speaker 1: That's such a good. Yeah, something's going to get lost

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01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 1: early in the day though, like your keys or your servix,

1273
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,679
Speaker 1: like it's too much your serves. I keep it together.

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01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,640
Speaker 1: I have a good keep it together, my friend. I

1275
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 1: put my together self fun in my right pocket, wallet

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01:13:56,479 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 1: in my left pocket, keys in my little jacket pocket

1277
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 1: and also sets. But here's the thing, now that it's

1278
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,240
Speaker 1: getting warmer, I really don't like it because you lose

1279
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: a lot of pockets. It's not what am I have

1280
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 1: to carry a bag. Man, I'm gonna rob you later,

1281
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:13,680
Speaker 1: thank you for you gotta get a little bad. And

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01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 1: my vape is of course in my jacket pocket weed

1283
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: vape and not a cigarette vape. No, we have actually

1284
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:24,280
Speaker 1: a weed vape. Although you know who's obsessed Our good

1285
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:28,240
Speaker 1: friend Dave. He's obsessed with the little jewel tobacco, little

1286
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 1: tobacco for Dave and his save tobacco. He loves that.

1287
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 1: He loves that. He's gorgeous. There's no way he should

1288
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: be having tobacco in his life. Also, his boot is cute,

1289
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 1: like they're very cute. Aerial likes the tobacco vape to

1290
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,640
Speaker 1: we were We were over there watching Elena the other night,

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01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 1: and they are addicted to their jewels. They love their jewels.

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01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 1: And they also live in Harlem, so as you've got

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01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 1: the address, they make lapsters over there. They made a

1294
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 1: gorgeous dinner on sad Sunday. Yes, what was the app

1295
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,040
Speaker 1: it was? It was pastia heavy, but he made two

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01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,519
Speaker 1: different kinds of pastable, almost like a boat situation. That

1297
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,840
Speaker 1: was like a light. And then we had an angel

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01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:19,560
Speaker 1: hair and like can we mess his Dave and be

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01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 1: like boo. He would literally love that. And he made

1300
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 1: the most amazing meatballs. And to me, meat balls are

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01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: when I have a good meat while I'm a happy

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01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 1: bit your heart, my full heart. Um, let's move on.

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01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,600
Speaker 1: To I don't think so, honey. Let's move on to

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01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So this would be the

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01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 1: section of the podcast that I would say probably the

1306
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:49,080
Speaker 1: people get most fired up about. Okay, yeah, so it's

1307
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 1: one minute to take to rail against something in culture.

1308
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,040
Speaker 1: And both of these ladies have been on our live

1309
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:57,320
Speaker 1: show and absolutely just the gig. I feel like I've

1310
01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:00,479
Speaker 1: remembered this but also forgot this. Will come in and

1311
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 1: we'll go first, and then you guys go. We will

1312
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 1: go first. I have one that I'm actually a little

1313
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: fired up about, but it's going to be loose and

1314
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 1: I feel good like me to go first. You can

1315
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 1: go first. I have one too, but let's let's go

1316
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 1: ahead and have you go first. Okay, this is Matt Rodgers.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I

1318
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People on the left side of

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01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 1: the escalator who aren't walking. You live in New York

1320
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,680
Speaker 1: City and this is something that you know. Ah, So

1321
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,640
Speaker 1: if you've decided to go on the left side of

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01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:27,960
Speaker 1: the escalator, chances are when you look in front of you,

1323
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: there is no one there and there's a ship ton

1324
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:32,080
Speaker 1: of people on the right side. This means that the

1325
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,839
Speaker 1: aisle is clear for a reason. This is a traffic

1326
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:38,240
Speaker 1: lane and you have to proceed through it. I can

1327
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 1: not imagine being the kind of person who would stand

1328
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,600
Speaker 1: on the left side of an escalator and look in

1329
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,720
Speaker 1: front of me, see no one, look behind me and

1330
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: see everyone, and not take action. I don't think so, honey.

1331
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 1: I will say this. I might make an exception if

1332
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: you have a bad next to you. Oh wait, no,

1333
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:03,560
Speaker 1: I fucking won't take the bag and put it in

1334
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 1: front of you or rest it on your feet. I

1335
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:09,120
Speaker 1: swear to God. People have things to do, places to go.

