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Speaker 1: you're introduced they noticed no I do not. All I

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Speaker 1: He's a good person. He's a Clipper fan uh and

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Speaker 1: you're you're just a better person. Ryan. I think you

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Speaker 1: up because you understand, in the compound where we work,

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Speaker 1: we are surrounded by infidels, these uh, these laker historians.

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Speaker 1: Everywhere you turn, you're one of the few, You're one

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Speaker 1: Every Laker fan I've talked to was so happy that

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Speaker 1: First of all, the reason that the Laker historian is

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Speaker 1: and it ryan it drives them that they cannot handle us,

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Speaker 1: because that is a reality. I've you know, many emails

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Speaker 1: bring up Paul George, by George, who famously missed two

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Speaker 1: that's that's not That was some hot Clipper talk, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: an f R be a fast radio burst radio waves

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Speaker 1: had ever been detected this close to Mother Earth, and

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Speaker 1: they estimated that the radio waves came from a location

425
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Speaker 1: in the galaxy thirty They say it's just thirty thousand

426
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Speaker 1: light years from from Earth, so it's within the Milky Way.

427
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Speaker 1: And they're they're still investigating. I don't know what kind

428
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Speaker 1: of investigative work you can do, but that's pretty cool,

429
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,679
Speaker 1: pretty cool. It was like a sports radio show. They

430
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Speaker 1: were doing sports talk, and they shot the radio waves

431
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: up and it came all the way to us. Yeah.

432
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Speaker 1: They're saying stuff like, yeah, Tom Brady's a cheater, stuff

433
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Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, makes sense. You wash the mouth that

434
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Speaker 1: was soap and water there. What he's a fraud, You're

435
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: a phony. I hate Tom Brady. He hates you too. Good. Good,

436
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: go buy some of those TV twelve electrolytes. Thro it. Yeah,

437
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: use it for toilet paper, just like we send radio

438
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: waves out when we broadcast, not on the podcast, but

439
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Speaker 1: on radio. Do you think there's some goblins and aliens

440
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Speaker 1: out there? I don't think they're gobheads. No, no goblins, no,

441
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: no goblins no, no, all right? What if they looked

442
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Speaker 1: just like us? How disappointing would it be if there's

443
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Speaker 1: aliens out far out in deep space and they just

444
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Speaker 1: look like us. They're just like human beings like us

445
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a bummer. I'm pretty sure, especially because of

446
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 1: last year. When aliens fly past Earth they roll up

447
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: their windows. I'm pretty sure they don't want to get COVID,

448
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: so they want they want no part of us. So

449
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 1: like you're like, f this, No, we're not doing it.

450
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Speaker 1: If we still had neander of falls walking the planet,

451
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: they'd be like, they'd be more into the Neanderthals. Is

452
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: that what you're saying? Yeah, I guys, uh, speaking of Neanderthals.

453
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: They say in the science community is the common Cold

454
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: likely predates humans and say say it likely the plague

455
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: affected Neanderthals seven hundred thousand years ago. How the hell

456
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: did they know this? By the way, I don't know.

457
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Speaker 1: I don't get that, but that's what they claim. They claim.

458
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 1: There's a lot of maze coods. We you know, a

459
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: lot of weasel words in these science stories or thinks

460
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Speaker 1: like this one. The NASA administrative guy named Bill Nelson

461
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: thinks that's a thought, not a confirmation. Thinks there is

462
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Speaker 1: intelligent life in the universe beyond our own. Of course,

463
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: of course, if you if you ever go to a

464
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Speaker 1: place where there's not a lot of sun poisoning outside

465
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Speaker 1: the city and go out to the desert or the

466
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Speaker 1: ocean far offshore and look to the heavens. The math

467
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Speaker 1: on that, it's just your your mind's gonna explode thinking

468
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: about that. So yeah, come on, it's up with that,

469
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 1: and we still can't cure the common cold. Nice, Yeah,

470
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Speaker 1: not just a comic. I mean they're like you look

471
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Speaker 1: at cancer and all the all the all the illnesses,

472
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Speaker 1: Like I still I think the answers though, are here,

473
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Speaker 1: they just got we haven't found them. Like I, all

474
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Speaker 1: the all the problems are on Earth, and all the

475
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: answers on Earth. That's been my theory, Like to every illness,

476
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: there's a solution somewhere on the planet. You just have

477
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 1: to find it. That's the hard part. Well, good news,

478
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: good news from the science community. We will all be

479
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: saved by China. China has announced a plan to launch

480
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,239
Speaker 1: a rocket fleet. The goal of the rocket fleet kind

481
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: of sounds like what President Trump had planned these space fleet,

482
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: you know, space Army whatever it was, space force. Yeah,

483
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: So China taking a page out of Trump's playbook, They're

484
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: gonna come up with the their own military plan. They're

485
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Speaker 1: gonna launch rock a rocket fleet to divert ay a

486
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: apocalyptic asteroid heading towards Earth, so we'll be saved by China.

487
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: Assuming this works, I'm gonna in my life now where

488
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I wouldn't mind if that asteroid hit Earth.

489
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: You'd be good checking out. I'm good, I'm good. Just

490
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: do it, all right, you know you had enough. I'll

491
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Speaker 1: read it that Jay, catch you next time. Nice, All right,

492
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: let's see. I uh, well, this is bad news for you, Ryan.

493
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: A loneliness can take years off your life. You know,

494
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: are you a lonely guy? Ryan? You do? You don't

495
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: like people, You don't want to hang around with people, right, Yeah,

496
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: But when I'm by myself, I'm happy, So it's totally fine.

497
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: All right. Well, according to a report out of Singapore,

498
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: a medical school in Singapore revealed that adults over the

499
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: age of sixties, so you don't have to worry about

500
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: that at least for a few years, say you know,

501
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: many years. Say that. Sometimes are always people that feel,

502
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: you know, lonely. They end up dying up too. That's

503
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: a weasel term. Up to up to off is actually

504
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: like one percent of anyway up to five years sooner.

505
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: Then they're contemporaries who don't feel lonely. So try not

506
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: to be lonely. And if you're happy by yourself, and

507
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: that's fine. I think these happy people, quote unquote happy

508
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: people are upset that I'm happy because I'm by myself

509
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: and I want to be I want to be left

510
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: the hell alone. Well that's true, that's true. Like when

511
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: I was at my fattest, people always said, what do

512
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: you lose weight? You should be more like me, you

513
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: know you, you must not be happy, And I was

514
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: like the happiest I could possibly be, eating as much

515
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: food as I wanted. I loved it. I was a fatass.

516
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: I was morbidly obese, and I loved every meal. I

517
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: didn't feel bad, but I moved around fine. But everyone

518
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you should really lose some weight. You

519
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: should be more like you know this person or that person.

520
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: They're like, no, I'm perfectly content. I'm perfectly happy. But

521
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: the problem with that when you get older, you can't

522
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: really can't do that, because it does. That's just that's

523
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: just an old wives tale, you think. So, have you

524
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: ever gone to a retirement home and seeing fat people?

525
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: There aren't many there, There aren't or tall people for

526
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: that matter. That's the other thing. I'm screwed. Then, yeah,

527
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm screwed too. So how tall you? Um, I'm about

528
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm about that same hight too, So yeah, we're we're screwed,

529
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: all right. A new report, let's get to this is

530
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: the pop quiz portion. We'll do a few pop quiz

531
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: questions and then we'll put the baby to bed. So

532
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: a new report says that you are more likely to

533
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: give this item as a gift than you are to

534
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: ever buy this item for yourself. There's something you would

535
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: never buy, but you would give someone else as a gift.

536
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: What do you think this is? Uh m, condoms? Condoms?

537
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: All right? Wow boy, wow, Okay, you ever given condoms

538
00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: to someone? There? Maybe a date? No? Uh the The

539
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: answer is a blender. Blender. I'm not I'm not a

540
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: big blender guy. I like the blender box, but I'm

541
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: not a big blender guy. So yeah, I've never bought

542
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: a blender. I think I don't know if I got

543
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: one when I got married. That sounds like a gift

544
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: you'd give someone who gets married, buy him a blender.

545
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: That's a marriage gift. Yeah, yeah, and then it sits

546
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: in a box in a cabinet for thirty years, and

547
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, we had a blender. All right. This

548
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: is the first thing that most people think about every

549
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: single day. Everything, the first thing you think about every day.

550
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: What is it? Why do I have to go to work? No? Sleep? No,

551
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: it's sleep. It's like, why can't I go back to sleep?

552
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: Can I? You hate your job, don't you? No? No,

553
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: I hate you hate working? Come on, that's not true.

554
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: This is a great place to work. I'm very happy here.

555
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: It would be a better place if they paid you

556
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: more money. I cannot confirm or deny those comments. If

557
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: they gave you more time off, I mean more money.

558
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: A little bump, a little bumpty bump, you know, all right.

559
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: A new survey asked people what they missed the most

560
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: while working from from home. This was the most common answer,

561
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: what is it? Oh? I was never working from home,

562
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: so I couldn't tell you I was always here. Now,

563
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: you don't need to brag. You don't need to what's

564
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: not bragging? I'm mad? You're mad. Well, you happen to

565
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: choose a job that you cannot do. At least they

566
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: won't they won't spend the thousands of dollars on the

567
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,959
Speaker 1: equipment that is required for you to do it from home.

568
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: So just think of the Hoi POLOI think of the Hoiah.

569
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Speaker 1: I know you could have been in the empty hallways

570
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: of fs are. Yes, no one's right. But what do

571
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: you what do you think of? Oh? Wow, I don't know.

572
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: All right, now, this is actually good because it's good

573
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: for people like us that work in this business. According

574
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: to the survey, the thing that people missed most while

575
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: working from home was listening to the radio on their commute.

576
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: Listening to radio and people realize, you can listen to

577
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: the radio at home. I know nobody does that, but

578
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: you can. You can listen at home. You don't have

579
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: to listen in the car. We have a lot of

580
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: people that listen to the podcast that aren't in the car.

581
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of people listen to the

582
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: radio at home. I think they're usually watching TV or

583
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: getting drunk. I disagree, Ryan, I believe in my head

584
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: it's like the early days of radio, and people sit

585
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: around in their nice chairs and they focus at the

586
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: magic radio box and just listen everything going on. Yeah, now,

587
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: but we we actually get a lot of people. I

588
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: get email from people that have insomnia and they're trying

589
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: to sleep and they'll turn the radio on. It's like

590
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: a little background noise and listen to the show while

591
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: they're in bed and they can't sleep. And so we

592
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: do have some of those people, but I would obviously

593
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: agree that most of our listeners are live listening audiences

594
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: like truck drivers, security guards, people working in factories, doughnut shops,

595
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: you know whatever. Police criminals, both sides. We got everybody

596
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: criminals we do. I've had I've had people called the

597
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: little shady there run little shady cats out there listen

598
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: to the sports stock radio. Heck, heck. We had a

599
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: listener half point that's currently in jail, and I got

600
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: sent her rap sheet and it's like a war in peace.

601
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: It just keeps going on and it's like a phone book.

602
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: It's just oh my goodness, Holy she's had a busy

603
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: life there running from the law. All right, you will

604
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: use about sixteen less water if you use this product.

605
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: I know you're very concerned about your water consumption, Ryan,

606
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: you got a lot of time. If you use less,

607
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: you'll use no listen close, You'll you'll use about sixteen

608
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: percent less water if you use this particular product. Uh, salt,

609
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: I don't know salt. Let's get salty. No, it's foaming soap.

610
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: Foaming soap. Who the hell cares do I? I don't

611
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: am I bad for saying I don't really care. I

612
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: don't mind foaming soap. I'm okay with foaming soap, but

613
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get worked up over. Uh. Let's see,

614
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: Americans spend nearly two billion dollars a year to fight

615
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: this something that most of us have, some of us

616
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: worse than others. Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids. Oh boy, you ever had hemorrhoids?

617
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, thank god, I've I've had them. Boy, that's

618
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: that's something to look forward to. Holy crap. Uh No.

619
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: The answer is bad breath. Uh yeah. Most people don't

620
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: realize they have bad breath. It's other people pointing out

621
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 1: they have bad Yeah. You never really smell your own breath.

622
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird you really have to have horrifically

623
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Speaker 1: bad breath, or for that matter, like a lot of

624
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: people don't realize they have body odor like b o. Right.

625
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: They don't understand that because you're kind of used to

626
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: your own smell. Yeah, it's a problem. Two billion a

627
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: year to fight bad breath. Just brush your teeth people,

628
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's not that hard. Brush your teeth,

629
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: mouth wash, but time. That's what you gotta do. Flaws

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Speaker 1: in there, you know. Be sure to catch live editions

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Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern

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Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific. What's up everyone, It's me three times

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Speaker 1: NFL All Pro Shawn Marine and I have a new

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Speaker 1: sports podcast called The lights Out Podcast with Sean Marine.

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Speaker 1: This podcast especial to me is I get a chance

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Speaker 1: to talk to some of the best we've ever done

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Speaker 1: it on the field or the trap. So whether it's

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Speaker 1: talking to a Super Bowl champion or a NASCAR Cup

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Speaker 1: Series champion, the lights Out Podcast will bring it to

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Speaker 1: you the only way I know how to. I'm giving

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Speaker 1: you the best insight for the best we've ever done it.

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Speaker 1: Listen to lights Out with Shawn Mari or the I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio app or wherever you get your podcast. About

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Speaker 1: six people say this happens to them nearly every day.

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Speaker 1: It involves their phone and email. What is it? They

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Speaker 1: get a lot of spam? Look at you, look at you.

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Speaker 1: You gotta write good job, but yes, get a spam call,

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Speaker 1: spam text, or email. I got a spam call at

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Speaker 1: least three or four times a week. Yeah, it's terrible.

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Speaker 1: I actually recently because I've I'm living in a halfway

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Speaker 1: move again in August. And so just I sold a

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Speaker 1: house for the first time ever. I never sold a house.

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Speaker 1: And so I sold the house. And you have to

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Speaker 1: fill out all his paperwork and all that, and a

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Speaker 1: lot of that stuff ends up getting shipped around, a

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Speaker 1: lot of your personal information. So as a result, I

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Speaker 1: have been inundated over the last couple of weeks with

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Speaker 1: spam calls, and I every time I block them, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. They it's like whack a mole. You block one, three,

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Speaker 1: more pop up. It's NonStop. I don't know how they

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Speaker 1: do it. They like figure out that, oh, this person's

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Speaker 1: blocked this number that's called from a different number. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: and they have have what I've heard is they have

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Speaker 1: So it's like I have a computer that just generates

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Speaker 1: cannot win a block. The block the you know what,

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Speaker 1: Block the trolls, block the spammers. You can't do it.

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Speaker 1: You can't win, because they'll just pop up with a

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Speaker 1: new number five minutes later. Sometimes when on board, I'll

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Speaker 1: the ones. I have you gotten the ones? The ones

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Speaker 1: I've been getting a lot lately. Is your car warranty?

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Speaker 1: It's coming up here on your you need to call

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Speaker 1: your car warranty was playing in the elevator. Almost lost

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Speaker 1: my freaking mind. Wow, really, yes, I was like, are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? In the elevator? What's up with? Mankind

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Speaker 1: of you got stuff playing in the elevator? Look at you, man,

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Speaker 1: you got the big elevator, like shiny mansion, you big

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Speaker 1: big condo building. And no, no, not at all. No, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: I wish you wish all right? Uh you're dating anybody?

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Speaker 1: By the way, new survey says this is the riskiest

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Speaker 1: food to order on a first date. Uh taco bell

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Speaker 1: Uh No, oysters. I don't eat oysters. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever eat oysters? Eat oyster? Game? No? Why

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Speaker 1: would you order that on the first date unless you

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Speaker 1: think you're gonna get some I don't know. I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not an oyster guy. I don't like seafood. I

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Speaker 1: don't really don't like food. I don't like seafood, lobster

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Speaker 1: crab no. No, I liveally. I live a meat and

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Speaker 1: chicken based diet. That's pretty much you get some gumbo

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Speaker 1: in your life. Man, I got no gumbo. I got

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Speaker 1: no gumbo at all. All Right, that will do it.

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Speaker 1: I believe we're good. Yes, I think we're good. On

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Speaker 1: the on the Saturday podcast. And Ryan, you want to

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Speaker 1: promote your Twitter if people want to follow you on Twitter?

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Speaker 1: Rybin on Twitter and Ryan McBain on Twitch. Now are now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say the people that listen to this

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Speaker 1: are bad at spelling, but you want to spell that

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Speaker 1: simp Yeah. There are a couple of days, a couple

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Speaker 1: of different ways to spell Ryan. Actually, there are a

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Speaker 1: couple different ways, but anyway, let'sten have a great Saturday.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with the mail Bag podcast on Sunday

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Speaker 1: and we'll catch you then