1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: It is time for Steve's favorite segment. 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 2: It's as the CLO Chief Love Officer, Ready for your 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 2: love questions. 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 1: This one is from Cammy in Detroit. 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 2: Cammy Wrights, I'm a thirty three year old married woman 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 2: and a few days ago I found a bag in 7 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 2: my husband's truck with a towel, two pair of boxers, 8 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 2: and body wash. My husband doesn't work out, so I 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 2: asked him why it was the bag in there. He 10 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 2: said that sometimes he can't make it to the bathroom 11 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 2: at work, so he keeps a change of undies in his. 12 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: Car just in case. 13 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 2: What. I don't know if I should believe him or not, 14 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 2: but he does have a sensitive stomach. 15 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: Is he lying? 16 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 3: No, no more slaving Steve. That's probably true, you know. 17 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 3: And I don't know how he am is it? I know, 18 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 3: well he got a sensitive stomach, said, and all he 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 3: got is a change underwear and some body washing. That 20 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 3: stuff right here. You know, you don't know how it's good. 21 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 2: You know. 22 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 3: See, ladies, you all have never really liked like you 23 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 3: needed on yourself for a lot, you know, to wear 24 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 3: where stained and you got guy parrest. You gotta get 25 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 3: that off, you you know, recom when you get older, 26 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 3: you know you've been drinking and stuff like that. You 27 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 3: got hennessy in that year, and you got the penicilla 28 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 3: in that en. You got stuff you got, You got 29 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 3: stuff in there, you got, you got anybody's in that 30 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 3: yearn Yeah, you took a vaccine. That's some of that scen. 31 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: In the year. 32 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 3: And you know all this stuff in the year, man, 33 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 3: you got you gotta deal with what's in that year. 34 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,119 Speaker 3: And the yearn't coming with epag trying to stay healthy 35 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 3: and all you got stuff in here, man, yearnings learning. Man, 36 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 3: you gotta get some soap on you. Man. So I'm 37 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 3: all right, No, I think the man is right right there, 38 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 3: you thirty three. I don't know how you hud. He 39 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,559 Speaker 3: can't hold his water good. At least it's his water. 40 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 2: You know. 41 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 3: He's a man just defecating on hisself. That's so he 42 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 3: don't have to get another job right here for anybody 43 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 3: fin to do that. But I'm feeling itself a lot 44 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 3: to it. Just tell me where dogs passed and wear 45 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 3: them ca it past to work and them right there, 46 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 3: he gonna be stuck in the bath room for a while. 47 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 3: Let you know, all right, go ahead, shure. 48 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: I'm going Lauren in Alabama. 49 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 2: Since five years ago, my husband called me from work 50 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 2: and said that he wanted a divorce. He said he 51 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 2: had found his soulmate and he wanted to be with her. 52 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 2: I had no idea at first that a soulmate is 53 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 2: our church member. I know for a fact that she 54 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 2: may still be married to an older man at the 55 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 2: church and he still pays all of her bills. I've 56 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,239 Speaker 2: been doing some spy work and I'm about to give 57 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 2: them a big both of them, a big wake up call. 58 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 2: Am I being evil? 59 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: Or should I do it? 60 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 3: Well? I really would like to know what the big 61 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,359 Speaker 3: wake up call is. I mean, if you think it's 62 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 3: a friend of yours from the church and she's still 63 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,119 Speaker 3: married to an older man, and he called you from 64 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 3: work and just said, hey, I want to be with 65 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 3: my soulmate. You know I want a divorce to come 66 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 3: through you off a little bit, but he don't want you. 67 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 3: That's clear clear. So you know, look, I could tell 68 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 3: you to just leave it go, but you hain't. You 69 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 3: got some information. You're gonna drop a bombshell. I just 70 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 3: need to know what you're gonna do it, and you're 71 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 3: gonna do it at his job. You're gonna do it 72 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 3: down at the church, probably have a lot more. You 73 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 3: need to know it's gonna be at though, Yeah, because 74 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 3: that that determines the biggest the size of the bombshell. 75 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 3: On his job, it won't create that bigger ruckers because 76 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 3: by Hr has to stay out of his personal life. 77 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 3: But if you do it down at the church, there 78 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 3: is your personal life. You know, church got no laws 79 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 3: down there. Are they gonna run that up there? They 80 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 3: gonna run that up the flag pole. I would leave 81 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 3: it alone and just realize he don't want you, because 82 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,920 Speaker 3: I mean when you do that, he still ain't gonna 83 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 3: want you. Yeah, now you done done some research, go ahead, 84 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 3: what I. 85 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: Feel like they want to fight for their marriage. 