1336
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:13,120
Speaker 1: Get a sense of urgency, you stupid bitch. Oh and

1337
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:15,559
Speaker 1: that's one minute. What about the elderly, honey? What about

1338
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,680
Speaker 1: should be on the right side, should be in an

1339
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:24,120
Speaker 1: uberpool pool instead of the escalator. Elderly should be in pools. Actually,

1340
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 1: real coach number A hundred and seven all elderly. And

1341
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,160
Speaker 1: I felt very strongly about that, because guess what, like

1342
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 1: the seconds count in the subway, the minutes count. And look, yes,

1343
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,479
Speaker 1: this is me being like a New York bitch, but

1344
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:42,880
Speaker 1: like I'm a New York bitchy and so is most

1345
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,000
Speaker 1: everyone else. And I don't like commiserating in the subway.

1346
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 1: I don't like looking at other people on the subway,

1347
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:49,760
Speaker 1: even if it's the communal moment of can you believe

1348
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:52,080
Speaker 1: this bitch isn't walking, well, you're rude if you got

1349
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:55,439
Speaker 1: all those like constraints and ship but should be chartering

1350
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 1: you to where you need to go. But but the

1351
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 1: left lege is the fast lane. There's no rules in

1352
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 1: New York City, bitch that goes No, they're unspoken rules.

1353
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:06,960
Speaker 1: They're unspoken to us. But these are rules that are

1354
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,560
Speaker 1: all in stone, like in places like d C. Like

1355
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 1: that is, everyone knows where they're supposed to be. And

1356
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: you don't have that degree of orderliness in New York

1357
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 1: and that's a shame. Whatever. But wasn't the DC mayor

1358
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:21,519
Speaker 1: getting doing crack? So? Like no, that was And there's

1359
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,760
Speaker 1: a movie coming out about him, and who's playing him again?

1360
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,400
Speaker 1: Who's playing him again? Somebody fat and or white? Some

1361
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:32,800
Speaker 1: crazy actors playing him actor And I was like, oh,

1362
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 1: James Franco, Damian, it's the guy from Homeland who cares. Okay, Okay,

1363
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,559
Speaker 1: so this is I don't think so, honey, his time

1364
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 1: will start now. I don't think so, honey, motherfucking flies. Bitch.

1365
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,200
Speaker 1: There are many flies in my office right now. In

1366
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:54,040
Speaker 1: my entire team of trained u X designers is having

1367
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:57,880
Speaker 1: to do part time. We're swatting these motherfucker's dead and

1368
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,400
Speaker 1: drag them. Evolution is a poison because you know what,

1369
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 1: these flies are getting smarter and more dexterous, and the

1370
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:06,439
Speaker 1: reflexes are getting better and better every year, Mama queen

1371
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:08,280
Speaker 1: and bitch, at the end of the day, no matter

1372
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:11,879
Speaker 1: how much you evolve, you're still feasting on human ships

1373
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:16,040
Speaker 1: like this, Bitch, I don't think so honey flies, because

1374
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,639
Speaker 1: you know what, we need you. Where do you fit

1375
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:20,559
Speaker 1: into the evolute? Where do you fin into the food chain? Oh,

1376
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,560
Speaker 1: frogs need you in order to live, frogs them, But

1377
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so many frogs well around, Queen, I

1378
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 1: don't need you frogs. What am I gonna do? People

1379
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 1: cooked fried your little legs up and ate them, and

1380
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 1: now we're over it. For centuries, we're serving in a

1381
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 1: chitty Vegas Chinese buffets and that's the only place where

1382
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,680
Speaker 1: you can find fried frog legs. We don't need you

1383
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 1: frogs or flies. I don't think the only spring animals.

1384
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:48,120
Speaker 1: That's one minute, Can I tell you what those are.

1385
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:51,439
Speaker 1: That's like sometimes like you slay and I fail, and

1386
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:56,559
Speaker 1: sometimes but we both slay, I think because we made

1387
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: the point and it's felt. And also I have to

1388
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,120
Speaker 1: read you right now. You're gonna read me. Yes what

1389
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,120
Speaker 1: because I had lunch today with your roommate and he

1390
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:06,040
Speaker 1: claims that you guys have mice. Now, that's not my problem.

1391
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 1: It's not probably through the no, no, you didn't throw

1392
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,400
Speaker 1: me on anything because gave from the bus. I'm going

1393
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:16,360
Speaker 1: to lift the bus up from under me, like a

1394
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:19,479
Speaker 1: pregnant woman on a doorphan like a mom trying to say,

1395
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:22,360
Speaker 1: you can't explain these mice. And it's no one in

1396
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:26,200
Speaker 1: the house. It is no one's except for the people upstairs.

