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Speaker 1: Get your heads together and we're going to start to party.

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Speaker 2: And start part I'm ready to party.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran After Party.

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Speaker 2: The After Party Podcast. Yeah you had a party today,

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Speaker 2: you know it's time to podcast a couple of things

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Speaker 2: I want to talk about. First of all, let's talk

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Speaker 2: about throwing appliances, shall we.

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Speaker 3: You're the king of that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, am so. I got Jennifer from Pompino Beach,

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Speaker 2: Florida on the line. Hi, Jennifer, how are you.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Elvis, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 2: We're doing great. Let me set this up, Jennifer. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for your holding. By the way, so years ago, people

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Speaker 2: would sneak into my office and use my microwave oven,

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Speaker 2: and crap would starts splattering all over tomato, sauce and

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Speaker 2: food that was just it would turn hard. It was

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Speaker 2: microwave so much. Yeah, I got so mad. I told

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Speaker 2: him use your old microwave oven. Don't come into my

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Speaker 2: office to use my microwave oven. Yeah, so mad, I

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Speaker 2: picked it up and threw it across the hallway into

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Speaker 2: the into the room where they we called it the bullpen.

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Speaker 2: Yes it was. It was. If you were walking into

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Speaker 2: the hallway, all you saw was a microwave oven just

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Speaker 2: fly past out of one door into another, and then

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Speaker 2: it smashed the smither.

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Speaker 5: I apologized profusely for getting the ZD on the roof

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Speaker 5: of your microwave.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was me.

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Speaker 2: And then this morning I walked into the kitchen with

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Speaker 2: Gandhi and the place smells like burning toast and the

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Speaker 2: toaster oven is a flame because of all the crumbs

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Speaker 2: and pieces of food that have been in there since

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Speaker 2: since Obama was president.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the person who was using it actually had

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Speaker 1: the audacity to try and call for someone else to

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Speaker 1: come clean it, which was wild.

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Speaker 2: So I almost threw it. I almost threw another appliance

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Speaker 2: because that's by another one. So Jennifer heard us.

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Speaker 4: Talking about this, and I can definitely trrelate to what

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Speaker 4: you were feeling.

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Speaker 2: Okay, tell your story about your microwave oven.

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Speaker 4: Jennifer, Well, my microwave oven was a very nice microwave oven.

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Speaker 4: It's like a twelve hundred watt microwave on it, huge

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Speaker 4: monster microwave. It was a hand me down and I've

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Speaker 4: loved it for a very long time. But over the

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Speaker 4: last several months, every time you close the door, it

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Speaker 4: like wouldn't engage the sensor and the microwave wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Turn on you because turned the door open, you would.

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Speaker 2: It would have been bad, but please continue.

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Speaker 4: So I'd have to like slam the door once or

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Speaker 4: twice in order for it to engage. So I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 4: you no problem, whatever, it's fine. I'm like, I'll just

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Speaker 4: clean it out. My fiance is like, oh, don't worry,

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Speaker 4: I'll take care of it. My roommate's like, oh, I'll

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Speaker 4: just get a new microwave. And this has been going

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Speaker 4: on for almost a month. Well, yesterday, as I'm trying

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Speaker 4: time I tried to slam the microwave door and it

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Speaker 4: wouldn't engage. I felt an all American rage bubble up,

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Speaker 4: and I proceeded to rip the cord out the wall.

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Speaker 4: I halked this microwave up off the counter by myself.

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Speaker 4: I walked to the front door. I used my foot

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Speaker 4: out the front door of my house all over the sidewalk.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the smashing glass was excellent. It was the most

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Speaker 4: beautiful sound I have heard in the longest time. Oh,

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Speaker 4: I had such a deep breath. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 4: and goes, are you all right? What are you doing?

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Speaker 4: And I said, I feel much better now, I'm okay.

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Speaker 4: Oh it was amazing. Now I know how much better

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Speaker 4: you felt, because it was. I can't tell you how

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Speaker 4: I slept well last night. I woke up this morning

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Speaker 2: It's a game changer, it's cathartic, it's great. What's that GUTTI?

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Speaker 1: How long did you leave the mess out there before

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Speaker 4: Only just a few minutes, because I do have neighbors

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Speaker 4: sound was lovely meteor. Yeah, so I was like, Hi,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's me. I'm okay.

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Speaker 3: I think so I tag sales and buy cheap old

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Speaker 3: appliances and keep biances just so you can like crash

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Speaker 3: them every now and then when you're in a pissy mood.

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Speaker 2: It will help you feel better. How many times have

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Speaker 2: you heard of people who just throw plates at walls? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: or just you know, primal screams whatever. This is an equivalent,

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Speaker 2: But people don't do it because there's an imply there's

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Speaker 4: And it did take me like ten to fifteen minutes

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Speaker 4: my fe like I can help you, and I'm like, no,

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Speaker 4: I made the mess. I'm going to clean it up.

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Speaker 4: I got it.

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Speaker 2: That's your that's your circus. Here's my thing. We also

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Speaker 2: have these big chairs in here. I love to throw

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Speaker 2: a chair.

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Speaker 1: You do, good lord.

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Speaker 2: We love to break a chair. Mats in the way.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, there's a camera over there too. Watch how

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Speaker 1: far are you throwing?

