WEBVTT - What's the deal with Bond, James Bond?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Hi

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<v Speaker 2>with me is Charles W Chuck Bryant.

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<v Speaker 3>Bryant. Charles Bryant, How.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it going? Chuck? It's an odd way to introduce yourself, didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>You think not if you're a super spy?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a superspy? Actually?

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't say James Bond was even a spy secret service?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a spy? Really? No, he was an assassin

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, just general plot disruptor.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say he was a blunt instrument of the crown.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you wanted the job done and you couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>if you didn't have time to worry about you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the politics or you know the diplomacy, that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You just sent James Bond.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get JB on the phone double seven. Yeah, he'll

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<v Speaker 3>he'll take care of business. Like Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>You could call him on his car phone long before

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<v Speaker 2>any car had a phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah all right, Oh yeah, he was always pre dating technology. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>As a matter of fact, there's a James Bond theory

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<v Speaker 2>of entrepreneurial innovation.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>And from Russia with Love nineteen sixty three. He talked

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember who he talked to, but he was

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<v Speaker 2>in his car using the phone. Yeah, that was in

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<v Speaker 2>his car, and audiences went nuts for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, they were like, oh my god, he's on

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<v Speaker 3>the telephone right in a car.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's what they sounded like in England though.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, well sure that the actually Ghana right, So Josh,

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<v Speaker 3>where do we start here? We can't, we can't not

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<v Speaker 3>start with Ian Fleming.

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<v Speaker 2>Ian Fleming, So where we gotta start? Let's do it? No,

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<v Speaker 2>that was there was a colon after that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, and I mean Colin was as everyone knows, and

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<v Speaker 3>if you didn't, you need to get out from under

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<v Speaker 3>your rock that you reside in right now. The creator

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<v Speaker 3>of James Bond in novel form.

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<v Speaker 2>He was also originally a journalist and a stockbroker. And

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<v Speaker 2>World War Two starts to come around and he joins

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<v Speaker 2>the Naval Naval Volunteer Royal Navy, Royal Navy, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was actually Chuck did you know, assigned as a spy

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<v Speaker 2>himself in Washington, DC.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sort of a spy, you could call it. He

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<v Speaker 3>was in intelligence and he would occasionally he was an

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<v Speaker 3>administrative guy, but sometimes they would send him out to

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<v Speaker 3>do field work where he would take secret pictures of documents,

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<v Speaker 3>just like in the movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who was assigned to his spy unit.

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<v Speaker 3>James Bond?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, there was a guy who was the inspiration

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<v Speaker 2>for James Bond. His name was William Stevenson, aka Intrepid.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, one of many inspirations.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. But in an interview in The Times in nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>sixty two, Fleming said, you know, James Bond is this

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<v Speaker 2>romanticized version of a spy. Bill Stevenson is the real thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, well, in romantic version of himself.

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<v Speaker 2>To an extenture, another member of that spy ring was

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<v Speaker 2>a guy named Roald Dahl who wrote James and the

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<v Speaker 2>Giant Peach and Charlie in the Chocolate Factory.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and a bunch of body books.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>He also had the non children's books that were a

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<v Speaker 3>little racier. Yes, not many people know that.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Chuck, let's talk a little bit more about Ian Fleming.

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<v Speaker 3>Give it to us, buddy, Yeah, I mean, like I said,

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<v Speaker 3>he was, he sort of James based James Bond on

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<v Speaker 3>kind of I think who he wanted to be. He

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<v Speaker 3>was a playboy. He was an island hopper, an adventurer,

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<v Speaker 3>an adventurer, a skier. He dove with Jock Custeau and

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<v Speaker 3>you know Snowski from the tops of mountains in Switzerland,

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<v Speaker 3>and had a place in Jamaica where he actually wrote

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<v Speaker 3>all these books.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, he named the place GoldenEye. And every year he

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<v Speaker 2>would go to Jamaica and write a book. And I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to dig him up and throttle him for that,

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<v Speaker 2>because I mean, what a life. Yeah, you know, yeah, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's time for me to go to my estate in

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<v Speaker 2>Jamaica and write a book that's going to just make

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<v Speaker 2>me millions more.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which he did. And he reportedly picked the name

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<v Speaker 3>James Bond because he wanted the most boring name he

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<v Speaker 3>could find for his super secret agent. I think he

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want the name to compete with the actual character,

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<v Speaker 3>Like why bother giving him some fancy name, just shame

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<v Speaker 3>him James Bond and having kick.

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<v Speaker 2>Butt, right, you know what the opposite of that is

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<v Speaker 2>hex saw Jim Duggan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he should have named him that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, then it would have competed with.

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<v Speaker 3>The character Duggan. Hack saw Jim Duggan. I could hear that. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he wrote See the article says thirteen novels.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he wrote thirteen books.

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<v Speaker 3>I got fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the fourteenth?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've got twelve novels plus two short story collections

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<v Speaker 3>right for your Eyes only, and Octopusy in the Living

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<v Speaker 3>Daylights was another collection. Right, So it seems like it'd

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<v Speaker 3>be easier to find this out. But I literally saw

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<v Speaker 3>two different sets of information.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. So are we gonna go with fourteen? Because you

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<v Speaker 2>are quite the sniffer, Let's.

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<v Speaker 3>Go with fourteenth total?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, twelve novels, all right, But he wrote I think

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<v Speaker 2>he wrote the novels first, maybe or did he write

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<v Speaker 2>the short story books like in between?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were in between. They were toward the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, But so he was getting fat and lazy in Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, interestingly though, or maybe it's not that interesting. They

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<v Speaker 3>made the movies way out of order.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they did.