1397
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:28,360
Speaker 1: They moved and oh, don't blame it her neighbors. Isn't

1398
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:33,080
Speaker 1: your house they moved there and the rats they were

1399
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:37,759
Speaker 1: broilers hurrying downstairs. Think so, honey, people who got insects

1400
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 1: or mice and be like it's the neighbor's No, it's

1401
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 1: in your house. Oh my god. They no way to

1402
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,759
Speaker 1: get to your house way and it's always signed away

1403
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:56,599
Speaker 1: where there's a rat. Alright, they are mice. I want

1404
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 1: to make the distinction. They are mice. Yes, okay, so listen,

1405
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:04,120
Speaker 1: it's for Sydney alright, so you still be Sydney Washington's

1406
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:07,679
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. He starts now, I don't

1407
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 1: think so, honey. People who think Beyonce is a diva

1408
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:12,640
Speaker 1: because she doesn't want people posting on flattering photos of her,

1409
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:16,120
Speaker 1: excuse me. First of all, how can you take a

1410
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 1: bad picture of Beyonce? You can because you have a

1411
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 1: Samsung Galaxy is pixelated. You can't with a GoPro. You're

1412
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 1: getting her from terrible angles. You're all the way in

1413
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:29,400
Speaker 1: the back by the bathroom. That's why you're posting unflattering pots. Listen,

1414
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:31,880
Speaker 1: she is the queen. She has so many photos on

1415
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:34,960
Speaker 1: Instagram for you to pick and shoes to post. Why

1416
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:38,639
Speaker 1: must you post your dusty ass photos of this godly woman?

1417
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't like people who post

1418
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,360
Speaker 1: on flattering photos of their friends, even though they look

1419
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: good at the whole picture of picture. Away. You're telling

1420
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 1: me you can't find a good picture of all of us,

1421
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:51,880
Speaker 1: of all of them. Don't post it. They don't you

1422
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:54,200
Speaker 1: know you need you need to take a picture of

1423
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,560
Speaker 1: me and then just post it on the photo that

1424
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:59,559
Speaker 1: you want that works for you. You are not my friend.

1425
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 1: If you do that, then I'm following you and blocking

1426
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: you and reporting you because you I don't need that

1427
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,040
Speaker 1: type of negativity in my life. How dare you? I

1428
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 1: don't think so. And that's one minute. Oh my god,

1429
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,120
Speaker 1: I knew that was so. No one will ever do

1430
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:13,760
Speaker 1: that again. Don't make that. Are you? Are you going

1431
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,280
Speaker 1: to read me because you said that? Set? Because right

1432
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:19,840
Speaker 1: now the the the picture that was released for last

1433
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,280
Speaker 1: week's episode with Michael Lury. I feel like I look

1434
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 1: shitty and you look very good. I don't know. No, no,

1435
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,439
Speaker 1: let me see the photo here. I feel like I

1436
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 1: saw it and I liked it and it was fine.

1437
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,200
Speaker 1: Let me see. No, it's not good for me, and

1438
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,360
Speaker 1: it's not a good position for me. Is he looks

1439
01:22:32,479 --> 01:22:35,719
Speaker 1: he looks great? No, it's not. I don't like your shoulder.

1440
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,719
Speaker 1: That shoulder looks like it has like low blood low blooh,

1441
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 1: look very sick. Show good. No, it doesn't look like

1442
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:55,920
Speaker 1: you don't Okay, yeah, the shoulder that's not good. Shoulder

1443
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,720
Speaker 1: is weird, but also not really. That could have a

1444
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:02,560
Speaker 1: photo of Michael either. Tell you any of us is glowing? No, no,

1445
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:07,360
Speaker 1: in his dead broom sweater. He's saying, did you approve Bowen?

1446
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:10,439
Speaker 1: He's serving face to one who puts them all together.

1447
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,000
Speaker 1: Be nice to you. I know I don't think of

1448
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:18,479
Speaker 1: Honey Bowen posting Dusty s photos as well? How dare

1449
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,639
Speaker 1: you I post dust yes photos of myself all the time?

