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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, evildoer, evil doer, it's time to pay the piper.

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Speaker 1: My name is Pete Eakins and this is Dion correct.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the Are you cute?

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Speaker 1: Mother?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: It's time to pay the piper?

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Speaker 2: I know, no, you do not know me, but you've

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Speaker 2: rolled through the stop sign outside of my house about

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Speaker 2: seventeen times this month, and it's time to pay the piper.

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Speaker 1: And the piper's calling.

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Speaker 3: And that would be me.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about me when I describe the piper by

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Speaker 2: the way that I'm talking about me.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what you call yourself a piper?

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Speaker 1: It's a figure of speech. What are you? No, I

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Speaker 1: am not the police. Let me describe it for you.

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about a stop sign for do.

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Speaker 1: You or do you not?

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Speaker 2: Blow through the stop sign at intersection every morning at

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Speaker 2: about seven forty five?

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Speaker 3: Well, well, first of all, I don't blow through it,

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Speaker 3: but I don't come to a com I mean, I'm

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Speaker 3: not gonna lie to you. I don't come to a

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Speaker 3: complete stop. There's no one ever.

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Speaker 1: They let the record show that he's admitted to it.

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Speaker 1: Let the record show.

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Speaker 2: Let the records show that Dion has admitted to blowing

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Speaker 2: through this stop sign at intersection every single morning. It's

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Speaker 2: seven forty five, and that's why I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 3: You need let the record show. When is this court?

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Speaker 1: I'm issuing a citizen's arrest.

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Speaker 3: A citizens arrest via the phone? What kind of moron

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Speaker 3: are you? I can't arrest someone through the phone.

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Speaker 2: I tried to chase you down the other day, but

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Speaker 2: you are going a little too fast for me, and

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Speaker 2: I will not speed because I like to obey the law,

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Speaker 2: unlike you.

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Speaker 1: So I'm calling you to let you know that.

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Speaker 3: I will be There's no such thing as a citizen's

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Speaker 3: arrest or a stop sign.

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Speaker 2: Let the record, tele Let the records show that Dion

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Speaker 2: is resisting citizens rest right now?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to keep resisting?

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Speaker 3: There is no rest. We're on the phone, dumm, I'm

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Speaker 3: on the phone.

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Speaker 2: I will be by your house later this evening to

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Speaker 2: pick you up and take you down to the precinct.

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Speaker 3: You don't even know where I live. What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: Street?

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I will best.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm a good citizen, detective. Are you I am not?

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I told you I'm a citizen I'm a citizen issuing

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Speaker 2: a citizens arrest.

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Speaker 3: So weirdo, don't follow me to my house. If you

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Speaker 3: come to my door, please understand I'm knocking you the out.

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Speaker 3: Let's be clear.

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Speaker 2: Assaulting an officer out you will be assaulting a citizen

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Speaker 2: officer of the law at that point, and the penalty

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Speaker 2: is very big for that.

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Speaker 1: So I would suggest you behave saying.

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Speaker 3: There's a citizen officer. What planet are you all?

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Speaker 1: Citizen officer?

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Speaker 2: P Deacons here on the phone telling you that I

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Speaker 2: am issuing a citizen's arrest and I will be by

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Speaker 2: around six forty five this evening after I have my

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Speaker 2: dinner and cup of tea to put you under citizens arrest.

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Speaker 2: All I have, unfortunately, are some fuzzy handcuffs that me

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Speaker 2: my wife use and I will take you down to

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Speaker 2: the precinct and you will pay them.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, a little well, for first of all,

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Speaker 3: you're not arresting me. You're not putting any fuzzy handcuffs

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Speaker 3: on me. Peter. You're a pervert, that's all you are.

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Speaker 3: And I'm gonna blow through this stop signed tomorrow on

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Speaker 3: my way to work. You can't do, Peter, But if

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Speaker 3: you want to come to my house. This even come through.

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Speaker 3: I got a knuckle sandwich to go with that cup

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Speaker 3: with tea.

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Speaker 4: You okay, well then I'll let you know that this

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Speaker 4: is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 4: prank on you and your wife say you up, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She said that. You come on.

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Speaker 4: You always blow through this stuff, blowing through it all.

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Speaker 3: Look it's a stop sign. There's no one ever there.

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Speaker 3: I just cruised through it. I don't blow through it.

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Speaker 3: No one is no one there. But yes, what you

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Speaker 3: can tell my wife? Guess whose car is not getting

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Speaker 3: washed this? We can guess who's not putting gas in

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Speaker 3: her car this weekend. And oh and that's small repair

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Speaker 3: that she needs. Guess who's not gonna take care of

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Speaker 3: it this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with double phone Franks.