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Speaker 1: A good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 1: a radio show. Well, nothing changes about that, Nothing changes

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Speaker 1: I was just having a reflective moment of just how

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Speaker 1: really good God has been to me. I just it's

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Speaker 1: You know I've heard my wife say this to my

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Speaker 1: You know? Everybody did that accept me. Everybody felt that

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Speaker 1: Why not make this the year that you go ahead

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Speaker 1: So what are your thoughts today? Why not have exceptional

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Speaker 1: How many excuses you need? I'm an excuse? What? What? What? What? You?

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Speaker 1: But I got news for you. Suppose you keep on living.

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Speaker 1: That's the real blessing right there. Oh my goodness. Now,

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Speaker 1: Now exactly where it is, don't Isaiah. Let me take

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Speaker 1: nef weed in the church band, queed in the church.

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Speaker 1: Beings never change in the new year. What you want

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Speaker 1: to change? Let's go catch doc. Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: reach Dann brother, Brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello on them,

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Speaker 1: What's what's your schedule? Uh uh? Will you drive the church?

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Speaker 1: And what's what's your schedule? I drive it Wednesday, Fridays

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Speaker 1: is that schedule? Oh, Sunday. I usually start about eight

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Speaker 1: Steve's favorite segment. Asked the clo Reddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: me after he proposed. He asked me what I wanted

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Speaker 1: for Christmas. I gave him five ideas. He gave me

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars and told me to get whatever I

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Speaker 1: want it. I don't want to appear ungrateful, but that

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Speaker 1: is not okay. Can I get him back to being

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Speaker 1: romantic and thoughtful or is this how he really is? Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's how he really is. But the same thing it

429
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Speaker 1: took to get your babyhooked, it's the same thing it's

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Speaker 1: gonna take to keep them. That's a song they wrote. Now,

431
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: what you got to do is, since he proposed to you,

432
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Speaker 1: if you cut back and curved back on some of

433
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Speaker 1: these wifely like duties, you can force him back into

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Speaker 1: who he was. Because men react to pain and consequences,

435
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: and reward. We only react to pain, consequence, and reward,

436
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Speaker 1: So you have to create one or the three for

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Speaker 1: his behavior. Bad behavior should not be rewarded. So you've

438
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Speaker 1: got to find a way to issue some consequences for

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00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: bad behavior. That's just the way we're build I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to twenty twenty two. All right, all right, issues,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you, cello. Coming up at the top

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Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,

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Speaker 1: happy New Year. It is time now for today's entertainment news. Tonight, Tonight, tonight,

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Speaker 1: mister Harvey, is the season premiere of your new show.

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Speaker 1: It's called Judge. Steve, it's on a b C. You're

447
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Speaker 1: a judge, but tell us about it. Yeah, well, now

448
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: let me explain something to y'all. If you want to

449
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: really sit down and go to court and holla laughing

450
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: while you're in court. This is the show show. Yeah,

451
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: the thing I decided to do was use my gift,

452
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Speaker 1: which god game is human. Now, the cases are very real.

453
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Speaker 1: They are all small claim courses cases. They are real,

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Speaker 1: They've been vetted, they are real, they are under all

455
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Speaker 1: legal obligations. They signed then after David that they have

456
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: to agree to whatever judge Steve says. We are right

457
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: off the top and nobody everybody know I'm not a judge.

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Speaker 1: Everybody know I ain't with the law school. I make

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Speaker 1: that clear several times. But your ass signed after David

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Speaker 1: and said you would abide by my decisions. Now, we

461
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Speaker 1: have a legal team that advises me, but I've only

462
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: listened to them twice the whole damn season. The whole season.

463
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Speaker 1: So they've removed the legal team from this show. Well,

464
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: they they still over there and they just decide what

465
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Speaker 1: cases I get. But it's up to ten thousand dollars.

466
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: I use my humor. It's some funny stuff get said.

467
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: But my specialty is I bust people lying. Yeah, oh man,

468
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Speaker 1: it's it's it's like an amazing guilt that I know.

469
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Speaker 1: I know when somebody lying. Huh, every dude that has

470
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: been on that show that lies, I busted because you're

471
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Speaker 1: an expert and you know some things. You really know it.

472
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: So you're going on real life spirit. I'm going on

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Speaker 1: real life experience. I use humor and I And the

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Speaker 1: difference between this Judge showing other Judge shows is I

475
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: actually care about the story. See. You know, like if

476
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: you know, like if you listen to Judge shows and

477
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: they go, no, they ain't got nothing to do with

478
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Speaker 1: this case. Now, Yeah, dude, talk to me. You want

479
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Speaker 1: to hear. What I like, Steven, is that it's on

480
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: at night. It's it's on at night. Most Judge shows

481
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: are on in the daytime. Well, let me tell you

482
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Speaker 1: what happened here. Uh how I pitched the idea. I'll

483
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: tell y'all off the air. But when they went for it, Uh,

484
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be a summer release show. After

485
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: we started recording and they got involved, Disney and ABC

486
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: said wait a minute, this is this is really good.

487
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Speaker 1: So they moved it from a summer release show to

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Speaker 1: a mid season and then they gave me a half

489
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Speaker 1: a season guaranteed, and so it's shot and it's on

490
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Speaker 1: in prime time, and they moved it to prime time

491
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: and they said, wait a minute, man, hold up, we

492
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Speaker 1: might have something good for prime timers. So they put

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Speaker 1: me on right after Blackish, and which is a great

494
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Speaker 1: leading and that's a lot of faith. So it's just

495
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Speaker 1: another blessing, man, And if I told you the story

496
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: of how the whole show came about, just another gift

497
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Speaker 1: from God, that's all it is. And tonight starts a

498
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Speaker 1: new journey God willing um. You know, we'll see how

499
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Speaker 1: it goes. But TV man is so unpredictable, it's so hard.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, we'll be watching Judge Steve tonight, eight pm,

501
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: seventh Central on a DC. You do not if anybody

502
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: on this show don't watch it, don't to work tomorrow

503
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: and just get on over there and see if DL

504
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: and Ricky Smiley got I called my frand brothers for you.

505
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: It's been so long since I your grandmama got to

506
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Speaker 1: watch hard. They got all them getting together to watch

507
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: this tonight, all for them to take something junior junior.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be worth it, dog, It's to be worth it.

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Speaker 1: I think I think it's such a I really do

510
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Speaker 1: think it's a good show man. And I'm not just

511
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: saying it because I'm on it, but I'm really proud

512
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: of this when I think the concept was fresh. It's

513
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: never been done this way before. Question R Steve, what

514
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: do you wear? Are you wearing a robe? And all

515
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: of that row of blue chee got suits down? Now

516
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: I am gonna wear all black. But I can't wear

517
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Speaker 1: no road though. I don't want nobody, you know, mistake

518
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Speaker 1: me for choir member. Oh men are still but differently.

