1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: You don't know confession. I can't take that. El Arms. 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 2: Mouse speaking text to seventy eight five nine two says, 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 2: just hired a new person at my work. She's completely 4 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: unqualified for the role, but her name is Selena, and 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 2: I just love that name. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. 7 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 2: I mean, we're all extremely unqualified for our jobs on 8 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 2: the radio. Yeah, and it shows in the quality of 9 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 2: our content. So right, don't ye don't feel bad about 10 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 2: confessing your truths. And we have a woman who wants 11 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,840 Speaker 2: to come clean today with the fake name Kara. So Caara, 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 2: welcome to the show. 13 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: I how bad at your job are you? I'm pretty 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: good at my job. Actually, what all. 15 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 2: Those overachievers boom? Okay, well you must be bad at 16 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 2: something if you want to confess, because the voice changer 17 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,319 Speaker 2: is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, 18 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 2: let's hear your confession. 19 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: Okay. So I did something pretty crazy. My friend said 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: it was definitely crazy. Okay, nice. 21 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 2: I like where this is going, so your friends know 22 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 2: they witness this unfortunately. 23 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: Yes, Okay. My ex boyfriend and I had one of 24 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: those on again, off again things for like a really 25 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: long time, one of those healthy relationships that yo yo 26 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: oh totally, and we break up and we date other people, 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: but then we always got back together again, which is 28 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: so obnoxious in your friend group because you're like drama again. 29 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: What's up, Kyle? Yea, you can talk bad, not too bad. 30 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 2: Rachel, don't feel badly. This is how Ross and Rachel 31 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 2: get together in the end, don friend, I believe in 32 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 2: fairy tale. 33 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: That is true. It's not real life. They like test 34 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 1: other things. 35 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 2: Yea is a palaeontology. Let's wait till we hear the 36 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 2: end of Kara's fairy tale story. Go ahead, Cad. 37 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: I kept telling my so this time we're really going 38 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: to work it out. This is it. Yeah. Then out 39 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: of nowhere I heard through the grapevine, and by grapevind, 40 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: I mean my Instagram stories he's getting married. Whoa wait, wait, 41 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: are you back on again while you find out he's 42 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: getting married? No? Okay, So it's during. 43 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 2: During one of your off periods. That would be wild 44 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 2: to see your ex that you keep hooking up with engaged. 45 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 2: So it's like, why didn't you commit to me? 46 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 1: Right? 47 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 2: Why did you feel that way? 48 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 1: A little bit exactly? So I saw the photo of 49 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 1: their wedding invite, and it had all the information there, 50 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: and I remember sitting on my couch staring at it 51 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: and thinking this can't happen. Oh oh, I don't like that. Well, okay, so, 52 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: like maybe if I showed up to his wedding see 53 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 1: me there? No, no, wait, please tell him that would 54 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 1: be the worst case scenario. You talked yourself out of that, right, No, 55 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: you showed up to his wedding, to your ex's wedding. 56 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: I just thought, okay, maybe we'd get a chance to 57 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: talk for a second. 58 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 2: Why you're gonna pull him aside at the wedding. 59 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: No, this isn't movie time. 60 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 2: How is this a secret? Everyone there must have seen 61 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 2: this happen. 62 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, a lot of people know who you are. 63 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you showed up in white, I swear. 64 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what happened? 65 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: Okay, so I didn't get caught. But look, I go 66 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: to the venue where they're hosting it, and I did 67 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: not go in the front door. I snuffed around the 68 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: back okay where the catering people were going in. Yeah, okay, 69 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: out of sight, and I just started pounding back to champagne. 70 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: Oh no, then you got drunk. Of course I got drunk, 71 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: but I didn't get to see him before the actual 72 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: ceremony started. So I watched the ceremony behind the cupcake table, 73 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: and I ate like six takes while I'm watching this. 74 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: Oh that's you never got. Maybe I should go now 75 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: when you see him, say I do please tell me 76 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: you left? Well eventually, but not then. Man. So the 77 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: worst part really was that my ex just looked really 78 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: really happy, and the part where they say like speak 79 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: now or forever hold repeat. I wanted to say something, 80 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: but I just I couldn't do it. 81 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 2: Good boy, So did you ever talk to him? 82 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: Uh? No? I? 83 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 2: Oh? Good? 84 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: Before I went. I actually I found some paper and 85 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: a pen. There were stationary of the place, and I 86 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: wrote a letter and I put it in an envelope 87 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 1: on the table with all the cards. Oh god. 88 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 2: So he got a letter from his ex and it said, 89 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,359 Speaker 2: in big words, congratulations. 90 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: I mean you are supposed to show up with a 91 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: gift always to show what did you put in your letter? 92 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 1: I confessed my feelings for him, and I told him 93 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: I'm happy for him, but if there's any chance, if 94 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:09,359 Speaker 1: he has any feelings whatsoever, please text me. Oh and 95 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: the couple always opens all those together. Yeah, I don't 96 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 1: know if you saw it. I don't know what his 97 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: wife thought, but he never hit you up good. 98 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you never You never reached out. 99 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,919 Speaker 1: No, I mean I just I feel like if I 100 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: had spoken up earlier and said something, that we would 101 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:30,359 Speaker 1: probably be together. I don't know. There's a good chance 102 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: you wanted to marry You have seen you. 103 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 2: With three cupcakes in your hands and been like, damn, 104 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 2: I made a mistake. 105 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: I think this is one of those we need to 106 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 1: move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I said it 107 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: was crazy. Yeah, yeah, that's a big one. 108 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 2: I think we all agree that you made the right 109 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,359 Speaker 2: choice by getting out of there before you did anything 110 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 2: too crazy. 111 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,359 Speaker 1: And you got dolled up and got some free cupcakes. 112 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: So I have champagne. 113 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, you do want to look good if you're going 114 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 2: to show up to an ex's wedding. So now, now, 115 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 2: where are you at in your love life? 116 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: I am single and kind of happy being single. 117 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 2: You know, some stuff out, Yeah, just waiting on that 118 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 2: divorce to come through so that you can hop back in. 119 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 2: No God, no keeps in the courtroom. Yeah, with pupcakes 120 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 2: in your mouth. You come from Zarah. Thanks for sharing 121 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,720 Speaker 2: your story with us and text in the seven, eight, 122 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 2: five nine two. If you have a confession you've been 123 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 2: holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice, 124 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 2: and make you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's 125 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 2: coming up right after this. 126 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.