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Speaker 1: Brooke, Have you ever thought about what your retirement party

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Speaker 1: is going to look like when you finally finish out

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Speaker 1: your stint in radio? It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: it's like, who would you want there past promo kids

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Speaker 1: that you've influenced?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you mean kissed?

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Speaker 3: But oh wait, did I say that out last?

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Speaker 2: We're just saying kissed? Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: What about prior co hosts who would no doubt applaud

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Speaker 1: you and sing your praises as the best go.

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Speaker 2: Work to join you?

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Speaker 3: The video would go viral? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, what about the engineer who got detained at the

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Speaker 1: Las Vegas Airport for innocently playing with children in the terminal?

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Speaker 2: Which one I actually like him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is he welcome at the retirement party?

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Speaker 3: Because it wasn't misunderstanding? I mean, you just shouldn't as

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Speaker 3: a grown man, play with children who you have a

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Speaker 3: lot of recording equipment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, going through.

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Speaker 1: The airport sometimes you have to learn that lesson the

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Speaker 1: hard way he did it? Does it does sound great

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Speaker 1: looking back at all the people.

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Speaker 3: But I thought it sounded fun.

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Speaker 1: Just it's still probably better than the retirement party that

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Speaker 1: just happened at the California Department of Transportation in Monterey

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Speaker 1: because a guy named Gus was celebrating his last day there,

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Speaker 1: so during work hours at work, Booze was brought in

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Speaker 1: along with a stripper named Roxy.

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Speaker 3: Good. I used to work at a station where we

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Speaker 3: would have Margarita Fridays and our promotions director at a

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Speaker 3: blender at her office.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, and then the strip club.

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Speaker 3: DJ would come in in the mornings with us. Does

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Speaker 3: that count as a stripper?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would argue that radio job is a little

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Speaker 1: bit different than the California Department of Transportation, though a

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Speaker 1: different vibe. A bunch of the workers got into it.

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Speaker 2: Though, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They wall on the clock started throwing money at Roxy.

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Speaker 2: Which is the right thing to do.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you show up to work without ones

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Speaker 3: on that day, you're gonna look back.

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Speaker 1: Well, that was until the event was in a rough

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Speaker 1: by a supervisor who unexpectedly showed up and witnessed the

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Speaker 1: situation unfolding first hand and ripped up the show. No,

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Speaker 1: everybody scattered back to their desks, and Roxy was left

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Speaker 1: standing alone, half naked in the middle of the room

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Speaker 1: and was asked to leave the building. We're for the

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Speaker 1: department of Transportation, they should give her a ride. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was fair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Since then, twelve employees have been put on leave while

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Speaker 1: a full investigation was launched. So Brook, that's the bar

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Speaker 1: you have to clear for your retirement.

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Speaker 3: Party to get everybody fired at the station. While I'm

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Speaker 3: going out, Jeff will be the stripper. I mean, it's

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Speaker 3: going to be so long from now the station won't

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Speaker 3: have any money to pay anyone anyway.

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Speaker 1: No good, right, we're looking forward to that. But now

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Speaker 1: we're going to move on, get into the shock collar

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Speaker 1: question of the day with someone who I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 1: tossing some crumpled ones that every once in a while,

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Speaker 1: our digital producer, Jake. Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Today we celebrate National Intern Day, the workers we legally

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Speaker 2: are no longer allowed to have here at the station. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a few years, but we love them because you know,

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Speaker 2: they're more than just easy targets for Brooke to yell

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Speaker 2: at and then hook up with.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are doing so well too, Yeah, all of them

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Speaker 3: than us.

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Speaker 2: Now, it's great. They're the lifeblood of every office and

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Speaker 2: the only people in the building who actually know to

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Speaker 2: use the printer. Yeah, it's so in honor of the underpaid,

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Speaker 2: overworked coffee fetchers of the world. We're diving into a

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Speaker 2: special TV interns edition of.

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Speaker 1: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: All right, I say you say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you about a TV show or a movie

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Speaker 2: that features a famous intern. I might ask you to

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Speaker 2: name the character, the actor, or even the show. You

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Speaker 2: just have to answer correctly to stay in the game.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of any right, only one.

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Speaker 2: We'll start with the woman who looks like an intern

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Speaker 2: but drinks like a grizzled CEO.

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Speaker 1: Five.