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<v Speaker 3>Doctor Now was the first, but that was the sixth novel.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But did you know that they originally the people

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<v Speaker 2>who made the official Bond movies originally wanted to make

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<v Speaker 2>Thunderball Thunderball was a story that Ian Fleming came up

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<v Speaker 2>with with another guy who who wanted the rights to

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<v Speaker 2>make a movie out of it. Oh really, that fell through,

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<v Speaker 2>but Ian Fleming went ahead and wrote the story anyway

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<v Speaker 2>that they came up with as Thunderball. The guy sued

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<v Speaker 2>his pants off and actually gained custody gained the rights

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<v Speaker 2>to the book Thunderball, which tied it up and made

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<v Speaker 2>them op for Doctor Not to go first instead.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a lot of litigation over the years in

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<v Speaker 3>the Bond franchise.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there was.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess when you have a franchise that long and

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<v Speaker 3>that vast, there's going to be people suing people over something.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, plus it's a legendary he's a legendary character, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know he's made a lot of money for a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. The other interesting thing I thought just before we

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<v Speaker 3>move on, was that Moonraker was written in nineteen fifty five.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a third novel that is insightful And of

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<v Speaker 3>course there wasn't a space shuttle like they changed the

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<v Speaker 3>setting and all that stuff, but it did involve like

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<v Speaker 3>a nuclear weapon, so you know, kind of odd. And

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<v Speaker 3>the Man of the Golden Gun, which was the Roger

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<v Speaker 3>Moore's second film was the final novel and it was

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<v Speaker 3>released after his death. Huh, so it was way out

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<v Speaker 3>of order.

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<v Speaker 2>And in that one he predicted Harve Vashe, which nobody

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<v Speaker 2>saw coming except Ian Fleming. Yeah you know right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's weird. Let's talk about James Bond.

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<v Speaker 3>A little bit, the character James Bond.

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<v Speaker 2>So it turns out James Bond had a Scottish father,

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<v Speaker 2>which it didn't originally.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that came about because of Sean Connedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Ian Fleming was not a big fan of Sean

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<v Speaker 2>Connery first, and then Sean Connery is like, check this out,

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<v Speaker 2>and he made one peck go up while the other

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<v Speaker 2>went down a bunch of times, and Ian Fleming just

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<v Speaker 2>like clapped and squealed and that was that. Right. He

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<v Speaker 2>was a big fan, and he said, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>you are, James Bond. And he actually went back and

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<v Speaker 2>changed James Bond's history, yeah, to kind of Matt Sean

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<v Speaker 2>Connery a little bit because he came to see like,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy is Bond, right, Yeah, So he gave James

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<v Speaker 2>Bond a Scottish father, Andrew, and a Swiss mother Monique Delacroix,

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<v Speaker 2>and nice. Yeah, and they both died mountain climbing. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, when little James was eleven years old, he went

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<v Speaker 3>to the orphanage, and he went to an orphanage. He

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<v Speaker 3>was supposedly born on November eleventh, nineteen twenty, but there

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<v Speaker 3>are different accounts of his birthday and when he was born.

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<v Speaker 3>And clearly when you have a franchise with Daniel Craig

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<v Speaker 3>playing him in two thousand and eight, he can't be

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<v Speaker 3>born in nineteen twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because body the exhibition wasn't showing in Miami in

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<v Speaker 2>like nineteen fifty eight or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, there's a sliding scale there obviously to make

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<v Speaker 3>it viable. But James, much like his author namesake Ian Fleming,

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<v Speaker 3>not namesake, and James Bond, much like the author Ian Fleming, was,

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<v Speaker 3>went to the Royal Navy in World War Two, rose

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<v Speaker 3>to the rank of commander.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>After the war, that's when he entered the sis known

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<v Speaker 3>as m I six.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, which is the sixth branch of the Military Intelligence Directorate.

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<v Speaker 2>You got that, buddy, right, and his first two assignments chuck, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're two taps.

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<v Speaker 3>They assassinations right off the bat, so.

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<v Speaker 2>He that's apparently you have to kill two people to

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<v Speaker 2>get a double OW status, which is the license to kill.

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<v Speaker 2>And he got them, like you say, right off the bat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he was the seventh dude to get him.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's where double O seven comes from, right, the

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<v Speaker 3>seventh agent. I shouldn't say dude, because they were were

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<v Speaker 3>their female agents. Yeah, there were female agents. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. And we should probably take the time here to

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<v Speaker 2>explain I like James Bond. I know that you like

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<v Speaker 2>James Bond movies too.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this the disclaimer we're gonna get killed here?

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<v Speaker 2>We are not members of James Bond fandom. I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen all the movies, but no, I haven't studied

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<v Speaker 3>the books.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never read any of the books. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen all the movies, but I do like them

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<v Speaker 2>in a very recreational manner. So that being said, we

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<v Speaker 2>are not going to get every single thing right here.

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<v Speaker 2>If we are going to walk right past information sure

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<v Speaker 2>that we just don't know exists, so in a very

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<v Speaker 2>friendly manner. If there is anything that you have to

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<v Speaker 2>say that can round this podcast out even further, the

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<v Speaker 2>more we love knowing new things that's so please let

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<v Speaker 2>us know, I guess is what we're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. Oh, they'll let us know. They will, except for

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<v Speaker 3>the three dudes that just turned it off into well,

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<v Speaker 3>they have no business even attempting this there.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they go give us a one star rating

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<v Speaker 2>on iTunes.

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<v Speaker 3>So back to Bond. He as we all know as

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<v Speaker 3>a sharp dresser, and he loves fast cars, he loves

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<v Speaker 3>his more martini shaking that stirred. He loves women.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And do you know if you shake a Martine

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<v Speaker 2>instead of stirring it, you pretty much ruin it.