519
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: You know, I get up, I stand up on the show,

520
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: I walk down to the litigates table. You know I

521
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: showed I got I got two screens created. Well, I

522
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: can show you what you said like if I bust

523
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: you in a lie, I got two big screens in

524
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: the court. Why I could do replays? Oh oh oh.

525
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: As the season go on, you're gonna see what I

526
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: what I really thought would be fun to have in

527
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: a court. Let me ask yourself. Yeah, that gave is

528
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: it real gold? It's gold plated? It ain't go if

529
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Speaker 1: it was real gold. I couldn't pick it up, and

530
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Speaker 1: then it'll be at the house somewhere. I like, he dog.

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Speaker 1: That's the size of a bar, Yeah, a bar gold? Well,

532
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Speaker 1: how much is a bar gold? Right now? That's only

533
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Speaker 1: that's how only something you would right there? Well, we

534
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: used to be about three eighty, so let me see

535
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Speaker 1: what they are now anyway again, Judge Steve tonight right

536
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: after Blackish and ABC eight pm, seven Central. All right,

537
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: you do not want to miss it. It's gonna be

538
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Speaker 1: some fun. Remember we all have to watch it, all right,

539
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: coming up to twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have

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Speaker 1: sports talk with Junior right after this. You're listening, all right,

541
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: a lot of sports stuff going on, Junior. It's time

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Speaker 1: for sports talk. What you got ah, Yes, Shirley, let

543
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Speaker 1: me just say this before this. Greensboro, North Carolina, January fourteen, fifteen,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. The Ignis continues at the Comedy Zone.

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Speaker 1: Go get your tickets right now. Now here's a problem

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Speaker 1: I had long. I don't know if you've seen this

547
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 1: on you probably have. Tommy, y'all know you probably saw

548
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: a caller. I know this is crazy and Tonio Brown's

549
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 1: career with the Tampa Bay Bucks is over after his

550
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 1: midfield melt down in the third quarter versus the Jets.

551
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: Suddenly and Tonio took off his jersey and path and

552
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: through his shirt and gloves understand and jobbed off the field.

553
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: He wanted the New York crowd before running into the

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Speaker 1: tunnel late in the third quarter with the Jets leading

555
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: twenty four to ten. Tom Brady, now Tom Brady who

556
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: got him the job in Tampa Bay, said that a

557
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: Tony Brown needs help and deserves compassion. Not the black folks.

558
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: We don't do we see crazy? Is he really sick?

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00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: He's sick though, man, there's something wrong with it. It's

560
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 1: something wrong, say some timmy when my uncle when worked

561
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: in twelve years say this food crazy. Yeah, everybody's talking

562
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: about he's got CTE. But do you know how many

563
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: football players have had CTE? And none of them has

564
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 1: pulled their jersey off in the middle of a game,

565
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 1: throw their gloves in the stairs, wave to the crowd,

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Speaker 1: tried to hype them up, and then run off, and

567
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 1: then asked realize, now, hey, man, you didn't quit yeah

568
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: in New York, Hold on, dog, how are you gonna

569
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: get back to Tampa? You can't you gotta get on it.

570
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: So you know, you know you can't get on team plane.

571
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: So he asked the highway put rollman to take him

572
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: to the airport. The dude say, we can't do that, sir,

573
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Speaker 1: So he had to go to his locker room, get

574
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Speaker 1: his clothes, and then go make another move. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it has a nothing. This is not mental illness, man,

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Speaker 1: This is something else, because he does this all the time.

577
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: Antonio Brown, Oh, you don't think it's mental. I think

578
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: it's something. I don't think it. Let me say something.

579
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Speaker 1: Do you realize he just got back off suspension? Do

580
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: you realize he just came back? But crazy is mental?

581
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:39,439
Speaker 1: It's something wrong, it really is. It's hard to think

582
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: that it's not anything wrong, Steve. If he's doing that,

583
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's something wrong. But I think

584
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: it's the way he processes. And I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: that comes from he's such an attention seeker, he's such

586
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: a it's all about me. At one point in time,

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00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 1: this starts to look like a bunch of foolish pride

588
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: to me, because everything you do is for somebody to

589
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: see me to draw a reaction. I don't I don't

590
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: know what that is, man, I really don't know what

591
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: it is, but I know that this young man will

592
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: never ever play professional football again. By okay, all right,

593
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Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up thirty four minutes after the hour,

594
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show, all right. Before we

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00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: left off, Steve, we were talking about Antonio Brown and

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Speaker 1: um just trying to trying to make sense amongst his

598
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: mother down yeah, about what's happened something. Let me say this,

599
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: Me in Prime Time reached out to him a few

600
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: years ago when the Super Bowl was in Miami, and

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00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: he was an applicable. You know, he was a brother

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00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: man who was willing to listen, and he wasn't in

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Speaker 1: the league at the time, but he was willing to

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00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 1: make amends to get back in the league. And Prime

605
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: Time spent a lot of time mentoring it. So Prime

606
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: knows and really, well, I don't want to talk about

607
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Speaker 1: mental illness because I'm not qualified to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: It is a very very real issue. It's real in

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Speaker 1: all communities in life, black, white, Latino, Asian. I don't

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Speaker 1: care who you are, Native America. Guns mental illness is real,

611
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Speaker 1: And I like that commercial that comes on TV that says,

612
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Speaker 1: when you ask your friends how they're doing, you know,

613
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: sit down and take some time to talk to them,

614
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Speaker 1: really get behind the sentence. Hey man, how you doing?

615
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: I'm all right? Whoa whoa? Whoa? Bro? What you mean?

616
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Speaker 1: You're all right? What's going on? What you talk to me?

617
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: I'm here if you need me. I like that new

618
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 1: commercial that's on TV. So mental illness is very, very real,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to see him dis hardened to that.

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Speaker 1: What troubles me out Antonio Brown, is that at this level,

621
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Speaker 1: at one point in time, you have to incorporate what

622
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: is the lesson that's learned, and if you're not willing

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Speaker 1: to learn the lesson, I don't know what form of

624
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: mental illness that is, but you can't keep be given

625
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: chance after chance after chance to like Carla said on

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Speaker 1: the break, Carla said, you're playing a game that very

627
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: few people get to get to at this level. They

628
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: spend their whole life dreaming of this moment, and then

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Speaker 1: for you to get there and constantly sabotage yourself, I'm

630
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: assuming that must be some type of mental illness that yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's as you appear to be a prige. Why,

632
00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: what's wrong? What's happening? What do you think your decision making? It? Ye?