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Speaker 6: Whoa oh yay you said there and yell you should

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Speaker 2: It really changes your day, It changes your demeanor, makes

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Speaker 2: you feel better. What does that chair?

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Speaker 4: Oh it does make you feel better. I just always

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Speaker 4: think it makes you feel better.

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Speaker 1: I throw it and break it, then I have to

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Speaker 1: replace it, and I'm not doing that well.

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Speaker 4: I do I went and got another microwave. It's not

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Speaker 4: had because I wasn't about to spend three hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: Great is you know what down the line, at some

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Speaker 2: point you're gonna be tossing this one too.

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Speaker 4: I won't feel so bad. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Listen, Jennifer, when you tossed the new microwave, make sure

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Speaker 2: you call us. We'll still be here waiting for you.

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Speaker 4: Promise if I toss any more appliances, especially at people,

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Speaker 4: I will call you.

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Speaker 2: H Jennifer, Everyone microrap, you have a beautiful day. Thanks

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Speaker 4: Have a great day, y'all thinks.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so are you now going to admit something to

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Speaker 2: the world. Does everyone know that you did this because

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Speaker 2: we're all sort of in on it, but you Gandhi

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Speaker 2: were the instigator.

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Speaker 1: Well, I believe that it has been discovered. I just

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Speaker 1: found out that my trickery was discovered from Steph, our

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Speaker 5: What go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Would you say?

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Speaker 5: I said, she gave me up?

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Speaker 1: Gave you up? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Maybe something else has happened. He coming you know, I

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Speaker 1: need to look for things. Okay, So we not long ago.

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Speaker 1: You know, we have food drops all the time, and

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Speaker 1: one of the things in the food drop was stone

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Speaker 1: crab claws, and I took to and I put them

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Speaker 1: in the fridge and I was like, shoot, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna eat them. But everybody said, you can't take them

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Speaker 2: Where'd you hide it?

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Speaker 1: I just tossed it on the ground by all the

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Speaker 1: cereal all But when was it there?

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Speaker 3: Because you know, me in that smell and I didn't

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I just saw the little red back. She left it

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Wait, so wait, wait, hold on, Where does Stephanie come into.

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Speaker 1: Play, because we were talking about another smell out there

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Speaker 1: and she said, oh, anything's better than Scotty's gross stone crabs.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, he found it and hasn't

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Speaker 2: Uh huht say anything about it? You knew who did it.

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Speaker 2: You knew Gandhi had everything in the world to do

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's why I didn't say anything. Because one

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Speaker 5: day she'll find it.

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Speaker 1: No, I know where it is.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, So you went back and

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Speaker 2: you hid the stone crab claw in Gandhi's areas.

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Speaker 5: I returned it to her space.

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Speaker 3: Find something else to hide.

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Speaker 1: The mistake that he made was not telling other people

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Speaker 5: Well, my mistake was not really cracking it open, so

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Speaker 5: it really stunk. That would have been spectacular, Scottie.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you want to start this war.

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Speaker 2: You started it.

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Speaker 6: I don't think you.

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Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, did you hid a potato in someone's apartment?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You found out later that the emissions from a rotting

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Speaker 2: potato can kill people.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm glad you brought this up, because this was

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Speaker 2: I was there.

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Speaker 3: She said, Wait a minute, you all knew about this potato.

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Speaker 3: I said, we talked about the potato on the air.

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Speaker 3: She said, I still didn't know about the potato.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently she found out like a week ago, and

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Speaker 1: I can kill you. Yes, No, so only massive amounts

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Speaker 1: of potatoes rotting could kill you. One could maybe make

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Speaker 1: you a little nutty for a while. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: But the reason that it sort of turned into a

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Speaker 1: back and forth was because there were four people in

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Speaker 1: on this potato gag. And as you all remember, I

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Speaker 1: came in and said, I think we moved the potato

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Speaker 1: because of these noxious gases. I'm not really sure it's

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Speaker 1: this great idea. The guys who were with me shut

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Speaker 1: about it. We're leaving the potato. And then I caught

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Speaker 1: all the blame for it. Uh huh, that needs to

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Speaker 1: be shared. But one of the people is no longer

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Speaker 2: A bunch of potatoes can make you nutty, but a

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Speaker 2: whole bunch of potatoes can kill you. You can just

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Speaker 2: leave them mountain and.

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Speaker 1: They rot allegedly.

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Speaker 3: Are you thinking of someone you want to do that

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Speaker 3: at all?

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Speaker 1: Bo I forgot about potato.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm learning here. One day she will

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Speaker 3: learn her lesson when she gives either Scotty a heart

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Speaker 3: attack or someone dies from potato fumes. Then she will say, yeah, maybe.

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Speaker 2: I took it first.

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Speaker 5: That's no longer with us? Is that because that's the potato?

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Speaker 3: No, did they die? Did you kill them?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's not the murderer here. One day she

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Speaker 2: will learn her lesson, said Dan Yelle about Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: I've there have been so many times in my life

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Speaker 1: I should have learned the lesson, and I faral cotward.

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Speaker 2: Someone dies, you might.

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Speaker 4: An after party

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Speaker 6: Mmmm