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<v Speaker 3>I disagree. I shake all my martinis. Dude, how does

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<v Speaker 3>it ruin it?

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<v Speaker 2>It feathers it?

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<v Speaker 3>I think, what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>It means it's screwed up. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I like a good dirty Martini myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you like him dirty?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, gross, I said word.

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<v Speaker 2>I like my Martini's so light. It's basically the savodk rock.

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<v Speaker 3>So you just like the remooth bottle, Just wave near

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<v Speaker 3>the glass pretty much. I like just a little vermooth,

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<v Speaker 3>little olive juice, but no olive.

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<v Speaker 2>No olive juice. I'll put in all. I'll put three

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<v Speaker 2>olives in usually. Really all right, but then I eat

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<v Speaker 2>them so fast that they have no time to taint

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<v Speaker 2>the Martini.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's why you're not a super spy. So Josh

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<v Speaker 3>James Bond a couple of the other traits we should

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<v Speaker 3>just mention. He is a martial artist. He's a gifted

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<v Speaker 3>man with his fist and feet. Or if you're Roger Moore,

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<v Speaker 3>a Roddy chop yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that was a

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<v Speaker 3>big deal in the seventies. And he carried a famously

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<v Speaker 3>carried a Walter PPK handgun thirty two caliber. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's the little guy. Have you ever seen him? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they're small.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've played Golden nine, played best game. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>played Golden nine. It is a great game.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you know they're bringing that back for we

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard Matt Frederick of coolelt Stuff on the Planet

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<v Speaker 3>told us that they are bringing that back because it's

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<v Speaker 3>still sort of the standard for first person shooters like

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen years on. Yeah, it's still a great game. So

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<v Speaker 3>they're bringing it back as is, like completely as it was,

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<v Speaker 3>but with better graphics.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to be fantastic for the Wii.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pretty exciting. Back to the real life of the

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<v Speaker 3>fake Life of James Bond.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how we should have titled this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>The Real Life of the Fake Life. Yeah, how about uh,

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<v Speaker 3>let's talk about some of the enemies.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor No. He was the first one to appear in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Films, Doctor Julius, now.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, he's an atomic scientist.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was, clearly. Joseph Wiseman played him, and he

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<v Speaker 3>was a great, great villain Goldfinger. You can't talk about

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<v Speaker 3>Bond without talking about Goldfinger. Yeah he was. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>like him, no, no, really, that was a big Goldfinger guy.

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<v Speaker 3>He tried to laser the crotch of James Bond.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's right, pretty hardcore. It's like Max Scorpio

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<v Speaker 2>in that Simpsons where oh yeah, up, going to work

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<v Speaker 2>for the super villain, right, yeah, he's like, no, mister Bond,

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<v Speaker 2>I expect you to die and be a very cheap funeral.

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<v Speaker 3>Odd Job was one of my favorite, and he was

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<v Speaker 3>one of Goldman's henchmen in the big Asian guy with

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<v Speaker 3>the bowler hat that he could cut like the head

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<v Speaker 3>off a statue his hat. Huge, Yeah, very big dude. Jaws.

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<v Speaker 3>We grew up with Roger Moore, so you can't not

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<v Speaker 3>talk about Jaws.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was great too. He was in two of them, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he was in Moonraker and The Spy Who Loved Me.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought he might have been more than that, but

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<v Speaker 3>he definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 3>He was only in two two Really, I made quite

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<v Speaker 3>an impression.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he did.

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<v Speaker 3>He found the girlfriend in moon Breaker, I think, right, falls.

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<v Speaker 2>In love or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the little like nerdy girl.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he pops up again in Happy Gilmore. Was

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<v Speaker 2>he in that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I didn't see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was Happy Gilmour's boss, like on the construction

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<v Speaker 2>site and ends up becoming a fan.

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<v Speaker 3>And wow, did he have the teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he didn't have the piece for the movie, but

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<v Speaker 2>he was a big guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Lately we've had more recent villains that I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>the new villains compare personally.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they kind of come and go. You know, there's

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<v Speaker 2>like in Casino Royale.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean they're okay, but they're all the villain

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<v Speaker 3>was Yeah that that Like, they're all decent, but they're

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<v Speaker 3>not like iconic characters like they used to be. Right like, Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>Blofeld was the sort of legendary I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>many movies he was in, but He was played by

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<v Speaker 3>like tell Donald Pleasance. Yeah, Donald Pleasants was my favorite version.

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<v Speaker 2>He was good.

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<v Speaker 3>And Max van Seado played him, I think, and uh,

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<v Speaker 3>never say never again.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Max, he's a class act.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was, what did I watch the other day? Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>Shutter Island. He's in that. And I told lean over

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<v Speaker 3>to Emily. I was like, you know, I want to

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<v Speaker 3>see Max van Seadel play like a kindly grandfather in

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<v Speaker 3>a movie. I don't think anytime that dude pops up

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<v Speaker 3>in the movie, you're like, oh, well, he's the evil doer.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the villain, or so you think until Shutter Island

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<v Speaker 2>falls apart at the end.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't ruin it. So yes, that was Blofeld. He was

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<v Speaker 3>the bald guy and he was the head of Specter,

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<v Speaker 3>which was the Special executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great villainoist title there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not only like a great name, that's your mission statement. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, all wrapped up in the one one of

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<v Speaker 2>my favorites, Max Zorin, played by the great Christopher Walkin.

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<v Speaker 2>He was he was the I know you love that movie,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the best bomb movies ever.