633
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: You to have that melt down at work? What's your job?

634
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: It's such things, Steve. I think he just wants to

635
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: be about him. He always made these moves when it's

636
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: about him. Out of Pittsburgh, out of Oakland, now Tampa Bay.

637
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: It's always been about him. It's attending it. I don't

638
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't see, but it's about him, and he's forfeiting,

639
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: you know, all the money and the salary and everything,

640
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: so he's willing you put it all out on the line. Mansion.

641
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: It's like you can make it about you, but then

642
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: some people know when to when to stop and still

643
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: collect their checks. You live even though they make it

644
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: about them. You live in Tampa. You need to ride

645
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: back the team. You can't get back on that. Yeah,

646
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 1: you know I sometimes Yeah, yeah, I think so too.

647
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Steve. I just find it. It's so hard

648
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: for me to look at situations like this and with

649
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: this guy, because it's always a front and center moves.

650
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: It's a twofold thing. You know, now if you got

651
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: a mental problem, but then at the same time I

652
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: see these signs of these foolish pride. That's what throws

653
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: me off. Man, when I look at you and you

654
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: everything you do is in front of people, so somebody

655
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: can see me. I'm gonna take off all my shirts

656
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: and track across the field. Dog, you ain't even in temple.

657
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: These ain't no fans of yours. This new y'all. They

658
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: damn near hate everybody. So now you run across the

659
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: field with your hands up. You took your clothes off

660
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: through your T shirt gloves in the stands. Then you

661
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: try to get them raw raw. Then you starting to

662
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: do sign and you trot down the Yeah, I showed

663
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: them as soon as you got your ass in that tunnel.

664
00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: I bet you you went all hell the hell, yeah yeah, yeah.

665
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: Hey man, it looks crazy how it looks. It's really

666
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: I agree with you on how it looks. We just

667
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. You know it's mental, all right? Yeah,

668
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: we're moving on and uh coming up next, it is

669
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: the nephew with today's prank phone call right after this

670
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 1: talking about I'm gonna be stupid on purpose. We know

671
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steven Show coming up at the

672
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's

673
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today that subject Santa stopped by

674
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: the wrong house. Oh, we'll get into it in just

675
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: a little bit. Right now, nephew in the building with

676
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call? What you got for his nev?

677
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: I got Christmas lights expiration? Okay, Christmas lights come on

678
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: through Tommy, y'all gonna quit this here, Christmas and life exploration.

679
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: Let's go catch out. Hello. So I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey, James,

680
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: how you doing this? Is Greg? I don't want to

681
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: get neighbors. I live a few streets over from you.

682
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: How you doing today? I'm doing fine? What's up this?

683
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: Want to make sure I got the right person? You're

684
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: at um chick North Willow Been Yeah, okay, why are

685
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: you calling? Man? What's up? Okay? I'm on I live

686
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: on Shadow Bend, Man. My name is Greg, and I

687
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: want to I want to reach out to you. Uh,

688
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: we seem to have a bit of a problem. Man.

689
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: You still have your Christmas lights up on the house

690
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: and what what? What's what's going on? You know? We

691
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation

692
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: when you gonna take these down. Man. We go through

693
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: this every year and uh, it ain't no problem. Man.

694
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: The lights are gonna stay up. Oh what what? What?

695
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean they're gonna stay up? Did I

696
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: start up? I said the lights are gonna stay up?

697
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: You know, no go down? No hold on, bro, Christmas

698
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,720
Speaker 1: is over. The lights ain't finn to stay up? Okay

699
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: you nightely and tell you that the lights need to

700
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: come down. You know, I don't. I don't even why

701
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: do you have your lights up after Christmas? Sounder Claus?

702
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: The whole Christmas thing is over? Wait? Wait, wait a man, man,

703
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: what's your name again? Greg? Who of the My name?

704
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: My name is Greg. My name is Greg, and I

705
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: live on Shadow Bend. I live post its over from you.

706
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: I don't give a about where you live. Man. You know,

707
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: how did you get my number? I got your number

708
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: from the h o A. You know, the president alum,

709
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: the one gave me your number. But that but that's

710
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: neither here nor there. The big issue is these Christmas

711
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: lights just got to come down. You sound like a joke, man,

712
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: You sound like a goool. What you're gonna take my Christmas? Like?

713
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: You know, I keep those lights up. You know why

714
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: I keep throwing lights up. I'm gonna listening. My mama

715
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: loves those lights. She she keeps the lights up a

716
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: little bit longer than usual. But we don't give a

717
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: fuck about that as long as she's happy. So okay, okay,

718
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand that. You know

719
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: you gotta love for your mom. Cool, but take up.

720
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: The whole neighborhood wants your lights down. So I'm gonna

721
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: tell you this right here, from neighbor to Nate. You

722
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: got to the mar evening to take them to lights down.

723
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: If not, I'm gonna take them down, my damn sir.

724
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: What time are you coming? Bro? What time are you coming? Okay,

725
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I get off at five. I'll

726
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: be at your house about six to take these dinner

727
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: lights down. If you're not, yeah, I'll be looking for

728
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 1: you too. Man. You know we got a big family.

729
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my brother and we're gonna meet you.

730
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna meet you because you ain't taking down. You understand,

731
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: lights are goes up. Bro, Okay, I don't care give

732
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 1: you and your mama got to take them damn life down.

733
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama. I said,

734
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: you and your mama can take them life down or

735
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: somebody got to take them down. Mom. You're talking about

736
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: my mom. We ain't taking down. When did you say

737
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: you live? I'm not shadow being I'm on shadow. Then

738
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: you just you're trying to You're trying to sign you

739
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: up death sentence. If you come over to my crib

740
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: and talk about taking down I mother Christmas like you. Man.

741
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: If I come over there and you and your mama

742
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: ain't on the ladder trying to get the lights off

743
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: that house, then I'm taking them down. A man. You

744
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: you're talking about my mama taking down the light. I've

745
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: got a baseball back for your mother and everybody at

746
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: the h o A. I don't everybody at that club

747
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: you in or whatever? They your hen and whatever. I'm

748
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: you up, mother, I'm you up? Okay? Well if you

749
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're gonna

750
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: have to time me up too. She's I mean one,

751
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: he's the one told us you had the lights on

752
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: the house and hadn't taken him down comedy one time?

753
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: Who I mean you can you get over here right now?

754
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: I didn't come I'll tell you what. I come through there,

755
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: Me and tim Me both will come through there if

756
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: that's what you want. Come on, mother, ya silly? Okay?

757
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: So so can I say something? So what? Mother? Can I?