1450
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 1: That's John your botoast jaw. You know that you got

1451
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:36,400
Speaker 1: at the threaded it. No way with it. Don't say

1452
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:39,720
Speaker 1: you don't face tone, I don't face soon and good

1453
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:48,160
Speaker 1: now I know the sister out to you my face.

1454
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:51,200
Speaker 1: My excavators are going to unearth this fucking jaw line

1455
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:54,599
Speaker 1: for the summer Trust Okay, oh my god, we'll think

1456
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:58,639
Speaker 1: it was an iconic Thank you. Just want to everyone

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Speaker 1: the red wine that was filled is now cleaned up.

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01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:06,400
Speaker 1: And one of these days we need to hear from you. Joe. Well,

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01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 1: I think the viewers want to know what's going on.

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01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:10,439
Speaker 1: Maybe one of these days for the intro, you can,

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01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:11,920
Speaker 1: we can jump you on it and we can have

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01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 1: just an update from HPT. Can you say something off

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01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 1: Mike to the to everyone right now? Okay, but in

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01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:24,759
Speaker 1: the meantime, in the now, in fact, we have Marie

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01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:27,160
Speaker 1: Marius is Marie houstons, I don't think so, honey, her

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01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:31,919
Speaker 1: time starts now ready. I don't think so, Internal Revenue Service.

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01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,640
Speaker 1: You take the money out of my check federal and

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01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:38,720
Speaker 1: state throughout the year, and I got to make sure

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01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:43,600
Speaker 1: you did your job. On April seventeen, says why is

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01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: that my job? Because I think you're checked like you

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01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 1: collecting the check. Then you got the nerve the or

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01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:56,559
Speaker 1: death the quar cassity to audits. My blessing, You've got

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01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:59,880
Speaker 1: a lot of nerves dollars that I didn't claim. Is

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01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:03,000
Speaker 1: my money you need? It worked? I woke up early,

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01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,160
Speaker 1: I waited for the car to arrive. I chopped in,

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01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:08,800
Speaker 1: I stole a water and set them and then I

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01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:12,160
Speaker 1: went to the job. Okay, why am I? Why am

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01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:15,560
Speaker 1: I paying state taxes? If the sub the sidewalk is

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01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:19,720
Speaker 1: still rocky, the streets still choppy, and I still have

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01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:22,479
Speaker 1: to fight to get in and out of my building

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01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:25,200
Speaker 1: in the wintertime, but the sult is not laid down.

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01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Internal Revenue Service. I suck a dick, okay,

1483
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:34,240
Speaker 1: because Donald Trump has not paid his taxes, and while yes,

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01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:41,519
Speaker 1: why I do not feel that we should pay tax

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01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,519
Speaker 1: at all? If I didn't vote for you. I shouldn't

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01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:46,479
Speaker 1: have to pay a salary. Yes, okay. It always just

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01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:49,240
Speaker 1: frustrates me so much when you hear about like oh,

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01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,080
Speaker 1: well they're going to an extra security up a Trump

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01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 1: Tower or whatever, blah blah blah, it's like, oh my god,

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01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:58,160
Speaker 1: that's where the security. Melania could suck another dick. She

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01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:00,120
Speaker 1: had sucking that one. I'll tell you that much. You

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01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:01,920
Speaker 1: can kill in her face and it's like not a

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01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,599
Speaker 1: damn thing. I mean, she sucked it a green card

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01:26:07,479 --> 01:26:11,439
Speaker 1: and then she was like case clothes, she crossed the legs.

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01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 1: I would suck a dick for a green card if

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01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 1: I needed it, but you don't. I don't won't, but

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01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:18,920
Speaker 1: you don't do any of us, not not not for

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01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:22,080
Speaker 1: this country. But if I do need to get into

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01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:25,080
Speaker 1: another country, I would. That's so funny because we were

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01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:28,759
Speaker 1: just talking about, um, I got audited in two thousand twelve,

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01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 1: but just realized just today and I owe six thousand

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01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:35,519
Speaker 1: dollars right, And then when we was like what would

1503
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:37,160
Speaker 1: you do to get this money? Girl? Would did you

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01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:39,600
Speaker 1: suck a dick for? So? I was like, oh, I

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01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,160
Speaker 1: haven't done it in like five years, so it's going

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01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:48,759
Speaker 1: to be real dry um but rates that but giving

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01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:53,800
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars like you don't know. I had a

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01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 1: second there there. You could go down to the financial

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01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:59,760
Speaker 1: district and there that's where they are. I worked down there,

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01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:04,080
Speaker 1: that is where those work, and then I could get

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01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:07,320
Speaker 1: the six. No, I'm saying that anybody young and willing

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01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,320
Speaker 1: could go down to and not get down a quick

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01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:12,120
Speaker 1: ten can I look down there and they'll be like,

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01:27:12,439 --> 01:27:15,160
Speaker 1: sitting here, Gertie Martini, don't think I'm a waitress, suck you.