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<v Speaker 3>But that had the worst bond woman ever, Grace Jones. No,

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<v Speaker 3>Tanya Roberts, I don't remember her. She was the bond girl.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>She was the lady from the seventies show that was

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<v Speaker 3>like one of the late Charlie's Angels replacements. Tanya Roberts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, who cares. It was the eighties, nobody was

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<v Speaker 2>paying that much attention.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was a good song.

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<v Speaker 2>It was and Christopher Walkin was in it. Grace Jones

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<v Speaker 2>was in it.

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<v Speaker 3>She was pretty scary in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was excellent. Talk about a martial artist. But

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<v Speaker 2>Max zorin Is did you know he was the product

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<v Speaker 2>of genetic experiments by Nazis. Walking was well not walking?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And one of the unintended side effects was he

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<v Speaker 2>was a complete psychopath.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were gonna say one of the side

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<v Speaker 3>effects was his use of punctuation. You were, good man.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody does walking.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do it walking.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>My No, it's really just an altered John Travolta, Why

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<v Speaker 2>you so weird, dude? That's great, of course, Chuck, there's

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<v Speaker 2>double six Alec Trevlyn.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what was he? And that was one of the

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<v Speaker 3>Pierce Broson ones, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think yeah, it's I don't remember those. I

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<v Speaker 2>love Pierce Brosnon, like, oh he was good. The fact that,

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<v Speaker 2>like he wasn't James Bond earlier. He's like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna cast Timothy Dalton, are you well, I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>beat Remington Steel jerks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And then they tried to get him again, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I think so, And he was committed to Remington Steele,

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<v Speaker 3>which was sort of like James Bond for TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so did he do Remington Steel first?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, he did Remington Steele. Well, it goes back

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<v Speaker 3>and forth. There was like Timothy Dalton was offered the

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<v Speaker 3>role before Roger Moore. Did you know that? No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>When he was twenty one years old. Really he was

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<v Speaker 3>gonna replace Sean Connery. Well, and Dalton said I'm too

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<v Speaker 3>young to play James Bond. And then he comes around

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<v Speaker 3>years later just like just like uh, Brosnon did.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, But I am glad that Pierce Broson went in.

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<v Speaker 2>I just happened to think that those his period of

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<v Speaker 2>movies were unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they were pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't like them now I'm really happy with Daniel

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<v Speaker 2>craigs stuff so far.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know my statement on that is that was

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<v Speaker 3>the only direction they could take that franchise after the

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<v Speaker 3>Jason Bourne movies. You couldn't have a guy like winking

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<v Speaker 3>at the camera like Roger Moore and like slapstick sounds

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<v Speaker 3>and sound effects. You had to take him into like

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<v Speaker 3>a real bad, bad direction.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you mean, like sim Ohaya bad. Yeah, So Double

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<v Speaker 2>six Alec Trevlyn, he is. I think he informs the

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<v Speaker 2>character Alex Krychek from X Files.

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<v Speaker 3>You think so?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, very nice, Josh.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So those are some of the villains, clearly,

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<v Speaker 3>not all, but we should also talk about some of

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<v Speaker 3>the people that James Bond had working on his side

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<v Speaker 3>at m I six.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we will call from here on out the

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<v Speaker 2>superfluous characters.

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<v Speaker 3>No, dude, they're great. M Q M was the head

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<v Speaker 3>of m I six and there were several ms. It

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<v Speaker 3>was just a title and m was the one that's

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<v Speaker 3>always frustrated with Bond. Yet he knows that he's the

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<v Speaker 3>blunt instrument of choice. You know, pretty much in every movie,

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<v Speaker 3>r Q.

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<v Speaker 2>You should say he or she for m true Dame

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<v Speaker 2>Judy Dench took over.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Man, she's doing a great job too. Q is

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<v Speaker 3>the head of the Q branch.

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<v Speaker 2>Judy Dench, did you hear that? Chuck just said you

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<v Speaker 2>were doing a great job, So keep it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep it up. Danger. Dame Dame, Dame Dame, Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 3>a dame. Q is the head of the Q branch.

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<v Speaker 3>M I six is research and development branch, and Q,

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<v Speaker 3>as you might know, is the guy who in all

0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:53.200
<v Speaker 3>the films gives James his gadgets. There's always that great

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<v Speaker 3>scene where James goes into the laboratory and starts messing

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<v Speaker 3>around with the gadgets and exasperates Q because he's burning

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<v Speaker 3>something or he's firing a missile inside and he shouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Q, right, And he's now been replaced by his

0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:10.480
<v Speaker 2>former assistant R.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now is R John Clees. Yeah, yeah, he's doing

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<v Speaker 3>a good job. But he's the new Q. He just

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<v Speaker 3>used to be R well because Q died right Llewellen, Yes, Chuck,

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<v Speaker 3>that was the actor that played the original Q.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Or the Roger more Key that I loved?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Who else we got?

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<v Speaker 2>Felix Leer who I like Jack Lord Jeffrey Wright both

0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:37.040
<v Speaker 2>played him agent. And there's another guy named Hayward Wade.

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<v Speaker 3>Was he Cia?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought they said they didn't know if he was

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<v Speaker 3>Dea or Cia.

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<v Speaker 2>He was around before the Dea was was he Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you've got I think Jack Wade is his name.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was actually played by a couple of people,

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<v Speaker 2>including Joe Don Baker. Oh yeah, Pere's Brosnan Ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, he had a couple of American counterparts. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a good point and.

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<v Speaker 2>Little known fact. Jo Don Baker was in Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember the name of the movie, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>one of the greatest Mister Science Theater three thousands.

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<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, bad movie. And then of course we have

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<v Speaker 3>to mention Moneypenny. He was M's personal assistant and Moneypenny.