758
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? Because you man, you

759
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: ain't gotta say hell you say that when you get old. Man, Yeah,

760
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: you're talking about my mama. Man. Okay, hey, hey, hey,

761
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: hey hey, calm down, dude, calm down. Okay, I'm down

762
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: about what Can I say something? Can I say one

763
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: more thing? Just that? The one more thing I'm all

764
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. Is this nephew Timmy from Steve Harvey

765
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Did you say, oh you you got to

766
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: be kidding me? Man? Yeah? Man, you got James? You

767
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: all right? Man? No? Man, ain't all right? Man? What

768
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: you got my blood pressure up? What at? Wow? Uses? Hey, Jane,

769
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: you got some labors Russell and shot Nie Russell and

770
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: shot Nise. They are the ones that got me the prank.

771
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: Call you back. They ain't gonna get no Christmas present

772
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: for me next year? You ask some bulls man? Who? Wow?

773
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: You was heated by? Oh man, you was heated? Man.

774
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: One thing I do know about you, Jane, you love

775
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: your mama about you. I love I love it the

776
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: death man. You you you had to take it. There

777
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: ain't right man, Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man,

778
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

779
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 1: show in the land. Let me hear. Oh my god,

780
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: the Steve Hardy in the Morning Show? Man, Steve ran

781
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: what morning blank morning shown? Man? I love James. You

782
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: ain't your mama man louda. Y'all need to get your

783
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: damn life down, that's all. But everybody coming over with

784
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: him to get some of his baseball back down. Man,

785
00:51:52,200 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 1: he just sang blankety deaths. He was heated for the word.

786
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah a little you had a little whimper in his

787
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: voice when oh yes, mama, oh dog dog, think when

788
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: you when a man voice started cracking, got problem? Yeah.

789
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: Well see now he dealing you. You're dealing with the

790
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: inside of him. You fit to fight, You fit the fight.

791
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: What's on the inside of him? You ain't just so

792
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: Now he gonna draw on some stuff that you ain't ready.

793
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: It's ugly, man, I'm telling you right now, it's ugly

794
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: when the dude get the whimpering mama. But but but

795
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: still want to fight. Though he ain't getting in the

796
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:50,879
Speaker 1: car crying. He getting out the car crying. Talking that way,

797
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: you're dealing with the inside of a man. No you

798
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: you you messing with the part that you you don't

799
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 1: get to see. So it's so instantly it's gonna be more.

800
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: It's gonna be more. It's it's ugly man. Well, I

801
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: gotta be real for you. Go ahead to come see

802
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: my inside and outside. January fourteenth, fifteen sixteen. Don't sound

803
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: the little like you tell my dog places. Come see

804
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 1: mine yourself. Chuckle's Comedy Club January fourteen, fifteen sixteen. M

805
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,959
Speaker 1: Okay Weekend, Jackson, Mississippi. Tickets on sale right now, fresh

806
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: out of the gate, twenty twenty two. The nephew grabbing

807
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 1: the mic, just got to dropping the mic with them legends.

808
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: Now the nephew is at Chuckles, So get your tickets

809
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: there on sale right now. All right, nephew, thank you up.

810
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: Next Strawberry Letters, subject STANDU stop by the wrong house.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

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00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time now for

813
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,

814
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,479
Speaker 1: parenting and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve

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Speaker 1: HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could

816
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like

817
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now, right now.

818
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.

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Speaker 1: It is twenty twenty two Strawberry Letter. Thank you, f

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00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: you subject Sanna stop by the wrong House. Dear Stephen Shirley.

821
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm a forty year old married woman and my husband

822
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: and I have two children, ages six and eight. He's

823
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: a fireman, so he's used to dressing as Santa for

824
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: the neighborhood and the kids come by the fire station

825
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: and get free pictures with Sanna. He and two other

826
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: guys do it annually. This Christmas, my husband played Sannah

827
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: the day before Christmas Eve. He was at the station

828
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Speaker 1: all day while I wrap presents and got the house

829
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Speaker 1: together for my parents to come visit. My six year

830
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 1: old son wanted to see Santa for the one hundredth time,

831
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: so I drove over to the station. My hobby wasn't there,

832
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: but his coworker was dressed in the suit, so my

833
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: son was happy. Later that evening, My husband came home

834
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Speaker 1: and told me he'd have to work on Christmas Eve

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Speaker 1: and he'd come home on Christmas morning in the Santa

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00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: suit to surprise the kids. While on Christmas morning, it

837
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: got to be nine am and the kids had been

838
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: up and had breakfast, but Santa didn't show up. I

839
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: called and Santa didn't answer. Around eleven am, Santa came

840
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: in and said he got caught up at work. I

841
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: knew he was lying because I could smell perfume on

842
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: his Santa suit. There was a makeup on the white beard,

843
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: and I could see he wasn't wearing underwear under those

844
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: thin Santa pants. I was very embarrassed because I know

845
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: my mother noticed it too. He played Santa and then

846
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 1: tried to rush to the shower, but I wouldn't let

847
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: him get on dressed unless I was in the room.

848
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: So he slept in the darned suit all day. It says,

849
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: darn stud look at it. I thought it was my bad.

850
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 1: You wanted it to be, no, didn't you. Yeah, so

851
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 1: he slept. He slept in the darned suit all day.

852
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: He got text messages from the same number all day,

853
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 1: but I didn't want snoop through his phone. This ruined

854
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: my holidays and now he's not talking to me because

855
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: I accused him of cheating? Is he being defensive because

856
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: he's guilty? Please help? You already know the answer. You

857
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: already know, and I'm so sorry to say it's yes.

858
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: I mean, he's defensive because he's guilty of cheating on you.

859
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,839
Speaker 1: He was wherever he was doing exactly what you think

860
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: he was doing. The perfume that you smelled and the

861
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: makeup you saw with your own eyes was real, and

862
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: that is your proof. I mean, in case clothes, that's

863
00:56:56,239 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: all you would need right thereon poured a law. Right, Judge, Steve,

864
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: don't let him flip this one on you. Please don't

865
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: let let him do that. You did nothing wrong. He

866
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: is a nerve to be giving you the silent treatment.

867
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 1: I mean, he's the one who did the dirt. Looks

868
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: like he was doing dirt on Christmas Day. Dirt on

869
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: Christmas Day. That's not you. Don't cheat on Christmas, Okay,

870
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: don't do that. You still let him live. He did

871
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: all that, he embarrassed. You're in front of your parents.

872
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: Your kids didn't see him till around eleven. They had

873
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: had breakfast open their gifts, probably everything, and everyone knows

874
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: that Santa visits at night and leaves the toys. But

875
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: this Santa husband of yours, without cheating. He tried to

876
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: cover it up by saying he was working. You know better,

877
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: you know the truth. It's just a matter of how

878
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,919
Speaker 1: do you deal with this and move forward? And I'm

879
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: sorry this had to happen to you on Christmas Day,

880
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: but you're cheating Santa husband, Steve, did you say everybody

881
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: knows Santa come at night? Santa comes at night? You

882
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: didn't have nothing else to say? You d out of

883
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: stuff to say, Santa comes at night. I'm so mad

884
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: that this is the opening letter for twenty twenty two.

885
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: The ridiculousness of this is just it is Uh, it's

886
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: alarming to me, ma'am Why you wrote this letter? Because

887
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: you're farty, you're married, you got two kids. Your husband

888
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: is a fireman and he plays Santa Claus down at

889
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,919
Speaker 1: the fire station every year, which means your husband kind

890
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: of large this Christmas? What well, come on now, her

891
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: husband gotta be kind of large? Well, Oh, of all

892
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: the men down at the fire stay high he Santa?

893
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: You think you think they ship the skinniest person I'm

894
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: just going with it. I'm trying to turn this nothing

895
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: Das's letter into since this is the first one in

896
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I'm not gonna play with these letters

897
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: no more. Stop talking to me about fat shaming and

898
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: all this hill When they pick you to be Santa,

899
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: cloth size got something to do with it. They probably

900
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: picked him because he the only one that comes, like

901
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: like when you come down the pole at the firehouse.

902
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: Whoever the slowers probably end up having to be selling

903
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: he was cheating. Well, we'll get to that. All the

904
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: kids come to the fire station, get free pictures with

905
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: Santa club, blah blah blah. You at the house wrapping presents,

906
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: getting ready for your parents to come over to the house.

907
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 1: Your son down now said he was not when your

908
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: your husband playing Santa, the Davey folks pruss even he

909
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: was at the station all day. Now, you're six year

910
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: old want to see Santa for one hundred times. So

911
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: you go to the station. Your husband wasn't dare, but

912
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: his coworker was dressed in the suit. Now let me

913
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: ask you a questions. If you go to the fire

914
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 1: station and your husband posted be at Whorton, I've never

915
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: been a fireman before. But if you at the work

916
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: at the fire station, you either at the fire station

917
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: or you after fire. And the fire right now, if

918
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: all the trucks is in now and all all the

919
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: firemen is in there, where your fire asshole, mister Chubby?

920
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: All that thought, Steve, We'll have part two of Steam's

921
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: response coming up with twenty three minutes after the hour

922
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 1: today strawberry letters subject Santa stopped at the Wronghouse. We'll

923
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve

924
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap

925
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letters. Santa stopped at the long House. Well,

926
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: it's forty year old lady marriedeth Is fat as firement

927
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: that play Santa Claus every year for the kids down there.

928
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: They got two kids of their own, six and eight.

929
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: He said he was done. He said he was down

930
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: there at the fire station that day. And so your

931
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: six year old son wanted to go see Santa for

932
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: a hundred times. So she drove to the station. Your

933
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: husband wasn't now, but his coworker was dressed in the suit,

934
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: so your son was happy. Now, if your husband supposed

935
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 1: to be at work, but he ain't at work, and

936
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: he at five, and you're not at the fire station.

937
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 1: You must be at the five because they were two

938
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: things they do at the fire station. He wait on

939
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: five so they can come in and save people's lives

940
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: in the Bible. All right, all right, later that and

941
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: now your husband wasn't there. Now, Later that evening, your

942
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: husband came home and told me he'd have to work

943
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve and he'd come home on Christmas morning

944
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: in the Santa suit to surprise the kids. Okay, all right,

945
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 1: I got you. Well, on Christmas morning, it got about

946
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: nine am. The kids have been up and breakfast, had breakfast,

947
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: but Santa didn't show up. As we lay we forgot

948
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: a buy marrow as we laid me. Yeah, I hate that,

949
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: damn song boy, because I've been there. Man happened to

950
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: me a long, long long time ago. But oh lord,

951
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: I laid up there way too. Damn Lord, out my

952
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: eyes if he was squinting, called sunlight coming through the women. Yo,

953
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: I'm don't getting here. Well, I'm supposed to be at home.

954
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't Christmas Eve. I didn't have a Santa Claus

955
01:02:53,080 --> 01:03:00,160
Speaker 1: suit or nothing. So now, well, Christmas morning got at

956
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: nine am. The kids been up breakfast, but Santa didn't

957
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 1: show up. I called Santa. He didn't answer. By eleven am,

958
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,919
Speaker 1: Santa came in and said he got caught up at work.

959
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: The only thing can happen if you get caught up

960
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: at the work. YO asked us to be out of fire.

961
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: Was no fires on the news on Christmas Day, which

962
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: is news. I knew he was lying because I could

963
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: smell perfume on his Santa suit. God, and that was

964
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: makeup on the white beard. God. I could see he

965
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: wasn't wearing underwear under those thin Santa pans. God, I

966
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: was advanced because I know my mother noticed it too.

967
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 1: All right, now we got a problem because he has

968
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: not developed a lie for the perfume, the makeup or

969
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: the in suit. Santa Claus was outswinging now, But the

970
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: problem Santa Claus. Santa Claus was out swinging. The problem

971
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: he got is he didn't develop a life for And

972
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: it's too late for the line because now he tried

973
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: to rush. He played Santa and then he tried to

974
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: rush to the shower. But I wouldn't let him get

975
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: undressed unless I was in the room. Yah, So he

976
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 1: slept in the suit all day. That's the only thing

977
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: he did that had value. He slept well, hedn't he

978
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: knew he couldn't get necking because it's way too much.

979
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 1: He still got on gift wrapping paper up under the air,

980
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: he got, He got some bold stuck on his hand.

981
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: They was doing some Crystmas stuff that was got kid

982
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: friendly his ass, got wrapping paper, glitter on he got.

983
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: He still got tensel caught up under the hair under

984
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: his arms. Yeah, he got to get all this. He

985
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: got the fruitcake, it is belly button. He got eggs. Yeah,

986
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: he got a lot going on right now. So he

987
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 1: got to get this water and get all this Crystmas

988
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,960
Speaker 1: stuff on. She made him leave the bed on because

989
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 1: she had a fantasy. She always wanted to do center,

990
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: so she done center anyway. Anyway, he got text meshes

991
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: from the same numba all day. But I didn't want

992
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 1: to snoop this on this ruin of my holidays. And

993
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: now he's not talking to me because I accused him

994
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: a chief. Is he being defensive because he's guilty. No,

995
01:05:56,080 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 1: he's not being defensive. He's being offensive because what my

996
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 1: brother taught me a long time ago, the best defense

997
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 1: is a good office. So now he's not being defensive,

998
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 1: he's taking the offense. And now I'm not speaking to

999
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: you because you accuse me of cheating. And she has

1000
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 1: ever this, and she's correct. Why would he sleep in

1001
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:29,320
Speaker 1: that damn soup? Like? Why the makeup come from? What

1002
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 1: nine year old? You didn't hand on your lap with

1003
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 1: a full face of makeup, and you ain't got no

1004
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: drawls on? Santa Claus got to wear a drawl. I'm

1005
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: telling you right now, your ans is going to prison

1006
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 1: if you sit up in here the mall trying to

1007
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 1: play Santa Claus with no damn draws on. That ain't

1008
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 1: even look all right. And you got to get a

1009
01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:00,160
Speaker 1: thicker suit. Next, yous on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve

1010
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: Hervey dot com, Ongram, and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry

1011
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand now coming up at forty six

1012
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, Junior is here with Sports Talk.