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Speaker 2: Number five, alexis your well known Intern's name is Andy Sachs.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you too much about her, but after

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Speaker 2: a makeover, a breakdown, and a Paris trip later, she

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Speaker 2: quits with dignity. What famous movie am I talking about?

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Speaker 3: Coming out with Zach? Coming out with the New One? Soon?

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Speaker 2: Devil wears Prada? Yes? Who ways back?

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Speaker 3: You've seen Oliver New York right now filming She.

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Speaker 2: Played the fashion challenged assistant, basically an interurn the way

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Speaker 2: Miranda Priestley was treating her. Brook five has been chosen.

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Speaker 2: How about a number from you? Let's go to Brook.

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Speaker 2: You might now know him as your friendly neighborhood Spider Man.

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Speaker 2: But when Peter Parker wasn't wearing his web slinging suit,

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Speaker 2: he was interning for what newspaper.

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Speaker 3: Shoot? The Daily Planet is Superman, right or is it?

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's something times.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: It's not it's.

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Speaker 1: The Maybe it's the Weekly Planet. They don't put out

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Speaker 1: issues as often as the Daily One.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be something generic like the News Tribune, The Tribune,

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Speaker 3: The Tribune, the Express, the Spiders Express, the Tribute.

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Speaker 2: The Tribute, Spider Express. Incorrect, It's called the Daily Beauty

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Speaker 2: give part time intern, part time photographer at the newspaper,

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Speaker 2: always taking selfies of himself. Jose five and two have

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Speaker 2: been chosen twelve Jose on the show Parks and Recreation,

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Speaker 2: I've never seen it. This young woman starts off as

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Speaker 2: Ron Swanson's dead pan intern and quickly becomes a fan

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Speaker 2: favorite and later an actual adult with a real job,

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Speaker 2: named the character that Aubrey Plaza Plan character.

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Speaker 3: Never watched it.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen it. I was even gonna go Amy

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Speaker 1: Poehler as my answer because she's on that right.

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Speaker 3: Love that show. It's such a good show.

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Speaker 2: I like a Laza, She's like really funny. You've never

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Speaker 2: seen the show. I'll tell you just a hint for

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Speaker 2: her first name. It's a month of the year.

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Speaker 1: What's a common April is a common month name, right

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Speaker 1: May June.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna play save and go April. I

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Speaker 2: can go. Last name April Plaza, April Plaza incorrect. Hose

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Speaker 2: you did get the first name. Her name is April Bloodgate.

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Speaker 2: Oh later, April Dwyer Darning. I need to watch that show, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: You need to get this right, or our former part

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Speaker 2: timer Alexis will win intern day. Give me fourteen for fourteen,

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Speaker 2: jeff The entire first season of this TV show is

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Speaker 2: basically all about the interns and the drama. Meredith, Christina, Isy,

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Speaker 2: George and Alex are all learning and crying on the job.

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Speaker 2: Name this show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the names don't exactly match up for me, really,

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Speaker 1: but I do see.

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Speaker 3: That the first name should be the biggest hint and

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Speaker 3: one of the ones I can't.

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Speaker 1: Think, yeah, that one that I know who.

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Speaker 3: Had If it's just I want to scream it.

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Speaker 1: Out, like it's not quite lining up with the names.

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Speaker 1: But I do see lots of drama maybe with these

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Speaker 1: people on the show Deadliest Catch. Oh God, maybe like

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Speaker 1: Meredith is haulinging up the crab trap and Christina's like

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Speaker 1: not paying attention. It crushes George rich people name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're up in Alaska pulling in the crabs. Give me

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Speaker 1: Deadlius catch please deadly catch?

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Speaker 2: Incorrect? It was Gray's anatomy.

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Speaker 1: They catch crabs on that show for catch a lot

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Speaker 1: more than that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, turn turned doctor Meredith Gray and her crew. That

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Speaker 2: means Alexis has one today's edition.

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Speaker 1: Of all Right, so Alexis gets to choose who gets

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Speaker 1: shocked while singing a bar song by Shaboozy.

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Speaker 2: Who's that going to be? I feel like Brooke would

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Speaker 2: be good at singing this. Let's go her retirement part.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, someone pulled me a double shot of whiskey. Had

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Speaker 3: me and Jack Daniel got a history a party down

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Speaker 3: near Fitt Street downtown. Sorry, everybody had a bargain.

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Speaker 1: Turning for more white people rapping when we were shot

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Speaker 1: college Watch Baby, that's your Shotgullar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: Your phone's have coming up right after this?

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning