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Speaker 1: This is a headgun podcast. Who's that knocking at the door.

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Speaker 1: It's all your friends, your filthy horror. Your husband's gone,

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Speaker 1: and we've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook, It's memoirs. Morteenye. Clebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club, Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity Book Club,

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Speaker 1: Tell your secrets. We won't talk clebrity books. No, boys

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Speaker 1: are alloud. Celebrity book Say it Loud and Cloud Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club. Buzz Man. I brought the Queer Foe. Hey,

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Speaker 1: best friends. Oh my god, Oh my god, so good

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Speaker 1: to see you. It's really so good to see you.

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Speaker 1: We actually, I feel we really haven't seen each other

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Speaker 1: in a long time. Yeah, we've we've barely connected. Yes, No,

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Speaker 1: everybody's everywhere. There's so much going on in the world.

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Speaker 1: The world is really going off right now. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: been up, it's been down. By the way, I'm Lily, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm Steven, And this is the Celebrity Book Club. Today.

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Speaker 1: We are I want to get into some other stuff,

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Speaker 1: but just to let you know, listeners, today we are

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Speaker 1: talking about are literally our seventh set of twins, our

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Speaker 1: eighth Canadian Jonathan Scott Drew with Scott also known as

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Speaker 1: the Property Brothers, and their book It Takes to Our Story.

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Speaker 1: I guess I want to ask you a question kind

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Speaker 1: of what's wrong with us that we keep getting drawn

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Speaker 1: to both twins and Canadians. Yeah, and is it us

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Speaker 1: or is it just that there's tons of twins that

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Speaker 1: are happened to half be Canadian that our celebrities and

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Speaker 1: right memoirs. I think twins are more common than you think.

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Speaker 1: And also I think twins are probably more likely to

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Speaker 1: be celebrities because of course they grow up with that

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Speaker 1: being fascinated by them. There's just sort of an eate

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Speaker 1: narcissism to twindom oh absolutely, quote unquote, you know the

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Speaker 1: twin factor which they talk about you feel stronger in

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Speaker 1: has your back and you lady gets you and so.

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Speaker 1: But it's also it's that, but it's also people look

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Speaker 1: why not just become famous? Right, or a magician or

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Speaker 1: tempt which Jonathan Scott pursues for quite some time. I

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Speaker 1: also feel like, you know, we always just wonder what

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Speaker 1: the deal is with twins, you know, like some questions

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Speaker 1: I have about like male twins, like if they're fu yeah,

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Speaker 1: do they fuck? Like I mean the sexuality in this way?

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Speaker 1: She is crazy and they live together in a huge

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Speaker 1: house in Vegas with their wives, with their wives, and

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Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, of course, our wives would like always

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Speaker 1: be coming into our rooms. And like me and my

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Speaker 1: wife Linda created a sanctuary that was like French bistro

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Speaker 1: style but like also it's open house and come in

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Speaker 1: because we're making crapes. So just about up for a second.

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Speaker 1: For those who don't know, The Property Brothers are obviously

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Speaker 1: brothers um and they have a home design empire. Empire say,

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Speaker 1: they have a show called The Property Brothers where they

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Speaker 1: help people buy homes and then they renovate them. So

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Speaker 1: they get find a fixer upper for a young couple,

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Speaker 1: typically right, and then they have a certain renovation budget

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Speaker 1: and they fix it up basically the same plot as

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Speaker 1: Fix Her Upper hosted. So I am moren just to

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Speaker 1: I'm more of a fixer upper head and gas Chip

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Speaker 1: of course, But I mean and just kind of I'm

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Speaker 1: Christina and Tark Yeah. And Christina with her like face,

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Speaker 1: just like I need the gray black splash. I need it.

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Speaker 1: What is it called? Um? I saw this Christine and

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Speaker 1: Tark where like this is very San Diego home based,

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with rain? And it's the colling can rust

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Speaker 1: of twenty Oh my god, the snow. But you're like

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Speaker 1: addicted to the Property Brothers game. Well, okay, so there's

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Speaker 1: the Property Brothers in their empire. They don't just have

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Speaker 1: they do competitive renovations on t They're totally totally competitive. Also,

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Speaker 1: just let's say that this is I don't know, one

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Speaker 1: of the most random fucking books I've ever read my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean Canadians let's look, let's back it up. For

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Speaker 1: they're Canadian. We've talked about a lot of Canadians on

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Speaker 1: and but most of the country's empty. It's kind of like,

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Speaker 1: As you know, I've been hiking Bam and this book

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Speaker 1: random books. Um we've read so again as now we

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Speaker 1: are like fully like study years of twins. It's classic

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Speaker 1: hokey is they annotate each other's chapters in this fake

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people on HGTV are corny,

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Speaker 1: a mobile game that I am still obsessed with. I

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Speaker 1: started during the pandemic. I'm on currently on level five

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Speaker 1: ninety one. Stop and they would send me, let's say, sir,

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Speaker 1: that's insane. You're on level five thousand ninety one. I'm

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Speaker 1: also in a team. Now, are you with the Kamala team?

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Speaker 1: I know the Mamalas, wouldn't. I mean they're a closed team. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that I'm on is called Clutch Moves for Fagots. No

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Speaker 1: I'm a fingerist, right, I play piano. I play video

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Speaker 1: feel like it's really about finger to brain versus arm

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Speaker 1: maybe why those candy crush games don't appeal to you, right,

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Speaker 1: It's like maybe just the laces a little bit long,

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Speaker 1: my own pace. It's just like, you're screwed. You're screwed,

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Speaker 1: I know, to walk by the person to not sit

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Speaker 1: I'm just this cucked loser tying my shoe in the street.

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Speaker 1: Some whole bitch told me to. Speaking of out losers,

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Speaker 1: the Property Brothers. Okay, so what's his name? Jonathan is

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Speaker 1: now dating Zodectionel. Wait, you don't know that. We I

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Speaker 1: a little background on the boys, you know Canada, blah blah.

431
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Speaker 1: They're like so shar tank and like you know, schilling,

432
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: like hangers that are like embroidered so they can afford

433
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Speaker 1: Scottish swords and Okay, so this is what sort of

434
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Speaker 1: I was theorizing as I was reading this book. This

435
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Speaker 1: I feel like they perhaps more than any figure I

436
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: have figure on culture, they sort of represent both the

437
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,360
Speaker 1: dominant esthetic in American culture and the aesthetic trends both

438
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: of just like home to core, but like also just

439
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: like the idea of culture, well hustle culture, I mean,

440
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: but like but literally a setic of just like let

441
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Speaker 1: me completely erase whatever was here, and like let me

442
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Speaker 1: erase any connection to history or setting in your place,

443
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: and let me put in just like neutral colors and

444
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: a ship ton of different backsplashes and feature walls and

445
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: throw pillows and like overdecorate and over stuff. But in

446
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 1: this like where it all comes from Wayfair, And like

447
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: I think the show this one is like sponsored by Wayfair,

448
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: where I would watch's brother of hers brother, and it's

449
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 1: like there's a segment on every episode where they're just like,

450
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Speaker 1: we need to get this outdoor furniture, and then it

451
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: cuts to like their outdoor furniture expert. Who is this

452
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: like just a representative from Wayfair. It's a woman on

453
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Speaker 1: a couch with an iPad on wayfair dot Com just

454
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Speaker 1: being like they're gonna love this and so any day.

455
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Speaker 1: That just to roast one of our listeners, my sister

456
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: who literally said to me yesterday, well, on a five

457
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Speaker 1: hour drive she was looking for a lamp. She goes,

458
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: I think wayfare is kind of my sight. Wow, And

459
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, babe, it's every wind sight. But they

460
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Speaker 1: do this. They basically they are okay in a lows

461
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: ad or like a home reno ad when it's like

462
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 1: lows do it yourself and you see a woman and

463
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Speaker 1: her husband both together putting on stick on backsplash. Oh god,

464
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: you see in this montage of like you can do

465
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Speaker 1: it in a weekend. I mean that's the aesthetic they're credit.

466
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 1: They don't do stick on, they're doing actual backsplash, which

467
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: she inspires. Fine, but it inspires people to do that

468
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: stick on. But I think that idea of like, you know,

469
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Speaker 1: some of the renovations they do, like they'll be a

470
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Speaker 1: gorgeous like California like old home and it's like kind

471
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Speaker 1: of crumbling and like I'm sure the foundations that up

472
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Speaker 1: to code orerever and they're like it's got this awful

473
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Speaker 1: collar and it's like kind of a cute teal collar

474
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: and scott like the wrought iron back when it's like

475
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 1: they don't even leave one single element in place so

476
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: that you can even see that it was like this

477
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: cute nineteen fifties home. They're just like the entire thing

478
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Speaker 1: has to become like charcoal with a cedar accent window.

479
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: And then just like the mulched like tiered front yard,

480
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: and then the like the hot tub and the floating

481
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: camp fire and like that hanging pod chair that's like netted.

482
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: That's like so cheesy, okay, Which a certain lesbian influencer

483
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Speaker 1: who was the broker for your apartment, oh can whatever

484
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Speaker 1: lest she'll talk about her kio Me of real word fame,

485
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Speaker 1: who's also it's also a licensed real tick broker in

486
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Speaker 1: New York and did find in the mycrent department. Okay.

487
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: Her girlfriend posted literally that netted outdoor chair you're talking

488
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: about and was like, oh, I want to get this

489
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: for like kim me for birthday, but why does it

490
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 1: have to be the twelve hundred dollars or something like that.

491
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 1: And it's like their aesthetic is also so wayfair and

492
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: like they want to be like property lesbian wives. Yeah,

493
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: they really do. And there I mean every corner of

494
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: their house has been turned into just like a built

495
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: in bench with sixteen pillows that no one's ever sitting

496
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Speaker 1: gray pillows. And this is why I will give It's

497
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Speaker 1: like for as much as Chip and Joe Juanna are

498
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: like the full farmhouse esthetic, and they do that to

499
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Speaker 1: every house and it's ship lap and beams, right at least,

500
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Speaker 1: I feel like with someone's home they will be like,

501
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: and we know you loved that original Texas nineteen o

502
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Speaker 1: to Fireplace, right, they're keeping like one thing where I

503
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: feel like the property Brothers are just eliminate everything. And

504
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: they talk about the only episode that they didn't air

505
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: was like some fireman who bought a house on the

506
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Speaker 1: sinking land, and they were like, we're not doing that

507
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: because they don't want to like encourage you to buy

508
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Speaker 1: a house which was responsible, which is responsible. So the

509
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: other just like there's sort of half of this grander

510
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Speaker 1: point that I wanted to make. Um, please say your

511
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Speaker 1: grandpoint because I actually have something biggieback off the grander point.

512
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: I do want you to joan off. Yeah, but I

513
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: feel like in as sense they represent what both the

514
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 1: promise and the tragedy of American capitalism is. And I

515
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Speaker 1: would have said that even before I read this book,

516
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Speaker 1: because it is just like what is house flipping? If

517
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: not I'm going to take something that exists and I'm

518
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: going to try to sell to someone else and make

519
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: a profit. I'm going to like basically like be the middleman.

520
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: But then you read this book and this is what

521
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: they've been doing their whole lives. Their very first business

522
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: was selling hangers, Like they found these little coat hangers

523
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 1: and they would wrap a ribbon around them and then

524
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: sell them at a profit. Or there was that other

525
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 1: thing when they remember the like rape alarms. Yeah, they

526
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: were like designed rape alarms and then they ordered they

527
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: just they just resold. They just resold them. They just

528
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: but they just took an existing thing that was like

529
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: this rape alarm, they created some marketing around it, created

530
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: like some need for it, and we're just like sold

531
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Speaker 1: them to all their friends in their random Vancouver sup

532
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Speaker 1: or no. And then they had and then it was

533
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: like so that thing where they've had so many failed

534
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: businesses and it's like but that's how you get to

535
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: the succeeding business. As they take risks where they're just

536
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: being like, yeah, I had spent maxim my credit cards

537
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars on the rape whistles, and like,

538
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 1: our rape whistles were just sitting like up garage Calgary

539
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: and then their other further JD. It was like giving

540
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: them as like gag gifts for years and they're like,

541
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: and then we got to the storage unit and there

542
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: was no rape whistles. But back to your point, I

543
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: think you're totally correct, and also just right their first

544
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: house that they flip, they're like, yeah, we redid the

545
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: basement so then we didn't like have to pay rent

546
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: and then we charge rent everyone else they pay the

547
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: mortgage and they like created these two bedrooms. So it's

548
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: on the one sense, it's like I feel like the

549
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: promise is like okay, like you're rehabilitating something. You know,

550
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: you're you're fixing the dish rack instead of ordering a

551
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: new one off Amazon. But at the same time, you're

552
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: not really because you are completely racing whatever the existing

553
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: thing is, and then you're selling it at just like

554
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: a tiny little profit, and you're doing this over and

555
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: over and over and over and over again. When they're

556
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: getting really successful, they talk about when they wanted to

557
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: start doing houses in Nashville, and Nashville has been like

558
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: one of the most fastest growing cities and like most

559
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: treasured cities, and like everything has become so uncommon James,

560
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: and like in it, they're like, yeah, we were begging

561
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: for two years to our producers too, just like Shoot

562
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: in Nashville, and now we've seen just like now so

563
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: many reality shows like Shooting in Nashville, and just like

564
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: so many places in Nashville are getting like shattered down

565
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: to make just like one big high top reclaimed high

566
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: top backslash and everyone is just living in this grand

567
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: West down backsplash. But the rents have like skyrocketed, just

568
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: like obviously, like poor people are like moving farther out

569
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: the classic just like gentrification because they can't afford the

570
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: new just like wayfared reclaimed backsplash houses. And they're just

571
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: so eager to back splash a city and they knew

572
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: Nashville was just ready for them to backsplash. And then

573
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: in the sense it's like you know, who really win

574
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: in this because they don't really win that much either.

575
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean just watching this brother of his brother, and

576
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: so the brother of his brother is sort of more

577
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: nakedly capitalistic, where it's like the competition is who can

578
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: make the biggest profit on the house that they renovate.

579
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: And the season I watched was in San Francisco and

580
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: it was like one of them, did you know nine

581
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: hundred and six thousand alls with the renovations sold the

582
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: house for million, made fourteen thousand more profit, and the

583
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: other wom made a six thousand dollar profit. And it

584
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: was like after months and months and like building eighteen thousand,

585
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: like new rental units and hot tubs, and you're just

586
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: like all of this for a six thousand dollar profit.

587
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: Like there's just something so sad and pathetic about That's

588
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: what I kind of don't get about house flipping. I mean,

589
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't really matter to them at that

590
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: point because they're just getting paid by h TV, so

591
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: they can just do whatever. Same with like Turk and whatever.

592
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm just like, they're always on the phone. It's always

593
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,239
Speaker 1: that moment mid in a house show where they got

594
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: the call and they're like, so here's the thing. We

595
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,719
Speaker 1: found termites and the beams. Yeah, and then they call

596
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: the person and they're like, oh man, Ninja Sauce, like

597
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: we got termites and they're like, oh, I wish I

598
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: could just go to Munich right now and just like

599
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: drink with the boys, But I can't. We gotta figure

600
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: out these termites. And they spend so much money and

601
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: then they're like great, twenty thousand, and that goes back

602
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: into buying the next house. It's the belief that you know,

603
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: somewhat else will pay more for this existing thing if

604
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: I put a new face on it and make it

605
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: reflect the whatever is currently in trend. Well, I think

606
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: what they say is totally corrective. What happens in all

607
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: these shows where once they are done like flipping, people

608
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: who want to move are like, wait, I don't want

609
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: to move. I want to like live in this like

610
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: Property Brothers House, which is the premise of one of

611
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: my other favorite shows, Love It or Listening, but that's

612
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Speaker 1: a love or to list It? Or have you seen

613
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: the Seattle one. It's like Seattle or Portland, very cat

614
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: eyed sisters who are not twins, and it's they rent

615
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: a houses that have been on the market for like

616
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: many months and haven't sold, and they rent o just

617
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: like two rooms. They'll be like give them a new

618
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: mudroom and living it's always just like the kitchen and

619
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: then gets such an eighty twenty thing where they're like,

620
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: we front the money and then we take thirty percent

621
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: of the things and blah blah blah. You get three

622
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: months to like put in this new shower cartain and

623
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: you're like, I guess it nights are and they're like,

624
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: and now it's worth one dollars more and you're like,

625
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: huh okay. Confuses. Maybe. Also always at house sales or

626
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: people are like, our budget is four hundred and twenty

627
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: six thousand, and then I mean, I know, it's like

628
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: how much your approof for a mortgage, right, And then

629
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: they'll find a house that's like four hundred and thirty

630
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: one thousand, and they're like, oh, that's really tie. You

631
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: think on a lot of shows they are obviously over

632
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Speaker 1: dramatizing that obvious yes, acting okay, Well he he talks

633
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: about you know, the show and what is faking what

634
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: is real, and he basically says, like, you know, beyond

635
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: the regular reality TV things where you redo a conversation

636
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: because there was sound or whatever, you sort of stage

637
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: the conversation about a real issue just so you can

638
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: get it on tape that it's all real, Like they

639
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: really are finding them the houses. They really are like

640
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: doing the real people because sometimes you think, oh whatever,

641
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: just the production is paying for everything, but no, these

642
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: people are buying the houses, which I kind of was

643
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: surprised by, I guess, but I guess like what I

644
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: will say is maybe a bit more believab because we

645
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: watch the show, like they don't always show them like

646
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: three houses, like they will show them like sometimes four

647
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: or like five, because like the people don't choose. You

648
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: always wonder, like with household or do they pick the

649
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: house before, because I mean with house Hunders as you know, right,

650
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: it's rifect. That was kind of I feel like when

651
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: I found out that House Hunters was completely fake, that

652
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: was like the wrestling right thing for me. But I

653
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: found it saying it isn't real for you. Yeah. For

654
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: those who don't know, house Unders is the show where

655
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: they obviously show them three houses, they have to pick one,

656
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: and they always know in advance. What they do is

657
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: they find a couple who is already in the process

658
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: of moving in or is in escrow or just moved in,

659
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: and then the producers move all their furniture out of

660
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: the house and then shoot them seen two houses they

661
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: haven't seen and then their own house. Don't you think

662
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: it's the same with property brothers though where they they

663
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: already know that they're not totally assumed, but he's saying

664
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: that it's not well, Okay, I don't know why. Again

665
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: we're like believing he's Steven. He's an illusionist. He's an illusionist, right,

666
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: I just and just to kind of back up, So

667
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: Jonathan's whole thing is that he was a magician and

668
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: was just like he dreamed of being David Copperfield. Like

669
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,479
Speaker 1: that's also why he really moved to Vegas, Like they

670
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: got their real estate licenses, but like Drew was trying

671
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: to act, and Jonathan was on the illusionist track. Okay,

672
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: when he got swindled by that other magician, Yeah, we

673
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: need to talk about. So he gets swindled, moved to

674
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: Calgary to like at ten University of Calgary. Drew was

675
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: attend Universe of Crogary to try and become a basketball player. Yeah, sure, fine,

676
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: but also pursue acting acting. But Jonathan like really wanted

677
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: to become an illusionist, idolized. David Copperfield had built just

678
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: what he keeps talking about the illusions that he built. No,

679
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: he's like big basically like the wooden boxes that you

680
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: hide it. Yeah, it's funny, is you know, currying a

681
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 1: woman in half? But he also a lot of swords,

682
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: a lot of capes, and you know, the book is

683
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: fun because it has all these photos of like his

684
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: illusion flyers in it, and he has like totally nineties

685
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: like long hair and he's like in a billowy white

686
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: shirt and like black jeans. Yeah, I'm obsessed with his

687
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: illusion a style. And they're also wait, just sidebar about

688
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: you're talking about the quality the book is the glossiest. Yeah,

689
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: it's in like coffee tables. Book is so heavy, but

690
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: it's not that thick because like it's like really high

691
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: quality of paper. And then every like six pages there'll

692
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: be a random, like full bleed photograph of either Jonathan

693
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: or Drew like being slightly cooky in like jeans and

694
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: a Henley. Right, it's like super tight, no, I know,

695
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: just like a yoga pose and a Henley. And you're like,

696
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 1: that's supposed to show like how totally crazy and Canadian

697
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: twins they are. I think they wanted to make it

698
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: a coffee of the book, but they're like, we have

699
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: too many stories to tell. It's also like this book

700
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: is like we only really get to the kind of

701
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: real estate stuff, and I don't know the last few chapters.

702
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: The first I would say seventy five percent of the

703
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: book is like them on their like epic trip to Munich,

704
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: and they're all just in like huge cargoes, all balding,

705
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: tiny glasses. But yeah, So Jonathan is an illusionist and

706
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 1: like he gets swindled out of the love of magic.

707
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: Some guys like, all pay eighty thousand dollars for all

708
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: of your magic equipment, right, And he's like all right, So, um,

709
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: I figured he knew my friend, and I tried to

710
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: call my friend to see if he was a good guy,

711
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: but couldn't get in touch. So I told him he

712
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: could have all the stuff and pay me back on

713
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: a payment plan, which is crazy, and he he swindled himself.

714
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: I mean, who would ever do this? Yeah, I mean

715
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: I guess that is very stereotypically Canadian. Too nice, he's

716
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: too trusting. Yeah, yeah, he's like, I know what it's

717
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 1: like to be a struggling illusionist, right, And he's thinking like, well,

718
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: it's this illusionist code, and like you gotta save a

719
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: fellow illusionist. And then he's like, you know after that,

720
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: and he's like, I was so depressed. I had nothing.

721
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: I was like three hundred thousand dollars in dead and

722
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: I just lost all my illusional equipment. And it worked

723
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: so hard to build the illusions. I mean, they must

724
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: have had tons of credit cards. Then again, they're like

725
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: building a house right after they get swindled out of

726
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: illusion equipment. It seems like they're kind of making someone

727
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: some financialist because he was like, we didn't over leverage

728
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: ourselves like before the crash, because we saw that a

729
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: mayor was experienced at housing bus and we knew that

730
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: Canada was next, and so we actually didn't like buy

731
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: a ton of property with intent to flip, like we

732
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: only had one that we were flipping at the time,

733
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: and so we were able to get out and then

734
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: go to Las Vegas and then once again like be

735
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: insanely predatory and just like snap up a lot of

736
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: cheap foreclosed homes that were like sort of mid renovation,

737
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: finished them on the cheap, and then sold them in

738
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: a profit sort of by low so high if you will,

739
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: which was smart. Another another I mean, the fact that

740
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: they're so connected to Vegas is again just so emblematic

741
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: of the American experience, right bye bye bye. I mean

742
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: it's it's you know, it's the consumption capital of the country.

743
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 1: No windows, bet high bed high high beds, high beds,

744
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: and lots of air conditioning. Not only he's like, oh, well,

745
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: that's so connected to Vegas because of the magic world.

746
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: But then it's all to them just buying like so

747
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: many just like tone homes in Greater Vegas. Okay, the

748
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: part when Jonathan starts dating Jacinta, who he sees like

749
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: at an event or something. He was like this tall,

750
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: gorgeous blonde, and then they finally go on a date

751
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: at the Bellagio again in Vegas. This whole half of

752
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: the Buck also takes place in Vegas, and he's like

753
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: and she was like kind of sassy, and he didn't

754
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: get that she was being sarcastic, and he was being like,

755
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: so like what, like what are your career goals? And

756
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: she was just like, oh, you stop asking me boring

757
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: questions and he stormed off. He died that part. I

758
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: was like, go off ya, Sinta, Like that's so funny.

759
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: He was probably being like, so, how are your parents

760
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: and they're just at there's like crazy Bellagio Hotel bar

761
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: with like we say the bag dide we own the

762
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: first half of our Vegas trip. Yes, okay, so okay,

763
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: set the mood. They're at a mount of those just

764
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: like insane Venetian. They sound fab but literally everywhere someone

765
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: is walking around with like a massive plastic supernir cup.

766
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 1: There's just like so many just like Oceans Oceans eleven,

767
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: Like the way that Vegas does not look like Oceans

768
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: eleven at all, right, and of course everyone is in

769
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: there's like a foam hat and like and not my

770
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: personal you know. I'm always like, why can't we go

771
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: back to old Vegas when it was all Snatrum Monroe

772
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: and you go to Vegas and it's just like Camo

773
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: basketball shorts. No, and people aren't drinking out of a

774
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: plastic tube that's around their neck. Wait, and what happened

775
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: in Vegas? You like needed pants and we're going to

776
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: like run across a tram to an h and m

777
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 1: is that you are like another one of our Vegas

778
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: grew I feel like that happens a lot when I'm

779
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: like panically running to an hrom. I know, because we

780
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: were like going to go to Tao and they were

781
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: and they were gonna be so like dress code and

782
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: just like you need to look just like the cheesiest

783
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: straight guy would look like a real Turbi diagonal, unbuttoned,

784
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: button down like insane flared, just insane um like faded pants. Whiskered, whiskered, Yeah,

785
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: I remember you were just like classic you Before any event,

786
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: you have to panic and for some reason not have pants.

787
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: And just like to get anywhere in Vegas you have

788
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: to like run across like eight trams and skyways and

789
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: it takes everything, is like a parking lot inside of

790
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: a parking lot, inside of a tram. When he proposes

791
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 1: the other one and Drew is that you send it

792
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: one of them. He proposes to his wife in a helicopter,

793
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: so bachelor above a desert in Vegas, Like, yeah, she

794
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: wasn't surprised because I am a romantic and I'm always

795
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: doing fun dates, so she wasn't shocked when the helicopter

796
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: landed at the Bellagio and I took her on a

797
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: just a fun trip around Vegas. And then it had

798
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: spelled out in the desert marry me in lights and

799
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: he was on me. Also new phrase he refers to

800
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: like relationship red flags as yellow lights. Okay, well this

801
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: part really stood out for me. Yeah, Jonathan's first marriage.

802
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: When he realizes it's crumpling, he goes yellow light. She

803
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: didn't let me have bagpipers at my wedding. Yeah, that

804
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: was to celebrate our Scottish heritage. I read that and

805
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: I was just like, if says no bagpipes at the wedding,

806
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell Lily like devorce. No seriously, Like

807
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: I was reading that across the room of the couch

808
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's just I was like warning, like,

809
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: we're having bagpipers. What's insane is that she let him

810
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: wear kilts and all his like griomsmen were kilts, but

811
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: no back. It's like, bitch, if you're gonna do the kilts,

812
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 1: do the bagpipers. You're in Vegas. Everything's fake. Who Yeah, Okay,

813
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: but when he plans that date for Jacinta in New

814
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 1: York and he creates the fake website called Convincing Jacinta

815
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: dot Com, I have the passage right here where I

816
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: cryptically laid out a series of clues about the adventures

817
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: that I waited. She loved the mystery and didn't come

818
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: close to guessing what the activities were A medleya visits

819
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: to the Central Park Zoo, an escape room, an archery range,

820
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: and one of the oldest pizza joints in the city.

821
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: When I read that, I was like, they are the

822
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: most escape room at throwing people in the entire world.

823
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 1: Well the other but Linda and Linda, yeah, also do

824
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: a pizza Pizza Knights. And this comes back to that,

825
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: just like straight people are insane, what do they talk

826
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: about to escape? Again? The one time he is talking

827
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 1: to Escinta their first hand, she's like, you're so awkward.

828
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: You're literally like full aspergers. You're being like, so, what

829
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: are your interests? It's like, okay, it is that okay

830
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: on that like autism, Love Show in the Spadroom, right,

831
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: Love and Spectro and they keep on asking questions to

832
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 1: keep it going. They're like, where are your interests? Where

833
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: are you from? Right? What do you like to do

834
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: in the weekends? Is that? I think that is what

835
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: conversation is. It is questions, but they're you know, but yeah,

836
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: they're just being more intastic about it. I guess I'm saying, like,

837
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: you're not waiting for the response and then to go

838
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: and then like telling anando and then telling a joke.

839
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: It's like the art of conversation. One person says something

840
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: and you respond and you so crazy. And they even

841
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: say themselves they were night of the Roxbury, and it's

842
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: like it sounds like you guys were so night the Roxbury,

843
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,919
Speaker 1: just like drinking water at a club. Oh, they're also

844
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: so you. At some point in the book they're like, yeah,

845
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: we like to get dirty, dirty with three extra olives.

846
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because they're so like order and Martinian asking

847
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: for a pornographic um um. Oh wait. The only other

848
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: thing that I wanted to say, literally, the only other

849
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 1: thing that I even wanted to mention at all, um

850
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: was what I do like is that it's like you

851
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: do hear from other people's like the brother pops in

852
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: and like the wives like get a little chapter, or

853
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: like I love that Linda. I mean, I say, Linda

854
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: seems like a lot of fun way, but Linda's spilled

855
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: such team. But PA's when she said that pas are

856
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: always awkward, and there she goes, they're not pas if

857
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,919
Speaker 1: they are not awkward, which I think is the most

858
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,720
Speaker 1: genius sentence. It's like, obviously you're awkward if you're pas.

859
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: You're just like starting out and running around. But it's

860
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: like it's too weird if you're not awkward, Like you

861
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 1: have to be so like coffee for three, sorry, latte,

862
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: run back, and you have to because you're always you

863
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: have to nervously interrupt people all the time, but you

864
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: don't know like who in the hierarchy is like the

865
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: one that you're not supposed to interrupting, Like there's maybe

866
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: a crazy actress there that day, and there's like the

867
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: director who is like has this zego. So it's like

868
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: you have to manage all this and like not seem

869
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: like you're usurping anyone, but you also do need to

870
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: get in there, so it's like the only to do

871
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: that is to be awkward. When I pad Slash like

872
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: intern for any show, I would say the level of

873
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: awkwardness I felt was the same level of awkwardness I

874
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 1: felt like first day of seventh grade, like bringing drinks

875
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: to the like producers at Jerry Springer and just like

876
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: being like um McDonald's soda to her box, just like

877
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 1: trembling about to throw up, Like it's an awkward usk job. Yeah,

878
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: she goes all the way off because She's like, she

879
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: has just one page and that's what she decides to awkward.

880
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: But she also was like their creative consulting producer, so

881
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: it makes sense they work together. Okay, this is a

882
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: passage from Linda. Drew is often more of an antic

883
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: than a Romeo. So when it comes to romantic getaway

884
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: as our dates, ours are far from technical. But that's

885
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: just the way we like it. Whether it's an escape room,

886
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: an obstacle course, jim, a pottery or cooking class, a

887
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: flying treppie is dancing, or an improv workshop, we take

888
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: the time to do things the other person's crazy about.

889
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 1: This is what we're saying about. Like straight people need

890
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: all these insane group on activities. They need like a

891
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: campcatseler for every day of the week. And I feel like,

892
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 1: growing up watching blind Ade, I was like, that's how

893
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: you show your romantic If you take someone to a

894
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: skydiving class, to a chocolate tasting to an axe throwing

895
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: emptylogy class, then it's not romance if you don't like

896
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: fill the days and nights with every single group on

897
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: activity on the site. But now that you're saying that,

898
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: I'm just like, well, I want to take you to

899
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 1: a mythology class exactly that. I'm like, that sounds finely,

900
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: I am someone. I mean, we go to escape room.

901
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: We did an escape room that one time. Well do

902
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: you know, I'm so you were very kind of like,

903
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: this isn't my thing, you know, I want to go

904
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: to the chocolate tasting and the axe throwing. Talk about

905
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: things that don't match in my brain. I cannot do

906
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: escape rooms. The puzzle does not connect. It was, yeah,

907
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: the commedy to the puzzle and it's kind of dark,

908
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: and you were just kind of like honestly a favor

909
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: and like I realized very quickly because you wanted to

910
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: be into the sort of steampunk esthetic of it, because

911
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: like most escape rooms are like being so steampunk and

912
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: everything is just like Lord Thistlewick like kind of crazy

913
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: love that mystery and right finding the but it's not

914
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: so finding the gun. It's like crazy logic games that Yeah,

915
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: I mean, they're very like sort of they're similar to

916
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: the puzzles that you see in video games. Mama, don't compute.

917
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: I feel like we were there with like Eric and

918
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: Eric and I just like, yeah, you guys like controlling

919
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: gay like impetitive, like no Stephen Eric would be like

920
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: pulling things and being like I got it, and I

921
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: was like just looking at you guys like an amazement.

922
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: Like I would be stuck in that room. If I

923
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: had to figure that out alone and suffocated, you actually

924
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: would have died. I would have passed away in the

925
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: escape room. But act, you know, then take me to

926
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: the next throwing festival. Oh please every time and coordinate

927
00:46:54,840 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: arm eye coordination. Let let's flip this segment. How does

928
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 1: she eat? What does she wear? How does she live? Okay,

929
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: what do they eat? Eat? I think they eat healthy

930
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: and just craft services, even though they claim to be

931
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: on so many awesome pizza adventures. Jonathan, he's a foodie.

932
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: I mean they live in Vegas and they have access

933
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: to like so many like Joel Rupashan a telier. I

934
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: feel like maybe they are doing like such a Flagra

935
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: terreen once a week when he proposes to Linda or

936
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: whatever at that restaurant in Toronto. Well, Toronto I think

937
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: has a bank. No, it really has an up and

938
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: coming food scene. Yeah, I mean food scene. Is it

939
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: sign oh food signs? Yeah? And it's like I don't

940
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: know if you've noticed the show. But Jonathan you can

941
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: start to tell the difference between twins a little bit

942
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: more lately, if you know what I mean, do you

943
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: think Jonathan's gone bigger? Yeah, you know what I think

944
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: it is. I think Jonathan and Zoe are in like

945
00:47:54,560 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: total cuddle netflix, like ordering like Roberta's caviare they're ordering

946
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 1: from like the moment Fuku Vegas and the Roberta's Vegas

947
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: to the room or whatever, and just like snuggling and

948
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: where I bet like Drew maybe did get a little

949
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: bit relationship weight and now he's been married for a

950
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: while and him and Linda. Oh actually also says that

951
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: he says he's also the health not so I do

952
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: think that he has being more just like salad all

953
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: men's salmon, poque, salmon, grilled chicken. I think he's less

954
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: like ordering food and ordering brunch. I think they're a

955
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 1: little bit more craft services and then just like making

956
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: a quick like egg blue apron kale egg. Yeah saying

957
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: I also think Linda and Drew's dates are very they

958
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: are escape room, but it sounds like they he's like

959
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: getting your gym clothes because we're gonna do an American Ninjas.

960
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: I'm closing you by like this workhorse no one. When

961
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: I read that, I was like, I need to be

962
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: taking on a workhorse the way that she would be

963
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 1: like no, so fast, you broger. She's like, no, I'm

964
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:58,280
Speaker 1: not doing this. I'm calling an uper immediately leave. Hooper's

965
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: already there. As we get there, and you walked in

966
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: and like the like third place American Ninja or whatever

967
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: from last season Whatsop Warriors Warriors, just you did and

968
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: they're like, so yeah, we actually do still need to

969
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: charge you, so it will be eight hundred nine plus

970
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: a three hundred dollars life security deposit and I do

971
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: it alone and pass away. Okay, what do they wear?

972
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: I wear? I mean they wear hen lays and jeans

973
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: and not just endy, I mean they were tight clothing.

974
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: It pretty tight. And he's like yeah, and like he

975
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: Drew will be joined by another construction worker and skinny jean.

976
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: It's like they are the thirty nine year old guys

977
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: like really holding on to just they probably do trunk

978
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: Club or they've gotten like a free very trunk club.

979
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: Maybe they got a free trial for trunk Club. Like

980
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: they're dar um. I mean on the cover on the back,

981
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: they're both in the tightest gens there they you know

982
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: what they are? So those leather sneakers for like mature

983
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: really flat. Yes, it's like a flat caramel leather sneaker.

984
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: And then it's theirn Bombers Bombers Henley. It is the

985
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: Trunk Club. Yeah, terribly very paper down in my cloth.

986
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm kind of I don't think you could.

987
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: We would never see them in in any and like

988
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: a short sleeve buttoned down one of them, any structure

989
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: at all. I actually will in the book. I will

990
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: find this for you. One of them is in a

991
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: short sleeve denim western shirt unbuttoned with the T in

992
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: some Q and A with their brother. I said, but really, yep,

993
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: but it's but I bet it's really I said, structure though,

994
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: do you know what I'm saying. No, I was surprised

995
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: by it's not. I don't think it's soft. I bet

996
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: it's pretty soft. You know what. I'll show it to

997
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: you after. I'm just saying it had a little bit

998
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: more structure than I thought. And they're very untucket. Yeah,

999
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 1: they would tuck in a button down because it's too long.

1000
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: But if they could get an untucked then they would.

1001
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking about they wouldn't be like below we gotten

1002
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: down or their credit. Yeah, a gorgeous untucket. I feel like, yeah,

1003
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,959
Speaker 1: they're also very because they're because they're constantly shooting. Dude,

1004
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:14,240
Speaker 1: They're not being like they can't wear logos or anything.

1005
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: It has a plain, plain peen Plaine Henley. Anyway, I'll

1006
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: show you this Western shirt. At one point in our lives,

1007
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: I mean, how do they live. We've discussed in great

1008
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: detail what their style is. I'm curious to see within

1009
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,439
Speaker 1: sane Vegas house. But I mean the psycho part about

1010
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: this Vegas house is that they live together with their wives, which, okay,

1011
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,479
Speaker 1: friend of the pod in our childhood Ellen her twin

1012
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: uncles also like lived like twins are weird. Yes, I

1013
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: feel like either twins are like and I know some

1014
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: other Boston side of twins that live together and our

1015
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: homeowners and altars bought an investment property. These girls I

1016
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: played soccer with and like they lived together, they lived together. Yeah,

1017
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: and they just bought an investment porter property. See, twins

1018
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: have a twin addiction though, like this is there's a

1019
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 1: codependency there that's obviously very so I think you're either

1020
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: addicted to your twin or you're like, um, you haven't

1021
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: spoken to your twins Eric and his twin where you're

1022
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: a little more separate. You you know, you're either like

1023
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: whoa what you have a twin? I never knew you

1024
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 1: had a twin, or you're like, obviously you had twins

1025
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: because you're always with your twin and like, yes, yeah,

1026
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: it's not kind of a meeting. Is you never speak

1027
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: of them? Or you fuck with them? Yeah you don't

1028
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: really have Yeah, you either you don't fuck with them

1029
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: or you fucked them. Well, they're the twins. You seen

1030
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: a grinder, I mean yeah, yeah, with a joint account.

1031
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: I mean there's just it's a weird. It's a weird thing.

1032
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: And there's more of them than you think. Oh yeah,

1033
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: but I do, okay, I do kind of feel like

1034
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: maybe their own house is a little bit they're a

1035
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: little more up, so they're not Yeah, I don't think

1036
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: they're as wayfarer as them. Well they're also they're not

1037
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: trying to like renovate on a budget, right they have

1038
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: they have tons of money. I mean, as we know,

1039
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: Drew and Linda made this like patio that no one

1040
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: is allowed to go into besides them. Well, it's think

1041
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: it was the patio that was off their bedroom, right,

1042
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: but so insane because like, yeah, my brother got the master,

1043
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: but we got the smaller bedroom, but it has the

1044
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: patio that we frenchified with rbstro chairs. I do kind

1045
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: of think though that when he says like the Master

1046
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: versus smaller, I feel like the Master's probably the size

1047
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: of a football field, you know what I mean. They're

1048
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: huge rooms, yeah, and like the bed has like lights

1049
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: underneath it, like there's a living room in the house.

1050
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Speaker 1: Hunters when you like New York stuff, like we're I'm sorry,

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00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: live in a box where it's like someone like a

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00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: Texas couple walks into a massive room and they're like

1053
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: this is the Master, yeah, and they're like yeah, and

1054
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: they're like they're like, wow, it's not gonna fit our

1055
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: furniture because they're have this most Chevy Tahoe hides like

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00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: dark mahogany dresser. They're like, it'll never fit in the door,

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00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: TALLO size druser. But I kind of think because I

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00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: was agatten not to talk about brother versus brother, but

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Speaker 1: I yeah, the house and think they were they were

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Speaker 1: renting a house that they were staying at dry renivations

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00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: of these other two houses, and the house they were

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00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: renting was like way cure. It was like way more Japanese,

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00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: like dark woods and modern and like kind of like

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00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: not too overcluttered in that way where there there wasn't

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00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: a throw pillow in every corner. There wasn't just like

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00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: they overclutter house, because I really do. I think they're

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00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 1: overcluttered and throw pillows, but I feel like there's so

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00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: no clutter. Okay, when I say clutter, I'm not talking

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00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: about clutter as in like the clutter that's in your

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00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: house of just like chargers and mail and dolls and

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00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: like whatever. So rude. You also have chargers and mail,

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00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: but you don't see them lying out on every service.

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00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: I just move. Do you have to? It's like do this?

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00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: It's like do you have to be the roots bit chaper? Yes,

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00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: it's just like I literally I am. People are always

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00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: like yourself, like yeah, when you moved in first day,

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00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, like, well your house is full

1078
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: of boxes. Okay, well I'm not talking about boxes. I'm

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00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: talking about mail and chargers. In any event, that's not

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00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. We're on my hit list. I mean,

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00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: I've seen your house before you moved. Yeah, it has

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00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,879
Speaker 1: mail at it. Yeah, I get mail. Sorry you don't

1083
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: get mail. You don't see the mail because it has

1084
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: a place to go. Well, it sounds like I get

1085
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: more mail than you. What do you get in the mail?

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00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: What do you? Here's what I'm saying about. But what

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00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: I say cluttered, I don't mean with clutter in the

1088
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 1: Maricondes sense. I mean just like it's over stuffed, it's

1089
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: over staged. Like there are yes, I like, there's all

1090
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 1: like actual furniture or whatever. But it's like there doesn't

1091
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: need to be a little like end table in every corner.

1092
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: And it's the same thing in the property was a

1093
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: mobile game. They don't let you not put like a

1094
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: like a side table next to a third chair, next

1095
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: to a hanging chair with three more side pillows and

1096
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: then a mirror. It's like you can't just have a

1097
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: corner that's like a little bit bare or spare well

1098
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: because they have a contract with Wayfair right, which I

1099
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: have a contract with the USPS. Because I'm at least

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00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: I'm trying to save your house. I'm trying to save

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00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: the mail system. They've our mail people. God, you don't

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00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: even care one bit about your postman? Do you actually

1103
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: my most woman and I have a very close relationship

1104
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: and I sent her a Christmas cards. Anyway, who are

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00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: you in the book? Um? Okay, so I mean out

1106
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: of the well, I guess we could do out of

1107
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: the Brothers first and then so out of the Brothers,

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00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I'm I think you're Jonathan and

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00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: I'm Drew. Oh wow, Lily, just call me fat. You

1110
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: think I'm a No, I get it. No, I'm a whale.

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00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: I got it. It's fine. I just think I more

1112
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: want to be in a like Canadian B movie, and

1113
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: you're a little bit more of an illusionist. Huh. Yeah.

1114
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: See that's funny because I would have said the first

1115
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm more wanting to be in a

1116
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: Canadian B movie and you're more of an illusionist. You

1117
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: have a doll collection. But I could see you. This

1118
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: goes back to the hand eye coordination thing. I could

1119
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: see you pulling off tricks better than me. Like you're

1120
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: more nerdy. I mean I do you're yeah, And I

1121
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: do know magic tricks and I do do those those

1122
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: card tricks that I do sometimes. Hello, That's what I'm saying.

1123
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: You're games like follow the pattern, like you know in

1124
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: that like, hey, my my cards. Yeah, I'm Stewie. Okay,

1125
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: maybe I am Jonathan. It's actually a compliment because I

1126
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: think of Jonathan as a little more of the famous one. Yeah.

1127
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: I know, you're right. I'm just kind of thinking back

1128
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: to like watching the show last night and my boyfriend

1129
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: being like, Drew is the hotter one. Yeah. Sorry, well yeah,

1130
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: so I'm the hotter one and you're maybe a little

1131
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: bit more famous. That's fine. I'm famous and I'm a

1132
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: foodie and you can tell. Yeah and sorry, my production

1133
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: coordinator wife of ten years, and I are going to

1134
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: do a pizza tour follow Yeah. Well, I guess that

1135
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: wraps it up. You know who knew things? We're gonna

1136
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: get kind of so wild at the end. Yeah, I

1137
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: mean it really does take two. It takes two. Next

1138
00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: week's book is a legend a dame, Miss Elizabeth Taylor

1139
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: and her not new book, Liz Takes All. What is

1140
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: it called Liz Takes It Off? Yeah, it's a diet book. Yeah,

1141
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: it's all, but we lost it's gonna be bally insane. Um. She's,

1142
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: you know, one of the most beautiful women in history.

1143
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: Oh those eyes cat like, which we will get into? Oh,

1144
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: we will? I actually don't know. Well, I haven't read

1145
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: the book yet. I was gonna say we could challenge

1146
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: each other to do whatever diet she does in the book. Oh,

1147
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: I assume that's definitely we're gonna do. Okay, done. I

1148
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: challenge thee I challenge, Okay, challenge take him. I feel

1149
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: like her diet is going to be so just like

1150
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: steak and white wine. Yeah, three asparagus, four ounces of

1151
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: filet mignon, and a light pino griggio. Yeah, followed by nothing,

1152
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing and pills. Yeah. Hello, Okay, so you know

1153
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: the deal club kids, rate a review, retweet you, retweet,

1154
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: and screen record please I sound like a broken record,

1155
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: but like literally like pose like that's so fun for

1156
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: everyone Google dot com, slash, screen record, slash CBC, the

1157
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: pod use code, screen record, I check out, okay, or

1158
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: even like write you could write a quote like you'd

1159
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that was such a funny quote that

1160
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 1: like Lily said in the episode, and like and then

1161
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: you like quote like at Lili Blues that would be

1162
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: awesome sauce yeah, and like you know, like that was

1163
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: just wouldn't really make her feel good, and she's going

1164
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,439
Speaker 1: to a tough week because I can think outfall. Yeah,

1165
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: maybe sends Steven a piece of mail because he gets none. Loser. Um.

1166
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: It's just that immediately recycled an open and does what

1167
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 1: needs to be on with the owl, and I just

1168
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: I deal with that. I haven't in box in box zero,

1169
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: get there. Sorry, I'm involved in multiple legal cases. Jealous

1170
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: you all rise poser, bitch. Some of us live all

1171
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: Rise life the way that I would actually die Espina

1172
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 1: every day. The mail, Yeah, that's my dream. Okay, okay,

1173
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: well we'll process this mail stuff off air, Save the usps. Boss.

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01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,760
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