1013
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:18,439
Speaker 1: Right after them, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

1014
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 1: Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got? Junior?

1015
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: All right? Shutting forty and doesn't just wanted the rest

1016
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: of let y'all know that January fourteen fifteen comedies on Greensboro,

1017
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: North Carolina. Your favorite play cut to coming, go ahead

1018
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 1: and get your ticket right now. Now. In sports, first

1019
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: of let me get us out of the way. Did

1020
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: y'all see this what happened in Washington with Jalen Hurts

1021
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: fans collapse? Yeah, man, I'm glad he's all right. Man.

1022
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 1: That was a danger situation when the lower level collapse

1023
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 1: and those fans fell out on the tunnel. He helped

1024
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: right now. Oh, they fat ass leaned over and they failed.

1025
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: They were right there on the front row. They was

1026
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 1: on the first role. Yeah, some most fat sham and stuff,

1027
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 1: and all this fat sham of stuff gonna be over

1028
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,600
Speaker 1: with in twenty twenty two for me. Yeah, the fat

1029
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: ass man, look at him, fell backwards into the crowd.

1030
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 1: Nobody was hurt. So now let's just call it like

1031
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: it is. Why is your fat ass leaning? That's why

1032
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 1: I'm a judge, Sherlett. Come on, what is you fit

1033
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 1: to blame the stadium people fault when clearly your fat

1034
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 1: ass eat it. Y'all leaning against this baby real look

1035
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 1: like crib with eight jack babies in it. That's it, man,

1036
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: Fine though, I know, yeah, I'm a judge. Now I'm

1037
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 1: gonna be more judgmental. Okay, let me talk to Steve then,

1038
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 1: because I gotta ask this man. We all know the

1039
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,719
Speaker 1: biggest sports stories. Antonio Brown quitting on the book Sunday

1040
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: Sunday in New York. Right, I understand this down. Let

1041
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 1: me tell you something. You know. We talked about this, babe,

1042
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: mental imlis We don't know. I'm not saying that I

1043
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 1: got family that got mental issues. I understand mental illness.

1044
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I know crazy when I

1045
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 1: see it. I know that I know that right off

1046
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:11,720
Speaker 1: the top. Boy's crazy. Bro. Let me explain. Oh no,

1047
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what has to happen to you how

1048
01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: many times before you learn the lesson? Now, we all

1049
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 1: have lessons to learn. And he gonna have to learn

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01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: this now. Whether it's a mental issue or not that

1051
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 1: he needs help for, that's probably the case. I don't

1052
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,680
Speaker 1: see how it can't be. But whatever it is, you

1053
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:37,600
Speaker 1: still have to learn this lesson. Yeah, because when you

1054
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: get your mental whatever addressed, one of the things they're

1055
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 1: gonna have to talk about is your decision making process.

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01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: And something wrong right there and there ain't got nothing

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01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 1: to do with the mental illness. Well, I don't know

1058
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,559
Speaker 1: that for a fact. From Let me retract that statement.

1059
01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 1: What Steve, I'm anna judge you got to get your

1060
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,160
Speaker 1: ass out of him? Yeah, first of all, not in

1061
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 1: the NFL on no more. You to mess your money

1062
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 1: up for the rest of the year. Anybody got to

1063
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 1: pay you quit on the team, be detrimental to the

1064
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 1: benefit of the team. All him is in the contract.

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01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 1: He out the NFL. I beat Damn. I'm trying to

1066
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 1: think I got to put you out to the NFL

1067
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,840
Speaker 1: for your ass. Get tired of getting put out the

1068
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: inn field. It's been put out quite can We came

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01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 1: about this at the top of Now I got something

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01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 1: I want to say. We'll be back. You heard it

1071
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harby Morning Show right after this.

1072
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 1: Junior is here we part two in sports talk for

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01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 1: the morning. What you got, Junior? What else? Okay? We

1075
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 1: know that Antonio Brown biggest sports third. I ain't never

1076
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 1: seen them like this. Quit on the Tamba Bay Bucks

1077
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,600
Speaker 1: in New York versus the Jets. How they Bucks was

1078
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 1: down twenty four to ten. They end up with it

1079
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 1: the game, but he quit. But I just want to

1080
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 1: say this and Judge Steve please come in and help

1081
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,120
Speaker 1: me with this. Uh, there were some things I just said.

1082
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 1: These are things that Tonio Brown said right after he

1083
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: took them pads off. Damn, it's Cole out here just saying.

1084
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: I know. He said, my man, I need that shirt back.

1085
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 1: Something else. He said, man, probably should have kept him glove.

1086
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: I know you had to say this. In the hell

1087
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 1: am I gonna get home? I know, Caesar just he said.

1088
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,839
Speaker 1: Tonio Brown had to say when he took them shoulder

1089
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: pads off, why you ain't stopping me? Yeah? You saw

1090
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,240
Speaker 1: what I was doing, I promise you. After he put

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01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: his clothes on that the locker room, he sat down

1092
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 1: for a minute with I'll be there him. I didn't

1093
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 1: done it again, I helped done it. See. He was

1094
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 1: running around there on the field just braidy. Now he said,

1095
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:02,800
Speaker 1: does that say? JITs broa here got another one? He

1096
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 1: was thinking. I know he said this right here? What

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01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 1: the blank was? I think? Yes, he had to get

1098
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 1: in that locker room and he had to get in

1099
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: and say this is by far stupid. Yeah, yeah, by far.

1100
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: I can't show you. I ain't never done nothing this,

1101
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 1: damn you just to Brown said while he was out there,

1102
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 1: he took them, show the pads off, through that shirt

1103
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: and the blood in the stand and he probably said,

1104
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,960
Speaker 1: my man, I need that shirt back. It's thirty one

1105
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 1: out here. Yeah, here goes something else said, huh, man,

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01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: I appreciate all the people saying I need mental health,

1107
01:12:52,240 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: but that was pretty stupid though, created stupid like that.

1108
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 1: But I must say so myself after the day, I'm

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01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:05,600
Speaker 1: stupid and the words of Tommy. This has got to

1110
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:14,559
Speaker 1: be by fALS. And I got a list. Oh yeah,

1111
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 1: we know his list him. Oh my god, man, that's

1112
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:23,840
Speaker 1: that's it. I just you know, man, I got what

1113
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: everybody saying about the mental health. Yeah, but it's something else.

1114
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 1: It's something else. Man. When you throw m without you

1115
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: don't you can't process information, you can't retain the lesson

1116
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: from before, You have no recollection of prior, and you

1117
01:13:54,000 --> 01:14:01,320
Speaker 1: don't pull on no experience, nothing. No, man, that's you

1118
01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:06,240
Speaker 1: know what is that? Didn't you say he actually lived

1119
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:12,599
Speaker 1: with Tom Brady? Yeah, yeah, yeah, conversations, you know he did.

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01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,880
Speaker 1: That's why I know something wrong with his as about

1121
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 1: him and he stuck and struck his neck out for him. Yeah,

1122
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 1: I wanted him to get on the team. You know.

1123
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: Now he's the one calling for empathy for him. And

1124
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 1: then he needs help. That's what Tom Brady. He needs

1125
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:30,599
Speaker 1: help and he and he should get help. But he'll

1126
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 1: never play football again, No, not on a professional level

1127
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: because no one would want to take a chance. So

1128
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 1: like before when he was talking about I'm just gonna

1129
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 1: go back to school, well you need to sign up, dog, right,

1130
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 1: need to sign up time right now? Yeah, really gonna

1131
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: be struggling with who in the interview room when you

1132
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: do get the degree. It's gonna sit there and go, Yeah,

1133
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him a cubicle, a chair in a yeah, yep, yeah,

1134
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,840
Speaker 1: and a business called my company name on it. Yeah.

1135
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,360
Speaker 1: All right. Well, we'll be back with more of the

1136
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:15,720
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour.

1137
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning Show. Well, Hollywood is

1138
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 1: mourning the loss of TV legend Betty White. Betty White

1139
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:32,880
Speaker 1: passed away this past Friday at the age of ninety nine. Celebrities, comedians,

1140
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: and politicians took to social media to pay tribute to

1141
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 1: Betty White, who, of course was everyone's favorite golden girl.

1142
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,560
Speaker 1: She had her sense of humor, Steve, I mean, you know,

1143
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:48,600
Speaker 1: well into her nineties. Yeah, I mean, and she was

1144
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:53,760
Speaker 1: still funny. Just you know, we got the same birthday, Yeah,

1145
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: generally something. Wow. Yeah, she would have been one hundred

1146
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,240
Speaker 1: years old. Everybody was hoping she make it to one hundred.

1147
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 1: She was just a few weeks away, wasn't Yeah yeah,

1148
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,639
Speaker 1: there there will be a movie about her life released

1149
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,840
Speaker 1: on what would have been her one hundredth birthday, coming

1150
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:19,280
Speaker 1: up January seventeen. And finally, Max Julian, we all know

1151
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:24,800
Speaker 1: him as Goldie in The Mac, He's also passed away.

1152
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 1: That was really sad too. He died at age eighty

1153
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 1: eight on New Year's Day, which was also his birthday. Um.

1154
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 1: The Mac is just considered a cult classic, one of

1155
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 1: those standout movies in the nineteen seventies. It came out

1156
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy three. Um Max Julian played an X

1157
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:48,360
Speaker 1: con who becomes a big time pimp in Oakland, and

1158
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 1: Richard Pryor was also in that movie. So ye, Doctor Cooke,

1159
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

1160
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after

1161
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1162
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,000
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for another round of

1163
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:16,200
Speaker 1: would you rather? Okay, okay, haven't done this all year?

1164
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 1: Right there we go. Would you rather, since it's winter time,

1165
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:23,200
Speaker 1: would you rather do it in thirty two degree weather?

1166
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,360
Speaker 1: Or would you do it? Rather do it in one

1167
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:30,280
Speaker 1: hundred degree weather? Would you rather do it? I just

1168
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 1: do it? Gives me, junior, What was that? I'd rather

1169
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:37,600
Speaker 1: do it? Okay? What I'm gonna go with that? That

1170
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:42,680
Speaker 1: hunted that heat? So okay, you try to say so

1171
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:46,519
Speaker 1: if it's two, it's a little a lot more effort

1172
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:52,640
Speaker 1: require Yeah that cold boy, Yeah, you got me and

1173
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:59,280
Speaker 1: got a special problem in that cold. Yeah. Yeah, and

1174
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 1: probably ain't have you right now. I don't tell you

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01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,240
Speaker 1: right now. It's certain things you can't even cool air

1176
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:17,360
Speaker 1: can't hit certain party be like a turtle in the

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01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 1: shell to go back in the house. It's cold, all right,

1178
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:33,439
Speaker 1: So one hundred one hundred degrees that's super hot. That's sorry, Sorry,

1179
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:37,000
Speaker 1: we can deal with that. We just nothing wrong hot, Yeah,

1180
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:44,320
Speaker 1: just rest cut that ceiling fan off. Ask you something, Shelly,

1181
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:49,160
Speaker 1: why you think it ain't that many eskimos. How many

1182
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:58,960
Speaker 1: eskimos is defined as ain't nine? How many eskimos are hunted? Black?

1183
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 1: Ain't no black? Ask a mote? All right? Moving, we

1184
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: had eleven thousand lived in garden Valley projects. All right,

1185
01:19:13,479 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 1: keeping with that same kind of theme. Would you rather

1186
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:20,479
Speaker 1: cuddle in the morning or would you rather cuddle at night?

1187
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:26,440
Speaker 1: I know, I know how men are with the cuddling situation.

1188
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:37,519
Speaker 1: Cuddling we threw get off men degrees? Why do we

1189
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 1: have a keen size being if we're not gonna use

1190
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:48,960
Speaker 1: this on your my sack, Junior, Having heard from you

1191
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:55,320
Speaker 1: on this one, I'm not cuddling. What no, what what?

1192
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:58,320
Speaker 1: We just got through touching. I'm gonna touch the mot

1193
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 1: what Junior? You have to cut up sometimes because it's

1194
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:10,040
Speaker 1: a requirement. Yeah, I try to. I try to make

1195
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 1: her hot. All right. We'll be back to close out

1196
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,960
Speaker 1: the show at forty nine minutes after the hour, and

1197
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: we'll get some closing remarks from the one and only

1198
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this you're listening to all right, guys,

1199
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,640
Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on

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01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,760
Speaker 1: this Tuesday. It's been a good day fun I guess

1201
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:37,080
Speaker 1: you know, something. Uh, I stopped doing a little while ago.

1202
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 1: I stopped doing New Year's resolutions. I've always because I

1203
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 1: decided a while back too from now to just be

1204
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,160
Speaker 1: a right now person. I mean, as soon as I

1205
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,760
Speaker 1: think of something, I start the process. I try to

1206
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 1: start the process immediately. That's one thing I've always pride

1207
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,760
Speaker 1: in my cell phone. So I stopped waiting on New

1208
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,560
Speaker 1: Year because what happens, especially during the latter part of

1209
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 1: the year. I think a lot of us, oh, like

1210
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,880
Speaker 1: around October, when we get into the holiday season, they say, well,

1211
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get off my little program because it's holidays.

1212
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gonna enjoy myself. So now so now week

1213
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,960
Speaker 1: folk Thanksgiving, you start letting go or you work out

1214
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:24,639
Speaker 1: and your eating program. Then you got the office parties,

1215
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:27,880
Speaker 1: and then all this stuff happening until the holiday season,

1216
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 1: Christmas parties, and next thing you know, it's New Year

1217
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,759
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve. Now you don't want to eat right because

1218
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,840
Speaker 1: you want to enjoy yourself again. Next then next thing

1219
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 1: you know, now here come New Year's even want to

1220
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,040
Speaker 1: enjoy yourself in and drink like you want to drink

1221
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:45,200
Speaker 1: and do all the things, and you end up having

1222
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:48,439
Speaker 1: to have these resolutions because now you've packed on an

1223
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:55,439
Speaker 1: extra fifteen just over the holidays. You've overextended yourself money

1224
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:59,920
Speaker 1: wise over the holidays, buying gifts and stuff. So now

1225
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:03,400
Speaker 1: you make a new financial resolution every year. You make

1226
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:08,560
Speaker 1: a new weight loss resolution every year. And so I

1227
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:12,800
Speaker 1: just decided that whenever I wanted to do something, I

1228
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:16,000
Speaker 1: would just started immediately. Like I kind of watched what

1229
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 1: I ate over the holidays. Now I did I enjoy myself? Yes?

1230
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:25,880
Speaker 1: I did. Did I overindulge a couple of days? I did,

1231
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 1: because it was it was like the day after Christmas.

1232
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 1: I actually couldn't eat no more like the day after Christmas,

1233
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:38,439
Speaker 1: Like when it was time for breakfast, I saw no

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01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:47,120
Speaker 1: need for breakfast. I mean, where I'm gonna put it?

1235
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 1: I ain't all Christmas night Kate path. Right then I

1236
01:22:56,320 --> 01:23:00,679
Speaker 1: got a little attitude because we had a sweeper tat

1237
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:04,640
Speaker 1: the pie and the kids came over and ate and

1238
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:09,200
Speaker 1: ate the whole pote. Oh man, you know the ones

1239
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:15,040
Speaker 1: that don't live that, which is none of them. Then

1240
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:17,439
Speaker 1: I walk in there about ten thirty. I'm watching TV.

1241
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:21,960
Speaker 1: I going there at ten thirty, pie pan empty. So

1242
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:24,800
Speaker 1: I was having some evil thoughts then you ever wanted

1243
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:33,479
Speaker 1: to hurt somebody, you know, I was having Oh so

1244
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 1: y'all gonna act like y'all they never wanted to hurt

1245
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:40,720
Speaker 1: nobody over no pie. It's just you. It's just you.

1246
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:44,360
Speaker 1: Ain't ever had your mind set on something, and then

1247
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:50,519
Speaker 1: you're going there and this gone. Yeah. First, have you

1248
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:53,519
Speaker 1: ever have you ever cut a piece? Put it under

1249
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,799
Speaker 1: cell of fane, Put it in the corner of the cabinet,

1250
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,240
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Put it over the corner

1251
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:02,600
Speaker 1: of the counter. Put it on the cellophane. Slice of

1252
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:06,040
Speaker 1: cake I cut, come in all the pag on and

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Speaker 1: that slice gone. Now ain't no good hair. Well, if

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Speaker 1: it's under saucer, under some cellophane, you know, somebody put

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Speaker 1: that over there. Cake. Don't come to your house on

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Speaker 1: your saucer under cellophane. I had that talk. I had

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Speaker 1: a couple of other issues with my grandson Noah. I

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Speaker 1: discovered that I was calling him Venom for a while.

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Speaker 1: He's a Venom is not a superhero. I think Venom

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Speaker 1: is a feeling. It might be a superhero, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: So he was Venom all the way up to Christmas,

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Speaker 1: and then after Christmas. I didn't know it, and he

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Speaker 1: came and he hugged man. I said venom, and he

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Speaker 1: pushed off of it. I'm not bending, Papa, I'm Connage.

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Speaker 1: So now he's Connage, but he still has the Venom shirt.

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Speaker 1: So when he runs up to me, I keep forgetting

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Speaker 1: to call him Connage because his little lass likes to

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Speaker 1: wear the black Venom T shirt. So he and I

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Speaker 1: have fallen out and we're not close anymore because I

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Speaker 1: can't seem to remember to call his name Connage because

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Speaker 1: he's venom and he am strong word for damn. Don't

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Speaker 1: look like he could save off nobody. So well, his

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Speaker 1: little lass wants to be either one. He needs to

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Speaker 1: be boss baby or something like that. Those other things

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Speaker 1: we're going to Also, my youngest grandchild son, Ezra, had COVID.

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Speaker 1: He called the cod and uh and uh. He was

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Speaker 1: having some symptoms. He was feeling a little down and everything. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, the other kids in the house talking about

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Speaker 1: so how you are gonna quarantine ez well Ezra too,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what can you how do you give how

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Speaker 1: you quarantine two year olds? Somebody got to stay with him.

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Speaker 1: He can't cook, you know, he really quite pitty train,

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Speaker 1: not an ally he ain't committed to it. Then the

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Speaker 1: sickness and kind of got him. So now he got

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Speaker 1: a mask on. So the other day he sees me

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Speaker 1: in the house and he see me go pop on.

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Speaker 1: He come running to me. I took off running another

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Speaker 1: way because the little lass got covid or his little

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Speaker 1: lass was standing in the hallway. Crime was running from him.

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Speaker 1: I can't catch covid, musund your little lass. So I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to do Those are my clothing remarks, and

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Speaker 1: I'm going through some things in twenty twenty two. I'll

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Speaker 1: be doing it very motivational closings in a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But I just had to get some stuff off my chair.

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Speaker 1: Y'all have a great day. Welcome to twenty twenty two.

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