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<v Speaker 3>You always knew Moneypenny because James would come in and

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<v Speaker 3>flirt very much with her, and I always got the

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<v Speaker 3>sense that if James were to ever settle down with anyone,

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<v Speaker 3>which he clearly won't, it would have been Moneypenny sure,

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<v Speaker 3>or at least he made her think that. Right. Every

0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:34.760
<v Speaker 3>day was Secretary's day when James Bond was around. He

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<v Speaker 3>was always just so nice to her, bringing her things

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<v Speaker 3>from his travels, shot glasses and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, spoons, She had an extensive spoon collection, refrigerator, magnets, Chuck, Josh,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about the movie show. Yeah, sure, well let's

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<v Speaker 2>talk about James Bond on screen because it wasn't necessarily

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<v Speaker 2>just relegated to the movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, good point.

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<v Speaker 2>So James Bond first appears on screen on the small

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<v Speaker 2>screen on a CBS TV series called Climax with an

0:22:05.000 --> 0:22:08.760
<v Speaker 2>exclamation point really yeah wow, And he was first played

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<v Speaker 2>by a guy named Barry Nelson. Barry Nelson you may

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<v Speaker 2>recognize as mister Olman, the manager of the Overlook in

0:22:16.600 --> 0:22:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Kubrick's The Shining who tells Jack Torres the ropes. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the first guy to ever play James Bond.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow? Was he English?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>American?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, CBS TV series.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've had a Scotsman's quite a few Englishmen, an

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<v Speaker 3>American and an Australian.

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<v Speaker 2>And what what do you mean Australian?

0:22:36.080 --> 0:22:39.760
<v Speaker 3>I mean someone from Australia. That was George Lazamy was Australian?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it? You know what happened to him?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he wasn't much of an actor.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it wasn't just that he after the success of

0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:49.359
<v Speaker 2>his Bond movie. I mean he played James Bond and

0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:52.320
<v Speaker 2>it was you know, filmed and produced.

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<v Speaker 3>And released on Her Majesty's Secret Service.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, he was like, Holy Colm, James Bond, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to buy a boat and sail around the world

0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:02.760
<v Speaker 2>for a while. And he came back and his star

0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:04.960
<v Speaker 2>had already faded because he did one thing and that

0:23:05.119 --> 0:23:07.800
<v Speaker 2>was that. Oh really, yeah, he kind of blew it.

0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:09.200
<v Speaker 3>He wasn't much of an actor either.

0:23:09.320 --> 0:23:12.320
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't but it wasn't just that. It was Yeah,

0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:14.320
<v Speaker 2>it was a combination of those two things.

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:16.080
<v Speaker 3>He was a bad dude though, Like he he got

0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:18.480
<v Speaker 3>the role apparently because he impressed Ian Fleming because he

0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:22.000
<v Speaker 3>had a faux fight scene with a wrestler for his

0:23:22.080 --> 0:23:25.280
<v Speaker 3>audition and he actually punched the guy, like got mad

0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:27.680
<v Speaker 3>and punched him, and Fleming's like, this is hard, dude. Wow.

0:23:28.320 --> 0:23:31.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because Fleming wrote the Bond character is much darker.

0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:33.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the novel character for sure, Like.

0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:37.919
<v Speaker 2>Roger Moore took it in a very awful direction, pacific direction.

0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:40.920
<v Speaker 2>You know that was not the least bit like how

0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Ian Fleming had written them.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the ultimate Roger Moore apologist. I love he's good

0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:48.920
<v Speaker 3>in The Saint and that's why I got the role,

0:23:49.000 --> 0:23:51.199
<v Speaker 3>I think. Okay, the TV show The.

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<v Speaker 2>Saint, all right, So Chuck, let's get back to the

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<v Speaker 2>beginning again. So we talked about Barry Nelson and on

0:23:57.880 --> 0:24:01.520
<v Speaker 2>the big screen, the first Bond ever was Sean Connery.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, well they did. They did a pilot though

0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:04.360
<v Speaker 3>on TV as well.

0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:06.040
<v Speaker 2>That's the Barry Nelson one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it was called Casino Royale though.

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:11.720
<v Speaker 2>No, right, it was based on Casino Royal or Gotcha Climax, okay,

0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:13.280
<v Speaker 2>which I think. You know how they used to do,

0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:16.680
<v Speaker 2>like they would have the name of the series, but

0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:20.560
<v Speaker 2>then there'd be like different like like Wonderful World of Disney. Yeah,

0:24:20.880 --> 0:24:22.439
<v Speaker 2>it was like the name of the series, but then

0:24:22.480 --> 0:24:25.040
<v Speaker 2>there were different like documentaries or gotcha tunes or whatever.

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:27.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I think it was like that, and that flopped.

0:24:27.359 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't know what they were doing with TV

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:29.600
<v Speaker 2>back in the day.

0:24:29.600 --> 0:24:31.960
<v Speaker 3>They had no idea. So yeah, you're right, Doctor I

0:24:32.119 --> 0:24:35.920
<v Speaker 3>was the first film in nineteen sixty two and there's

0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:41.359
<v Speaker 3>been twenty two in total. No, yes, and we're waiting,

0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:44.359
<v Speaker 3>and that's official Bond films. Because they parodied him and

0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:47.680
<v Speaker 3>other things. What he Allen played him for Heaven's sake.

0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:51.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and in the parody he did of Casino Royale.

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:52.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:59.719
<v Speaker 2>There's also a an unofficial Bond film with an official Bond, right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's hear it, Never Say Never Again.

0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:07.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was Connrie's that was also fraught with the lawsuits.

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:09.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, that was based on the Thunderball lawsuit.

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they remade Thunderball, right, and they named.