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01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:20,160
Speaker 1: He's upselling. He said ten K you can get money.

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01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:23,360
Speaker 1: I think I could get four and one and one

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01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:27,240
Speaker 1: sitting of the face. No, I don't think so. I

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01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,679
Speaker 1: think I would have to go to Dubai, get shot

1519
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:34,719
Speaker 1: on Dubai. Yeah, I would have to go to Dubai,

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01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,880
Speaker 1: be on a yacht, get shut for three days, shut

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01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:41,920
Speaker 1: for ten day for three days. Ten K one time

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01:27:42,439 --> 01:27:46,200
Speaker 1: you can pop on me. Yeah, And I'm like, there's

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01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:49,040
Speaker 1: a view while I'm getting shot on. But you can't.

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01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:54,000
Speaker 1: You can't eat the view the vial. You can't eat

1525
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:57,639
Speaker 1: the view. Another front runner for the title of episode

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01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:02,160
Speaker 1: listen hate all I'm gonna say, I hate everyone here.

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01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:04,280
Speaker 1: All I want to say is if you listen to

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01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:07,439
Speaker 1: this episode and you are trying to not go tonight

1529
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:12,519
Speaker 1: a hot box over at at all at miss eight

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01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:16,640
Speaker 1: pm with featuring such stupid idiots as Josh Sharp on

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01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:19,720
Speaker 1: the bill and these two hosting. Come on, I don't

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01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:22,000
Speaker 1: get you. I don't get you got this is one

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01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:26,160
Speaker 1: of my the funnest episodes we've done. You would so

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01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,120
Speaker 1: he would guess what he says through every goddamn episodes.

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01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:35,800
Speaker 1: He says, through every goddamn episode, who is dick? No? No,

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01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:43,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it makes me jealous. Look

1537
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,960
Speaker 1: for more of Marie and Sydney if you love this

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01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,320
Speaker 1: as much as I do. And Matt does listen to

1539
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:52,559
Speaker 1: them on the unofficial aide, such a good pod went

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01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:56,720
Speaker 1: on very soon do because we're gonna schedule this and

1541
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:58,519
Speaker 1: we're gonna make it happen. It's gonna be so fun.

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01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,519
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait. You're gonna have handerines

1543
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 1: for you in cream cheese. I love that. I love

1544
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,600
Speaker 1: both of those things. And I'm gonna sneak in some

1545
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:11,439
Speaker 1: Japanese video game style they record, they record over and

1546
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:18,479
Speaker 1: there is a checkers outside. I'm going I told you

1547
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,000
Speaker 1: the first thing I said when I walked into your

1548
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,639
Speaker 1: an apartment was you know I just had He went

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01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:24,280
Speaker 1: to Checkers. He pulled his laptop out. He asked for

1550
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:27,320
Speaker 1: the WiFi. They were like, oh I did. They were like, um,

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01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:31,559
Speaker 1: this check is Yeah, I did. I used my laptop

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01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:33,600
Speaker 1: at the Checkers and I watched the view. He was

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01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:36,639
Speaker 1: very bold and beige over there and very bold in bage.

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01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:39,800
Speaker 1: I just try to watch the view at Checkers. I did.

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01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:43,840
Speaker 1: You didn't keep the view at check your kid trying

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01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:50,479
Speaker 1: to watch the view. This is unbelievable, you guys, Mae F. Houston.

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01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:53,560
Speaker 1: This is this is the best and every episode with

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01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:56,280
Speaker 1: the song and finished. We have to finish that song

1559
01:29:56,320 --> 01:30:00,719
Speaker 1: about what you did before there was emotion emotions okay,

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01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 1: so now it's the mash up. Have you raised me

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01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:11,880
Speaker 1: and emotions? Okay? You raise me so taken? Shut dating

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01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:21,439
Speaker 1: me up. I'm clot up in sorrow last s when

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01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:34,439
Speaker 1: I am on raow you raise me up to all good.

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Speaker 1: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:54,400
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