86 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 3: We say, the marriage you fit to fight for. He 87 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 3: don't want you, he'd have found his soul mate. If 88 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 3: a man call you and tell you that that you 89 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 3: can't fix that you're not feeling, all of a sudden, 90 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 3: you fin he fine, change his mind and you the 91 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 3: soul mate. Girl, go on about yourself, get your life. 92 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: All right, Lauren? 93 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 3: All right? 94 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 2: Moving on to Captain in Hoboken, New Jersey, Captain says, 95 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 2: I'm sixty six and I recently moved our senior living community. 96 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 2: I have a female next door that keeps coming on 97 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 2: to me, and I think she's a beautiful woman, but 98 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 2: she's got to calm it down. Let me pursue her. 99 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 2: I'm old school and I love the chase. I like 100 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 2: to pretend I still have it, and she won't let me. 101 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 2: I feel like the roles are reversed here. How do 102 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 2: I calm this old mouse down so the cat can 103 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 2: hunt his prey? 104 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 1: Help me out, brother. 105 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 3: Well, let me help y'all. Dog. See the part where 106 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 3: you say you had to pretend like you still got it, 107 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 3: you don't. It's okay. If you got to pretend that 108 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 3: you still got it, it's cause you don't, not. Dog, 109 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 3: things change. I got you old school, and you wanna 110 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 3: calm this cat down? And she beautiful and she's coming on. 111 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 3: She in the City Citizen home. She's attracted to you. Y'all. 112 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 3: Ain't got no whole lot of time now. If I 113 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 3: don't know how old you are, for you to move 114 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 3: your ass in the Senior Citizen whole, I don't know 115 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 3: her much time they got left, but till I do 116 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 3: know this, When you move into a Senior Citizen home. 117 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 3: You have lived longer than you got left. I damn 118 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 3: about promise well, I ain't saying this, Neil, but you 119 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 3: got your future is way shorter than your past. I 120 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 3: can promise you that. Okay, So now and she know that, 121 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 3: and you don't know what's wrong? Dog, I don't enjoy 122 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,279 Speaker 3: my new life. You got a new life. You a 123 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 3: senior citizen. Dog, it's new for you. You being hunted. 124 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 3: Get caught your old ass next door. So I let 125 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 3: her calm, just mess down, so I can act like 126 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 3: I'm doing something. I want to pretend like I still 127 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 3: got it. You don't still got it. You don't got 128 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 3: the kids the way you used to stay. You ain't 129 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 3: got the money you used to have. You don't dry 130 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 3: the car you used to have. You ain't got the 131 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 3: wardrobe used to have. You ain't got the swagging you 132 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,119 Speaker 3: used to have. That's why your asking at that old 133 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 3: folk home now, cause you ain't what you wasn't. Just 134 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 3: stop the way, damn dog, Oh that damn. Don't let 135 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 3: that old fire ass chick it. 136 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 1: You know how to keys you used to. He wants 137 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: to chase her. He didn't help him out. 138 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,720 Speaker 3: So I guess you open the don't let her in 139 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 3: and run around apartment, chase her like that. That other 140 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 3: thing you used to do is over you slow now, 141 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 3: damn no. 142 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: All right, captain, all right. 143 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 2: Javarius in Ohio says, I'm twenty six years old. My 144 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,599 Speaker 2: father remarried over a year ago, and I just can't 145 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 2: seem to warm up to my stepmom. She's in her 146 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 2: early thirties, and I can't do anything. She can't do 147 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:42,359 Speaker 2: anything like my mom did, especially cook. My father is 148 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 2: insisting that I spend Thanksgiving with them this year, but 149 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 2: I'd rather be with my grandparents since I know my 150 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 2: grandmother can still throw down in the kitchen. This is 151 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 2: my favorite holiday of all, and I don't want it ruined. 152 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 2: What excuse can I give my dad so I don't 153 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 2: have to go? 154 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 3: Hey, Dad, I'm going over to grandma house. You know, 155 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 3: they ain't got much longer to live. I was listening 156 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 3: to Steve Morning Show, and it was an old man 157 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 3: that rode in to him and told him he got luck. 158 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 3: He got a lot less left than he had in 159 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 3: his past. And I know Grandmama and them don't have 160 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 3: much left, and so I'm gonna go and spend some 161 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 3: time with them. You know, and hey, Dad, why don't 162 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 3: we go over there, while't we all spend the time 163 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 3: over there with our grandparents and show them that we 164 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 3: love him and everything or left them to grandparents on 165 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 3: you on his mama's side. Then you can't bring our 166 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 3: ass over there because they're gonna poison her. And then 167 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 3: she all right, Fela, that's what you're gonna have to do, 168 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 3: and sit. 169 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: Thank you, Cela, you're listening Morning show