0:25:12.560 --> 0:25:15.680
<v Speaker 2>It Never Say Never Again because Conrie had said after

0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 2>nineteen seventy one that he'd never play Bond again because

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:21.280
<v Speaker 2>he played Bond what for the first like six movies

0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:24.359
<v Speaker 2>something like that, one, two.

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:27.720
<v Speaker 3>Three, four, five, and then George Lazenby then he came

0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:29.960
<v Speaker 3>back and did Diamonds or Forever.

0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:33.159
<v Speaker 2>And then after that came Roger Moore. Yes, and then

0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Roger Moore had a pretty good run. So Sean Connery

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 2>stops playing Bond. George Lazenby comes along, does it once leaves,

0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Sean Connery has to come back another time. After Sean Connery,

0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:49.680
<v Speaker 2>they get Roger Moore. In the midst of Roger Moore's run,

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:53.959
<v Speaker 2>Sean Connery makes another Bond film, That's The Kid. Twelve

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:56.120
<v Speaker 2>years after the last one he'd made.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, and yeah, Ken Beasinger was the bonche and

0:26:00.200 --> 0:26:00.879
<v Speaker 3>that one she was.

0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:03.400
<v Speaker 2>And they called it never Say Never Again because he'd

0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:04.960
<v Speaker 2>said that he would never play Bond again.

0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:10.359
<v Speaker 3>Never Trebek, That's what he said, right, Timothy Dalton, I

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:11.960
<v Speaker 3>guess we might as well venture into his years.

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I saw those when they first came out, like

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:18.120
<v Speaker 2>in the theaters, and I didn't think anything of them.

0:26:18.119 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they were over my head or whatever,

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:20.840
<v Speaker 2>but I didn't like them.

0:26:20.960 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 3>They were pretty good living daylights and licensed to kill.

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:23.880
<v Speaker 3>They were both.

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Are they good? Really?

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:27.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I mean they were. It was definitely a more

0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:30.880
<v Speaker 3>novelistic Bond, like he was darker and a little more

0:26:30.920 --> 0:26:33.560
<v Speaker 3>bad dude, and that, I mean it might have had

0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:34.880
<v Speaker 3>something to do with it was coming off the heels

0:26:34.880 --> 0:26:37.880
<v Speaker 3>of Roger Moore in his vaudeville act that he brought

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:42.000
<v Speaker 3>to Bond and Dalton had a two picture run and

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:44.359
<v Speaker 3>then was replaced by who everyone thought should have been

0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 3>Bond before Dalton, Pierce Brosnan for one, two, three, four films, right,

0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:52.320
<v Speaker 3>and then they went the inevitable direction with a blonde

0:26:52.800 --> 0:26:57.320
<v Speaker 3>Bond with Daniel Craig. Is that inevitable, you think, well,

0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.920
<v Speaker 3>I meant the inevitable way of making him a tough dude.

0:27:00.320 --> 0:27:03.399
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, his blindness was not inevitable. You know.

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:05.359
<v Speaker 2>You make fun of Roger Moore, but he had a

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 2>seven picture stint as James Bond.

0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, and that was our childhood, trust me, dude.

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 3>At the time, I loved it. But then when I

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 3>got older, I revisited all of the Sean Conneries, and

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:19.159
<v Speaker 3>then I saw the butt kickingness of Timothy Dalton and

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 3>now Daniel Craig, And now I'm kind of like Roger

0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 3>World was kind of a joke to me. No, you

0:27:24.440 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 3>still stand by it, I do, all right.

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:27.160
<v Speaker 2>I like Roger Moore.

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 3>Sam Neil was considered at one point.

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 2>I could see him as James Bond.

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 3>He would have been mad.

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:33.240
<v Speaker 2>He was great and dead calm.

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:35.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was a good movie.

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:38.400
<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't know that this even qualifies as

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast.

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:45.040
<v Speaker 3>People can be like you guys are just kind of

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:46.960
<v Speaker 3>chit chatting, schuck.

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:51.800
<v Speaker 2>There's also theories, tons of them. Best one, actually, the

0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:54.480
<v Speaker 2>only one I could find really is the code name Theories.

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Have you heard this? I have not cracked. I got

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:01.840
<v Speaker 2>a lot of publicity for it by. It's a fan

0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 2>theory that basically says, James Bond is a it's a

0:28:06.760 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 2>name that goes along with double O seven, and there's

0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:14.480
<v Speaker 2>each actor was playing an actual different person who had

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:19.440
<v Speaker 2>assumed this undercover name James Bond. Really, which explains the

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:24.040
<v Speaker 2>changes in personality. Yeah, it explains why Sean Connery was

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 2>so suave and Roger Moore was so goofy. Sure, it

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 2>explains why Daniel Craig and Timothy Dalton were so violent.

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 2>It explains a lot of stuff. Actually explains George Lazenby's

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:38.280
<v Speaker 2>departure because his wife, the only time James Bond has

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 2>ever been married, died in that one honor her Majesty's

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Secret Service.

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:44.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he had a wife most people don't know, and

0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 3>she was.

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Killed by Blofeld. Right, so he leaves after that. That

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 2>explains that, right, absolutely. There's actually holes in that theory.

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 3>Do you know them?

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I know a couple like, for example, George Lazenbee recognized

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:03.600
<v Speaker 2>gadgets that were debuted during Sean Connery's tenure. He was

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:06.160
<v Speaker 2>a new person. He would it would be new to him.

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 3>He'd be like, what's his start gun?

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Right, exactly right. And I think The Spy who Loved

0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Me Roger Moore is recognized from his college days at

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Cambridge as James Bond, which would mean that he was

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 2>using the name before then. But it's still a pretty

0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 2>cool theory. If you want any cool theory shot down,

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I recommend you go to Commander Bond dot net, am

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:33.360
<v Speaker 2>I six dot co dot uk or James Bondwiki dot

0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 2>com as are some good sites.

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna retrack my Roger Moore bashing a little bit.

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:39.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 3>I actually liked like four out of seven of his films.

0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, see, so you're right.

0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:48.720
<v Speaker 3>I forget sometimes I forget about the awesomeness of Live

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 3>and Let Die and Man with a Golden Gun for

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Your Eyes Only. Those were all pretty good. It was

0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 3>like octopusy Moonraker was really silly, does not age well

0:29:57.840 --> 0:30:01.080
<v Speaker 3>at all. And if you do a kill, I just

0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 3>can't get behind him.

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 2>You do a kill is awesome. What about The Spy

0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:07.480
<v Speaker 2>who Loved Me? That's the one with the Greater Water lotus?

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:08.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, great, great movie.

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 2>And I have one last fact. Are you ready?

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah.

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 2>The legendary Bond producer co producer Albert cubby broccoli. Yeah,

0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:22.640
<v Speaker 2>his family invented broccoli. They crossed cauliflower with rabe and

0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 2>invented broccoli. And he actually left the family farm to

0:30:25.080 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 2>go to Hollywood to pursue his fortune when he was.

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 3>Like eighteen, are you making this? I am not. He

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:30.120
<v Speaker 3>invented broccoli.

0:30:30.280 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 2>His family did his like parents, grandparents.

0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 3>That's a pretty good fact.

0:30:33.920 --> 0:30:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Broccoley.

0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 3>Very cool. Good for him. They're in trouble now though,

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:39.240
<v Speaker 3>because MGM is in trouble.

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're saying like it's just a blip on

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:45.160
<v Speaker 2>the radar. If you listen to any anybuddy who's attached

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:46.280
<v Speaker 2>to the Bond twenty three.

0:30:46.640 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it'll happen at some point.

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 2>But they're like this, it's fine.

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:52.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's being delayed big time though, because MGM's and

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 3>over their heads financially.

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:57.920
<v Speaker 2>If you know anything about MGM, if you're an insider

0:30:57.960 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 2>at MGM, we want to hear from you. Let us

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:01.040
<v Speaker 2>know what's going on with Bond.

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 3>That's funny, we should. We got to talk about Bond girls.

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:08.480
<v Speaker 3>That's one of the hallmarks of Bond films, and usually

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 3>there's two Bond girls at least there's like a hot

0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:17.320
<v Speaker 3>villain and like a hot an aid that helps him

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.280
<v Speaker 3>out in some way. Sometimes she turns out to be

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:21.960
<v Speaker 3>a villain. But there's usually two Bond girls and he's

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 3>equally attracted to both.

0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Like Grace Jones.

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:29.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's attracted to her for some reason. They are

0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 3>fem fatales. Like I said, Bond cannot help but fall

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:35.000
<v Speaker 3>for them, even though they it might mean he has

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 3>to eventually kill them after he makes sweet love to them. Right,

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:43.120
<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna go ahead and ask you what your

0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:44.360
<v Speaker 3>favorite Bond girl is.

0:31:45.280 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I just recently realized that Carrie Lowell was a Bond

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 2>girl and I used to have the biggest crush on

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 2>her when I would watch Wild Record No Law and

0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Order reruns on A. Yeah, they used to show like

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Law and Order for like eight hour blocks on A

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 2>and E, and I'd be like, I'm not going to

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:07.600
<v Speaker 2>class today, I'm just gonna watch Law and Order. And

0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 2>she was on a lot of them. Yeah, she she

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 2>would be my favorite Bond girl.

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:16.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm going with Ursula Andres. Yeah, she was hot dude

0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 3>back in the day. She played honey Rider. And that's

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 3>another hallmark of the Bond women is they usually had

0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:28.080
<v Speaker 3>really awful names that hinted it sexual innu window, Yeah,

0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:34.920
<v Speaker 3>you know, plenty o Tool, Honey Rider, pussy Galore, actually Solitaire,

0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:36.760
<v Speaker 3>Jane Seymour. She was pretty good in Living Let Die

0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:39.800
<v Speaker 3>like that. She was actually a really good actor, Okay.

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Moonraker of course had a Holly gooodhead and a view

0:32:45.960 --> 0:32:50.479
<v Speaker 3>to a kill. I had Tanya Rhart's as Stacy Sutton.

0:32:51.080 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 3>They didn't even give her a cool name.

0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 2>So, Chuck, what's the best Bond theme song? Well, let

0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 2>me take a wild guess.

0:32:59.840 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say Live and Let Die is probably my favorite.

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Because I would have put the thousand dollars on that.

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Or what's her name? Carly Simon spy who loved me?

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Nobody does it better? Love that song?

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Best fond theme song if it's not You Kill, Okay,

0:33:19.320 --> 0:33:22.440
<v Speaker 2>if it's not that, it is Nancy Sinatra singing You

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Only Live Twice?

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:27.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was awesome. Yes it was Shirley Bassie. Just

0:33:27.280 --> 0:33:28.200
<v Speaker 3>another little factoid.

0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:28.479
<v Speaker 2>She did.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she did more than that. She did a gold Finger,

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<v Speaker 3>she did Diamonds or Forever, she did Moon Raker, Moon

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<v Speaker 3>Raker's that's three total. I was also a big fan

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<v Speaker 3>of she and a Easton's For Your eyes Only, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>she did and read a Coolidge all time high from Octopussy.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't Tom Jones do Thunderball or something?

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<v Speaker 3>He did?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>He did Thunderball. And since we're talking about the songs

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<v Speaker 3>that have really gotten lame in recent years, like the

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<v Speaker 3>Chris Cornellen and Garbage, you probably didn't even remember they

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<v Speaker 3>did songs.

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<v Speaker 2>Garbage did the one for World is Not Enough?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, Pierce Brosnan, Yeah, and Sheryl Crowe did one,

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<v Speaker 3>did she really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And Madonna did one and and now it's gotten to

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<v Speaker 3>the point where they're just like, like the last one,

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<v Speaker 3>they put Jack White with Alicia Keys.

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<v Speaker 2>Up next is Miley Cyrus. Oh God, say it ain't

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<v Speaker 2>so Bond twenty three?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, what else do we have here?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the podcast that won't die. No, I do

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<v Speaker 2>have this Like James Bond, it just goes on.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have a couple more facts. Okay, Well, first

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<v Speaker 3>of all, before you move on, if we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about the songs, we need to talk about the

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<v Speaker 3>opening sequences, the title sequences. When you're a young Baptist

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 3>boy and there are naked, silhouetted women jumping on trampolines, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's very titillating and arousing and arousing for a young

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:50.560
<v Speaker 3>boy named Chuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm titillated and aroused.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the opening sequence of the films typically is

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<v Speaker 3>some awesome action scene, and then the title sequence comes up.

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<v Speaker 3>There'll be like a seven minute action scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. They call it a cold opening, Buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>A cold opening.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>That's very nice. And I just got a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>more facts for you, Josh, and then I'll let you

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<v Speaker 3>put this to bed all right with what would you

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<v Speaker 3>say is the highest grossing Bond film of all time

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<v Speaker 3>adjusted gross adjusted gross?

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<v Speaker 2>I would say Casino Royale No.

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<v Speaker 3>Top two all time Thunderball and gold Finger. You're a

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<v Speaker 3>liar adjusted gross, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Casino Royale worldwide netted like almost six hundred million dollars

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<v Speaker 2>so far.

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<v Speaker 3>A bunch of money. Thunderball and Goldfinger did more, did

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<v Speaker 3>they really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Thunderball and nineteen sixty five dude, gross to one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and forty one million dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>What and is that worldwide or US?

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<v Speaker 3>That's worldwide? And that is close to what Licensed to

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<v Speaker 3>Kill gross in nineteen eighty nine, that grows like one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and fifty something. And Thunderball you know, thirty years

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<v Speaker 3>more grossed one hundred and forty.

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<v Speaker 2>One million, right, But what I'm saying is Casino Royale

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<v Speaker 2>gross six hundred million.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, yeah, that's not an adjusted gross though you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't compare, you're figuring inflation.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what it's called an adjusted gross. And that's

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<v Speaker 3>about it. I mean, we could say the cars he

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<v Speaker 3>used real quickly, the Aston Martin obviously, my favorite is

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<v Speaker 3>the Lotus, The Lotus, the Alpha Romeo, and then that

0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 3>new Audi. That's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you like the Audi?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it looks awesome, Okay, but I do miss the

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<v Speaker 3>Lotus and the fact that it could also be a submarine. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>And lastly, Chuck, I would like to say to all

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<v Speaker 2>the kids of our generation, if you ever noticed the

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<v Speaker 2>similarity between Inspector Gadget and James Bond, you were dead on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you think so?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? All right, So that's about it. If you want

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<v Speaker 2>to know more about James Bond, Like I said, there

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<v Speaker 2>are three, at least three really good websites for all

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:02.120
<v Speaker 2>things Bond fans, you can check out our website by

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<v Speaker 2>taping James Bond brings up a bunch of stuff in

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<v Speaker 2>the handy search bar and now, if you can believe it,

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<v Speaker 2>it is time for listener mail.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Josh, I'm gonna call this samurai stuff from Thomas Guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a total samurai geek. I practiced Japanese sword based

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 3>martial arts kindo and ayido. I've read all this material

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<v Speaker 3>about samurai and your podcast was a very good introduction,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thank you for it. However, I am kind

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<v Speaker 3>of surprised you did not mention the greatest Samurai of

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<v Speaker 3>all time, Miyamoto Musashi. This guy was the epitome of

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<v Speaker 3>everything samurai were supposed to be. A dedicated soyvant, a poet,

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<v Speaker 3>a painter, a calligrapher, philosopher, a general, and an all

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<v Speaker 3>round butt kicking killer. Not only did he write the

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<v Speaker 3>Book of Five Rings, he also killed sixty men in

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<v Speaker 3>single combat before age forty, not to mention all the

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:57.400
<v Speaker 3>guys he killed in warfare. At one point in your

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<v Speaker 3>podcast you talked about the wooden katana called kung in Japanese. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a practice sword, Josh, but it was also

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<v Speaker 3>a weapon in its own right. Because Japan is such

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:10.240
<v Speaker 3>a wet climate, swords were sometimes destroyed by rust. Bucan

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<v Speaker 3>were cheap and easy to replace, and Musashi was famous

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<v Speaker 3>for winning some of his greatest battles with the wooden sword.

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<v Speaker 3>Ow I know, can you imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude ow Go being smacked to death?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he says instead of cutting someone's heads off, he

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<v Speaker 3>would brain them, which I guess means like you crack

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<v Speaker 3>their skull, yeah, until their brains come out. Also, he

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<v Speaker 3>was a big fan of using two swords at one time,

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes two katana, sometimes the short and the long. Whatever

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<v Speaker 3>it took to do the job. You guys, Rocket love

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<v Speaker 3>your show. I'm grateful for the Samurai show from Thomas.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you Thomas for the extra information. As I said,

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<v Speaker 2>we are always interested in knowing everything we possibly can

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<v Speaker 2>about a subject. So if you have anything to tell

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 2>us about James Bond that we missed, that we got wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>that we need to know, we want to hear it,

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